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PARANOIA

The Mutant Experience FORM PACK


ALL PROBLEMS
ARE SOLVABLE BY
APPLICATION OF
SUFFICIENT FORMS

Loyal citizens of Alpha Complex!


In furtherance of THE COMPUTERs imminent
victory against the mutant menace, Central
Processing now makes available to you, at no cost,
the forms from the fine PARANOIA XP supplement

THE MUTANT EXPERIENCE


The Mutant Experience by R. Eric Reuss is a 72-page rules supplement for the PARANOIA XP roleplaying game
published by Mongoose Publishing (www.mongoosepublishing.com). The Mutant Experience offers new rules to
ignore, new variant Alpha Complex settings, and huge heaping mounds of new mutant powers, plus many dozens of
variations on the existing powers presented in the PARANOIA XP rulebook. Want your Troubleshooter characters
to be Bouncy, Stretchy, Spiky, Forgettable or Radioactive? Interested in Call Bots, Creeping Madness, Enervating
Darkness, Scream and Stench? What about new mutagens and mutation-related equipment and medications? If
you too are committed to fighting the ever-present mutant threat, check out the Mutant Experience!

Herein find the following TWO (2) forms from


The Mutant Experience supplement:
Mutation Registration Form
Suspicion of Mutant Activity Report Form
The Computer also generously provides
TWO (2) additional forms cut for space from
The Mutant Experience:
Standard Affidavit of Registered Mutant Status
Mandatory Survey # 993704Mutants and You
CPU and Mongoose Publishing authorize you to print, photocopy
and/or distribute these forms FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY.
Unauthorized use is punishable by termination and erasure.
Remember, filesharing is Communism!

A world fit for Kafka, Orwell


and the Marx Brothers
PARANOIA is a satirical roleplaying game set in a darkly
humorous future. A well-meaning but deranged Computer
desperately protects the citizens of an underground city
from secret societies, mutants and all sorts of real and
imagined enemies. You play a Troubleshooter, one of The
Computers elite agents. You track and destroy the enemies
of The Computer. You hope The Computer and your fellow
Troubleshooters wont find out you are one of these enemies.
PARANOIA: a lighthearted game of terror, death,
bureaucracies, mad scientists, mutants, dangerous weapons
and insane robots, which encourages players to lie, to cheat
and to backstab each other at every turn.
Originally published in 1984, PARANOIA sold over 150,000
copies. The new PARANOIA XP edition updates Alpha Complex
for this new and more paranoid time.

TM & Copyright 1983, 1987, 2005 by Eric Goldberg & Greg Costikyan. All Rights Reserved. Mongoose Publishing Ltd., Authorized User.
E-mail questions and comments to Mongoose Publishing at sales@mongoosepublishing.com, or write to PO Box 1018, Swindon, Wiltshire SN3 1DG, UNITED KINGDOM.
On the World Wide Web: www.mongoosepublishing.com. URL for this Form Pack: http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/downloads.php?qsSeries=19

Mutation Registration Form


Distributed by Department 72 in coordination with the Office of Forms and Vouchers, PLC

Name __________________________-____-_______-____
Date and time ____________________________________

ATTACH TISSUE SAMPLE HERE

Service firm ______________________________________


Housing unit _____________________________________
Per annum radiation exposure _______________________
INSTRUCTIONS: Answer all questions fully and completely. Except where
indicated, check only one response for multiple choice questions. If you
have speculations as to the source of your mutation, include them on the
back of this form. Practice good penmanship. Trust The Computer. Failure
to obey is treason.

Having a mutation makes me feel (check all that apply):

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!
!
!

Happy
Unhappy
Enthusiastic
Cunning

!
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!

Morose
Powerful
Kind of tingly
Apathetic

!
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Satisfied
Very worried
Inferior
Despairing

I need to register my mutation because (check all that apply):

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I love mutants
! The Computer loves mutants
I am being blackmailed
! I dare not disobey
I lost a really dumb bet
! Honesty is the best policy
I have a death wish
! My head is going to explode
My awesome might should be used for the good of all Alpha
Complex

FOR AUTHORIZED USE ONLY


INITIAL PROCESSING
Credit Adjustment
Revised Loyalty Index
Mutation Classification
Personality Profile Code
Medication Recommendation

ID
______________
______________
______________
______________
______________

_____
_____
_____
_____
_____

ASSIGNMENTS
Registration Contact
Medication
Surveillance
Termination

______________________
______________________
______________________
______________________

It takes me _________________ to eat a HappyTummy Energy Bar.

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Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

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No
No
No
No
No

I have been on the premises of a nuclear reactor within the last three months.
I have watched more than two complete episodes of the Best Good Happy Sector Hour.
I have heard of the secret society known as Psion.
If given the choice, I would opt to terminate myself in hopes that my next clone would not suffer from this mutation.
My mutation is powerful enough to possibly harm the citizens, social institutions and/or property of Alpha Complex.
If yes, why should you be permitted to live on as a menace to all who surround you?
If no, how will your mutation be of any use to Alpha Complex?

What can you possibly hope to accomplish that would make up for the mere fact of your blighted existence?
How long will it take you to do this?
Describe your mutation. Include specific examples with time, date, location and witnesses.

Please list all citizens you have damaged, injured or inconvenienced with your mutation. Continue on reverse if necessary.
Citizen
Date and Time
Location
Offense
__________________________
_____________________
_________________
___________________________
__________________________
_____________________
_________________
___________________________
__________________________
_____________________
_________________
___________________________
__________________________
_____________________
_________________
___________________________
__________________________
_____________________
_________________
___________________________
The average handling time for this form is between THREE DAYS and EIGHTEEN MONTHS. Resubmitting an identical copy of this form will not expedite processing in any way. If you need to alter or amend any information on this form, resubmit it with an attached Application Modification Rider (993-51-Z8854). Until this form has
been duly and fully processed, you are not authorized to use your purported mutation in any way whatsoever. If your application for Registered Mutant status is approved,
you will be retroactively subject to all requirements and regulations thereof, in accordance with section 72 of the Laws of Alpha Complex ed. 39/B.3.9.
Form 776-Z/0-T82

Suspicion of Mutant Activity Report Form


Distributed by Department 72 in coordination with the Office of Forms and Vouchers, PLC

Name ________________________-____-_______-____
Location (current) _______________________________
Date and time (current) ___________________________
Height (current) _________________________________
Weight (current) _________________________________
Sanitation grade (current) _________________________
No. of mutants killed (career) ______________________
No. of mutants turned in (career)____________________
FOR AUTHORIZED USE ONLY
Additional notes
Loyalty index
Credibility index
Transition rating

Location (of suspicious activity) _____________________


Date and time (of suspicious activity) ________________

! Yes
! Yes
! Yes

! No
! No
! No

I am unusually thirsty today.


My jumpsuit fits perfectly.
I have never failed The Computer.

List all pharmaceuticals administered to you in the 24 hours prior


to the observed event:

_____________
_____________
_____________

What did you do to document the suspicious activity?

ATTACHED DOCUMENTATION
Description
! _____________________________
! _____________________________
! _____________________________
! _____________________________
! _____________________________
! _____________________________

Reference code
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________

How did the suspicious activity make you feel?

Check all that apply:


The observed activity might have been the result of
! a mutation
! an experimental device
! an optical illusion
! not enough sleep
! bad timing
! a plot against The Computer
! weather balloons
! drugs
! sunspots
! lots and lots of drugs
! bots
! nuclear radiation
! too much pressure
! random chance

Describe the suspicious activity in detail. Include the names of all citizens involved and/or present. Note any registered mutants.

What do you wish had happened instead?

Why didnt it?

What sort of mutation do you think was involved?

Where did you learn about this mutation?

Who do you believe was ultimately responsible? Why?

Why should we believe you?

! Yes

! No

Did you attempt to stop the suspicious activity?

If Yes, how? ______________________________________________________________________________________________


How did you ensure your interference would not compromise the evidence against the mutant(s)?
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
If No, why not? Do you not believe mutant powers are dangerous? Or were you simply too frightened?
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The average handling time for this form is between TWO MINUTES and SEVEN WEEKS. Re-submitting an identical copy of this form will not expedite processing
in any way. All witnesses of a suspicious event must submit separate paperwork. Unauthorized discussion of events prior to filing said paperwork is treason. If you need
to alter or amend any information on this form, resubmit it with an attached Report Modification Rider (993-52-H1996). By submitting this report, you authorize Internal
Security and/or other duly authorized representatives of The Computer to contact you about it at any time of day or night in a method of their choosing.
Form N73G-59O.7

Standard Affidavit of Registered Mutant Status


Distributed by Department 72 in coordination with the Office of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
Carry this affidavit on your person at all times. You are required by law to display it to any authorized citizen who requests to see it.
Should this paperwork become lost or damaged, you must immediately file an 83-992/C: Affidavit Replacement Request Form, Type S.
WARNING: Unauthorized modification of this paperwork is a class KK/1 Treasonous Act!

SECTION 1: IDENTIFICATION
Name __________________________-____-______-____
Service firm _____________________________________
Housing unit ____________________________________
Registered Mutant Tracking Code ____________________
Date and time granted _____________________________
[DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] ______________
DNA Checksum __________________________________

(AFFIX PHOTOGRAPH OF MUTANT HERE)

The following individuals are authorized to view Section 2:


The bearer
The bearers medication supervisor
Internal Security personnel
The following individuals may be authorized to view Section 2:
! Citizens above the bearers security clearance
! Citizens of at least GREEN Clearance
! Any and all supervisors, managers, team leaders,
coordinators or other direct superiors of the bearer
! The bearers registration contact
! R&D personnel
! HPD&MC personnel
! Citizens medically certified at grade E7 or better
! Citizens carrying more weaponry than the bearer
! Citizens permitted to view Section 1
! Citizens permitted to view Section 3
! Other: ___________________________________
SECTION 3: MUTANT POWER
Mutation (common name) __________________________
Stratworth code __________________________________
Power level
! Low
! Unknown
! Medium
! Classified (see pub. 6697/MH-2)
! High
Danger level
! Low
! Unknown
! Medium
! Classified (see pub. 839-1-14.6)
! High
Permissible uses:
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The following individuals are authorized to view Section 1:


The bearer
Citizens of GREEN Clearance and higher
The bearers registration contact
The bearers medication supervisor
Internal Security personnel
The following individuals may be authorized to view Section 1:
! All citizens
! Citizens of at least RED Clearance
! Citizens above the bearers security clearance
! Any and all supervisors, managers, team leaders,
coordinators or other direct superiors of the bearer
! Any and all coworkers, liaisons, departmental contacts, team members or other colleagues of the bearer
! Armed Forces personnel
! Citizens who would be terribly unhappy otherwise
! Citizens permitted to view Section 2
! Citizens permitted to view Section 3
! Other: ___________________________________
SECTION 2: LOYALTY & HAPPINESS REGIMEN
Medication

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Dosage

Frequency

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Additional instructions:

The following individuals are authorized to view Section 3:


The bearer
Armed Forces personnel on active duty
Internal Security personnel
The following individuals may be authorized to view Section 3:
! All citizens
! Citizens of at least GREEN Clearance
! Citizens with unregistered mutations
! The bearers registration contact
! R&D personnel
! Tech Services personnel
! Power Services personnel
! Steven-B-XMR-3
! Citizens permitted to view Section 1
! Citizens permitted to view Section 2
! Other: ___________________________________
Form 77365.2/K, revision E

Mandatory Survey #993704Mutants and You


Distributed by the Office of Information Collection and the Office of Forms and Vouchers, PLC
INSTRUCTIONS: Answer all questions fully and completely in the physical (not numerical) order in which they are presented on this form
unless specific directions state otherwise. Except where indicated, check only one response for multiple choice questions.

Name of subject _________________-____-_______-____


Date and time ___________________________________
1A. How do you feel today? (check all that apply)
! Pleased
! Angry
! Substandard
! Hungry
! Chewy
! Subjugated
! Entertained ! Treasonous
! Subtle
2A. How many mutants do you know personally? _____________
2B. How many mutants do you work with? __________________
2C. How many of them are registered? _____________________
1B. How do mutants make you feel? (check all that apply)
! Pleased
! Angry
! Substandard
! Hungry
! Chewy
! Subjugated
! Entertained ! Treasonous
! Subtle
2D. When did you last touch a mutant? _____________________

4A. Have you seen Teela OMalley fighting


mutants? ! Yes ! No
If yes, answer Question 3B.
5A. Have you ever fought a mutant?
! Yes ! No
If yes, answer Question 3B.
6B. Have you ever wondered if you might
be a mutant?
! Yes ! No
If yes, answer Question 3B.
7C. How many mutations could you name
offhand? ______
If less than 5, continue with 8B. If more
than 10, answer question 6A.
7A. Do you worry about exposure to mutagens?
! Yes ! No

COMPLETE THIS SECTION BEFORE READING ANY OTHER ITEMS!


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3. !
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5. !
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10. !
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12. !
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Yes
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Yes
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Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

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No
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No

3B. How did it make you feel?

Continue with appropriate sub-question


C.
4C. Did she do a good job?

Continue from your origin.


5C. Were you successful?

Continue from your origin with the next


question to have a higher number.
6C. What makes you think this?

8B. If you checked fewer than six choices


on question 1A, answer question 6A.
8E. Have you ever assisted a mutant?
! Yes ! No
If yes, answer Question 6A now.

I find Cold Fun pleasingly tasty.


Treason is lots of fun.
More drugs would make me happy.
Is termination acceptable?
I obey The Computer in all things.
Free love is the best love.
I am clever and quick-witted!
I promise to pay for my next six clones.
I like my current security clearance.
IntSec should question my loyalty.
I am proud to serve Alpha Complex.
Fun is more important than happiness.
The INFRARED market is convenient.
I really, really like pants.
8A. If the sum of your answers to 2A, 2B
and 2C is less than 4, answer question
6A. If less than 8, continue with 8E.
8D. Have you ever tried to mutate yourself?
! Yes ! No
If yes, answer question 5C.
6A. Have you discussed this with Internal
Security?
! Yes ! No
If no, go to the appropriate subquestion D and continue from there.
7D. Do you think you ought to be terminated?
! Yes ! No
If no, go to question 6C.
7E. Please report to Office 72.15-B /KVF.
9A. See question 6A.

Continue with appropriate sub-question


A.
3A. Why are you ignoring the instructions?

9D. See question 7E.


6D. Go to question 8A.
3D. You are hereby fined 20 credits.

10A. Move on to the essay section.

Answer question 6A now.

11A. Please report to Office 8.82-K/JJM.

ESSAY #1: What is the proper role of registered mutants in Alpha Complex? Please answer without using any of the following words:
Complex, Computer, do, dont, I, it, mutant, mutation, power, they, think, Troubleshooter, use and vat.
ESSAY #2: How has your life been affected by mutants, both registered and not?
Thank you for taking this Mandatory Survey. No follow-up on your part is required. If further information is necessary, Internal Security will contact you.
Form SS/712-993704

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