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Enjoy the issue!
The views expressed in the paper are those of individual authors and do not necessarily
represent the views of the editorial team, the Students’ Union or the University of Surrey.
So, although I was talking about the redundancies earlier, let me say
Twitter Sends NUS ‘Vote for
that in some areas we have actually added significant numbers of staff. Students’ Campaign Worldwide
In your own faculty [School of Management], you’re probably aware
that we’re recruiting another half dozen staff, and in Law we’ve added by Ben Pook
eight or nine. We are trying to improve what we offer, but I agree with
you that it’s a difficult tension because if the money is being cut, that NUS efforts to raise awareness about the importance of higher education
makes it very difficult to do that. But what it means is we’re trying to in this summer’s general election took a considerable leap forward
do things by for example improving processes elsewhere so perhaps we last month, as the topic became the second most discussed Twitter
can spend a little less on administration and more money on delivering conversation in the world. On Thursday 18th February, the hashtag
the actual sort of educational part of that. #voteforstudents was tweeted by academic enthusiasts all over the
country and Twitter users worldwide were exposed to the ‘Vote for
[B] The University has been forced to make cuts in key areas, such as Students’ campaign.
administration, but has senior management also taken the burden of
these cuts? The campaign was created by the National Union of Students (NUS) to
put pressure on members of parliament and force them to come clean
[VC] As I mentioned earlier, it was obvious that there would be pressure about their position on tuition fees. Higher education is a crucial topic for
on finances. What we’ve actually done, over the last few years, is reduce all candidates, along with the wider foreseeable public sector cuts, and
the number of people in the senior management and reshaped it. For the political community is divided in its opinions on tuition fees. NUS is
example, when I came here there were four pro-vice chancellors and utilising the political strength of students, who represent nearly 15% of
we’ve replaced that by two deputy vice-chancellors – admittedly they’re the voting population, to highlight the issue and encourage students to
now full-time. The post for the University secretary has now gone and only vote for candidates willing to fight for a fairer education system.
that [job] has been absorbed now by the registrar. It does mean people
have to work harder of course, because these jobs don’t disappear.
[B] I was going to ask you what your favourite show on GU2 is, but I’m
not sure you even listen to it?
[VC] I have actually been along to GU2 and I do occasionally listen to it, Supporters of the campaign used the social media tool Twitter as a
and I think that’s a very good question. Because of the job I do, I sort platform to voice their arguments for introducing a fairer alternative to
of tune in at very odd hours, so the net result is I’m not sure there’s a fees. Sheffield Hallam Students’ Union (@HallamOfficers) highlighted
particular favourite show. I have to say I think it’s a very impressive radio the potential impact of the campaign “Dear Mps and PPCs, if this many
station, so rather than choosing a single show, it interests me enough people are tweeting about #voteforstudents imagine the impact at the
to want to listen to it. It’s impressive and it deserves the awards its ballot box”, while others adopted a more sarcastic approach to sending
won. their message across “The moment I wake up, before I put on my make
up, I #voteforstudents”.
[B] If you could contribute to a column in The Stag newspaper, what
would you write? The sheer reach of this campaign suggests politicians have seemingly
underestimated the impact of our nation’s student voice, an issue the
[VC] I suppose if I was going to write a serious one, I would contribute
NUS wants to resolve “Vote for Students becoming a trending topic
to news articles because I do spend quite a bit of time working with
worldwide shows the difference that students can make when they get
members of the government and also travelling. I often come across
together and make something happen. When it comes to Election Day,
some quite interesting facts, so I think I could probably do that. And
MPs and parliamentary candidates should be clear that this movement
maybe the other thing I would do is have a go at writing a spoof column;
will not vote for them if they do not sign the pledge and come clean on
it’s always nice to have a bit of fun in newspapers too.
fees,” said Susan Nash, NUS Vice President.
[B]...we might have to take you up on that offer, Vice-Chancellor.
Visit www.voteforstudents.co.uk to pledge your support and find out
Read the full interview on The Stag’s new website, www.thestagsurrey. more about the campaign.
co.uk and find out more about the Vice-Chancellor’s views on the future
of the University of Surrey and higher education issues.
news@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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Not Really News:
New Website Called ‘Face-Book’ takes Surrey Students by Storm
Female inhabitants reported to have a strange people leaving from parties I was never invited to. solve this global
obsession with clicking images of mirrors Thanks to Face-Book, I can now do that from the conundrum. Any
comfort of my own home and j*** o** to pictures informants will
A new joint on the Web of Sites called Face-Book of others having a great time.” receive a reward,
has taken the Surrey student community by storm.* of course.
‘Face-Book’, as the inhabitants of the joint call is, Some inhabitants from Surrey appear to be a bit
claims to ensure that anybody who joins it will “no discontented though. Jack Schitt, who didn’t wish Technology might
longer have a life”. This new-fangled approach to be referred to by name in this article, said, “I have played a role
at not having any real friends has made it a hit have these ‘friends’ on Face-Book who, like, tell in making huge
with today’s generation. This reporter went along everyone else what sandwich they’re eating or narcissists out of
to Face-Book to investigate and even filled in the retarded videos of some kitten they found doing everyone, but there
citizenship form they have titled ‘Join Us’, but so nothing but sleep a million times a day. It’s as if are darker aspects
far has not received something Face-Book referred someone had diarrhoea, and needed to let it all out of this web-site
to as ‘confirmation mail’. It seems that Royal Mail by keeping on typing out a lot of c**p online.” On too. Watch out for
is responsible for this delay in letter delivery, as being asked why he didn’t rend his friendship with inhabitants who
usual. such inhabitants he responded that, “I like having try to ‘recruit you
imaginary friends.” in their mafia’ or
Meanwhile, sources say that on Face-Book, ‘grow weed in their
inhabitants spend hours telling their imaginary The most bizarre phenomenon though is that the farm’ – and report them to the nearest police
friends about “What an awesome time I had… female inhabitants of the website are obsessed authorities for carrying out these illegal activities.
lulz ;)” – all while merely sitting in front of their with taking pictures of mirrors and putting these
computers. A whole range of other exciting activities up on Face-Book. An example of this is shown for This reporter wishes to warn readers to exercise
can be done too, such as: joining a ‘group’ and demonstration purposes. Noted anthropologists due caution when trying to take up citizenship at
then forgetting about it forever; becoming a ‘fan’ and sociologists across the world have been Face-Book.
of something without ever knowing what it is; and baffled as to why millions of such inhabitants of
‘attending’ or ‘maybe attending’ evens which they Face-Book do such things. “Why mirrors? Why not, * Please note that ‘taken by storm’ is not the same
will never go to. say, frying pans? Or watches. Could these mirrors as ‘taken by Stormtroopers’. Apples and cloned
be portals to another dimension?” mused Aynoted fighters here, people.
Many inhabitants praise the ease of stalking people Soshiolowgyst as he pondered on this mystery. This
on Face-Book too. Peder File, a long-time user of reporter urges anyone who might have information by Anon Y Mouse
Face-Book says, “Earlier I had to spend considerable on this phenomenon, including female inhabitants
amounts of time shivering in the cold and stalking of Face-Book from Surrey, to come forward and
Westwood
what I really want to know, Tim, is what got you into
it and what made you think that you want to be part
of this scene.
features@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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Travel Televised Debates on ITV 1,
why not on Nuts TV as well?
by Elizabeth Pettigrew by David Williams
For this week’s article, I couldn’t figure out which country New to 2010 are televised debates by the leaders of the three main political parties.
to write about. But last night I decided to chill and watch a This story broke sometime in December and caused a slight flutter in the media before
Disney film, UP. It is an amazing film. Honestly if you haven’t being dropped in favour of dedicating 24 hour rolling news coverage to snow. At the
seen it, go see it. It has everything you want in a good movie time, and most likely to emerge again in the near future, the exclusion of smaller parties
including the most emotional montage ever. If you have a was a sore point for the likes of the Scottish Nationalist Party, The Green Party and the
heart you’ll cry your eyes out. Anyway, in UP, Mr.Fredrickson BNP. The Scottish Nationalist Party pointed out that, being the third largest party in
decides to venture to a place called ‘Paradise Falls’. Although Scotland, exclusion from such a debate would be giving an unfair advantage to its closest
it seems quite fictional due to the talking dogs and rainbow rival Labour. The Greens made a similar point while the BNP, who live in a constant fit
flamingo looking bird, it is actually based on a real place in of unspecified rage and are attracted to shiny colourful objects and loud noises, also
Venezuela known as Angel Falls. It is actually the world’s squawked about the lack of coverage (although not too loudly with the memory of Nick
highest waterfall and the Indians call it Kerepakupai merú Griffins appalling question time appearance still a little too fresh). The exclusion of these
which means “waterfall of the deepest place”. So anyway smaller parties has been justified by the fact they have no conceivable chance of winning
this then motivated me to write about Venezuela. the next general election. So why Nick Clegg has been invited is a mystery.
With minor parties making a fuss that they’ve not been invited to debate it’s a surprise
Ever since Hugo Chavez was elected president in 1988, the
minor TV channels aren’t doing the same. BBC 3 could do a special snog, marry, avoid,
countries capital Caracas hasn’t been the most beautiful
with extra emphasis on the word avoid. Late night soft core debates on Channel 5 with
place. In fact it’s a little scary. And dangerous. However
a half-naked David Cameron rubbing his nipples and talking about quantitative easing.
it all depends on where you go obviously. In fact the first
Possibly a Nuts TV debate based around the bloke’s holy trinity: football, sex and fast
time I went to Venezuela, I stayed for two weeks and the
cars. Something along the lines of which footballers car would you most like to have
second day I caught some crazy flu going around and spent
sex with a supermodel in to which any answer other than John Terry’s Land Rover is
one of those two weeks in bed. In some piece of shit tiny
disqualified.
apartment with ghetto music blaring in from the disco
across the street, sharing a bunk bed with my brother who These debates will be broadcast on the BBC, ITV and Sky One. ITV 1 of course not being
was also very ill, and watching re-runs of Dawson’s Creek. known for its hard-hitting political programming; with Piers Morgan’s drooling flaccid
Effin awesome. interviews, Coronation Street and Take Me Out tying for flagship status. Personally I’m
all for swapping David Dimbleby for Ant and Dec and basing my vote entirely on which
Obviously this description doesn’t sound very appealing. party leader can eat the most termites in under a minute. Frankly though unless Amanda
But it was all part of the experience. And actually Outside Holden runs on, forehead taught with botoxed emotion and hugs a sobbing Nick Clegg
Caracas, Venezuela is one of the most beautiful countries average ITV audience are unlikely to be interested. Then again different formats may be
I’ve ever been to, with the friendliest, warmest, funniest something to explore...
people. They are the most welcoming and happiest people
you will encounter. Every family you meet treats you like Cilla:
you’re a part of it. But the people aren’t the only good thing
about the country, the food is delicious too. You HAVE to Are you ready duck? Well let’s play blind vote
eat arepas, cachitos de jamon, platanos and empanadas.
Get all this food and hit the beach. Or the rainforest, and Charlene:
just chill and pig out. Its amazing. They also have this soft Contestant number 1, I love it when my man takes me out. If I vote for you what romantic
drink that’s strictly South American and they don’t see it dinner will we go out for?
anywhere else. (Except for Miami cause the latinos bring it
and sell it). It’s called Fres Colita. I can’t even describe it Cameron:
because it’s so distinct and awesome.
I’ll be straight with you; drastic cuts will have to be made in relation to dinner and we’re
Anyway, Venezuela is known around the world for its the party brave enough and honest enough to make these cuts. We’re facing harsh times
Presidents distinct foreign policy and for the King of Spain and some of our treasured public services, such as dinners, need to be cut back on to
telling him in a conference, and I quote ‘Why don’t you just secure our future.
shut up?’ AND Venezuela won Miss Universe last year. But
there is so much more to Venezuela. Charlene:
Venezuela has the longest stretch of Caribbean coastline Er...where would you take me?
to be found in any single nation, the steamy Amazon with Cameron:
piranhas and anacondas and of course, Salto Angel. So
if you feel like having a hot latin romance, dancing salsa Oh, I don’t know, on my yacht or something
on the beach under a star lit sky and feeling the cool
Caribbean breeze on your face, whilst drinking a Corona, go Charlene:
to Venezuela. Explore the Amazon looking for adventure and
probably not finding any because it’s highly dangerous so Same question to contestant number 2, what would we be having for dinner?
you’d probably need a guide with no teeth and a shitty rifle, Brown:
but that in itself I guess is an adventure. SO do it, go have
an adventure. As Edward Gibbon stated in 1974, ‘According Gruel
to the law of custom, and perhaps of reason, foreign travel
completes the education of an English gentleman’
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I still sleep on the right side of the white noise,
Can’t leave the scene behind
“I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed, life
seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Someone once said there
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town is little difference be-
tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. tween solitude and lone-
Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Rorschach - Watchmen liness, to be alone when
everyone leaves you is
When I first read that quote I remember laughing at the irony of the loneliness, but when you
greatest clown in the world being depressed, how long you’d have to leave them behind it’s
work at something to be the greatest only to realise after that doctor’s solitude, and there can
interview you probably wouldn’t want to do it anymore. Now some would only be a form of glory
say I missed the point, that the joke is really about the irony of a clown from solitude.
being prescribed his own show to cure his depression, but I’m not so
sure. You see the other day I found myself in Pagliacci’s shoes, and I So is it too late for us?
could see why he would be so close to tears. Are we already that place
of blurry faces and closed
That day I walked onto campus and for the first time in a long time I hearts? I don’t really believe so. I think the greatest mistake the lonely
didn’t feel right. It was not tiredness or a state of boredom, but more of make is believing they are alone. Everyone is alone at times; it’s part
an unease. The best way I could describe the feeling would be to liken of the great human condition. But I do think whoever made the previ-
it to a person playing a game of chess, they look away for a moment, ous statement is wrong, there is no glory in solitude, no valour in the
and when they turn back the whole board is different. The pieces are shadows, and those who look for it there will be disappointed. Because
all still there but the picture has changed. I hear it’s not uncommon once you drown out all the background noise and shut off all the lights
to feel that way, like you’ve turned away from everything for a moment of presence all you’re left with are the echoes and the darkness. And
and suddenly you’re wandering around on an alien planet, or some maybe hearing it out loud makes little difference but the fact remains,
world separate from your own, drifting in the silence whilst the faces of there will be a way forward. Some people are alone longer than others
everyone around you look blurred and unknown. In my opinion part of but that doesn’t mean it will always be that way. And if all that’s needed
the problem is that nothing seems concrete anymore, doesn’t matter if is something as simple as a reminder of light heartedness to bring the
it’s friendships, future careers or your plans for the weekend. Everything colour back, I’ll see what I can do.
can change and when it does you find yourself questioning the begin-
ning, and if it’s all really worth it when everything can shift perspective “When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably
so quickly. This of course in turn leads to the horrible possibility that if selfish to be lonely alone” Tennessee Williams.
everyone does feel that way then you have a place full of people and
everyone knows no one. Campus Boy
WIN!
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David Pugh, your friendly neighbourhood Science Editor, is currently in training to run six miles (approximately
14
10km). Further than he has ever run in his whole life put together! He is braving the cold, moist, dark, horrible
conditions of the Guildford roads every morning to train and raise money for Sport Relief, helping some of the
most needy people in the UK and Africa. He will be running on March 21st, from Surrey Sports Park, please
sponsor him and brighten up his day at mysportrelief.com/davidpugh your donation will give a dangerously
unfit individual a bit more motivation in his daily battle with the carbs! Thank you!
The Science
of Advertising THE Careers Day
Tourism • Hospitality • Events
by Sophie Bryant
Wednesday 24 March 2010
“What are you studying?” 1pm - 2pm, THE Careers Talks, Lecture Theatre Block
“Physics” 2pm - 4pm, THE Careers Fair, Lecture Theatre Block
“...Wow.”
From your morning coffee to brushing your teeth at night, every product
we buy seems to feel the need to back itself up with scientific sounding
claims. Are they necessary? Are they true? What do half of them even
mean?
Not all claims are so unregulated though; the ‘probiotic’ label recognisable
from a range of dairy products has a whole paper by the World Health
Organisation on its proper useage. This includes requirements on naming
For further information, please contact:
the species of bacteria used, the numbers of it live in the product at ussu.tourism@surrey.ac.uk
time of sale, and strict guidelines on the type of testing it must undergo Jointly organised by:
to check it does give the consumer health benefits. The Food Standards The Tourism Society • Division of Hospitality and Tourism Management • Careers Service • Surrey Tourism and Events Society
Agency also holds a list of strains of bacteria used in food, their health
benefits, and references of studies that support them. This is fantastic 7KH&DUHHUV'D\3RVWHULQGG
work, as consumers know that the label is given deservedly, and can even look up themselves the finer details. So why aren’t all ‘scientific’ claims regulated
like this?
Another amazing find at the Food Standards Agency website is a 550-page document listing a range of plant substances found in scientific trials “to have no
known medicinal benefits”. These include a range of plants that have been cited for supposed benefits on a range of products, such as Yarrow for appetite
suppression, onions as a source of antioxidants, garlic for a healthy heart and asparagus roots to boost immunity. Many of these are cited as being “good for
you” and some are even sold as supplements in a handy tablet form, but there really is no scientific backing to say they work!
This isn’t to say, however, that all scientific sounding words in adverts are false. Antioxidants is a term bandied about so readily it could be easy to ignore
as another marketing ploy, but this is a real chemical term. Antioxidant molecules “scavenge” free radicals in the body, high energy molecules which could
potentially cause cancer by damaging DNA. So they do exist, but do any of the adverts explain why they are important or if they can actually be absorbed by
the body from their particular product?
Double check the science behind the next advert you feel drawn in by. It doesn’t take long to look up what the substance they mention is (if it exists…) and
what its proven benefits are, if any – it could save you a lot of money. After all, just because somebody in a white coat tells you so, it doesn’t mean it’s true.
science@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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by David Pugh
The Science of CSI to one. (They can’t confirm this fact as they haven’t
checked everyone, yet.) Prints can be removed
do” This is incorrect; guns most definitely do kill
people, you shoot someone, they usually die. CSIs
It starts with a lacklustre shot of Las Vegas Boulevard from a surface by staining, then using sticky tape. know this, and they use it to their advantage. Often
from the sky as The Who kick off with the opening to Prints are then analysed using the National the bullet used to kill someone will remain in their
“Who Are You?” As the song continues, we watch as Automated Fingerprint Identification System body, police can use this and it can tell them the
Americans do exciting things such as looking down (NAFIS), this supercomputer contains over 6 million
type of gun used, from its weight, and often give
a microscope, flash torches, cross those “POLICE sets of prints, and analyses them by looking the
DO NOT CROSS” barriers and exploding apples. If 10 different points on the print, and matching their clues to the gun used. When a cartridge is fired,
you haven’t guessed yet, I’m talking about CSI, the minor scratches on the inside of the barrel rotate
hit US drama, watched by over 50 million people the bullet. This leaves scratches on the bullet,
every week worldwide. A show so successful it has which are unique to the gun that fired it.
led to the introduction of 50 new forensic science
undergraduate courses across the UK. The most useful piece of evidence we have though
is something called Gun Shot Residue (GSR). When
Before we look at some of the techniques used by a trigger is pulled, the bullet is fired, but so is some
the programme and real life CSI’s I just need to secondary material, this is partially combusted or
clear a few things up. unburnt propellant. This shoots out in all directions
and is almost too small to see, it gets on hands,
CSI is NOT a true representation of forensic science. clothes and even in hair, not to mention on the
Real life CSI or SOCO’s (Scenes Of Crimes Officers) object you’re trying to shoot and the surrounding
do not all have snappy one liners, designer Ray-
environment. Traces are picked up with a sticky
Bans, fast cars, expensive suits or a buff physique.
They do not solve the whole crime themselves, and characteristics. tab, and scientists use a machine called a scanning
they rarely solve a case in 45 minutes. In reality, electron microscope; this is a super high-resolution
Gil Grissom’s work is done by nearly 100 different DNA camera, which takes a picture of the surface, a
people, with skills ranging from blood analysis to process called Energy-dispersive X-ray spectroscopy
forensic accounting. There is no magic machine Deoxyribonucleic acid is what makes you different (EDX) which tells you what elements are in the
that you can put a bit of blood into and it will tell from everyone else on the planet; everyone’s DNA sample.
you who did it, when they did it, how they did it, is different (unless you are an identical twin). DNA
and whom they were doing it with. Solving a crime is your bodies’ blueprint for building all the cells in This is a highly advanced and useful technique used
is a painstaking process requiring hundreds of man- your body. You can find DNA in hair, blood, semen, in almost all cases. The murder of newsreader Jill
hours of work, repeat tests, reporting of results and saliva or bit of skin fragment. DNA is commonly Dando in 1999 used evidence based on GSR to
repeat tests. analysed by using enzymes to cut it up into a commit Barry George to life imprisonment, based
thousand little bits; since DNA only varies by 0.1% on one spec of suspected gunshot residue in this
No one hoping to pursue a career in forensics really from person to person, this isn’t that surprising. coat pocket. George was acquitted in 2008, as
should be on a forensic course (if you’re reading
other evidence suggested him not responsible for
this, you’re probably a Surrey student, and there The little bit that makes us all different is put into a
isn’t a full undergraduate course in forensics, so gel, radioactive markers called probes are attached Jill Dando’s murder.
I wouldn’t worry too much). The Forensic Science to the separated DNA strands and all the different
Obviously if this was CSI, I would have added
Service, the UK’s largest forensic provider state bits separate out based on these probes. We
that; transfer these bits onto a piece of nylon and the DNA several witty puns, couple of wide shots of a city
forms a unique pattern, which you can compare and a reconstruction here and there, but you get
“The traditional academic route followed by a with other DNA samples taken from suspects. This the gist.
would-be forensic scientist has been to pursue a pattern is a bit like a bar code, as you can see in
primary (bachelor’s) degree in a general-science the picture, it’s all a bit confusing and takes a long The most important sentence you will ever hear in
subject such as chemistry or biology, followed by time to determine if your suspects DNA is the same forensic science is known as Locard’s principle:
a suitable postgraduate course or some type of in- as the one taken from the scene.
service training.” “Every contact leaves a trace”
The UK has what is largely regarded as the best
So let’s have a look at some of the things Detective DNA database in the world, the police take DNA There is a way to solve a case, you just need to
Mac Taylor does on an average day in the office. from suspects for all manner of crimes, and there find it.
is much debate about whether this should be done,
Fingerprints or whether it is an invasion of privacy. Forensic science is a broad field full of mystery and
intrigue, if you think you could be the next Horatio
When you sweat, a sticky, fatty residue deposits in the Firearms Caine, why not go to CSI Saturday, part of iFestival
ridges on your fingers and when you touch surfaces, on Saturday 13th March. You will get the opportunity
this fatty residue sticks to that. The boffins in the to take fingerprints, analyse gunshots, execute the
Welsh rapping contingent Goldie Looking Chain
lab claim that the likely hood of two people having perfect one-liner and solve a murder on campus.
the same set of prints is as someone else is millions once proclaimed, “Guns don’t kill people, rappers
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This Week in Welfare...
It’s cold, it’s wet, the skies are grey. it’s great if you go running, swimming, walk-
This is where you come in. ing or whatever other physical activities float
Question, where in the world would you least your boat, they’re all healthy after all, but it’s
like to be? Top 3. The Students’ Union is looking to collect not my job to deal with your sports issues.
all your communal woes into one report to
OK, I’ve already realised this is going to fail present to the University and Arriva. This way I have however received a lot of comments
to prove my point. In fact I’d hate to be any- the failures of the service can be recognised about the Sports Park, the 2 weeks you’ll
where in the vicinity of a large angry creature and improved upon. have to wait for it after UniSport closes, and
with sharp teeth. Even worse I’d hate to be the ever later opening date. Consequently
near a re-incarnation of my sister when she But how are we going to do this? I’m going to take this opportunity to have
was 12, or anything that ever involved Jade your feelings heard. If you have any thoughts
Goody. Well, flying in, cape billowing in the wind is about the late opening of the Surry Sports
the Union’s new technological superhero – Park email Chris Moffat, VP Sports, at ussu.
But I can do little about these things. the SMS text service! Ever wanted to be able sports@surrey.ac.uk and let him know what
to contact the Union more quickly and easily you think! Otherwise email me and I’ll pass
Conversely, I can do something about busses. than ever before? Of course you have! And the message on!
I can be pretty darn sure I wouldn’t like to be now you can! It’s as simple as whipping out
waiting at a bus stop on a cold, wet day – so your phone and bashing away just like you Hope everything is going well; Summer is on
let’s concentrate on that for now. were texting your mates. its way!
So if you’re waiting for a bus in Manor Park
After a brief improvement in large automobile or on campus and you’re not happy with the Until next week...
transportation at the start of the year com- service you’re receiving simply look up the
plaints have begun to slip back into my day number on one of the white posters stuck to Malcolm Hunt
to day business as VP Welfare. It seems that the bus stop and text me your feelings! Eve- Vice President Welfare, Students’ Union
not only are busses turning up late now and rything you text comes straight to my email ussu.welfare@surrey.ac.uk
again but passengers are also experiencing account ready to be compiled into a report
rude drivers and inconsistent route layouts over Easter! Moment of the week: March marked the
from time to time. start of campaigning for this year’s Sabbati-
And you know where you can go on the (hope- cal elections! We’ve already seen the start of
Considering the University pay a large amount fully) far better bus service after Easter? campaigning, look out for more to come!
of money for this service it’s really quite an-
noying that it’s causing such a level of dis- Yes, that’s right, the all new Surrey Sports Tip of the week: I’ve seen the amazing plans
tress. Manor Park already has to cope with Park! for this year’s iFestival. Look out for all the
being further away from lectures and other events coming up!
campus facilities without being further cut off Now at this point I should take a moment to
due to poor transport links. remind you all I’m a Welfare officer. It think
Smoking statistics your skin will be looking brighter as your circulation 1 small onion
improves.
Did you know…
Look younger for longer 3 small courgettes
• There are about 9.4 million* smokers in UK - grated
that is about a sixth of total UK population Quitting smoking can help you avoid premature ageing.
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32% of men and 30% of women smoke
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your friends.
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poorer people. In 2006, 16% of men in higher A better sense of taste and smell grated fresh root
managerial occupations smoked, compared
with 29% in routine occupations Rediscover the taste of your favourite foods as your ginger
taste buds kick in.
*Figures from General Household Survey 2007 and
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Break free and reward yourself It takes about ten minutes to smoke a cigarette, so a
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1 month = £182 A shopping spree or premiership esteem. burgers.
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until thoroughly
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By quitting you’ll have a healthier lifestyle and your purse service contact Student Health Care on
or wallet will also thank you. But there are loads of other
plusses too … T: 01483 689051 or E: studenthealthcare@surrey.
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Trouble sleeping? Anxious about exams? Worried about STIs? Want to know how alcohol can be affecting your mood?
Want to know more about Cannabis? Want to lose weight? Need nutrition information? Then mail in your questions all in
confidence to studenthealthcare@surrey.ac.uk to CHAT HEALTH for your reply in each edition of The Stag.
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Ask Angelique Anything..... Get it off your chest
There are lots of things on cam- For more information and advice see this website
pus you can do to keep fit. They
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iSport that you can take part in
and enjoy. Yes I have to agree He found out I like him but now I don’t feel the same
there are lots of places to eat Hi Angelique,
and most providing unhealthy
food, but you still have a few I have a little dilemma about a boy. I used to like this guy J a lot. In lectures I would just sit there and stare at
healthy options, its just mak- him, my eyes would always focus on him when he walked in and I just couldn’t manage to get him off my mind.
ing the right choice Hillside is Then one of my friends told one of his friends that I like him and he found out. Turns out he seems to like me
a good place to start, as well too but once I found that out I automatically went off of him, is there something wrong with me?
as Channies as they both pro-
vide healthy food options. Make Thanks,
sure you’re eating healthily and Kaylee
not starving yourself as its im- Hey Kaylee,
portant that you provide your
body with the right vitamins. If No of course there’s nothing wrong with you, sometimes the novelty of liking someone just wears off. Maybe it
you want more advice visit the was the chase you liked and now that you don’t have to chase him anymore, there isn’t really anything interest-
health centre I’m sure they’d be ing about it. I wouldn’t worry about it. If you feel like you don’t want to get in a relationship with this guy then
happy to help. don’t, just take it easy and try not to lead him on. Good Luck
Angelique x Angelique x
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FREE
Sabbatical Elections
2010/2011
President
Candidate Name : Alex Chalikiopoulos
Position : USSU President
Personal Statement.
I am a final year Business Economics with Finance student and will be running to be your Union President in this year’s
student’s union election. I believe that the combination of an equally active academic and social life has enhanced my
understanding of what University is all about. Throughout my time here I have been able to interact with a variety of people and
this has enabled me to observe and take on board what it is that you want out of your time at university. If elected, I obviously
aim not only to achieve the objectives set out below, but to identify evolving issues set out by you, act upon these and rectify
the negative aspects of your university experience whilst upholding the positive ones.
Why me? VOTE FOR ALEX : VOTE FOR YOUR UNION : VOTE FOR YOUR VOICE
x I am completely approachable, well rounded, open-minded, but also serious about what the position entails.
x Valuable knowledge of an office environment, completing tasks punctually & making decisions when the consequences are not solely limited to me.
x Lived the whole university experience, with an excellent academic record, completion of a placement year & involvement in a range of social activities.
x Having experienced diverse cultures & been brought up in an international environment, I know I’ll be able to represent the student population as a whole.
Key Objectives.
1. Enhance Communication & Accessibility - A stronger 2. Combat Student Apathy – If any of you were aware of the
student voice can only be amplified through direct communication with poor attendance at this year’s Union AGM, you would understand how
the University union. There would be no better way than to put policies important and relevant this point is in regards to your requirements.
in place that increase the ease to which students can approach me and Whether students feel disenfranchised due to a lack of transparency or
discuss further issues concerned with USSU. I vow to create extra lack of knowledge of the union’s activities and functions, I aim to
weekly sessions (aside my office hours) for students willing to just combat this feeling, by enhancing communication through social media
come by and discuss certain issues. In addition, I will not only be living and streamlining the democratic channel for student’s voices to the top.
on campus but I hope to commit a large amount of my time in actually This is your union, and should therefore be your voice being
getting out amongst you, interacting and taking on board all your needs. represented.
3. Promote Student Entrepreneurship - In an environment 4. Support Integration - In light of the University’s intentions on
where corporate mentality seems to be overpowering the expanding projects beyond the main campus (see for example the
entrepreneurial aptitude within a lot of you out there, I aim to investment in the Surrey Sports complex), I will closely monitor the
encourage the flair and talent of our very own students, on our very foundations laid out and hope to develop upon and improve these in
own campus. I hope to provide the resources to those willing to bring order to better suit your desires. I believe it is imperative that all
new concepts and innovative ideas that shall improve the day to day students, whether they reside on-campus or not, do not feel isolated
running of the union as whole, but also grant you – the students – with from the opportunities and offerings of our union.
a chance to excel in projects that will minister to your personal
development. vote.ussu.co.uk : 15th – 26th March, 2010
I have some strong and firm policies which I would like to share
To be ready and willing to serve you
with you in this Manifesto, if elected my main goals are: I will put the student voice above my own interests by making sure that I
express your concerns and that the Student Parliament remains strong and
To be widely available to the Student body responds appropriately. I will ensure
that democracy is lived out within the
I will publish my mobile and office telephone numbers, so that I can respond
Student Union.
to the needs of students 24 hours a day. If elected I will live on campus, and
endeavour to make sure that I am readily available for anyone to drop by and I am running for this job for you, the
discuss issues with me out of office hours. students, not for myself. If you would
like more information about me, and
To act upon the problem of insufficient student what I am standing for, please do not
housing hesitate to contact me:
If I become President this will be one of my highest priorities. I will make E-mail: as00020@surrey.ac.uk
every effort to have meetings with the University - in particular the Vice Mobile: 07863 888797
Chancellor and the Housing Accommodation Officer - to discuss more Skype: “arranstears”
affordable housing for students at the University of Surrey. Facebook: Search “Vote Arran Stears”
Address: 45 St. Catherine’s House, Guildford Court, GU2 7JL
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Do YOU believe your Students' Union REPRESENTS you?
See my Facebook group “Vote [1] For Jack Colby For President” for the full
manifesto.
MANIFESTO
My name is Kostas Vlachos and I am a postgraduate student at the University of Surrey for the academic
year 2009-2010. My major is in International Business Management and I have already completed my
undergraduate studies at the American College of Greece on Computer Information Systems. In the
meanwhile I have finished a second bachelor degree in Management specifically in the field of Business
Administration at the Technological Educational Institute of Athens. This process has helped me be more
organized and equipped to deal with my obligations and I am ready to handle any difficult situation
especially when under pressure. Additionally, I am an outgoing student who enjoys socializing and
meeting people. For that reason I got involved in the Computer Information Society as a Committee
Coordinator in 2008 where I was in charge of society events in coordination with the Deree College
officers. Moreover, in 2007 I handled financial matters for the Computer Graphics and Program Design
Club as a treasurer. For the above reasons I truly believe that I am capable for the position of president in
USSU, since I can help students by not only listening to, but dealing with their problems and raising
awareness about their concerns. I will be their voice and their solution to their problems. I hope that I will
gain your trust and that together we will fight for our union and our rights. I am counting on your vote.
My campaign to be a president of Surrey Student Union in the elections to be held in March 2010 is based
on the following goals:
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VP Education
J#K
About Me
I am a final year Business Management student and have become passionately & actively involved in our
Students' Union during my time here.
I currently hold the position of Events Coordinator for the RAG Society, a post that requires a great deal of
dedication, drive and determination. I have also worked in Rubix since September 2009, and greatly value
the experience I’ve gained in seeing just how our union operates.
Throughout my time at Surrey I have seen first-hand the pivotal role you should, and do, play in shaping not
only your education but all aspects of your university life and I am looking for your support in electing me as
your Vice-President Education for 2010-11.
If Elected I Will:
1) Oppose, Protest and Campaign against any funding cuts that directly affect YOUR quality of teaching.
x Universities took over a decade to recover from the funding crises of the 1980’s; Lets not let them
make the same mistakes again. I will not let your futures be put at risk
x Surrey University’s aim is to become a top 10 university by 2019, this will only be done by constantly
investing in teaching and in your education. A university is only as strong as its students
2) Ensure that the university does not introduce higher tuition fees for students.
x Students should not be expected to pay more when funding cuts are on the agenda
x You should be able to study at the university you deserve NOT the university you can afford
3) Address problems with the current Student Representative System by creating a new Academic Council
for each Faculty, open to all students and meeting regularly once a month.
x Encourages greater dialogue between students and their reps
x Regularly quiz your Academic Reps and VP Education on the academic issues that matter to YOU
5) Address the “Beach-Towel” culture that affects the library at exam times
x Bring an end to row after row of claimed but empty desks in the library by allowing a maximum of 45 minutes away from a desk
x Free up more critically needed learning space for the students that deserve it
Matthew is…
a third year Electronics and Computer Engineering student. He has been an active
student representative since secondary school. He served two years on his
department's Staff-Student Liaison Committee; where he successfully lobbied for
improvements to the coursework marking scheme. He has always been committed to
improving the experience of fellow students and has provided first aid in the Union
since his first year.
Experience and commitment matter – vote Rawlings
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ManifestoͲVicePresidentEducationͲ Representation Iamthemostexperiencecandidateinthiselection
innationalrepresentation;Ihaveattended2NUS
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representyouasyourStudentsUnionChairman,I
throughout.Withthisnewconstitutionwesee takenrecommendationsfromotherUniversities
amnowaskingforyoursupportoncemoretoelect
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ensurethattheUnionhasthedemocratic termsofdemocraticrepresentation,whenitcomes Universitiesarealreadyseeingcutstotheir
processesinplacetoensurethatpolicycanbe totheacademicrepsystemweneedtoseesome budgets,weneedstrongnationalrepresentationto
passedbythemostrepresentativebodypossible. improvement.Thefirststepshavebeentakenin ensurethatstudentsarenotaskedtobearthe
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theirownmotionsandchangeaspectsoftheUnion radicalinreformingthissystemforyou!
tomaketheirengagementwithitabetterprocess. IfElectedIwill:
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portfoliowhencomestointernalandexternal asopposetoUniversitycontrolsothatweknow Educationbeingfreeatthepointofdelivery,butI
educationissues.ThismeansthatyourVice whoalltheacademicrepsareandcanyouknow.I alsobelievethatstudentsshouldcontribute
PresidentEducationcannotknowforsurewhat willcreateanewforumsimilartoSocietiesand towardsthecostoftheireducationbasedonits
issuesareofkeyconcerntoyou. SportsStandinginwhichacademicrepcanvoice valuetothem.IfyouelectmeIwilllobbytoseethe
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ThismeansthatifyouelectmeasyourVice systemforHigherEducation.
Createaworkinggroupofinterestedstudentsto
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toStudentsParliament.ThismeansthattheUnion NationalRepresentationandHigherEducation candidatevoteSamBull[1]foryourV.PEducation.
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aboutandstarttomakerealchangestoyour Adetailedmanifestoisavailableat
educationalexperiences. Delivered www.votesambull.co.uk
MY PLEDGES
Demanding a fair deal for Societies and Students
My policies are clear and simple. I am offering practical and useful solutions to
many of the problems societies face on a day-to-day business. As a former
Society President and a Treasurer I understand how frustrating getting some
minor things done can be. Here I set out what I would do if elected:
a little about me...
1. Create a new, easy-access fund for general society requests under £100; I am a 2nd Year Politics Student and I am
open to scrutiny by societies standing. originally from Surrey. I took a couple of years out
2. Allow AGM’s to be held at anytime during the Academic Year, returning the before I came to University and have enjoyed my time
freedom of choice to Societies. at Surrey ever since. I love the course I do and have
3. Increase the range and diversity of societies; helping strong societies to made some great friends who have encouraged me
expand, but protecting the independence of smaller and specialist ones. to run for this position.
4. Make Societies Standing more efficient and relevant; return its power. Stop
bringing trivial matters like name changes forward and allow it to set Like everyone I also have interests outside the
policy. University. I was elected as a Borough Councillor and
this role has taught me invaluable leadership and
Please visit my Facebook page for more details and further policies. budget skills I could apply to the role for which I ask
you support. I hope that you will support me and if
Find out more: you have any questions, please just ask.
Gurkamaldeep Parmar
IWillIncreaseFundingReceived,ByLeveragingMyContactsInSeveralMajorCorporationsSponsorshipDepartments.
IWillEnsureStudentsTryingOutForUniversitySportsTeamsDoNotHaveToPayForTrials.
IWillAimToIncreaseRecreationalSportParticipation.
IWillReviewTheESP(EliteSportsProgramme)AndBringItMoreIntoLineWithLeadingSportsUniversities.
IWillLookToWorkWithTheVPofEducationAndTryToHelpAthletesWhoAreCompetingForOurUniversityEspeciallyThoseWhoCompeteInternationallyToHave
FairerDeadlinesAndMoreAcademicSupport.
IWillReviewTheProcedureOfBookingFacilities.
IWillWorkWithLOCOGAndMakeSureTheyHaveAnOnCampusPresenceToBenefitOurStudents.
IWillOrganiseAnAlumniLeagueToIncreaseTiesWithCurrentStudentsAndOurDynamicAlumniNetwork.
IWillAimToMakeSureLessGamesAreCancelledThisYear.
IWillLookToSupportTheOutreachProgrammeThatGuildfordHeatAreInvolvedIn.
IWillIncreaseMediaCoverageOfSportingAchievements.
IWillIncreaseSupporterNumbersAcrossAtleastOurBestPerformingSportsWithInnovativeIncentives,ToIncreaseSportingPrideAtOurUniversity,ThatIsDisplayedAt
RivalInstitutions.
IWillTapIntoMyPersonalNetworkToProvideOneOffSpecialCoachingForSportsTeamsAndToHelpBoostNutritional,TrainingAndTimeManagementAdviceForAͲ
TeamsAndESP.
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You may know that I have been heavily involved at our Students' Union already and take part in various Sports Clubs and Societies.
Mid-last year I founded the Cycling Club and have been its President since. Later my commitment to sport led me to become elected Running Club Captain.
This year I was elected Chairperson of our Union Sports Executive & Sports Standings as well as a part-time Students' Union Executive.
I have used my aforementioned experience to initiate the creation of the new, popular Volleyball Club. I have also spearheaded an alliance between our
three Triathlon Sports Clubs (Swimming, Cycling and Running) whereby we can cross-train and attend each others training sessions free of charge.
- Priority to Students at the Surrey Sports Park: Let’s not make Surrey Sports Park forget that their logo has the
‘University of Surrey’ integrated into it. I stand to ensure that the SSP keep their promise that we are their first priority; to make
A little about me sure that we are not overrun by the commercial aspects as well as the 5 pro-sports teams who share our Sports Park. I will also
Hi I'm Trung, a Civil campaign for membership to be at a reasonable price and ensure that it is kept at an acceptable level.
Engineering student at
Surrey. I take an interest in - Reduced Swimming rates for Students at the Surrey Sports Park: I will campaign for students to be able to swim
many sports particularly at a reduced rate at certain times of the week. Swimming is fun, a great full-body workout and easy on the joints. This would
Cycling, Running and
greatly advance the recreation aspect of our Students’ Union. Consequently providing benefits not only to our Clubs but also to
Swimming and play the
saxophone (Grade 8), piano non-Club and non-Surrey Sports Park members.
and guitar.
- More funds for Sports: The University has targets to become the top 10 UK and 100 world ranking university within the
Proudest moments next 10 years. Sporting achievement and student experience are crucial factors in achieving this. I plan to drive
of my life?
the university to invest more into sports and support our teams in competitions. Increased participation in sports will also lead
Being part of the ‘Make
to more funding and this is why it is crucial to capitalise my next point.
Poverty History’ campaign,
protesting at the G8 summit - Wider student participation and development: I have seen the benefits that sport can offer to individual
in Scotland 2005 and cycling
development. There are around 15,000 students at Surrey and I aspire to engage as many of us into sports and recreation. With
from Edinburgh to my
my experience I can give advice and assist on improving, maintaining and starting clubs. Students’ have the right to know what
hometown, London, in 2009
having raised £1000 for the
sports and recreation are available to them and how they can influence change. I wish to utilise our own student led media as
charity ‘Right to Play’. well as the new website for enhanced communication.
- Club Kit and Kit Colours: This year we had problems with kit. Some arrived late and Surrey Sports Park changed the
colour scheme to white & black. This was unsuitable for many clubs and unlike our traditional colours. I will pursue for our own
colour scheme and ensure kit is delivered on time. Find me at www.Vote-Trung.weebly.com
VP Welfare
About Diana
Diana is currently a final year Biomedical Science student who has always had an interest in the
VOTE
welfare of other people, and shown this by the amount of voluntary work that she has undertaken
outside of her academic life. This includes working with St John Ambulance, and 'Interact', which
is a scheme working with disabled teenagers in the community. Within the St John Ambulance on
Diana Fisher [1]
for VP Welfare
campus she was elected Duties Officer and this year as Chair, organising training and making
sure enough trained first aiders are around to help when needed.
Many students have been concerned recently with security within campus accommodation, and
who actually has access to their living space. I will endeavour to communicate with the various
residences and services to make sure that you feel safe and secure in your own room.
I will work with the Accommodation Office to try and make the process of finding off-campus
accommodation as easy as possible and so you have all the help and guidance you need. Also, a
lot of student have found the Arriva bus service around Guildford unreliable and inconvenient, so
I will negotiating with Arriva and the University to try and improve this service.
I will make sure the University considers those students with mobility issues, and make sure that
everyone is aware of the needs of these students by working with the Disability Advisory Forum.
I will also strive to improve the student experience by promoting healthy living on campus. Healthy
eating and knowing how to cook balanced meals is important for a healthy lifestyle, so I will ensure
that dietary advice is available, with the opportunities for learning how to cook.
Diana Fisher
at the heart
of your welfare
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Vote online at vote.ussu.co.uk between Monday
March 15th 10am and Voting Closes Friday 26th 7pm My Aims…
Health Centre: It is my belief that there is a lot of dissatisfaction with the centre from
Georgina Emily Hancock making appointments to availability of staff. I would look to set up a focus group or
survey to understand what it is the students really wanted looking at a range of topics
I am a final year law student and chose to run from the opening hours to the standard of care.
for VP Welfare this year as I feel that I can now Manor Park: I would endeavour to make sure that students living at Manor Park are
offer support to all students from start to not getting the short straw on health care. When you are ill you do not want to have
beginning of their time at university. to trek to campus for help, I would look at the viability of there being a mobile service
In my time at University I have been active in the Student's Union for where a doctor or nurse could spend a few hours treating students saving them the
example in my first year I refounded and was President of the RAG hassle of getting to the main campus.
society raising just under a £1000 for Marie Curie cancer care trust in its Building works/housing: I will make sure that the access around campus does not
first RAG week without funding from the Union. become difficult such as longer walks or uneven surfaces such as those around the
library currently. I would start by making sure that students in university
In my second year I was elected to be the first Community Officer on the accommodation are not disturbed too much and warned in advance and also making
Union Executive committee. In this role, I worked with the Guildford sure that students get the right information to help them to move into private rented
Borough Council to implement a Student Housing accreditation scheme accommodation, looking at a range of issues such as security, deposits and quality of
to better student housing in Guildford, I attended residents groups to the house.
help change the negative light in which students in the community are
often seen in and I attended several NUS Conferences and networked Volunteering: I believe that Volunteering is positive on every level, to those
with other university sabbatical teams to bring back fresh new ideas to volunteering and to those being helped. 73% of employers would employ a candidate
Surrey. with volunteering experience over one without (Timebank) and I would like to
promote volunteering more to students as well as look into more nationally
In my final year I was elected VP of the Law Society and I am currently a recognized awards to offer students to take part in.
co - project manager for the Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile Guildford,
Student Finance: I will do my best to make sure that if there is a crisis in 2010/2011
2010.
year that students are aware of the support they can receive such as the hardship
I feel that I have the ability, if elected, to support students with any fund as well as making sure current students re-apply early.
concerns, be it the fears of coming to Surrey as a fresher up to the worry
Integration: I will do my best to making sure that all students whether you are a GSA,
and nerves of final year exams and dissertations. If elected I would be
International Mature or a Disabled student receive the same opportunities and
100% dedicated to this role, available 24/7 if needed, doing everything I
choices as well as being represented at all levels of the Union.
can to make the student experience a positive one for all!
Continuing… Promoting Welfare issues in The Stag and GU2 in order to promote
Vote GEORGINA EMILY HANCOCK [1] as your information and give students the chance to give me feedback about issues that are
important to them by being visible on campus and approachable.
VP WELFARE
2 better communication
brand new, modern and ‘easy to use’ website to
unite the union and its members, and also to
keep a beady eye on your sabbs work.
3 pure action
no fuss, drama or politics; just pure action.
expect students’ good fortune,
health, happiness and prosperity
to be top prioirty.
VP WELFARE. REDEFINED.
Tamsin For VP Welfare
My name is Tamsin MacLellan and I am a second year International Politics student.
If elected:
Whether it’s baking for charity cake sales or watching movies with Onslow Village Brownies I try and help out with as much as
possible, both on and off campus. Creative with ideas, positive and outspoken; I always stand my ground. If elected I will represent
all Surrey students’ needs and be there to offer whatever help and advice is needed; ranging from something as small as where
Amigo’s is, to how to deal with an uncooperative landlord. I’m motivated and enthusiastic about everything I do and this will be no
exception.
“Tamsin is approachable and understanding and someone who you can definitely count on for good advice”
Frances Boswell, Maths UG
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Zoe Papadopoulos
VICE PRESIDENT WELFARE 2010/2011
Kate Barker (Proposer) “She’s helped me through my time at University; let her help you through yours.”
For the past four years Surrey University has been my home, but as I am now coming to the end of my degree on the Law course, I
would really like the opportunity to give something back, something that would ensure the experience was as enjoyable for other
students as it was for me.
Having been personally involved and dedicated in maintaining and developing a sports team, namely the rugby club, I understand
the importance of working together, friendship and community within the student lifestyle and this understanding has given me the
passion and drive to run for this position.
I believe as a Welfare Officer I would have an open mind and my main aim would be to connect with students from all backgrounds
and make sure that every students’ welfare is guaranteed. I have the motivation and drive to ensure that every student releases
their full potential while being at Surrey University and I will do everything in my power to represent your interests and achieve our
common goals and ideals. There are several ways I would go about this, and they are outlined in my pledges below.
My pledges:
x To provide a Welfare Pack that will be handed out during Freshers’ Week to help new students settle into University life with all
the relevant information about preserving their welfare. It will include information on general welfare, sexual health advice, drug /
alcohol abuse, eating disorders, housing / money problems, environmental issues and tips and advice from current students /
past students, for example, what facilities they made the most of that helped release their full potential at the university.
x To promote the significance and importance of sexual health awareness, providing free condoms and information and advice
about where you can go to get checked. This is also advantageous to the promotion of good mental and physical health of the
student; this will include improving the resources available within the Students’ Union.
x To work closely with Student Support, Advice and Services to ensure all students settle into University life and feel comfortable
in their own surroundings, with the help of as many university services as possible to aid them in this. This is important as many
new students may need help and advice when dealing with the transgression from home life to University life but are afraid of
coming to the Union office with certain problems.
x To guarantee that the views and voices of the student body are fully heard in the Students Union and are dealt with in good
time, as soon as humanly possible. The one thing that students cannot afford when doing a degree is a delay or slow production
of services and resources.
Epsom Downs Racecourse
Saturday 15th May
colours
ball
2010
Tickets NOW on sale
from the Activities Office in the Students’ Union
See you in a fortnight!
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Hi everyone, • Apple announces launch date for iPad
Welcome to the new Technology section of The Stag! • Major glitch hits Sony PlayStation 3 systems
Now that The Stag has its own website, it feels apt to
Technology Update
start a new section which focuses on technology. • ‘Browser ballot’ introduced for Windows users in EU
What’s that I hear you say? You’ve never seen our • Trouble brewing at Call of Duty developer Infinity Ward
new site? Then check it out at thestagsurrey.co.uk.
You can read all our current and past issues online, • YouTube introduces automatic video captioning
and leave your feedback on individual articles.
Visit thestagsurrey.co.uk for links to news articles giving full coverage on
In this section, we’ll be covering the latest
developments in the world of technologies, gizmos,
these news events
and gadgets - but at the same time we’ll also be
covering how all these are used by people in everyday
life. To that end, the first column that we are starting
iPad – Innovation or Menstruation?
is ‘What The Buzz’, which provides what topics are When a female CNBC news anchor
‘trending’ on Twitter - a social network that many mocked the new release from Apple as
find a mystery to this day. ‘reminding [her] of feminine products’ the
iPad instantly became the butt of hundreds
More varied articles to come in future editions. In of internet jokes. Jokes aside, the real
case you’re interested in contributing, just drop us question on everyone’s lips is whether the
an email at tech@thestagsurrey.co.uk
iPad is the Next Big Thing in the technology
All Your Base Are Belong To Us, world. At some point in the not too distant
future will the iPad replace the notebook
Ankur Banerjee laptop? Will it replace laptops altogether?
The answers to these questions, much to
YouTube Disco the disappointment of the Apple team I’m sure, seem rather bleak.
by Ankur Banerjee
The Guardian hailed the iPad as being ‘an oversized iPhone...that wants to be a laptop’
Despite the whole gamut of ‘music recommendation’ because it has many capabilities such as browsing the web, playing videos and a variety
of sites such as last.fm, Spotify, Grooveshark et al that of games. The iPad has been congratulated on being light weight and easy to interact
exist out there, YouTube still remains a major source of with; with similar controls to the iPhone, users already familiar with this technology will
discovering and listening to music for many web users. find the iPad easy to handle and can access all their favourite apps straight out of the
The problem, so far, has been about being able to box. The larger screen makes it easier to read books (which can now be purchased from
easily discover new music on YouTube – usually, you’ll iBooks) without the use of zoom or reading glasses and also makes viewing movies
have to search for specific songs or artists. a more enjoyable experience. However, do any of these benefits outweigh the more
obvious drawbacks?
Enter YouTube Music Discovery. Head over to youtube.
com/disco and enter the name of your favourite
artist or song. YouTube then automatically creates Firstly, the iPad seems to look and behave like a large iPhone without calling or texting
a playlist of songs by that and similar artists. You’re capabilities. Secondly, the iPad has a large, touch screen monitor which will be open to
also presented with a list of songs from the artist you the elements if users decide to go out and about with it, unlike a laptop which has a lid
search for. The advantage – and the disadvantage – to protect the precious innards of the machine. There is also no DVD drive, no USB port
here is that all the videos are ‘official’ videos from the and, like the iPhone, the iPad does not support multitasking so only one app can be used
music companies themselves, so they’ll be the actual at a time. Finally, the iPad just seems unwieldy; it’s too big to rest in the palm of your
music video – and not just a song set to a slideshow. hand but completely flat so resting it on a table and sitting back on the sofa appears out
It’s also a disadvantage because sometimes you can’t of the question as well. The whole concept of the iPad appears to be unnecessary and it
play back a video due to licensing restrictions. looks like a classic case of the greed of multi-national corporations that don’t know how
This service is certainly no match for dedicated music to quit when they’re ahead.
recommendation services, but if you want to kill time
by discovering new music videos similar to what you Ultimately, with fewer features than an iPhone and with less durability than a laptop, it
already like YouTube Disco accomplishes that job seems that the public are unlikely to embrace the iPad as the next ‘must have’ item.
well. This applies especially to poor students who can normally find more appropriate things
to spend their student loan on than overpriced gadgets.
by Amy Johnson
Open to all abilities, there will be a full support team. For more info contact Trung at m01772@surrey.ac.uk
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March’s Society
Standing Update
This month’s Society Standing saw the name change
of three societies: Space Society has become the
Surrey SEDS (Students for the Exploration and
Development of Space); Cyclone: Rebirth is now
The Dance Music Society; and The Turkish Speakers
Society is the Turkish Society.
There are plans to hold all society AGMs at the end
of the year between the April and May, but before the
start of exams. This change aims to make sure that
all societies are at the same level, as it is difficult
to give quality training when AGMs are scattered
throughout the academic year.
This change will also ensure a handover period
between outgoing and incoming members so that
the newly elected committee members may receive
advice from those leaving, write objectives for and
calculate a budget for the upcoming year.
We were introduced to the candidates for VP Societies
and Individual Development as well as the candidates
for all the other committee positions. Make sure your
voice is heard and vote March 15th.
Bakita Kasadha
Societies Editor
by Bakita Kasadha
‘For Many Are Called But Few Are Chosen’ - Matthew 22:14
Chosen has changed my outlook on life for the better. I finally know who created me! - Joyce Oyedele.
Everybody is welcome. Chosen members meet every Wednesday at 6pm in LTL, for praise and worship, just follow the music!
Have your say and choose your own society of the month for April. Send your comments online at thestagsurrey.co.uk and explain why.
societies@thestagsurrey.co.uk
Time Issue
8pm Shell in the Niger Delta (Environmental Destruction, Poverty and other
People’s Rights Issues)
8.30pm Why is there poverty in the Congo? (Poverty and other People’s Rights
Issues)
9pm Brazilian Logging (Environmental Destruction)
Mad Monday!
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Monday Madness mixes up a concoction of lots of drinks deals
along with Channies famous cocktails. It may be a Monday, but it is
every Monday
The hugely popular Open Mic night kicks off around 8pm with a mix of
original stuff and covers hosted by Alistair Cowan. The floor is yours
Choose
Come and test your brains at Chancellors Challenge. Not just for
from Chicken, Beefbefore oryouNut.
Make sure you start the weekend at the best bar on campus and in
Guildford! Chancellors is the place for pre-flirting head
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the chance to win cash, free entry to Rubix and many other prizes.
with
You have trimmings for just £4.95
upstairs to Rubix! Make sure you come down early as it will be busy.
been warned!
Alternate Tuesdays you’ll find Comedy Nights here with some of the Sunday Night | Poker Nights
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£1.50 Specials Challenge your peers in a game of deceit and intrigue every other
Sunday night. It’s £5.50 buy in, so make sure you bring your poker
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Music
Ellie Goulding – Lights Music News
by Mark Allen
Goulding has had a fair whack of success so far, with the first single The headliners of this year's V Festival
Under The Sheets creating waves in the music world, and she even got
chosen for the BRITs Critics Choice, and put on any ‘Top 10 of 2010’
have been announced, with Kings of Leon
list you can think of. and Kasabian topping the bill.
One of the nice things about this album is the mix of delicate electronics
elements, like interesting vocal looping and reversing, shifting between
down tempo verses to big, dance lead choruses, all backed up by
Ellie’s huge vocal range, which she makes full use of Foals – Spanish Sahara
Wish I Stayed was one of my favourite tracks from the original EP, Foals have been off the indie-radar for quite some
and although it has been re-recorded for the album, I still prefer the
original, as the whistles-and-bells version seems to draw away from the
tender, low key feel of the original recording. The album is a good mix
Track of the Week
time writing their new album, and this is the first
taste of things to come. Featured as a video on
of the big singles like Starry Eyed, to the heart-felt The Writer, which
has a killer intro. The only criticism I could make on this album would
their website, fans should not be disappointed
be that they do start to sound very similar, in terms of song structure, with this new sound, moving away from their
but if they’ve got a system going on, then why change things up? indie-dance-pop roots to a more ambient and
Watch out for Fins debut-solo album, coming out in the next year, epic experience. Listen at www.foals.co.uk
which is sure to feature some great electro numbers.
£10 full, £5 students/conc. - Box Office 01483 686 876 Reviewed by Nathan Coakley
Experience dance in a new dimension – three fresh, bite sized performances From the start it was nerve biting. Standing over the road from the house in
showcasing the best up-and coming professional choreographers and subject, I was made to feel as if I was watching without permission, and I
their collaborators in one evening. wondered what other people would think of me... I stepped forward to peer
through the letterbox, invading more unknown space, was I allowed? Is this
Wednesday 10th March, 7.30pm - Ensembles Concert - PATS Studio normal? As we continued round to the side of the house I questioned what
One was waiting behind the steamed up window… I found myself wanting to
climb through and watch even closer as the dancers vanished out of my keen
Admission Free sight.
Student conductors direct an entertaining and diverse programme of Looking through the kitchen window now, the choreography was still making
music for ensembles and small orchestras. me feel uncomfortable. I gazed at the arrangement of personal objects and
utensils. My attention was drawn to the back entrance of the house, fully lit as
Friday 19th March, 8pm - University of Surrey Big Band - PATS one of the dancers invaded our space stepping out into the garden – seemingly
Studio One completely unaware of our presence, then, darkness! They slammed the door
in our faces. Frightened, I stepped into the once warmly lit kitchen that had
£3 students - Box Office 01483 686 876 now turned black. Was I trespassing? Am I going to be pushed back outside?
Were the dancers going to jump out on us? I crept forward to find myself
The University of Surrey Big Band return to Studio One with another lively pulling the door only to encounter warm lighting and no body in the space.
and fun-filled programme of Big Band standards through Latin Jazz to
modern funk. I looked into the front bedroom where I once peered from the outside, then
upstairs between the slats of the banister, one room left, the living room.
Tuesday 23rd & Wednesday 24th March, 7.30pm - Going Public 2: Scared and unsure I began to take careful steps inside…
Final Year Degree Shows
Startled, I found myself caught on camera as the red light stared at me and
PATS Dance Studio my image upon the screen. It wasn’t long until I heard a foreign language being
spoken by the dancers who had magically appeared outside, relaxing with a
£3 students - Box Office 01483 686 876 cup of tea, whilst I was now inside feeling the warmth of the room seep into
my clothes. The lights went off, the end…but where were they now?
Final year dance students at the University of Surrey invite audiences to
see a wide range of new works, some witty, fun and celebratory, others
poignant, thought provoking and innovative. Its not about where you go,
Thursday 25th & Friday 26th March, 7.30pm - AC Studio Space
it about who you are
Chekhov’s Axe - Pieces of The Cherry Orchard
led me to wonder – how important is it to be trained at a specialized school?
‘Can’t you see human faces, looking at you from behind the tree-trunk What if Mulligan had got into RADA or LAMDA or any other acting school,
in the orchard - from every leaf and every cherry? Can’t you hear their would it have just thrown her into the limelight quicker or would she perhaps
voices?’ have drifted into a completely different career?
The first public performance from the new Theatre Studies programme at Going to drama school doesn’t guarantee you success. Having an acting
the University of Surrey. degree is only useful for being on stage. What if you were to change your
mind? Still want to work in the theatre, but not on stage, ‘sorry you only have
Are you bored of the usual lunch hour sat around feeling lethargic a degree in acting – I don’t need an actor, I need a costume designer, or a
following a morning of lectures? Why not liven up your lunch-hour and try stage manager’. Are people that sure that they will become successful in
something new? Every Wednesday we hold free lunchtime concerts in the
performing or do should we opt go for a more general degree? Do we throw
PATS Building, Studio One between 1.10pm and 2pm.
away our hopes and dreams, after one year’s rejections? If we are rejected
from the people who apparently are the experts in talent, do we go back over
Re-thinking performances schools and over again in the hopes that someone will say yes?
by Lexi Sutton Who is even to say that they are right? They got it wrong with Mulligan! What
is that indefinable ‘it’ factor and why do these ‘experts’ get to decide your
Every year thousands of hopefuls flock to Britain’s best acting schools, dance entire future on a two minute audition? Likewise, how does one become an
conservatoires and performing arts colleges. All in the hope that they will expert in talent – the saying goes ‘if you can’t do it...teach it’. Who are they
have the X- factor. If they ‘make it’ they will become famous within their field, to decide?
their name will be in lights, everyone will know who they are...or will they? Is
success that simple? I hope, in the end, that it doesn’t matter where you go, but that it’s more about
the individual. Your own determination and talent that makes you successful,
At this year’s Oscars Carrie Mulligan won best female actress for her role in ‘An not the school in which you studied.
Education’. Carrie was rejected from the acting schools that she applied for. It
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‘BARE JOKES’ –
Cracking!
I Dance and I Feed You
Review of ACS Comedy night , Rubix, Thursday 18th Review of performance I Dance and I Feed
February You as part of Dance Dialogues and after,
an interview with Omar Rajeh the artistic
by Kristel Tchamba director (Maqamat Dance Theatre)
The ‘Bare Jokes’ comedy group was on campus during by Lucy Al-Zoghbi
the first week of February to save us from the cold
weather. Surpassing expectations, it was a fun way to This year’s Woking Dance Festival brings an
spend a Thursday night, especially after a very stressful exciting and varied programme of events to
day filled with lectures and tutorials. The timing could the local area. Saturday 27th February was a
not have been better; the ticket holders were in for a great example of this as Middle Eastern food
treat. and dance combine for Dance Dialogues, a
day of culture, dance food and discussion
The audience filled Rubix and the night started on a here at Surrey University.
very uplifted tempo, with the host doing the usual thing
of making us at ease with the upcoming delights of A remarkable show and refreshing insight
the night. The starter was mainly composed of familiar into the misunderstood region, Radhouane
jokes and banters on various predictable stereotypes; combined his love of dance and food, and
most of which were childhood memories and travelling cooked up a storm for the audience. Within
experiences. The attentive listener was taken on a Arab culture it is an honour to dance and feed
journey through the lives a young black person in guests and those in the audience certainly felt
modern Britain. From the difficulties faced to readjust privileged to watch on as he strived to awakening the senses of his audience making cous cous and
to a foreign and hostile environment, to the troubles dancing simultaneously. Despite the great rapport with his audience, at times Radhouane actions
of dealing with bullies and peer pressure. From great, were confused. The cooking and dancing were a little fragmented. Perhaps he was highlighting the
simple, and witty, to raw critical and slightly on the edge wish for more connection between these cultural aspects
of nastiness, the night unfolded itself.
What drew you to performing as part of Woking Dance Festival as opposed to something in
There was a succession of what could consider as London?
unacceptable, unbearable and inappropriate by
our standard as a society. Men, women, straight, It was an initiative that came from the organisers, particularly Mary Brady who is Artistic Director of
homosexuals, everyone was attacked by the sword of the festival. She became engaged in the development of work through Maqamat Dance Theatre in
Bare jokes. The jokes were mainly real life experiences Beirut and invited me to be part of Woking Dance Festival.
and based on our outlook and attitudes regarding
You studied you MA here at the University of Surrey. What advice would you offer to students
sex. ‘Bare Jokes’, reminded us how tolerant we have
who pursue their careers in dance?
become of casual sex and our intolerable approach that
we still maintained towards gang violence and social For me it is a personal decision, I became involved in my work in Beirut because I had the passion.
classes. As expected, there was also a quick mention For any student they too must keep this joy and passion in them for as long as possible, and then
of youth from underprivileged background dealings with they will truly be happy.
the illegal pressure of gun crime, still, while trying to
fit in with a society that might appears to be foreign How do you feel about Middle Eastern dance and its recognition?
to them. The highlight of the night was the mirror like
reflection that the spectator was given of what is like to Firstly, I don’t like this terminology ‘Middle East’; it is a colonialized term that divides countries and
live in a post-new Labour Britain. cultures. However the region has a developing scene, and there are different interests. Its culture
is rich but it is for everyone, and not exclusive to one group. It should create initiative discussions
A multiracial Britain which celebrates the later concept with audiences.
and considers it at the centre of the fight to become
prosperous as a nation; Jay B, one of the comedians, Do you notice a difference in reception between an Arab audience and say a British one?
joked: ‘as a white person, I am happy to be living in
Of course, there are differences between an audience’s reaction, quite general things really.
this country. It’s very diverse ... and having different
Although this is not just between an Arab audience and another, it comes from within the audience.
cultures living together allow us to exchange and learn
I believe that a performance should make the audience question what they see, so that there is
form each other. But most of my ancestors don’t agree.
a dialogue with the audience. This questionable relationship between dancer and audience, will
Oh well, they are not here now who cares.’ He was thus
allow one to rediscover the work; as a creator of dance, I can look at the work from different angles.
highlighting the highly publicised, but always forgotten,
contribution that minorities make to this beautiful nation
that is Britain. The jokes initiated a big wave of laughter Where do you see Middle Eastern dance in the next 10 years?
from the crowd as a sign of approval.
Things are developing very quickly in the region and with the newly emerging
‘Bare jokes’ was a success and something of an choreographers; there are many directions and possibilities. I would like to see physicality
achievement for the ACS. Despite being at first considered and conceptual depth in the work, representing themselves and becoming engaged
as an ‘urban show’, which will be of no taste to the in this moment of dance. I am very positive about the future for dance in the region.
mainstream audience; ‘Bare jokes’ , in its own manner,
dancetheatre@thestagsurrey.co.uk
crossed the racial and privileges barrier and deserved
to be presented as another product of British comedy.
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Film Get the popcorn ready......
The Seven Golden Rules For Going To The Cinema
I go to cinemas a lot. Cinemas are the proper and 3. Know The Right Time To Go (To Do Your Natural Like most people who moan for a refund, they still
traditional way to see a film. Why? It has its own Business, Of Course) managed to endure the whole film. Only when it was
environment. The structure goes something like this: finished that they marched straight to the box office
you buy a ticket, you go into the auditorium, you sit Of course, if you want to get the most out of the asking for a refund. Not only were they refused, but
down, the film starts, you watch. It is that simple and film, you have got to see all of it. It is important to it also built up a minor protest.
nothing should stand between you and the film being go to the toilet before you enter the auditorium and
projected. It is a blissful experience to me and all you will be thankful when you do. It is very awkward, My answer to that is – well, it is your own fault. You
aspects of film are enhanced in a darkened room. especially if you have not got an aisle seat, to exit paid to see it, and the cinema is going to show it.
the cinema. It is that simple. If you did not like it, it is another
I may sound incredibly snotty, but the experience experience and one to learn from. The trailer and the
does not work without some guidelines. All of these Other people do love their cinema so much that once poster are there to sell and is an easy misconception.
are easy to follow, but often broken. So be quiet someone has crossed their peripheral vision, their Do your research!
at the back and spit out the gum, these are the evil stare will be exacerbated on you. Plus, when
essential rules people must follow in order to enter you think you leave at the right time, BOOM! He’s 6. If Something Is Wrong with the Picture…Tell
my cinema. a ghost, she’s a man, it was the one-armed man Someone!
who did it, he’s Keyser Soze! Be prepared and think
1. Sit Down, Shut Up twice. A simple conversation or just a man crossing What does warrant a refund is if the picture is literally
the road always means something. insufficient. Examples include, ratio does not fit the
Yep, rule number one and often the most broken rule screen, sound cutting out, blurry film etc. Anyway, the
in a cinema. The pre-show is for talking, the adverts 4. It Was Those Pesky Kids! point is that if the cinema cannot provide the basic
are for calming down and the feature is when you ideal cinema conditions, it is mostly their fault.
should respect most people’s reason for buying a I dread this every time I go to a multiplex. In my town
ticket. It does defeat the whole reason for going to there are two multiplexes and one picture house. A common occurrence to do with the picture being
the cinema and you are dumbfounded for buying a I cinema of choice is the Arts Picturehouse to the projected and the projectionist’s job is to keep an
ticket to do something that could be done outside… local Vue Cinema. However, occasionally I will have eye on the film at hand. Today, the price for a cinema
for free. to reach out of my comfort zone and be one with the ticket is tremendously high. Most tickets cost £7-8.
wannabe chavs stinking of Burger King. The sooner you tell someone the less it will ruin the
That is not to say you should not make a noise. experience. Plus, you must ask the manager for a
There are exceptions, such as reactions to the film. I remember having to see the dreaded, hilariously refund if any of these insufficiencies happen. After
A scream, a laugh, a titter or a wince. All of those awful Will Smith vehicle Seven Pounds. It was the all, you paid for it.
come natural and are part of the experience. Another second time I went to see it with my brother and
exception is midnight screenings, where throwing there was a smorgasbord of young teens at the back 7. Eat and Drink…in strict moderation
spoons, sporting water guns while watching Andy that a) would not stop hurling abuse b) would not
Warhol’s Flesh for Frankenstein is customary. stop hurling Revels and c) would not stop hurling It is a cruel tradition to think that popcorn is the snack
themselves up and down the aisle (with a can of most preferred in cinemas over the ages. To me, it
2. Take Your Phone Outside, Sir hardcore Red Bull). is one of the worst foods I can think of consuming in
a cinema. Aside from the stickiness, the unfulfilling
It could be argued that this is a variation on rule We were a quarter of the way through the film and texture, the irritating way it gets caught in your teeth;
number one, but mobile phones have a very special someone had the courage to try and call an usher. the main problem is noise.
category. It can be a silent enemy. Yes, there is ‘the This is where you need all your effort to make sure
phone’, but there is also ‘the text’. An increasingly those misbehaving are given their smack bottom and Whenever I go to a multiplex, it is never enough for
bad habit on behalf of the teenagers in the back row fond farewell. This is important: anyone to get a small bag of popcorn. The medium
who thought that the film they were going see was sizes are large buckets full of disposable puff. So
Bad Boys II. The usher will stand at the bottom aisle to make it my advice would be, please, please, please, try and
look like they are checking for the culprits. The truth avoid the popcorn. I would challenge anyone to go
Out of the many times I have heard a phone ring is that like humans, they do not want to be physically through a medium sized popcorn tub through the
in the cinema, a surprising number of people have and emotionally hurt. That tactic does not work whole film (don’t, by the way).
answered the phone while the film is going. Many do because the culprits will wait until the usher exits.
not even bother to put it on silent. Almost everyone Be persistent, either have the usher be out of sight Drink is less of a problem, except for alcohol. Alcohol
I see get a text message midway in the film still to support your claim, or threaten to get security. is a problem waiting to happen in the cinema. I
reply. Hopefully, they will leave because they are there to remember fights about to happen in the cinema
annoy, not to get in trouble. because a group of blokes brought a six-pack of
I have to admit though, the only genre that most Guinness IPA. Needless to say, the film had to be
people walk out of the cinema with a phone, is horror. 5. Know What Film You Came To See stopped before the problem was sorted. Call me a
Why? It can be a slick tactic to excuse yourself out killjoy, but a bottle of water always does the trick.
of even the scariest Lucio Fulci flick. In other words, It is often that I have heard of audience members
that guy on his way out is not talking to anyone on demanding for refunds and being refused. Well, Plus, may I mention the great thing about cinema
the phone. He just cannot stomach the film he is make sure you do it BEFORE the film because if you and the film you watch: it always gets people talking
watching. do it after the film has started; tough luck, you are when they leave the auditorium. Now that would be
hardly likely to get one. a great time to go for a good meal and round off a
Once again, it pains me to be ‘ol curmudgeonly good evening. So save the food and go to a Pizza
granddad, but it is not rocket science to turn a phone A most recent example was Tim Burton’s film Express and just talk about the film you just saw (for
off. If you know a conversation will crop up, then do adaptation of the stage musical for Sweeney Todd: good or bad).
not take it with you to the cinema. Plus you can save The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Half the audience
money on your phone credit. No need to thank me, were expecting a bloodbath of a horror film. Now, it
it is what I’m here for. was not quite the opposite, but it was clear that they
were surprised that there was, you know…singing.
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The Lovely Bones (12A) by Ollie Sim
The Blind Side (12A)
by Ollie Sim does its darned best to adapt a pretty
‘unfilmable’ book. What I would have
The afterlife is an incredibly difficult issue loved to see is what Lynne Ramsey would By the time this review goes to print, I am confident that Sandra Bullock
to present on film. A classic example have done with the book. The problem will receive her Erin Brockovich moment and win Best Actress at the
and indeed the most accomplished, is is that as admirable are its attempts Oscars. She suits the role well, but is it challenging? Hardly. The same
Powell and Pressburger’s A Matter of to adapt the creepy source material, it goes for the film, which is also up for Best Picture (No, it is not going
Life and Death, where life is presented fails on quite some levels. It just never to win).
in colour and the after-life in black- seems to amount as much as one could
and-white (ironically, not the other way have anticipated. Peter Jackson being Inspired by the ‘true story’ of Michael Oher (Against The Odds: The
round). The Lovely Bones looks more the director of imagination and horror Michael Oher Story probably would have worked better as a title), who
like What Dreams May Come with (Heavenly Creatures being a more fitting has had a troubled past, illiterate and hanging out with the wrong crowd
themes borrowed slightly from Steven comparison), I thought such startling (groan). One rainy night, he is caught the eye of a sassy soccer-mum
Spielberg’s long forgotten, Always. subjects played by Sandra Bullock. She takes Michael into her home and the
would be family embrace Michael as a member.
Saoirse Ronon plays a shy, maturing dealt with
girl who one day encounters her next a steak What follows is your typical TV “inspirational film of week”-type trajectory.
neighbour, Mr Harvey played by Stanley knife. This He has low scores, but is able to play football (the American type: play,
Tucci, a character that spells ‘lonely seems to stop, rest for 10 minutes). It is not awful and you could do worse with
creep’ all over him. After her encounter be dealt Leap Year out this week, but could one embrace it enough to garner a
with Mr. Harvey, he runs home to find with a Best Picture nomination?
no one and being ignored by her dad spatula.
(Mark Wahlberg). In fact, she is stuck in As it turns out, yes. Personally, I wonder why? There is a whole back
limbo – in neither heaven nor earth. It ***** catalogue of sports films that are not any different (Radio, All the Right
is a surreal world where the grotesque Moves, He Got Game, Above The Rim etc.) Its success is certainly
runs rife. a surprise and maybe that is why it has been promoted through the
Academy. To me, it makes for a mundane afternoon TV Movie.
And indeed, it is a peculiar film that
*****
7:30pm, LTL THE CLASS groups. A young boy finds a fish 4. The Crazies (15, *****)
ANTICHRIST with a girl’s head. Once he nur-
(15)
(18) 18th May tures the fish it grows to be a lit- An efficient remake of George
7:30pm, LTL tle girl, who longs to be human. Romero’s 1973 horror film
7:30pm, LTG The animation is wonderful, and about a community that is
LET THE the story is just as appealing. driven crazy by a toxin in their
15th June water supply. It is less daunting
RIGHT ONE IN 2. A Single Man (15, *****) than the original and the military
(15) MAN ON presence is emphasised, but it
EASTER A film with a polished surface is still quite good.
7:30pm, LTL WIRE (15) and a dark core. The perform-
ances are top notch and if there 5. The Lovely Bones (12A,
7:30pm, LTL is any particular credit, it goes *****)
25th May
27th April to Colin Firth with his solemn
performance as a professor re- An ambitious, but admirable fail-
4 MONTHS, 3 acting to the death of his secret ure. A timid girl (Saoiore Ronan)
XXY (15) gay lover. is murdered by the next-door
WEEKS AND SUMMER neighbour (Stanley Tucci) and
7:30pm, LTL 2 DAYS (15) 3. Capitalism: A Love Story
(12A, *****)
finds herself between Earth and
the afterlife. The visual effects
4th May 7:30pm, LTL Michael Moore returns in a
allude to the film: sick, wonder-
ful, but confused.
less pestering mode than his
FISH TANK 1st June previous documentaries (Sicko,
Fahrenheit 9/11). All the more
(15) 2001: A better for it. Although his stunts
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The idea for my trap started two days ago. I think that I have every
possibility of success, every possibility I can do something real. For
these two days I have not eaten, as eating would take away from
I don’t think anyone will disagree that YouTube has shown them many great things. my concentration. I scratched my script onto the dank walls with my
Without it, many of us may never have seen the Susan Boyle performance or witnessed toothbrush; I figured out every possible situation that could arise and I
the Sneezing Panda in all its glory. However, I’m going to go out on limb here and say have every answer. Now I have finished my work I can sit down. I think
despite the fascinating and bizarre contributions posted daily on the site, one of the I will sit here for a while; I have not sat exactly here for a very long
best features YouTube hosts are extracts of Spoken Word poetry. time and it’s good to have this rest after all my hard work. The Sun will
set in not too long and I can watch that to cool my mind. I may even
While English teachers have been telling me for years that all poetry is meant to be think about the Sun itself but I shall leave that until the light starts to
read out loud in order to be fully appreciated, it only when I discovered Spoken Word dim. If there is one thing I have learnt it is that you don’t want to think
that I really believed them. Watching poets perform pieces they have written that can about things all in a rush. It is reckless. I am enjoying sitting here, the
have the same audience that was bursting out with laughter immediately stunned cool wall, the way I can recognise my etchings just through their feel
into silence, it’s clear there is something powerful about Spoken Word. Covering the on my back; this is relaxing. When the Sun sets I will have to move
entire spectrum of human emotion, the poems – whether read or recited – each carry from here because the food will arrive, I can’t miss it.
their own influence.
The room grows darker and I allow myself to think of the Sun. It
The cynic in me argues that the reason Spoken Word has drawn such a great response seems I have timed this just right, letting me muse on the Sun for
is the entertainment value it brings to a fast-track generation. Many of the pieces a good while. Does someone move the Sun by force? Why does the
performed are less than 3 minutes, catering to the short attention span of anyone Sun come back so regularly? Does the Sun enjoy making its rounds?
wishing to consume something ‘intellectual’ in a bite-size form. It’s also true that a Why is the Sun so bright compared to the rest of the sky? It starts to
large amount of poetry will contain some level of profanity, be it in topic or content, get dark and I grow still and pensive. I wait but soon realise the food
which may not suit the easily offended. That said, the impact of having the author is late and I begin to fidget. I look at my feet, I look at the door, I look
perform a piece that they have created, and therefore has a personal significance for at my feet, I look at the door; on and on. This... is... not... normal.
them, shines through in every performance. Just as I start to feel the creeping of anxiety build in my stomach I
But if this effect can come from just a few minutes on a computer screen, imagine hear what I have longed for; the keys, the boots, the cadence. This is
the impact watching a live performance can have! Despite its American origins it, it is now or never. It took me two days to get ready for this and now
Spoken Word has gone on to spread globally, and websites such as ‘Poets on Fire’ I shall spring my trap.
are dedicated to promoting live poetry events taking place in the UK. While they may “Stand clear of the door.” I hear and obey. The tray door opens and
not yet have the recognition and publicity of their US predecessors, the popularity of I let loose.
Spoken Word is on the rise; the UK clearly has something to say!
“What is your name?” I ask, barely a whisper. No answer, the tray of
grey food is pushed into the room.
Mother’s Day “A day about Family, Appreciation
“WHAT IS YOUR NAME?” No answer, the tray door closes. I rush
and Love.” – Simone Mark
forward and slam my body into the door as hard as I can.
As March 14th steadily approaches, “Mother’s Day...when is that?” –
Word
Eunice Njagi went up, down and Amali (to be fair, I did this survey “WHAT! IS! YOUR! NAME!?” Everything in the world goes silent. I hear
around the campus, to find out around early March.) the cadence, the boots, the keys and tears well up in my eyes - a
what Surrey students think about lump grows in my throat. Those are two days I will never see again.
Mothering Sunday (or just their “A day to thank Mum for everything
Of
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– Sarah Lichtensteiger
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Shots Need to Take “Sorry not tonight handsome,
Chances Surrey Storm are playing”
by David Holt by Harriet Humphries did not disappoint.
Aldershot Town need to start taking their chances I once had a somewhat heated discussion with Within what felt like the first thirty seconds, Storm’s
if they are to make it in to the Coca Cola League an ex over how my love for a TV medical drama shooter Rachel Dunn made the first goal and set the
Two Play Offs come the end of the season, compared to his love for Fulham FC and, although I pace for a match that produced a lot of goals, from
according to Ben Herd. I spoke with the right still maintain there are similarities in commitment, both teams, at a rapid pace. Lightning’s England
back after the crushing 3-2 loss to Dagenham I did find something of an attraction in the longevity shooter Jo Harten and under 19 goal keeper Layla
& Redbridge on the 23rd February, a game in of supporting a sports team. It was this conversation Guscoth shone for Loughborough, keeping the match
which the Shots threw away a two goal lead to coupled with the want for an enthusiasm that could tight enough to keep the atmosphere excitable, but
take nothing from their home game against their compete with that age old paradox of how an apparent with Storm leading after every quarter it was the
fellow Play Off contenders. “commitment-phobe” can have an umbilical cord home crowd making the most confident cheers.
attached to his premier team of choice, that has led
It was the second time in 3 days that our local to my appeal for girls all over campus to say, “sorry Aside from talent on court, the entertainment value
team conceded a late goal at home to cost them not tonight love, Surrey Storm are playing”. continued to be matched by the production side of
points and Herd, 24, admitted “we just took our things, a favourite being the clever use of the Beatles
foot off the pedal and once they got the goal For those of you who don’t know, Surrey Storm are “Help!” played when minor first-aid was needed on
back we kind of crumbled”, which resulted in a new look team, part of the Co-operative Netball court. Surrey Storm Troopers continued to perform
Aldershot’s first home defeat since Kevin Dillon Super league and were envisaged and assembled well choreographed sets during the breaks and sport
took over in November, but the play-off dream is by Jason Harborow and his colleagues, the team in Surrey proved its accessibility with a fun half time
not over yet with the club sitting one place and behind your new face of University sport, Surrey shooting competition for the spectators, where it
three points outside the play offs in the 4th tier of Sports Park. His vision was to kick start (or should I was girl power all the way with the teenyboppers
English football (at time of print). say put the first ball in the net for) the development showing the grown men that they should stick to
of women’s elite sport at the University, and with a trying to score goals on the pitch.
Herd is rightfully eager to make it back to a current unbeaten record of eight consecutive wins
play off final after being on the losing side at I’d say the team are well and truly living up to his Although Lightning continued to score well in the
Wembley on two occasions for his previous vision of a group that “present women sporting role second half, it wasn’t enough to put the home teams
team Shrewsbury Town, where he was able to models to our students and sport users”. win in doubt and at the end of the match Lightning
play in the first football league game at the new only served to foster the greater force of the storm,
Wembley Stadium in front of over 60,000 fans. The team is coached by the most successful England and the home team stayed unbeaten with a 53-38
The Shrews, however, lost 3-1, a result that coach, Mary Beardwood, and the players’ status win.
felt like “a right kick in the b******s”, but the continue to reflect both Mary’s class and Surrey
right back is determined to use this experience Sports Park vision for elite greatness, with a line-up Surrey Storm are an attractive team who bring feisty
to push him on to finally become a winner at of “the best players available” including England’s female attitude and glamour to the court, they have
Wembley at his 3rd time of trying. co-captain Sonia Mkoloma, defender Geva Mentor, a strong commercial presence with stylish branding
attacker Tamsin Greenway and shooter Rachel Dunn. and are surrounded by a team that promote
It was with the Shropshire outfit that he played After hearing all the hype and being impressed with elite performance along with accessibility to the
alongside current England international Joe Hart, the glossy marketing, I decided to go along to their community. Match day ticket prices can match
of whom he speaks very highly, and also managed home match against Loughborough Lightning at theme nights at the union, and the experience is
to work his way through the Watford youth team Guildford Spectrum on the 11th of February and see something fresh and energetic. There’s enough
from the age of 8 with Aston Villa winger Ashley whether there was potential for a new love in my merchandise to keep us girls consumer drives happy
Young. However, despite impressing at youth and life... and if you take advantage of the “bring your bloke
reserve team level he wasn’t quite able to make along for free” matches you can keep them happy
the first team and pursued his footballing career Far from the calm before the storm, the crowd with the half time hotdogs.
elsewhere. “I knew the people that worked there, entered the stadium to the tune of all the latest
all the coaches and I was brought up in their chart hits and were entertained with savvy sound Whether you have an enthusiasm for netball, an
way. Me and Ashley were the only guys to get and lighting effects. Forget your stereotypical interest in women’s role in the sporting domain
pro contracts so it was good, but I just wanted cheerleaders; the away crowd had to contend with as a whole, or just a simple want for something
to play football”. the much more intimidating talent of the urban new to keep you entertained and distracted from
dance group Surrey Storm Troopers - think Britain’s coursework, a Surrey Storm match won’t disappoint.
Having played around 200 games in League Two Got Talent’s Diversity. And whilst on the topic of Surrey Storm are elite players whose matches are
Herd has more than proven his worth at this level, ITV talent shows, Peter Jackson, the man behind rife with high entertainment value and they need
but understandably he’s ready to test himself at the booming voice over’s on both the x-factor and support that matches the level the men in your life
a higher level, preferably with The Shots, telling Britain’s Got Talent, is responsible for welcoming give to their football teams, so this term unleash
me “I want to get out of this league, and if it Surrey Storm onto their home arena. Couple the your inner feminist and get involved!
means through play offs with Aldershot then style of this pre-match entertainment, the calibre
that’s great”. And with Aldershot remaining in the of the players, and the presence of Sky Sports, Visit the girls online at: http://surreystormnetball.
hunt for the play offs then the chance of playing with an arena of local supporters stirring the storm co.uk/
against the likes of Leeds United, Southampton, with the noise of their free clappers, and you know
Norwich and Charlton next season is still very something powerful is on the horizon - the match Match tickets available now from: https://www.
much a possibility. guildford.gov.uk/spectrumonline/
sports@thestagsurrey.co.uk
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Call Me a Convert The 2010 Olympics,
through the eyes of a ‘Canuck’
by David Holt With the medals piling up to an all time The inside story on the
high for the Canucks, the Men’s Ice Vancouver Olympics from
It took me almost half a minute of Hockey team took to the ice for their Calgary native Valerie Larner.
seeing the first advert for the 2010 final against arch nemesis USA in a
Winter Olympics for me to write it off. match which can only be understood in What a great time we had in
I dismissed it as one of those things our terms as England versus Germany the past 15 days, and the
that comes by every-now-and-again in the World Cup Final at Wembley. events leading up to.
that half the country’s population For the Canadian’s, this one is huge.
become experts on despite their With an audience of 30 million and The torch relay, started
experience of the Games coming from people paying $10,000 for a ticket, October 30th, travelled through
“Cool Runnings”. But in the space the Canadians took an early 2-0 lead, our huge and diverse country
of just a few days I became exactly only to see their dreams scarpered for 106 days travelling trough
one of those people I despised, and as the resilient American’s drew level 1000 communities uniting
I became absolutely hooked on the with just 24 seconds remaining on Canadians. The Canadian
Winter Olympics. the clock. The game went to overtime Torch Relay was the longest
with both teams struggling to break in Olympic history. What a
From the stunning city of Vancouver down the other until Sidney Crosby, thrill to see the flame, and
in Western Canada, a part of the Canadian hockey’s poster boy and the experience the national pride as it was passed from participant to
world that I can personally attest to man to take ice hockey in to the new participant. People from all walks of life participated in this great
as having some of the friendliest and decade hit back at his critics after a event.
down to Earth people in some of the quiet Olympics to smash home the
most beautiful areas on the planet, it winner and send the home nation in Canadians, who are regarded as polite understated people, became
seems crazy to think that I was willing to a frenzy. very vocal and exuberant not ashamed at showing their national
to write these Olympics off. Even after pride - we wanted medals. Although in great Canadian tradition we
disaster struck in the early stages A little closer to home, talk is picking cheered for all the athletes and respected the time and energy that
with the tragic death of 21 year old up of building a winter sports venue was invested by athletes, coaches and families alike. And for the ones
Georgian athlete Nodar Kumaritashvili, in Britain following the collection of who made the medals -it wasn’t just the athletes on those podiums.
these Games still managed to offer a just one medal in Vancouver as even We cheered for the athletes and we cried with/for them as well.
spectacle for the times in the Great our Curling team, with whom we
White North. apparently had high hopes after their Vancouver was a great host city. Thousands of volunteers from all over
gold four years ago, didn’t make the Canada helped to make the athletes and visitors feel at home for their
These were the biggest and certainly semi finals. This left the undoubted Vancouver Olympic experience. These volunteers will also be sharing
the best winter Olympics I can high point of the games for Team GB their great skills for hosting at the Paralympics.
remember, and with so many of the to come from Amy Williams, who took
athletes and sports standing out it home gold in the Skeleton event, just Our medal standings are the best in our history. 14 gold - the most
seems harsh to just mention a few in another in the long line of incredibly earned by any home country in either the winter or summer games. Our
the space of this column. American cool event names. hockey pride in Canada is HUGE. Both our women and men’s team
Snowboarder and Carrot Top look-a- earned Gold – beating out USA, our main competitors. USA is our
like Shaun White wowed the crowds Williams had a real storybook “brothers in arms, but not on the ice”
with moves that shouldn’t be possible background coming in to the Olympics,
for, you know, a human being, and as after not making it in to the British In closing;
sports such as the Men’s Ski Cross team for her preferred event of 400m
(aptly named “demolition derby on in athletics she began training for the “Go Canada Go”
skis” by a commentator) and Biathlon Winter Olympics after being impressed
(I don’t know if I will ever work out why with the Skelton in the 2002 Games.
someone thought it would be a good
idea to combine cross country, skiing
Despite her best efforts, she didn’t Would you like to contribute to the
even make the team in 2006, but
and rifle shooting in to one sport) through grit, determination and hard Sports Section for The Stag? Getting
being just two that stick out. And of work Williams had made it as she
course, who could possibly forget smashed all other times and claimed your article printed couldn’t be easier-
Marion Rolland’s fantastic fall just
THREE SECONDS in to her attempt
gold, proving that everybody can get a
second, or even a third, chance.
either visit www.thestagsurrey.co.uk
at the Women’s Downhill Skiing at
Whistler? Indeed, these Games battled against
or email Sports Editor David Holt at
the lowest of the low when tragedy sports@thestagsurrey.co.uk with your
But after all this, this Olympics truly struck and managed to still turn
did belong to the home country of out what was easily the best Winter article and we’ll do the rest! Your article
Canada. They may have waited longer
than they would have wished for a gold,
Olympics I have ever seen. Don’t
worry, if you didn’t manage to catch
can cover any sport from as nearby as
but when Alexandre Bilodeau nailed
his run at the brilliantly named Men’s
any of this year’s event, there’s only the university to as far away as the World
four years to wait until the next one.
Moguls Freestyle Skiing the place I won’t be so keen to write it off next Cup and can be written in any style you
came absolutely unglued. Bilodeau
had become the first Canadian to win
time around.
wish. Your thoughts- your article.
a gold medal on home soil. And then
the medals just kept on coming…
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Wading Through to Save the Day
by Emma Reading seems that there are more
pressing matters on Holly’s
It has already been a season of injuries for the ladies team this season, mind; “It has been quite
but no-one was prepared for the final blow, when Rosie Hill, the Captain difficult keeping on top of
for the 2009/2010 season had to retire due to injury. my new responsibilities
within the team, particularly
Rosie Hill, 20, was the University of Surrey Ladies Football Team Captain for with regard to choosing the
the both the 2008/2009 and 2009/2010 seasons. After obtaining an injury to team for our matches and
her neck and shoulder during a match in October, Rosie has been fighting the organising transport etc.”
unavoidable decision of resignation as Captain, until now. “It was the hardest
decision I’ve ever had to make,” she explains, “Giving up the thing you love As Captain, Holly has to
most and a chance to socialise with people you think a lot of isn’t easy, so now arrange training, coaches,
I try not to think about it in the hope I won’t miss being part of the team.” team for matches and
transportation to the away games. Although she has help from the rest of the
The rest of the team has found it hard to lose such a valuable player, as well committee, including Melissa Edwards as Chairman and Emma Reading as
as a great leader, but they now have a new Captain to admire and aspire to Treasurer, the main decisions are reliant on herself. The main difficulty Holly
be like. Holly Wade, 19, a level one Maths student at the University of Surrey is facing is the lack of players that are available for matches. Out of a squad
was elected by Rosie herself as the new Women’s Football Team Captain. of around 22 people, the average attendance for training is 10 and this is the
As a player who only joined the club in September, it shows how much she same for match day attendance. The problem is proving to be very frustrating
was valued by her predecessor, who explained her decision by saying, “I think for the new Captain who expresses her opinions on the situation by saying,
she’s an extremely talent player and has the potential to be a great leader “Realistically the problem should be that I have too many players fighting for
and I never had any doubt in my mind that she would be anything other than each position, but unfortunately it is difficult to even get a team of 11 together
an excellent Captain.” The confidence expressed by Rosie in to such a new due to lack of commitment and enthusiasm in the team.” This problem is one
player inspired me to find that was faced by Rosie when she was still Captain and it is only through her
out more. beliefs in Holly as a Captain that she was able to resign with sound peace of
mind, “If it wasn’t for Holly’s presence in the team, I wouldn’t have been able
Although Holly has only been to make the decision to leave” Hill explains.
playing for the University of
Surrey for five months, the Holly and the other committee members are already making plans to try and
Essex teenager used to recapture the enthusiasm and ambition that was shown at the beginning of
play for her local club the the season in order to try and creep back up the league table.
Hannakins Ladies Football
Club and has been playing With four games left of the season and a vital twelve points at stake it seems
football since the age of 8. Holly still has a long way to go to get this team back to where it was in October,
The right footed midfielder’s but with the confidence shown by Rosie and by the team, there seems to be
statistics show her skills little doubt that it won’t achieved by Wade!
as she scored 26 goals
last season for Hannakins To follow the University of Surrey Ladies Football Team, you can do so by
LFC. In the last few months, Holly has impressed her team mates with her visiting www.bucs.org.uk, and selecting the University of Surrey, Football,
football talents, but taking on such a huge role is a different board game. On Women, Women’s 1st options under the fixtures and results category.
Wednesday 3rd February, Holly led the ladies team to their first match of 2010
and her first match as Captain, away at Canterbury Christchurch. Unfortunately
for them, it was unsuccessful result which led to their Cup run ending, but it
Inside Sport
With David Holt
In this feature I’ll meet with people from How often do you play, be it training, Frisbee at Surrey Uni?
University sports teams to try and gain an matches or whatever?
insight in to their sport. This week I met “The Simple! Come and join in on NatWest field
Italian Stallion” Luke Vercella, a member of We train on Wednesday outdoors and Sunday on a Wednesday (2-4) and just throw a disc
the Ultimate Frisbee team. indoors and enter multiple tournaments about with us, or if the weather is not so
each year - we are reaching the end of the great then wait until Sunday where we will
How many people are involved in Ultimate university ultimate season so we are looking be in UniSport (12-2.30) we don’t bite so
Frisbee at University of Surrey? ahead to the summer and to “open tour” just say hi.
where we enter as Guildford Ultimate.
We have around 40 members, both men Would you like to be interviewed and get
and women What is the social life like and how often the important information about your sport
do you go out? out there? Email David Holt at sports@
What ability level are you all at? thestagsurrey.co.uk if you would and we can
Ultimate is a social sport and we usually hit organise an interview for future editions.
We are competitive in all variants, be it the pub after training and go out every other
indoor, outdoor, women’s, mixed and open Wednesday
- we regularly compete at national level.
Last weekend we won division two mixed If anyone is interested in joining, how
nationals! do they get involved in playing Ultimate
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Your Comments Results
Once again I sift through the mailbag and find out what is on the Once again the results are in Buckinghamshire Men’s 1st 3-3
minds of the University of Surrey students in the world of sport. for the university sports teams, Surrey Men’s 2nd (24th February
with this weeks Result of 2010)
“Vancouver 2010: Severely disappointed with the curling the Week going to the Men’s
performances, I stayed up till 01:30 watching it and we still lost!!!” Fencing team, who managed Royal Holloway Women’s 3rd
David Pugh on the Winter Olympics to continue their excellent form 12-0 Surrey Women’s 2nd (24th
this season (just one defeat February 2010)
“Is it only me who doesn’t “get” the Winter Olympics? It’s harmless
all year) by overcoming Brunel
fun, but people will have forgotten about it in a weeks time. Surrey Women’s 1st 1-4 Merton
Anonymous University 135-103. Contact
me on sports@thestagsurrey. Ladies 2nd (27th February 2010)
“If the Olympic Games is all about liberty and opportunism, why co.uk and let me know why you
think your team deserves Result Surrey Men’s 2nd 2-3 Old
did the organisers persist in surrounding the flame with a chain-
link fence? Potential security scares are not an excuse for such a of the Week for next week’s Cranleighans Men’s 4th (27th
disheartening symbol of what was otherwise a fantastic Games.” issue. February 2010)
Ben Pook, News Editor
Badminton Netball
“Why is everyone going overboard about Portsmouth going in
to administration? Loads of teams in the Football League have Royal Holloway Women’s 8-0 Reading 3rd 39-35 Surrey 2nd
problems but no-one cares because it’s only the Premiership people Surrey Women’s (24th February (17th February 2010)
are bothered about.” 2010)
Lewis, on Portsmouth becoming the first Premier League side to ever Rugby
go in to administration. Basketball
St George Men’s 1st 13-5
“Wayne Bridge is loving the attention around the whole Terry thing. Surrey Men’s 59-80 Surrey Men’s 1st (17th February
It’s sad for the guy but all that not shaking his hand business and 2010)
quitting England seems a bit excessive”
Portsmouth Men’s (17th
Anonymous, on Bridge’s reaction to former England captain John February 2010)
Imperial College Men’s 2nd
Terry sleeping with his ex-girlfriend. 17-22 Surrey Men’s 1st (24th
Medway Women’s 30-45
Surrey Women’s 1st (17th February 2010)
“I think Sorenson from Stoke City deserves to be in the team. I
checked the Opta and Actim charts for saves ratios and he was the February)
Surrey Women’s 1st 31-10 LSE
best goalkeeper in the Premier League. He is consistently up the top.
I would also place Rory Delap in the team. Of course, his long throw- Fencing Women’s 1st (24th February
ins are brilliant and have saved Stoke loads of times and won them 2010)
points. His throws can get goals against teams like Chelsea and Surrey Men’s 135-103 Brunel
Manchester City and I would definitely want him in my team. Just Men’s (24th February 2010) Squash
imagine what he could do in Europe lol and in the World Cup. They
can’t handle him.” Football Birmingham Men’s 1st 5-0
Phill Berriman on the previous editions “Under-Rated Premiership XI” Surrey Men’s 1st (17th February
St Mary’s Men’s 4th 0-4 Surrey 2010)
Ed. Note- Delap for England? You heard it here first! Men’s 1st (24th February 2010)
Surrey Men’s 2nd 5-0 Brunel
“England have been hopeless in the 6 Nations this year. Wilkinson Surrey Women’s 1st 1-11 Men’s 2nd (17th February 2010)
only makes the team on name value and apart from his kicking some Brunel Women’s 2nd (17th
of his play has been woeful. Time to step aside I reckon.” Buckinghamshire Men’s 1st 0-3
Anonymous, on England’s less than impressive form in the RBS Six
February 2010)
Surrey Men’s 2nd (24th February
Nations 2010)
Hockey
Are you sick of all the fuss around John Terry and Wayne Bridge? Tennis
Did you “get” the Winter Olympics? Are you annoyed at the lack Sussex Women’s 1st 0-2 Surrey
of coverage for your sport? Email your thoughts to sports@ Women’s 1st (17th February
2010) Royal Holloway Women’s 1st
thestagsurrey.co.uk or leave a comment on www.thestagsurrey.co.uk
6-4 Surrey Women’s 1st (17th
and get your opinion heard. And remember- you can stay anonymous
if you wish! Surrey Men’s 2nd 2-3 February 2010)
Portsmouth Men’s 3rd (17th
February 2010) Are we missing your team’s
results? Contact sports@
AGM
Walton & Weybridge Men’s thestagsurrey.co.uk and keep
Name of Society: Requested Time: 2nd 3-3 Surrey Men’s 1st (20th us updated with how your team
Cheerleading 6.15 February 2010) are doing!