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DTH/KATIE WILLIAMS
North Carolina senior quarterback Marquise Williams grimaces after a hard hit to the shoulder. Williams was sacked four times in Thursday nights loss.
Quotable
I think the football gods smiled on
the Gamecocks tonight, South Carolina
head coach Steve Spurrier said.
Notable
UNCs new-look defense performed
admirably in the opener, holding
South Carolina to just 17 points and
394 total yards.
DTH/KATIE WILLIAMS
South Carolina surrounds senior UNC quarterback Marquise Williams. Williams
threw three interceptions Thursday in a 17-13 loss against the Gamecocks.
Whats next
The Tar Heels play Sep. 12 at 6 p.m.
for UNCs home opener against North
Carolina A&T.
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CITY BRIEF
New director announced
for Inter-Faith Council
The Inter-Faith Council for
Social Service welcomed new
Executive Director Michael
Reinke on Aug. 17. He started
providing service to the homeless in high school while working the night shift for a shelter.
He also has run the Holy
Trinity Neighborhood Center
in New York City and served
as the executive director for
Shelter Inc. in south-central
Indiana.
staff reports
UNIVERSITY BRIEF
Get ready for the annual
Dozen Doughnut Dash
Saturday is the annual
Dozen Donut Dash. All proceeds go to UNC Lineberger
Comprehensive Cancer Center.
The race is 4 miles long with
a break in the middle to eat a
dozen donuts. Runners will
start at 10 a.m. at the Old Well.
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Someone shoplifted
at 618 Weaver Dairy Road
at 3:05 p.m. Wednesday,
according to Chapel Hill
police reports.
The person placed junk
food, valued in total at $5.08,
in a backpack and walked out
of the store without paying,
reports state. The items were
recovered.
Someone committed
larceny at 201 S. Estes Drive
between 6:15 p.m. and 7:02
p.m. Wednesday, according to Chapel Hill police
reports.
The person removed a
tablet, valued at $300, from a
vehicle, reports state.
Someone shoplifted at the
Buy and Go at 106 Ephesus
Road at 12:18 a.m. Thursday,
according to Chapel Hill
police reports.
The person stole beer, valued at $18.26, reports state.
Someone broke into and
entered a residence on the
500 block of Jones Ferry Road
between 7:30 a.m. and 2 p.m.
Wednesday, according to
Carrboro police reports.
The person stole $200
worth of coins, reports state.
Presidential candidate
Bernie Sanders promised
to run a clean campaign
against his competitors.
To read the story, head
over to View on the Hill.
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Someone damaged property at 1212 Roosevelt Drive
at 9:43 a.m. Wednesday,
according to Chapel Hill
police reports.
The person damaged a
windshield, causing $250 in
damage, reports state.
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Someone possessed
marijuana on the 200
block of Rock Haven Road
between 8:20 a.m. and 8:45
a.m. Thursday, according to
Carrboro police reports.
Someone broke into,
entered and committed larceny from a vehicle
near Meadowmont at 3:30
p.m. Monday, according to
Department of Public Safety
reports.
Someone vandalized
property at Caldwell Hall at
8 a.m. Tuesday, according to
Department of Public Safety
reports.
Someone committed larceny at Parker Residence Hall
at 2 p.m. Tuesday, according to
Department of Public Safety
reports.
Someone committed
larceny at Peabody Hall at 9
a.m. Tuesday, according to
Department of Public Safety
reports.
Someone committed
fraud by possessing a fake ID
at Carmichael Arena at 10:13
p.m. Tuesday, according to
Department of Public Safety
reports.
Someone reported
underage consumption at
Granville Towers East on
West Franklin Street at 12:24
a.m. Wednesday, according
to Department of Public
Safety reports.
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DTH/CLAIRE COLLINS
The Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II speaks about the history of voters rights in the U.S. at a rally on Thursday. Hundreds gathered in Raleigh to march and protest.
movement.
I am here to support those who
are most impacted by the changes
to the voting rights law, she said. I
showed up to act in solidarity, show
support and demand change from
our legislators.
state@dailytarheel.com
DTH/KYLE HODGES
Owner Shaw Sturton works alongside barista Laura Leech at
Gray Squirrel, a new coffee shop in Carrboro next to Cats Cradle.
his espresso.
Its my first time, but
espresso-wise, its very
smooth, which isnt always
the case with espresso, Sink
said. Its delicious.
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ticism.
Sturm said that rather than
encouraging students to confront those who wish to ban
books, he urges them to congratulate fellow readers on
feeling passionate about the
material they are reading.
We see the starvation in
Africa and we shrug, we see
the people getting bombed in
the Middle East and we shrug
and it just doesnt effect us,
Sturm said. When a person
actually takes the time to say,
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A change of pace
It was the middle of captains
practice before the start of the 2014
season when McCrarys life changed.
UNC was playing a small six-versussix scrimmage.
The ball popped out and I was
going to go for a tackle, and it was a
50/50 chance, he said.
He remembers the scene vividly.
The second it happened I knew
there was something wrong with my
knee, McCrary said.
I hopped off and just hoped that I
had sprained my MCL and would be
only off for a few weeks.
McCrary received an MRI a few
days after the incident, and the
news from the doctor was worse
than expected. McCrary had completely torn his ACL, while also
spraining his MCL in the process.
He had no choice but to redshirt for
DTH/VERONICA BURKHART
Redshirt senior Jordan McCrary practices Thursday for his teams busy weekend,
filled with two games against William & Mary on Friday and Tulsa on Sunday.
DTH/ALEX HAMEL
Jamie Loeb, a UNC junior on the tennis team, went down in a match
against the worlds fifth-ranked player in the U.S. Open on Tuesday.
The DTH sports staff and one celebrity guest compete to pick the winners
of the biggest ACC and national college football games each week.
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Texas at Notre Dame
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Wisconsin vs. Alabama
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Ohio State at Virginia Tech
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Arizona State vs. Texas A&M Arizona State Arizona State
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Washington at Boise State
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Washington Washington
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Virginia at UCLA
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Troy at N.C. State
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BYU at Nebraska
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Senior journalism
major and editorin-chief Paige
Ladisic is this
weeks guest
picker.
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the answer.
Its just me, me not protecting the football, he said.
Thats the one thing weve
been preaching all training
camp and before this game
even started just protecting
the football. I did a careless
job of that tonight, and now I
have to go back and watch the
mistakes again. Its going to
haunt me.
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CHILDRENS BOUTIQUE: Chapel Hill childrens
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DTH/KENDALL BAGLEY
Students bid on bikes that were confiscated and abandoned on
campus. Service fraternity APO organized the auction with DPS.
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Level:
this genre that has gone underground, Noland said. And the
great thing is that there are no
commercial expectations. Its
very liberating.
Its a way to widen musical
horizons.
I like the rawness of punk
music mixed with the avantgarde progressive sound,
Conroy said.
Noland said the music
attracts a crowd looking for
depth.
Progressive rock goes
beyond the three-minute
pop song, Noland said. The
musics not easy but its a
labor of love.
Love might just be how
fans of this underground
genre have found a home in
each other and in Chapel Hill.
Theres this unspoken
mindset that were a family,
Byrd said. I like to think of
it as The Little Festival that
could.
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Opinion
EDITORIAL CARTOON
TREY FLOWERS
SAM OH
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Opinion Editor
Senior history major from Chapel Hill.
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I think a more likely long-term transportation solution for people with less resources is
freely provided driverless vehicles
Editors Note
Sam Schaefer
EDITORIAL
n 2014, UNCs
Interfraternity Council
amended its constitution to mandate that all
of its 22 member organizations require new and
executive board members
to attend a sexual assault
prevention program offered
by an approved group, such
as One Act or One Act for
Greeks.
Both of these programs
discuss a list of topics
including bystander intervention, healthy relationships, interpersonal violence and rape prevention.
One Act for Greeks particularly emphasizes healthy
relationships between
members of the Greek
community and preventing
high-risk binge drinking.
All Greek letter organizations, regardless of affiliation, should follow suit.
This is not to say IFCs
amendment is without
flaws. While enacted in
good faith, the amendment is not retroactive,
meaning older members
are exempt from attending
such a training.
Additionally, this is not
an annual requirement
for executive members,
and approved groups
are ambiguously defined
by the IFC. Thus, a repre-
EDITORIAL
TO THE EDITOR:
I was surprised to read
your editorial All students
deserve aid, regarding the
state of North Carolinas
One State, One Rate policy.
In it, you point to
Chancellor Folts silence
on the issue. But she has
been far from silent. Her
thoughts on the issue were
shared with you early
Wednesday afternoon,
well ahead of your papers
deadline. And the editorial board is well aware
Chancellor Folt addressed
the same issue last month
during a speech delivered
at the National Press Club.
Its archived on C-SPANs
web site.
The DTH Editorial
Board has apparently
chosen to ignore the
Chancellors voice, the same
way it has chosen not to
meet with Chancellor Folt
since July when I requested
an opportunity for her to
meet with the board during the first week of school.
Editorial Board Editor Sam
Schafer replied, it would
probably be better for the
new board to have time to
get used to our work process and get a little experience before we meet with
the Chancellor. It usually
takes a little time to get a
new editorial board in the
swing of things.
Seems like the editorial
board is already swinging,
and in this case, missing.
Since your first edition
rolled off your presses
on August 14, you have
published at least four
editorials that would have
benefited from Chancellor
Carol Folts position, but
no request was made. Her
invitation still stands, but
the DTHs silence is, well,
deafening.
Chancellor Folts
response:
Nothing is more important to me than providing
access to a great education
that is affordable for our
students. I speak about this
often and quite strongly.
My entire administration
is working hard to identify
financial support for these
efforts, particularly those
focused on first generation
students, students from
low income families and
students entering from
non-traditional backgrounds, like community
colleges. Not only have I
spoken at the White House
on this issue several times
and increased financial
support for initiatives like
the Carolina Covenant and
Carolina Advising Corps, I
recently spent an hour with
the National Press Club
speaking about this issue.
As the chancellor of
a public university, I am
bound by current state
and federal law, and North
Carolina is not one of the
states that forgives out-ofstate tuition for undocumented students. For these
students, we must use
funds that we raise via philanthropy to help academically qualified students
Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
My professor, who is clearly
a dad, made the distinction in class today between
fungi and fun guys.
Dear legislature: Please
dont patronize us by calling
$750 a BONUS. And since
were basically paying your
salary, be sure to enjoy
those cushy Pope box seats
this season.
My professor keeps saying
Avocados number instead
of Avogadros number.
Wearing the same shoes
as the new Pit preacher. I
guess that means my sole
is saved.
The University needs to
build a cross-campus megabike-highway.
I wish our marching band
was more like the Bubble
Bowl Band from SpongeBob
in all ways.
Where is the sweater
weather?
Can I just BE a dog?
Why must I contribute to
global warming just to get
a Cook-Out shake? Get it
done, Chapel Hill. For the
environment.
Why does Will Smith have to
guilt-trip me about watching football right when the
season is getting started?
Cant I just watch devastating head injuries for entertainment in peace?
Yall, there was this study
where scientists set up
three shelters for 50 cockroaches, and they went
25 each into two of them.
When the scientists did
the same thing with 60
cockroaches, they went 20
each into all three shelters.
COCKROACHES CAN DO
MATH BETTER THAN I CAN.
WERE DOOMED.
I have a lot of qualms about
flyers this week. When
someone wants to hand
me a flyer in the Pit, I just
want to grab them by the
shoulders and say, Im too
busy!
Im really glad Moes is coming to town. There was no
way for me to find a burrito
anywhere before.
So Chancellor Folts playlist
has Hot Fun in the Summertime on there ;).
Send your one-to-two
sentence entries to
opinion@dailytarheel.com,
subject line kvetch.
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