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my
lungs
empty
and
my
head
dizzy
from
almost
an
hour
weve
been
cycling
between
attempt.
smile
with
small
sense
of
accomplishment.
Hof then commands us to undergo another breathing cycle,
but this time, instead of holding my breath, he instructs me to
do as many push-ups as I can. Raised on a diet of cheese
curds and little exercise, Im out of shape. At home I can
manage an embarrassingly feeble 20 before collapsing. Now,
with no air in my lungs, I push myself off the floor with almost
no effort. They roll out one after another, and before I know it
Ive done 40
I decide Im going to have to reevaluate everything Ive ever
thought about gurus. Hof is a difficult figure to dissect. On one
level he speaks in a familiar creole of New Age mumbo
jumbo. Theres a spiel about universal compassion and
connection to divine energies. Then, of course, there are the
results. His relatively simple exercises make undeniable
changes in my body seemingly overnight. Following his
prescriptions for a week, I hack my body to perform physical
feats of endurance I didnt think possible and earn confidence
I didnt know I had. As a bonus, I lose seven pounds of fat
which
come
out in
my morning
eliminations.
Our goal by the end of the week: to complete an arduous
eight-hour climb up a powder-covered mountain, wearing
nothing but shorts. It will be my own personal Everest, though
in this case the mountain is called Snezka. But even with
these first routines in the safety of a training room, Im not
sure Im up for it.
I am at the mercy of Hof, who wears a pointy green hat that
makes him look like a life-size garden gnome. A bushy beard
frames his piercing blue eyes and ruddy nose, and his body
bristles with tightly corded muscles. A six-inch surgical scar
across his stomach marks a time he took his training too far
In one famous segment, Hof cut holes in the ice and jumped
in while a Dutch news crew filmed. He was drying himself off
when, a few meters away, a man stepped on a thin patch and
fell through. Hof charged out onto the lake, jumped in a
second time and dragged the man to safety. The news crew
caught the exchange, and soon Hof wasnt just a local oddity,
he was a local hero. Someone dubbed him the Iceman, and
the name stuck.
After that act of heroism, Hof became a household name
across the Netherlands. A Dutch television program hosted by
the eminent newscaster Willibrord Frequin asked Hof to
perform on camera. The gimmick was to have Hof establish a
Guinness world record. They planned for him to swim 50
Kuze chooses a bunk next to mine and looks eager to get out
into the snow. I let him go on his own. I will have plenty of
opportunities to be cold when training begins tomorrow.
After a restless night we meet Hof in the yoga studio. He
explains that every training program he runs is different, and
the method varies depending on the constitution of the group.
But no matter how it starts, the building blocks are simple and,
he assures us, our progress will be rapid. This week we will
win the war on bacteria! he proclaims before warning us he
will challenge everything we think about the limits of our body.
At one point Hof tells us to shed our clothing and head
outside. We round the farmhouse to a small snowy field
frequented by deer and the curious gazes of inquisitive
arteries clench tightly and restrict the flow of blood only to vital
areas in a process known as vasoconstriction. This is why
frostbite starts in the extremities. The sudden change to heat
has the opposite effect. Veins suddenly pop open and send
warm blood rushing through cold areas. The pain is even
worse than when we were standing in the snow, something I
didnt think possible.
Kuze stretches his feet toward a box of coals and says he may
cry. Lescelius clenches his teeth and holds his breath. A side
effect of asthma, he tells me, is poor circulation, and the
sensation of vasoconstriction is even more painful. But I like
to think of it as lifting weights for the circulatory system, he
says. Hof nods at the statement. After years of exposing
higher
concentrations
of
it
to
resist
extreme