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10 thursday, february 18, 2010 Diversions The Daily Tar Heel

FROM THE SAHARA WITH ROCK movieshorts


The Last Station to follow, forcing an oversimplifica- barks, but sadly never bites.
tion of a dying genius’s final days.
-Rocco Giamatteo
Ever eaten with the family of a -Robert Turner Story
significant other that constantly valentine’s day
fights? Then you have a good the wolfman
idea of what watching “The Last
Station” is like. “Valentine’s Day,” the new movie
Everybody’s motivations are All this film is missing are three by director Garry Marshall, mar-
unclear — unless of course the per- silver bullets: kets the kind of chocolate-box love
son that dragged you there clues One for careless director Joe that ultimately makes you want to
you in. Johnston, another for the listlessly gag.
And sadly you won’t have the subdued Benicio Del Toro, and, if It’s a flat-out disaster, an undeni-
benefit of a drink to take the edge you’re a real horror cinemaniac, able mess that has been overstuffed
off the awkwardness on display in one for yourself. with A-list actors who barely have
“The Last Station.” Overindulgent in self-referential enough screen time to make an
It’s not especially hard to fol- jokes and assumably understood impression.
low, but “The Last Station” doesn’t plot gaps, “The Wolfman” sacrifices The film follows a cast of more
depict its characters’ motives well. story for exhibitions of keenly styl- than 20 characters around Los
It’s true that Leo Tolstoy, the ized art design. Angeles on the titular holiday, mak-
Russian author whose last days The result is a pointless col- ing lowest-common-denominator
are the impetus for the movie, was lage of iconography with a mon- jokes and gross generalizations on
a complex man, drawn strongly to ster that’s no more scary than the romance, marriage, cheating, loss,
both sensuality and spirituality. Grinch. sex and commitment.
dth/Sam ward These facets of his personality After the mysterious death of his Audiences may be reminded of

M
iddle Eastern rock band Tinariwen performed during a show at Memorial Hall come out strongly in novels such brother, traveling actor Lawrence “Love Actually,” that endearingly
as the famously lengthy “War and Talbot (Benicio Del Toro) returns adorable British film where all the
Monday night. The band is comprised of four former members of Touareg tribes, Peace.” to his home in Blackmoor, where characters magically intersect.
and the group formed in Libyan rebel camps in the Sahara. Tinariwen fuses Hi s s y c o p h a n t , t h e m u s - he revives his relationship with Similarly, “Valentine’s Day”
traditional Touareg melodies with rock and blues, adding a hefty dose of electric guitar to tachioed V ladimir Cher tkov his widowed father (Anthony also finds inane ways to connect
(Paul Giamatti) cajoles Tolstoy Hopkins) and seeds an awkward its stars, but what “Love Actually”
traditional African, Berber, and Arabic music sung in the band’s native Tamashek. (Christopher Plummer) into serv- romance with his dead brother’s had was a decent screenplay and
ing as messiah to a religious order fiancée (Emily Blunt). the room for good actors to show
diverecommends with quasi-socialistic underpin- Eventually cursed by a were- their range. “Valentine’s Day” has
nings and an emphasis on absti- wolf bite, he transforms into the neither. The movie tries its hand
Album from the Vaults: Events: Chapel Hill metal duo The Curtains nence. Wolfman, who rampages through at plot twists, though they wind
Of Night also play. 10 p.m., FREE It’s an ideal that is quickly con- forests looking for human buffets. up coming off more like gags than
Elliott Smith, XO: Smith’s elegiac Thursday
songwriting and languid, intimate Carrboro Home Brew Fest travened by a disoriented Valentin While being hunted by authorities, anything else.
Dean & Britta Bulgakov (James McAvoy) and Lawrence searches for answers in The casting is as contrived as the
vocals have become a staple on Nightlight | It’s everything a good
college iPods since the late ‘90s, but Reynolds Industries Theater, Duke his love interest, Kerry Condon’s his father’s hazy past. Valentine’s Day clichés that bog the
weekend should be made of —
this 1998 gem reiterates just why | In “‘13 Most Beautiful...’ Songs for saucy Masha, who both reside With countless characters each movie down. The list of celebrities
beer and music. The Nightlight
Smith developed such a devoted Andy Warhol’s Screen Tests,” Dean within a Tolstoyan commune near providing a banal metaphor about crammed in this movie is so long it
hosts this festival full of home-
fan base. With its introspective Wareham and Britta Phillips will his estate. men and monsters, the film stag- would take up most of this review.
grown beer and local music. The
lyrics and unabashed misery, XO sing wistful harmonies as Andy Together they give the movie its nates in a state of perpetual fore- None of the story lines manage to
Whiskey Smugglers kick off the
cements Smith’s iconic musical Warhol’s screen tests play dream- R rating with a series of weirdly boding. The viewer constantly resonate. Marshall is no Robert
music at 5 p.m., followed by Popsie’s
prowess. ily behind. It’s a mix of culture and short and graphic sex scenes. awaits the “horror”, but the movie Altman, and it shows.
Field, Lizzy Ross and the Little
rock, and it’s worth the trip. 8 p.m., But the movie is dominated by never delivers on the rich promise Appearances of bona fide movie
Movie from the Vaults: $22/$28
Bear that Barks, and Black Swamp
Helen Mirren’s berserk perfor- of its iconic source material. stars like Julia Roberts or Jamie
Bootleggers at 8. 4 p.m., Suggested
“American History X”: It’s no roman- mance of Tolstoy’s wife, Sofya. The “frightening” scenes fail Foxx feel more like cameos than
saturday Donation $10
tic comedy. In fact, this movie is up This isn’t to say that Mirren to deliver any chills because of starring roles.
there with the most depressing HOG wednesday doesn’t do a good job. Mirren defi- Johnston’s partiality to slapstick Ashton Kutcher disappoints as
we’ve seen, but it’s also one of the The Reservoir | Reuniting three Vetiver nitely earned her Oscar nomina- violence. As the rollicking Wolfman the centerpiece of the story who
most powerful. Edward Norton flex- members of former Durham metal tion for Best Actress. claws through torsos and mauls off conveniently owns a flower shop.
es his acting chops as a skinhead in monstrosity Tooth, HOG deliv-
Cat’s Cradle | Get your freak-folk “The Last Station” boasts beau- heads, it’s unclear if any of it should And suffice it to say that Taylor
this 1998 drama about race, deliver- ers third-degree burns with the
on at Cat’s Cradle Wednesday tiful acting, but devolves into an be taken seriously. Swift’s debut film performance is
ing a compelling performance that same brand of Southern-fried
when Vetiver comes into town, Anglicized British period piece with But Del Toro’s monotonous por- enough to make you hope that it’s
ends in a shocking plot twist. Don’t fury. Human Smoke and excellent
bringing with it the band’s pen- over-the-top melodrama punctu- trayal of Talbot is the real horror of her last.
say we didn’t warn you. chant for cozy, earnest lyrics set to ated with moments of humor that this picture. The bottom line is that this is
gentle melodies. Though the band’s brings levity to this convoluted, The poetic struggle between the your typical mainstream rom-com.
been linked to fellow folk rockers existential mess. human and the inhuman is eclipsed It’s a lousy movie with a star-stud-
Devendra Banhart more than once, It’s a well-shot film with gen- by his Ritalin-laden performance, ded cast that has no shame earn-
New arrivals by: this show should be more mellow erally terrific acting, but the per- leaving the audience dependent on ing millions by further commer-
than mad. The Clientele, autumnal formances are uneven and often Hopkins, whose harrowing turn as cializing February 14, indulging in
Alice & Olivia British rockers and Merge Records unnecessary. the spookily aloof sage is the only romantic fallacies left and right.
Burberry
Design History
signees, follow. 8 p.m., $15 It’s filled with too many actors part of the film bound to shake you As the movie opens and the
Dolce Vita up. sun rises on Valentine’s Day, an
DVF Thus “The Wolfman” unin- off-screen radio host announces,
Elizabeth & James tentionally finds a home in the “Today is special.” Maybe so, but
Ella Moss B-Movie realm of horror cinema. this movie certainly is not.
Frye
Marc by Marc Jacobs Much like one long trailer for the
Patterson J Kincaid revamp that never was, this movie -Stewart Boss
Spanx
Splendid
Steve Madden musicshorts
Theory
Trina Turk Pierced Arrows critique of a missed note or two.
Ugg Australia “Let it Rain” shows the album at
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James Jean
a veteran rocker, Fred Cole offers
k e L iv e ly in advice to his confederates: “Tell me
Bla
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and Burberr your youth/Confidence is sacred, it
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He was given a golden ticket. THE SECRET IS OUT ! garage
Descending Shadows closes with
a track that makes the album oddly
But at what cost? The secret to finding a great place self aware. “Coming Down to Earth”
Summoned by husband and acknowledges that the end is com-
to live is to decide NOW! wife duo Fred and Toody Cole, ing sooner or later for these ancient

The
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