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JOE
PALLADINO
The travel
bill of the
century
oxings been
around for a long
time, but the
world has only
seen three fights worthy of
being called Fight of the Century Ali-Frazier in 1971,
Louis-Schmeling in 1938 and
Johnson-Jefferies in 1910.
Saturday, for the first time
in nearly half a century, we
get a new Fight of the Century. And I was going to try my
darnedest to make sure that I
got to see it in person.
So when the promoters announced in February that
Floyd Mayweather Jr. and
Manny Pacquiao were finally
going to fight after more than
five years of kerfuffle, I decided Id have to plan out just
what it would take to head out
to Las Vegas for my generations Fight of the Century.
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Boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. answers questions from the media during a press conference Wednesday in Las Vegas.
TICKET
They could have filled
Cowboys Stadium for this
fight, but instead it will be
held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, which holds
16,800.
It took months for tickets
to go on sale to the public,
and when they finally did,
there were only 500 available
that sold in a flash.
I dont know anybody in
the two promotions. I dont
know anybody at HBO and
Showtime. I dont know anybody at the big casinos. That
leaves me scouring StubHub.
As of Bloombergs latest
update, the average ticket is
reselling for $6,300. I could
spring for the cheapest ticket
at $3,400, but I want a good
seat if this is the last Fight of
the Century.
Expense: $6,300.
FLIGHT
Im a small-town American
and therefore have never
even been inside an airport,
much less on an airplane. I
actually considered what it
would take to drive to Vegas
heck, I tallyho-ed to
Nashville last summer until I realized it was 2,600
miles away.
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BOXING
HOTEL
Hotels seem pretty nice
and bright in Vegas.
Theyve actually come
down to an average of $420
over the last few weeks,
according to Bloomberg,
because people have canceled their original reservations after seeing how
absurdly hard to watch this
fight will be.
By the way, whats up
with a continental breakfast? It seems like a stupid
name.
I did a little research and
found out that it comes
from the old differences
between breakfast eaten
GAMBLING
When in Rome, right?
Not only is Saturday the
big fight Id put down
$100 on Pacquiao because
the odds are nicer and I
think hell come out swinging early but its also
Kentucky Derby day.
Tencendur, which will
start from the No. 4 post at
30-1 odds, is owned by the
father of one of my best
college friends. Lets go!
Id stick $100 on that,
plus another $50 somewhere in some casino.
Expense: $250.
MISCELLANEOUS
I have to throw in about
$250 for incidentals, including food, drinks and taxi
rides. (Ive also never been
in a taxi. I hate going anywhere that precludes me
from driving.)
Im also resigned to the
fact that Id definitely lose
my phone. Im not one of
those people Ive had my
current HTC One for almost
two years but Im pretty
sure that Vegas has the highest percentage of lost phones
by tourists of any city in the
world. Ill pony up $450 for a
new one.
Some things on this trip, of
course, would be priceless.
Like watching two guys try
to steal a giant flamingo
from the front lawn of the
Flamingo casino before being arrested with the cameras from COPS rolling.
(Seriously, that happened
in an episode I watched a
few weeks ago while I was
playing my self-invented
COPS Bingo, and I want to
pretend it happens all the
time.)
Expense: $700.
SUMMARY
Add up my well-organized
and explained ledger, and
we come up with the price
tag of $8,496 to enjoy the
Fight of the Century.
Surely I can afford it. A
Nigerian prince named Mr.
Kumalo still owes me 20
percent of the diamond fortune left by his assassinated
father. He emailed me a few
weeks ago and should be
wiring over some U.S. dollars any day now.
Aw, who am I kidding? I
cant make it happen. Ill
have to enjoy the Fight of the
Century from here in the
Valley.
Someone let me know
where the partys gonna be.
Ill throw in $10 toward the
pay-per-view, $12 for a 12pack of Narragansett and $3
to tip the host a savings of
$8,471!
Reach Kyle Brennan at
kbrennan@rep-am.com or
on Twitter @kylebrennan1.