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Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
Punjabi Translation:
Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.
One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost
my hand…
After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying
control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a
single word, how silent he is…”
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th
floor, beta.’
‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’
I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How
can you fill lassi in it ?’
Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the
lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta Singh.
It said, “Fine For Parking Here.”
A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.
Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.
Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”
Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”
A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks
them up.
When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance
office and puts them on the counter.
“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my
watch?”.
Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his
dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, “It was a flop idea.”
Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”
Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”
Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on
the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He
couldn’t find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the
night.
The Owner replied, “I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can’t allow you to stay.”
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,”I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can’t allow you to stay.”
He went to the next house and asked,” Do you have “grown up” Daughters?”.
The Owner asked,”WHY?????????”
Santa replied,”I wanted to stay here for a night…”