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was special,
or merely one rabbit
among many.
And so the White Rabbit waited
at the bottom of his rabbit hole,
but Alice never followed him down.
He looked up at the night sky,
and soon the stars
faded into sunlight,
which meant Sunday had come,
yet there was still no sign of Alice.
Ill give her one more day,
thought the White Rabbit.
If she doesnt come down by Monday,
I will come up and apologise
for being too jealous.
The White Rabbit missed her,
but he couldnt come up yet,
because had already set the gambit,
and had to play it through
to the end.
But he didnt need to wait
until the next morning.
For on that beautiful Sunday night,
the White Rabbit looked up
from the bottom of his rabbit hole,
and he smiled as he saw
the spry little silhouette
of the lovely girl Alice
as she tried to climb down
all the way to the bottom
of the deepest rabbit hole
she had ever seen.
she-wolf
the knight had ever seen.
Following his first instinct,
Sir Gawaine drew his sword,
ready to lop the head off
the sleeping she-wolf.
But where is Queen Larissa?
Gawaine wondered.
Perhaps she is dead
killed by this creature.
But there is no blood,
and no signs of a struggle,
so perhaps the queen has escaped.
The knight tried to move closer,
but his armour was rusty,
and it made a very
soft squeaking sound.
Suddenly, the she-wolf stirred,
yawned, and then opened her eyes
to see the brave Sir Gawaine
staring back at her.
It was then that the answer hit him.
His beloved Queen Larissa,
the Lady of Lourdes,
locked herself once a month
in the highest room
of the highest tower
not because of witchcraft,
and definitely not because
of dark magic.
The Queen was a werewolf,
and once a month,
during the three days of the Full Moon,
she turned into a monster,
a creature of pure evil.
As the jaws of the werewolf
closed in over Sir Gawaines head,
he deeply regretted
ignoring the Queens advice to him
just the day before:
But to be a pretzel,
she had to learn to bend,
and so she asked help from her friend
the earthworm,
because he was thin
and slippery,
and could tie himself
in a knot.
Help me, Mr. Earthworm,
said the breadstick.
Teach me how
to become a pretzel.
The earthworm studied
the breadstick
from head to toe,
and noticed her body
was covered in a fine powder
of crushed garlic
and salt.
Id love to help her,
thought the earthworm,
but I cant move
any closer,
as the salt on her body
would be lethal to mine.
Yet despite that,
the earthworm kept silent,
because he wanted the breadstick
to be happy,
even at the cost
of his own life.
So the earthworm
started slithering
all over the breadstick,
lubricating her,
leaving a trail of
slippery slime
all over her body.
Then he started nudging her,
moving the breadstick
over, around, and under
Acquintas Nebula
Designation: Galaxy, Third Class
Star systems: 5
Inhabited: 3
Major planets: Acquintasia, Deluzian I, Phasmid-XG
Dominant species: Human
Dominant race: Acquintan