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Example 1: Its dinner time. Youre watching TV. Your mom asks you to set the table . Dont do it after she
asks the first time, even if youre so bored you would actually rather 23 set the table.
Shell have to ask again and will probably begin her second request with your full 24 name 25,
similar 26 to this: Helena Louisa de Almeida Justini!
Now answer her with a loud, Okay 27! But dont set the table yet. Wait a few more minutes.
Remember, your objective 28 isnt to make her mad, its just to procrastinate 29.
But shell be mad anyway. As soon as she yells 30 at the top of her lungs 31/32, THE TABLE HAS
NOT BEEN SET! DINNER IS ALMOST READY! SET THE TABLE! NOW! get up
immediately and walk to the kitchen or dining room 33 or wherever 34 your family eats dinner.
When you set the table, do if slowly 35 and mechanically 36, like a robot 37, without any emotion 38.
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to conserve
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to exert
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to complete
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utterance
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lazy
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would rather
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complete.
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full
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full name
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Similar
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Okay!
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objective
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complete name.
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to procrastinate
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OK!
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to yell
Lung
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organ in your chest that fills with air when you breathe.
with some qualities in common but not exactly the same.
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at the top of
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in any place that you choose; used for showing that you do not
know where something is.
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dining room
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wherever
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slowly
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mechanically
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robot
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emotion
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SUB-RULE 39
If a question can be answered with a one-word 40 answer 41, always use the one-word answer. More than one
word wastes energy.
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Example 2: Youre going to the mall with your friends. So you put on your best jeans, your favorite t-shirt, and
your coolest sneakers.
Unfortunately, to get to the front door, you have to walk through the living room 43, where your dad
is doing something boring like watching the news on TV or reading the paper 44.
Hell ask, Hey, Ellie (or whatever 45 nickname 46 you go by 47), wherere ya goin? 48 in a very
friendly manner 49.
As 50 youre heading for the door, you should simply 51 answer Out. Dont use a mean 52 or
defensive 53 tone 54, because youre telling the truth. You are going out, and you shouldnt need to tell
him where youre going.
Hell respond 55, Oh. Okay whenll you be home? 56
While youre opening the door, answer, Later, and then blow him a quick kiss 57 and promptly 58
leave. (I guess if youre a guy, you probably dont need to blow the kiss.)
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nickname
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Wherere ya goin?
manner
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Simply
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Mean
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defensive
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tone
to respond
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attitude.
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to blow a kiss
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promptly
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SUB-RULE
In any argument 67 with ANYONE family, friend, or foe 68 whoever 69 shows emotion first is a LOSER 70!
There are a few situations when you can show emotion:
1. Youre telling a cool story or joke to one of your friends;
2. Youre reacting 71 to a story or joke one of your friends is telling;
3. Theres a cute guy or girl nearby who youre very interested in and you want to get his or her attention 72;
4. Youre watching an interesting TV show or a movie;
5. Youre listening to any song that you like a lot (make sure to sing along loudly 73 just to bug 74 anyone
nearby);
6. I guess if youre a guy, when playing a cool video game or whatever;
7. Youre playing with a puppy or a kitten.
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overrated
waste
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to include or affect.
to debate; to talk about something with another person who
doesnt agree with you, often in an angry way.
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to involve
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anger
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enemy
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Intelligence
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argument
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foe
whoever
loser
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to react
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attention
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loudly
to bug
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RULE NUMBER FOUR: GET WHAT YOU WANT
ATTENTION! DANGER 81! WARNING! The following section 82 requires that you exert energy, show emotion,
be agreeable 83, and be proactive 84! Thus 85 you must break all of the previously 86 mentioned rules to make this
work.
PROBLEM:
You saw a cool pair of jeans or a shirt at the mall. Or maybe you want a music player or a new
smartphone 87. Or you need a new pair of sneakers, but you want Mom to spend more money this time.
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to disagree
Softly
knowledge
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to ones advantage
disagreement
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Emotional
Danger
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section
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agreeable
proactive
thus
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previously
smartphone
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RESOLUTION:
1. Youll need to answer your parents questions with full sentences 88, using a pleasant 89 demeanor 90;
2. Laugh at your dads jokes (this is EXTREMELY important);
3. (Optional 91) Dont get into big fights with your siblings (if you have any) for a while;
4. Give Mom and Dad (and your siblings, too, if you have any) more hugs 92 and kisses;
5. Youll need to keep your room clean, make your bed every morning before leaving for school, and put all
your dirty clothes in the hamper 93 on a nightly 94 basis 95;
6. Youll need to set the dinner table without being asked, clear the table 96 after dinner without being asked,
and help Mom and/or Dad wash the dishes after dinner;
7. Offer to serve Mom and Dad a nice beverage while theyre watching TV after dinner;
8. Watch TV with your parents. (I know, this sounds exhausting 97. Youll be frustrated 98
beyond 99 belief 100/101. Youll want to run out of the room screaming 102. But trust 103 us. Youll need to
show interest in what they are doing and temporarily 104 participate 105 in their lifestyle.)
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every night.
to remove the dishes, food, and other things from the table
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after a meal.
group of words that express a statement, question, or
instruction; phrase; utterance.
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Hug
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Nightly
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frustrated
beyond
belief
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beyond belief
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to scream
to trust
temporarily
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to participate
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The length 106 of time youll have to perform 107 these activities will be variable 108. Often, your parents
personalities 109 will determine 110 how long itll take to get what you want. Other times itll depend upon 111
how much money you want them to spend.
Youll be exhausted, but dont give up. Your determination 112 will be rewarded 113!
Match the columns:
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to perform
variable
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personality
to determine
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on or onto something.
recompensed; compensated; to receive some kind of
benefit because of something you did.
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determination
rewarded
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