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WE WENT THATAWAY
PEOPLE NAMED SMITH
MR. ZIP
SMITH'S LONDON JOURNAL
THE COMPLEAT PRACTICAL JOKER
THE REBEL YELL
ME A POEM, BABY
Selected by
H. Allen Smith
With
Ira L.
Smith
H.
ALLEN SMITH
DOK'T
GET PERCONEL
WITH A CHICKEN.
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FIRST EDITION
appeared originally in
Good
Housekeeping.
The
items from
copyright
New
The
1956, 1957,
15 and
16,
&
by permission
of
Chatto and
Windus.
MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN by Pepe Romero, pubPutnam's Sons, reprinted by permission of the author.
Copyright 1953 by Pepe Romero.
Excerpt from TACTICAL EXERCISE by Evelyn Waugh, reprinted by
permission of Little, Brown and Company. Copyright 1954, by
Excerpt from
lished
by G.
P.
Evelyn Waugh.
ly
Little,
made
mitted to membership in the French Society of Authors, Composers and Music Publishers on the strength
of a
poem which
When
and
for the rogue, the fraud, and, even worse, the ghostwriter.
Minou had
bottoms are
written., for
really a
wonderful
example, "Little
gift
girls'
from heaven
for
of
sit down
Minou was challenged; and then, under
would ever
to bottoms. So
girl
supervision, she
If
it
and
ings of heaviness
feel-
and
literary,
even
that
on her head.
It
was a
Minou
actually
read
it,
was
it.
mean
don't
Minou
to
Drouet.
Our own
children,
when
they take
and
said
their
letters are
from children seven or eight years old, for "they tell all
they know, and then stop/' And Oliver Wendell
Holmes
wrote:
telling there
men,
own
I feel
is
"Pretty
in the
sure,
much
world
is
all
land.
and complete candor and awful sinbe found in both the talk and the scrib-
Truth-telling
cerity are to
word
A teacher asked
"straight/'
The
]
a ten-year-old
child spelled
it
cor-
rectly
said,
child answered,
it
"Without ginger
ale."
There
is
home of a girl
sters bickered over who would say grace, and
finally
the
the
".
girl,
.
During the last few years I have been casually collecting the literary works of children and I have noticed
that while
seem
whether
it
be
the formal essay written in school, the letter from summer camp or the note left on the kitchen table for
My
lege before
col-
common
have
essay
on her
it is
family's pets.
error
They
5
trouble,
for some strange reason, with the spelling of "behavior/' as well as "knock/' and none of them ever agrees
have at hand an essay which illustrates how originality can be practiced with both "knock" and "busiI
ness." It
is
a creative
moralistic over-
me by
He
One
big nose.
binsites.
And he had
sites, the gint said if he did not get out of his land he
would knong the big nose of of his face. And he would
have a little nose. One day the man went back to the
you
in spelling in the
not
feel
Two
handed
of reports
in
combed through
doctors
by
at
university students,
Ohio
a pile
and
dis-
covered that
spellers.
some
and
childhood
nomonia, hooprumatic
feavor
and
ing cough,
diptherie. During their
adolescence many are afflicted with asma, accute apendisidus, heart mummers due to rhuemantic fever, stum-
hobby some
list
swiming and
boiling,
some
One
to musik.
Many
will indicate it
The
people
lands
good phiscul
are in
all
Good Housekeeping
wide
as well as
circulation. Consequently,
me
1
additional examples.
seem
to
who signed
girl
who would
It follows:
HEALTH
When
When
2.
If that's all
healthy from
at
all
there
now
humping
humps
is
to health,
on; at
my
my
age
intend to be mighty
I
have no
difficulty
it
itself.
sometimes think
An
tells
me
that
One of the
the
few
lines
by a
six-year-old pupil
on Long
Island,
me by his teacher,
Mrs. Ellen
Tunkel, follows:
was just this Adam and Eve and they had
one
state.
Then this Columbus sailed in his three
only
and
found
more states. Then Davy Crocket caine
ships
took
and
over.
along
First there
a third: "Things
equal to
to write
in
on "Means
mind such
of Saving Life."
matters as
(I
artificial respiration
and
tour-
in the
following:
MEANS OF SAVING
Pins are a means of saving
life
LIFE
by not swallowing
them.
Dickie Buttenheim
standing
human being;
is
a compassionate
at least
he was
all
and under-
of that
when
had
New
visited a
at Halsted
summer
full of
people look
He
returned to
upon
sionately that
vacation he
school
School in
it
many
pigs as
was
to defend the
PIGS
it
CAN BE CLEAN
if
them
a clean pen
to.
Give them a
and green
grass
men
were feding them. They threw the mush into the troth
and the fnush sloped all over the ground.
And the next day the ground was muddy. Pigs would
not be happy if they could not roll in the mud.
Joust make ann electric wire fenc. Then jost have a
gate with electric wire. Then have a pasage way with
electric wire down to the mud pile. Then when
they
come back from the mud pile get them in line up the
pasage way. Then spray them one by one. Then when
one of the pigs is sprayed, open the gate and let him go
into the pen.
Don't feed pigs mush.
Feed them
10
corn.
One
little
baby pig at the farm, fell in the mush. But if you feed
them corn they will not fell in.
They have another troth for water. Make the water
clean. That is a good way to get them fat.
The end.
Judy, had
become seven
when he composed
it.
years old
She read
it
Dickie's age
sis-
write a composition
on "Responsibility/ The
result
follows:
RESPONSIBILITY
Responsibility means that you are able to conduct
yourself in an orderly maner without someone there
ready to hit you on the head with a club. And you are
be alone without getting in treble, and if
trusted to
you do you
There
is
remarkable
Omaha
literary talent.
Mrs. Ruth
M. Dirgo
of
letter:
Dear Mommy:
Please bring
All
visit
me.
3 of the girls in
my
rear.
The
The
R.
W.
Vespermans of Eau
Claire, Wisconsin,
home by their
son
Dear Dad,
Please write often even
lars.
if it is
Love.
Johnny
Schultz of Schenectady, New York, informs me
that when his brother was a child he wrote home from
Ed
camp:
Dear
Mom,
Vacation
is all
most
over. See
you soon,
A prominent magazine editor in New York has forwarded a camp letter written by his daughter when she
was eight. It is a most provocative document, and a
little tragic:
I haven't gone
bathroom for two days and I can't get the
Kondremul bottle open Please write me to tell me what
to do Love Susie.
I
to the
first
card read:
The
Clarkes
made
inquiry of the
camp
counselors,
their
boy
was
riding a horse
of
his stay at
Somky
camp
all his
introducing
them
to the stable
stall,
to his
It
upon
He took them
him
"Somky the
as
The New
camp
insisted
Hores/'
of
boy home, he
favorite mount.
to fetch their
camp
letters
during the
last
its
acreage
its
is
whose
homesick
too.
One from
his
first
a twelve-year-old,
experience in
arrival for
summer camp:
Dear Mother:
You
gave
didn't need
me no money
because the
camp
said
we
am happy
here.
Love,
Jimmie
P. S. Could you send
me a deck of cards?
The New
The
following five
nine-year-old
a farm in
I'll
ex-
Good-bye.
three-and-a-half-year-old
boy of Washington,
Once
mother; he hated
still
little
small
girl in
Dear Mother:
I would like you to explain about the universe when
you have more time to.
Love,
Sandra
In a household where psychology was freely discussed, an eleven-year-old girl and her younger brother
were packed
off to
for
this holograph:
Dear Mother:
I
and
think
Earl.
mean
when
it's
set
apology to rne
will get
you're
problem. I'd
made an
mean
like to
at
yourself
if
help you
is
noway
to
you'd only
solve a
let
me.
down in
Anne:
1. Hide behind big green sofa.
2. As I go like this with my horn
(do da) you start
in with yours like this (whooo) Make it ghostly.
When I give a long last blow ending like this
3.
(whooo do do) we start to crawl out. As they enter the
.
I will
hand.
Patricia
lines,
re-
contains a
and a lesson
of logic,
me
by Anne Hollenbeck,
Moines, and follows:
to
My
favorite teacher
best friend.
is
dog
New
days.
smart.
dog
is
is
mans
town police
examine the blotter and
is
am a man.
In Chappaqua,
write out
in diplomacy.
last
few
consider to be a masterpiece
puppy, and
it
was brown and white with black spots, she lost it the
same day. And Mrs. Chaikin found a beagle hound and
it
it
rier for
lost a
it
was, and
all this
hap-
went out
at
it I
guess.
The
last
Grace
Kelly,
now
a princess,
a child. It
is
had
literary
ambitions
down
stuck
The
villain
is
He
is
dragged be-
him up/'
"No
the
was
Give him
recalls
Her
girl
who
ture/
roadway.
narrative
ended with:
Its
or
a good thing
my
came
in
19
had a book
it,"
he
said;
to write.
"You
write
Once upon
it
down and
I'll tell
it is:
God up
in
Heaven.
And
God
made he
all
When
little girl,
Lila
La Munyon was a
she often
some
cure.
might
effect
play porker
youll
Two
Lila tells
me
be
like
eggs in a sacarrnble.
poem on
the of-
reveal.
His essay:
DERT
home
In the
The
late
dert. It is
is
James
gan to show
her
there
literary talent at
own biography
ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER
My
He was
famous His
life
of an author, as de-
to try her
own
man
a time a
make
a very important
potatoes and vegetables so
He had
tea to drink.
on
salt
He had
it
so
he got
21
it.
things,
He
liked
He had
good
THE END
is
the way
goes:
2)
3)
(4)
(
5)
We
His older
pictures
and
sat
it
sister
stories
and drawing
in the Tribune,
to the
it.
They decided
to suppress
it
it,
to
Once upon
From
brilliance:
THE WOLLF
The
sheep and small cows. They are related to the dog but not leshley. They do not eat
vegatables. There are no wollfs in So. America. They
wollf
are gray.
They go
there necks.
The
kills
teacher
tion told
to gether
and
kill
antelops.
By biteing
No wollfs in lerland.
who
sent
me
"leshley/'
He
I first
wrote
it
but now
can't
Fred Beck reports from California that Mrs. Harold Richardson of Whittier came home from a shopping
trip to find a
Dear Mom,
When
all
a part in the
garidge.
Love,
Harold
was there
all
right
A boy attending
with a
new
come
litter
all
a part.
of kittens.
if
What would
the swithch
man do
if
he had swithed
at full speed
his-
like
Con-
The
when
Here it is:
A HISTORY OF AMERICA
My
THE END
Soon
was written, long years ago, this manuinto the hands of Dr. Frank Otis Ballard
after
script fell
it
Some jokes
Two
small Connecticut
girls
cently
Bunny went on
am
not
home
feed
An
26
She was
little girl
The
case was a
very unusual one because the girl was born with a hole
in her heart. Since the hole was just in between the left
and right side, the blood ran into each other. So they
had to operate. They made the operation by freezing
the heart to a temperature of about 40 or 50 degrees.
You
operated they had more time doing it. After they soed
up the hole, they defrosted the girl and she was perfectly fine.
This
illustrate
by the magazine to
the fact that children do learn from television
little
been
slightly off-center,
Here
is
but he had
We
may have
camp which
informs
lady
most
member
of
one of Charleston's
name
is
and
me
an item, along
not to be mentioned on
oldest
It is
Once
and when ever a gentelroom she got up and gave him her
man came
into the
ment
is
that a page
cute. This
result follows:
My name
have to know the necessary for having the best attention to the tourist special in ladies, not forgeting men.
When I start in hotels I was just 11 years old now
I am 14 and there is the reason that I think I can tell
it,
hoping that
this will
and there
be
in-
meet many
is
here
am
alreadily
known
for
in hotels.
get in the
lottery tickets, I
was ten
Reforma Hotel
years, I
start selling
money on
my ambitions
I start trying to
who
have work
page boy Eloy Olguin, which is a very good boy because he has make it very good too.
This book
Write
is
Me a Poem,
Baby.
When
the
earlier
book was
about young
Jay Egan of Woonsocket, editor of a juvenile news-
happened
to think
near where
on the
my mother was
ironing,
I started,
right
My mother got
and she forgot her
first
and
and
it
TV proTV on
the good
turned on the
all
TV
TV. Many
because
it
frazes
riots,
CRITICIZMS
Some
documents,
I still
think
it is
criticizims
Jay A.
P. S.
it
think this
will sell as
have
good
as
Egan
is
Hurrah/'
Written by me.
me
Now,
it
seems to
that
missed
many funny
tell
frazes.
Second, there
book reviewers
should
they
and John K.
those guys would
3*
P. S. Jay
book
Egan
sold real
hit
it
right
on the nose
as
good
that
as
dandy
The Last
Hurrah.
by a
ten-year-old
said,
Long
somewhat mysteriously:
A BROTHER
wouldn't mind having a brother. But the trouble
dont. And I won't because the person who does
I
cant do
is
it
it.
adventure
story.
In the middle of
it,
Stiver
as
an
however, there
he used
real trade
names, but
is
the story:
AN EXCITING EXPERIENCE
One Winter
my
big brother
went
in the river.
my
None
of us could
bat-
light
was
still
burning brightly.
They
Rudolph
all
Elie, late
by two boys,
batI do.
Once he
Marblehead.
by a
The editorial:
33
fatal accident in
What
practically nothing.
Mrs.
some
J.
Hoyt Geer
me
with
all
of
at the
is
life
COW
In the
medo
essays
by Genie:
THE BAND
A
(Sounds
like
Lawrence Welk.)
TWO
the cat
34
THE RITER
One day a riter came to town and started makeing
books and evreone bought them. But one day he went
broke. And that was the end and seemed to him it was
a bad day. But evre once in a while he'd be lucky. But
that was
(This
all
THE END.
little girl
Genie Geer
and wrote
Dear Nannie
I
am now
sick
tail
and Mom
it would make mintsmeat out of the Cat! but
glad
it
I will
didn't.
Thats
all I
was
Genie
35
me
in
New Orleans,
all
poems concerning
that glorious season when the sap rises. The poem was
sent to me by Mary Rose Bradford:
is
SPRING
The goat meets the goat,
The ram meets the ram,
I will
go fowit
Child/'
The
first
how
part told of
child.
And
It
there
it
paper,
cut.
stiff as
a "board.
Was it a girl,
Torn
by the Lord
lay as
Bissell
is still
my dearest joy,
or was it a boy?
editing his
mimeographed news-
and
playwright,
in the
BIG HOLIDAY
I
by Sam
When
Bissell,
age 6
(A Special Interview)
woke up I came downstairs and saw
Christmas stocking
candy and
tangerine and also
full of
and
I
presents,
I had a lot of
took
said
Glaus.
Glaus.
It's
Bess
brown.
ate
all
of
goofed.
holster
lives
on Riverside Drive in
37
a teacher
New
named
Michael So-and-so
so she
EPITAP
Here
lies
Never
Black
to
Mike
be forgot,
New York
vester of the
We
U,
dont
S. gets
raise silk
her
silk
just
An adjective
worms
in the
from rayon.
Denver is
He
U.
is
it's
turn:
because the
S.
my
much
larger
silk.
is
the
Red Sea
are connected
38
A spinster
Chicago
The
a bachelors wife.
is
is
nearly at the
is
equator
bottom
of
Lake Michigan.
earth
is
Men
Minute
Empire because
West.
British
in the
it
When
you
expire.
by a second-
grader:
The minus
sign
pjus sign
Marc Antony
editor,
come
was
for
Russell, son
six years
him
^%
old
oa
Chicago magazine
when hedecided
Though an
he dictated
at
ac-
penman-
made
39
is
Marc's drama:
Policeman
Society lady
Scene
A television station.
TV
my
stool.
TV
TV
The Lord
READER:
Thy
said
unto
make
INTERRUPTER:
What ya doin'
there son?
TV
TV
TV
TV
READER:
Then
I'll
call
the police.
INTERRUPTER: Eekl
READER: (picking up telephone) Send a policeman to the television studio and catch a
inter-
TV
rupter.
TV
TV
dow)
TV
TV
me to come to?
me out of here.
TV
TV
TV
TV
READER:
Too
-floor)
you busted
late,
it.
done.
SOCIETY LADY:
OOH!
Oh, my!
THE END
Marc Antony
called
original
which he
Words. The
letters
on both
REG. u.
s.
PAT. OFF.
One
don't
defini-
every
second.
EB
EBERCO
FABBER
stops.
GABEO
A doorstep in Mexico.
[
41
A horrible looking
GIZABOO
like
a teddy bear.
HARDY
Somebody that bangs on the table very hard.
Half happy.
HAP
IERE
A snow more slippery than regular snow or ice.
JAZZABAR
KASABAR
NAG
OBEO
POEMKI
meaning a goofy
magazine.
PANNER
PAMMER
QUOTO
RAXS
Noisy food,
SEBAR
likes
Something to
the taste of
WONSOME
XIKAMOR
eat.
said before,
when
selling
As has been
comes the
state bldg
it.
story of a
and
mind
forceful letter,
he
Dear
Sir
RoyRemember when
PS
get mad
I stay
mad,
would
sit
down and
to little
tell stories
lips.
This
is
how it went:
43
men
for
The
story
got a lot in
If
it
you'll
New
stands,
it's
Another
letter
it.
neat. I
studying Zoo-olgy. It
have 2 frogs and a lizzard. Love.
is
Dick
column. Here
it is:
cow
booshs.
around he found
44
five culerd
When
he got
their
One
when
of these days,
sit
down
hunch
it is
get caught
for several
word
"enisfere."
have a
stratosphere.
We
have an owl
all
is
when
and
night.
effect
on me,
especially
on sleep-
it,
me
owl
45
My
been given
more.
to
The
and again
are her
sisters,
is
a cat.
Dear mommy:
I love you. I love
to do.
want to
don't no
what
tap. It
tree. I said to
Love,
Gassy
And we
find
included
among
the unpublished
LAUGHS, PRANKS
AND
SURPRISES
like.
me
and
their heads.
He
were mean to
little
bad
is
to
halloween and
be mean to animals
just
because
it is
the
little
it
it
also
Not long ago the Franklin Watts company, publishers of The First Book of Bees, received the following letter:
Dear
Sir:
Pleas send
colony.
me
How much
My daddy is
of the things
have to have.
I will
by them,
(signed)
Year Frend.
PS.
if it
me
how
summer
am
it is
is
wished that
47
first attempt at
meets with your
my
it
truly.
David L. Hill
me
and
it
here, in
full:
PART
One
police and
Red
came
staff
to stop
among
It
it.
morining that
the
THE RIOT
same night stolen a car from a used car shop and killed
the owner in cold blood from a blunt instrument. The
next day driving along at a
medium
stopped at a
filling
man
came
politely, the
man
but he didn't
man
PART
THE MURDER
II
48
slammed the
Sir,
receiver
7*
PART
THE CHASE
III
make
men
Percy Barnes
Hmmm
me
PART IV
MURDERS ADDED
Red Rock
Institution.
stroke of luck
49
thier
bridge.
one minute
to
PART V
I'll
give
you
have
it
boys. Percy
of the bridge
machine gun
had
when
arm
fell
he had
hit bottom.
YOU DOG
PART VI
The
the
lifts
moaned
"You Dog."
THE END
It
pleasures
me to report that
graph
finished, namely,
add that he
writes, appropriately
The manner
time is
mann
"A STAB IN
in
which some
illustrated in
little
5'
tired.
He
They
leaves.
He
At night he
until midnight.
fascinates
me;
The American
father of today
is
often inclined to
The dog
insurance business/'
it
to take
up
a career as a writer of
by his aunt:
REPORT
and agents of the company,
don't want you to be disappointed if in
My dear friends
I
this first
year
We
figger to.
don't
a start
call
on a
We
we have?
ORGANIZING
company you must have a lot of money.
Second you must get a Liscense. Now go out and sell.
The trouble is we do not have anything on this list n
To
LESSON
1.
start a
a very
2.
TWO WAYS OF
SELLING
modern way,
it is
The
one
first
To
The way
first
step
is
harder than
to sell a policy
is
and then
From
is
$10.00 the
two weeks
that Bill
later the
is
$5.00.
Bill.
much and
53
Then
say
sick
and
is
the $5.00
then he
is
all
is
week
$15.00 and that is what he is insured for. Then
he gets the flew and the Bill is for $5.00 and the
a
later
co. does
to the dogs Master all that the dog was insured for so
the only thing for him to do is to wait another year
James H. Easley,
Pres.
Dolly Reitz, who reitz for the Los Angeles MirrorNews, has a daughter called Eight, and Eight got a
letter
friends.
love you.
love
you.
me
Now when
When we grow up we will be King and Queen.
Someday.
Princess.
West
warded a Christmas
when he was
list
eight. It follows:
CHRISTMAS LIST
legend
very
much needed
%
54
probabal
&
fantasy
&
L. Daizy
Wrist watch
&
#
Supply of bbs
%
#
Set of cleats
&
&
%
#
Lots of books
Electric
Money
In 1957 Virginia Meholin, nine years old, of Steubenville, Ohio, wrote a letter to her Aunt Peg. The
purpose of the
letter
birthday
letter
gift,
found
in far-off
its
it
along to me.
Here it is:
Thank you
it. I
wear
Our
it
for
my lovely sweater.
to school
when
have
warm
it is
really
and wanted
We
to get married.
55
needed
enough.
could not
ing
had
asked daddy
He
mornlooked
said, "yes,
We
him
away.
spaded
Now
are older.
and writing
a report
on them. The
Mark Twain
report follows:
One
wanted
to see
how
it felt
When
while the pauper was having a real good time but always
saying I am not the real prince. The pauper had a mean
56
am
the prince.
The
father
only laughed.
At the end of the real prince is belived. but he saw
how mean the paupers father was so he made him his
vallet
together.
Huckelberry Fins is a very good book to read because it has a lot of adventure in it. Huckelberry Finn
is a kid that ran away from his house because he
like him. So he went
he
and
lost
and
his
away
got
parents found his bed
and
father
his
the
phone
empty
police and they when
and found him. Fm sure that any of you will enjoy
this
I
book.
hate to be a
wants
my
tattletale,
opinion,
Huck
if
but
The
it
it
several times
and
A boy in New Jersey turned in the following remarkable piece of literary criticism:
BOOK REPORT
The book
is
report
no report because
When
is
it
would
tell
you how
it
timed out.
57
she
met
is
new
14 and
girl
lives in hillsburro.
is
We have
if
gone horse
he would wright
made Swimmer,
is
a san flee,
Susan
In
upon
with
my
M.
have come
a single sheet
five
identification
is
the
WET
PANT
YOUS
BAKE
DOOR
58
written
Of Evelyn Waugh,
Charles
J.
Waugh's
carries audacity to
does;
and there
such lengths
is
none who
."
Betting
bet you 500 pounds I'll win. The speeker was
Rupert a man of about 25 he had a dark bushy mistarsh
I
much on your
he had not the sum to spear.
shouldnot trust to
for ineed
The
horse said
Tom
morning.
CHAPTER n
The Race
The
59
lost.
I'll kill
What
him
in
in
The
Fire
Hot on the
Trail
"See there he
CHAPTER
down
VI
A Deadly Fight
This enraged Rupert that that he shouted and made
a plung but Tom was too quick for him artfully dogeing the sword he brout his sword round on Ruperts
other cheak.
Just at that
moment Ruper slashed killed the pelieslept on Toms horse and golapt off.
CHAPTER
VII
foot so
night but
it
was
ful
up he had
man,
Run
Now Tom
rushed throu
he
Toms head.
too some thing wich made Toms blud turn cold it was
a bistol Tom lept forward and seesed Rupert by the
throught and flung him to the ground
then snaching a bit of robe from the ground he bound
foot.
CHAPTER DC
Hung
Tom
then
Ton
man.
hope the
story will
took Rupert to
bet.
Thus the
in
it
and
should like to
servations.
almost
trait
glorious ending of
make
it.
in
common
with
all
own
At those mo-
There
is
man) with
bad thing
he ended up dead
(for
got killed,
Tom
thought
when he wasn't
was
it
sorry, too,
galerpin
he
golapt.
And
have
never in
all
"cuberd" spelled
better.
All that
is
law Club of
notorious Outis
contained in
by
in a shack
its
for
winter meetings and the club's affairs were moved indoorsinto a basement storeroom in the Choate
house. This
is
afore-
mentioned documents.
to
be a
sort of charter,
and
follows:
DEWS NOT
2.
NOSWERING.
DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD.
3.
1.
IF
TENT.)
5.
6.
7.
8.
4.
ITSELF.
9*
1O.
NORTON (PRESIDENT)
PLATT (VICE PRESIDENT)
(SECUTARY AND GENERAL)
FRIS
CHOATE (TRE&SUAR)
The seeds
guessed that the document was drawn up by a dictator, who demanded subservience from his suborI
dinates.
am
not
will
the
like
been
have to move
lookout.
ben keeping up
is absent. I do
think
the club
we need
if
actitives.
new
MAIL.
we
am
BY
will
it? (if
Sincerly
yours,
Nat
PS. there
self
your
one
is
for myself,
Keep
all
That one
that
Nat
is
letter
in a
if
is
brewing,
conditions don't
DEAR JOHN,
I THINK THAT
IF
WE
WE
lovely
and
NAT
And
that's precisely
spearet,
but
bellion,
it
fall apart.
its first
vertible tops
Olivia Mellan
and
"put on a
It's just
If
from
my brother's room.
my naughty,
If ever
little
you should
all
the blame,
guess,
brother.
visit us,
classroom sessions,
Wondering what
you'll
66
The author
and
it is
directed at her
older.
Their mother
that
use no names
in her family.
sister,
poem is
who is two
me
SISTER
hate
my sister,
Oh boy and how,
Fd trade her in
Jersey cow.
mummy
rotton.
No not he,
For he's the boy we're glad to
But when he goes back,
Woe is me
When I see her,
I
run up a
of ten,
or three years
The poem:
I tell
girl
let
THAT HORRIBLE
I
of the following
tree.
see.
as-
signment to write a composition on "something important you learned during your vacation." Among the
essays turned in
By
On my
Iowa and
Eloise
Coleman
my gran
father learned
my gran parents in
me dont get perconel
have stood chicken for dinner and says Orf you go out
and kill a hen meening my gran father. I went with
hed on and
scalted
saw
him
me
chicken.
in
crying
When we
thing but
it
was
drumb
like eating
stick. I
my own
he
rellatives.
cow
says it
if
So dont
Our next
have
penmenship, modern, tall and ambiterrible penrnenship she has makes me un-
old,
tious."
terrible
The
name, which
is
Cillers, or Gellers,
Her
first
name
AMERICA'S FAULTS
To begin with you must remember the fact that I am
from Florida (Ft.-Lauderdale to be exact) so this is
only Ft. Laud's viewpoint.
Some people believe that we are ruining our beautiful
Land
Plenty by putting up factories, changing oldfashioned villages to thriving Metropolesons, and wanting to
make
And
as far as factories,
IF (the
all
ABOLISH SMOG.
been
who went
The
about a
little girl
Aunt
lit-
had
Elsie
Dear Daddy,
Aunt
Elsie sent
me
to
me
kids
an ad for heaven.
love Beatrice
When Randy
velop
told
Randy
write about
to go
it,
and
if
first
submission
follows:
and other
afraid of
for
it
places
makes
and
Some people
it is
leaves
Some
it.
it.
on purpose.
his
ond of a
series of concerts
the
floor.
time.
He
One
of the players in the orchestra saved the panicstricken audience by quickly dropping his instrument,
getting up and snatching the baton. He shouted to the
orchestra to play the national anthem and conducted
them
to stand at attention.
Then he shouted
had
to the orchestra
71
will
first
phony No.
The writing
in the
above
is
for
an
eight-year-old.
through that
much
one
Fm
Once
book
at
the
New
it
literary criticism
is
a certain
was de-
it
on
record,
whole history of
a commentary that could be apin the
It follows:
and
This hook
and
she's talking
plied to
it,
some
when
cided to hand
make
Me a Poem,
children's writings
Baby,
of their
72
One
little girl
was allowed ro
up ju^^^^
stay
* ,.
television. Afterward,
her
Went
the univac.
& Dale
and
as
read
had a strange
it I
feeling that
play follows:
LADY
Would you
like
me
to help you.
BEGGER
No
LADY
BEGGER
Well why
What vilen.
LADY
BEGGER
Oh Fm beggeing.
LADY
Well when
thanks but
are
said
73
me to
BEGGER
No
LADY
Yes
BEGGER
LADY
BEGGER
LADY
BEGGER
LADY
NARRATOR
What Dr.
They
DR.
What can I
I didn't
I
You had
did
better
come
to the
just
come.
just
come.
Come where.
Look don't be
silly
Come where.
To the D rs
.
now
are
DR.
do for you.
Could you please test this man.
Where do you want me to test him.
LADY
LADY
because
do
not no what
is wrong.
have to go to the
DR.
He'll
LADY
BEGGER
Is it all right
NAR.
DR.
BEGGER
NURCE
hospotill.
begger.
Yes.
BEGGER
What opperation.
NURCE
NAR.
NURCE
LADY
NURCE
Is
can't explane
now.
Yes
I'll fix
that soon.
DR.
Yes.
NURCE
You have
Docter.
to repeat everything to
the truble.
74
him
thats
DR.
NAR.
Soon he was
all
better
visiting him.
MARY
GEORGE
How do
And Fd
NAR.
ALTOGETHER
NEW
YEAR.
When
and then
own
words. Let us
first
you to a
castle
we mite
wich
wy
by.
"O
father
money
it."
crule.
is
I ,say
75
boo
to the poor.
shelf.
your
That
is
Why
Im going
to run away.
as far as
know what
his
much
came
soul-searching
it
and had
to
certain
arrives
on the shore
just in
time to see
is
to
it.
castles to by.
No phhooy
talk.
to the poor.
In fact,
it
talk
No
all
about
daughter
appears to
me that
Campbell's version,
agreement.
in
is
and romantic novel was written about 1900 by a nineyear-old English girl, using a pencil and a cheap notebook.
by James M. Barrie. It created quite a sensation and it was so funny, so expertly contrived, that
tory preface
some
now
author,
Young
(a
handsome new
edition of
The
think, because
it
The book
tells
To
put
it
briefly,
Mr.
pursue them, he
Ethel in the care of his friend Bernard Clark.
ambitions and
left
when he went
off to
We
77
Mr
to dinner.
evening suit as
Horace.
I will
show
Many
thanks said
Mr
flus-
Mr
cheered up
78
little
peevish but he
table and
came on the
my
Mr
Salteena in
Well
my
old.
Mr
So
see said
Why
carelessly.
that mean.
it
puzzles
79
The
rives at
This
table
is
my
agony cried
life will
Thus the
stage
Mr
tell
and Ethel
Mr
ar-
Salteena
set for
"A
morning tea beneath his pink silken quilt Bernard decided he must
marry Ethel with no more delay. I love the girl he said
to himself
his
somehow
feel
We
thought.
and he waved
Then he
arm
at Ethels door.
Are you up
my dear he called.
had
bath
my
No dont said
last
night so
I shall
soon be ready as
tone through the chink of the door you are fresher than
the rose my dear no soap could make you fairer.
Then he dashed off very emharrased to dress. Ethel
blushed and felt a bit excited as she heard the words
and she put on a new white muslin dress in a fit of
high spirits. She looked very beautifull with some red
roses in her hat and the dainty red ruge in her cheeks
looked quite the thing. Bernard heaved a sigh and his
eyes flashed as he beheld her and Ethel thorght to herself what a fine type of manhood he reprisented with
his nice thin legs in pale
spats
and a red
broun
trousers
sporting cap which gave him a great air with its quaint
check and little flaps to pull down if necessary. Off they
started the envy of all the waiters.
They arrived at Windsor very hot from the jorney
and Bernard at once hired a boat to row his beloved up
river.
boat.
know
She had a
of
this.
tired
and
They
eat
81
parasole and sank down upon the long green grass. She
closed her eyes but she was far from asleep. Bernard
sat beside her in profound silence gazing at her pink
Ethel he
murmured
Oh
is it
what
Words
for
fail
is
me
intense
you
and night since
in a trembly voice.
he added
I first
fervently. It has
my
passion
grown day
beheld you,
Oh
and
Oh
hard.
Oh
madly you
are to
me like a Heathen
How
I will
As soon
eyes.
My
in his arms
Oh
No
he murmered
face.
My
several times.
Oh
little
did
ever
as this
dream of such
his
out stretched
arms.
Oh
den on the
Take
faintly.
With
pack up
Ethel felt better
began
mains
after a
to tidy her hair while Bernard packed the reof the food. Then arm in arm they tottered to
the boat.
I trust
illness
my
darling murfainted
from
home
Maxine Morris
tells
came
for Thanksgiving
who would be
twelve people
He
went
to work.
same word:
finished, so
When
he
dis-
Maxine came
a leading
New
York movie
critic
came
this:
and the
YOU.
The wife of
home late one
with
at the job
come
to
dig/'
table. It said:
Elizabeth:
if
property
tell
them
no.
if
they do dig
call at this
number
not even
if
The "Trade Winds" department of the Saturday Review recently published a book criticism written by a
boy in Toledo, Ohio. The book was titled Street Rod
Bantam Books.
It follows:
7
have
just read
drag race.
ing his
guess you expect Ricky to sit around suckHe did what I or any other decent man
thumb.
own dream
car.
85
way Ricky
Including his
gets
girl friend.
Oh
first
got his rod. You
a story." Go ahead say
he
may be
its just
when
you
killed in
At
this point I
on people who
Head, or Blue
would
suffer
like to
make
from a virulent
Pencilillin.
There
a brief
comment
affliction, Editor's
something inside
is
posed exactly as
it
appears here.
sent
to
several somebodies,
it.
They
corrected
boy
could not have written those two long paragraphs without several misspellings. I doubt very much if he
put
he put a hyphen
and
"it's/ 1
in "show-off/' I
86
doubt very
doubt very
much
much
little essay. It
some
intrinsic
peared.
to
editors.
tells
Named Lancelot
He loved Queen Gwinevere
An Awful lot.
King Arthur got wise and
said
summary
of
When
financially.
Candy
gum
ribben
15
All toll
23
The mother
of little
sure,
GENCYWARD.
One
spring afternoon
Mona Espy
was
sitting
wish that
Paul Nathan,
who
Weekly,
served as one of the judges in a sixth-grade essay contest. All of the children wrote on the
subject "Courtesy,
ite
was
this one:
leaves us with a
it
missies
Russia.
by
They
Ichabod
money &
lives too.
Imagine that
driving in the suburbs of a large establishment. Having smoked a cigar, he flicks it out the winis
in the ashtray.
Another example
On his way he
.
golia.
him &
a high
is
visiting
Mon-
of a
falls
paw &
Also there
is
it
the expedition and later presented the following report to her parents:
if
litning bugs
Greenich but
we dont
big gardon with corn but the corn is not as tall as our
corn and dont grow as fast as our corn. They met in
who proposed
to
who and he
word he
says.
They drunk
They have
on them.
The
year-old girl
who
lives in
Sewickley, Pennsylvania:
SLIMY
(Story of a
worm
by Bonnie Roberts)
Slimy was resting on his favorite stone of mosquito
larve. He was
thinking about the terrible tragedy of 55"
when his cousin had been chopped in half by a mon-
90
It's
said the
was set down a large hole was ripped in the soggy cardboard bottom. Unaware of this the human kept on at
his digging. "Now's our chance" thot Slimy. He called to
the others to come.
into the ground
9*
of
silently
human
hands.
deep
The
again.
Worm
He was
their hero,
When
was
five years
enough of
life
raphy. This
is
in the
had seen
to
produce an autobiog-
the
there was a
little girl
and she
al-
crazy of a little
then she went to nursery school. She ate lunch and took
a rest and then her mother came and got her. And then
they went home and ate dinner. And then her mother
put her to bed. And the next day the same thing over
again. That' s all.
Mrs.
Mamie H.
me a book,
little girl
named Josephine
Blumentritt.
work of a
The
text fol-
lows:
Once upon
Sweetness.
named
She really was very sweet. She lived out in the west
where a lot of little calfs just like her lived. They wernt
just like her though becouse she was a thourbred calf.
She had a beautiful mother named Elena Maria Elexis
of Greendale. Her mother was a very famous champion.
She had a solid gold bell around her neck. She won it
in a show. Here is her father. His name is "Sir Lancerlot
Alexis of Greedale Farms/
She was very sad because she hated to do everything
7
she had
to.
She would have loved to eat the nice green grass like
little calfs did
but insted
she had to stand
in a stall all day and eat nice fresh hay with vitamins in
it and sacks of specially mixed feed. Poor poor Sweetother
ness!
from
the stream in the woods like other calves did but insted
.
The
She would have loved to roll over and over in the dust
her straw was changed every one hour
but insted
and she was brushed and her tail put in curlors every
three hours. Poor poor Sweetness.
.
One day
came walking
Oh I am
came and
started to put
93
now
on a
hal-
very happy.
calf
THE END
airplane trip:
silver
little
bags to throw up
in.
The
desert
The
life
94
the cakes. King Alfred, fleeing after his defeat at Chippenham, took refuge in a peasant's hut. The housewife, not recognizing
him
him
to
wretch.
about
it."
I'm
tired of hearing
On
MY THREE
WISHES
First of all ? I
outfit besides
famous
TV actress so
receive boquets. I
ten kittens in it.
when
come
off
the stage
I will
95
PAL
on the
subject,
Why I Like
Read Books.
Through the courtesy
of Miss Joy
Chute
was per-
who
Why do children
read books?
writes
books himself.
is
Two
Things.
Be the
head of
my own
One boy
with Bufflo
Bill as
can learn
all
observed,
"Some
like
said that
about
if
third
show
word
of the stories
interesting
(sputniek)
by the Russian/'
right, beautiful
reason for
And
96
to
it is
the
should
like to
PAL papers:
mention one
name
berry Finn's
correctly. I find
it
Hukey
spelled
among
the other
titles
by Luis Carol, Alice of Wonder Lam, Gunns of Montania and the Legened of Sleepey Hello.
In the section that follows are the
I
found most
PAL
essays
which
interesting.
Reading
how to
The
books.
best
way
to
obtain knowledge
is
to
by reading
stories of very
im-
portant and
The most
interesting
book that
97
have read
is
is
im-
called
why I like to
We read
You get
card
at
the
your
liebery.
Murder are the best for grownups. The author of
books learn to get to right books by reading them. I
don't like to be and author of a book but
get good at something they
you
about it.
may
when maybe
animals
to.
with Hucelberry
98
The
nothing
I like
else to do.
to read books
is
me
a lot in these
lent
of
book we
Think about
this questions?
know something on
my
words.
Mark
When
Saber,
and
like to
99
son that
is
interrested in books
is
not a book
worm
like
One day
was talking
is
to
in five people.
farther about a certain
my
When
did find
it
the
of
first
name
still
alive she
his forehead.
And
it
she put
it
on
And he
give information.
We
writing.
and
start writing a
just pick
book.
100
Some books
tell
of jungel
men
While
in
you'll
chance.
I
life.
like to read
Did you
Saint
who
ever
liked to read.
I like
to
know
melite Convent.
life
was dying she said "O my Lord now the time for us to
see you" her feast day Oct fifteenth.
Reading books
Ing you can learn
is
one of
Many things,
forinstins all
about His-
books.
like
When
was
five
that
he wanted to dictate a
story.
This
is
pre-
She saves
from a
terrible trap. It
see bad
men
is
a hole in the
Then when
get out
We
sheriff.
deadly
horses
because she
They
isn't
strong enough.
us
before
we get them.
get
magic and we
raise
our hands
102
We happen
to
be
our
sheriff.
shack)
down
(They happen
or our guns.
Then we
bring
The
is
know
it
It is
it
note-
follows:
CARMEL CANDY
Carmel candy, carmel candy!
It sure is fine and dandy!
It's
pritty
and
It sticks to
neet,
your teet,
The
presence of a typewriter in a home almost always brings out the creative urge in children. Usually
they are content to produce a few lines or a few pages
of nonsense, but not
Mona
Espy.
Once she
got the
CAPTER
Rosley don,t
YOU KNOW?
ME
girl
104
CAPTER II
Father Mollylou asked the next day how do you
feel? fine especially with you here said Father, oh
Father your onley fooling Mollylou said, oh no Molly
I'm not fooling he said, you were very kind and thoutful to stay home and not do that pretty dance of yours,
when
105
CAPTER
dressed
up
in her
bailey costume, there was her Father standing up putting his necktie on. hi honey he shouted Fm all better
he stamped
see???
his foot
down
to
it
what she
he
said.
said. I can't
Mollylou
it she cried,
gee
just plain
Tom
Tom stop
hi sweet cakes
help
it
swee
me that name
Tom STOP
it because you ARE
SWEET.
THE END
dragout
to
girls
(and
fight,
God I
However, that
the story
is
is
what
a small quibble.
interests
The
overall
own
tone of
thought
personal protest
Then
it-
by the fact that Mother is looking at collers magazine (although it could have been a real old issue of
self
106
collers).
is
No
just too
damn
modating
sweet,
The
And
story
Through
think
is
wrong
and Mollylou
to everybody.
is
is
just too
accom-
a conference with
this brings
us to a whole
new
field
of juvenile
literature:
of
my
neighbors
THATS THE
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
had
just
never
guess
Mary, but
Then he
10 7
had grown
He
tired of sitting
so she got
still
Mary
up and ran
me
are'nt betraying
think
dishes.
my ears
Say
heard you and your
said.
What
if
Oh
don't
There
is
which some
me no end.
start
I refer
to the story
many such
is
stories,
which gets
off to a
good
from
I
and she
just gets
it.
would now
like to present
two such
them.
stories,
from
MINTA MARCELLO
I
The Fatefull Hours
was quite in the hospital waiting room. Only the
CHAPTER
All
108
zine
down
to concentrate on.
room where a young nurse stood chatwith an elderey woman, "Nurse" he said "How
ting
is
ends there.
No
baby.
No
seditive.
No
nothing.
A CHRISTMAS STORY
little bundalow.
She was sad and disturbed. Here it was Christmas Eve
and the thermommeter said nindy degrees. There
wasn't even a Florida breeze. She couldnt even imagine
Santa Clause coming to this hot and dusty place.
Carol was only six but knew now to ride a horse as
well as a child of thirteen could. She walked over tword
10 9
the back door of the bundaloe. She looked over the endher eye could see. Suddenly tears formed in her eyes. She could see New
York. She could see the millons of happy faces of peo-
Daddy came
away from
this
house for
to
out for
New
York?
It isn't clear to
Wyoming. The
way to
it
has taught
me
me
story as
it
Around the
Knowing
bert
of
my
it
eyes.
whether
is
she's in
got as far as
the face.
she going to
Florida or
go,
Is
I'll
it
did, for
never forget,
an adjective and
made by
tears.
is
On
Of little girls.
"An
examine the
absolute delight!"
no
And
had
thirty-six years.
diaries,
poems and
letters,
must admit that they are marvelous; yet I contend that many of the modern young authors in this
and
book, and in
its
and 7 times 7
it is
what nature
itselfe
cant endure.
acquaintance, praises me
dreadfully. I repeated something out of Deen Swift &
she said I was fit for the stage, & you may think I was
my
Pride, but
my word
upon
birsay is a word
myself turn a little birsay
which is a word that William composed which is as
I felt
little
my Aunt
is
is
beautifull
which
is in-
Miss
Potune
is
me
heroins,
and
tiss
win
all
it is
my
my maxum and
disgrace this is
and
taste a loadstone is
will follow it
forever.
My
she
killed three
rialized as follows:
Three turkeys
And now
this
have breathed
rats their
as well as
you
Mark Twain
single
dam.
called
"The average
spondence
dictates to
in rickety
and
mamma, who
reeling
puts the
Roman
little
its
corre-
capitals, or
chap's message
on paper. The sentences are labored, repetitious, and
slow; there are but three or four of them; they deal in
information
solely,
no judgments, no opinions
Old Mark Twain was very
.
."
rarely
think he goofed;
it is
obvious
he never examined much of the writing of children in his own day. As I remember the things they
wrote, his own daughters were not labored and repethat
and
slow,
six-
year-old
were
not
in Paris.
This
is
in script
and
Roman capitals:
Dear
have
And
killed
further convincing,
Stock.
which there
is
the conduct of
and a judgment on
ilization, as follows:
civ-
privet pool?
ways of people.
SPRING:
Spring
is
my
AN ESSAY
we
we
When
Spring
is
"4
to
me, advising
me to
peruse
it
carefully, for it
is
not
a lot of snanks
cam apone
a Afrcan
vilja.
The
A fash
help to them
big snank was up in a tree not very far away from the
vilje in a tree the runer went under the tree the snank
the other
trfbs to
was.
him to
(Now
it
ured
it
Back
that
read
it
"5
a villain
Nomra
tion
named
Bill
(possibly
Mr.
Nomra
him
in,
which
is
At dawn
titled
named
own
"TROUBLE/'
illustrations.
Chap-
follows:
men
were
None
secret.
rifle,
took a few
some
food. Soon
and adventure. They all had
been in many narrow escapes but they had never been
so dangerous. They knew that the Indians would make
them trouble for they were not friendly. Here are the
names
of the
going.
Tom
Mix, Jack
Nomra was
going too.
Windows were
and he saw
Tom
galloped in the
di-
puppy laying
on the ground dripping wet and badly scared. Tom
jumped off his horse and picked it up and took a
clean handkerchief and dried him off. Suddenly he
heard voices which were not white mans but Indians!
Quickly he hid the puppy and took his horse a little
distance off and took the harness and saddle off. Perhaps you wonder why he took the harness and saddle
off. Well 111 tell you why he did this. He wanted the
horse to look like a wild horse and of course wild horses
don't have harness or saddles. Then he dropped down
behind a clump of srubbery. He leveled his gun at one
man and before you had time to move he was on the
ground with a bad wound. The Chief spoke in excited voice "Its the ghost indian me no like him they
say he shoot Indians which are good. \Ve shoot too"
A rain of arrows embedded thier sharp points in trees
or thickits of bushs and such undergrowth. Tom shot
six Indians. He knew they were hostile and of course
I
When
"7
Tom
got up got the dog then mounting his pony he jogged along on his horse. He felt sad
because he thoght about the ranch burned up and he
Tom
more then
man
fight,
and some
let loose
They leaped
and the
sheriff
and
his
fighting
desprately and
floor. Finally
his
only one
man
faced
Tom,
faces
fire
it.
of bandits.
in the
Some
them
set
men
the room on
fire,
Tom
the startled
men
"9
fire,
men
Tom
Silver
Tom
was on his
hoofs, shots,
went
Men
hearts.
at
him
Tom
suddenly saw a
120
Tom
found
him
down
to tackle him.
The
robber cracked
Tom
over the
head with a gun. Tom was knocked out and the next
thing that he saw that was he had been captured and
he saw the sheriff sitting in a chair with a man standing gaurd over him. The war with the good men,
bandits, and Indians was over. How Tom wished Tim
would burst into the room. Suddenly Tom's wish came
true. Into the room came Tim and six other men. Tim
and the men who were the sheriffs men shot at the
robbers who leaped out the windows of the building.
Down the bandits fell till they reached a rope which
I do not know who was the one that put it there. But
it was there. As luck would have it the bandits leaped
on to the rope and walked across a ledge which was
jutting out from the building. Then they quickly
leaped to the ground and disapeared around a corner.
Tom shot at the bandits and as one got half way
around the corner he stopped and suddenly crumpled
to the
Now
let us
Tom
had
stop and
read.
Stop and
When
to
them
rest!
carries
ADULTS
Adults dont do anything. Adults just sit and talk
and dont do a thing. Theres not anything duller in
this world than adultry.
Janies
J.
is
himself to fourth-graders.
fourth-graders
way
He
he
limits
Oconomowoc, Wisconsin,
all
the
an Air Force school in Engthe items Mr. Foti has passed along to
to fourth-graders in
land.
nie
in
a collector
Among
is this
bitter
HOW I AM GOING TO
SPEND
MY
SUMMER VACATION
I
am
going to go
swimming
[
122
all
summer
long. Last
do suppers
to
have
Not
get gyped.
every day
get gyped. Just the days that I stay swimI get
ming
gyped. I don't like to get gyped. But sometimes I don't care if I get gyped. Because sometimes
I
So
don't care.
THE END
Mr. Foti
also sends
an essay which,
of duck hunters:
think,
may
MY FAVORITE PET
We had
this dog. It
was a he.
He
my
and got
other pople wounded.
into the marsh
THE
END
The
Smith
said that
it
department of the
carried
no
signature, yet
read.
Here
Miss
library.
it is
the best
it is:
have
and Queens" by
He had a
He ruled
in
half a
A year later
she
bed and
died.
Among
New
lines:
MY DEAR FATHER
your father gets angry or very mad at you,
He's just trying to make an excellent citicen of you.
If
124
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Lincoln was born to his parents
They
usually want to be present and voting when the denouement of a story arrives. Mrs. John R. Becker of
Excelsior, Minnesota, provides us with
an example.
three of
story."
circle,
now
with:
in the road
and was
killed."
and teachers,"
Heaven
says a letter
from
Fairfield,
Connecticut.
It
is
tells
on
class
work writing
ance when a
skit
was handed
(I
imagine
it
John T. Winterich
children's books
old
girl.
tells
met one of
really
ing
wrote
it all
him with
beady
eye,
fix-
lines so
straight?"
am
reminded of
boy
is
this story
in Altadena, California.
fairly straight,
The
first
tilts
little,
the third
so that
goes downhill at a greater angle, and so on
when I try to read the whole thing I have to twirl it
like a
wheel.
It is a
newsy
letter
"
126
and
says:
now and
it feels
Debby
much
terrible
I'm
and I
a drink and we
Juile
We
are going to
the beach Sundy. Twinkie the cat is pregnet again. The
new people next door are going 2 move in the house
the 21.
chil-
SMELLS
Smells are things to know about. When people do
good things they smell sweet. When they do bad
things, they
all.
this.
An
by a
schoolgirl,
PARENTS
We
father, a fowl-fancier
it is
im-
and vege-
which
The
girl's
me
a letter
use of an expression
its
my
is
Little
nativity
The
in Illinois.
Egypt
expression
travels, I find
other names
has
many
I know
of other localities.
who
children
refer to
it
as
among
my
children
a family of Connecticut
"Big Dooty."
And
know
But
on the subject.
let
us get at
my niece's
letter:
Dear Daddy,
Since you say
know
doesn't
it
make much
Ruth and
I are
going to. I
don't care.
man on
am
since but
am
Game
We
Andy,
Friday. Their
now and a
next man got a
listening
and the
droped
and
all
3rd
and
ist
it
Goosess
let
day.
Mother and
128
Cleaned out
am
playing football
all
the
stuff
is it
back
fun
we
Your Loving
Daughter
Jean Ann
If
you
sion,
it is
what the
dum
goosess did
that Jean
all
tells
a very proper
well-to-do family,
this:
Dear Mother:
I
much
please send
me
a coil of rope
love
Terrell
xxxx oooo
Mrs. Leah C. Grimes of Binghamton, New York,
has forwarded a biographical essay written by her son
when he was
nine,
essay:
ROOSEVELT
Long long ago when Columbus came, a few years
before the World War Roosevelt went to Africa. He
He said
many kinds
of anamails.
it
The
an
individualist
when
it
comes
to spelling.
When
he
"She
When
is
he was
five
girl in this
he had an attack of
town/
intestinal flu,
It said:
HOTEL RECTOUM
KEEP OUT
Poem, Baby.
130
Mu-
seum
Today we went
dinosaur
is
to a
museum.
its
bones.
girl:
food. His
Ann.
her.
by an
loved
called
Who
He
mind
wrote:
end of
essay written
it
for
its
is
little
authenticity,
it
to the
it,
so
it
must be
TRUE GREATNESS
A person
it.
It
is
but
it's
in the
again,
&
this
it
on the
grass,
it
over
where
it
But that night a dog with dirty feet ran over it.
When she saw what was done she didn't cry a bit. All
she said was: "Ain't it queer he didn't miss nothing."
That was true greatness, but it is only people who have
done washings that know it.
it.
That was
true