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tt's hord to believe thot ofter so long, A Show Of Honds zine is finolly
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in your honds ond out of my heod, where it's been festering qwoy
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relentlessly [or o mighty long time. I first got the bug to do o zine
when my fomily moved to Columbus, Ohio, in the summer of t
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wo5myfriendsMottondBrqd,HeotherondSteph,JoeondAndy,_
ond o smoll, homemode photocopy publicotion colled Rotten Ffuitrhot feCJgt
gove me my first toste of the little-known world of fonzines. Like
zines, it wos written becouse evelfone putting it out hod something
tr ro soy. They hod thoughts ond ideos thot they wonted to shore with ] ll
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U NAS >r oiher people. For them it wos o woy to express yourself thot could
reoch hundreds of people who hod similor ideos, ond some thot it-TE
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didn't. lwos eighteen yeors otd ond lwos truly, modly, deeply, fully
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ta then. I om definitely not some totolly greot writer, I om not o
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tolk obout something thot's importont to them, or reoding o letter thot ,\A L)
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come from someone's heort. I guess it's just one woy of deoting with --:- lr
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I meon, I don't wont to corqy on like o totql lets-oll-get-in-touch-with-
our-inner-child domn hippy, but here it is: being possionote obout
something, obout ideos ond oll thot, is whot mokes life interesting ond
worth going on with. Discovering things ond thinking obout them,
using your energies to come up with cool ideos thot con become
cool reolities, tqying new things, oll thot stuff. lt's whot mokes life
good.
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And to be honest, I'm sick of people soying there's nothing to do.
Becouse you've got o broin ond you've got ideos, ond if it reolly
bothers you thot the sort o[ ploce you wont to hong out ol doesn't
exist, then get together with people ond tolk obout whot con be
done. See who knows who ond where you could get possible
funding. lf your big whine is thot there's no good live music here,
form o bond for pete's soke! I know people who hove got off their E
lozy osses ond formed bonds (one of which hos become huge ond
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done it independently), record shops ond moil order record
|flt distributors, storted their own record lobels, opened clothing shops,
produced zines or written for them, ond orgonized ond stoged music
+1 shows ond porties. I soy people don't tolk enough ond oren't friendly i
Forever More!
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Isaue #t.
During l99l ond 1992, when my fomily wos living in Americo, one of
the first friends my sister ond I mode wos o guy colled Mott
Prenoveou. Mott lived less thon five minutes' wolk from us, ond
pretty soon we hod storted going to school in the mornings with him.
Over time, Mott become one of our closest ond deorest friends. He
hod this omozing lough thot both of us remember cleorly; it wos reolly
infectious, ond every time Mott loughed you ended up loughing too,
even if you didn't know whot wos crocking him up. He wos one of
those guys thot hove o subtle but hilorious sense of humour. ln group
photos he used to do funny little things thot you wouldn't notice when
you were toking the picture, but when you were exomining them
ofter they got developed, you'd notice thot Mott would hove o
wocky expression or be holding his crotch. He mode me lough so
much.
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Whot reolly stings the most is thot when Mott died, he wos only 19
yeors old. He possed owoy from complicotions due to concer on
Mondoy Jonuory 31, 1994. He died less thon o yeor ofrer finding
out he hod it. t con't help but think thot he wos too young to hove
concer, ond certoinly too young to die. lt's so unfoir. This guy with
so much promise ond so much fire, ond now he's gone. I wish he
wos oround so thot I could tell him oll this stuff to his foce, insteod of
sitting here writing it, ond thinking moybe he'll never know how much I
opprecioted his friendship, how much it meont.
Bock in those crusty old doys when I wos iust o young nipper, hoving o
best friend wos one of the most importont things in the world. Eveqyone
I knew hod o best friend ... eYen those kids who hung sullenly on the
outskirts of the quodrongle ot lunch time hod onother outcost buddy with
whom to squosh onts. I never hod one best friend with whom I grew up
... octuolly, lwent through severol, depending on whot grode I wos in
ond how much my lost friend hod chonged (or how much I hod chonged
too). lt didn't reolly motter much, becouse there wos olwoys someone
else's homework to copy, ond someone to ride home from school with'
Being oport from them, sometimes you even missed them, ond you spent
hours on the phone loughing obout the boys in your closs ond the
teochers you hoted until your mother wos threotening to hong up for
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thot you reolly
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rentollour
H : E $ i "ra I derp"rorely wonred ro forget obout it oll ond
E ! I S E ;;:s wirh rhose otd pols I knew ond loved. And eoch of them soid i:T":
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misery ond I hod sworn to never cut off my friends becouse
there wos retimes
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,.'.'1, n"r sorely. Bur more importontly thon thot, by
leoving out vour
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liptf ,.rr.;rn omok or 4.00 om, steoling people,s gorden gnomes
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rideoirig the whole event. And o week or so loter, when you
get oround r the last --,
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t'$Y $'ffilEt n the sam€
My boyfrie, to colling them up, r they feel
well, but n second hond. -.---- n.,' aoour our friendshlp
Other golbrs thot go there trr proctice kindo get shocked v"fien they see me,
1 they think l'm some kind of freok ond they sometimes oim ot me when l,m
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I frrpp"d on the door, ond the bus driver (unho wos nowhere in sight) quickly
ir*p*d up out of o seot ond strrrted pulling his ponts up. He fumbled with his
belt ond iurp"d into the drivers seot. He opened the door ond nervously
wotched os I bmrded the bus, os lwolked up the oisle, I spied o Picture
mogozine (Austrolion mole T &A publicotion, yown) lying open lo the cover
girls' double poge spreod! As I took my seot, the driver lunged out ond
grobbed the mogozine ond shoved it into his bog. He looked ot me
nervously in the reor vision mirror, his foce wos redl Poor guy, I must hqve
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And don't give me thot "lt You Con't Toke The Pit Get Out" shit. Thot,s €
bullshit, becouse I con toke the pii. Whot I refuse to toke is the fucking
oeriol ossoult.
I reolly don't wont to get to the poinf o[ porting like the Red Seo when o i
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Butyou con believe ihoi if I see some punk oss sucko witlr size I 3 steel-
toed shit kickers on, iumping oFl olo speoker leet first, they'll be londing
on their own.
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rivolry ond my fervent obsession losted for yeors.
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chod, over the yeors, went out with oll three of my best friends. r don,t
think I ever quite forgove ihem for thot, os they knew how I felt
obout
him. Toriured in bed oi night, l'd preiend thor he did it oll to moke me
ieolous. We were teosing friends, ond every once in o while he would
focus his ottentions on me, long enough to moke me hope,
but stop iust
shod' I hove bitter letiers to him never sent, forlorn little pillows *ith hi,
nome embroidered. The one piece o[ memorobilio thot stings me the
most is o poge ripped out of my sixth grode diory. Here,s o copy:
To Myself,
I hereby declore ihof when I om old enough to octuolly do something
obout the woy I feel obout chod Dollison, r will. r promise thoi r will I
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Wcry woy bock in my finolyeor
of high school, I begon reoding feminist
Lbr" I knew it, i*o, hooked. Not on mon-hoting, not
fuir1, regulorly, ond
chorged holf of humonity rolher'
on pinning the blome on he testcslerone -
myself, stond up for myself' ond to
lwos leoming obout how to trrke core of
know ond demond mY rights'
Friends of mine osked, now lwos interested in bminism, wos I going trc shcnre
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lv1on, thot reolly pisses me. I $Meor l've hod this conversotion o million times
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..,.;;:..-.rl7t. some peopre, feminism is still (unbelievobly) something to be
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thot feminists don't
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tum feminisr, ond let guys believe
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A womon is often meosured
by the things she connet
conirol. $hejs meosured by
.the woy her h,ody,curves or
doesn't curve, bv where she is
flot or stroiqKt or round.
She is meosurEd bv 36-24-36
ond inches ond'oqes ond
numbers. bv oll th; outside
thinos thoi dbn't ever odd up
to riho she is on the inside.
And so if o womon is to be
meosured, let her be
meosured bv'the thinqs she
con controll bv who ihe is
. ond who she'is trying to
become. Becouse os every
womon knows, meosurements
ore onlv'stotistics.
ANd STATISIICS LIE.
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Seems like oll of the kids in the scene ore coming down on God these
doys ond ihe old television people ore moking money off of him. lf you
think obout it, I think God lost interest wiih people in the eorly 70s (the
some iime disco wos invented ond Greose wos the lotest thing on
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Broodwoy). Ever since ihen the poor guy hos been getting exploited to#
ond stuff. I iust think ihoi moybe he deseryes o voice for once since he :lhi
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con't reolly tolk or onything. 'Couse if I were God l'd be reolly sod
obout whot's going on ond how everyone hos got some silly belief thot
would moke people die in wors over me, kill themselves, punish innocent
people ond then moke money.
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't God ond noture os the some thing. I don't know whot religion ihot'd be
-gf;-- but thot's whot I om. Anywoys, I think people mode up religion so thot
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they could set up o few rules for civilizotion ond moybe grow into
empires. I think thot moybe thot's why God lost his populority in the
eorly ZOs becouse there wosn't onywhere else to go in the world.
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fu:vct asCanEatMyShorfs
Hi! Welcome to Shonnon's punk rock record rsrievn. AAost of he stuff I revion is
cnroiloble from:
Remember, slcy punk fuck grunge, fuck corporole record sbres thot don't dl vinyl,
coz vinyl is punk!
It is frrcking omozing how this bond con chum out [P ofter lp from the sorne
fucking chord progresion. Whot reolly put me off this is the hctthot eddie (Pecr{
Joml Vedder sings bocking rrccols. Fuck yuck. Bod Religion one meont o lot o
me, now they bie the big one. Pseudo grunge core ot its worst. Sdl-o$wrillen oll
over it. Give me'AgoinstThe Groin'onydoy.
Epitoph 1993
Pinch me, I musf be dreomingl This is the best thing I hove heord in o long while.
Kindo likeJovbreoker ploying snuff songs if theywere English. No, lcon,t
conpore rhis tp, it is fucking owesome. Cool ndodic punk rock with gruff vocols.
Stond out kocks ore 'spdng Tirne' ond 'Not A Do/ Goes By'. Bliss.
Roughneck I 99t
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Toe To Toe ... Unonimous Points Decision 7' EP
lmnnculote fdlo* up kr their first EP. Toe To Toe ore the kings of the Aussie
l'nr&o'e hop. Clocharork drumming ,rozor shorp guilors ond ftotl's crwesorne
rocols remind me of Bold nreets Gutiennouth. Complebwith on owesorne
rsrdition of The Germs' 'Medio Blit1. Fcnre cut The Edgd. fu wo* guys!
.l993
funch Drunk Producfions
Dischord 1993
I don'tgive o shit if they're on o rnolor or not, but l'm o sucker br sko core ond the
Bosslones ore on t.op! The bros seclion iust does it fcr ne. Stond out hocks ore
the title hock,'Some Doy lsuppose', ond the cover of Tin Soldiers' (Sriff Litle
Fingers). Your hoppiness is guoronteed. Steol o copy coz it costs thirty bucks from
Virgin.
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Mercury
Pennyrvise ... Unkncnvn Rood CD
R.l.P. Bod Rdigion. Pennpvise shits on you. Awesome follow up to their first ond
clossic self titld LP. Buzzsov gurilors ond coolvocols nroke this o reolwinner.
Mrsic'fi'skote tol My fore kack is 'h/s Up To M"'. So.ry guys, I tried to b
sceplicol obouf fhis, but lcouldn'tl l/s ovesone!
Epitoph 1993
lhis LP hos been out for o yeor. Awesome, lotolly originol nelodic Oronge County
punk with choruses thoi stoy in your heod for months. Toblly unbrgettoble. Punk
LP of I 993 ecsily
,l993
Dr Stronge
l've seen thern live ond I reolly liked them, one of the few Adeloide bonds thof
kept
me voguely interested from sftort to finish, but I wish *rey would drop rhe
funly
white boy crop. ls itig5f me, or ore they funkier on record thon live? Over oll, i/s
o gd recording, cool musicionship ond songwriting, but pleose drop the funk
trip. More bross, less funk. Funk is deod. Apod hom thot, the clowns rule. (well,
live onpvoy!)
MDS I993
EiikiniKill ... Rebel G\AT'
Their fifth 12" venture ond it kicks oss. Totol buzzsow pop punk. Ben's vocols
dd hods ond cohhy chord progressions. Cool follov up to lost
io1qlly rule, some
yeo/s disoppointing lWggld. The coolest trock is "lhrift Store Girl'. Awesome.
lookout Records 1993
More sko core! lhese gqfs ore like The Vondols meets the Bosstones. Bross
selions reolly do it for me. I love 'em. Oonge County sko punk.
Dr Shonge I 993
Two owesone, thorght provoking songs here. Totolly enrolionol pissed off ond
sincere, slightly woiding he emo core log. 'Conneclion' is obout the right to oct
the wcy you wont of o shcnv, doncing eE; Mr. lvlorgon' is o loblly cnvesone epic
obout oging but still feeling young insi&. funk!
Coiheter-Asembly 1993
Ponsy Division ... Undressed l.p
You know, il,s cool ond oll thot this bond is breoking
grannd in the horno core
sbkes, but the music is shit! rfs funny ond oll,
n*,y
uut ir, thing. And nq lm
nofo homophobe.
.l993
Lookort Records
the newoddition
Awesome punk rock from this Eost Boy trio {nowo foursomewifh ;
Epituph 1993
Awesome Ohio punk rovk! l'm sick of rwing obout this, so l'm not going b. 'Up
For A Downslidd rules. Truly huly owesonn.
Crypt 1993
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Blccd, Hca;ts
l/s only been o bw doys, so ot the rnoment l'm eniof ng the ropturo.rs lhroes of full
blown heortoche. Lucky ole rne, l've never been heorthd<en bef<xe so now l'm
leoming one of life s hor&st lessons ot the Shool of Hord Knocks. I olwcrys
thought lwos o very slrong ond stoble person emotionolly, ond olthough I con still
feel thot shength in me ... it's like ifs ever present, yor know? ... beling like this hos
nrode me go kind of shoky ond wobbly,[or o little fime ot leost. People olwcys sry
experiencing heortbreok will nnke you o shonger person when you get through it
bloh bloh bloh ... I hcnre olreody been given this odvice ond ot he nroment it
doesn't reollywqsh with nre. VVho knows though, nqfbe in six nronths tine fil be
sitling down *ith ,ry'friends hwing o gd old hee-hcnv obout The Time I Got My
Heort Broke, wtrot o knee slopper hotwos. When you're heo*broken il's so hord
to imogine whot ifs like fro not be heortbroken. Ihe reol rub is seeing hoppy
couples together, olthough heoring my porents orgue, on the other end of the
scole, gefs me eclgy ond initoblebo when normolly I ius' don't give o domn. I
know it's hord for my friends bo, becouse oll they con do is drog out those old
cliches ond kick lhem oround iust one more time. Hey there's other fish in the seo!
lf he didn't oppreciote you fien he's not worth it! One dcry yor'll look bock on this
ond lough yorr bol heod off! A fust'n' furious gome of Uno beots o guy ony
doy! Hey, guys suck onyrvcry! Who needs'em? Just becouse l'm crying into my
quiche doesn't meon I needed him, does il? Honestly, the whole business of
heortbreoking iust sucks no motler where you stond. Definiely, the hordest port is
hing the unfotunob who is getling the heorrheok. But it hoppens o qll of us
sooneror lobr (o. so l'm told, onywcy.) H*ing been in the unenvioble position of
hing the heortbreoker, I olso kno,,r hot unles yo;'re o cddsss ruthless Fuitof
solon, il's reolly honible b do, ond it octuolly does hurt. Quite o bit. Then there
ore he innocent byston&rs friends ond relofires who ore firown into the
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distinctly uncombdoble podtion of hwing lo combrt. This is not everyone's fore.
Therds nothing quib like pouring yo.rr heort or.rt kr sorreone who sits there helples
ond wordles, struggling voinly to ftnd sonnthing onyhing to soy. Um,
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you're ... you're ... you're btter off without him. Yeoh, tho/s it (Con I go now?)
Steer cleor of those unscvoury choroclers who encouroge you lo wollow. lvlost
times they iusl wonf soneone lo whinge cnvcy fie hours with. Don't bie the boit,
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or you'll be pining cnilny br Mr. or Miss Almost Kind Of Rigtrt But Not Reolly long
ofbr you would hore been hod you toughed it out even on your ovn. My mum
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told ne b throu myself into my work ond it would seem o lot eosier. She's sor"t d
right, but I don't think thot denlng o situolion conrplebly is going lo get onnvhere
either. lt's like iustobortevery other lucking thing in lib, you hwe b find ilrot
perfect medium ... don't gurgle up inlo penrnnent phlegm boll of self pihy, ond
don't sweep it oll under the ofohon with o p*lq, aerything's line iust fucking
dond olright vnile slop@ forcefully on your ftrce. I fed bod bur&ning nry
friends with my unhoppiness. Port of me thinks thot theyll g"t t"d| si& n deoth
o[ mywhining if lge into ony&roil obout my feelings. Heck, Im lmcn.rn ftr being
hoppy ... whot if fiey grow fird of the me who is less thon chirpf Which is one
reolly good reoson for keeping o ioumol, writing letters ond sbries, ond of course,
doing o 'zine (not hof l'm biosed or onything.) Athalgh (ogoin) i/s not t,o @
go completely werboord, it is good to look ot hovyou're feeling ond whotyor
con do b set obout rnoking things htter. lfs not reol eoqy fro do ot first, ht b
honestwith yoursell ond vrlren you're g""d ond reody, bke o decent bok. Be
with people v"lro nrcke you bel good, if yo con. lf yor like your cnin conrpony,
then go br broke ond spend some tinre with yordf. Just don'turollou"trump
oround if you con hdp it. When you bd yordf getling better (ot the risk of
sornding like o iumped up df help book) then i/s o domn fine thing to go orond
kind of rsvord yourself ... fuck if, you desenre it, yo; survivorycru. Bq'or steol
yourself *e rnoon if it mokes yor bel g""d l'm still kind of stuck in thot dd
mindworp which hos yo,' thinking thotyou'll never find onyone quite os perfect os
thot fishswomp hot broke your heort in the first ploce. This is the firstond only time
l've ever been in love, but l'm young (ond toking on educobd gomble fd h willing
to bt the form thotyor're under 501 so there s o pretty good chonce thot both of
us will find someone else, ond moybe if we're reolly domn lucky ond eot oll our
vegebbles, thot sorneone else might even be btter! A cheering thought, don'tyar
rhink? l've lcrund thot ofier you've got most of your crfng out of the woy, yol're
octuolly foirly producfive. lnsteod of stewing rnodly o/er o situolion thot I couldn't
V, be fuckd trying lo rwerse, I om putting my energies inlo other things ... like writing
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\ this sorry litle piece, so iust in cose you're reoding this ond feeling like mcryb
we're in the some bmt here, it helps b know fiotyou're not the only poor sucker
going through it! Hwing been doing little but tolking obout putting out this 'zine
br over o yeor, I Ht hot this wos the ultimote opportunily io g€f ny oss into geor
ond get itgcing. Don't let thot fishsvomp stop you fronr doing things yar enioy.
Useyorr lime fo gef creolive ... slort pointing, droving, writing sbries, songs,
onyhing. Express your fedings ond don't lef hem slcry insi&. lf yor.r're wonied
obout letting it oll $y in front of yorr fomily or friends, then puf it down on poper.
Woittilyou've gotyour house toyourself, fien tum up the music reolly loud ond
screom ond yell your heod off. Strongely enough if con be quite lihroting to
throw your heod bock ond yell outwhot o slinky oss shit sipping spovn of o
sevenih son swine tl'rot fishsvomp reolly is. At firstyou might bd silhy, but then otl
of o sudden i/ll sbrt feding reolly g."d ond you'll wind up lering ir oll rip
regordless of whof yor neighbours think. You ore well within your righrs b moum
sonrething you hore lost, ond every person needs their own lime kr do so. Don,f
b intimidoted orwonied into hiding ollyour feelings or/oy. lf you find you con't
tolk to sorneone obout it, hen work throgh it in your heod orwrib it down on
poper. A6 l've soid before, some people ore iusf no good ot being comfoding. h/s
not thot they don't core,
ifs lust hot they gef uncomforbble ond they don't knov
quile where to bgin or whot io sry. Don't be roo hud by it becouse you,ve got the
strength within you to getover this byyourself. Reolly honestly. Of oll people, you
con ot leost h stroightwith yourself. Toke os much fine os yor need ond don,t
forget to remind yourself vrirot o fucking remorkoble specinen of humonity you
ore, goddomn it And heclq if oll else foils ond you're on the thin edge of the
weclge (os my mum puts it) then wrile me o leHer ond ell ne oll obout if ond see if I
con't putyou right. Give it time, bombino. Remembr how weryone olwoys
onnoyingly srys thof time heols oll, ond even you ond me hwe to odmit ifs true.
Before you know it shebong! Yor'll be cool os oll geFout.
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Soundtrac( o'So wott
Feeling sod ond suicidol over thot horrible fishsvomp thot
broke your heorp
foeryone telling you to look on the bright side, there,s other fish in
the seo?
Well, for o dcry ot leost, why not hove o good mope oround ond indulge
yourself in o whisker of self pity. Buy o 7s%fumily block of chocobe]
drown your sorrows in the potent beveroge of you,r choice, ond whine
o^/oy
the hours listening to these, our fovourie heortbreok songs.
Go oheod ond
weep yourself dry.
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(liveI Me Jo, -- The Po,-f.idge Fanity
Bactr Any Man -- gszs
Kiss The B"tile __ J;rbFeal(er
kitl Foy M, --
Th" Sp(atterheads
4oo $ue,(s _. R.re renol Ho"f on
H.uf
Whal Coqlo{ I
Have Done -- J clrvvelt
Do Yoh Loue Me Now i --
Thc greeders
4ce -- The D€rce4 c{anfs
0nThe Te{ephohc -- glonctis
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IVever QYu;1q Up O^ yoo -- The Parariles
Clea" Aay Altf;" -- go,ud!
I Doo'l- h.Ionna
0 Be /n Love
6e {n hjilh fo.r--
Lore Nlr^ roq-' )trcrcfirhdf
Screecfiin
htto'/(
Qo -' Ha,d ons
A in'', Goana kl Yor.r
Ert, Th. l.^onheods
lonug Bo,, -- Th. {ex Pishls
Twu Fric ndY Cringer
Don'f tearg Me -- Qreen Day
fir;ngrlhtro*aaah Norq
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Luno Molt or Roinbow Chip Frddo Frogs
oof{odils
Justenough vodko, line ond lenron to mokeyo' slightly
di=y
Poppy King'Lusfl ond'lnspirotion' lipstick
Kissing
f.ople*ho nroke you hel g""d oboutyourself when you're oround them
Pineopple geloti
looking crozy
Dir.o ion.ing with soneone who doesn't core much obout
Driving your cor reolly fost down o dork rmd
O.pplng oround fio o friend's house for on hour ond skyng oll night
lflzlnns$"$esrsts af.X,ifg/
d
ftery locls. lmyrlf hwe been hookd on rd hoir ftrobolfouryeors nov, ond fve
got no intention of giving it up. Hov could onyone? When yor think
of hov in old
tinres rd hoir signifid o hof ond posionote noture
even!!!) ond
{hor-heodedness
wos linkd b mogic ondwitchcrofi... well,yor
iustcon,tgo postred hoirfor
sensuorJsness ond myslery.
Domn those lucly peopb who were born with noturolly red or oubum hoir ... it looks
so good! lvlony peoplds noturol hoir-cdourolreody hos o smifren of rd in it...
brunetles usuolly hwe o foir hdping blen&d in there sornavhere, ond sone blon&s
hore the polest lint o[ rd when you look in the light I guess yor could scy thot rd
hoir isn'f ftr weybocly, but if yw con find o bit of rd in yor hoir noturolly, fien
chonces ore yor'll look iust fine, if not dropdeod beoutiful, with rdder hoir.
pretl./ much up to yo.r from lere howyou do it ond whot cdour you choose.
However, ftr reolly cool noturol red, my weopon of choice hos olwcrys been
henno. There ore o zillion reosons why henno is o giood bet ...
dodgr dy.job.
Yor.r con keep hennoing your hoir for quite some lime ond (os for os l've
found out ond l've been hennoing for yeeeeors) ond no reol domoge con
be done lrr your locks. The most fiot seems b hoppen is thqt it con be
quib drying if you henno it every couple of weeks br o long time.
lfs notrcry arpensive ord o lorge kg of itwill lostyar fcr o gpd while.
Firstof ollyou need the henno. The best stuff I hore found yetconres kom the
Cleorlight Coh in Rundle Street. They've got some reolly g*d shong red Persion
Henno which comes ot o reolly g""d price. You iust scoop it out of o bucket ond
they weigh it ond chorge you. lf yor've got short hoir you probobly will only need
obout o hondful of henno to do rhe iob ... if it's long then yotr should get two or
three heoped hondfuls. I olwoys get o hir bit ond then store it owcy for those
sponloneous momenh when l've got four hours to spore ond roots gro'ving out oll
orer he ploce. From here the process is pretty eosy to describe. You toke fiot
greot nnrshy smelling stuff home ond sift it inin o lorge bcl /1. I should sry here
thot henno is reolly reolly ressy ond will sbin iust obout onything. Use o metnl
bowl or o gloss one i[ you con, some plostics seems b pick up the henno cdour
reolly quickly. fren though povderd henno is grwr, the sbin it leores is rery
oronge. Anyfhing voguely porous iust sucks it up like o Wonge. Don'tworry, it
uon't stqin vten i/s dny, only ofieryo've oddd the v'sbr to it. Bctl up o kdile of
\^obr ond then stir it in slow!. Try ond get out nrost of tle big lumps ond odd iust
enc4h uobr to moke o thick posb, sort of like voery moshed pobioes. You'll
proboHy iust be lopping up the snrell of henno bo (r'ot) ... ifs fuirly shong smdling
when i/s dry, but the smdl doubles when il,s mixed up with wobr. Smells o bit like o
s\^omp lo ffi€, somelimes o bit like rnonure. Urgh. Thonkfully ofier il's ben wushed
o/you contsmdl itony nrore (thofs if yor'vev,oshd thoroughty, mindyor.)
but not
lewe he henno b cool br o fov minules, ond then vtlren i/s stillworm
henno is so messy, you'd b
enough to hud your heod, siott getlin' it on. Becouse
much better offweoring rubber gloves so your honds don't gP oronge' For this
some reoson, o lot of people prebr b put o lcyer of vodineor cold creom
oround their hoirline ond necks ond orer iheir eors to stop
he henno poste from
quite o tum off' lf you do
tuming them oronge. Oronge eors in porficulor con be
wipe itoffwifh wobr skoightcnvqy. lf the henno hos fime b
siort
stoin your force,
toke o few doys bfore it
colouring your skin, which itwill do right cnvcy, itwill
weors off ... sonrething like one ro
rhree doys. rf you do tum your honds or fo,ce
oronge toke heo*- Middle Eostem
women used henno fro sroin rheir honds
ond
anq
foetos o decorotive ceremonior kind
of thing. r guess rhu roin messoge
here is ..
hy ond be neof. bl't
slop if of over yoursetf for. peHs soke.
You con dlvide your hoir into sections
ond work rhe henno through reolly
thoroughly ond thor gefs fhe best
resurts, buf don,t reore it too
rong before you,ve
corered your whoh heod, orherwise
sorne birs will be redder hon
ofhersl Besf of
oll is t'o gef o grood friend who will
roke the time to pull on the gloves
ond wo* the
henno throrgh evenly foryor.
once i/s oil through, coveryour heod
wifh o prosic
shcnver cop or o plostic shopping
bog if
1ou,r.
,iry j** ... octuofty, even
rour hoirin glod *o? wor*s fuirlywell iiywh*.n,r
f:oo:n
those. Keep if up off
goreirher of
of yorr neck ond foce. Then
sbined ond wrop hot oround rhe plosric.
*, on old towel thof con be
th"n y* con wonder oround foeling
like you've got o big lood on
yor skult like one trr"* greot Africon wornen
corrying stuffon their heods in world "r
Around Us, docunnntories.
trc?
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when you're sef ro rinse it oll out, moke sure
there,s nothing lrcnging neor your
dripping heod in rhe borhroom orherwise
ir mighr g., ri'..a your borh (if
i/s
enomel / porceloin) shouldn't sloin of oll. h.on *i.
o long time to rinse ouf he
henno so hore porience. Keep rinsing
your hoir unfir he worer runs creor
ond
trhere ore no bits of henno honging orlrnd in your hoi," ond *^.
\ Onceyou've gottren the hong o[ henno therds heops o[ other thingsyou con odd
t] b it fo chonge he colour of the dye slighfi. Indion leo odded b the mixiure mokes
o dor*er browny red, lemon iuice mokes it o brighter sort of red, olkonet root (my
ftvorib) mokes o reolly inlense red, but is iustos messy os henno tr prepore, so
the two combined ore o pretty evil kirchen mess. Rosehip bo mokes it o little
redder. A drop or two of rosenury oil or o leospoon of dried rosernory in the dye
nrokes your hoir o bit stronger ond heolthier.
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Literoture Show Thot Brushing Teeth Right Alter Eoting with
Whot do we vegons eot, onywoy? Well, wdre generolly not out in the bock
yord nibbling on shrubs ond gross, os some people I trrlk to holFseriously
suggest. However, we olso don't eot the some things most people sit down to
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dinner ftr either, so explonotions ore needed. This cookbook in port serves os
t,
k*t
on explonotion for us, but if is olso designed br other purposes.
For one, it is written br vegetorions ond especiolly sickly vegons who oren't
exoctly sotisfied with their diet. Eoting rice ond romen for doys on end gets
old reol quick, ond unfortunotely lots of molnourished vegons ore subsisting
on such o diet os I write this. lf you olreody hove the lofty morol principles
ond bel it's high time your diet (ond heolthl) mokhed up ro rhem, hopefully
this cookbookwill help. Glving up vegonism cos you touldn't find onything
good to eofl is no excusel
Secondly, we wont to interest people in vegonism ond hopefully encouroge
swikh. We won't bullshit you; this cookbook is bloftrnt
them to moke the
propogondo. Our messoge is simple: Go vegonl lfs not o unique messoge
onyone fointly in touch with punk rock or onimol rights hos certqinly heord
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it before. Mony people hcnre seen the gory photos, reod the reosoned
orguments, reod the impossioned pleos, ond reod the focts on how vegonism
soves the environment, ond onimols, ond one's heolh. Pertrops rnony of
Finolly, vegonism (for me, of leost) is o greotwcty b soy fuckyou trr the
powers thot be ond their odvertisers, os well os being on imporlrrnt element trc
"Mffi
Here s how I do it:
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MLx flour, com meol, boking powder ond
some solt (mcrybe), then odd some
soy milk ond mix well. I like to get fie botfer
os consistent os ... well, you
know, you'll belwhen it,s right. Then odd
the oir. chop up the bo#os inr,o
bonono discs or ony other shope you moy like
ond mix them with o smoil
omount of botter in o smoll (or big) bowl,
iust enough so thot eoch piece of
bonono is covered with botter.
while i/s cooking, ploce some bononos on trrp, ond when you bel ifs ihe
right time, flip it over, or don't flip it ot oll; ifs up trr you. lt s oll up b you.
Oh Shit ld Beter Cook The Vegefrrbles Before They Tum Rotten St€\ / ... byJoel
You know the strrry. You go shopping ond buy o cortful of vegetobles,
plonning to cook up o veritoble comucopio of vegetoble dishes for ihe ne*
week. However, things never work out thot wcy, do they? you're ftro tired to
cook one night, you go out br Mexicon food the next night, ond then to your
porenfs for free grub the bllowing doy, ond before you know it there s o
pungent odour seeping through the reFigerotor doors. The mushrooms ore
blockening, the ftrmotoes ond bell peppers ore getting squishy, o hint of
mould is oppeoring on the couliflower, ond yuclc/ whire roots ore sloding to
pop out of the eyes of your pototoes. You need trr toke oction, ond fost.
Here's how ldo it.
oil
Polotoes ore pretty much o strrple, though not irreploceoble
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I my veggies thot ore obout trr go icky
A big con of tomoto poste
A con of beons, if there s one oround
Tofu, if you hwe it
Lots of spices whotever you're into, but especiolly block pepper
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ln o big pot, put o thin loyer of oil. Dice up your potrrtrces ond onions ond
onything else thot's solid in texfure, ond throw it in the pot of hot oit
{iust like
the christions used to do ro infidels). rf you're odding ony slightly smelly rofu, i
This time I odded pepper (lots), cvrty powder (lots), cumin, ccyenne pepper, I
gorlic solt, gorlic powder, oregono, lemon pepper, you know, the usuol. I
While this is cooking, chop up oll the veggies in your fridge thot ore going
bod (l cut out the mould ond quishy ports, but the more odventurous of you
willwont to relrrin them for ffwour!) Toss 'em in when the pototoes seem
obout holf done ond cook this on high heot br o bw minutes. Then, odd q
big con of tomoftr poste (souce, puree, whobver) ond o con of beons (kidney
or pinftr, prebrobly), more spices, ond stir.
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These ore reolly trrsty ond the gwemment bors thenr ond their possibilities for
creoting o iust ond peoceful world, so ficke nob.
Preheot oven ftr 450 degrees. Mix oll the dry ingredients in o mixing bowl,
then odd the oil ond soy milk. Stir untilyou get o nice sofr dough. Est o linle
row; ifs good (l think so ony\ /oy). lf you're not trco lo4y, kneoding the dough o
bit would be o good ideo.
Breok off little chunks, shope them inrrr penfogons, od ploce them on on
ungreosed cookie sheet. These reolly don't rise much, so the dough bollyou
put on the cookie sheet will be obout the size of the cmked biscuit. Boke until
brown on lrrp, obout 15 - 20 minules.
The sooner you serye them the better, os these trrste best hot. lf you're cynicol
obout the possibility of these biscuits inducing worH disormonrentond
governmentol downfoll, letthem sit out br o bv dcrys ond then you con use
th"lqfEqEld*dly proiectiles to hurl ot cops os they drive by your kirchen.
However, I prebr to eot these right out of rl'n o/en, t pp*d with nrorgorine.
lo""V l-emon Pie by J@ck
3 cups of sugor
1/4 cvp of cornstorch (o bit more octuolly)
1/2 teospoon of solt
1 /2 cvp of cold woter a
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ln o soucepon, combine the sugor, comstorch ond solt. Stir in the woter ond W'
Yk
lemon iuice. Prepore the orrowroot ond woter in o seporote cup. Mix them
together ond odd ftr the rest. Add morgorine ond boiling woter. Heot on
medium until it gets reol thick ond goopy. Add to the pie shells ond refrigerote
for obout 3 hours. serve. I guess il's o good wqy b meet girls bo if you oren,f
too shy to deliver them o lemon pie. I om.
To the lote greot Mott Prenoveou to whom this issue is
dedicoted.
For oll your owesome inspirofion!
.*i To steph Evons, Mott's girl, much love ond strength! r
om here for
',, 'you. \ :j:;'
Mott
Prenoveou
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