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About the Author
Heres why Brad P. is the teacher you should learn from.
Brad P. has degrees in Psychology and Philosophy. He has 15 years of teaching
experience. Brad has been a basketball coach, a music teacher, and a social worker for
at risk teens in Queens, NYC.
Brad has been teaching men to succeed with women since 2005. His system is
completely original and Brad is considered one of the most innovative teachers ever in
this eld. Brad has been named the #1 Pickup Artist in the World on every reputable
poll and blog.
Brad has secretly taught the coaches and employees of every major Pickup Workshop
company in the USA. He is known as the secret weapon of the dating world.
There is no teacher more qualied than Brad P. You have chosen wisely by purchasing
this program.
Intro
This is a book on how to talk to women. There are many different ways of
going about this. For the purposes of this book, we will focus on the things
that will get you talking to girls and getting laid the fastest.
I've been teaching pickup for about 9 years now. I've seen many types of
students, from scared beginners to very advanced players.
I've seen students try all kinds of things to improve their conversational
skills, from doing routines, to avoiding routines, to storytelling, to walking
up and saying hi.
After seeing all of this, year after year, I have to say that the quickest way to
learn is to grab a bunch of solid routines that have been tested and do them
over and over. A scripted opener plus two attraction routines is a great way
to start. Then add one more routine every time you go out until you have
20-30 pieces.
Along the way, you will learn many skills, such as
! Calibration
! Spontaneous Conversation
! Natural Conversation
! Listening Skills
! Sub communication
! Physical Communication
! Body Language
Using scripted, eld tested material is the precursor to all of these other
topics. Start by learning some of the material in this book, and add in the
nesse and subtle techniques later.
The material in this book will force you to adjust to new ways of thinking
and communicating. It will force you out of your comfort zone and
transform you into the kind of guy who says what he wants, when he
wants, without worrying about what anyone will think.
You may see pieces of material in here that you think are too scary to say
to a woman. Using these routines is an essential piece of your learning
process. All of this material has been thoroughly tested, in multiple
situations by both coaches and students. So we already know it works. It
may not work for every single guy every single time, but if you practice it
5-10 times, there's a pretty good chance you will start to get explosive
attraction.
The material in this book is intended to cause explosive attraction. I'm not
trying to teach you to be mediocre with women, or halfway decent with
women. I'm trying to teach you to be a master.
If you're going to become a master, you'll have to grow your comfort zone.
If you try this material for a few weeks, you will see glimpses of explosive
attraction, and doors that were locked before will start to y open for you.
This is the fastest way to start getting laid all the time. Styles of game that
are smoother and more natural will come later when you have more
experience with women. So hold on to your seat, this material will force
you to expand your comfort zone and expand your idea of what women
are attracted to.
In order to help you remember this material, I have set up a system for
learning which is very different from anything you've experienced before.
This learning process is based on mnemonic science.
Mnemonic science is the science of how people remember things. We will
use several different kinds of associations and memorization techniques to
help you access this material quickly and easily in the eld.
The rst technique will be visual association.
There will be a picture for every routine. Looking at the picture will help
you remember the routine. Then when you get into the eld, you can think
of the picture, and it will help you remember what words to say.
I will put only one routine on each page, so you can use this book like ash
cards.
When youre ready to begin using the material in this book, print the book
out, and take the pages of the routines you want to use. Study only those
pages, and when you have mastered the routine, put those pages into the
nished pile. As you learn more and more material, keep adding to the
nished pile until you feel comfortable enough to talk to women in any
situation.
Different Ways to Talk to Women
Pro Scripts
A pro script is when you use a piece of material that was created and
tested by professional players more advanced than yourself. The nice
thing about using a pro script is that you already know it has been tested,
so if its not working for you, the problem is probably your delivery, not
the routine. This book you are reading right now is full of pro scripts.
Self Scripts
If you go out all the time, and you are having a good time gaming, you
will say some very attractive things sometimes. If you have a solid
understanding of the pro scripts, you will get to the point where the
things you say off the top of your head will be very effective. When
you have one of these golden moments, remember what you said. Write
it down. Keep it in your arsenal, and use it all the time.
Guys who are naturals may seem smooth and unscripted, but in most
cases, they just use a well honed set of self scripts that they have done
variations on for years.
Natural Flow
Its great to be able to make natural conversation. The key prerequisites
to this are
1- not being nervous
2- a good understanding of conversation structure
3- positive self talk
4- good energy
The pro scripts in this book will help you build all of the above.
Listening
Its not necessary to be talking non-stop all the time. If you can show a
woman that you are listening to her on a deep level, she will do a lot of the
talking herself. The skills of listening, and eliciting the other person to
share, are surprisingly difcult to learn for most men. Heres a few tips to
keep in mind-
1- When the other person is talking, dont spend your mental energy
thinking about what youre going to say next. Apply your brain to actually
listening to what the person is saying. Dont think about what to say next
until you have completely taken in everything that person has said. The
conversation is not a race. You dont have to have the perfect response right
away. Its perfectly ne to take a moment to think before replying.
2- Let the other person know you are listening by nodding, saying uh-
huh and occasionally repeating parts of what they said.
3- Try to imaging what the other person is feeling on an emotional level.
Try to feel that same emotion yourself.
Bridging
Bridging is when you take a topic the other person has mentioned, and
relate it to something in your own experience. You can also take your own
topic and ask the other person to relate their experience.
Transitioning Into a Routine
One of the things that frequently prevents students from using tried and
tested effective material is "I don't know how to transition into it. This is
an easy x.
The incorrect assumption here is that you need some kind of clever, smooth
way to get into a routine, or else it seems to be "out of nowhere" and we
don't want it to be "out of nowhere." This assumption is wrong.
Here's why:
There's nothing wrong with any piece of conversation (pro script, self
script, or natural) being "out of nowhere." The woman will just adapt to
your frame and follow along.
Trying to be clever and smooth with transitions generally results in 3-4
seconds of thinking too hard, which makes you look incongruent, reduces
your ability to take the lead, prevents you from listening to the other
person, and reduces your ability to calibrate.
So how does one transition into a piece of material? Well it's simple. Just
PLOW RIGHT INTO IT. Once you get the idea in your head that it's time to
do a piece of material, just start. That's it.
Theres no need to be smooth. Theres no need to be clever. Just take the
lead and plow right in.
You can just stack and jump from one thing to the next, to the next, and the
girls will just follow.
Once in a while they might say "that's so random" or "that's out of
nowhere." This is not a bad thing. Just say "yeah I know" and keep
plowing through.
"That's out of nowhere" is not a criticism, so don't take it like one. If you do,
you're being too sensitive. That's instant death in this game.
This comes down to showing leadership. Think of a situation where there
is a clearly dened leader. Maybe a drill sergeant or college professor. They
talk about what they want to talk about and tell you what to do. They don't
sit there wondering "how can I transition into this without it being too
random?" Once you start thinking that, you're losing momentum.
This technique for transitioning has been tested and is proven to be
successful for several years now. Even beginners can do it.
Student Experience
One of my students wrote this little paragraph for this book to help you
out. Keep in mind that the guy who wrote this fucked 16 hot girls last year.
You should listen to him.
At rst when you read these, you might think it sounds weird or that I
cant deliver those lines. Guess what... I USE TO THINK THE SAME
THING! I use to tell Brad this is crazy, I cant say that. Well, I said it and
I ended up getting laid all the time! It had nothing to do with my opener.
90% of girls cant even remember what the 1st thing you said to them was
anyway. The key is your psychology, the key is that you are having fun.
Let me teach you the easiest way to transition so you dont have to read 50
pages from any guru about transition. I learned this from Brad and it was
the best thing ever. JUST DO IT! All you have to do is transition to your
next scripted routine or natural ow. In 1000+ openings, I have never
heard a woman say to me how did we go from one conversation to another.
NEVER! I have got some weird looks but that is normal to get and I will
still get it but who cares? It is normal. You cant seduce everyone woman
in the world and you dont want to be able to do that. I would take 1 for 10
any day. So I can approach 100 girls and have 10 girls. Give me those odds
all day long! So the bottom line is, pick the top 3 openers you like and go
out there and use them 100 times each. Youll learn a lot more doing that
than you would if you sat home saying to yourself this stuff is crazy, I cant
say that. -BW, 30/30 Forum
Sources- All of these routines come from the UDS coaches, the 30/30
Students, and from me, Brad P. In some cases, the students may be
repeating or modifying routines that they heard from other coaches. We
have tried to credit everyone as accurately as possible. If you are a
professional, and one of your routines has been reprinted here without
credit, I am sorry for the mix up, and I will do my best to credit you in
future editions of this book
Section I
Openers
Note: Many of these openers include follow up material and contingencies.
Its not always necessary to do the entire opener as its written. Do the
beginning and keep going until the women laugh or start jumping in with
her own comments.
Dont be intimidated by the fact that some of them seem long and hard to
memorize. You dont have to say every word exactly as its written. If you
get the main idea down and you know the rst few parts, that will be
enough to open.
Horse Girl
Say: Hey do you like Horses? I knew this girl in 6
th
grade and she use to
love horses. She had pictures of horses on her folder, her backpack and
even a lunch box with horses. During lunch she would
gallop around the playground making funny horse noises.
You look just like her.
I cant tell if youre really her, but just in case youre her
and dont want to admit it I just wanted to tell you sorry. I
used to be the cool kid and the bully. I used to make fun of
the weird horse girl.
Im so sorry about all the times I made fun of you.
Sexy Shoes
Hey how many pairs of shoes do you have?
I use to know this girl at work, she had hundreds of pairs of shoes and
would bring a bag full of shoes to work every day.
She would come into the lunchroom in the glass stripper heels and sit
down next to me and say (slow and sexy) Whats in your sandwich today,
cutie?
All my co-workers would make fun of me because the sexy shoe girl had a
crush on me.
You look just like her. I cant tell if youre really her, but just in case you are,
I wanted to say Im really sorry we never went on a date. I know I
promised I would call you......but.... I...I....I.....lost your number.....and my
car broke down....and I forgot....and um....my dog ate your number. Really
sorry.
SeaFood Girl
Do you like seafood?
Girl: "Huh/yes/no"
Ok check this out. When I was in 8th grade, there was this girl who would
always bring weird seafood to school in a brown paper bag. It totally stunk
up the whole cafeteria. She would sit there and eat squid and octopus. It
was so weird. We used to call her the weird seafood girl.
And you look JUST LIKE HER.
Well, I don't know if you're her or not, but just in case you are, I want to tell
you I'm sorry, cause I used to be a big bully. This one time, I took your
lunch when you werent looking, and I dumped your squid salad into the
aquarium in the science lab. I just had to admit it now that all these years
have past. Can you ever forgive me?
Lesbian DTR
Ladies, I wanted to talk to you, but I can see that you're in the middle of
something very..... intense, so if this is a lesbian DTR discussion, I won't
interrupt. Are you guys in the middle of a lesbian DTR right now?
Girls: "What does DTR stand for?"
You don't know this? I thought all girls knew this. DTR stands for 'dene
the relationship' and it's basically when one lesbian says to the other
lesbian, Are we going out, or are we seeing each other...because my
friends have been asking me, and my Mom wants to know, and I need to
know if you're gonna be serious about this?

Quality Control
Hi. I'm from ----(bar/restaurant/parking garage)--- quality control. I'd like to know
if your experience with us has been AVERAGE, BETTER THAN AVERAGE, or
CRAPPIER THAN AVERAGE?
(At this point, most girls will play along and give you a funny little review of the
place. This is ROLE PLAYING. Using the phrase "crappier than average"
communicates to the women that this is just a fun little game, and that you're not
really from quality control.)
CONTINGENCIES:
1: Girls: "It's been crappier than average."
You: (Overdramatic) GOD! I'm just trying to do my job here, you guys don't have
to yell at me and hurt my feelings like that.
2. Girls: "Average"
You: (quietly) I know. This place sucks right? Listen I'm here from central and I'm
about to fire everyone in this whole place. I might be able to offer you a position.
Just give me a run down of your special talents first. You might be able to earn $7
an hour.
3. Girls: "Better than average."
4. You: "Are you just saying that cause you're trying to get in my pants? Aww,
that's so cute. We just met and you're like SOOO into me already.... (get
suddenly serious) OK back off stalker."
Psychologist Opener
Hi, my name is _______and I'm shy. My psychologist told me that I should
go out every day and talk to 5 new people. I decided to talk to you because
you seem nice.
(This opener is for students who have difculty with social anxiety and
approach anxiety.)
Trading Hair
(By Jake P)
Hey I like your hair girl. I think you and I should trade hair for like one
day.
Like Ill put my hair on your head and you put yours on mine... but only
one day, that's all you get. Don't get greedy and start wanting more.
Everybody always wants more.
INTERNET DATE
OK so I walk up to the bar just now and I see this guy walk up to a girl and
they introduce themselves to each other. Then they start talking about work
and stuff like they know each other already. Isn't that weird. Why would
they be doing introductions if they already know each other? He knows
where she works, she knows where he works, but they're totally stiff like
they just met. What do you think that means?
ANSWER: They're on an internet date.
TALKING SHIT
OPENER
Strategy: Create fake drama through role playing. The strong emotions
often get translated into sexual attraction. The opener comes out of
nowhere, and this intensies the effect.
You: (seeming really serious) "So I heard you've been
talking shit about me."
Girl: "What? Huh?"
"Yeah, you've been talking shit...why don't you SAY IT
TO MY FACE???" (getting all fake angry)
CONTINGENCY
Girl: "Yeah, that's right. I've been talkin' shit."
WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!
GIRL: "Oh maybe I will."
"You wanna take this outside?"
Girl: "Um No."
Say: (to everyone around) "OH! I DIDN'T THINK SO !! I DIDN'T THINK
SO!!"
Monster Truck Opener
OK, let me ask you guys a question. It's a really important question.
My friend is saving for a monster truck so he can pick up girls. Do you
think it's gonna work? Do girls like guys in monster trucks?
Contingency
What if there were ames on the sides? Then would you be into the
monster truck? Kinda lame right? Why are tough guys always painting
ames on their car and getting ame tattoos? Really friggin' gay lookin',
huh? The satin amey button down shirt has to be the worst. I hope you
guys have never hooked up with a guy in a amey shirt.
COTTON CANDY
Hey do you know anywhere around here when I can nd some cotton
candy this time of day/night? Yeah I don't get it, where I'm from you can
get it everywhere, but there's none around here.
If they say its a weird question...
Well you guys look like you go to the circus a lot.
Where I'm from they have cotton candy on every street corner, you can get
it any time you want.
When was the last time you went to the circus? Did your grandpa ever take
you to the circus? Oh, I get it, you're in PETA and you think the circus is
cruel.
I just won !200
Hey everyone! I just won $200 in a bet! I am trying to gure out what to do
with it. Im thinking maybe I should buy all of you a drink . . . .
But I'm behind 6 months on child support. I should probably bring this
money to the courthouse tomorrow.
Disney Music Opener
OK, let me ask you guys a question. It's a really important question. Would
you date a guy who listens to Disney music?
My cousin went on a date with this guy. He had big muscles and an
awesome spray tan. She was really into him at rst. But then he put on
Disney music in the car. She totally stopped liking him after that.
I'd go for a girl who listens to "The Jungle Book".....but I think I'd draw the
line at that "Winnie the Pooh" stuff. That's a bit much.
Where would you draw the line? How about if it was Yanni versions, and
you could barely tell it was Disney music? Or maybe if David Bowie was
singing it?"
Last Week's Lay
Hey I have to ask you something, but first, promise you wont get mad. (This
builds the tension and suspense).
Ok....Im not sure how to ask you this, so Im just gonna come right out with it, so
dont be mad at me.
Did we have sex last week? (dont wait for an answer, just start talking
faster and going into this next part) Because you look really familiar, and I
was really drunk, and Im pretty sure it was you, and I know I said I would
call you, but I lost your number, cause I left my phone in a taxi...or
something....and I just wanted to tell you that I know Im jerk for not
calling, but you were really good....and....your friend was really good too.
(Most girls will get the idea that this is a joke, but once in a while you will
have to explain to them that you were just teasing them. Once in a while
someone will take it too seriously).
Rooe
Only use this on hot girls. Ugly girls or average girls will freak out on
you. Walk up with a Drink in your hand and say,
Hey guys, someone handed this drink to me and it tastes kind of weird, I
think maybe its got a rooe in it. Can you taste it to see if its ok? Let me
know if you feel sleepy.
I hope its not a rooe. Ive already been rooed 3 times this week. Women
are sexual predators and they will do anything to get into my pants.

Carson Daly
With these next two openers, there is a similar format. You can use this
format and make 10 openers or update them whenever something happens
with a celebrity. For example you can bring it up with Tiger Woods.
Hey Guys, I have a question to ask you, its really serious (pause)
What the hell is up with Carson Daly? Hes not even that funny. Why does
he have his own TV Show? He's not that funny. The other night I stayed up
real late and watched it. Couldn't gure out how he's still on the air.
Hot Oprah
OK, let me ask you guys a question. It's a really important question. Do
you know who Oprah Winfrey is? Do you think shes hot or not? HOT or
NOT???
Cause my friend has this crush on Oprah, and something is just not right
about the whole thing.
He's 25 and she's a middle age woman. I'm thinking maybe he likes her for
her money. I mean she does have a lot of money.
Could you ever get into someone just for their money? For example, would
you sleep with Oprah Winfrey for a million dollars?
What if she just wanted to cuddle? Would you cuddle Oprah for a million?
How about for 10 grand? How about for 100 bucks?
Sausage Fest
Hey did you guys come here for the Sausage fest?
Theres a lot of guys in this place.
Actually, Im kind of like a one man sausage fest. But ever since you ladies
came along, its ruining my sausage fest. You guys are turning it into a sh
market.
THUMB WRESTLING
OPENER
Walk up to a girl and put your hand out like you're going to shake her hand.
When she puts out her hand, start thumb wresting her. Don't say a word. After
you beat her, give the little "so-so" hand gesture.
Contingencies
I havent lost a match since the third grade.
Well it wasnt really fair. I used to be on the thumbwrestling Olympic Team. I just
didnt want to tell you cause it would sound like I was bragging.
I used to be on TV all the time for thumbwrestling. I was on ESPN 8, The Ocho.
Match.com
Hey im really sorry, my car broke
down but im glad your still here.
How long have you been waiting?
Girl: what?
Wait...Are you bubbles6969 from
match.com?
Girl: NO
I so thought you were my internet date...Wow Im like so embarrassed now.
Girl: Are you joking
Do you think Im joking? Okay you caught me, I really was joking. I would
never go on a date with a girl named bubbles6969.
You probably have a way cooler screen name than that. I bet yours is
something like Bambi8000, or maybe Britney Sneers.
Texting Girl
If you see a woman you want to approach, but she is in the middle of
sending a text message, use these lines. Do not wait around for the perfect
circumstance to approach. Texting time is a great time to approach a
woman.
1. Are you blogging? (By Hyper)
2. Are you updating Facebok? Whats you status? (By Hyper)
3. Are you having a text war?
4. Are you playing Tetris on your phone? You should check out Texas
Hold-em. Best phone game ever. (Bruce Wayne)
Follow up: Let me see your thumbs. WOW they are huge! You are a serious
blogger/Tetris player/etc. I challenge you to a thumb wrestling match.
.
Youre Smoking!!!
I dont believe this! Youre smoking? Are you crazy, my Mom is gonna kill
you. You know she hates smokers, sweetie you PROMISED me you were
gonna quit? Now what?
(banter off of that)
You also promised youd pick-up the dry cleaning?? Let me guess...
Tetris
I always see girls on their phones so I go up to them when they are texting
and say this:
Hey are you playing Tetris on your phone?
(They laugh)
Come on, you have to get Texas Holdem, its the best game out!
Ill even play against you and take all youre money.
Dyed Hair?

I cant believe you dyed your hair (red/blonde/black)!! Are you kidding
me? My mom is never gonna approve. Were supposed to meet her in 20
mins. Now what? How are we gonna explain this one? What are we gonna
do? We need to think of an excuse.
Shoe Store
Just let her see you checking out her shoes shes trying on or looking at
(pause).. HOT! (with some sexy eye contact). Let her respond (cut her off)
.
But I just dont think my mom is gonna approve. Youre not thinking about
wearing those tonight when you meet her are you? I told you shes a
little old fashioned.

Supermarket
This technique is for flirting with a woman in the supermarket. Observe the
woman and check what shes grabbing or looking at:CELERY, BROCCOLI,
CEREAL
Youre kidding me right! I dont even like (celery, broccoli, cereal). What is
this like the 5th night this week? What did you really do with that money I
gave you for cooking class? Are you gambling again? Or Let me guess..
another pair of shoes, right?
Alternative
I cant believe your getting raspberries, I keep telling you strawberries.

Let me ask you something, hot chocolate or whip-cream?
Okay now, warm bath or hot shower?
If you wanna have dinner you gotta tell me what you want so I can plan
the perfect night.
Supermarket !Cont."
Alright how about this, kisses on the neck OR nibbles on the ear?
Give me ve maybe we could hang, whats your name?
I Luv this
You can quickly create common ground and excitement by commenting on
something in your surroundings and being excited about it.
I love this song! Do you love this song? Tell me you don't love this song!
The women will almost always agree. You can quickly advance the interaction by
having a sing along or dancing with them.
(This is a very easy opener and it works almost every time. You can customize it
for any situation. In a restaurant you can)
I love fried dumplings. You guys are eating my favorite food. How did you know....
Super"Market Routine
Use this routine when picking up women at the supermarket.
You look like a Shopaholic.
Do you know which isle the Prada and Channel Bags are?
(You will get a laugh. They will tell you that you are in the wrong place.
You can say that you got a mailer and said they were on promotion here)
3 Seconds...GO!
This is for opening groups of girls
You have 3 seconds to win me over. Ready? GO.
(Then you go to the next girl)
You have 3 seconds to win me over. GO. And so forth.
YOGA OPENER
So....how long have you been doing yoga?
OR
Let me guess you do a lot of yoga?
Contingencies:
Girl: How did you know I do yoga?
Because I'm psychic.
Girl: I don't do yoga.
Well you look really....(slow and sexual) exible. If you don't do yoga, how
did you get so exible?
Section II
Attraction
and
Follow Up
Use these routines early in your interaction to create attraction and a fun
vibe.
Prom Routine
Credit" Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club
Hey theres something Ive been wanting to ask you, but Im a little
nervous about it.
Will you come to the prom with me?
(girl responds)
My dad said he will even get us a limo. And the next day were going to SIX
FLAGS!
(You can continue the role play later. Ask her what color dress she is going
to wear. The next time you talk to her you can continue you where you left
off or text her and say "Are you excited for the Prom?")
Shoes and a Beating

Hey did I ever tell you about my perfect date?
Well, for starters, I take the girl out to lunch at a ve star restaurant. Then, when
we are done there, I take her shoe shopping at the best shoe stores in Beverly
Hills. Then we go back to my place and we have gentle sex by the replace.
And then....a beating.
I like to beat my date, so she knows I care about her. Someone has to really
matter a lot if you're willing to go through the trouble to give them a beating.
I used to just do the restaurant and the beating, but the girl would never come
back for a second date. That's why I added the shoe shopping. Now they always
come back. What do you think? Would you take a beating in order to get some
high end shoes?
And the sex is SUPER GENTLE. I mean just the head. No rough stuff.
You seem like a really sweet girl. I'd love to take you out to a 5 star restaurant
sometime and if it goes will maybe give you a beating.
25 Compliments
credit" Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum
What do you think of this shirt? (It can be any piece of clothing)
I got 25 compliments on it today... (small pause) all from 1 person... (longer
pause) MY MOM.
(Alternative version, with crazy looking sunglasses)
What do you think of these sunglasses? My mom says it makes me look
like a Gigolo.
MARGARITA
credit" Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum
I had an ex-girlfriend named Margarita and she was Russian. I just never
understood why a Russian Family named their kid a Mexican name. Like I
don't know any Mexican's that name their kids SMIRNOFF.
(Thats where you get the laugh)
Then do a mexican accent and say "SMIRNOFF Come here!"
Princess Routine
credit" Tremor, 30/30 Forum

Have you ever been to princess school?
Well, I wasnt going to tell you this but Im a certied instructor.
Im going to give you the princess test. Hold your hand out and up.
(Take her hand and give her a spin.)
Not bad, Ill give you a B-. You should keep practicing and get back to me. I
only date princesses who have an A or A+ average.
Cat Routine
Hey whats your name?
Girl: Bethany
Oh really? No way. I used to have a cat named Bethany. She was a great cat, but she
would shed all over the place. You dont shed do you? (touch the girls hair a bit)
Bethany used to shed all over my bed and I would kick her off and say, Bethany! Get
off the bed!
If you promise you dont shed, I might let you into my house. I might even let you sit
on my bed, but you have to bring your own lint brush, just in case.
8 GirlFriends
Did I ever tell you that I have 8 girlfriends?
I have one for each day of the week and two for Sundays.
They all know how to cook my favorite foods and all the correct massage
techniques that I like. A few of them even take me shopping.
Listen, I know we just met, but you seem really cool. Ive been looking for a
9th girlfriend, and you seem like youd be perfect. Do you want to be my
9th girlfriend?
(most girls will say I want to be #1)
Ok, ok , You are a tough cookie here, listen if you can cook really good and
wont tell any of the other girls, I will make you girlfriend #6.
(She will comment again.)
Ok check this out, youre a hard negotiator, if no one else nds out about
this, I will make you GF# 3, but thats my nal offer.
Rate Me
Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum
Let me ask you an honest question, from a scale of a 9.5 to a 10 , what do
you rate me?
3rd Best
(Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club)
This is a versatile idea that can be used in many situations.
Youre the 3
rd
cutest girls here.
Youre the 3
rd
best driver I know.
Youre the 3
rd
cutest girl on my
facebook.
Youre the 3
rd
best cook Ive ever met.
Youre the 3
rd
best kisser today
Youre the 3
rd
best looking girl
Ive seen today.
Youre the 3
rd
girl to say that to me.
SUGAR MAMA
credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum
Can you cook?
Girl: yes/no.
Ok, Can you clean?
Wait, are you rich?
Heres the thing, Im looking for a Sugar Mama.

I need a girl to take me shopping, buy me new clothes and once get to
know each other better then I want a new car and a new home.
SUGAR MAMA Cont.
Contingencies:
This routine can also works in a groups. I just say, Whos the Richest? . . .
Im looking for a Sugar Mama. The girls will point at the friend with the
most money so I kino her and tease her. Then I say, Great we need
someone that can cook, whos the best cook? . . . We also need someone
that can clean, who wants to clean? . . . We also need a Driver, whos the
best driver?
(The girls will also say a lot of time that they are looking for a Suger Daddy.
Then I run my Grandpa Routine.)
GRANDPA
credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum
I use this one in lots of various variations and it is great. I use it a lot with
Sugar Mama when a girl says she wants a Sugar Daddy.
I have a great guy to introduce you to. He is really amazing. He is smart,
rich, good looking, funny and charming.

Hes my Grandpa!!
You guys are going to get along great, I cant wait to introduce you to him.
I will have him call you tomorrow.
WHATEVER SONG
Loser, whatever
Fly away forever
Fly away to loserville population one
...you
When you are saying this once you say the word LOSER you separate your
hands and make two Ls with them standing for loser. At the end when
you say population 1, you will make a 1 with your hand and then point at
her.
SMART TEST
Hey, I only like Smart girls. Are you smart?
Im going to ask you a few questions to see if youre smart or not.
Who is the current vice president of the US?
Next well go to math problems. What is.....four times four?
OK now geography. What is the capital of Washington state? (answer- Olympia)
SMART TEST Cont.
Ok now little harder question, lets see if you can get this one. What weighs more,
an ounce of weed or an ounce of feathers? (Some will miss this too. Answer is
they both weigh the same, its an ounce.)
Final question, Did you know that your heart stops for 45 minutes in the middle of
the night when youre sleeping? (I get a lot of girls confused and they say
REALLY? Then you can just laugh it off.)
If she gets them all right you can call her Smarty McSmarty Pants!
I'm Pregnant Role play
Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30
(Point to your stomach) I'm pregnant, what do you think, is it a boy or a
girl?
If its a girl, what should I name her?

I want to name her Shekwanda.

If it is a Boy, I want to name him Hakim.
Who would you rather date?

This can be a small little fun bit to use. Its not a crazy attraction piece, just
another fun bit, slight humor in it and is for being playful and fun.
Who would you rather date - Michael Jackson or Eminem?
Ok .. Who would you rather date - Hugh Heffner or Tiger Woods?
Who would you rather date... Oprah Winfrey or Jerry Springer?
Would you ever date a girl?
PICK POCKETING
Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club
Hey watch out for Pick Pocketer's here. I just got snatched for $50. I think
it was this girl that was hitting on me.
Im thinking of taking a class in the Art of Pick Pocketing. I heard you can
make a few thousand a day doing it. Do you want to join my Gypsy crew?
You can be the front lead or do you prefer to be in the back.
Well even give you a gypsy name, we can call you Esmeralda.
THE BACHELOR
credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club
I really like this one, I set it up as a fun role play. It does a great role reversal that
she has to win you over. I do this mostly on meeting up for a day 2.
Have you seen the show the Bachelor?
So check this out, were going to have fun tonight, I am the Bachelor and you have
to win me over. If you do, you will get a rose by the end of the night.
-------------------------------------------------
You can also play along throughout the night, if she is being good tell her that she
might get the rose. If she is being bad tell her that she wont get the rose. If you
kiss her and it is good, tease her that you think you might give her the rose.
VALENTINES DAY

Do you want to be my Valentines Day date?
Yeah I need to plan now, I have the 12
th
open or the 18
th
. Which one do you
want?
If you want the 14
th
youre going to have to win me over.
(note: Use this all year round, not just around Valentines Day.)
The Producer Routine
Credit- Quantum, 30/30 Club
You just pretend that everything
happening around you is part of a
movie that your producing or
directing. It's a great addition to the
mystery style date because as
things unfold you just pretend like
it's part of a movie where you
already know what's going to
happen.
The transition is pretty natural for me. When they girls asks what I do I say,
"I'm a producer".
She inevitably follows up with questions at that point or later on at which
point I'll say, "well I put everything together. If it's a lm I'll get the director,
the actors, the equipment people, the prop people, etc. I put them all
together and make sure everything runs smoothly. Like that guy right there
(point to someone doing something), he's doing such an awesome job isn't
he? (Me shouting to the guy) HEY JOE, AWESOME COSTUME YOU
LOOK GREAT AS A JANITOR." I don't wait for a response from the guy
and just walk right by.
The Producer Cont.
I start to do this with lots of people around me. I just start talking about
them right in front of their faces. I might even do a quick intro to the girl.
"Hey Jennifer, great job with the set design, I love the way the wallpaper
meshes with the lighting in here, but I think we should change the color of
the carpet. This is Julie, she loves your work," and then I just drag the girl
away. The other person is usually so confused they have no idea how to
react. This whole thing takes lots of social freedom, but if you push it
really far it shows a huge amount of balls and will really spike attraction.
If you inch it doesn't really work, so make sure you do your Social
Freedom Exercises in month 4 of the 30/30 Club.
Sometimes Ill pretend I'm speaking into an earpiece: "Cue the (taxi, angry
couple, homeless trumpet player, etc.)"
"Oh my god! I can't believe they screwed up the (insert piece of scenery)"
When we interact with other women pretend they're totally into me.
Everything they do is a come on. "OK here comes Melissa she plays this
bartender role with a total straight face. She has a huge crush on me
though so don't worry if she seems a bit jealous...
You can use this throughout the date just to spice things up a bit and be
unpredictable. Lots of fun when done right.
Palm Reading Routine
(Take her hands and look at them) I was just looking at your hands because
I'm a palm reader.
(Point to any line on her hand.) This is your laugh line.You have a great
sense of humor. But, sometimes you don't get the joke.
Do your friends ever tell you You are so blond!
(Point to another line.) This is your love line. I can tell from this that you
make a great girlfriend. I can also tell that you are dating around a lot right
now, you usually go out on 2 dates and then you lose interest. When you
lose interest, sometimes you dont have any idea why.
You have very light/dark lines on your hands. If you have dark lines, it
means you wear your heart on your sleeve. If you have light lines, it means
you are the kind of person who hides your feelings.
Palm Reading !cont."
(Point to another line.) This is your life line. You are going to live to
be 98. At around the age of 50 you are going to have a near death
experience. Youre going to go into the tunnel, then you will see the light,
then you will come back to life.
In your 20's you are going to meet a guy that changes your life. Wait! Im
getting a vision! (Close your eyes like youre having a psychic moment.
Youre going to meet a guy who is... (describe yourself here like what you
are wearing and look like)...and its a life changing experience.
Wait I'm losing the vision. Aw sorry, I couldnt tell who the guy was in my
vision.
Note: Theres no need to learn real palm reading. I do this same palm
reading on every girl. It doesnt matter what line on the hand you point to,
or which hand you read.
When is your birthday?
When is your birthday?
Girl: Dec. 2nd"
Great, can you call me on Dec. 1st to remind me?
(Then every time you guys hang out just mess with her and say, "When
was your Birthday again?") And she will give it to you and just say "Oh,
ok." Act serious like you are trying hard to remember it.
Dumb Blond Routine
!By Dylan McKay, 30/30 Forum"
The idea here is to build commonalities of being stereotyped. Below is an
example of me being labeled a meat-head but substitute for whatever ts
you.
Do you feel like people judge you for being Blond?
Girl: yes/no/maybe
Yeah, I bet people judge you all the time... both guys and girls. And It's
probably unfair. I know how it goes, because people judge and stereotype
me all the time [for being a ______].
Like that person over there, he thinks I'm so stupid. And That girl over
there, she thinks all I do is lift weights. And Even our waitress, she thinks
all I do is eat food and beat people up. I've learned to deal with it, but I bet
it's probably harder for you.
But fuck that right? They're just jealous, we're the sexiest people in this
place. So you know what I think??? JOKES ON THEM.
Brunette Alternate
(by Dylan McKay, 30/30 Forum)
The idea here is to absurdify the blonde girl/hot girl/woman stereotype.
"you are stupid" "you can't drive" "you can't read" "you have the
personality of a dead moth" etc. and claim that you get the same treatment
from society. Feel free to really push the insults. I told my girl that people
probably think she is "is a gold-digging prostitute and part time denny's
employee with the personality of paint drying on a gray wall who is only
out on a date with me for the meal since she hasn't eaten in a week." hehe,
the girls like it and can't yell at you because it's not you that is thinking it
haha.
Did you ever have your hair blond? Did you feel like people judged you?
OR
Do you feel like people judge you because you're cute (or above average)?
Hand model
Credit: Dale P, Head Coach, Australia

Girl: So what do you do?
Well, I usually don't tell people until I get to know them better because they
usually don't believe me... but here goes.... I'm a hand model.
Check it out (show hands) .Right now I'm doing a promotion for Tag
Heuer, you know the watch company?
Well, they're taking a photo of my hand and are going to photoshop it onto
(name a celebrity) He's got really ugly hands, who would have thought?
Hey, let me checkout your hand, who's hand is bigger. (hand touching,
palms together to compare sizes)
(switch down into 'holding hands' position)
You know what, you seem cool. You totally believed my crappy joke!
We're going to get along just ne.
Porn Director
Credit: Dale P, Head Coach, Australia
This is a highly sexual, polarizing routine, girls will either dig it or really
get turned off by it. I've had several really quick lays with this and I've had
girls just walk off. If a girl is leaning in, with the 'oh really, tell me more'
look on her face, there is a good chance she is a highly sexual being and
you should capitalize on that ASAP. I've even had one girl who was doing
amateurnet girl on girl porn,
hot as fuck and we had the
wildestkinkiestsex ever in
record time
Girl: So what do you do?
Well, I usually don't tell
people until I get to know
them better because it's kinda
unusual... I work in the
entertainment industry. Adult
entertainment.
I do some editing, but I'm trying to do more directing.
Girl: You mean like pornos?
Well, we prefer to call them adult lms.
I usually then riff on this for a while then tell her it's all bullshit. The point
of this whole routine is to see her reaction to this type of stuff, to get her to
show you her cards, so to speak.
5 Things
Credit: Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum
This bit works well because you start thinking about crazy things you have
done as a kid or crazy things in your life that you might not just talk about
randomly in conversation. It triggers you to search deep and think of
things in your past.
Tell me 5 things about you that I know nothing about and I will tell you 5
things about myself that you don't know.
Multi Tasking
!By Bruce Wayne"
Imagine that you're at your house.. At the
same time , 5 things happen.
1) Your door bell rings and someone is at the door
2) Your baby is crying in the other room
3) Your clothes are outside drying and it starts raining
4) Your phone rings
5) There is a water leak in the house and the carpet is getting wet.
Multi Tasking !cont."
Take the following tasks and ask the girl which she would do rst and
what order she would go for the rest.
1) Check on the baby
2) Answer the door
3) Answer the phone
4) Check the water leak
5) Grab the clothes from the dryer outside.
Heres how to analyze the results. The baby crying symbolizes your family
is most important to you. The doorbell ringing symbolizes that you friends
are important to you.
The phone ringing symbolizes the importance of your love life.
Checking the water leak symbolizes the importance of money.
The clothes from the outside symbolize the importance of your image and
how people see you.
Then you can sort out for her what is #1 to #5 based on how she answered.
Twirl Routine
When you introduce yourselves.. as youre shaking hands. Take her hand
and say...
Here...twirl for me (twirl her) Youre cute and you can dance Awesome, youre
my new girlfriend Wait a minute What did you say your name was?
Thats what I thought you said, I KNEW this was too good to be true. I cant
even talk to you now.
Girl: Why??
My exs name was (-----------) but she was really rich. (Act excited that she may be
rich.) Are you rich?
(wait for answer)
No? Hmmmm. Its a good thing my boy-band is about to explode. Dont
worry sweetie. Well be ok. Ill provide for us.. Ill put food on the table.
Were gonna make a great couple. Itll be really fun. Well join Netix and order
in cheap Chinese.
Twirl Routine Cont.

If she doesnt twirl
You wont twirl for me?
Her: No
Sweetie That Square-dancing contest is in three days!! How are we ever gonna
take first if we dont practice? We all know how bratty you can get if you dont
win.
Sexy Lioness
#LP Chipper Duke, 30/30 Club$
This is a role play, where you pretend you are the male lion, and the
female lions have to bring you food. In Africa, male lions dont hunt
much, the females do the hunting and bring the food to the males. Thats
what this role play is based on. Here are a few examples:
Youre my sexy alpha lioness, will you please bring me that tasty elk
over there? (Point to food, a beer, or the TV remote.)
(If there's more then one girl) If you guys were my lionesses, who
would bring back the most food?
If Im eating, Ill take the steak out of my burrito and eat it with my hands,
all sexy and lion-like. RAWRRR! Then I'll say Babe, that was a nice
kill, Want some? Sometimes you can feed her. There's something
attractive about this...I can sense it but it goes against everything you
might think would work. Now just get even sexier and role play more, be
creative.
Red Bull Routine
Credit- Hyper, Head Coach
Do you know why its called Red Bull?
There was this Unicorn in the forest who was lost and wondered why she
was the only one of her kind. So she set out on a quest to nd other
Unicorns like her.
On the quest she ended up running into a magic fair and at this magic fair,
there was a wizard. And the wizard told her, "The reason there are no
unicorns left is because they were all chased to sea by a Red Bull. So the
wizard turned her into a beautiful woman to protect her from the Red Bull.
The woman then ended up falling in love with a prince whose castle the
Red Bull lived in. And she had a choice between being alone but in love or
being a unicorn and being with the other unicorns for all eternity... She
chose to be a Unicorn and got chased to sea by the Red Bull.
So Red Bull is actually Unicorn piss.
Let me guess what you do?
Let me guess what you do.
Receptionist? Paralegal? Nurse?
(You probably won't get it right , then have her tell you what she does.)
Shit, I was hoping you were a Stripper. Oh well.
Stalker Routine
Credit: Speed, 30/30 Coach

This is a routine I created last year. The start of the routine is set up like a
joke. It asks a question, then immediately goes in a direction that the girl
wasn't expecting. This almost gives the second sentence the feeling of a
punch line. Notice how it plays out almost like a joke.
Hey, you're not a stalker are you?
(Girl answers. No/Sometimes/
Yes/)
Okay. Cause I'm actually in the
market for a new stalker. My old
one is getting boring and I need
to trade her in for a new one.
I mean, she just wasn't creative
enough. I mean, hiding in the
trees while I shower, how cliche is that?
I need someone who's creative. Like if I'm taking a jacuzzi, she just pops
out from under the bubbles or something. You're creative right?
Stalker Routine Con.
!By: Speed 30/30 Coach"
(From there, this usually leads into a stalker role play, and gives great
opportunities for callback humor either during a later stage in the sarge, or
when doing phone game.)
During the role play, I usually like to say, "Stalker is a very hurtful term. I
prefer, 'Girlfriend in the shadows.'"
Contingency:
I only want the best and brightest girls to be my stalkers. They are like the
secret service of stalking so I have a test that will tell me if they have the
mental capacity and proper personality traits to be my new stalker.
Stalker Test 1: Psychological Prole
Let me warn you though, this test will push you to the limits of human
psychological endurance. One girl tried completing the test too fast and
now she's in intensive care suffering from severe exhaustion. Are you
ready? Okay, rst question: What's your favorite movie?
Stalker test 1
Her: "Fight Club."
Second question: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?
Her: "Neither"
"Third question: What is one thing you hope your parents don't know
about you? I'll give you ve extra cool points if it's really juicy."
Her: "I've had a threesome with two other girls."
Hmmmmmm. Let me just calculate the results. Interesting. It says you are
who you say you are......... a seemingly awesome person.......... uh oh........
the test also reveled something else.......... it says your are also...................... a
porn addict.
Accent Routine:
For this routine you basically just start speaking in an accent and tell the
other girl to try an accent. Then do your impression of each so she can
judge. You can then suggest accents for her to try. By far, the best one to
play around with is a Sean Connery accent with the girl. You and her can
both do your best impressions of him. It get's everyone giggling and saying
funny stuff with a funny accent.
Questions Game
!Credit: Speed 30/30 Coach"
We're going to play a game. It's called the Questions Game. It's like truth or
dare, but without the dare because I don't know how weird you are. We're
going to take turns asking each other
questions.
But if you can ask a question that the other
person doesn't want to answer, then you
get a point. You have to tell the truth
though. So try and make them really
embarrassing.
(Here are some examples of good
questions to ask.)
What is one thing you hope your parents
don't know about you?
Have you ever been with a girl?
Have you ever been with more the one person at a time sexually.
How often do you masturbate?
Do you own a sex toy?
What do you think about when you masturbate?
On a scale of one to ten, how good of a kisser are you? (Good way to get a
make-out.)
STEALING & ROBBING
ROLE"PLAYS
I have a lot of fun with these, they are quick, random , funny and gives the girl an
opportunity to play along. If she does it also screens that she has a fun playful
sense of humor.
Lets go steal a car.
Lets go steal a helicopter.
Lets go rob a bank.
Lets go siphon gas out of peoples cars in the middle of the night. . . Yah we can
totally sell it all to our friends for half price.
Lets go shoplifting at Walmart for fun. Last time I was there they caught me but I
got away.
(Here is how you can stack and role play this) Hey, lets go steal a car! Alright we
need a helicopter too, lets steal that also and then well go rob a bank! Ok Have
the Chopper ready, Ill pull in with the stolen car, grab all the money, you throw the
ladder down and Ill climb up and well fly away.
Section III
One Liners
And
Comebacks
Sometimes a woman will bust your balls over and over, just to check if she
can dominate you. Use these one liners and comebacks to let her know she
cant dominate you and you will always be quicker than her.
Every once in a while, let her win one, so she doesnt get bored. Tell her
you got me that time.
The rest of the time, use these one liners and comebacks to keep the
situation light-hearted and fun.
Brad Ps Test Rebuttals
You wish.
If irting is wrong, I don't wanna be
right.
You got served.
Its already been broughten.
You're a smelly pirate hooker, I'm
going to slap you in public.
Maybe if you're lucky.
Maybe if you're a good girl.
That's so Jerry Springer.
(sung) Loooo- zerrrr
Call my assistant, we'll pencil you in.
Write us a letter, we'll think about it.
Ewwww you're so creepy.
Back off before I call security.
You're red.
(point to anything gross) That's
probably what your vagina looks like.
If you were a man I'd punch you right
in the neck.
I wouldn't lick your vagina if it was
made of vanilla pudding.
Damn, you're staring at me really hard,
like I'm a big ice cream cone and you
just want to lick me up and down.
Hey don't be scared, I know I'm really
hot, but you can talk to me like a normal
person.
I think youre a reasonably attractive girl.
Youre kinda nerdy, I like you.

30/30 Students Comebacks
Stop acting like youre Paris Hilton. (Bruce Wayne)
Are you Hannah Montana, cause nothing you say makes any sense. (Bruce
Wayne)
Do you know what I like about you?
Girl: No.
I have no idea either, I'm trying to figure it out. (BruceWayne 30/30)
What do you use for birth control, your personality? (Bruce Wayne)
You're the reason they chlorinate pools. (Speed 30/30)
I'm not sure if I can trust you. You have a very criminal face. (Speed 30/30)
I think youre on your own with that one. (Tripp 30/30)
See?? Something told me you were hard-headed. (By Tripp 30/30)
I want to take you out on a Romantic date. . . To Sizzler!
Thats for me to know and you never to find out (Phidelt 30/30)
Do you want to go mud wrestling together? It can be really fun, you'll get really
wet? (BruceWayne 30/30)
Section IV
Mid Game
and
Beyond
Use these routines for more specialized purposes, like getting a woman
turned on.
Bar Names
When a girl ask your name, say a celebrities name like Hey my name is
Brad....Brad Pitt. Use whatever celebrity name you want, then go on to say thats
your bar name. What are your bar names?
Regardless of what they say, point to one girl and say the following:
We are going to name you SHAKIRA!
Then point to her other friend: And we are going to name you DESTINY! . . .
Wait, thats a stripper name! We can keep you as Destiny. And youre friend here
we can name her CHERRY PIE!
Ok other names to use to play along with for Stripper names can be
BAMBI, CANDY.
Other bar names to use to play along with are SUMMER, ANGELINA,
VANESSA, CINDY Just make up other fun bar names. I like to call one of them
Shakira and then give the rest of them more normal different type of names.
RAPID GROUP COLD READS
By Brad P. and Bruce Wayne 30/30
A cold read is when you make a psychological observation on someone, even if
you have only known them a short time. This particular batch is meant for using
rapid re on groups of girls. Go from one girl to the next, using a cold read on
each one, never stopping to let them respond. This allows you to take power over
a group very quickly. After youve read all the girls, let them ask questions.
You're the innocent one
You're the goodie two
shoes
You're the irt
You're the one with all
the gossip
You're the good friend
You're the good little
church girl
You're a nice girl..
You're the perfect girl to
take home to my mom.
You're the A.D.D. girl
Look you're already not
listening.
You're the Party Girl.. I
bet you partied with
Rick James back in the
day.
You're the drama
queen I bet you watch
Jerry Springer all the
time.
Youre the ckle type...
You go on a date with a
guy 2 times and you get
bored of him and dont
want to see him again.
You're the shy one... You
know what they say
about the shy one. Its
always the shy one.
Youre the quiet one like
Velma from Scooby Doo.
You're the responsible
one... You wake up at
6:15 and get to work at
7:45... I'll hire you as my
assistant and have you
work 80 hours a week.
You're the shopaholic ..I
bet you have 98 pairs of
shoes. Wait I saw you
on Dr. Phil. I agree with
him happiness comes
from within, not from
the mall. But I like the
jeans, weren't those the
same ones you wore on
the show?
The Blender Routine
Hey I just wanted to tell you that this is a very nice conversation we've
been having and I feel very comfortable around you. It's rare in this day
and age to be talking this long with nothing further. Women are so
aggressive these days. Most women can't make it more than 5 minutes
talking to me before they try to make out with me. But you
seem to be different. We've been talking for about 7 or 8
minutes and you haven't even tried to make a move on me.
So I just wanted to say thanks for that.
Hey, how long do you think you could last without making
out with me? Do you think you could make it another 10 minutes? I'd like
to see you at least try to make it 10 more minutes without making out with
me. Now that would be amazing.
Blender Cont.
I'll even sweeten the deal for you. If you can make it 10 more minutes
without making out with me.....I will give you.... a free blender. It's a really
good blender too. You know you want the blender.
(The rest is for more advanced students. Beginners can stop right here.)
But there's going to be some rules.
First rule- No making out with me.
Second rule- You're not allowed to think about making out with me.
You're not allowed to have sexual thoughts and get all worked up about
what could happen if we.... hold it right there, no dirty thoughts allowed.
And if I start to play with your hair like this......and touch your neck like
this...you're not allowed to start getting turned on.
Also, you're not allowed to get wet. Now if I decide to check on you, and
you're getting wet down there, you don't get the blender.
DIRTY OLD MAN
Did I ever tell you how old I am? I'm old. I mean really old. Way too old for
you."

(girl- yeah but how old are you?)
Really old. You should run away right now because if you hang around me
you're gonna be in big trouble little girl. Not only am I old, but I'm dirty
too. I'm a dirty old man and you should run away right now. If you stay
here much longer you're gonna be in big trouble. I'm a dirty old man and
I'll do perverted things to you, little girl.
OR Modied Dirty Old man Routine (by Jake P)
Say: Careful, look at me like that and you're gonna get yourself in big
trouble. I would do dirty things to you, little girl. You should stay away.
Are You Nervous
Were going to play a game. Its called The Nervous Game. Im going to
ask you if youre nervous, and you say yes or no. Then we switch.
(Put your hand on the girl's leg) Are you nervous?
(If she says no, you move it a little higher) Are you nervous?
(You just go again and again until she says yes or you're playing with her
pussy, whichever comes rst. After this part of the game is over, she will
put her hand on your leg and ask if you are nervous. This game can also be
played with groups of girls.)
Section V
Text Messages
Charlie Sheen Text Chain
Here's a text chain where you text the girl rapid re 4 times, whether she
responds or not. This will build up suspense and make the punch line
hilarious.
Text 1
I went out of town, and saw this guy who was so weird, I took a picture of
him and you gotta see it.
Text 2
He had a bunch of hookers with him, and he was saying the craziest things
to everyone.
Text 3
Everyone thought he was a nutjob, but he didn't care. He just kept saying
crazier and weirder things.
Text 4
If you look closely at the picture, you can actually tell that he's on drugs.
(Wait for response. She will ask to see the picture.)
Text 5
Ok are you sure you're ready for it? I have it on my
phone, I can text it to you.
(Then send her any picture of Charlie Sheen. You can
download one from the Internet.)
Vice President Text Chain
Text 1
Hey Im thinking of running for vice president in 2014. Can I count on your
support?
Text 2
Youre so smart and organized. Wanna be my campaign manager?
Text 3
Great thanks so much. Would you mind telling a few of your friends to
vote for me too?
Text 4
Im also going to need a campaign contribution.
Text 5
Hey I was just messing with you to see if youd catch on that theres no
election in 2014. Haha.
Ice Berg Jones (Speed, 30/30)
(and other role playing texts)
This is the Ice Berg Jones Text Routine. It's a role play involving a
pimp named Ice Berg Jones. Here's a transcript of two conversations I
had. You'll get the gist of it pretty fast. Mind you, I'm not black, and
neither are any of the girls. Also, keep in mind
that I dont use this as the first text.
Me: Where my ho at?! Ice Berg Jones
Her: Lmao who in the world is Ice Berg Jones?
Me: You may know me by my Christian
name ---------, but now I go by
Ice Berg. Anyone who doesnt call me
Ice Berg gets a bullet!
Her: Lmao hahaha yes sir Mr. Ice Berg!
Me: Good. I hear you been causing trouble
around Hollywood and thats a problem, cause
Im the only one allowed to cause trouble.
Her: Haha you heard, eh? Yes its true. Ive been wreaking havoc on
the city of Hollywood. Making waves and taking names.
Me: You and me should team up. Show Hollywood wat some real thugz
can do.
Her: Yeah homie. Im down! Haha we so gangsta.
Me: You free this weekend. I just got me a new gat. We gonna rob
some fools.
Her: Lol what is a gat?
Ice Berg Jones (examples)
Me: A piece. Una pistola. A gun homie.
Her: Ah I see home skillet. Well Im actually not free this weekend, but
next weekend I am totally down to shoot some folks lol
Me: I got my parole hearing that weekend. We should do it during the
week. 5-O will never expect that.
Her: Hahaha okay Ill try to do that homie but its going to be hard.
Me: Be strong homie. Next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Her: Okay hit me up and Ill try to make it bro homie dawg.
Me: Fa sho fa sho.
-------------------------
Me: Where my ho at?! Ice Berg Jones
Her: Its spelled burg not berg.
Me: There aint no U in Ice Berg Jones but there can be an Ice
Berg Jones in U.
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! Thats the funniest thing Ive ever heard.
Me: Anyone who dont call me Ice Berg gets a bullet.
Her: Lmfao! I still cant get over that ice berg jones in u joke.
Me: I sunk da Titanic. Aint nobody bringing me down.
Her: Youve definitely sunk me Ice Berg. I think Im ready to go down.
Me: Yeah. Das right. We should meet up to do some hood rat shit.
Her: Haha! Definitely.
Me: This Saturday. 7. BYOG
Her: BYOG?
Me: Bring Yo Own Gat
Her: Haha. Okay. See you then.
The Theory of Role Play Texts (by Brad P)
The Ice Berg Jones routine, or any of the other role plays youre about
to learn, are about creating a character and STICKING TO IT.
The character has a certain agenda with the girl, and he will not be
sidetracked. This allows you to utilize frame control, humor, and all
sorts of good stuff all at once.
Ice Berg Jones- As Speed said, he's a gangster black pimp. His agenda
is to get the girl to come out and do hood rat shit. Ice Berg will not be
deterred from inviting the girl out and causing trouble. Ice Berg Jones
wants to set the schedule also, so 5-0 won't suspect. This is a great
frame for setting up the date.
Heres some more examples of characters you can create to role play.
Always use a character that is completely different than who you are in
real life. If youre black, dont use Ice Berg Jones, use Harvey
Goldbaum or make your own.
If youre a stockbroker, dont use Harvey Goldbaum, use Ice Berg
Jones.
Harvey Goldbaum
If you dont want to try Ice Berg Jones, maybe go with Harvey
Goldbaum, a white stockbroker who tries to give the chicks a market
update and then get them to bring their brokerage account over to
Harvey's firm.
Heres some texts Harvey might write:
Have you seen that the dow is up again today? -Harvey Goldbaum
I just made 20 grand on apple stock!
Have you thought about your future and your retirement fund? I can
make you a lot of money.
Let me send you our new prospectus.
Lets meet up so I can show you my portfolio.
Text Messages for Pinging
In this next section, Im going to give you a list of text messages you can
send to women whose numbers youve taken. But before we get into that,
Id like to give you some strategy for texting, and how it ts in to the
overall strategy for getting laid.
The communication environment has been changing rapidly over the past
few years. From 2010 on, people started talking on the phone less and
texting more. Nowadays, most people prefer to text and rarely talk on the
phone unless its someone they know well or they are planning on being in
a complicated discussion.
These days, its likely that you will set up all your dates without ever
getting a woman on the phone. It will be all text.
Another change in the communication environment worth taking note of is
the fact that women give their number out a lot more than they used to. In
the old days, before text-only communication, women would guard their
phone number carefully. They would fear getting an awkward call from a
guy they dont like.
This has all changed. Now that everyone uses caller ID and text-only
communication, it has become far less risky for a woman to give out her
number.
Not only is there less risk in the current communication environment, but
most women have leveraged their new freedom into getting more
validation and attention via text messages from guys.
Women have adapted to the new communication environment far faster
than men. They give out their number all the time, use the men who
pursue them for validation, and have no fear of any awkwardness. Men
have been slow to adapt. I have seen many students who get too excited
about getting a number, thinking its in the bag. Then they put massive
amounts of energy and emotion into the text conversation. This process
drains their energy, and their ability to pursue more women is decreased.
In light of how the communication environment is changing, I recommend
that everyone reading should update their texting strategy, keeping the
following suggestions in mind.
- You should take LOTS of numbers. Many will lead to nowhere. Lots of
women will give you their number even if they have no intention of
dating you. If you want 3 dates, you should take 12 numbers or more.
- Dont put too much energy or emotion into any one girl until she shows
she is legitimately interested. Just send out some of these ping messages
a few times a week to see if she is listening and responsive. This way you
wont get emotionally drained.
- Dont take it personally if women dont write you back. Remember, in this
day and age, women will give you their number even if there is zero
chance of a date. She might have a boyfriend, be in the middle of a herpes
outbreak, living with her Mom in a trailer, or about to go to jail for 5
years. In many cases, she will give you her number anyway! Then when
you text, she will soak up the validation and attention but never write
back.
- You should be texting 10+ women per day. Start in the early afternoon
and see what sh are jumping that day. You can occasionally keep texting a
girl for weeks or even months even if she doesnt write back often.
Some girls will become interested a few months later. Ive seen it happen
for my Pickup Mansion students. Why would a girl ignore you for 2
months and then decide she wants to go on a date? Simple. Something in
her life has changed. Maybe she broke up with a guy. Maybe the herpes
cleared up. Maybe she moved out of the trailer park.
For reasons that have nothing to do with you, she is back on the market.
Sometimes when girls dont write back to you, its not because your game
sucks or the text message sucks. It has more to do with other factors going
on in her life.
If your text game is truly awesome, you can rise above some of those
external factors more often. This is what we hope to accomplish by sending
tested and perfected pinging texts, and staying persistent for weeks or
months.
Texting can be a lot of work. It can be a boring task. Ive developed a piece
of software that will do most of the work for you. It keeps track of all the
women, writes the text for you, and keeps track of where you met them
and how often they write back.
All you have to do is hit send.
This software is currently available as an app for the iPhone. Its called
Flirty Text, and its available in the app store.
I have pre-loaded Flirty Text with 100 of my best text messages. You can
ping all of your girls in 30-60 seconds and then get on with the rest of your
day.
If youre really serious about getting laid, and taking some of the hassle out
of things, I highly recommend you pick up this app.
In order to protect your security, and prevent women from learning all the
messages in the app, Ive priced it pretty high. Women wont spend $35 just
to nd out whats in the app.
Because of the high price, we will all be able to use Flirty Text without
worrying about any of the messages being recognized.
If you just want to try it out to see how it works, get the Lite version, which
is cheaper.
Or....if you dont mind sitting there doing it manually, go ahead and use
some of the pinging texts in this next section.

Are you ever gonna get off the phone? I
wanna irt with you?
I know you havent been able to stop
thinking about me so I gured Id say hi
One of my friends just got ass
implants. I was thinking about getting
some. What's your opinion on that?
You're a smelly pirate hooker. I'm
going to slap you in public.
Y-- -r- s-xy. Would you like to buy a
vowel?" (Speed 30/30)
Hey. Im just getting dressed right now.
No peeking you dirty girl. (Speed 30/30)
Stop thinking about me (Speed 30/30)
I'm watching the notebook and eating a
bowl of ice cream don't judge me.
I just saw the funniest thing on TV and
thought of you (dwizzite 30/30)
I have good news (borntomack 30/30)
hello beautiful (send 20 seconds later)
oops texted the wrong chick (Dylan McKay)
Hey do u speak text?
(borntomack 30/30)
So I've decided...... (borntomack 30/30)
If you were my employee, I'd sexually
harass you =) (getinthecarEJ1 30/30)
Don't worry, I got home safe (I send
that usually the night I get her number)
(legato 30/30)
Hey dork/nerd or Whats up creeper?
(Dylan McKay 30/30)
"OMG, I just saw this squirrel in the
park and it reminded me of you."
"I bet you're in critical stalker mode
right now. (speed 30/30)
I just won 1.2M in the lottery. So.Im
just texting to say goodbye. (Brad P)
Do u know what vajazzling is?
(Brad P)
I'm starting to get this weird crush on
Ellen DeGeneris. Such cute dance moves.
Whats your weirdest crush? (Brad p)
OMG! I saw the cutest thing in a store
window today! I was gonna get it for you,
for christmas, but I realized it was my
reection! (Ryan 30/30)
I just saw a ninja (Rockstarr 30/30)
"Cheers to a new friend" (I text this
while I am still talking to
her ) (Kojosimpson 30/30)
I bet I know what
"Wow, saw a girl who looked just like
you. Minus the eyepatch of
course" (john KK)30/30)
Last time I saw you, you had a booger
and it was going in and out every time your
breathed through your nose. Sorry I'm
telling you this, I just couldn't hold it in
any longer. (Brad P)
If I were a giant ice cream cone, would
you lick the vanilla till its all melted in
your mouth, or take a bite out of the wafe
part of the cone rst? (fadeaway 30/30)
Nice mass text, where do I click
"unsubscribe?" (Jake P 30/30)
"Ha! I just made you look at your phone
for nothing!" (strider 30/30)
"Hey, this is your phone, i'm getting so
bored in your pocket, please take me
out!" (strider 30/30)
'Make sure you wear something really
hot tomorrow, otherwise we won't match'.
(Dale P 30/30)
"Hello Jessica, I am going to call you
tomorrow at 11am, give me 10 mins on the
phone to introduce myself.
Pick one A) yes B) Maybe :-)
(Bruce Wayne 30/30)
Hey girl, I really wish you were here..
I need someone to wash the dishes and do
the laundry ; ) (brandon 30/30)
I want to do it with you. I want to get
you hot and sweaty. I want to hear you
breathe hard. Do you want to go jogging?
(Bruce Wayne 30/30)
"Your invitation to my birthday party at
Chuck E Cheese has been
revoked" (christopher 30/30)
Conclusion
Thanks for checking out my book.
Youve now been armed with all the most cutting edge material. I hope you
go out and use it right away.
For more dating help, check out the following resources at BradP.com-
The 30/30 Club
Meet 30 new women every 30 days. Get personalized feedback from Brad
and the 30/30 Coaches on our private forum.
Live Workshops
Go out to bars and daytime spots with Brad and the UDS coaches. Watch
us meet women right before your eyes. We will show you how to do it live,
in person.
1on1 Training
Get 1on1 coaching from the coach of your choice. Read all the coaches
blogs and pick your favorite.
Pickup Mansion
Spend 12 months living in Brads Hollywood Hills mansion, picking up the
most gorgeous women in the world.
The Millionaire Makeover
Brad and his team will re-arrange your entire life and transform you into
the person you always dreamed of being.
Its all at BradP.com. Log on to read more.
So what now?
Now that youve read this entire book, Im going to give you one simple
task to complete.
I want you to choose your favorite routine in the entire book. Choose the
one that really made sense to you. Choose something you think women
will love. Print out that one page the routine is on.
Then I want you to fold up that page and put it in your pocket next to
where you keep your wallet and phone.
That page will become standard equipment whenever you leave the house.
You wouldnt leave the house without your wallet and phone, so dont
leave the house without at least one tool for getting laid.
Next time you go out, try out that one routine. See how it works. Then try
it a few more times so you can get it to work well. It often takes a few tries
to get the hang of it.
That is all I want you to do. They say The journey of 1000 miles begins
with one step. I want you to take that rst step by printing out one routine
from this book.
-Brad P.

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