How to be British No. 1: you can tell I'm British because. I live in the past I don't care what people think I'm a different person when the sun's out. No. 2: The United Kingdom How to be British No. :!tarting a con"ersation Get around in English Lesson Forty-four: How to start a Conversation Use this handy card whenever you want to start a conversation with a British person.
How to be British No. 1: you can tell I'm British because. I live in the past I don't care what people think I'm a different person when the sun's out. No. 2: The United Kingdom How to be British No. :!tarting a con"ersation Get around in English Lesson Forty-four: How to start a Conversation Use this handy card whenever you want to start a conversation with a British person.
How to be British No. 1: you can tell I'm British because. I live in the past I don't care what people think I'm a different person when the sun's out. No. 2: The United Kingdom How to be British No. :!tarting a con"ersation Get around in English Lesson Forty-four: How to start a Conversation Use this handy card whenever you want to start a conversation with a British person.
You can tell Im British because... I live in the past I dont care what people think Im a different person when the suns out Im not bothered about a bit of dust I never refuse a drink I dont speak a foreign language Im lost without my dog I wouldnt live anywhere else
How to be British No. 2: The United Kingdom
How to be British No. : !tarting a con"ersation
Get around in English Lesson Forty-four: How to Start a Conversation Use this handy card whenever you want to start a conversation with a British person. Just look them in the eye and say the conversation starter for your level. Its as easy as that! Elementary Its a nice day today, isnt it? Intermediate Bit of a cold wind today, isnt there? Looks like were in for some rain later. Advanced A trough of low pressure is sweeping down from south-east Iceland, bringing fog and frost to low lying areas, with scattered thunderstorms in the west and a belt of rain, which may fall as sleet or snow over the Pennines, moving across the whole country by tomorrow lunchtime. Dont worry if you cant understand their replyjust keep smiling! Tourists like you are ruining this place! Yes, it is, isnt it?
How to be British No. #: British beer
British Beer or Instant English! Units Language level 1 pint No change to your English 2 pints Your English goes up a level 3
Your English goes up a level (but the grammar disappears) 4
You become very fluent, but start mixing English with your own language 5
You discover you can sing in English, and are brilliant at karaoke 6
You suddenly know lots of taboo words in English (fortunately, no-one else seems to understand them) 7
You cant speak English at all (and also forget your own language) Over 7 (Danger Zone!) You start speaking American English How to be British No. $: Ye %lde Britaine
How to be British No. &: Brea'(ast
How to be British No. ): The British bathroom
The (British) Bathroom 1. The bath 2. Cold tap 3. Very cold tap 4. Shower (not in UK) 5. Chain (see instructions) 6. W.C. 7. Safety belt 8. Toilet brush (not to be used internally) 9. Medicated toilet tissue (industrial strength) 10. Washbasin 11. Air-conditioning 12. Monitoring device (for staff training purposes only) 13. Tiddles 14. Guest room (overspill)
How to be British No. *: How to com+lain
Get around in English: Lesson Sixteen How to Complain This meat is as tough as old boots. Hows your fish? It tastes off. And these vegetables are cold. This wine is awful I asked for dry and theyve given us sweet! And look, theres a worm in my side-salad.. How is your meal? Is everything all right? Oh, yes. Its lovely! Excellent thank you! How to be British No. ,: Tourist -ttractions
How to be British No. 1.: !+ea' slowl/0 +lease
My English When I Arrived Here Speak slowly, I dont can good understand My English Now (5000 later) Speak slowly, please, I dont can good understand!
How to be British No. 11: 1ractise Your 1re+ositions
Get aound in ENGLISH Lesson Ninety-five: Practise Your Prepositions down, up next to, on off, away back
How to be British No. 12: How to be +olite
Get around in English Lesson Twenty Five: How to be Polite 1. Wrong HELP! 2. Right Excuse me, Sir, Im terribly sorry to bother you, but I wonder if you would mind helping me a moment, as long as its no trouble, of course
How to be British No. 1: 2ress sense
Mm. The British are obviously warmer people than I thought...
And I say youre not properly dressed!
How to be British No. 1#: !ho++ing
ust think there are over 200 museums, galleries and heritage sites in London
Luckily, I only had time to go shopping!
How to be British No. 1$: Brits -broad
I can't understand this it's all FOREIGN This weather's too hot for me! Well, take your pullover off then! I'll tell you one thing you can't get a decent CUP of TEA in this place!
Apart from The Weather, The Food, The accommodation, The Countryside, The People and the Language Im having a great time here! Wotcha, mate! How are ye diddling? Blooming brass monkey weather innit, eh? Say, how are you fixed for the odd bob or two...?
How to be British No. 1,: 4ind the ga+5
Get around in English Lesson Thirteen: Survival English
Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mm. I wonder what Mind the gap means... Mind the gap! Mind the gap! I must find out... Ah! This must be why its called the Underground...
How to be British No. 2.: How to +ronounce the th
Get around in English Lesson Seventy-two: How to Pronounce the th sound 1. Place tip of tongue behind the top teeth 2. Breathe out 3. Retract tongue 4. Vibrate air behind tongue and say: 5. he !"iths #ear thin clothes throughout the #inter "onths$ %. &onsult dentist
How to be British No. 21: -s'ing the 3a/
Get around in English Lesson Six Asking the Way
How to be British No. 22: 6at 7ish 8 9hi+s
EAT FISH & CHIPS if its the last thing you do!
How to be British No. 2: :reat Britons
How to be British No. 2#: Brain o( Britain
Brain of Britain
language learning facility (not visible to naked eye) Royal Family recognition centre mistrust of Europe ventricle national pride gland (likely to become inflamed during World Cup) etc, etc,...
How to be British No. 2$: !easide Holida/s
Seaside holidays
Ah, you can't beat a good old-fashioned British seaside holiday no worries about harmful ultra-violet rays for us!
How to be British No. 2&: The British 1ub
THE BRITISH PUB has survived unchanged for a 1000 years. A little thing like the smoking ban isnt going to make a difference
How to be British No. 2): 7air 1la/
BRITAIN, the home of fair play
After you! No, I couldnt possibly its your turn! and good losers!
Oh, bad luck Never mind its only a game!
How to be British No. 2*: ;eal 4ail
You cant beat good old-fashioned REAL mail
agonising for hours over which card to buy queuing up at the post office to buy the right stamp writing a unique personal message by hand sticking the stamp in the proper place dashing to the nearest pillar box to catch the post when it really matters