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Blessings
I was very much pleased to know that this year also, the students of Ramrao
Adik Institute of Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai are bringing out a magazine
of the Institute “The Wall ’09”, keeping the tradition of RAIT. The excellent
feature of the magazine is that it consists of two sections, one in English and
the other in Marathi. This time also the articles are of quite different style.
I had an immense pleasure to know that the release of “The Wall ‘09” is
coinciding with the “Birthday Celebration” of our dear Mr. Vijay Patil,
President, RAIT.
The efforts of students and the faculty members of RAIT are highly appreciated
for their enthusiasm and working tremendously to bring out this magazine.
With Blessings,
Founder President,
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Greetings from Shri Vijay D. Patil
I was extremely delighted to know that the students of Ramrao Adik Institute of
Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai are bringing out the college magazine- ‘The
Wall’ under the guidance of Director Shri Uday Shende, Principal Dr. Satish
Devane and Prof. A. N. Nakra. They wanted the magazine to be released on the
I highly appreciate the efforts of all of them who have worked very hard and
sincerely to bring out the magazine. I also congratulate the editorial team for
their excellent work in organizing both the sections of the magazine, namely,
English and Marathi which is a new venture. It is our pride that the articles are
of informative type dealing with art, history, culture, music, poetry, jokes,
etc.
I hope that the students will continue with our endeavor to promote and
Vijay D. Patil
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Compliments from Dr. Ajeenkya D. Patil
With the blessings of Satya Sai Baba and Sant Gajanan Maharaj, it gives me an
This time, the magazine has two sections- one of English and the other of
Marathi, which is a remarkable decision. Most of the articles are related to art,
I congratulate all the members of the Editorial Team who have worked very
hard and sincerely to bring out this year’s edition of the magazine.
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Appreciation
We have immense pleasure to state that the students of Ramrao Adik Institute
of Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai under the guidance of Prof. A.N.Nakra and
other faculty members are bringing out a magazine of the institute “The Wall
09”. The magazine has come out due to their hard work, untiring efforts and
Vijay D.Patil.
We highly appreciate the efforts of all of them and congratulate them for their
excellent work in organizing both the sections, i.e. English and Marathi. The
articles are of different nature, dealing with art, history, culture, music,
Director Principal
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Word of Praise
I have immense pleasure to be associated with the Editorial Team of “The Wall
Institute of Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai. The students had worked very
hard to bring out the magazine well in time to be released on the occasion of
our President Shri Vijay D. Patil’s birthday, on 17th September. This has given
I really have a very high appreciation for the enthusiasm of our students and it
is a great experience to read their articles, having salient language and with
different nicknames etc. This time there was a good response from the
students with their articles for publication. The magazine has a new feature
this year- it has two sections, one of English and the other of Marathi.
I wish BEST OF LUCK to all the members of The Wall ‘09 Editorial Team for
Prof. A.N.Nakra
Co-convener and Chief Editor
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The Wall ’09 Committee
Patron:
Shri Vijay D. Patil, President, RAIT.
Advisor:
Shri Uday S. Shende, Director, RAIT.
Convener:
Dr. Satish R. Devane, Principal, RAIT.
Co-convener cum Chief Editor:
Prof. A.N. Nakra
Editor-In-charge:
Sushrut Munje - Instrumentation Dept.
Co-Editor:
Sneha Das - Computers Dept.
English Editorial Team:
Aninya Ahluwalia - Electronics and Telecommunications Dept.
Vijay Sharma - Electronics Dept.
Surabhi Srivastava - Electronics and Telecommunications Dept.
Shibani Sharma - Computers Dept.
Mayuresh Hedaoo - Electronics Dept.
Dhanashri S - Instrumentation Dept.
Marathi Editorial Team:
Chaitali Patil - Computers Dept.
Triveni Keskar - Information Technology Dept.
Technical Team:
Pratyush Anand - Electronics Dept.
S.P.Prashant - Electronics Dept.
Rahul Talekar - Instrumentation Dept.
Special Thanks to Saumya Pant, Mansi Jain, Azriel Samson, Anirudh Singh Chohan and
Ninad Jadhav.
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The Wall’ 09 Masons
Photographed by Azriel Samson
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RAIT
An Engineering College with a Difference
Government of Maharashtra.
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From the Editor
I t took days to form the final draft, hours of music to form the final draft, minutes of brain-
storming to form the final draft, seconds of yelling bouts to form the final draft and now finally
it’s all over! We are proud to present The Wall ’09 to dear RAITians (student and faculty) and
all those non-RAITians who will still read this edition and yes, appreciate the same.
The Cover:
The Wall ’09 aims to initiate a positive change- in the way individuals think and in the issues
that we feel are lagging behind the times. Balance and harmony of two opposites is desirable.
Why not splatter our individual Walls with the change we want to see around us? :)
The Wall believes everyone will feel at home with the content. From the college societies to
the stereotypes, from blogs to Green Campaigns in the city, from random poetry to stuff on
music- The magazine caters to everyone’s needs.
We are thankful to the cooperative faculty members for their unwavering support on every step
which lead to making The Wall ’09 what it is right now. We are appreciative of the moral
support offered by President Shri Vijay Patil. The Wall is grateful to Shende Sir and Devane Sir;
without whose guidance and vision this magazine could not have evolved. We thank Nakra Sir
wholeheartedly for his suggestions and the ‘room’ he provided helped us achieve what we
wanted in the magazine. I would like to thank all my team-mates for everything that went in to
create The Wall ’09. I thank them a lot for bearing with me and my whims, crazy ideas and
loud laughs. I thank them again because The Wall loves them all for the sweat and blood they
put in with me.
The Wall misses its ex-Mason Arjun Kaushik (with all his grins and one-liners) and Tarun
Venkateshwar who was one of its enthusiastic readers. They met with a fatal accident on 7th
September ’09. May their souls rest in peace.
Sushrut Munje
Editor-in-Charge
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Principal’s Interview
(We look forward to the awesome year, all ye SUC Core Committee members!) :P
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in
America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben
The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in
your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a
mask.
-- Jim Morrison
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What to Look Out For
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Alumni Speak!
W hat was the best “I made good friends while in college who have stood by me
through thick and the thin till date”
thing about being a part
of this college? “Opportunities for Extra-curricular activities”
“Every thing, the best days of my life were spent in RAIT. It
taught me to look at the world in a new way”
What was your favorite “Never had a fixed hung out place, It kept changing since
hangout place in the the college building itself was evolving when I was in college
college? And when were .It varied from the labs, canteen, stairs to the SUC room (in
you found hanging out the basement then) during Horizon”
there? “Erstwhile engineering canteen in basement (now I think it’s
a Diploma lab) Used to hang out there most of the time
(except when attending an occasional lecture)”
“Sharad, Boys Room/IEEE/SUC-Room/ whatever you call it”
What’s that one thing “The quadrangle in the CBD college structure (it was very
about the college that easy to find people). You just had to shout out their name”
you’ll miss the most? “This one is difficult to answer… Pretty much miss all of
college”
“As said everything, but most the friends and very important
dear Prof’s lectures”
Is there a change or “Well, it’s long list. For starters- some parts of the college
improvement that you’d needs to be sanitized and white washed. Especially the
like to see in our college? Canteen”
“More participation from the Industry and the Alumni. Was
as good as absent when we were in college”
“Changes are in transit and it feels good!”
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What is the one thing “The Grit and comradeship of the RAITians. The welcome
about this college that smile that we get from the non-teaching stuff (only constant
you feel should never in RAIT) when we visit college”
change? “The freedom of expression. It actually was a unique feature
of RAIT when we were in college. It allowed students to find
their true character. RAITians are not just smart, they are
also street smart”
Contributed by:
Pradnya M. Morje
1993 Alum (Computers Dept.)
Vishal Shanbhag
2002 Alum (Computers Dept.)
Rahul More
2007 Alum (Information Technology Dept.)
Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to
divorce themselves from their predecessors.
-- Jim Morrison
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Kalaraag
IEEE
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CSI
ISA
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RAIT Alumni Association
SUC
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The Wall
The team spends sleepless nights and good The Wall blog:
food hours to produce this wad of papers http://www.raitthewall.wordpress.com
and all it gets is smiles, pats and
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
-- Jean Harlow
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An Ode to the Friend
To,
Arjun Kaushik,
Superhero/Guru/Friend/Brother
I am still numb inside and some part of me always will be. But this is to celebrate your life and
remember your legacy. Thank you for always being the witty one around. Thank you for being
the Superhero who groomed his sidekick and the Guru that thought his ‘Chela’ to be himself.
Thank you for all the goodwill said and unsaid. Thank you for teaching me to laugh and enjoy a
little more. I know you won't read this but to everyone else that does this is to remind them of
the life you have lived and the indelible impression that you left behind.
To your family go our prayers and all our succorance. To your soul the knowledge that we have
This is what you wrote for me when you passed out of college and I intend to follow it.
Reasons to be missed…
Yours truly,
Aravindhan Nagarajan
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*Title*
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TE- The toughest year, academically. (of ME: HUH??!!
course you have to study moron). I call this
the 'relationship year' friends become just a FRIEND: Practicing my Word List man. On
little more and love is all around. There is the cover it said 'most effective when used
a mad rush among prospective GS, CS, in everyday life'
Treasurer, IEEE/CSI/ISA Chairman to work
and prove that they are the best. HORIZON RHAPSODY replaced HORIZON this year and
organization is done mostly by the TE's honestly it was just that… a replacement
simply because of the “I want a POST” which never lived up to the original (to put
mentality. Some of us really didn't care it very very very mildly).
about posts so we chose to work for 'The
Wall' (incidentally your current GS was the
big boss at that time and the best editor-in- Farewell happened and we bid a tearful
chief this magazine has seen… and will goodbye to our ALMA MATTER.
probably see… come to think of it most of
your current committee has worked for The Some of you out there may not agree with
Wall … so if u want posts this is the new me when I say that these days will be your
place to be I think). Placements also best ever but trust me, getting up and
happen this year and you can be confident going to office everyday should not be
about getting a job with the placement something you look forward to (sure the
committee working overtime to get money helps) you may not like the crowd or
companies to college, these guys are good. the infra, but the people here are the best
HORIZON happened and I think it was the you'll ever find. Out here there's nobody to
best I attended. say MAAF YAAR when a SCENE happens,
nobody to argue about the football scores.
BE- The most ‘MAAF’ year, ever. Bunked Enjoy your days ladies and gents, get to
more this year than ever before. Treated know your seniors… at least introduce
this as the most ‘MAAF’ year academically yourself to them… read THE WALL :D… and
koi SCENE hi nahi hua. This was also the yes you may not believe it but actually pay
CAT/GRE season year. People get all attention to the Profs sometimes at
serious about their lives and future and least!!!!
start preparing for these exams. The entire
atmosphere of college changes. Here's an That's all folks… my RAIT experience. In the
example how- end, I'd just like 2 say…
Before CAT/GRE season: RAIT is like and old treasure chest you
discover, of course it catches your
Me: Dude weekend kaisa tha? attention instantly, piques at your curiosity
and you want to know everything that's in
the box. You open it and you are held in
Friend: Sahiii!!! I managed to catch the awe, you go through the items one by one
latest Mallika Sherawat movie! and it leaves you more and more
enchanted, more surprised and more
During CAT/GRE season: curious than ever!! You glee with joy as you
find familiar items and want to know more
ME: Dude weekend kaisa tha? about the rest. That's how RAIT is to you -
familiar, surprising and not to mention
Friend: Positively delightful… watching awesome as hell.
Mallika Sherawat gyrate to the foot tapping
number managed to levitate my Arjun Kaushik
despondent spirit greatly!! 2009 Alum (Computers Engg.)
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Smile and Capture the Spirit of Humanity
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As Usual
crowded or dingy it is. We are now resilient
T error has time and again struck.
Causing more damage than before.
by force, not by choice. The local police
Soldiers have once again come to our charge a fine to the private buses if they
rescue; the braves have once again lost find people standing in it. But that rule is
their lives, and the terrorists have once not applicable to the Government-run
again been successful in their ruthless and transport buses. The government will allow
heinous cause. malls to be built in areas where people
And as usual, India is showing sympathy and desperately want housing. Cliché, but the
regret. poor are getting poorer and the rich,
richer.
Resignations are being thrown. But who is
to take responsive action? Until we take a stand, decide to deserve
We got a proof as to what brought terror to more, things will continue as usual. The
the city, but what use is proof if nothing is trains will always be less than required.
made out of it? The lavatories at stations will stink as bad.
Common man will suffer. The politicians
The CST station, which is the biggest hub of will extort as much money as they can, but
Mumbai, which connects harbor, central they will get away with it very easily. And
and main lines of the local trains, where the law would be as oblivious as always.
more than 10 lakh people board and alight
trains on a regular basis, did not have Politicians will declare more money in
enough security arrangements to prevent crores but no one will dare ask her about
an attack in its very heart. What chance its source, because that’s donation from
does the rest of the city have unless there poor as they put it. But if a middle class
is vigilance and cooperation from every guy declares a meager amount, full
quarter- from the administration as well as whereabouts with legitimate proof would
the common masses? And are we different be demanded from him. The soldiers and
from what we were prior to the attacks? the local public will be distraught in
Maybe yes, but is the change substantial? Is Kashmir, but the Government will ask for
it enough to prevent future catastrophes? Peace, rather beg for peace. More pilots
Or are things very much the usual? will lose their lives, in crashes. And if there
are more people like Salaskar and Karkare,
There needs to be a more visible, tangible there will be those who will take them
change… The Taj has been stripped off its away from us.
sheen, its magnanimous royal structure;
but India talks about peace. The wanton A lot has been said to boil the bloods of
attacks can still continue, maybe with those who can still fight back. Till then,
increased force and terror. The prominent why don’t WE try? Why don’t we instill a
landmarks are still in danger of being desire to change?
destroyed. We are in our comfort zones
thinking that somehow, we are away from Until then, it would be As Usual…
the shocking truth that is Terrorism.
Everyone in our homes is safe.
Prof. Kumar Tekchandani
We have developed immunity, a tolerance (Electronics and Telecommunication
for in-competency and mediocrity. We
board the train or bus, no matter how
Department)
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RECOs
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Cursors to Cruise With
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Self pity does invite resentment thinking deep.
faster than anything. Yes, you start
Presentation IS important. Buy a Tons more but they aren’t for free.
nice pen and make lines after every Anybody who is particularly harried can
line. join me in the quest to amass more
Sometime you have to try to be knowledge.
happy. As in try hard.
Drab is drab only as long you are. Sneha Das
SE (Computer Engg.)
Mayuresh Hedaoo
TE (Electronics Engg.)
Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all
doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you.
-- Jim Morrison
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Stereotypes in College
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Horizon 2k8: An Organizer’s Perspective
The next obvious stage of creating a By the New Year, we had covered a few
suitable presentation came next. We had other need not be mentioned companies
the videos, the pictures and the content, and started work in earnest. With the
the only thing needed was an arresting exams nearing an end, our working
presentation. After an unusually long delay committee was almost decided. Shitiz and
because of laziness on the part of team Nishant (then TE’s) were handed Stalls and
members and inconclusive ideas, we passed a recovery target of a Lac set for them.
the buck to Pankhil who created a stunner. Shitiz delivered the first check on Jan 5
Unlike previous years, when the from a local bakery guy. I think it was the
presentation was a just a two-three slide earliest possible cheque ever for Horizon.
thing, which embarrassed not only the The second major cheque was our biggest
Corporate people who we showed it to, but catch, Raymonds, a contact of an Ex-
also ourselves; this was a colourful yet RAITian and not an Alumnus. Vivek and a
sober, catchy yet subtle presentation. four member team gave the presentation
Someone came up with the idea of burning to a packed board room and we struck
it all on black, labelled CDs with the gold. By the end of Jan, we had already
‘Horizon’ logo. And I think it looked flicked our Major Sponsor and people got a
astonishingly eye-catching at a very cheap little complacent. However, we Core
cost. Organizers personally saw to it that all the
major brands were covered. Automobiles
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(Vivek), Computer companies, Networking better than nothing though this adage was
sites (me), Telecom companies (Venky, to be proved wrong on the eve of Horizon.
Dhruv, me,) Apparel, FMCG, TV Channels,
Media Houses by a host of other people A few others that need mention are-
including Zinal, Rushil, Dham, Shitiz,
Dhruv, Rohit Mulay and of course our Powerhorse: The guy said he could do
attempt at receiving charity through Paintball, but later backtracked and
benevolent donations (Alok). Our schedule offered the Organizers only complimentary
in the month of Jan-Feb was packed; we crates, which we politely refused.
set out every day at 9, did our stuff, met
up with the other teams in the city or Indiatimes.com: My personal failure. I
headed back ecstatic at the slightest screwed up and paid the price for being too
corporate attention or disillusioned at greedy. When you are offered a check of
being ignored. Evenings were generally 40k for only website publicity and a few
spent at CCD – Vashi or Belapur unwinding banners and you take a hard-line expecting
or the fabulously ‘cheap’ Café Vihar. them to come back and negotiate with
folded hands, dude you need to visit a
A few notable raids or attempts that need shrink.
mention here-
Indiagames.com: My chums from Horizon
Bigadda.com: Initiated by me and Vivek 2007, this time I expected more than Yana
through a contact from Ninad, the best Gupta from them. They were in the midst
presentation of my life and still no major of office location changes, policy changes,
funds. We were a little late, by only a few and a takeover from UTV and were positive
days. The deal was effectively tie-up by for more than a Lac for Paintball and LAN
Zinal. gaming and then did a volte-face on me.
Airtel: Tanveer’s big contact and I mean Kreeda.com: These guys took us on a ride
bigger than really big. Multitudes of for a month by agreeing to buy out
meetings, Venky’s high profile detours to Footloose in Jan, it was my first score, and
Malad, 10 days and nights of preparing then chickened out after a bad experience
different proposals each day and submitting at Somaiya college. They again asked for
them next day and redrafting it again the quotes on Backdrops and Side-drops worth
next. Lacs of rupees and made me run to Kalina,
We were all exhausted, it had gone on to and then again said they weren’t
such a high level, that we were expecting interested. Venky’s polite, yet insanely
nothing less than Atif Aslam from them and hilarious telephonic tirade at the woman
he is damnedly expensive. We offered them was magical and will be remembered for
business deals, package deals, sell-out years to come.
deals, All Navi-Mumbai college deals,
everything that can be possibly put on the The funds were almost in, Venky, who had
table and not. When you have financially done nothing up till now was given his job,
exact minds like Venky’s and Kedia’s, my the allocation of funds. The work he was
letter writing capabilities and an best at and well worth his salt. We had to
assortment of exotic touches, you know the keep in mind our commitment to ‘Project
outcome is going to be a cracker. Airtel Udaan’ (Venky’s brainchild), the education
was a harbinger of doom, although we of underprivileged children which also had
never noticed it. Venky’s clutch plate got its fair share of ups and downs. Venky being
screwed, Kedia’s bike almost got stolen, Tamil, none of the events got what they
Animesh’s car banged into another’s (I was expected, in fact they got much lesser than
in it) all on the way to Airtel meetings and what they actually needed and many were
we knew it was ill, yet we ploughed on. bluntly told to go hit the streets.
The final outcome almost midway through
Feb was trivial change, below our most Successes late in the day were SBI (Nipun,
conservative estimations. But something is at the very end), Savsol (Dhruv, Fashion
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Show), etc. Our artistes were confirmed,
Pritam for the main night, and Gary Lawyer
for Pronite. Jasneet and Tanveer had worked hard upon
Other anecdotes worth mentioning: the posters, but none of us were
professionals like Shetty who was busy with
Shitiz’s miraculous procurement of pizzas other commitments and the result was a
for the organizers every evening, from pretty weird mix of colours and hues of
Smokin’Joes for a week preceding Horizon. every kind. A few nights before Horizon, we
went around plastering the posters on the
Sushrut’s and Pratyush’s great job with the walls with ‘pappi’ glue. With due credit to
Free Press Journal. all the people who worked hard, student
participation has dimmed down, was it
The charade called CSI going cultural, and because of Venky’s diktat of no free
trying to upstage Horizon. When will people alcohol or anything else? We’ll never know.
learn that Horizon is too big a Goliath for a We did the plastering, and someone hit
pebble to bring down that easily. upon a brilliant idea. The Med festival was
happening around the same time, and they
Another Horizon upstaging act- were putting their Rs. 10 a piece poster
The whole college knew ‘Horizon’ was inside the campus. We had an enjoyable
slated for March 7-9. A bunch of idiotic time pulling as many down as we could
opportunists wanted to organize a national before we were caught and some of us
level sports event called ‘Sparks’ and took actually pretended to be FE’s and said that
the same date from VP (Vijay Patil sir) as we thought their fest was over. Well, we
‘Horizon’. It doesn’t give a good impression were not to take such things lightly, if they
to take such fights to VP. Especially ones had quality, we had quantity and the urge
that can be settled in the SUC room with a and the creativity and the dire need and
few volleys of the choicest abuses. We had the ingenuity. We plastered a huge 50
to compromise and pre-pone Horizon, poster thing right in front of the Mechanics
wrong decision no. 2 of the festival for me. Lab which spread around 15-20 meters, the
The purported Sports Event never took entire length of the wall reading HORIZON,
place. and another one at the Law Entrance
reading RAIT with a sign post. These were
Rohit Mulay and Arjun’s bike accident and well visible from 50-100 meters away. Plus
subsequent hand and leg fracture, and in the redecoration of RRC, with the entire
the words of a friend; the ‘manhus’ bike Nirvana tree area plastered, seating,
turned out to be Mohsin’s. Pfff. legging and the tree too not being spared.
The next morning RAIT and HORIZON were
Sakshi, Sameer and Ankit Jain’s separate all over the campus and we were in
forays to garner money for the business and the college authorities were
Discotheque, the War of the DJ’s and all enraged, but the wave passed, people
night Hookah Lounge. started taking enthusiasm.
The entrapment of Masala Chai for the I'll end this part here, and complete the
massive, grand yet eventual fiasco Hookah last few days prior to Horizon and the
stall plus the hookah lounge courtesy festival itself sometime later.
Dhruv, Shitiz, Nishant and the gang.
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RAA Begins
So, we made the best of what we were
S oumendra Nanda sat in his office in
front of the cool glow of his five-year-old
given and many of us worked hard to make
a difference in each other's RAIT
experience. I cannot comment on the state
15-inch Powerbook G4, on a cold winter of RAIT today since the ‘news’ section of
day of 2007 in Hanover, New Hampshire. our main RAIT website is never updated,
He dreamt of a place in a galaxy, not so far but I sincerely hope some things have
far away, but one that was worlds apart changed for the better.
from his current existence. He was
travelling back in time to 1997 when he Yet, we RAITians somehow still managed
first saw RAIT on his first day as an FE. the impossible. Most of us still managed to
Looking back, those 4 short yet amazing graduate and leave the place and go on to
years seemed to have flown by just so successful careers! We all left with our
quickly. It seemed like an eternity back heads held high and proud of the fact that
then, but in retrospect he wished it had we were RAITians and knew that RAIT
lasted longer and he had taken more would always be a part of us.
pictures of all the great moments.
After graduating, we all went our separate
RAIT is not just a college, it’s an ways. Most of us stayed in touch with our
experience. It has its highs and it has closest friends, but a fair number of us
probably twice as many lows. Every one from the older batches lost touch with each
who graduates from RAIT laments about other. The saddest part was even though
how great RAIT was back in his or her day we missed RAIT and had our share of happy
and how it just isn't the same any more. I memories, almost all of us lost touch with
bet I could make a fortune selling T-shirts RAIT. For a number of reasons not worth
that say "Boy am I glad I graduated from visiting here, RAIT never seemed to miss us
RAIT back in my day when it still rocked!” and never reached out to us, its Alumni.
The RAA was started by a set of wise RAIT
Did RAIT really rock harder in the good old students in 2003 who set out to correct
days? Could you or anyone prove it? Well, some of these problems. In 2007, Mohsin
until recently, we RAITians did host an Dingankar became the RAA GS.
awesome rock show at a fest we called
Horizon, but the truth is that since the very At around the same time, I was sitting in
beginning of its short history, (with the Hanover, in cold New Hampshire trying to
exception of magazines like Engineers’ finish my PhD. I was extremely fortunate
Voice and The Wall), both RAIT and its to be in an institution that was living proof
Alumni have done a pathetic job of of the amazing things that can be achieved
formally recording our history. when alumni, current students and
management worked together. Its secret
Two proverbs come to my mind: If you was simple: Provide the absolutely best
don't know where you have been, how can education possible and in return alumni
you know where you are headed? And if build a bond with the college that lasts a
history has taught this world anything, it’s lifetime. This bond is the reason; alumni
the truth that if you don't know your gave back generously to their alma mater
history, you are doomed to repeat it. and help the next generation enjoy an
educational experience that is as good, if
Honestly, the good-old-days at RAIT weren't not better than the one they experienced.
always that good. We had our share of And at Dartmouth College (a tiny college
broken lab equipment, virus-filled PCs that with only 1000 undergrads in each batch),
struggled to boot, power-cuts on Fridays, the alumni gave back to the tune of
unusable toilets etc. If you have been here $2,000,000,000. Yes, that’s Two Billion
long enough, you can guess the list. Dollars. Sure they have the advantage
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of having been around since 1769 and RAIT Some bragging rights: We now have tons of
has only been around for since 1983, but photos, videos, blog posts, official Class
clearly there are lessons worth learning groups and regional chapters (including 8 in
here. So I started taking notes. the US)! Ironically we have more RAITians
in the US chapter than we do in the Mumbai
I wondered what could be done to help chapter. We have updated the alumni site
RAITians around the planet to connect with dozens of times to make it more useful and
each other and with the next generation at load faster and are always listening to what
RAIT. We alumni had a mailing list or two RAITians want us to do next. We even have
on YahooGroups and elsewhere, but they an alumni-written constitution for how we
were unfiltered and full of spam. Privacy should govern ourselves. Everything on the
controls was almost non-existent and you alumni portal has been contributed by
would keep getting requests to publicly members like you and we have plenty of
post your personal details for the RAIT room to grow!
database. We had and still have an RAIT
Orkut group with over 3000 members. The We managed to publish a professional-
most common activity on that group is to looking alumni magazine, imaginatively
play "slap the person above you" or "give a titled the RAIT Alumni Magazine or [RAM]
nickname for the person above you" on the and are working on the next issue! We
forums. reach out to RAITians on cutting-edge
social-media tools like twitter and have
I figured there had to be a better way. So hundreds of fans cheering us at Facebook
to cut a long story a short, after a fair bit We helped 700+ professional RAITians to
of research and development, I made an connect on Linked-In.
experimental RAIT site called the "RAIT
Alumni Network" We will fight to keep old RAIT traditions
alive and aim to start a few new ones! And
From day one, I was committed to keeping yes we will also have Alumni Reunions. :)
the site free and free of spam, while
protecting the privacy of all RAITians on it. These are not just "my" bragging rights,
After all if the CEO of a famous company these are "our" collective bragging rights as
went to RAIT, he probably did not want the RAITians and it’s up to us to add
world (or even all RAITians) to know his accomplishments to this list that we can all
private phone number and email address be proud of, just as we are all proud to be
(at least not without his consent). Mohsin RAITians. I think it’s safe to say that
was one of the early adopters of the site moving forward, our RAIT history will be
and he realized its potential. He put his well-preserved (in print and at least in
weight behind it (all 100 lithe pounds!) and digital form), but only if we work together
pushed the college management to accept to sustain all these efforts.
it as the "official" RAIT alumni networking
site. With a bit of voodoo, the site now By building the RAIT Alumni Network, we
appears at http://alumni.rait.ac.in and hope we gave you "A New Hope" and
looks to most new-comers as though it was managed to inspire both current RAITians
built and is managed by the amazing and alumni-alike. To current RAITians
people who manage RAIT, whom you can reading this, our next collective Episode is
read about at www.rait.ac.in. I honestly unwritten. If you want to make a
wish that were the case. The truth is the difference in the world, you have to take a
site is run purely by unpaid alumni and stand and you have to fight for what you
student volunteers. I am personally not want and believe. Every RAITian can make
aware of any other alumni organization on a positive impact in each other's lives if we
this planet that operates quite like we do, work together.
and runs purely on the true RAIT spirit.
There are many problems at RAIT and in
the world at large. And the first step to
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solving problems is to talk about them. We Reconnect with RAITians today at
hope you will come together at the RAIT http://alumni.rait.ac.in, invite your
Alumni Network to start or join a friends and help us keep RAIT rocking for
conversation, and will challenge yourself to the next 25 years.
overcome your inertia and to follow up
your ideas with action. We have great And may the Force be with you!
opportunities in the RAA rebellion for
people who want to show leadership or
want to learn how to work in a team.
Anybody who wants to help the RAA is
always welcome to join us and lead the Soumendra Nanda
way. 2001 Alum (Computers Engg.)
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It’s just the beginning. Wanna join in?
T o Begin With -
BE Speaks :
Inputs from
Stiff-Upper-Lipped BE(s)
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Yay!
R AIT (our college, in case you tend to Egg sitting on a wall, falling down and
shattering into a mess. This mention was
be absent-minded) has split personality, at
least in appearance. applauded by Siddhesh, Pratik and Me. Yes
Lower half: awesome, old-fashioned bricks dear people, we had almost decided upon
Upper half: awesome, chic-looking glass dear old Humpty Dumpty to be our mascot!
panes Humpty Dumpty the Noble and Broken Egg-
What can get better? mascot of RAIT’s The Wall. You can say we
Yay! were high on coffee or we had lost it or we
were all trying to create something really
I had a toy-tank once. It had been made in really different from the usual stuff.
Russia. No, not the Soviet Union. Yes, my Needless to say, this idea was bashed up by
tank was politically right-wing and not a the remainder of the Ed-Team. The four
‘Commie’. It was huge, remote-controlled, members were not ridiculed but were
could climb over pillows and run fast if I indeed surprised at their confidence that
wanted it to. Then one cloudy day, the tiny others are going to love their ‘eggs-cellent’
speaker inside caught my fancy and I idea of a mascot. :)
smashed and smashed and smashed that So Humpty Dumpty, impaired forever
beautiful tank against the wall… It took one anyway, was lifted away by all the King’s
whole day for me and my equally stupid horses and all the King’s men. They took
cousin to just break the hard-plastic- him away from the work-table of The Wall
armored vehicle and get that tiny magnet forever. We lost the idea of his inclusion
out. I lost my tank forever. But I got the forever.
magnet. :) Yay? :P
Yay!
It was the 20th of July 2009 and the first
The other day, I took it as my responsibility day of college after summer-monsoon
to complete a Tom Clancy novel in one day. vacation. I felt good walking across the
That certain day was, unwisely, the day Glass Doors again, seeing the same old
before the Analog Electronics exam. So, not crazy crowd and a couple of changes
surprisingly at all, I failed in the exam… (including new paint and the board with
miserably. Don’t sympathize if you were room numbers written on it). I didn’t insult
ever going to. :) my intelligence by hoping that the elevator
But I completed the book in one day. must have started working… but did expect
Yay! a change in washrooms. Voila! I was
pleasantly surprised indeed! The ground
There was this time when I yelled and floor washroom had one pot less! It does
yelled a lot at my girl (now my ex). teach us tolerance, doesn’t it? We learn to
I was angry. Later- I regretted it. control our bladder and consequently our
But the damage had been done. sphincter. ‘Self-control’ lessons which
We still exchange rude texts when the prove to be helpful someday later for sure.
either of us feels jobless and immature to :) In case we ever decide to follow China
the core. Her guy then calls me up but (our slant-eyed neighbor) in the population-
that’s another story altogether. :) Thing is- curbing measures.
I lost a person in my life forever. Yay!
Yay!
RAA stands for RAIT Alumni Association.
Place was Vashi-InOrbit’s CCD and four Ed- How many of you know that? If more than
Team members were busy talking stuff on 10 people around you are aware of the
the magazine. A certain bloke Rahul (who same, I’m jolly happy! :)
claims to be a Jedi Knight) mentioned an Yay!
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He went on ‘breathing’ (Mr. Vader never
speaks, he breathes) about meeting Aragog
The other day I was walking alongside Love you all, especially girls!
Darth Vader (of the ‘Star Wars’ fame) to Yay!
the basement canteen. Yes, the very
famous hideout which lies in the cluster of Sushrut Munje
well-ventilated Polytechnic laboratories. TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
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Silent Lucidity
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Unchained – the amateur Rock band Perhaps, Silent Lucidity lived up to its
competition as part of Horizon. I am sure; meaning and our dreams were controlled,
the idea of performing three shows in 24 but for me Silent Lucidity provided those
hours would thrill even the most hardcore few moments of sanity in this insanity
stage performer to the extent of goose that’s life.
bumps. All this new-found recognition
provided us with the honor of performing as August 2006, the issue of RSJ (Rock Street
a guest band in a college festival in Journal) Magazine [for the uninitiated, this
Ahmedabad. We were on the road, hanging is the Rolling Stones Magazine of India, this
out with other bands and performing a kick is huge!] had an article about a band called
ass show on a cold evening in January. We Silent Lucidity. It was an article about the
were in dreamland!! album launch gig and the album review for
‘Emotikon’ which released on 14th July
The final semester of Engineering (for three 2006. But there was no band to celebrate
members) had the band playing fourteen this feat; because as fate would have had
shows in those three months. Soon the new it, the band was already spread across
album was being planned, interspersed three cities in two different continents!
with a lot of memorable shows, band fights What should have been a new beginning
and some hard hitting jam sessions with turned out to be their final bow to the
neighbors pelting stones at our window as audience. Ironically, the album launch gig
we continued to rock! In spite of all these was the last that the band played.
glitches our passion for Rock shone bright
and the album was released. The album
sales exceeded all expectations as it sold “…dream is over… or has it just begun?”
out on release night.
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Wired Anxiety
salvages some sense for the name. The logo
W ired Anxiety is the new wave of
heavy metal at RAIT. Home to Unchained,
has been designed by Dheeraj, another
typical Metal-head RAITian, Priyam’s batch-
mate, and a talented, prolific logo-
formerly Amrock (Amateur Rock), one of designer.
the most coveted gigs of Mumbai’s
underground music scene, RAIT is a metal The band attributes its influences to Black
culture-rich haven that WA thrives on. Sabbath, Children of Bodom, Death and
Pantera. In their first-ever gig, at
The band was formed by two quintessential neighbouring SIES, their repertoire
RAITians, Priyam & Niti Nirvan. The consisted of only covers. This, they admit,
formation of the band was almost meant to is an embarrassing account. The set list
be. The members hung out together since included trite tracks like ‘The Trooper’ by
they were kids, so it was inevitable that Iron Maiden and ‘Sad but True’ by
they’d take up music as they took up Metallica. It was after that gig they
everything else- as a ‘fad’. So when decided to play originals. As of now they
Priyam’s elder brother, a trained drummer, have three, viz. ‘Hell Shall Cry’, ‘Deprived’
landed a new drum-kit in his room, the and ‘Ascent to the Abyss’. The band’s
very next day a new band was formed. philosophy is to capture and explore the
Priyam was automatically assigned the grim facet of life with groovy, melodic
percussionist’s role and Ninad was shoved music. Lead guitarist Keshav delivers solos
up as vocalist, as none of the others were reminiscent of Randy Rhoads and Janick
ready to stand on the stage without an Gers while vocalist Ninad renders guttural
instrument to fidget with. Niti and Keshav screeches. Their music is a sort of a
promptly purchased electric guitars and haunting melody on the backdrop of a
amps and, soon enough, cacophony crunchy metallic sound. You can listen to
conquered the building. Now all they their maiden original on www.xion.fm,
needed was a bass guitarist. We all are myspace.com/wired anxiety (for free! :P).
familiar with the paucity of bass players in
a world which is ridden by a plethora of Within 6 months of inception, they got to
guitarists. Priyam and Niti had to canvass open for Zygnema (Thrash Metal) at ‘Calm
all the F.E classrooms making an ‘official like a Bomb’, the Main-Stage Rock Fest at
announcement’ (LOL) for the requirement Father Agnel’s COE, Vashi. A month on, in
for a bassie. A hand was meekly raised, March ’09, Wired Anxiety won ‘Sattva’-the
that of Adwait’s, (F.E. metal head… LOL) Main Stage Metal Fest at NM College,
who was to become the final supplement to beating seasoned bands that had performed
the line-up. at ‘Unchained’ (RAIT’s most-awaited Metal
experience) the same year. They also
Line-up: shared stage with Launch Pad’09 winners
Niti (RAIT) – Guitar ‘Reverse Polarity’. Their maiden victory
Priyam (RAIT) – Drums won them studio recording with Xion
Adwait (RAIT) – Bass Studios. This, the band unanimously opines,
Ninad (TSEC) – Vocals was the platform and the breakthrough
Keshav (SIES) - Guitar they needed to take their music seriously.
An honest confession!
The name ‘Wired Anxiety’ commands an
instinctive surmise of being a psychedelic Now, as the new gigging season beckons,
rock or, at most, progressive metal band. they are striving to conquer everything
Not even close. It is a Melodic Death Metal there is!
group, which has undergone metamorphosis The Wall Masons
from Extreme Thrash. The logo/crest
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Metal-Head Haven
source of energy. But what it definitely is-
R AIT as an institute reaches far beyond
its title as an Institute of Technology.
is a phenomenon rapidly growing
indiscriminately all over the world. It is a
common thread that connects the youth of
the world, encompassing all and alienating
It has always been famed for its extra- none. It is overwhelmingly powerful in its
curricular enthusiasm and confluence of core, but not very easy to like. It will
cultures. Cultures not just geographic or always be the music of a select few; of
political, but extending to Art and Music those who dare to step out, of those who
also. Amongst the myriad genres of music dare to question the credence of what the
that RAITians cultivate, there is one public deems ‘Cool’ and ‘Hep’. Fickle and
particular genre that stands out as original, feeble minds cannot digest the vastness of
radical and one that it is proud of the most its Spectrum of Sound. From a deep bass to
- Metal. a screaming treble, it will but appear as
noise to shallow ears. From simple rhymes
In the mid 90s, a group of pioneering RAIT to intricate incomprehensible technical
students decided to break free from the pieces, metal stresses on the fact that that
perpetually existing ethos of pop music it is but Imperfection that leads to
competitions. It was the golden period for creativity.
Heavy Metal or Rock in general and the
perfect time to bring it to their own Unchained supports this belief and it
beloved college. With a modest budget and believes in Metal. Since inception it has
with their own hands, they kindled a rock created some of the Best and Biggest Metal
band competition called ‘Amrock’ (Amateur bands of the country. Winners of
Rock), hoping to provide a head-start to ‘Unchained’ (‘Amrock’) include ‘Kryptos’,
budding Metal enthusiasts, to subsist on a ‘Myndsnare’, ‘Demonic Resurrection’,
stage dominated by Pop or Bollywood ‘Pentagram’ all of whom are regarded to
music. Little did they know that they had be top notch in their respective genres.
started an era, a cult that was later to
become a sensation amongst youngsters of Due to an unfortunate mishap some years
the country! ago, ‘Unchained’ has been denied an
official stage and finance by the
At that time there were very few events authorities. But rather than discouraging, it
that allowed Metal, let alone support it. further intensified the Metal-heads' resolve
But those that were, ‘Independence Rock’ in keeping the legacy alive. ‘Unchained’ is
for instance, had loyal and passionate held every year in the month of January in
followers that never let the fire die. This an atmosphere of a venue so befitting a
clan of Young Turks was welcomed by RAIT metal fest, that one simply credits it to
with open arms, at ‘Amrock’. It became a destiny.
revelation; a symbol of the college. It
became an important annual event on It is up to us to further enrich this symbol
every aspiring Rock musician's calendar. of RAIT by giving it all we can give, and
‘Amrock’ evolved to be ‘Unchained’, slowly fulfill the dreams of the mavericks that
but surely becoming a veritable advocate sought to put our institute on the country's
of hardcore Metal music. musical map.
See you at Unchained 2010
Heavy Metal is a relatively new genre of \m/
music, very deep in itself, yet still
developing. The music is very young at Niti Nirvan
heart, which explains the absolute majority TE (Electronics engg.)
of youngsters as its followers. Some say it’s
a medium for Catharsis. Others say it’s a
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12 Best Covers
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covered by a Country Legend Johnny Cash
well it had to be Something. :P
‘Me and Bobby McGee’ - (Janis Joplin) Johnny Cash not only took the song away
{originally by - Kris Kristofferson but from Trent but made it reach heights which
performed first by Roger Miller} it never could reach. Though it is a well
This easygoing beautiful song never quite written song (the Lyrics are simply
belonged to anyone before Janis sang it. amazing) and primarily an angst song.
She was known to perform the Most Cash's version touches those places in your
Awesomest covers- ‘Summertime’, ‘Piece heart the one's you did not know existed.
of My Heart’, ‘Ball and Chain’. This song Undoubtedly one of the Best covers ever
proved to be a massive hit for her. and the fact that it was released after his
Unfortunately it came a little too late. The death along with a video which showcased
song had hit no. 1 in the US charts after her his life, this Song will go down in History as
death and became the second no. 1 one of the Best works Of the Legendary
Posthumous Rock single. Becoming a lead Johnny Cash.
single from her album ‘Pearl’, it reminded
us of the awesome talent that was Janis ‘Nobody Knows You When You’re Down
Joplin. and Out’ - (Eric Clapton)
{originally by - Bessie Smith}
‘Nothing Compares To You’ – This Blues classic originally was performed
(Sinéad O'Connor) by its very own Empress Bessie in 1920's.
{originally by - Prince and The Family} Therefore only a True Master of music like
This heart wrenching love song was Eric Clapton can cover this song without
originally written by Prince for his side insulting the Greatness of the Woman who
project ‘The Family’ but hardly came to sang it before and introducing this Blues
anyone's notice till Sinéad O'Connor sang it classic for a whole new audience who is
a few years later. This song not only topped blissfully unaware of the great talent that
almost all worldwide charts but quickly was Bessie Smith. His version done at the
became one of the most acclaimed songs of MTV unplugged concert may not be that
the Nineties. The vocal talents of Sinead good compared to the other gems he sang
help bring out the emotion this song exudes that night but his cover is still worthy of a
and make it one of the most heartbreaking mention.
love songs to touch people.
’Hallelujah’ - (Jeff Buckeley)
‘I Can't Tell You Why’ - (Vince Gill) {originally by - Leonard Cohen}
{originally by - The Eagles} If this version does not gives you the
I will HAVE to say this. This song is one of Goosebumps, I’m pretty sure you’re not
the Most Underrated Eagles Song Ever. And Human. Jeff Buckeley's version is
is to me the Best Eagles Song Ever. (Yeah, Indescribable. And he got the emotions
more then ‘Desperado’) And what makes right. Though Cohen wrote the words, Jeff
this song awesome besides the whole takes this song and makes it his own with
simplicity of it is the Awesome Guitar Solo, the sheer power of his vocals which exude
which got replaced by a saxophone solo in with Every Note, the Beauty of this song.
the version by a Country singer- Vince Gill. An Amazing composition that this is
And though he did not make it more famous Buckeley does a much better job with
than it already was or more than it should his outstanding vocals that will Haunt you
have been, he still stayed true to the and yet Calm you. That’s the beauty of this
beauty of the song and gave it his own Song and its Singer.
velvet touch.
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The Muse in Music
considered such a great songwriter for the
I ts 1:30 AM and I’m Having trouble
sleeping. As I type these words, a song is
very same fact that his songs have both
musical and lyrical qualities to them. He
crafted his songs in a way that was
playing on my speakers. This one is called musically brilliant and yet, dealt with
“Thank You Louise” and is by Ryan Adams issues and worries of ordinary people. Thus,
(NO, Not Bryan... Ryan). I’ve been playing he became an icon and the voice of his
this song a lot lately. It’s about a lady who generation. Sadly though, very few artists
does a lot of good deeds for other people seem to have that ability in our time. With
but ironically, karma never works for her the exception of a few like John Mayer,
and a bad tragedy happens in her life. A Ryan Adams, Coldplay etc., all we hear is
week back probably, this song would have noise. Everything from plastic pop songs
seemed farfetched to me. I wouldn’t have like ‘Boom Boom Pow’ by the ‘Black Eyed
ever related to it. But this last week has Peas’ to noisy heavy metal songs adds up to
been a strange one. Sad unexpected events be nothing but gibberish over badly
have occurred. As I listen to the song, I feel arranged music. Consequently, we still
a little less sad, just because it’s there for have to go back to 80s rock and 90s grunge
me to listen to. to find something that we can put our head
into and listen. We therefore find ourselves
It’s quite a feeling when you connect to listening to bands like Pearl Jam, Guns N
music in that way. For some of us, it’s just Roses, Nirvana even though they are no
the music that draws us towards a song. It’s more the mainstream music that we hear
the lyrics for some people. But when a on the TV or radio. It’s unfortunate that we
song, connects to you on both these levels, live in a time where good music is hard to
it is invariably, an intoxicating experience. find, so I wish all you folks have the time of
Especially if the song happens to be about your life experiencing music and finding
something, which you have been going what you like.
through in life. I am sure there is a song for
every emotion we feel. Whether its It’s really not my motive to criticise music
heartbreak, loneliness, trouble, happiness, in any way. I just want to inform my friends
love, hate (Killing and Bloodshed for you about the beauty of music that’s around
HEAVY METAL douchebags), we can turn to them and what they might be missing out
songs for relief. Also, they can make you on. I also want to say a little about the joys
feel emotions in a much more potent way. of playing and creating music. Speaking as
That’s the reason why loners or outcasts a musician, I can say with my hand on my
tend to resonate more to music. They feel heart that there is no other thing in the
understood and accepted by listening to a world that compares to the joy of making a
song and relating it to their own life. Now, song or even learning to play your favourite
I am not trying to suggest that a great song one. I urge all of my friends to pick up an
can cure cancer and end wars, but it can instrument and try a hand at learning
certainly take you to a place of comfort music. Speaking from 1st hand experience,
and break the blues. Bob Dylan is it can change your outlook on things
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completely. So good luck finding music that MuteMath (Chaos) – This one is for all of us
speaks to your heart and mind. I know for a who love good old fashioned rock n Roll.
fact that it’s a rewarding hunt. Happy This hard hitting number talks about being
Listening! in a state of metal disharmony!
Apparently ‘Crash Courses’ are quite the Portishead (Glory Box) – This song is one
craze amongst us engineering students... So you might have heard in a score of some
here is one is ‘Good Music’ movie but never noticed it as it should be.
Must hear song for all the women (this song
Bob Dylan (Hurricane) - This Song is a is Feminist).
story of a shootout that takes place in a Bar
in New Jersey. Dylan captures many Jason Mraz (I’m Yours) – A recent radio
aspects of human behaviour through this sensation, this song is just a short feel good
song. Must hear for all. song. A song for everyone!
Elliott Smith (Twilight) - This song is about City and Colour (Against the Grain) – This
being with someone you don’t love and song talks to me when I am feeling down.
loving someone you aren’t with. Elliott Almost gives me advice when I feel
Beautifully captures both sides of the coin conflicted and confused.
in this song. To songwriters, this song is a
musical masterpiece. Coldplay (We Never Change) – This song is
a simple observation of a mind of an
John Mayer (Gravity) – This song is written ordinary man. An ordinary man’s hopes and
in a way that it can be applied to anything fears. Beautiful Words over great
when you are feeling low. Also, the music music....Need I say.
perfectly complements the lyrics of the
song and adds different hues to it.
–William Wordsworth
Still, despite all the beauty that nature Activities like nature walks and bird
provides us with, we ruthlessly destroy it watching, if included in the club activities,
by felling trees, spoiling our various would definitely make it more fun and
resources with poisonous substances, and exciting. Visits to wildlife sanctuaries, to
wasting them carelessly. All this has gain more information about the different
resulted in a wide number of problems, like kinds of species, may also help in making
global warming, respiratory diseases, and people realise the increasing rate of
other abnormalities. species depletion taking place and the need
for immediate action. Tying up with
Keeping in mind all this and more, RAIT- different NGOs may also be done in order
Kalaraag has decided to introduce its very to widen the audience and help raise funds
own Nature Club by the name of ‘Nisarg’, for carrying out the many activities. Tree
comprising of a group of interested plantation trips and various workshops and
students, that will help in generating seminars on nature may help a great deal
effective awareness about the environment too… Creating awareness among individuals
and its related problems. This club will act about the various harmful effects of using
as a channel, so that the students at polythene and other non-biodegradable
college level are encouraged to take up substances and of throwing stuff in the
environmental action in communities, assist middle of the street (instead of using the
in biodiversity mapping and wildlife dustbins), by holding speeches and
censuses, etc. Inter-college workshops for presentations for the common man, may
the youth will be organized on generic result in a more well informed and
development concerns and specific themes responsible society. ‘Nisarg’ hopes to make
on conservation biology and environmental RAITians aware of the efforts which need to
sciences. In addition to all this, these be put in to make the entire world a much
students will get the added benefit of being cleaner, greener and better place to live
able to attend nature camps at subsidized in.
rates.
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To make this possible, let us join our hands “If the sight of the blue skies fills you with
and take a step forward to save nature joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the
along with all its glory, for now and fields has the power to move you, if the
forever. Let us plant a hope for a better simple things of nature have a message
tomorrow… Let us plant a tree!! that you understand, rejoice, for your soul
is alive.”
- Eleonora Duse
Kalaraag RAIT
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The Basketball Diaries
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Victory in a Tournament, the Pinnacle of What will I remember forever?
the Season, the Cherry Top finish
Danny's amazing 3point attempt, Kobe's
It was the TSEC tournament. After an back-to-the-basket shot, the Savi-Dance
impressive defensive and offensive display and our many interesting times together.
we beat KJ Somaiya. Everybody chipped in
with their best performance and afterword That's all folks…
we were too drained out to even go out and
celebrate. It was a victory of our faith's
perfection. It was a season which was my The Animal
most fulfilling till date. 2009 Alum (Electronics and
Telecommunication Engg.)
CPL
transfers. No money changes hands with
I t’s the final day of the season, Ajax holds
the much fancied Arsenal to a goalless first
transfers but there is the mandatory Jersey
Photo. The posters are put out, entry
collected and the season begins with
half. Juventus and Arsenal had a shot at qualifiers for the new teams.
the Most Coveted Trophy known to man,
well not really but at least they thought so. Let me paint you a picture-
Juve choked earlier in the day and lost to The ground looks like this during a CPL
Milan- the team full of veterans’ just like game… Two teams of 7 players, players
its namesake in Italy. Arsenal came back wearing cheap replica jerseys of top
hard in the final 20 minutes to score two European clubs, walking around thinking
goals and take the game and the league on they are the real deal; taking shots,
a goal difference! discussing strategies and even praying. A
few friends of the players who double up as
Of course, being SE’s, they received the fans crowded around the defunct fountains.
trophy and prize money six months later Newbies are being asked very politely
after a lot of coaxing and cajoling but (honestly) to mark the entire playing area.
that’s a different matter all together. Few others are on ball duty. Some junkies
Before you think I’m hallucinating, this is with droopy eyes in a corner (they are
an account of the last day of CPL 2008. For there quite often, NOTHING to do with CPL
the uninitiated, CPL stands for College at all). And sometimes, if you are in luck, a
Premier League. I know the name lacks cow for gardening purposes. Can’t afford a
imagination but not the idea. CPL is a RAIT lawn mower. Someone taking a leak near
tradition, one of the few things to look the corner flag, “emergency man, couldn’t
forward to during the Odd Semester, a full- wait”. Huge guy with a whistle in the
fledged league complete with some centre as the referee because it gets
exciting football, managers, transfers, heated sometimes in the middle. Need
rivalries and even fans! (Read: friends). In referees who don’t get intimidated easily.
a nutshell, it has it all. Linesmen who are tricked into doing the
job by promises of attendance. Yeah like
The year begins and old teams are on the any professor is going to listen to you when
look out for potential replacements for you say “Ma’am I was linesman for CPL”.
those who have retired (Read: passed out). Sometimes players walking in midway,
Corridors are buzzing with rumors of
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“Sorry dudes had pracs”. The odd fight. It has taken longer than usual for CPL to
start this year but hopefully by the time
Ah and yes there is Football. The beautiful this gets printed, the first round of matches
game. Most games are hard fought with would be done. For FE’s it will be their first
players well distributed between the taste of RAIT Sporting Culture and for BE’s
‘clubs’. Strategies, formations, man the beginning of the end as far their
marking everything you could possibly do in sporting activity in the final year goes.
a 7 a side game. The football team also There is no lack of enthusiasm in college as
gets some much needed practice. Then far as sports go and CPL is an ideal outlet
there is the post match analysis where for that enthusiasm especially in the Odd
people just rip on each other and Semester when there is nothing substantial
completely verbally undress those who happening on the sporting front. All that
goofed up but football still takes centre said the principal reason as to why
stage. However something missing from the everyone is gung ho about CPL is just that
CPL scene is the female support. If you are it is pure, simple FUN. Bigger and better
reading this and if you are a girl; please this year. Be a part of it, soccer-crazy or
turn up for our games. It might just make otherwise.
some people play better, lift their spirits a
little. For the betterment of the team. And
for guys who play football- turn up, the CPL Abhishek Jathan
is not elite or exclusive. There is a TE (Electronics and
‘transfer window’ to accommodate new
players. Cant say when though… depends
Telecommunications Engg.)
on the Sports Secretary.
Swapnil Lawande
Rameez Wadekar
Harshad Sali
Prathamesh Kadam
Sumit Shinde
Abhishek Jathan
Abhay Suryavanshi
Guruwinder Singh
Vishal Kowe
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Clubbed
someone you would never trust your
“E k RC laana phull ice ke saath”, he
unmarried daughter with. Parents will find
for him a girl, once he finds himself a job.
Religion and caste will protect this
ordered looking rather smug. Finally
relaxed he sank further into his chair and wonderful arrangement of class. If he gets
let his gaze wander. He was at Malhar; lucky with neither a job nor, therefore, a
Anarkali down the road is better. However girl, which is relatively rare, there is
he felt a sense of belonging at this place always dadagiri and street-activism to
and also he knew the waiters here by name express his failure on others. February 14
and so he was here. Light-bulbs hung low isn’t still a date he marks excitedly on his
from the ceiling were so dim; you can calendar as Valentine’s Day. A boy holding
barely tell the person opposite you, let a girl’s hand is for him a moment of severe
alone the table beside. This is where the envy and deep resentment. He can’t stand
men sipped double Officer’s Choice one those lost in love. He can barely fathom
after another, between heavy drags of the fun they have at a disco, that too
chhota Gold’s Flake. As for the boys a beer dancing. He cannot have it. He’d rather
would mean the Kingfisher Strong, have them shut down. So seeing these
reputably mixed with whiskey again with youngsters gyrating to loud music (which he
their favorite ‘Garams’. You’d be the personally found trashy) and moving so
luckiest ever to find for yourself lager and close to each other, hand in hand, only
today he thought he would also indulge made him cringe. It isn’t that alcohol
himself with one; after all he deserved it if doesn’t make him, sitting in the corner,
the day gone by was anything to go by. move. He dances, but only at weddings,
where men gyrate against men because one
As the stereo at the counter blazed of their friends is finally getting married.
depressing notes of unrequited love he
thought aloud “This izz life mahn!” And So here he was surrounded by pretty chicks
with a satisfied grin plastered over his face and happy couples all around which made
he recollected the day gone by……He wore his feelings of resentment reappear. What
his favorite black shirt today as he was annoyed him furthermore was the sight of
asked to look presentable and entered the the females here casually sipping and
place. “Bling” ‘twas called and rightly so smoking. Thus, the final straw was the sight
cause as he looked around he could see the of so many females openly boozing and
guys dressed in their designer best and the smoking giving complete disregard to our
girls….rather babes in their shortest! He rich culture and tradition. Such loose
wished his best friend Pappu was here …. morals better suited the western world and
Boy he’d love to see the ‘rapchik items’ not his very own neighborhood. Even if they
here! Oh the girls with their voluptuous like their apple martinis or their iced
curves and sensual movements made him whiskies they should get sozzled at home,
feel fuzzy. He glimpsed them groove with ideally on the terrace, under the
guys but he couldn’t decipher the reason moonlight, over aggressive business
why they gave him a disdainful look each conversations. Ideally the women, the
time he let his gaze wander towards them. wives, are trained by tradition to serve
After all he wasn’t letching….atleast not soda and fresh pakodas on a floral plastic
now. tray, before late dinner, and a drunken
husband in bed. If he’d have his way she
Wooing girls was a social hassle. Good girls wouldn’t want to be near the bar; ideally
stay among good girls; and men will be nowhere close to even that paan-shop.
men. Never the two must mix. Families She’ll be cat-called and stared at, until she
prefer it this way. Over time, he gets is uncomfortable enough to leave.
perturbed as he anyway turns out as
So finally he reached into his pants, to the
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cell phone of his, and made that all Next day the nationwide newspapers
important call… screamed:
CLUBBED!!
“Club attacked in Mumbai by a right wing politico-religious group. The women were
mercilessly dragged and beaten up by the moral police in a suburban pub…”
As he picked up the newspaper and read the headlines, he just grinned broadly…
Vijay Sharma
TE (Electronics Engg.)
Metropolitan Momentum
Ritika Gandhi
SE (Electronics Engg.)
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The Wall-Nuts!
RAIT talks. And it talks weird. Rumours are a part of the wacko life here. Snippets from the rumour
mill that works overtime to churn out crazier products...
Microsoft- Yes, the very same, ‘Bill gates’-wala- is opening its office on the top two floors.
Yaha, the SEZs are all bombed…
CCD is opening a branch in RAIT, replacing RRC (Red Rock Café). They must be in Dire need
of crowd and publicity.
The Rhapsody budget was ‘rumoured’ to be a whopping 3 Crore. *faints*
This is a direct quote from a prominent RAITian. “Arre yaar, aankh bandh kar… imagine
kar… apna stadium… beech mein stage… lights… full on sound… aur A.R Rahman stage pe…
crowd pagal ho jayega… stadium full hoga… soch pagal, soch” - yes, Rehman was coming.
Winning the Oscar and all the acclaim was not enough. Unless you get a standing ovation
from RAITians, there is little claim to your fame…
Heard the latest? Rhapsody was a Big Success.
1(down): First thing you’ll say when someone calls you, 4(down): You sit lectures for it. You decorate your
AND is a disastrous adaption of a novel.(5) assignm ents for it. You live in fear of it. (8)
2(down): What you need before the last day of 5(down): Knee-jerk reaction when you’re frustrated,
every submission. upset, angry, in
(5) panic… (5)
1(across): Fate of 6(down): ______
most Esha Deol mera hit-hit
movies (4) soniye… (:P) (4)
2(across): The one 7(down): Hangout
favor you always for the young and
ask of those friends the hungry (:P). (8)
of yours who do sit 8(down): The hunt
for lectures. (5) for which begins in
th
12(down): the 6 semester,
Something that’s Continues for a
with your friends long-long time. (10)
most of the time, 9(down): Students
‘cause you want to swear by the notes
share all the stuff in given here.(8)
your PC. (9) 10(down): You feel
3(down): The only smug at ________
thing for which you conscious People,
will stay up all cause you have the
night, surrounded plagiarized fake
with stationary. (10) stuff too (:P). (5)
11(down): Your
professor WILL get
mad over this, but
you do it anyway ;)
(4)
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1. Find the clues and figure out this piece of a famous sitcom song:
The two of us come from a land near the sea to meet him, are not aware? Why not?
Where is he?
He's in the kitchen-eating pea and drinking tea.
Oh, I see.
3. A French scholar found this scribbled on a nursery wall. Help him figure it out
Instructions: Invented in 1878 by Lewis Carroll, the author of Alice in Wonderland, this word ladder
requires you to reach from the top clue to the bottom clue. You have to do so by altering a single
letter at each step. Each step on the ladder must be a valid word! So let’s see how high your
vocabulary climbs…
1. Work on the hints, and figure out the words…. 2. Now, try this without the hints!
TEARS
Blue <-
An adhesive
Sad
He put in his thumb,
and out came a__
Add
Pious
Fasten ‘em up
<-
Pink SMILE
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Lenny Bruce – The Man Who Spoke Too Much
Lenny Bruce. You could call him the one man He got branded as a sick Comic eventually for
who revolutionized Stand up act as we know it all that he spoke about. But the truth lies in
today. Or you could cal him a True satirist. Or the fact that the branding happened by, and
just a man who is too honest for a world that because of, the pretentious world who would
refuses to see the truth. not see in any circumstances that the so called
rebellious or taboo subject that he yapped
“I'm totally corrupted. I mean, really. My about are in fact Very true.
whole act, my whole economic success,
whatever that is, is based solely on the “I've been accused of bad taste, and I'll go
existence of segregation, violence, despair, down to my grave accused of it and always by
disease and injustice. And if by some miracle, the same people: the ones who eat in
the whole world would suddenly tranquilize, restaurants that reserve the right to refuse
be pured, I would be standing in an service to anyone.”
unemployment line somewhere. So you see, I'm
not a moralist”. He eventually became more of a talker then an
‘act’. He would then go on about saying things
While stand up comedians in his time were that came into his head without pausing to
content with cracking jokes about Mother-in- even censor or translate, He spoke and he
laws and women in general Lenny chose to spoke till each member present grasped his
explore the taboo subjects like racism, very excitement and understood that here was
homophobia, sexual fantasies, Jewish-Christian man who wasn’t afraid to speak his mind in the
relations, Presidents and the likes.. most honest sense of term.
“I really dig what they do with a homosexual in “Are there any niggers here tonight? Could you
this country. They put him into a prison with a turn on the house lights, please, and could the
lot of other men. That's a really good waiters and waitresses just stop serving, just
punishment”. for a second? And turn off this spot. Now what
did he say? "Are there any niggers here
Lenny appealed to a very rare yet intimidating tonight?" I know there's one nigger, because I
sort of audience. The one who were see him back there working. Let's see, there's
intellectuals in Jeans and not tuxedos. His wit two niggers. And between those two niggers
and the frankness, with which he spoke, made sits a kike. And there's another kike— that's
him a poster boy for liberals propagating two kikes and three niggers. And there's a spic.
freedom of speech. Yet all he wanted was to Right? Hmm? There's another spic. Ooh, there's
make people laugh. a wop; there's a polack; and, oh, a couple of
greaseballs. And there's three lace-curtain Irish
“The comedian I'm discussing now is not micks. And there's one, hip, thick, hunky,
Christ's jester, Timothy," he said. "This funky, boogie. Boogie boogie. Mm-hmm. I got
comedian gets paid, so his first loyalty is to three kikes here, do I hear five kikes? I got five
the club owner, and he must make money for kikes, do I hear six spics, I got six spics, do I
the owner. If he can upgrade the moral hear seven niggers? I got seven niggers. Sold
standards of his community and still get American. I pass with seven niggers, six spics,
laughs, he is a fine craftsman”. five micks, four kikes, three guineas, and one
wop. Well, I was just trying to make a point,
“The only honest art form is laughter, and that is that it's the suppression of the
comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake word that gives it the power, the violence, the
viciousness. Dig: if President Kennedy would
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just go on television, and say, "I would like to the legislative history of the statute from
introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet," Albany, he discovered that, in 1931, the law
and if he'd just say "nigger nigger nigger nigger was amended to exclude indecent
nigger" to every nigger he saw, "boogie boogie performances by actors, among others. Hence,
boogie boogie boogie," "nigger nigger nigger the law had been misapplied to him. His
nigger nigger" 'til nigger didn't mean anything argument didn't prevail .The DA recommended
anymore, then you could never make some six- that no mercy be granted, because Lenny had
year-old black kid cry because somebody called shown a lack of remorse.
him a nigger at school”.
“I'm not here for remorse, but for justice. The
He wanted only to talk on stage with the same issue is not obscenity, but that I spit in the
freedom he exercised in his living room. But he face of authority”.
ended up visiting FBI headquarters in San
Francisco to complain that there was a The face of authority spat back, and Lenny was
conspiracy between the courts of New York and sentenced to four months in the workhouse.
California to violate his rights. He got arrested During his later years the increasing drug use
15 times in a span of two years for obscenity. affected his health. By 1966 he had
He was banned outright from several U.S. been blacklisted by nearly every nightclub in
cities, and in 1962 he was banned from the United States, as owners feared
performing in Sydney, Australia. At his first prosecution for obscenity. Lenny Bruce was
show there, he got up on stage, declared "What then found dead in his bathroom in August 1966
a fucking wonderful audience" and was at the age of 40. His official cause of death was
promptly arrested. "acute morphine poisoning caused by an
accidental overdose”.
“There seems to be a pattern," he said, "that
I'm a mad dog and they have to get me no
matter what -- the end justifies the means." Lenny’s good friend the lunatic Phil Spector
was quoted as saying that he died form “an
Since Lenny always talked about his overdose of cops”.On December 23, 2003, 37
environment, and since police wagons and years after his death, Bruce was granted a
courtrooms had become his environment, the posthumous pardon for his obscenity conviction
contents of his performances revolved more by New York Governor, George Pataki, It was
and more around the inequalities of the legal the first posthumous pardon in the state's
system, His tirades against the police and the history. Pataki claimed his act was "a
law and his right to Freedom of speech. declaration of New York's commitment to
upholding the First Amendment."
“In the halls of justice, the only justice is in
the halls”. Lenny Bruce served as a pioneer of free
comedic speech, opening doors for the current
He ended up carrying law books. His hotel plethora of young performers whose abuse of
rooms were always cluttered with tapes, that freedom would undoubtedly offend Lenny.
transcripts, Photostats, law journals, legal But he would be the first to say, that's the risk
briefs. With club owners increasingly wary of of freedom of speech. (As said by Paul Krassner
hiring him, Lenny devoted more and more time editor of his Biography “How to talk dirty and
to the law. Indeed, it was his own legal influence people”)
research that provided a foundation for his
defense in his New York City obscenity trial. His Shibani Sharma
most relevant argument concerned the statute SE (Computer Engg.)
he was accused of violating. Having obtained
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Be the Change You Want To See
“Aee, anaadi. Mein khiladi tu anaadi,
samjha naa!” he teased his friend Aslam,
doing a little jig. Aslam, helplessly looked
“W hat’s your name?”
“Rahul. Naam toh suna hi hoga!” he replies
at me, hoping I would say something.
“Speak in English, Rahul!” I said. Also
looking smug. figured, I can’t be strict. :P :P
Just then, I turned around to another
volunteer and muttered something in Hindi.
It was my first day at the Akanksha centre.
Yes, I signed up for Teach India this year. “O didi, speak in English!” he snapped
For the uninitiated; Akanksha is an NGO back.
that educates underprivileged children
from the age of 3-18 years. “Arre didi, lots of didis and bhaiyas came
to home and told about school…mein pehli
So, that early Sunday morning, I walked baar aaya idhar…dekhte hain kitni padhai
into St. Stannislaus high school in Bandra. hoti hai…nahi toh baap ka business hai
Very honestly, I expected the Centre to be naa!” he says unintentionally challenging
amidst a few shady and intimidating lanes. me. Can you believe this kid is only 6?
But my musings came to a halt when a 3-
storey dilapidated school building emerged “Didi, you have gone to Delhi? I have gone
behind a beautiful church. One could see to Delhi, Allahabad, Agra. 3 places. I saw
‘Chak de! India’ in Delhi.” After probing
vague traces of green and white paint that
further, “Humlog maal-gaadi mein baithke
once adorned the walls, peeling off. The
architecture looked rather Victorian and gaye the!...it was very…umm…good!” he
said struggling for a better word.
really old!
Also that this building was meant for the
Midway, through his painting, (I could see
‘privileged’!
less of Warli painting and more of Salman
Turning left, an undersized single-storey Khan’s bulging biceps on his sheet!) while I
was attending others, he stood up and got
lodge-like accommodation welcomed me
with a cluster of happy faces, excited into a fist fight with Aslam.
squeaks and waving hands! I waved back at “Say sorry” I said, pulling them apart.
“Chal chal, Hindu-Muslim bhai-bhai, aaja!”
them. When you visit someone, you just
know it intrinsically if you are genuinely he said and hugged Aslam.
Is this issue so deep-rooted that even 6 yr
welcome…and here I was! :D
olds have surrendered to age-old political
All of them were running around, laughing,
giggling, yelling, dancing and doing cart- conflicts? Where has all the innocence
wheels…only until prayer began. **flash evaporated? And why wasn’t it shocking for
me to hear something like this?
back to old school times**
Today was Art Class! And the li’l champions I figured that the only way to keep him still
had to master Warli painting. These was to engross him in a conversation.
extremely rudimentary wall paintings use a He was bored…of the painting…of Salman
very basic graphic vocabulary: a circle, a Khan and his biceps. “Buddha ho gaya hai
triangle and a square and designs are woh!” he said nonchalantly. Everybody
created. It’s a skill…a skill that can be sold laughed. Mr. Salman Khan…you have clearly
lost a fan in Rahul! ;)
for thousands!
Rahul, the funniest and the sharpest of the Just then, he promptly tore his sheet of
lot, was particularly not interested in paper, got a few extra sheets and in
‘painting-shainting’ as he put it. :P minutes made 6 different types of
airplanes. I was AMAZED. Those were not
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the kind of planes that we made in school understand what we have and are letting
and threw around when there wasn’t a go. They have much less and there’s much
teacher in sight, but really innovative, more that they deserve!
complicated yet amazing stuff.
“What do you want to be when you grow The joy of brightening a child’s life is
up?” I asked not quite having an answer mammoth-like. Try it sometime!!
myself. The question that most of us loved
answering as kids but now dread more than These kids are smarter than most of
anything else. us….very inquisitive, very ambitious…with
“Pilot…But I want to know one thing” zeal to come up in life and help more
“What?” people. It’s unbelievable but most of them
“How do planes crash ?!!?!” want to become Social Workers in future.
(hahhahahhehehehohoho!) And this went on I have a lot to learn from them. :)
and on….
To Rahul and all his friends: Shine on, you
Just when we were leaving after the two crazy diamond! :D
hour session, he tugged at my denims and
said, “Didi, u’ll come naa next Sunday?”
“I should be asking this, will you be coming If interested, please visit the websites:
next Sunday Rahul?” www.teach.timesofindia.com
“Haan toh kya!” he said giving me a
toothless grin. Aninya Ahluwalia
TE (Electronics and
This is just one student…I have met sharper
and brighter kids with talents unparalleled.
Telecommunications Engg.)
We, the ‘privileged’ lot don’t quite
Dhanashri S
SE (Instrumentation Engg.)
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Slumdog. You?
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Usually such conversations on the supposed The next time we speak patriotically of
downtrodden like him border on hope or India, or the love for Mumbai, it may be a
despair. However he isn’t waiting to be the good idea just to know who we speak of,
object of someone’s guilt or pity. He likes besides ourselves.
to earn his own bread and has tremendous
Self Respect. Nor is he hoping to land up in Agreed we are not a country of Mystic
some reality show on television and walk Sages and Holy Cows, and we do speak
off with a million bucks. Only Middle-class English and not Indian but remember the
dreams are made of these things. He is but next time you just turn a blind eye the
a simple man who is content with his state slums realize that it’s a reality that most
of affairs. But his is no far-off ghetto. actually live. Daily. After all it’s no great-
You’ve certainly crossed his home, and shake activism to know where you live.
maybe even looked through his face. He
makes better conversation than most of my
friends. Vijay Sharma
TE (Electronics Engg.)
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makers, who are cashing in on the thirst for by the television industry is not really a
entertainment, needs to be detracted. How huge joke on us viewers?
else do people catch a break from the in-
your-face sorry reality of Indian television Sneha Das
and media? How else do people believe SE (Computer Engg.)
there is still hope in the media industry?
How else to digest that the millions earned
The spiritual consequences? Inner turmoil This chain of Yours is what appears to the
since the thoughts proceed in no direction. world and only you know what it has taken
Or rather- don’t proceed at all. They are to achieve it. The better it gets, the more
stuck and we are stuck. And they flow loved you are. It is all about Your place in
through your head… some silent some the world, Your reactions to minor and
screaming… with nothing to hold them major ripples in the smooth fabric of
back… with nothing to make you Consciousness, Your relationships with
understand. Confusion is a word. every single life form and everything You.
To make it simpler- every thought has its A Wall or rather- ‘The Wall’ which
own mind and it follows it to the end. No represents what You are to the world. You
free thoughts are suppressed thanks to make graffiti on this ‘Wall of Your
‘anarchy’ and contradictions achieve a free Individuality’, you paste Issues related to
reign. absolutely anything just because you want
to let the World know of your stance on the
Anarchist Philosophy: There should be no same. And it is up to You in the end to
government to rule the people. If every implement everything You believe in. :)
individual acts sensibly, there is no need
for a government. That is the ideal state Through Anarchy, You rise up and build
and can be called as ‘Self-Rule’. Your own Wall. The Wall.
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The Night Before
The Hangover
child freak brother-in-law 'Alan' go for an
L et me see if I can be more brief than
this sms I received:
ultimate boy's night out in Vegas. The
writers of this movie get it bang on
everything that you could possibly think off
for an ultimate night out experience at
" A complete guy flick. 4 Guys losing it at a Vegas and throw in a whole lot more.
bachelors night out in Vegas....completely Imagine the surprise on the face of Alan
drunk...drugged one of them marries a when he finds out that there s a TIGER in
stripper...they kidnap Mike Tyson's his bathroom the next day when he is about
Tigress.....Wake up finding out that one of to take a leak. The 3 protagonists Phill,
their friend is missing (the groom) and have Price and Alan are remarkably well written
no memory of their wild wild night." and portrayed with what I am sure is
amazing on-screen spontaneity.
No I do not think I can. Every once in a
while there comes a flick which is just a Make sure that you catch this flick or get
fun ride all the way through from the first the DVD the moment it is out.
scene to the end. THE Hangover is just that
and more!
www.romanticalchemist.blogspot.com
Three friends and the groom's weird man-
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We Shit Alone
hygiene, they tend to switch on the light
O f all the things we enjoy doing with
the bits of population we are fond of, there
(should be a CFL) if you forget to do so.
That ensures your job is done in a neat
way.
are some things which we really prefer to
do alone. Did you understand that they did not
Also, in some cases, we've got no choice. trample in and made it easier... but just
switched on the light, gave you the needed
Say- you ask your bud, "Hey mate, I feel my visual support and thus you had a
bowels loosening up. Wanna accompany me (hopefully) clean job done.
to the loo?" Be sure you won’t get But hey! You did the job.
"Awesome man! Let's go…" as a reply. You (always) Shit Alone.
So you see you've got no choice in such
cases. Now don't start bugging me by telling your
childhood stories. Yes, even my dad/mum
Apply it anywhere... when you are in a have helped me but then.. I was a child! I
shitty situation, you are alone. needed people to help me out of tight
And again- it just happens that you're alone situations!
and that's always the best way to deal with Now that I've grown up, I can get myself
the crap. out of constipating situations!
I (since long long back) Shit Alone.
Most of the crappy aka shitty aka pathetic
things in life can't be understood by your And the best thing is-
best mates. These are the elements which We always feel better after doing it. That
come in your inner sphere and it is best means letting go of ruddy elements (or
others can't invade that space... even rather- excreting excreta) makes us feel
though you're willing. better and we become a new individual!
Beyond a certain point, you're always alone
in the dark. So we learn that when we shit alone, with
It's like you keeping the door open and necessary help in form of CFL lights, we
others not understanding the point of always feel better than we used to.
coming in when you're in the middle of So it is best to understand why we shit
excreting excreta. alone and get done with it in a nice
You Shit Alone. manner.
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My “Hare Raama Hare Krishna” Kurta
Thanks to our driver, we reached
V enue:
airport!
Bangalore…oops! Bengaluru
Puttaparthi in five hours instead of three!
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in words. Rupa informs us that this is the
time of the day when Bhajans are sung in It was later that I discovered that the
the glory of God. Bhajans begin. And this European lady’s son had blood cancer.
was the mix of people surrounding me: Doctors gave up on him. Said he wouldn’t
live for more than a month. It’s been 10
My mom: sitting right in front of me. years now and he’s still surviving. There
Previously chatting with a young lady, were hundreds of such stories.
Harsha, recently married, educated till her
5th grade (I told you! Two women-few Such is power of faith, of conviction!
minutes-and you have entire life stories
being shared) she had come from Gujarat Rupa’s words: “It’s just the faith that
to serve at the ashram for a week! When brings thousands of these people here
Bhajans began, my mom went into a every day, every year! If it had not been
trance, closed her eyes probably praying to Baba, but someone else and their faith so
god to bless her children with some brains strong, they would have still come, in
and wisdom :P thousands!…I have seen more life here
To my right: was this gorgeous European than I would have seen in any city…Some of
40-something woman who had it all figured us are sadomasochistic; some of us thrive
out - yellow chiffon saree, bindi, gajra, on having our minds messed with. Be it
bangles, shlokas, bhajans et al. Midway, academics/career/family/friends/job/love
she suddenly erupted and started singing- /health, there is always something playing
“Shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva”- Ball with our hearts and minds and we
so loudly, with a twang, that it actually somehow feel justified in being the victim.
made me giggle! At least, I learnt to do away with that
Behind me: Japanese mother- daughter after coming here!”
duo. The mother knew perfect Hindi. She
told me (in perfect Hindi!!) that this was I couldn’t agree more. I mean I’m a city girl
their 6th time here. with city sensibilities and feel it’s nearly
To my left: Two Gujarati middle-aged impossible for me to give up everything I
women. They had lots of miraculous stories have and settle somewhere far. It requires
to share. courage- and lots of it at that!! And I guess
Me and Rupa, in the centre: The that is what she had and I didn’t -
atmosphere around me was so charged that COURAGE.
it was impossible to not let go and
surrender to my faith for those brief *Spiritual hub: I had heard of financial
minutes. During the routine, there were hub/industrial hub/commercial
women crying hysterically, with their head hub/agricultural hub…but Spiritual Hub was
bent touching the ground. Old women new and more so hilarious because it came
sitting on the porch looking tired - of the from Rupa!! Yeah that was how she would
day, of life! There was such a lot of pain sum up India in a word.
and anguish in the air that it made me feel
trivial. Rupa gave me the ‘I know what it P.S: I saw a lot of firangs in this particular
feels like-I have been there’ look. kurta. And I thought it was cool and very
hippie like. I bought it before entering the
The routine ended. Everybody relaxed. Two ashram. Now that I look at it, I no more
women, out of thousands, fainted. think of it as cool/hippie like. The kurta,
It was time for Baba to go. Harsha turned which I know interestingly call my “Hare
to us and said, “Look look, now the chair Raama Hare Krishna Kurta” (!!) only
on which he is sitting will suddenly reminds me of how open-minded I was
disappear!” Rupa and I looked at each after the experience.
other, we knew nothing of the sort would
happen and gave each other a known smile. Jai Ho!!
www.unchartedterritory-aninya.blogspot.com
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The Placebo Effect
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Reincarnation
This is one concept which we have been Research indicates that a person's previous
exposed to since our very childhood. Be it (parallel) incarnations can apparently
Mahabharata (or if you were out of touch shape certain aspects of their emotional
with the ‘beliefs’... ‘Bollywood’ sure must dispositions as well as their physical body.
have introduced it to you. For example Burmese children who now
remember previous lifetimes as British or
Reincarnation-a highly interesting, though American air force pilots shot down over
dubious concept. Each life that the concept Burma during World War II. All of them
of re-incarnation allots you is meant for have fairer hair and complexions than their
you to learn new lessons. In one life, you darker coloured siblings.
could be a tiny ant, in the other you could
be a rich human with a luxurious life. The Some people still bear marks or scars from
old souls…the ones which have spent some other lifetimes. Some people have fears
time on earth are the wise ones, while the and phobias as results of past life
slightly immature ones would be the new experiences. It is as if the template of the
souls, who’ll learn their lessons over-time. modern body remembered the experiences
And when they are through with their of the former body and reformed a new
spiritual enlightenment, they attain body with the old problems and physical
‘moksha’ (salvation) where they become markings.
one with the universe.
Quite a sketchy picture, no? How about
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust"...our journey some incidents, which even science failed
is eternal as we are sucked into black-holes to explain:
of the cycle and blasted out the other side
to be re-incarnated into whatever our The one thing that got us both stunned was
atoms gather to create in the super system a news piece about a World War II pilot,
that is the universe. All of which is a who crashed to death, coming back to life.
matter of pure chance.
James was Fighter pilot Huston’s re-
A "good" life results in rebirth to a higher incarnation.
quality form, and a "bad" life results in
rebirth to a lower quality form. This
forward and backward progression is based The little James started recollecting stuff
on the Law of Karma, a central foundation from the tender age of 2 itself. James’
of Hinduism and other Eastern-based sceptic parents researched everything, and
philosophies. each of it hinted at the same thing- He was
the re-incarnated pilot. He remembered
everything, right down to the detail of the
plane he was flying.
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But how legitimate are the beliefs?! The most obvious objection to
reincarnation is that there is no evidence of
Numbers of people in the world are a physical process by which a personality
increasing. Endlessly. Every minute. So, a could survive death and travel to another
little basic math would render the very body. But then, the very existence of soul
basis of re-incarnation redundant. is ambiguous!
But, as believers contest, all life forms re- So, in the end, we’re back to square one!
incarnate. And we really aren’t keeping a Somewhat intrigued, somewhat sceptic!
record of reptile population (or for that
matter, any other species) and, with Shivani Deshpande
species going extinct, re-incarnation BE (Information Technology Engg.)
concept stands somewhat agreeable!
(Forest department needs to glorify us!
They can now blame extinction on re- Surabhi Srivastava
incarnation! Ha! :P) SE(Electronics and
Telecommunications Engg.)
3G
caused by multipath interference, which
T heory:
We all rely on the largest network in the
occur when the FM signal bounces off
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Although 3G was successfully introduced to
TALKING ABOUT THE IN THING……. users across the world, some issues related
to it
3G cellular phones were first launched in
Japan in October 2001. “Raising the bar” Cost of 3G phones is high,
3G network can serve both 2G and 3G users
in the same frequency band.3G allows Lack of coverage in some areas,
greater data transfer speed. 3G network
achieved greater network capacity through
improved spectral efficiency. 3G has to High prices for 3G in some countries,
deliver packet-switched data at great
speeds. Demand for high speed services in a hand-
(Packet switching is a digital network held device,
communications method that groups all
transmitted data, irrespective of content, Battery life of 3G phones is less.
type, or structure into suitably-sized
blocks, called packets. The principal goals Conclusion:
of packet switching are to maximize 3G is an exciting new technology that is
utilization of available link capacity, being incorporated into mobile devices
minimize response times and increase the across the globe. Users are now able to
strength of communication). download data and do a variety of other
tasks they never imagined possible all via
3G networks enable network operators to their 3G cell phones.
offer us a wider range of advanced
services. It provides us with faster
connectivity with improved quality benefits
of video calling. With 3G technology it is
possible to access any site on the Internet Yash Verma
by using your phone as a modem for your Just another FE
computer. 3G networks have potential
transfer speeds of up to 3 Mbps(about 15
seconds to download a 3-minute MP3 song).
3G phones are like mini-laptops and can
accommodate broadband applications like
video conferencing, receiving streaming
video from the Web, sending and receiving
faxes and instantly downloading e-mail
messages with attachments.
A great deal of potential exists for new
applications in the future as 3G packet
based networks will allow users to be on
line all the time.
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Why Students make good Entrepreneurs?
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you, it doesn’t really cost all that much to somehow implements or expands on the
give things a try. Besides, who needs all idea.
that sleep anyways? Students often find it
easier to take the initial entrepreneurial
leap because the new startup idea isn’t One of the great things about startups (and
competing with a regular paycheck. It’s particularly software startups) is that it is
competing with classes and academic work. so easy to get started. Getting started is
Many academic programs (even the simply a matter of beginning to think about
excellent ones) don’t consume 100% of the a problem and solving it. All the legal stuff,
available energy of an entrepreneurially company formation and other details,
minded student. There’s time left over for though important, don’t have to get in the
starting companies. way (and are not that hard). One of the
biggest barriers to entrepreneurism is that
Abstract Thinking: In many academic initial leap of faith. And students seem
programs (and especially the better ones), reasonably capable of taking this leap on a
students spend a fair amount of time frequent basis. Although the theory is not
thinking about abstract concepts. This is confined to business alone, it applies to
particularly true in engineering, computer science as well. Newton, Einstein, Abel,
science or even a business program. Galois, the list of 20+ achievers is endless.
Learning about things like microeconomics, G H Hardy once famously remarked that
data structures or calculus is to learn about mathematics is a young man’s game.
abstract ways to think about complicated Apart from the above mentioned points,
things. You look for patterns and structures one of the underlying reasons can be that
and frameworks to explain the world. As it college years can be a real source for
turns out, this kind of thinking is very positive reinforcement and bonding. This is
useful when it comes to thinking necessary for any kind of success in life.
strategically (but objectively) about a You should always set out to surround
startup. Without this, it becomes too easy yourself by positive and supportive people.
to focus too much on tactics and execution And although in a few institutions like the
-- without sufficient thought to the larger IITs and IIMs in India, students have the
problem. Since students are exposed to a powerful networking opportunities with
fair amount of abstract thinking, it may faculty and guest lecturers. And that can
come a little easier to them to think about surely be invaluable. However, some feel
strategy, competition and how their that being a successful entrepreneur has
offering might (just might) change the nothing to do with being a student or not. A
world. student’s usual motive is to learn; an
entrepreneur’s motive is to earn (keeping
Applied Learning: As a student, you’re the morality aside for time being).
quite often “drinking from a fire hose” and Whatever one wants to do, he has to do it.
bringing all sorts of new information into It only matters whether you have the heart
your brain. Some of which “sticks” and to face the odds.
some of which doesn’t. Along the way, a To wrap it out, I can say that if you are a
few of these concepts may shake your student or recent graduate, this is a great
understanding of the world a bit and every time to think about starting a company.
now and then light-bulbs go off as you Keeping your minds open, look for patterns
begin to understand what all the fuss is in the problems that you are seeing, and
about. As a student, it’s often very, very try and find unique and compelling ways to
tempting to try and apply some of these solve the problems that people care about.
concepts that are new and exciting and do And as a famous quote goes like….
something with them. One of the easiest “Starting a company is really easy. It is its
ways to do this is to build a startup that survival and growth that’s hard.”
Sagar Agarwal
TE (Computer Engg.)
Source : www.onstartups.com
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Placement Scene
Could you tell us about the vision of RAIT
T he RAIT placement department has
been effectively functioning for the past 20
Training and placement cell (TPC)
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Sir, could you highlight the placement Importance of Successful counseling
process? & mentoring for professionals.
Motivational & moral Boosting
The process of placement is basically seven measure
phase Process. I will describe it for you in
brief.
PHASE G:
PHASE A:
Mock/simulated exercises
In Basket Training.
Parameters of competency/competency
segments.
After following these seven steps the
placement procedure is complete.
Concept of total personality
development
Basically the placement situation is
Bridging gaps between company
handled by the placement committee that
expectations and academic learning is elected in the sixth semester. It consists
of 4 to 5 candidates of every Department
PHASE B: who share responsibilities. The committee
consists of the following sections:
Developing verbal and non-verbal
communication skills Marketing team
Developing self-esteem and Resource management team
confidence building schemes Technical team
Event management team
PHASE C: Database management team.
Developing emotional intelligence Are there any pointers you would like to
and interpersonal skills give to RAIT students?
Managerial and leadership skills.
The basic requirement of Placement is that
PHASE D: the student must have a academic
excellence. At RAIT the student body is a
Development of positive attitude perfect blend of intelligent and average
Development of meaningful students. Till last year it was minimum of
perceptions 58% and no live ATKTs’. However the
situation has changed now and it is
deciphered from the market survey that
PHASE E: the minimum percentage required will now
hike to 60%. That is first class is now
Value additions for self and the necessary. However academics is not the
organizations. only thing that is important. A student’s
Invent your own superlatives profile should be like a vibrant canvas
Overcoming inferiority and painted with different colors. It should be a
superiority syndromes and hesitant perfect mix of academic and
approaches extracurricular activities.
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Try and give maximum importance than 35 IT industries there are campuses
to your academic performance. like GE, Reliance Energy, Packt Publishing,
Maintaining a first class from the Transasia Biomedical, Infosys, Zeus (e
first semester is quite important. learning sector), Emerson , L&T, Rallis
Companies coming for the campus India, ASB systems (marine accessories).
interview surely give maximum We also have public sector companies like
importance to academics. the Indian Navy coming in for campus
Apart from that the basic placement.
fundamentals is of utmost
importance, it help clear ideas and What according to you should a student
will help you out in the corporate do to brace himself to become ready for
world where your in-depth placements?
knowledge of a subject help you a
lot. As you know, because of recession the
Logic development is necessary. situation is not conducive for progress in
Students tend to learn the content placement yet .But yes a student can
of the subject without develop himself by opting for internships
understanding. But that does not and projects in the vacations, by
really help. Logical thinking must participating in programs like ‘Campus
be developed. Connect’, by doing an internationally
Doing some certified courses in certified course like the Oracle program.
one’s selected field could help Student can obviously mail the TPC for
building an impressive profile help.
Students should be a part in inter
as well as intra collegiate What is the importance of internship
activities. Such experiences help according to you?
the student in the longer run.
One should try and be a part of
Well, internship does help one get practical
some social activity. It helps to
knowledge about the industry .Hence it is
develop overall personality of the
good if you can opt for it. After the third
student.
year we have provision for internship
I stress upon a student taking an
training programs with organizations like
industrial training within his ONGC, BARC, BPCL, ShreeRam Chemicals
course. This scenario emphasizes and fertilizers etc…
the vital importance of a good
industrial placement as an integral
part of an engineering degree. That is a really great idea. I would like to
There is no doubt that students ask one last Question. Once a student is a
who do not undergo an industrial pass out and he wants to enquire about
placement are less likely to find job opportunities can he still approach
employment than those with the placement cell?
industrial experience.
Yes. This facility exists. A graduate from
Could you name a few companies that RAIT can always contact us with related
come for campus placement every year? queries by mailing us at
placements@rait.ac.in.
We have an interesting mix of Software
companies, MNC’s and core companies Dhanashri S
coming for campus interviews every year .I TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
would like to mention that in spite of more
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Off The Wall
called trendsetting because though
“L ife ain’t so bad at all if you live it
rebellious, it stays there forever where
people read it… and follow it… and it gains
a Cult Status. This kind of a wall can be a
Off the Wall”
A humble tribute to the Late King of Pop, single ‘Personality’ or even a ‘School of
Michael Jackson, who died a pretty early, Thought’.
ugly death… I’ll be frank, like many people Also-
around me; I paid heed to his music after It can also be something which just carries
he died. age-old graffiti of ignorant beliefs which
And I am not proud of the same. make no sense in today’s world! What do
He was and will always be a musical genius. we do in that case?
We do new graffiti on the old ones… we
Now let’s talk about the issues at hand. paste new issues on individual Walls… we
And also about the issue of The Wall you’re put up hoardings and huge posters… and
holding in your hand at the moment. It may that’s it. We all do similar stuff and stay
be lying on the table in front of you but satisfied.
that’s another story altogether. Thing is- Why not call it ‘Moderate’ satisfaction?
you’re reading what you’re reading right We say that The Wall is a silent entity.
now. We say it showcases what we throw at it.
‘The Wall’ hatched in 2001 and struggled We say that The Wall is built to protect
its way to where it lies right now. It We say The Wall is broken down to connect
improved itself and saw through its allotted We believe The Wall is awakened to Lead.
quota of successes and failures (Very
Important!). A time comes when fresh issues on The
Wall become a part of the mundane
Why the name? What does ‘Wall’ signify? routine. And then there lies an option of
What does ‘The-Wall’ signify? ‘Wall’ is open taking issues ‘Off the Wall’ and taking them
to individual perceptions… ‘The-Wall’ to the streets with like-minded people. A
makes that very ‘Wall’ something particular righteous revolt led by the right people
and personal. So we know we ain’t talking does the trick!
about ‘A-Wall’ but something our very own- The Wall stands for an individual and it
‘The-Wall’. stands for a single Inspiration. Walls with
It symbolizes a barrier which can be similar issues can blend into one. It is
created for protection; it can be of clearly up to the people who stand closest
ignorance, of unity or be just a feeling of to the wall to make revolutionary graffiti
depression. Berlin Wall, Wall of China, on this ONE wall thus symbolizing Unity.
Hadrian’s Wall and even the ‘wall’ Sir Something for the masses to read,
Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) built around understand and change. Change is good
himself as a Metaphor during one of his because the Graffiti does not just remain
most memorable concerts in history. Walls as a part of The Wall but is also ripped off
can be broken and many a times, they are it in form of execution. Individual minds
built to be broken. When we bridge the gap blend into one to do great deeds…
caused by religious divide or when we ask a individual walls can blend into one single
certain someone out on a date, it is like we monument of Truth.
are breaking a wall for a new beginning.
Time to forget the Walls we live in if they
A wall can be assumed as an immovable make no sense… Time to blend them and
finality… something which stands tall and Time to forge new ones…It is Time to take
goes through the trials of Time. Every all the right ideas off the Walls and
individual has his/her own wall which the implement them the right way.“Beat it!”
world sees. Graffiti on this Wall can be
The Wall Masons
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Ajab Team Ki Gazab Kahani
(Title by the Technical Team)
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skies where fairies fly and fresh water lilies
grow. (she is very imaginative) Then we have
THE Mr. Vijay Sharma. Super sarcastic,
Mr. Mayuresh Hedaoo super witty and super fast. A cool guy he is,
A guy with a smile plastered on his face. no doubt. Low waist jeans, squeaking
When he comes, when sneakers and music tuned
he goes and where he to his ears. He has a
goes is totally another unique way of speaking,
story. Suddenly pops up that the technical team
at the HQ, gives some has mastered. His
details of the sarcasm is as sharp as his
quotations (helped a tongue, it’s a big mystery
lot in getting details of in understanding,
sponsors and printers), constantly on the whether he is sarcastic or not. Helps a lot
phone and then suddenly vamooses. An in getting things done (running around and
ultra busy guy, he has his hands in many convincing the printers, so very often) and
pies…and look, he’s back again! He is a big voicing out opinions is never an issue for
fan of The Doors and a very funny guy, if he him, his constructive criticism is worth
starts laughing, he won’t stop for a very listening. A big fan of Nirvana and The
long time and his laughter is very Doors
contagious (you might catch it too) And he
is an ACTO (Assistant Chief Technical Then comes the Marathi editorial team,
Officer), IEEE-RAIT. Now if that is not cool, comprising of only two members.
what is?
Starting off with
Then there’s the rambling BT of the Co-Ed Ms. Chaitali Patil- A small little girl…don’t
Ms Shibani Sharma. Always talking about know much about her,
music, like All the Time. Another wacko me-self. Usually pops
person in the crew, and during important
the Co Ed ‘s partner in editorial work. But
crime. The duo always whenever she comes in,
keeps rambling about she gets the work done
music and ‘FEEL’, quickly and rushes out.
whatever that is. Time is a big issue for
Sarcastic and chirpy, this girl. Has a cute laugh and talks very
always giving a Colgate quickly and animatedly.
smile, a know-it-all Then we have
(totally! ask her any damn thing). Her
articles are too long, at least I think so. Ms. Triveni Keskar.
Expresses herself way too frankly! And A quiet girl (but usually is
makes me do the strangest things, she likes talking on the phone),
to be sarcastic, but my bad luck that I usually comes once in a
never got to get a FEEL of it, or did I? while to check up on
things for the Marathi
Moving on there’s section. According to
Ms. Surabhi Srivastava. what I think, she must have done a lot of
A quiet girl (major articles gathering and editing. Did u know
correction: she is the she is also very artistic?!
opposite of being quiet)
with an active mind. Most The Marathi editorial team really works
of the time, cribbing and hard. You will know what I mean, when you
over working herself. But will go through those pages
thanks to her laptop,
more than half the work was done on time. Then in the end, comes the Tech and
Imaginative and always penning down her Creative Team- the people who really
‘musings’, has worked really hard for the (*Editor coughs hard*) do the work and I am
article gathering and arrangement. a part of the same! “Timmaeh!” the Tech
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and Creative Team kicks-ass, no doubt! busy schedule of IEEE events, academics
Until we get bossed around, then it’s a big and French studies, to help us with the
lame drag. poster work), Saumya Pant (helped us with
Starting off with the tech savvy the laptops till late nights and wrote what
The Wall had asked her to write) and other
Mr. Pratyush Anand. In the initial working friends who have always been ready to lend
days, this maestro did a hand, a leg and even a paw or a laptop
the work as a consultant and a crazy mind.
but later this dude with
his wicked speed got Yes! Finally coming back to me, well to be
stuff running faster and honest, it is kind of hard to write about
better. He is full of PJs myself and my contribution to the
and pranks, a sporty guy magazine (especially when I have no idea
always ready to do something fun. He also how much I helped) but what I can do tell
hugs and kisses people (yes, when he’s you is that, over the past more than a
particularly psyched). Without him, the month or so, I had the greatest opportunity
creative team wouldn’t be what it is. He of being able to make acquaintances with
gets pissed off very quickly but that’s okay, so many interesting people. Maybe before I
he IS the man who got stuff started would call them strangers, batchmates,
(Godspeed!). He collected the information class-mates, colleagues or even team
on the printers and other essential members but truly now, I can call them my
technical details. A very hip and funky guy Friends… Because of them I have learnt a
in his very own way. Helpful always! lot and will continue to…. Thanks to them,
I have got to see a new me and so here’s to
Moving on, them, to leave a mark on each of our
Mr S P Prashant, the rookie who shook us Walls.
all by his superior skill
and calmness. I think he Editor’s Note: The guy has been humble.
is the only sane person in He aimed to finish the article with not a
the team. But I think- word about himself but every single thing
with his being with us, about the Team noted by his observant
even he might begin to self. Rahul Talekar (RST) has been a fun
have bouts of craziness. guy to work with and with his ideas getting
He is a good listener, the crazier each day- The Wall thanks him for
one who listens to all of the sweat he put in. Helped me
us and I mean ALL of us. Even though revolutionize the usage of Southpark
secretly in his head he doesn’t want to and quotes, helped Pratyush and Prashant with
gets frustrated. He has made The Wall the techie work, provided feedback on
poster. Yes! He has helped make it all every aspect of the magazine and drew the
happen. A quiet, cool, calm, creative and a MOST AWESOME caricatures of the entire
technical person who happens to have team. He loves random talks about
landed in a group, where he is constantly Horoscopes, Helix-Robot-Tracks (ISA),
bossed around and always bullied by Mr. Towelie (Southpark), Food, food, Chocolate
Pratyush and me. Also, he laughs at my Walks (from the Hospital Rock Café) and
jokes so yes, he has a good sense of humor. the dope levels. Very imaginative, very
creative, crazy and very wacky… That’s RST
And then there is ME. But before I write for you! :)
about myself, you should know about the
others who helped us out-
Azriel Samson (the curly haired hip guy, At the end I wonder, will I live through this
who helped us out with the printing stuff), yet again or would I just have to look back
Mansi Jain (the quiet girl who helped in and replay all over-again the magic of The
making some interesting articles), Anirudh Wall ’09 !?
Singh Chohan (the plump caucasian who
with his awesome bike took the Editor for Rahul Talekar
long Sponsor-Talk rides, across the city), TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
Ninad Jadhav (who took time off from his
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Answers to The Wall-Nuts!
Word Grid:
Answers-> Down: 1. Hello 2. Xerox 3.Submissions 4. Termwork 5. Abuse 6. Love 7.
Canteens 8. Placements 9.Tuitions 10. Brand 11. Bunk 12. Pendrives.
Across: 1. Flop 2. Proxy
Implicit Intentions:
ANSWERS: 1. I’ll be there for you, ‘cause you’re there for me too.(Remove all the words ‘clue’
from among the letters.) 2. Hangover 3. Don’t cry over spilt milk. 4. Tennis 5. CRYPTIC (take
all the words which sound like letters, and put those letters together.)
Term Trial:
Answers (1): Blue, Glue, glum, plum, plus, pius, pins, pink.
(2): Tears, Bears, Beats, Seats, Slats, Slits, Suits, Suite, Smite, Smile
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marazIvar AaiNa RAIT var AsaMca P`aoma vaaZt rahU Va. ha navyaanao
sajaivalaolaa kT\Ta saadr krtanaa Aamhalaa KUp AanaMd haot Aaho.kaya maga‚
yaotaya naa‚ kT\Tyaavar ifrayalaaÆ %yaacaI sajaavaT phayalaaÆ ina puZIla vaYaI-
punha navyaanao tao sajavaayalaaÆ
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smarNaatlaa naTsam`aaT…
klaMdr AiBanaota‚ ijavaalaa jaIva doNaara imaHa‚ saamaaijak¹rajakIya
kaya-kta- AsaM bahurMgaI vyai@tma%va mhNajao‚inaLU fulao..1931 saalaI
saMskRtIcaM maahorGar Asalaolyaa puNao Sahrat %yaaMcaa janma
Jaalaa.trI baalapNa ivadBa-¸ maQyaP`adoSa ASaa P`adoSaatca
gaolaM.vaiDlaaMcaa BaajaI ivakNyaacaa QaMda. maaoza Baa} packrat.
kuTuMba maaozM pNa Aa[- maaozI QaIracaI haotI.itnao sagaL\yaa Garcaa
baardanaa saaMBaaLlaa. ]darmatvaadI ivacaaraMcao saMskar inaLUBaa}Mvar
Aa[-cyaa kRtItUnaca Jaalao.dhavaIpya-Mt iSaxaNa Jaalyaavar 80 $pyao pgaaravar %yaaMnaI AamD- faosao-sa maoiDkla
ka^^laojaat 10 vaYa- maaL\yaacaI naaokrI kolaI. maataIt hat GaalaUna baI $javaNaara¸ fulaM fulaivaNaara¸ raopaMcaI
AasqaonaM kaLjaI GaoNaara ha jaatIcaa maaLI.
SaaLotlyaa jagatap naavaacyaa iSaxakamauLo raYT/saovaa dlaaSaIhI %yaaMcaM naatM jauLlaM. Saovaa dlaacyaa
klaapqakat Baa} kama krIt. Saovaadlaacyaa “puZarI paihjao”¸ “kuNaacaa kuNaalaa maoL naahI”¸ “ibanaibayaaMcaM
JaaD” yaa laaoknaaT\yaaMt %yaaMnaI kama kolaM. inaLUBaa}Mcyaa AayauYyaalaa klaaTNaI doNaarI klaakRtI mhNajao “kqaa
Aklaocyaa kaMVacaI”. yaanaMtr %yaaMnaa “ek gaava baara BaanagaDI” ha icaHapT imaLalaa AaiNa inaLU fulao sTar
Jaalao² g`aamaINA ZMgaacyaa KlanaayakI BaUimakaMcaa %yaaMcyaapuZo Kca pDlaa. inaLUBaa}Mcyaa AiBanayaalaa KrM Aavhana
imaLalaM saaoMgaaD\yaa¸saamanaa¸ipMjara¸ isaMhasana¸ Saaipt¸ jaOt ro jaOt¸ caaorIcaa maamalaa¸ puZcaM pa}la yaa icaHapTaMnaI.
‘maorI baobaI kI SaadI’¸ ‘kanaUna ka iSakar’¸ dao laDko daonaao kDko¸ saUHaQaar¸ maa^M baoTI¸ jaaga huAa savaora¸
ihrasat¸ idSaa¸ Gar baajaar Asao Anaok ihMdI icaHapThI %yaaMnaI gaajavalao. P`aoxakaMcyaa manaavar javaLjavaL AQa-
dSak rajya kolaM. saMpUNa- karikdI-t 170 icaHapT yaaMcyaa naavaavar Aahot. $porI duinayaonaohI %yaaMnaa Anaok
purskar do}na salaama idlaa.
SatoYau jaayato SaUr: sahsHaoYau ca piNDt: È
va@ta dSasahsHaoYau data Bavait vaa na vaa ÈÈ
yaacaa Aqa- SaUr vya@tI janmaNyaasa Satk laagatM. pMiDt vya@tI janmaNyaasa hjaar vaYa- tr va@ta janmaNyaasa
dha hjaar vaYa- pNa danaI vya@tI janma Gao[-la kI naahI¸ yaat maaHa SaMkaca² inaLUBaa} maaHa yaalaa Apvaadca²
AiBanaota mhNaUna laaokiP`ayatocyaa iSaKravar AsatanaahI inaLUBaa}MnaI saovaadlaacyaa idvasaaMpasaUna AMgaat maurlaolaM
kaya-kto-pNa saaoDlaM naahI. laaokcaLvaLItlyaa kaya-k%yaa-Mnaa ]%pnna imaLavaM mhNaUna ]BaarNyaat Aalaolyaa
saamaaijak kRt&ta inaQaIsaazI gaavaaogaava if$na %yaaMnaI lagnaacaI baoDI yaa naaTkacao P`ayaaoga kolao. vaoLaovaoLI
kaya-k%yaa-McaI madt kolaI. AKorcyaa AajaarpNaathI puNyaatIla “svacC }jaa- gailacC karvaayaa” yaa
janaAaMdaolanaatIla laGaupTacaM P`akaSana krayalaa to AavajaU-na hjar haoto.saamaaijak baaMiQalakIcaI %yaaMnaa jaaNaIva
haotI.samaajaacao ?Na to jaaNat haoto.%yaamauLoca maaNaUsa mhNaUna to yaSasvaI Jaalao.
Svar ]Mcaavat¸ Sabd taoDt¸ ivaiSaYT hola kaZt baaolaNaara¸ trIhI kQaIhI maaonaaoTaonasa na vaaTNaara %yaaMcaa
Aavaaja Aaja Aaplyaat naahIÂ trIhI puZcaa P`adIGa- kaL tao Aaplyaa kaLjaacaa zava saaoDNaar naahI..
–hisata gavaaNakr
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p`omaat pDlyaavar Asaaca vhaovacaa
AaiSaYa prba
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Aroro² caYmaa laagalaa²
maaJyaa ³A´ip`ya gaaoYTIMcaI yaadI
banavalaI¸ tr P`aqama hjaorI laavaola ASaI gaaoYT
mhNajao , maaJaa caYmaa² palak¸ gaajar , [%yaadI
BaajyaaMcyaa naavaDImauLo¸ dUrdSa-na, saMgaNak yaaMcyaa
³sauyaaogya,pNa´ AitvaapramauLo AaiNa JaaopUna
pustkM vaacaNyaacyaa vaoDamauLo ‘caaLISaI’SaI maaJaa
saMbaMQa ‘Azra’vyaatca Aalaa.
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specialization krtat‚ %yaaMnaa %yaa Avayavaabaabat kmaalaIcaI Aasqaa‚ icaik%saa AaiNa AiBamaana vaaTtao.
mhNajao‚ P`a%yaok dMtvaOV ‘Aaplyaa ³va [traMcyaa´ dMtpM@tI AaiNa %yaaMcaI svacCta iktI mah%%vaacaI Aaho’‚ yaa
“Aqa” pasaUna‚ to ‘dataMcaI inagaa na raKlyaamauLo eKad\yaalaa Kaoklaa ksaa hao} Saktao’ yaa “[it” pya-Mt sava-
P`akarcao sallao ³na maagatahI´ Aaplyaalaa do} Saktao.
maud\d\yaavar baaolaayacaM mhNajao‚ ikmaana tasaBar‚ naMbar laavaUna vaaT paihlyaavar maI DaoL\yaaMcyaa Da^@TraMnaa
BaoTNyaacaa ‘ABaUtpUva-’ xaNa Aalaa AaiNa %yaapuZIla javaLjavaL AQyaa- tasaat‚ ‘[tko caaMgalao DaoLo imaLNyaasa maI
Apa~a Aaho’ yaa vaa@yaavar maaJaahI ivaSvaasa basaola‚ evaZo spYT‚ KrmarIt AaiNa P`aKr vyaa#yaana maaJao DaoL\yaaMcao
Da^@Tr malaa doto Jaalao. %yaaMnaI maaJyaa DaoL\yaaMcyaa isqatIvar P`akaSa TakUna maaJyaa Dao@yaat P`akaSa paDNyaacaa
kolaolaa P`aya%na AKor safla Jaalaa. yaaogya inavaD na kolyaamauLo caaMgalaa na idsaNaara caYmaa gaLI pDNao‚ yaa
AalaIyaa BaaogaasaI maI saadr Jaalao AaiNa malaa ‘caYmaa’ ha navaa saaqaIdar imaLalaa²
iHavaoNaI kosakr
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maoGa saavaLo
vaodnaa maoGa saavaLo
dUr maavaLo
maI dgaD TakNaM baMd kolaMya kMzat fulaaMcyaa AaoLI
pNa trMga ]zayacao qaaMbalao naaihet
maI kolaMya baaolaNaM baMd pNa saavalyaaMcyaa AaDaoSaalaa
Sabd saucaayacao qaaMbalao naaihet najar caaortao caMd` kaortao
kaoNa tuJyaa kpaLIÆ
Jaaop laagat naaihca raHaBar
pNa trIhI svaPna idsat Aahot Ana\ ]nhat QaUL vaahta
imaTlyaa jarI papNyaa trI sahja Acaanak tulaa pahta
AEaU gaLayacao qaaMbalao naaihet GauMgaUr tuTtao DaoLI…
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Jak maarlaI AaiNa…
9.30 to 5.30 raoja raoja taoca taoca idvasa toca toca lecture,
KT laagalyaavar Ajauna eka subjectcaI tyaat pDto Bar.
kuzUna bauQdI saucalaI AaiNa dhavaI Paasa Jaalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Paaoranao Kup iSakavaM, [MijanaIAr vhavaM
Aaš vaiDlaaMcaI haotI hI ekcaM AaSaa,
nakao tI lafDI AMgaaSaI
mhNauna paorgaa maartaoya maaSaa.
ka^laojamaQyao AsaunahI ka^laojasaazI JaTlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
dusayaaMkDo pahtanaa jaIva AgadI tuTtao,
imaHaalaa trI ksaM saaMgau?
tao pNa yaaca ivaSvaat tr jagatao.
AsaM vaaTtyaM sagaLM jaga AaplyaakDo baGatyaM,
nausatM baGatcaM naahI tr ifidifid hsatyaM.
AarSyaasamaaor ]Baa rahUna svat:var hsalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Circuit maQyao component,kI componentcaM circuit,
Practical naahI kolaM tr sau$ haoto ikTikT.
Resistor AaiNa capacitorcaa duSmana maI Jaalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
9-9,10 -10 assignments maI ilahItao,
ekanao jar daona idlyaa tr dusara tIna dotao.
iSaxakaMMmaQyao assignments doNyaacaI sau$ haoto AaoZataNa,
ek idvasa ilaihta ilaihta jaatIla maaJao p`aNa.
Experiment krta krta maIcaM ek experiment banalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Viva Gaotanaa iSaxak vaaTtao malaa yamadUt,
baajaUlaa basalaolyaa externalmaQyao idsatao malaa ica~agauPt,
p`Sna ivacaartanaa to krt naahIt care
]%tr naahI idlaM kI mhNatatM “come next year”.
%yaaca externallaa maI zssana dot raihlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Lecture maQyao basalyaavar Vayacao ekmaokaMnaa miss call,
KroKuro naahI PaNa Takayalaa imaLtat kagadI baa^la,
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GarcyaaPaoxaa maI lecture maQyao jaast Jaaoptao,
vaYa-Barat vahIcaM ekcaM pana ilaihtao,
toca toca chapters vaacaUna maI tr purta maolaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Result baGatanaa yaoto Kup Kup majaa,
exam mhNajao Aata vaaTU laagalaI Aaho sajaa,
resultcaa maaJyaavar kQaIca effect naahI pDlaa,
karNa manaasaarKa result kQaIca naahI laagalaa.
dusa-yaaMcao f> caohro baGat raihlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
hrvalao maaJao baalapNa yaa [MijanaIArIMgacyaa naadat,
sagaL\yaaMnaI imaLuna malaa kolao purto barbaad.
Admission GaoNaa-yaa maulaamaQyao malaa maaJaa BaUtkaL idsatao,
yaa narkat yao} nakaosa ha sallaa maI %yaalaa dotao.
svat:maQyao svat:caM Aist<va SaaoQat raihlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
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- maMdar maaLvadkr
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Engg.)
qaaoDISaI gaMmat!
saasaurvaaDI maaJaa doSa Aaho.
saasaU–saasaro saKosaaoyaro maaJao baaMQava Aahot.
maaJyaa baayakaovar maaJao P`aoma Aaho.
itcyaa Aa[-–vaDlaaMcyaa GaratIla ivaivaQatonao naTlaolyaa vastUMvar maaJaa DaoLa Aaho.
itcyaa baapacaa Garjaava[- banaNyaacaI paHata maaJyaa AMgaI yaavaI¸ mhNaUna maI sadOva P`aya%na krIna.
maI maaJao saasaU–saasaro yaaMcaa maana zovaIna AaiNa P`a%yaokaSaI svaaqaa-nao vaagaIna.
maaJao saasaU–saasaro lavakrca kaSaIyaaHaolaa jaatIla¸ ASaI maI P`ait&a krIt Aaho.
maaJaI baayakao va maovhNyaa yaatca maaJao saaO#ya saamaavalao Aaho.
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t$Na marazI saMgaItP`aomaIMcaM EaQdasqaana
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lata maMgaoSakr AavaDtat ho vaogaLM saaMgaayacaI garjaca naahI¸%yaaMnaa tr maI saMgaItatlaa
dovaca maanatao.Aatacyaa gaayakaMmaQalao malaa SaMkr mahadovana\ AaiNa hrIhrna\ KUp
AavaDtat.gaaiyakaMmaQyao sauinaQaI¸ Eaoyaa yaaMcyaabaraobarhI kama krayalaa AavaDola.
d vaa^la : ‘saa ro ga ma p’ caM navaM SaoD\yaula krtanaa ksaM vaaTtMyaÆ
salaIla : KUp Cana AnauBava Aaho² ]%tma gaayakaMbaraobar knao@T haota yaotM¸
myauiJakbad\dla baaolaayalaa imaLtM¸ Aaplyaa qaa^Tsa\ maaMDayalaa imaLtat¸ prIxaNaacyaa
AnauBavahI AavaDtao.
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salaIla : navao Albamasa\ krNyaacaa ivacaar Aaho yaMda¸ 1 marazI¸ 1 ihMdI. ‘(dyaamaQalao
gaaNao’laa risakaMcaa ]%tma P`aitsaad AaiNa AiBaP`aaya imaLtaoya. ‘saMQaIP`akaSa’caohI kaya-k`ma
yaapuZohI krNaarca Aaho.
d vaa^la : Aatacyaa navaIna saMgaItkaraMnaa tumhI kaya saMdoSa ValaÆ
salaIla : maI evaZMca saaMgaona kI¸ klaakar mhNaUna P`aamaaiNak rha.Aaplyaa kamaavar
EaQda zovaa. 10 EaImaMt¸ sauMdr gaaoYTIMpoxaa manaapasaUna banavalaolaI ek saaQaI gaaoYT malaa
mah%vaacaI vaaTto.sajaavaTIpoxaa ikMvaa iktI pOsaa Kca- krtaoya yaapoxaa AaplaM kama iktI
KrM¸ iktI jaonyau[na Aaho¸ yaalaa mah%va Va.
Aaplaa AmaUlya vaoL idlyaabad\dla salaIla yaaMcao AaBaar² AaiNa %yaaMcyaa
]%trao%tr yaSasvaI gaItP`avaasaasaazI ‘d vaa^la’ kDUna SauBaocCa²
SabdaMkna : iHavaoNaI kosakr
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baaMQavaaMnaI
Aa%myaatUna
kuMpNao svat:ca paDlao baaMQavaaMnaI
mauDdo maanavatocao gaaDlao baaMQavaaMnaI
kaorD\yaa gaaHaI…
Kupsalaa pazIt saura Aaplaa
Aapulaoca r@t saaMDlao baaMQavaaMnaI dIzIsa naahI Baana
Amaaola baaivaskr
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maaJaM Gar¸ jaunaM haotanaa..
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dovapUjaa krtanaa caukuna kqaItrI iBaMtIlaa laagalaolaM hLd¹kuMku Aa[-laa idsatMya.
yaa Garat kolaolyaa P`a%yaok hLdI¹kuMkvaacaI tyaarIcaI AazvaNa jaNaU k$na dotMya..
baahorcyaa KaolaIt eka iBaMtIvarcao paopDo pDUna¹pDUna A#Ka jagaacaa nakaSaa ]maTlaaya.
baabaaMnaa Anaok kivata¸ laoK ilahItanaa yaaca KaolaInao paihlaM Aaho.
ilaihlaolaI panaM javaL zovaNaar AamhI¸ pNa saaMDlaolaI Saa[- DaoLo SaaoQat AahotÂ
maaJyaa vaoD\yaa manaacyaa eka kaopy`aat¸ maaJaM jaunaM Gar Aaho..
-iHavaoNaI kosakr
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tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…ksturIp`maaNÜ duima-L AsaNaarI‚
malaa tu Ana\ tulaa maI‚inarMtr saÜbat rahNaarI²²²
KUp KoLNarI¸KoLvaNaarI¸
hsatahsataca duÁKalaa AaplasaM krNaarIѲÑ
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
ekmÜkIMsaazI sadooOva t<pr AsaNaarI‚
saarM Sharing-Caring yaatUna fulat jaaNaarI²²²
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
dÜGaIMcyaa AayauYyaacaa AivaBaajya GaTk AsaNaarI‚
maayaa¸AapulakI¸samajadarpNaa yaaMvar idvasÜMidvasa bahrNaarI²²²
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
AayauYyaacyaa vaaTovar ekmÜkIMnaa maaga- daKvaNaarI¸
iktIhI saMkTo AalaI trI ekHa rahUna %yaaMcyaasaazI laZayalaa sajja AsaNaarI²²²
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
taÉNyaacyaa baagaot svaPna pahNaarI pNa‚
vaastvaacaM Baana zovaUna ijaMkNyaasaazI laZNaarI‚
AaiNa laZtalaZtaca AijaM@ya rahNaarI‚
Aaho AaplaI maO~aI²²²²²²²²²
¹caOtalaI paTIla
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ek “ku³maaf kra´mau”laaKt
namaskar maMDLI² ‘d vaa^la’nao AaplaM manaaorMjana krNyaasaazI AjaUna ek maulaaKt GaotlaI. yaa maulaaKtItIla
GaTnaa va paHao Aaplyaa klpnaoP`amaaNao AapNaca zrvaavaIt² yaacaa vaastivak jaIvanaaSaI saMbaMQa AaZLU Saktao²
trIhI saaQamya- AaZLlyaasa tao inavvaL yaaogaayaaoga samajaU nayao² tr maga Gyaa rIsk AaiNa caavaa³saa^rI´ vaacaa²
paHa pircaya :
saUHasaMcaalak : ‘caha ivanaa marNa’ foma¸ marNa jaaokr.
pahuNao klaakar : iglasaorIna¸ daiganao¸ maaoz\yaa iTklyaa¸ [%yaadI kMpnyaaMcyaa ]%kYaa-sa karNaIBaUt zrlaolaI¸
‘ko’kmaova¸ “ik%yaokda kpUr”²
qaoT BaoT :
ma jaao : ksaM vaaTtMya ik%yaokda¸ vaa^la saazI maulaaKt VayalaaÆ
ik k : ka^la maI “ik k” naa^T ik%yaokda² Dbala ‘k’ lakI fa^r maI²
‘ka^la’ saazI maulaaKt Vayalaa malaa KUp AanaMd haotaoya.
ma jaao : AgaM to ka^la naahI vaa^la Aaho.
ik k : Asaudo ro..naahItrI Aaplyaalaa ekHa vaoL Gaalavaayalaa kuzo imaLtao..
ma jaao : AhM¸ AhM..³Gasaa Kakrtao.´ tuJaI 5 vaYa- caavalaolaI¸ I mean, caalalaolaI maailaka nauktIca
³ekdacaI´ saMplaI.tovha ksaM vaaTtMyaÆ
ik k : du:K tr Aahoca ro..pNa maI Aata ek navaIna knsaoPT Gao}na yaoNaar Aaho.saasaU¹saUnaaMcaa irA^ilaTI
Saao² ‘kuNaItrI kuNaacaMtrI kahItrI laagatM’²
ma jaao : ha Saao Aaho² barM ¸barM² tUu KUp EaQdaLU AsalyaacaM kLtM..
ik k : hao¸ maaJaI ‘baalaajaI’ var KUp EaQda Aaho²
ma jaao : tuJyaa lagnaacaM kaya gaMÆ
ik k : tU tyaar Aahosa..Æ
ma jaao : ³ dcaktao²´kayaÆ
ik k : Aro¸mhNajao maaJyaasaazI maulaM SaaoQaayalaa²
ma jaao : hao na@kIca² malaa maulaM SaaoQaayalaa KUp AavaDola² mhNajao..tuJyaasaazI..on that note,AapNa ik
k laa ikk maa$na¸ mhNajao¸ cahacaa kIT do}na inaraop doNaar Aahaot² AapNa Aamhalaa sahna kolaMt yaabad\dla
Qanyavaad²
¹varda Baagavat
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maaya
vaoD\yaa manaa
[-valaISaI hI icamaNapaaKro
Aa[-cyaa ]drasa ibalagalaI¸ vaoD\yaa manaa ka ro hsaSaI¸
kLo na %yaaMnaa naatIgaaotI vaoD laavaUnaI tU majasaI
mhNao ekTI maaya hI BalaI. vaavarto maI yaa jagatI¸
ek raiQaka QauMd jaSaI.
vanavana BaTkUnaI itnao ]paSaI
jamavaUnaI AaNalaI caNaokabaUlaI¸ saaMga tulaa maI saaMgaU kSaI
prtUinayaa Aaplyaa GarTI tI kaoNa jaagavaI raoj inaSaI
laokraMsaI %yaa Ka} GaatlaI. vyaakULlaoho tnamana maaJao¸
ek haovayaa tyaaSaI.
idvasaaMmaagaUnaI idvasa ]laTlao¸
paKraMnaI %yaa pMK psarlao¸ maMd JauLuk hI vaay`aacaI
mhNat haotI jaI maaya hI BalaI krI gaudgaulyaa dohaSaI¸
itca itlaa saaoDUnaI gaolaI. saaMga k$ tulanaa %yaacaI
gaaoD tuJyaa %yaa spSaa-SaIÆ
icamaNaI tI ekakI pDlaI¸
AQaI- sarlaI¸ AQaI- ]rlaI¸ AEaUQaar hI nayanaaMcaI
AazvaNaIMnaI %yaa ipllaaMcyaa iP`at maagato tujapaSaI¸
tLmaLlaI tI vyaakuL JaalaI. saaMKga kQaI va$naI naoSaI
tU majalaa tuJayaa doSaIÆ
paKraMnaI %yaa ivaSva paihlaa¸
dah jagaacaa Asa*ya Jaalaa¸
AKor ipllao GarI prtlaI¸ P`aa.rajaEaI
pNa Aa[-nao jaIva Taklaa.. (Department of Computer Engg.)
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“gaNaptI baaPpa maaoryaa”mhNat gaNaptI baaPpalaa inaraop dotaca maharaYT/ ivaQaanasaBaa inavaDNaukIcao
vaoQa savaa-Mnaa laagalao Aahot. sava- puZarI dova KucaI-cyaa va sa<aocyaa laalasaopaoTI kaya kaya krtat
ho %yaaMsaazI mhTlaolyaa AartItUnaca vya@t haot Aaho….
puZayaacaI AartI
yaugao A{avaIsa inavaDNaukIlaa ]Baa ¸KucaI-saazI Gaoš jaagaaojaagaI saBaa
matdaraMcyaa BaoTI puZarI Aaloa gaa ¸carNaI maa)aa zovaI mhNao ]QdrI jagaa
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa ¸KucaI-cyaa vallaBaa¸sa<aocyaa vallaBaa¸caavao jaIvalagaa ÈÈ
KadI sadra gaLa Gaoš kr jaaoDUnaI gaazI ¸ gaaMQaI TaopI maaqaI Ana\ gaMQa lallaaTI
gauMD smagalar ina%ya yaotI BaoTI ¸paolaIsa baa^DIgaaD- puZo ]Bao rahtI
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 1 ÈÈ
Qanya %yaaMcao kaya- ]GaDUnaI svat:cyaa SaaLa¸ DaonaoSana Gao]na iSakvaI EaImaMtaMcyaa baaLa
gaaorgairbaaMcyaa hatI dovaUna ivaLa¸ mhNao tumhI Saotat Gaamaca gaaLa
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 2 ÈÈ
AaovaaLunaI Aar%yaa AaiNa basavaunaI gaNaptI ¸%yaaMcyaa saaxaInao ho Ba`YTacaar kirtI
kSaI imaLola hao %yaaMnaa mau@tI¸%yaaMcaI Asao f@t pOSaavarca Ba@tI
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 3 ÈÈ
laaoksaBaa ivaQaanasaBaa jaovha inavaDNauka yaotI¸]maodvaar maMDLI Aaplya darI yaotI
Zaola taSao vaajavauna p`caar kirtI¸pOSaacaa maihmaa ¸AaSvaasanaaMcaa maihmaa vaNaa-vaa iktI
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 4 ÈÈ
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maharaYT/ AaiNa saMtsaaih%ya
maharaYT/alaa jyaa bahuivaQa prMpra laaBalyaa Aahot %yaat saMtprMPara samaRQd Aaho.”&anadovoa ricalaa
payaa È tuka Jaalaasao kLsa ÈÈ” Asao maharaYT/atIla saMtprMParocao vaNa-na koloa jaato.saMnyaaSaacaI paorM
mhNaUna %yaa kaLcyaa kma-z samaajaanao vaaLIt Taklaolyaa &anaoSvar maharaja AaiNa %yaaMcyaa
inavaR%tI ¸saoapana ¸mau@ataš yaa BaavaMDaMnaI PairisqatISaI JagaDUna &anaacaI tpsyaa kolaI.vayaacyaa
AvaGyaa 16vyaa vaYaI- &anaoSvaraMnaI ‘Baavaaqa-dIipka’ ha Ajaramar TIkagaM̀`qa ilaihlaa.¸jaoa puZo
‘&anaoSvarI’ yaa naavaanao p`isaQd\
Jaalaa.
‘AmaRtatohI pOjaa ijaMko’ Asaa Aa%maivaSvaasa p`kT krt saMtaMnaI marazI BaaYaosa sauvaNa-kaL
p`aPt k$na idlaa. marazI saMtaMnaI ekca ek pVrcanaa na krta kavyaacao gaaOLNa ¸ABaMga
¸Baa$D Asao Anoak p`kar hataLlao.samaajaatIla ]ccanaIca Baava ¸ivavd%tocaa dMBa ¸kma-kaMD yaaMvar
tukarama maharajaaMnaI ABaMgaatUna p`har koloa.tukaramaaMcaI ABaMgavaaNaI mhNajoa p`Kr sa%yaanao
QagaQagaNaarI AnauBavaaMcaI KaNacaM²²² “SauQd baIjaapaoTI È fLo rsaaL gaoamaTI ÈÈ” ho %yaaMcao vacana
scat:laahI pUNa-pNao laagaU haoto.eknaaqaaMnaI gaaOLNa ¸Baa$Do rcalaI.samaqaa-MnaI vyavahar&ana
saaMgaNyaasaazI manaacao Slaaok ¸dasabaaoQa rcalaa.saamaaijak pirvat-na GaDvaUna AaNaNyaasaazI AaiNa
sava-saamaanyaaMcao p``Sna¸samasyaa saoaDivaNyaasaaTI saaopa maaga- daKvalaa.Sabd &anaacaa AhMkar
imarvaNaayaa pMiDtI prMprot janma GaovUanahI saMtaMnaI k$Naolaa maaoTo sqaana idlao.
laaOikk suaKapasaUna AaiNa SaarIrIk ]pBaaogaapasaUna AilaPt rahUna samaajaoannatIsaaTI
saMt JaTt raihlao.%yaamauLoca samaajaat pirvat-na Jaalao.maharaYT/acaI jaDNaGaDNa haoNyaat saMt
saaih%yaacaa vaaTa far maoaTa Aaho.jagaBar p`isaQd Asalaolaa ha saMtsaaih%yaacaa vaarsaa AapNa puZo
naoNao KUp mah%%vaacao Aaho.
caOtalaI paTIla
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maanavaI vyavaharat savaa-t mah%%vaacao calana mhNajao Sabd AaiNa %yaMatUna inamaa-Na
haoNaarI BaaYaa..
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AayauYya ]w\vast Ast
AayauYyaat kQaI kQaI AayauYyaacyaa vaaTolaa yaa¸ek vaLNa imaLalao
AsaM kahI vaaTtM dao xaNaaMcyaa ijaMdgaIthI¸Baya to gaMufUna goalao
P`aSnaaMcaM AaiNa SaMkaMcaM ksao jagaavaoÆksao maravaoÆzrvaavao ho kuNaI
AaBaaL manaat daTtM..
baobaMdacyaa sa<aocaI hI¸ek Ajaba khaNaI
caalaavyaa laagatat iktItrI
taoD SaRMKlaa Apmaanaacyaa¸poT marazI manaa
vaogavaogaLyaa vaaTa
]Mca Jaop Gao itmaIramaQaUnaI¸caotvaUna AiBamaanaa
maQyaoca yaoto vaLNa
tr kuzo fuTtao faTa.. QagaQagaNaayaa tuJyaa manaavar¸igaQaaDaMcaI gast
barocada kLt naahI CodUna AakaSaIcyaa saUyaa-¸Jaalaa ]wvast Ast
kravao trI kaya
AsatM DaokM baiQar AaiSaYa prba
TE (Electronics and Telecommunication
va saunna hat¹paya.. Engg.)
P`aSna Asatat Kup
nasatao ]%traMcaa p%ta
isarIAsa maamalyaacaI yaar
basato hao}na qaT\Ta..
na kolaolyaa gaaoYTIMcaI
imaLt Asato sajaa
pNa AsaM AayauYya jagaNyaacaI
Asato vaogaLIca majaa²
¹varda Baagavat
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tUca saaMga ip`yao…
Ainakot ZvaLo
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Telecommunication Engg.)
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AnauBava
idladar vaaTlao to saaro fukDo inaGaalao
ihro vaaTlao to kacaI tukDo inaGaalao
Amaaola baaivaskr
TE (Electronics Engg.)
ASauQd ivacaar vaa ASauQd klpnaa hI ASauQd kmaa-evaZI vaa[-T gaaoYT Aaho.
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Da^.DI.vaaya\.paTIla Aa^^iDTaoiryama
iSaxaNa AaiNa ik``Da yaasaaTI jasaM “Da^.DI.vaaya\.paTIla ivaVapIT” p`isaQd tsaoca to AaNaKI eka
gaoaYTIsaaTI p`isaQd tI mhNajao “Da^.DI.vaaya\.paTIla Aa^^iDTaoiryama”²²yaa Aa^^iDTaoiryamamaQyao jaovha
pihlyaa saoimasTrmaQao maI ‘klaaraga’cyaa ‘rajyastrIya ekaMikka spQao-saaTI’ pihlaM pa}la Tovaloa tovha
malaa maaJyaa iSaxaNa saMsqaosa svat:cao Aa^^iDTaoiryama Aaho yaacaa KUp AiBamaana vaaTlaa.
vaatanaukUilat yaM~aNaa ‚677 Aasana ]plabqata ‚p`Sast [maart ‚p`kaSa AaiNa saMgaIt yaaojanaa yaa
sauKsaaoyaIMnaI sausajja AsalaolaM ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama Aaja ivaValayaatIla maaJyaasaar#yaa naaT\yapo`maIMnaa GarcaM
vaaTtM.
‘klaaraga’cyaa rajyastrIya tsoaca AaMtrmahaivaValayaIna ekaMikka spQaa- ‚naR%yaaivaYkar ‚short
film festival ASaa ek naa Anaok spQaa- AnauBavatanaa ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama maaJaM kQaI JaalaM to kLlacaM
naahI..rMgamaMcaavar koloalyaa talamaI‚maoakLyaa vaoLat Aa^^iDTaoiryamamaQyao koloalaI majaa ‚Aa^^iDTaoiryamamaQyao
samaarMBaasaazI kolaolaI sajaavaT..saarM ksaM AgadI Aa%ta Aa%ta JaalyaasaarKM vaaTtyaM.kovaL spQaa-ca
naahI tr ‘sahI ro sahI’‚ ‘saarKM CatIt duKtyaM’ ‚‘maraTI baaNaa’ ‚‘dadacaI gala-f`oMD’ yaaMsaar#yaa
vyaavasaaiyak naaTkaMnaI ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama gaajavalaM.
hLUhLU AamacaM ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama badlatyaM.saMcaalakaMcaa ]%saah ‘klaaraga’maQaIla ivaVaqyaa-McaI
klaosaazI AsalaolaI tLmaL Aa^^iDTaoiryamavarIla po`ma yaMamauLo ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama AaNaKI bahrola.Cana
sajoala.yaMda haoNaa–yaa ‘AayauYyaavar baaolau kahI’yaa p`isaQd kaya-–k`maathI to Eaao%yaaMnaa maugQa k$na
Takola AaiNa samast klaapo`maIMnaa maaoihnaI Gaalaola yaat SaMkaca naahI.
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D. Y. Patil Stadium
It has witnessed IPL Season 1 last year and now it awaits the first
ODI match in a few months!
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