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Blessings

I was very much pleased to know that this year also, the students of Ramrao

Adik Institute of Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai are bringing out a magazine

of the Institute “The Wall ’09”, keeping the tradition of RAIT. The excellent

feature of the magazine is that it consists of two sections, one in English and

the other in Marathi. This time also the articles are of quite different style.

I had an immense pleasure to know that the release of “The Wall ‘09” is

coinciding with the “Birthday Celebration” of our dear Mr. Vijay Patil,

President, RAIT.

The efforts of students and the faculty members of RAIT are highly appreciated

for their enthusiasm and working tremendously to bring out this magazine.

I bless them all for their excellent future career.

With Blessings,

Padmashree Dr. D.Y.Patil

Founder President,

Dr. D.Y.Patil Group

And Chancellor, Dr. D.Y. Patil University,

Navi Mumbai 400706

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Greetings from Shri Vijay D. Patil

I was extremely delighted to know that the students of Ramrao Adik Institute of

Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai are bringing out the college magazine- ‘The

Wall’ under the guidance of Director Shri Uday Shende, Principal Dr. Satish

Devane and Prof. A. N. Nakra. They wanted the magazine to be released on the

auspicious occasion of my birthday celebration on 17th September, 2009.

I highly appreciate the efforts of all of them who have worked very hard and

sincerely to bring out the magazine. I also congratulate the editorial team for

their excellent work in organizing both the sections of the magazine, namely,

English and Marathi which is a new venture. It is our pride that the articles are

of informative type dealing with art, history, culture, music, poetry, jokes,

etc.

I hope that the students will continue with our endeavor to promote and

strengthen the achievements of RAIT.

Vijay D. Patil

Pro-Chancellor, Dr. D. Y. Patil University

President, Dr. D. Y. Patil Group

Nerul, Navi Mumbai 400706

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Compliments from Dr. Ajeenkya D. Patil

With the blessings of Satya Sai Baba and Sant Gajanan Maharaj, it gives me an

immense pleasure to know that Ramrao Adik Institute of Technology, Nerul is

bringing out a college magazine titled ‘The Wall’.

This time, the magazine has two sections- one of English and the other of

Marathi, which is a remarkable decision. Most of the articles are related to art,

culture, interviews, etc. which is a new venture.

I congratulate all the members of the Editorial Team who have worked very

hard and sincerely to bring out this year’s edition of the magazine.

With best wishes,

Dr. Ajeenkya D. Patil

Pro-Chancellor, Dr. D. Y. Patil University

President, Ramrao Adik Education Society

Nerul, Navi Mumbai 400706

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Appreciation

We have immense pleasure to state that the students of Ramrao Adik Institute

of Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai under the guidance of Prof. A.N.Nakra and

other faculty members are bringing out a magazine of the institute “The Wall

09”. The magazine has come out due to their hard work, untiring efforts and

enthusiasm well in time to coincide with the release of magazine on the

auspicious occasion of the Birthday Celebration of our respected President, Shri

Vijay D.Patil.

We highly appreciate the efforts of all of them and congratulate them for their

excellent work in organizing both the sections, i.e. English and Marathi. The

articles are of different nature, dealing with art, history, culture, music,

poetry and jokes etc.

Once again, we convey our Heartiest Congratulations to all the members of

Editorial Board for their excellent work.

Shri Uday S. Shende Dr. Satish R. Devane

Director Principal

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Word of Praise

I have immense pleasure to be associated with the Editorial Team of “The Wall

09” magazine, which is being published by a team of students of Ramrao Adik

Institute of Technology, Nerul, Navi Mumbai. The students had worked very

hard to bring out the magazine well in time to be released on the occasion of

our President Shri Vijay D. Patil’s birthday, on 17th September. This has given

the students moral support with a very good experience.

I really have a very high appreciation for the enthusiasm of our students and it

is a great experience to read their articles, having salient language and with

different nicknames etc. This time there was a good response from the

students with their articles for publication. The magazine has a new feature

this year- it has two sections, one of English and the other of Marathi.

I wish BEST OF LUCK to all the members of The Wall ‘09 Editorial Team for

their Bright Future.

Prof. A.N.Nakra
Co-convener and Chief Editor

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The Wall ’09 Committee

Patron:
Shri Vijay D. Patil, President, RAIT.
Advisor:
Shri Uday S. Shende, Director, RAIT.
Convener:
Dr. Satish R. Devane, Principal, RAIT.
Co-convener cum Chief Editor:
Prof. A.N. Nakra

Editor-In-charge:
Sushrut Munje - Instrumentation Dept.
Co-Editor:
Sneha Das - Computers Dept.
English Editorial Team:
Aninya Ahluwalia - Electronics and Telecommunications Dept.
Vijay Sharma - Electronics Dept.
Surabhi Srivastava - Electronics and Telecommunications Dept.
Shibani Sharma - Computers Dept.
Mayuresh Hedaoo - Electronics Dept.
Dhanashri S - Instrumentation Dept.
Marathi Editorial Team:
Chaitali Patil - Computers Dept.
Triveni Keskar - Information Technology Dept.
Technical Team:
Pratyush Anand - Electronics Dept.
S.P.Prashant - Electronics Dept.
Rahul Talekar - Instrumentation Dept.

Special Thanks to Saumya Pant, Mansi Jain, Azriel Samson, Anirudh Singh Chohan and
Ninad Jadhav.

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The Wall’ 09 Masons
Photographed by Azriel Samson

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RAIT
An Engineering College with a Difference

RAIT is a premier institution, holding pride of place among

all the institutions in the D.Y.Patil group as well as all the

technical institutes under the Mumbai University. It was

established in 1983 to promote excellence in technology

and for nurturing smart engineering talent. It is located in

the Padmashree Dr. D.Y. Patil Vidyanagar campus at

Nerul, It is housed in a spacious building surrounded by the

breathtaking view of the velvety lawns and the verdant

gardens in the well main tained sprawling campus.

The institute is affiliated to the Mumbai University. It is

approved by the ALL INDIA COUNCIL FOR TECHNICAL

EDUCATION (AICTE) a statutory body of the Government of

India. RAIT is an 'A' grade college approved by the

Government of Maharashtra.

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From the Editor

I t took days to form the final draft, hours of music to form the final draft, minutes of brain-

storming to form the final draft, seconds of yelling bouts to form the final draft and now finally
it’s all over! We are proud to present The Wall ’09 to dear RAITians (student and faculty) and
all those non-RAITians who will still read this edition and yes, appreciate the same.

What can you expect from The Wall?


The Wall Masons expect to produce a wholesome magazine complete with imagination of the
writers running wild and giving them the freedom of speech, which is the tradition of ever-so-
democratic RAIT. It has the views of the Management and what they believe can make this
institution better in its essence.

The Cover:
The Wall ’09 aims to initiate a positive change- in the way individuals think and in the issues
that we feel are lagging behind the times. Balance and harmony of two opposites is desirable.
Why not splatter our individual Walls with the change we want to see around us? :)

The Wall believes everyone will feel at home with the content. From the college societies to
the stereotypes, from blogs to Green Campaigns in the city, from random poetry to stuff on
music- The magazine caters to everyone’s needs.

We are thankful to the cooperative faculty members for their unwavering support on every step
which lead to making The Wall ’09 what it is right now. We are appreciative of the moral
support offered by President Shri Vijay Patil. The Wall is grateful to Shende Sir and Devane Sir;
without whose guidance and vision this magazine could not have evolved. We thank Nakra Sir
wholeheartedly for his suggestions and the ‘room’ he provided helped us achieve what we
wanted in the magazine. I would like to thank all my team-mates for everything that went in to
create The Wall ’09. I thank them a lot for bearing with me and my whims, crazy ideas and
loud laughs. I thank them again because The Wall loves them all for the sweat and blood they
put in with me.

The Wall misses its ex-Mason Arjun Kaushik (with all his grins and one-liners) and Tarun
Venkateshwar who was one of its enthusiastic readers. They met with a fatal accident on 7th
September ’09. May their souls rest in peace.

Sushrut Munje
Editor-in-Charge

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Principal’s Interview

Also- since we are under the University of


W here do you think RAIT stands with
Mumbai, tie up for cross migration with
other universities is not possible. Yet we
respect to other Institutes of Technology are making the same efforts in association
in India? How do you plan to set it apart? with the Padmashree Dr. D. Y. Patil
University. We want everyone to THINK
RAIT, in my opinion, is a unique institute BIG. Exposure is just the thing we need and
because it encourages both -education and RAIT is ready to encourage every single
extracurricular activities. RAIT has a student looking for the same.
tradition of over 25 years. We encourage
students to participate in all festivals. Our The construction going on in the college.
main aim is to groom students so that they What can we look forward to? How long
can enhance their managerial skills along will it take?
with technical knowledge.
RAIT is one of the best places for PG study We are adding three floors to the building.
because the main motive is to encourage They will be mainly for the Computer and
students to undertake research. The main Information Technology departments. I
reason is that India is lagging behind other agree there has been delay in the
nations in terms of research. From the First construction work but we aim to finish it up
Year in the PG study, we encourage this year. Wi-Fi which has been made
students to write papers and be part of available only on two floors will be then
seminars and paper presentations all over made available everywhere inside the
the world. Our faculty i.e. Prof. building (all six floors). The upper floors
Chatterjee, Prof. Parmar and Prof. boast of open spaces where we aim to
Nikumbh have presented papers during construct an open-air canteen and spaces
conferences in Germany, Singapore and for students to have lunch, study or just
France respectively and it is just a start! hang out. Government of India is providing
We believe that if the Faculty has that funds for modernization of laboratories and
capability, it will surely percolate down to not only look-wise. We have funds form
the students. AICTE and CISCO has been approached for
more developments on the Post-Graduate
You recently visited Austria. Is RAIT is Academic front.
planning to tie up with any foreign
university for any student exchange Sir, what about the condition of the
programs or anything that promises global Basement Canteen and the washrooms?
exposure?
We have plans to renovate the washrooms
I was mainly at the University of Graz in and the canteen which I agree are in a bad
Austria. It is one of the best in the area and condition. But unless and until we are done
fortunately, now they have started with the construction upstairs, we can’t
education with medium as English. They really work on these structures which are in
have also opened up cross-border integral part of the college and are in
immigration options. But then- the regular use.
conference was keeping everyone busy and
we could not really get in touch with the
concerned people.
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Are there any plans to restore the air- commendable that the Alumni are giving
conditioning of the Library? Can we have much of their busy time to RAIT.
a larger Reading Rooms plus Internet
Access?
Your suggestion to The Wall?
Library was air-conditioned but the
machines had to be removed to make way I believe The Wall should be the college’s
for construction upstairs. So again- until annual magazine and also a newsletter
and unless we’re done with the providing people with news as to what’s
construction activity, the library can’t be happening in RAIT. The magazine is read
made air-conditioned. We do have lots of outside the college and hence it should
quality books but the access has been reflect the rich and unique culture RAIT
provided only to PG students. Though we has. We would like the magazine
believe that access must be made easier, committee to come up with regular
we need a guarantee that the books will be newsletters, even if net-based.
well handled by the students. Also, I agree As to the content- it should be a
we need a Reading Room for students but wholesome magazine. Creative freedom is
for now we are making arrangements for welcome and so is mature humor. Since it
students to study throughout the night in a also gives an opportunity to the
couple of classrooms. If required, we can Management and the Faculty to present
keep the library open throughout the night their views and to give advice, we should
too. Internet access is also required in the have our space in The Wall too. We want
Library and we are working towards the the FE’s to contribute to the magazine in
same. As of now- the college has 4 separate greater numbers each year. The Wall can
lines providing internet connection to all be rightly termed as the ‘Face of RAIT’.
laboratories and the Society Control Rooms.
Wi-Fi has been made available.

Your take on the RAIT Alumni


Association?
Interview conducted by:
The RAIT Alumni Association has two levels-
one is the group of Alumni who are working Aninya Ahluwalia
from outside the college to provide current TE (Electronics and
students with all the opportunities and
Telecommunication Engg.)
information to make their climb on the
career ladder easier. The other is the group
of current students who work to increase Sushrut Munje
awareness in their peers about the methods TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
of functioning and the great help that the
RAA can be. I believe it’s a start and I’m
happy the RAA conducted its first seminar
(Mr. Jay Rege, 1997 Alum). More are to
follow and I hope the students will make
the best use of the same. It is
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SUC Addresses

companies, being street smart, confident


T he Student Council of RAIT has always
been an effective and definitive voice of
and learning to get your job done and done
well.
Tanveer- Other than that, there will be
the student body. Every year a new core Certificates given to people involved in the
committee is formed with new ideas, events. These will look very good on your
ambitions and plans. Here’s introducing the CV and also add on to a colorful work-
SUC Core Committee ‘09-’10. record.
Dham- Of course nothing equals the joy of
General Secretary - Aravindhan Nagarajan working in a group and seeing a job
aka ‘Dham’ through. These are experiences you can
Co-General Secretary - Rushil only have in college, and especially in RAIT.
Ramachandran The lessons and the memories are priceless
Cultural Secretary - Shivam Singh and enough incentive in themselves. Any
Treasurer - Ishawn Arora day.
Marketing and PR Head - Tanveer Singh
Sports Secrataries - Melphin James and
Nikhil Porate How effective is the SUC in bringing
substantial changes?
A chat with the new committee and it is
evident that this year is the year of Dham - See, the college is for educating
Change. New ideas are taking shape, bigger students and the SUC is, after all, The
plans are being made and more cooperation Student’s Council. The management is
is now expected from us students. A glance always interested in anything the students
at what The Committee has to say- have to put forth. Earlier also, the previous
SUC members, under the guidance and
cooperation of Vijay Patil Sir, helped in
What are the changes in the agenda for collecting funds for diploma education of
the SUC this year? three underprivileged students. This was
done under ‘Project Udaan’. We are, even
Dham - To begin with, we’d like for people at present, always eager to help out
to start looking at the SUC as an open, anybody in a crunch. With an eager
comprehensive body as against the close- workforce and cooperation from the
knit organization it was deemed as before. administration, which we have always
All of you are part of the SUC and the Core received, we are confident of being
Committee is just your representative. resourceful.
This year on, the SUC aims at working more
closely with the students, involving them Horizon or Rhapsody? What is on the
and evolving with maximum participation. cards this year?
Rushil - We are looking beyond just cultural
events and are planning to create Brand Dham- A wholesome cultural event is on
SUC, a spokesperson for everything RAIT. the cards this year. Horizon OR Rhapsody,
With people working in coordination and we are working hard on making Big. Of
diligently, we are confident of creating a course, Horizon is extremely popular and
respectable benchmark for our successors. synonymous with RAIT, so there is demand
for our original fest to happen this time.
What are the incentives you are planning The groundwork for preparations will be
to provide volunteers? laid this semester itself. Volunteers are
expected to come around soon.
Dham - There is immense exposure when
you do a job for big events- talking to
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What are your efforts towards RAIT Brand forward. There will of course be Aakarshan,
Building? the intra-college music event where
budding
Tanveer- There are sms groups, online singers can sing and have a ball. The
groups and extensive publicity on the UTV cultural fest has always been the highlight
Bindaas website also. All RAIT-ians are of the college and is eagerly looked
requested to become a part of the SUC by forward to. Other than these, there will be
joining us at social networking sites and other odd events you can always enjoy.
sms groups. The email address-
rait.suc@gmail.com
Also type JOIN SUC_RAIT and send it to Anything you want to send across to
567678. Thus, all news and updates will be everyone? What kind of cooperation are
sent to your number making communication you expecting from the students?
simpler than before. Also, if anyone has
any queries, wants to volunteer or simply The Committee - One thing we do have to
has a grievance to report, they just need to say – “Come Alive”. We need people to
make a call. start being more proactive when it comes
Numbers: Tanveer - 99204855011 to college activities. These are the years
Dham - 9892515519 when you can effectively build your
character and working for the college does
give you a peek into what the professional
What do we students have to look world has in store for you. Dealing with
forward to this year? deadlines, time management and striking a
balance between important things in life is
Dham- There will be the FE night soon all learnt and appreciated.
enough. This time, we are aiming to make
it a big event, with active participation
from the first-years. A welcome party for Interview conducted by
freshers where they can let go inhibitions
and have fun. Performances by FEs are Sneha Das
expected and we’ll be urging them to come SE (Computer Engg.)

(We look forward to the awesome year, all ye SUC Core Committee members!) :P

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in
America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

-- Robert Orben

The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in
your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a
mask.
-- Jim Morrison

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What to Look Out For

R AIT always has something to look


forward to. Here are the events that are
Seminars- Seminars are held throughout
the semester on everything ranging from
foreign education to technical
scheduled to be held in the campus in the examinations. The speakers are renowned
coming months: in their respective fields and there is a lot
to learn from every one of them. The
FE Night- This elaborate program is held as information given out on various
an initiation for the FEs, where they can competitive examinations is extremely vital
perform, volunteer and generally be an for the uninitiated. One stop for everything
official part of something RAIT for the first you would like to know for making it big in
time. The freshers are given a platform to your chosen career path.
showcase their talents. It is also awaited by
the seniors as it is from here they choose Technical Fests– These festivals are
and pick future volunteers and organizers organized by the technical societies for
for cultural events. The participation from which our college is especially renowned.
the first year students is vital for this event The events have mass appeal as they
to be a success and a healthy audience is promise authentic learning value as well as
expected this year for the same. loads of fun. The certificates given out are
treasured as they can be valuable for your
‘Aakarshan’ – This event is for the music PG courses as well as the placements.
lovers. The musically inclined mass can get
on stage and just sing and play to their Cultural Fests– This is THE thing RAIT is
heart’s content. And to an eager and famous for. Most awaited and hugely
receptive audience. It is the platform for popular, everything from organization to
showcasing your musical talent and getting participation is by the students with lots of
the kicks from performing Live. Do not miss moral support from the administration. The
this opportunity. student committee works with mad
devotion for the same and the end product
is always memorable. If you want to have
the best time of the year to be really good,
get yourself involved.

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Alumni Speak!

W hat was the best “I made good friends while in college who have stood by me
through thick and the thin till date”
thing about being a part
of this college? “Opportunities for Extra-curricular activities”
“Every thing, the best days of my life were spent in RAIT. It
taught me to look at the world in a new way”

What was your favorite “Never had a fixed hung out place, It kept changing since
hangout place in the the college building itself was evolving when I was in college
college? And when were .It varied from the labs, canteen, stairs to the SUC room (in
you found hanging out the basement then) during Horizon”
there? “Erstwhile engineering canteen in basement (now I think it’s
a Diploma lab) Used to hang out there most of the time
(except when attending an occasional lecture)”
“Sharad, Boys Room/IEEE/SUC-Room/ whatever you call it”

What’s that one thing “The quadrangle in the CBD college structure (it was very
about the college that easy to find people). You just had to shout out their name”
you’ll miss the most? “This one is difficult to answer… Pretty much miss all of
college”
“As said everything, but most the friends and very important
dear Prof’s lectures”

Something you’d like to “RAIT taught me perseverance. To work hard is in our


say to your juniors? hands, believe in yourselves and hang in there the toughness
situation will get resolved”
“Enjoy the four years at college, but don't let the fun get in
the way of your grades”
“Have fun and Rock on!” \m/

Is there a change or “Well, it’s long list. For starters- some parts of the college
improvement that you’d needs to be sanitized and white washed. Especially the
like to see in our college? Canteen”
“More participation from the Industry and the Alumni. Was
as good as absent when we were in college”
“Changes are in transit and it feels good!”

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What is the one thing “The Grit and comradeship of the RAITians. The welcome
about this college that smile that we get from the non-teaching stuff (only constant
you feel should never in RAIT) when we visit college”
change? “The freedom of expression. It actually was a unique feature
of RAIT when we were in college. It allowed students to find
their true character. RAITians are not just smart, they are
also street smart”

Your views on the “I liked organizing Aakarshan/Horizon and being part of


college events and fests… Technovate. I helped in organizing events/ going to various
companies to ask for sponsorships/ Compeering at events.
All this gave me a platform to develop my communication
skills/stage-confidence etc.”
“I think in our days there was pretty much some fest or
event that was always on the cards. It was fun and there
were always opportunities to learn new things. The stuff
that I carried from there still helps me in my work life.”

Are you proud of being a *chorus* HELL YEAH!! :D


RAITian?

Contributed by:

Pradnya M. Morje
1993 Alum (Computers Dept.)

Vishal Shanbhag
2002 Alum (Computers Dept.)

Rahul More
2007 Alum (Information Technology Dept.)

Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to
divorce themselves from their predecessors.

-- Jim Morrison

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Kalaraag

O ur very own platform for theatre,


photography, film-making and folk dances
RAIT canteen and can be found chomping
on stuff. Kalaraag is ‘apna’ society which
Wide-spread contacts in the industry, always aims for the sky and achieves a leap
organizes national-level competitions. Best almost close.
known for their t-shirts, ‘unique’ seniors
and dedication (yes again) bordering on
hopeless devotion. The committee likes Mukesh Patil
Chairman - 9867081083

IEEE

T he Institute of Electrical and


Electronics Engineers, Inc is a Dallas-based
them at any time to join. There are many
perks to being an IEEE member. Ask the
international organization promoting eighty or so collegians who are already in.
innovation and interest in the field of You get an internationally recognized
electronics. RAIT houses a branch of this certificate and are introduced to innovative
mammoth organization under the Bombay- ways of learning the same engineering. You
10 section. The society is completes 125 don’t have to be a member to participate
years in 2009 and IEEE-RAIT completes its in the different endeavors at RAIT though.
decade! You can still volunteer and participate in
the competitions go on their industrial
IEEE-RAIT takes pride in organizing the visits and much more…
most awesome Industrial Visits (in their
true form). Organizes two technical Their recent industrial visits have been to
festivals (Robotics, LAN Gaming, Paper SAASE (Snow and Avalanche Studies Est.,
presentations, tech quizzes…) by the name Chandigarh), Indian Space Research
of ‘Whizion’ and ‘360 Degrees’. Organization (ISRO, Bengaluru) and
Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL,
‘Whizion’ is all RAIT (and takes place in an Bengaluru).
odd semester) while the latter is created
by pooling in the gray matter of 6 different Students actually worship IEEE. Expect
colleges (RAIT, K J Somaiya, MHSS, SNDT, D music playing at high volumes and robots
J Sanghvi, VESIT). It comes under the IEEE- whizzing at your feet when an IEEE fest is
Mumbai section and takes place in the even on. Meant for nerdy and non-nerdy people
semester. alike who drool over electrical circuits
(Electronics and EXTC fellas) but again,
Best known for their wacky marketing people from all over just join and make it
tactics and mass participation by students larger than life.
of all years… IEEE conducts regular
membership drives and you can contact Mihir Shah
Chairperson - 9819073100

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CSI

T he Computer Society of India with its


base in Chennai serves as a learning
CSI-RAIT prides itself in its Industrial Visits
too! BHEL-Haridwar followed by visits to
platform for students from all around the Mussorie and Dehradun in the past and the
country who have an affinity towards most recent IV was to ARIES-Nainital
computers. However their inability to reach followed by visits to Raniket, Jim Corbett
out to the thousands of budding minds and Agra.
through just one centre gives rise to many
student chapters nationwide and one such It rivals IEEE-RAIT’s claims of supremacy in
student chapter is CSI-RAIT, a registered the technical arena… lots of volunteers and
member of CSI. dedication bordering on lustful love… CSI
Committee lives in their treasured
Expect the same madness during the CSI underground dungeon err… Control Room.
fests as you witness in the IEEE ones. Basically meant for computer geeks and
‘Techknow’ and ‘Techmate’ are two of non-geeks (Comps and IT folks) but people
their babies. ‘Techmate 2K9’ saw the just get into their groove…
introduction of ‘Equinox’ – a state level
project competition for school students, Quoting the current Chairman- “If you have
whereas ‘Techknow 2K9’ saw the induction the driving force in you, be sure to get the
of ‘Techmela’ – a fun zone where there was wings to fly here in CSI-RAIT”
a perfect blend of intelligence, creativity
and entertainment. Abdul Shariq
Chairman – 9892304253

ISA

T he International Society of Automation


(ISA) formerly known as The
last quarter makes this society almost as
big as IEEE and CSI in the college.
Instrumentation, Systems, and Automation
Society is a non-profit technical society. Seminars and Industrial Visits (local and
Interestingly, once upon a time, it was also out-station) is what ISA-RAIT specializes at.
known as the Instrumentation Society of It organizes ‘Genesis’ which enjoys mass
America. Fortunately, it’s well-known by a participation from God-knows-where!
common acronym- (for all above aliases) People come and come in droves…
‘ISA’. volunteers are yelling themselves hoarse
against the crowd that wants to play games
Last of the technical societies here in our on LAN, fiddle around with robots and do
beloved college… ISA-RAIT emerged as a all awesome things no matter what! Blah-
phoenix should in 2008! Dependent on lone ness, where is thy sting?
60 Instrumentation students, (half of whom
are away working on other stuff and the Shreekant Tipugade
remaining quarter not giving a damn) the President - 982194723

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RAIT Alumni Association

O ur Alums never forget RAIT because


they are RAITians all their lives.
Corporate-Outreach Cell is hell-bent on
building long-lasting contacts in the
industries that matter and bring those god-
An association which got noticed when our like people to address seminars.
dear old Mohsin aka ‘Wendol’, Soumendra
aka 'The Dark Lord' laid the foundation and RAA also has a specific ‘RAIT Mumbai
(also) dear old Animesh aka ‘Animation’ Chapter’ slogging hard for betterment of
became the architect. They were assisted current students who need to show
by Soumendra's Archy 'The Dark Cat' with enthusiasm too!
all his purrs and scratches.
If there is an ambition to climb the career
It has big plans to launch an ladder, RAA can provide with an experience
Entrepreneurship-Cell and Mentor-Mentee in handling formal stuff, internships,
Program. Aims to create a bond between recommendations and jobs.
the current students (including zombies)
and the Alumni (who were and were not Log on to the Official Alum Network:
zombies) willing to help… will result in lots http://alumni.rait.ac.in
of career opportunities and awareness in
the RAIT spawn. Zeenat Khan
RAA GS – 9833544279

SUC

a large underground vault which has been


A rguably, the most powerful of all
societies since it holds all the political
christened ‘SUC Room’ (Innovative, no?)
and a baby room which masquerades by the
name of ‘JAM Room’ (Much more
reins. innovative, no?) since that’s where our
bands play their good music. Room is full of
Student Union Council-RAIT holds those graffiti which is a mixture of names,
revered posts of GS, Co-GS, Treasurer, abuses, Pink Floyd lyrics, Death Metal lyrics
Rhapsody Coordinator (or formerly- Chief and a notice- ‘Graffiti Is Banned’. (Duh)
Horizon Coordinator), Sports Secretary et
al. SUC is what SUC does. It speaks out for the
students and maintains an excellent
Instrumental in organizing Horizon and now rapport with all other societies, the
Rhapsody, the SUCers can be seen paying faculty, students and zombies.
frequent visits to the FE classes in order to
pull them out of their stupor and making Aravindhan Nagarajan (Dham)
them stop playing the Zombie-game. GS – 9892515519
Controversy-friendly SUC has possession of

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The Wall

A definitive voice of the college by its


students…
appreciation in return. No money, no.
The Wall is built once a year and the team
lives it for the rest.
Hatched in 2001, revived in 2006, it has
been an enjoyable ride for the ever- Contact Info:
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No kidding, The Wall prints the voice of the Email: rait.thewall@gmail.com


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dedicated Marathi section. http://alumni.rait.ac.in/group/thewall

The team spends sleepless nights and good The Wall blog:
food hours to produce this wad of papers http://www.raitthewall.wordpress.com
and all it gets is smiles, pats and

Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified


source.
-- Ron Nesen

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
-- Jean Harlow

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An Ode to the Friend
To,

Arjun Kaushik,

Superhero/Guru/Friend/Brother

I am still numb inside and some part of me always will be. But this is to celebrate your life and

remember your legacy. Thank you for always being the witty one around. Thank you for being

the Superhero who groomed his sidekick and the Guru that thought his ‘Chela’ to be himself.

Thank you for all the goodwill said and unsaid. Thank you for teaching me to laugh and enjoy a

little more. I know you won't read this but to everyone else that does this is to remind them of

the life you have lived and the indelible impression that you left behind.

To your family go our prayers and all our succorance. To your soul the knowledge that we have

cherished your being and will always do so.

This is what you wrote for me when you passed out of college and I intend to follow it.

"When my time comes,

Forget the wrongs that I have done,

Help me leave behind some

Reasons to be missed…

Don't resent me when you're feeling empty,

Just keep me in your memory,

Leave out all the rest."

Yours truly,

Aravindhan Nagarajan

Sidekick/Chela/Friend for Eternity

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*Title*

I was pretending to work when I got the


Esteemed Editor-in-Charge's mail saying-
ever HORIZON was the best thing in the
whole of my FE… Rappelling, Unchained,
Euphoria, Informals and soooo much more
"Mate, can you send in your article asap? Or happened. Of course as a Security FE
rather- what you gonna write on… :) volunteer, you get abused but what the
Looking for nothing in particular… actually heck we soaked it all in. Never before had I
parting words… or what it feels like being a seen Controlled Anarchy happen. Of course
pass-out… know you won’t make it sound we also discovered that the XEROX machine
cheesy. :P" is the best invention after the light bulb,
and that ‘Easy Solution’ is the solution to
Describing the amazing experiences I've had all exam worries. In the middle of it all we
here and how it feels to be ex-RAIT needs a did manage to get squeeze in submissions,
lot more than one article but ‘The Wall’ exams and lectures, you know to keep the
has its rules. So this is my weak attempt at Profs happy. :D
describing my RAIT experience. I'll break it
down for you Year-wise. SE- Year, when the whole ‘specialization’
begins. We are supposed to learn specific
FE- Seems like ages ago that I walked into things about our branches
the campus with dreams in my eyes. (Yes, Computers/Tronix/Extc/Instru/IT. To most
we are one of the few colleges in the city of us, it was the year that new friendships
to boast of a campus) I was in the middle of hatched in the first year were cemented,
planning my entire future when I heard the on a personal note I discovered the joys of
ever so dreaded voice of a senior calling living away from home (the pains as well),
out- “OI FE IDHAR AA!!!” After the initial the usual submissions, fight for printouts,
‘introduction’(during which I was severely mass bunks, frequent trips to Centre One
reprimanded for not telling my FULL name and KG's continued. HORIZON seemed
(like it appears on the mark sheets) I was better this year. VIVAS happened as well in
asked to recite the FE Anthem(extinct now, my opinion they should have a tagline…
I think), which is now etched into my head something like WHO DARES WINS would be
thanks to my knack of finding seniors in the apt because most of the times its treated
weirdest of places, local trains (I actually like a Commando Operation behind enemy
recited it in front of a TC once… imagine lines… get in fast… stay below the
local train+TC+you with hand down there External's radar… and GET OUT ASAP… they
and finger in the mouth jumping around= were more of a way of determining who
UTTER MADNESS) Center One, movie can confuse the External the most.
theaters… you name it and I've embarrassed Statements like- “Kya paagal hai External”,
myself at the place. During the whole “He's asking the ENTIRE syllabus” are
ragging period we were made to sing, common. Sadly, this was also the year
dance, act like an air force jets, and many when the library was turned into the dump
more innovative things (pretending that it is now (it was an AIR CONDITIONED
you're a map of India is not easy… heaven before), the lifts stopped working
pretending that there's an earthquake and construction began. The best part of SE
happening in ‘South India’ is more was that we were juniors no more and the
difficult). The whole thing ended by the FE pleasure of shouting “OI FE IDHAR AA” was
Night. This was also when we met new just the icing on an already great year.
people, discovered that BUNKING is ok (I
came from school where u got screwed for
bunking). And of course HORIZON, my first

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TE- The toughest year, academically. (of ME: HUH??!!
course you have to study moron). I call this
the 'relationship year' friends become just a FRIEND: Practicing my Word List man. On
little more and love is all around. There is the cover it said 'most effective when used
a mad rush among prospective GS, CS, in everyday life'
Treasurer, IEEE/CSI/ISA Chairman to work
and prove that they are the best. HORIZON RHAPSODY replaced HORIZON this year and
organization is done mostly by the TE's honestly it was just that… a replacement
simply because of the “I want a POST” which never lived up to the original (to put
mentality. Some of us really didn't care it very very very mildly).
about posts so we chose to work for 'The
Wall' (incidentally your current GS was the
big boss at that time and the best editor-in- Farewell happened and we bid a tearful
chief this magazine has seen… and will goodbye to our ALMA MATTER.
probably see… come to think of it most of
your current committee has worked for The Some of you out there may not agree with
Wall … so if u want posts this is the new me when I say that these days will be your
place to be I think). Placements also best ever but trust me, getting up and
happen this year and you can be confident going to office everyday should not be
about getting a job with the placement something you look forward to (sure the
committee working overtime to get money helps) you may not like the crowd or
companies to college, these guys are good. the infra, but the people here are the best
HORIZON happened and I think it was the you'll ever find. Out here there's nobody to
best I attended. say MAAF YAAR when a SCENE happens,
nobody to argue about the football scores.
BE- The most ‘MAAF’ year, ever. Bunked Enjoy your days ladies and gents, get to
more this year than ever before. Treated know your seniors… at least introduce
this as the most ‘MAAF’ year academically yourself to them… read THE WALL :D… and
koi SCENE hi nahi hua. This was also the yes you may not believe it but actually pay
CAT/GRE season year. People get all attention to the Profs sometimes at
serious about their lives and future and least!!!!
start preparing for these exams. The entire
atmosphere of college changes. Here's an That's all folks… my RAIT experience. In the
example how- end, I'd just like 2 say…

Before CAT/GRE season: RAIT is like and old treasure chest you
discover, of course it catches your
Me: Dude weekend kaisa tha? attention instantly, piques at your curiosity
and you want to know everything that's in
the box. You open it and you are held in
Friend: Sahiii!!! I managed to catch the awe, you go through the items one by one
latest Mallika Sherawat movie! and it leaves you more and more
enchanted, more surprised and more
During CAT/GRE season: curious than ever!! You glee with joy as you
find familiar items and want to know more
ME: Dude weekend kaisa tha? about the rest. That's how RAIT is to you -
familiar, surprising and not to mention
Friend: Positively delightful… watching awesome as hell.
Mallika Sherawat gyrate to the foot tapping
number managed to levitate my Arjun Kaushik
despondent spirit greatly!! 2009 Alum (Computers Engg.)

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Smile and Capture the Spirit of Humanity

T he modern world has become


stressful rat race in which grim faced men
a positive vibes across the work place. It can
build an unspoken bond that promises
and women rush around like so many rats, camaraderie and team spirit in our work
trying to ‘achieve’ their goals. In our mad place whether it is your office or home.
rush to win the rat race, we compete
aggressively, ferociously guarding our There are several professions, where a
territory. We try to grab power and feel a smile becomes a symbol of a deeper
great thrill when we possess what others connection. One might have observed the
covet. Our unsmiling visage, our stiff body practised simile of an airhostess; the suave
language, all conveys an impression of smile of a politician and the reassuring
hardness. However, when we achieve smile of a doctor. Whatever the situation,
everything we realise that it is an empty a smile must be genuine. Like Shakespeare
victory, because we have won the rat race has said in ‘Othello’, one can smile and
but we have forgotten to be human. smile and still be a villain. Therefore a
smile should symbolise truthfulness and
So how can we add the human touch in our inner warmth and not be a hypocritical and
lives? There are many heart warming mechanical exercise.
aspects that mark us as human-for e.g. our
unique ability to smile. We may have Smiling can indeed bring back the human
noted that, animals lack the intelligence to touch in our environment. Like Chuck
recognize humour and they never smile or Boyer, a writer who has worked with many
laugh, except when they are presented as major companies in the corporate world
cartoon characters like Mickey & Donald or including the IBM head quarters in New
Tom & Jerry. York says, after having interviewed more
than 2000 managers, directors and senior
Despite being gifted with this unique ability executives “in the thousands of
to smile, most of us are extremely inhibited professional interactions you will have over
and rarely do so. Why do we hold ourselves the course of a full career, these tiny
back? - It could be our ego, our hidden human moments- real human
complexes or simply a lack of initiative on moments…….can and will make a large
our part or sometimes a fear of being difference in how well and how much you
snubbed by others. However, a smile costs will enjoy working with someone”. So
nothing but it can change the world around folks! Let’s flash those teeth and bring
us. It can motivate unhappy students; it smiles in our lives and charge the
can lighten a tense atmosphere; it can send surrounding with positive energy.

Prof. Anupama Shenoy


Lecturer, Communication Skills

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.


-- John Ruskin

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As Usual
crowded or dingy it is. We are now resilient
T error has time and again struck.
Causing more damage than before.
by force, not by choice. The local police

Soldiers have once again come to our charge a fine to the private buses if they
rescue; the braves have once again lost find people standing in it. But that rule is
their lives, and the terrorists have once not applicable to the Government-run
again been successful in their ruthless and transport buses. The government will allow
heinous cause. malls to be built in areas where people
And as usual, India is showing sympathy and desperately want housing. Cliché, but the
regret. poor are getting poorer and the rich,
richer.
Resignations are being thrown. But who is
to take responsive action? Until we take a stand, decide to deserve
We got a proof as to what brought terror to more, things will continue as usual. The
the city, but what use is proof if nothing is trains will always be less than required.
made out of it? The lavatories at stations will stink as bad.
Common man will suffer. The politicians
The CST station, which is the biggest hub of will extort as much money as they can, but
Mumbai, which connects harbor, central they will get away with it very easily. And
and main lines of the local trains, where the law would be as oblivious as always.
more than 10 lakh people board and alight
trains on a regular basis, did not have Politicians will declare more money in
enough security arrangements to prevent crores but no one will dare ask her about
an attack in its very heart. What chance its source, because that’s donation from
does the rest of the city have unless there poor as they put it. But if a middle class
is vigilance and cooperation from every guy declares a meager amount, full
quarter- from the administration as well as whereabouts with legitimate proof would
the common masses? And are we different be demanded from him. The soldiers and
from what we were prior to the attacks? the local public will be distraught in
Maybe yes, but is the change substantial? Is Kashmir, but the Government will ask for
it enough to prevent future catastrophes? Peace, rather beg for peace. More pilots
Or are things very much the usual? will lose their lives, in crashes. And if there
are more people like Salaskar and Karkare,
There needs to be a more visible, tangible there will be those who will take them
change… The Taj has been stripped off its away from us.
sheen, its magnanimous royal structure;
but India talks about peace. The wanton A lot has been said to boil the bloods of
attacks can still continue, maybe with those who can still fight back. Till then,
increased force and terror. The prominent why don’t WE try? Why don’t we instill a
landmarks are still in danger of being desire to change?
destroyed. We are in our comfort zones
thinking that somehow, we are away from Until then, it would be As Usual…
the shocking truth that is Terrorism.
Everyone in our homes is safe.
Prof. Kumar Tekchandani
We have developed immunity, a tolerance (Electronics and Telecommunication
for in-competency and mediocrity. We
board the train or bus, no matter how
Department)

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RECOs

originality on tasks that interest


I mportant points required
Recommendation Letter for Admission in
in
him/her.
4. Prefers talking about ideas and
problems
Foreign Universities with Financial 5. Exhibits emotional sensitivity,
Assistantship expresses intense feelings
6. Enjoys variety and novelty in
The excerpts of the discussions which I had learning experiences
with Ms. Jullian, Admission Program Office,
Houston University on Thursday, 29th
November 2007, about the admission of our C. Leadership Intellectual Ability
students for MS/PhD Program in various
universities of USA. She told me that the 1. Is self-confident with peers and
following points are carefully looked into adults
for admission and grant of 2. Demonstrates a willingness for and
assistantship/scholarship. possesses skills for decision making
3. Is willing to take risks; tends to
think independently
A. General Intellectual Ability 4. Exhibits organizational skills with
tasks, peers, time and materials
1. A keen and alert observer shows 5. Carries responsibility well, works
evidence of long detailed memory. well in situations that requires
2. Shows an interest in problem initiative and independence
solving and is flexible and 6. Shows sympathy and tolerance
resourceful in problem solving towards others and generally
3. Has a quick grasp of concepts and relates well with others
underlying principles and can see 7. Can express self well, has good
relationships between ideas and verbal skills and is well understood
events.
4. Asks provocative questions

B. Creative Intellectual Ability

1. Is curious and asks many questions


2. Produces work which is fresh, vital
and unique, creates new ideas,
products and processes and does
Prof. A. N. Nakra
the unexpected. (Department of Engineering
3. Shows unusual capability for Sciences)
concentration, imagination and

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Cursors to Cruise With

 A little drama is very much fun.


C ollege has been a lot of things.
Educative, tough, fun, irksome,
 Too much drama is not. Life’s Got
To Be boring at times.
wholesome, hostile, competitive, friendly-  Seniors want to be assured of their
like life zipped. If you are thinking this is seniority. Maybe they forget. They
by a schizophrenic patient, hold your fire. I expect reminders.
am just on about how it is decidedly  Puddles in the washrooms should
confusing to describe the college life. So not shock you. Nor should many
much so, I won’t even try to try. It is other things. Be Shock Resistant.
something you live through, walk out of,
then miss sorely I guess. And though you  Notes taken down in class do help.
don’t want to be dictated how things Really.
should be, I’ll still give pointers. I am a  Cooperation has ‘co’ as its prefix.
responsible student of life. That is for a reason. Help out to be
There is something different about the helped out later.
college you have stepped foot in. You come
 Music will save your soul. Keep you
armed with ideas on how to brave friends
and foes and more often than not, these sane. And keep you out of trouble.
plans go for a toss. So it’s best if you let go  Preparation Leave is a blessing.
of presumptions and be ready to learn Examination Days-ugly, biting
things anew. curse.
Here’s a peek into what all I learned in a Normal days-whatever you can
year. The important stuff, that is. Also,
make out of them.
always squalling after being pronounced
precocious, I thought I might as well go  Traveling can be fun. But it is
ahead and give people a reason to call me usually Very Annoying.
that. Things I realized and found useful:  Earphones, best invention since the
 Don’t crib about being friendless. wheel.
Talk to yourself. If that is boring,  An Empty train to a commuter is
you probably are bad company. like water to a thirsty chap.
 Listen to people. Everybody is a  Floors can be fun to sit on. So can
story. Learn from stories. wet grass, dry dirt and footpaths.
 If you want to keep promises, you  Air conditioning, ultimate luxury.
don’t need to make them.  You WILL miss that train. Period.
 You just need to want things bad  Always out of cash when you need
enough to have them. it. Period.
 If you are not enjoying what you  You get asked just what you didn’t
are doing, hard work will get you study. Period.
nowhere.  You HAVE to study at some point.
 Martin Scorsese is a crazy genius. Sounds simple, but not so easy to
 Time passes. That is both awful and appreciate.
awesome. Be in awe of Time.  It is important to multitask. Or you
 Archive things you like, like The won’t complete stuff.
Wall ’09. And Like The Wall ’09.

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 Self pity does invite resentment thinking deep.
faster than anything. Yes, you start
 Presentation IS important. Buy a Tons more but they aren’t for free.
nice pen and make lines after every Anybody who is particularly harried can
line. join me in the quest to amass more
 Sometime you have to try to be knowledge.
happy. As in try hard.
 Drab is drab only as long you are. Sneha Das
SE (Computer Engg.)

End of Teens Religion or Extremisim?


End of teens,
Naïve am I?
Is it time to choose formals over Jeans? OR just camouflaging my ethics till I die?

20 years, Facing the same smothering cubicle,


Was it here that I first hid behind my thin
Full of vivacious grins, smiles but also cuticle?

tears. Enduring those fanatics,


You think I’ll be a part of your antics?
Celebrations and cakes,
Prejudiced creed,
An unfading simulacrum of the best days Will rather settle with an imbecile breed

Gifts and Surprises, Soon the clan approaches,


As I lay helpless fearing the consequences
Spending savings to thwart the surmises.
A shower of verses,
Dawn of responsibilities? I duck to see past the brain washed forces.

Or is it time to unravel the new fantasies? They try to corner me,


They try to conquer me.
A day marking the Induction of a “new” life
Every action is subtle,
Time again to kick start a new day with the More hypnotizing and brutal

same old psyche. A death? A murder under the pretext of


despotism?
No, just religious extremism

Mayuresh Hedaoo
TE (Electronics Engg.)

Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all
doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you.
-- Jim Morrison
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Stereotypes in College

The Music Fanatic- This section of the


A lthough, every college has
completely different and unique kind of
a
crowd can be easily spotted by the simple
fact that they almost always have
headphones fitted snugly into their ears.
crowd, there are certain rough similarities Their most prized possession is their I-pod
among the students attending these or mp3 player, or even their music phones
colleges. Although I may have missed out (if they are like me ;)).
on certain kind of people, I tried my best to
cover almost all of them. Many people will The Sports Star- This group is always seen
fall into more than one of the given below playing one of the many sports, they can
categories, still, you can identify which either be found sweating it out on the
ones you or your friends qualify to be a football ground or playing basketball or
part of by going through them. cricket, etc. with their fellow group
RAIT can be roughly divided into various mates…
categories like–
The Bhukkad- This kind is always hungry,
The Padaku nerds- You can recognise this they are almost always found in the college
kind by the simple fact that you will always canteen, eating or ordering one of the
catch these people in the lecture halls, many items that are present in the long
(even if they have to sit all alone as a menu list. Their most trusted method of
consequence of the rest of the class killing their boredom and passing time is
carrying out a mass bunk). They are going to the canteen and hanging out with
generally the first benchers, and always pals and not to forget, carrying out the
have a book under their nose, figuratively important task of eating….
speaking. Many of them even have their
lunch in the lecture halls. Selfless, ever ready to help- This kind is
the one who’ll always be there for you
The Make-Up Star / the Brand Conscious- whenever you need them, through thick
This kind has a whole wardrobe full of and thin. They are the best of friends you
latest, and branded clothes and could ever ask for, they will always be
accessories. Everything they wear has to be there for you when you are going through a
branded even if that means they have to rough patch and want someone to lend you
shell out loads of money from their a ear or help you out in facing the big bad
wallets/purses. More often than not, the world. Make sure you have atleast one, if
girls who are in this category, make sure not more, friend from this group.
that their make-up matches the clothes
they wear and may get upset if someone The Always-broke- These people will
else has the same kind of clothes or absolutely NEVER ever have money with
accessories as them. They are the fashion– them, they will always be going about
conscious sect of the society. borrowing some from someone or the
other. The canteen’s bill is taken care of by
The Quiet-one- This is the sort, who their ever ready to help, mates, they will
doesn’t communicate much with people. not only fund their various needs like food
They are generally occupied with their own and outings but also offer to buy some
thoughts and are sometimes mistaken to be more stuff for them when ever need be.
arrogant or haughty, as they don’t seem to
be too open to people. The Entertainer- This one is fun to be
with. They always manage to crack you up,
with their jokes or antics, or atleast
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entertain you with their many stories party. Even if you call them at the middle
involving themselves or the campus. They of the night, they will jump with
are the ones which provide free excitement as soon as they hear you utter
entertainment in the campus and add the word “Party” from your mouth. They
colour to our often monotonous lives. can be trusted upon to know a lot about
throwing parties and you can ask them for
The Self-Obsessed- This kind is generally help if you ever plan to organise one, coz
so into themselves that they hardly seem to you can be sure about the fact that they
remember about anyone else around them, would be knowing all about which caterers
they will be always seeing and doing what’s to hire or which restaurant to go to and
in the best of their interests. They will be what sort of music suits the entire
nice to people if they’ll turn out to be of occasion.
any use to them, ever, else they’ll just do
what they feel like doing. The Fighter- This kind lives to fight. They
love arguing, rebuking or beating and
The All Rounder- This kind is rare, but punching people up. If someone doesn't
generally present in almost every campus. agree with them or insults them, they beat
They are good in everything, right from the crap out of the opponent, until he
debates to creative work and studies to realies the major folly he committed by
sports. You will often wonder if there is coming in their way. Although they
anything in the whole wide world they generally get violent only when they have
cannot do. They are very well known due to been given a particular reason to do so,
their participation in almost everything they sometimes enjoy the attention they
that goes around the campus and are very get when they are fighting with people so
popular. much that they start getting aggressive
without any specific purpose. Your safest
The Movie Fan- This sort knows A-Z of each bet is to stay away from such souls as
and every movie, man has ever managed to there's always the risk of getting beaten
create. He will be a walking – talking black and blue if u hang about anywhere
human encyclopedia on movies (you can close to them, when they are feeling like
place his opinions about movies, next to hitting someone, to vent out their anger or
that, offered by imdb.com). He/She knows exhibit their "violent streak".
so much about movies, it’s crazy. Always
consult this kind, before making plans to
watch any movie, be it of any genre. Saumya Pant
The Party Animal- As the name suggests, SE (Electronics Engg.)
these are the kind who are always ready to

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Horizon 2k8: An Organizer’s Perspective

L et me warn you, this is a highly


personalized article and I didn’t keep
Our first important meeting: 7th Dec, 07. I
remember the date because it was
immediately after our first 7th semester
notes, so there might be some holes that exam paper, with a Vice President of
will need to be plugged in by other people. Reliance Fresh, a contact of Vivek’s. Off we
And it may also make for a really boring were on my rickety old splendor and with
read, being somewhat like a memoir. my old laptop, this thing had a battery life
of 15 minutes on full charge and yet never
Pre-Horizon: disappointed us in front of Corporate folks.
The meeting went beyond expectations.
Our core organizing committee was Vivek The laptop withstood a deluge of important
(GS), Venky (CS), Alok (Treasurer), me and business calls that the VP got and ran for 30
a few other people. Ours and more minutes and died much later after the
specifically my work began much earlier meeting was over. The VP loved the
around October-November when I presentation, with our coup-de-grace, the
successfully argued that the brochure Channel [V] footage, and especially the
needed rewriting and to my consternation huge crowd scene at the end. Like any guy
it was befitting that I got the job. Sigh. from marketing, his eyes popped out at the
After a month or two of haggling over sight of the huge (Channel [V] trickery?)
pricing of events and which new events to crowd and he promised to get back to us.
include, it was ready with notable inputs We were sure our first check was within our
from Dham and the Creative Team. The reach. But we forgot Mukesh Ambani. Anil
logos were jointly designed and created by splurges on such events, and if Anil does it,
Zubair, Melphin and Pankhil. Amit Shetty Mukesh would never. Fresh was owned by
created the brochure artwork and we the former. Our hopes were dashed. There
plagiarized the design (with due were many such appointments where we
permission) from Shetty’s earlier work on visibly impressed our quarries, yet failed to
the ‘Silent Lucidity’ album cover. get the green.

The next obvious stage of creating a By the New Year, we had covered a few
suitable presentation came next. We had other need not be mentioned companies
the videos, the pictures and the content, and started work in earnest. With the
the only thing needed was an arresting exams nearing an end, our working
presentation. After an unusually long delay committee was almost decided. Shitiz and
because of laziness on the part of team Nishant (then TE’s) were handed Stalls and
members and inconclusive ideas, we passed a recovery target of a Lac set for them.
the buck to Pankhil who created a stunner. Shitiz delivered the first check on Jan 5
Unlike previous years, when the from a local bakery guy. I think it was the
presentation was a just a two-three slide earliest possible cheque ever for Horizon.
thing, which embarrassed not only the The second major cheque was our biggest
Corporate people who we showed it to, but catch, Raymonds, a contact of an Ex-
also ourselves; this was a colourful yet RAITian and not an Alumnus. Vivek and a
sober, catchy yet subtle presentation. four member team gave the presentation
Someone came up with the idea of burning to a packed board room and we struck
it all on black, labelled CDs with the gold. By the end of Jan, we had already
‘Horizon’ logo. And I think it looked flicked our Major Sponsor and people got a
astonishingly eye-catching at a very cheap little complacent. However, we Core
cost. Organizers personally saw to it that all the
major brands were covered. Automobiles
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(Vivek), Computer companies, Networking better than nothing though this adage was
sites (me), Telecom companies (Venky, to be proved wrong on the eve of Horizon.
Dhruv, me,) Apparel, FMCG, TV Channels,
Media Houses by a host of other people A few others that need mention are-
including Zinal, Rushil, Dham, Shitiz,
Dhruv, Rohit Mulay and of course our Powerhorse: The guy said he could do
attempt at receiving charity through Paintball, but later backtracked and
benevolent donations (Alok). Our schedule offered the Organizers only complimentary
in the month of Jan-Feb was packed; we crates, which we politely refused.
set out every day at 9, did our stuff, met
up with the other teams in the city or Indiatimes.com: My personal failure. I
headed back ecstatic at the slightest screwed up and paid the price for being too
corporate attention or disillusioned at greedy. When you are offered a check of
being ignored. Evenings were generally 40k for only website publicity and a few
spent at CCD – Vashi or Belapur unwinding banners and you take a hard-line expecting
or the fabulously ‘cheap’ Café Vihar. them to come back and negotiate with
folded hands, dude you need to visit a
A few notable raids or attempts that need shrink.
mention here-
Indiagames.com: My chums from Horizon
Bigadda.com: Initiated by me and Vivek 2007, this time I expected more than Yana
through a contact from Ninad, the best Gupta from them. They were in the midst
presentation of my life and still no major of office location changes, policy changes,
funds. We were a little late, by only a few and a takeover from UTV and were positive
days. The deal was effectively tie-up by for more than a Lac for Paintball and LAN
Zinal. gaming and then did a volte-face on me.

Airtel: Tanveer’s big contact and I mean Kreeda.com: These guys took us on a ride
bigger than really big. Multitudes of for a month by agreeing to buy out
meetings, Venky’s high profile detours to Footloose in Jan, it was my first score, and
Malad, 10 days and nights of preparing then chickened out after a bad experience
different proposals each day and submitting at Somaiya college. They again asked for
them next day and redrafting it again the quotes on Backdrops and Side-drops worth
next. Lacs of rupees and made me run to Kalina,
We were all exhausted, it had gone on to and then again said they weren’t
such a high level, that we were expecting interested. Venky’s polite, yet insanely
nothing less than Atif Aslam from them and hilarious telephonic tirade at the woman
he is damnedly expensive. We offered them was magical and will be remembered for
business deals, package deals, sell-out years to come.
deals, All Navi-Mumbai college deals,
everything that can be possibly put on the The funds were almost in, Venky, who had
table and not. When you have financially done nothing up till now was given his job,
exact minds like Venky’s and Kedia’s, my the allocation of funds. The work he was
letter writing capabilities and an best at and well worth his salt. We had to
assortment of exotic touches, you know the keep in mind our commitment to ‘Project
outcome is going to be a cracker. Airtel Udaan’ (Venky’s brainchild), the education
was a harbinger of doom, although we of underprivileged children which also had
never noticed it. Venky’s clutch plate got its fair share of ups and downs. Venky being
screwed, Kedia’s bike almost got stolen, Tamil, none of the events got what they
Animesh’s car banged into another’s (I was expected, in fact they got much lesser than
in it) all on the way to Airtel meetings and what they actually needed and many were
we knew it was ill, yet we ploughed on. bluntly told to go hit the streets.
The final outcome almost midway through
Feb was trivial change, below our most Successes late in the day were SBI (Nipun,
conservative estimations. But something is at the very end), Savsol (Dhruv, Fashion
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Show), etc. Our artistes were confirmed,
Pritam for the main night, and Gary Lawyer
for Pronite. Jasneet and Tanveer had worked hard upon
Other anecdotes worth mentioning: the posters, but none of us were
professionals like Shetty who was busy with
Shitiz’s miraculous procurement of pizzas other commitments and the result was a
for the organizers every evening, from pretty weird mix of colours and hues of
Smokin’Joes for a week preceding Horizon. every kind. A few nights before Horizon, we
went around plastering the posters on the
Sushrut’s and Pratyush’s great job with the walls with ‘pappi’ glue. With due credit to
Free Press Journal. all the people who worked hard, student
participation has dimmed down, was it
The charade called CSI going cultural, and because of Venky’s diktat of no free
trying to upstage Horizon. When will people alcohol or anything else? We’ll never know.
learn that Horizon is too big a Goliath for a We did the plastering, and someone hit
pebble to bring down that easily. upon a brilliant idea. The Med festival was
happening around the same time, and they
Another Horizon upstaging act- were putting their Rs. 10 a piece poster
The whole college knew ‘Horizon’ was inside the campus. We had an enjoyable
slated for March 7-9. A bunch of idiotic time pulling as many down as we could
opportunists wanted to organize a national before we were caught and some of us
level sports event called ‘Sparks’ and took actually pretended to be FE’s and said that
the same date from VP (Vijay Patil sir) as we thought their fest was over. Well, we
‘Horizon’. It doesn’t give a good impression were not to take such things lightly, if they
to take such fights to VP. Especially ones had quality, we had quantity and the urge
that can be settled in the SUC room with a and the creativity and the dire need and
few volleys of the choicest abuses. We had the ingenuity. We plastered a huge 50
to compromise and pre-pone Horizon, poster thing right in front of the Mechanics
wrong decision no. 2 of the festival for me. Lab which spread around 15-20 meters, the
The purported Sports Event never took entire length of the wall reading HORIZON,
place. and another one at the Law Entrance
reading RAIT with a sign post. These were
Rohit Mulay and Arjun’s bike accident and well visible from 50-100 meters away. Plus
subsequent hand and leg fracture, and in the redecoration of RRC, with the entire
the words of a friend; the ‘manhus’ bike Nirvana tree area plastered, seating,
turned out to be Mohsin’s. Pfff. legging and the tree too not being spared.
The next morning RAIT and HORIZON were
Sakshi, Sameer and Ankit Jain’s separate all over the campus and we were in
forays to garner money for the business and the college authorities were
Discotheque, the War of the DJ’s and all enraged, but the wave passed, people
night Hookah Lounge. started taking enthusiasm.

The entrapment of Masala Chai for the I'll end this part here, and complete the
massive, grand yet eventual fiasco Hookah last few days prior to Horizon and the
stall plus the hookah lounge courtesy festival itself sometime later.
Dhruv, Shitiz, Nishant and the gang.

If you see, pre Horizon work up till now was


done by no more than 15 people. We did a
count one of the nights prior to the event Mohsin Dingankar
and found only 12 people had turned up for
publicity.
2008 Alum (Electronics Engg.)

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RAA Begins
So, we made the best of what we were
S oumendra Nanda sat in his office in
front of the cool glow of his five-year-old
given and many of us worked hard to make
a difference in each other's RAIT
experience. I cannot comment on the state
15-inch Powerbook G4, on a cold winter of RAIT today since the ‘news’ section of
day of 2007 in Hanover, New Hampshire. our main RAIT website is never updated,
He dreamt of a place in a galaxy, not so far but I sincerely hope some things have
far away, but one that was worlds apart changed for the better.
from his current existence. He was
travelling back in time to 1997 when he Yet, we RAITians somehow still managed
first saw RAIT on his first day as an FE. the impossible. Most of us still managed to
Looking back, those 4 short yet amazing graduate and leave the place and go on to
years seemed to have flown by just so successful careers! We all left with our
quickly. It seemed like an eternity back heads held high and proud of the fact that
then, but in retrospect he wished it had we were RAITians and knew that RAIT
lasted longer and he had taken more would always be a part of us.
pictures of all the great moments.
After graduating, we all went our separate
RAIT is not just a college, it’s an ways. Most of us stayed in touch with our
experience. It has its highs and it has closest friends, but a fair number of us
probably twice as many lows. Every one from the older batches lost touch with each
who graduates from RAIT laments about other. The saddest part was even though
how great RAIT was back in his or her day we missed RAIT and had our share of happy
and how it just isn't the same any more. I memories, almost all of us lost touch with
bet I could make a fortune selling T-shirts RAIT. For a number of reasons not worth
that say "Boy am I glad I graduated from visiting here, RAIT never seemed to miss us
RAIT back in my day when it still rocked!” and never reached out to us, its Alumni.
The RAA was started by a set of wise RAIT
Did RAIT really rock harder in the good old students in 2003 who set out to correct
days? Could you or anyone prove it? Well, some of these problems. In 2007, Mohsin
until recently, we RAITians did host an Dingankar became the RAA GS.
awesome rock show at a fest we called
Horizon, but the truth is that since the very At around the same time, I was sitting in
beginning of its short history, (with the Hanover, in cold New Hampshire trying to
exception of magazines like Engineers’ finish my PhD. I was extremely fortunate
Voice and The Wall), both RAIT and its to be in an institution that was living proof
Alumni have done a pathetic job of of the amazing things that can be achieved
formally recording our history. when alumni, current students and
management worked together. Its secret
Two proverbs come to my mind: If you was simple: Provide the absolutely best
don't know where you have been, how can education possible and in return alumni
you know where you are headed? And if build a bond with the college that lasts a
history has taught this world anything, it’s lifetime. This bond is the reason; alumni
the truth that if you don't know your gave back generously to their alma mater
history, you are doomed to repeat it. and help the next generation enjoy an
educational experience that is as good, if
Honestly, the good-old-days at RAIT weren't not better than the one they experienced.
always that good. We had our share of And at Dartmouth College (a tiny college
broken lab equipment, virus-filled PCs that with only 1000 undergrads in each batch),
struggled to boot, power-cuts on Fridays, the alumni gave back to the tune of
unusable toilets etc. If you have been here $2,000,000,000. Yes, that’s Two Billion
long enough, you can guess the list. Dollars. Sure they have the advantage
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of having been around since 1769 and RAIT Some bragging rights: We now have tons of
has only been around for since 1983, but photos, videos, blog posts, official Class
clearly there are lessons worth learning groups and regional chapters (including 8 in
here. So I started taking notes. the US)! Ironically we have more RAITians
in the US chapter than we do in the Mumbai
I wondered what could be done to help chapter. We have updated the alumni site
RAITians around the planet to connect with dozens of times to make it more useful and
each other and with the next generation at load faster and are always listening to what
RAIT. We alumni had a mailing list or two RAITians want us to do next. We even have
on YahooGroups and elsewhere, but they an alumni-written constitution for how we
were unfiltered and full of spam. Privacy should govern ourselves. Everything on the
controls was almost non-existent and you alumni portal has been contributed by
would keep getting requests to publicly members like you and we have plenty of
post your personal details for the RAIT room to grow!
database. We had and still have an RAIT
Orkut group with over 3000 members. The We managed to publish a professional-
most common activity on that group is to looking alumni magazine, imaginatively
play "slap the person above you" or "give a titled the RAIT Alumni Magazine or [RAM]
nickname for the person above you" on the and are working on the next issue! We
forums. reach out to RAITians on cutting-edge
social-media tools like twitter and have
I figured there had to be a better way. So hundreds of fans cheering us at Facebook
to cut a long story a short, after a fair bit We helped 700+ professional RAITians to
of research and development, I made an connect on Linked-In.
experimental RAIT site called the "RAIT
Alumni Network" We will fight to keep old RAIT traditions
alive and aim to start a few new ones! And
From day one, I was committed to keeping yes we will also have Alumni Reunions. :)
the site free and free of spam, while
protecting the privacy of all RAITians on it. These are not just "my" bragging rights,
After all if the CEO of a famous company these are "our" collective bragging rights as
went to RAIT, he probably did not want the RAITians and it’s up to us to add
world (or even all RAITians) to know his accomplishments to this list that we can all
private phone number and email address be proud of, just as we are all proud to be
(at least not without his consent). Mohsin RAITians. I think it’s safe to say that
was one of the early adopters of the site moving forward, our RAIT history will be
and he realized its potential. He put his well-preserved (in print and at least in
weight behind it (all 100 lithe pounds!) and digital form), but only if we work together
pushed the college management to accept to sustain all these efforts.
it as the "official" RAIT alumni networking
site. With a bit of voodoo, the site now By building the RAIT Alumni Network, we
appears at http://alumni.rait.ac.in and hope we gave you "A New Hope" and
looks to most new-comers as though it was managed to inspire both current RAITians
built and is managed by the amazing and alumni-alike. To current RAITians
people who manage RAIT, whom you can reading this, our next collective Episode is
read about at www.rait.ac.in. I honestly unwritten. If you want to make a
wish that were the case. The truth is the difference in the world, you have to take a
site is run purely by unpaid alumni and stand and you have to fight for what you
student volunteers. I am personally not want and believe. Every RAITian can make
aware of any other alumni organization on a positive impact in each other's lives if we
this planet that operates quite like we do, work together.
and runs purely on the true RAIT spirit.
There are many problems at RAIT and in
the world at large. And the first step to
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solving problems is to talk about them. We Reconnect with RAITians today at
hope you will come together at the RAIT http://alumni.rait.ac.in, invite your
Alumni Network to start or join a friends and help us keep RAIT rocking for
conversation, and will challenge yourself to the next 25 years.
overcome your inertia and to follow up
your ideas with action. We have great And may the Force be with you!
opportunities in the RAA rebellion for
people who want to show leadership or
want to learn how to work in a team.
Anybody who wants to help the RAA is
always welcome to join us and lead the Soumendra Nanda
way. 2001 Alum (Computers Engg.)

I look forward to hearing your thoughts on


how we can keep helping RAITians at the
RAIT Alumni Network: "The place for
RAITians to reconnect with each other and
with RAIT".

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It’s just the beginning. Wanna join in?

of RAIT?** I don’t exactly mean that class


R ecently, I was chatting up with my
dad and in a shocking revelation he told
rankers make for great event managers,
but they certainly make for smarter minds!
The point being, we cannot neglect the
me, “Beta, in my days, boys-to-girls ratio in complacence among the female folk of
my institute was 300:1. In my department RAIT.
(F.Y.I, its Mechanical Engineering…not
surprising since Civil and Mechanical were Speaking of sports, there is very little that
the only ones that could APPARENTLY happens for girls. We have had some
guarantee you a ‘secure’ future.) there outstanding players in the past, with great
were no girls! But our institute was such fortitude, doing our college proud. Every
that guys weren’t treated well; leave alone year, there are teams going to BITS Pilani
the girls, so the girls anyway stayed away.” and participating in other tournaments.
(The institute in question is a very Maybe, just maybe, we do have some
prestigious engineering college in Uttar fantastic zonal/state/national level female
Pradesh which was established even before players among us, lying in ambush in some
the IITs. Conversion to IIT is still in dispute. weird ass corner of the college. Forget
It was well known as an active hub of Youth about your long nails chipping, tanning in
Politics and Student Leaders before the sun, your hair going haywire, or just
university elections were banned. It was thinking that “sports- ah! That’s meant for
also very popular for various anti-social the guys!” …just go out there and have fun.
activities…*coughs*… if you know what I Go haunt our Sports Secretary, you’ll surely
mean. And if you are an engineer and still find your way into the team!
haven’t guessed it, go drown!)
“I have seen more of this world than you, Look around you’ll find a lot to do.
my child” telepathy conveyed. I took note. Opportunities are equal, both for boys and
girls. YOU need to go grab them.
I thought of RAIT; then, in my first year and You may crib about a zillion things, but the
how it stands now! Sure, it has history and only way out is to make the most of where
its masons. But very few girls who have you are. Wriggle your way in and out of
taken the first few steps…I can probably things. Trust me; it will do YOU a whole lot
count them on my fingers. of good.
Very honestly, I think we are a part of a Sing, dance, speak, exult, create, play,
transitional phase in RAIT. There was a imagine, think, innovate, envision,
time when ‘Chalta-hai’ attitude was visualize, execute, fight…go girls…KICK ASS!
prevalent; students ruled and had lots of Simply put, join in. A Lady Representative
stories/tips to pass on to juniors. Then, is what, in my opinion, the need of the
there was a lull, a dip in participation, a hour. I hope Mr. GS is listening! ;)
disinterest among students and ‘care a
damn’ attitude for college. And now, there P.S: DO NOT be intimidated by the
have been changes in college, changes that antisocial activities, or the male folk in
everybody has noticed, no? Updated labs, college. Do not be scared of attending FE
stricter professors! I think that’s cause night/ Horizon/ Aakarshan. Come and have
times are tougher; technology has a good time…these are the days that make
advanced; recession is a bitch; competition your 4 years of RAIT.
is killer. If ever any godforsaken incident happens
anytime through the year, bring it to our
My statistics show (I like to come up with notice, we’ll deal with it!
my own surveys…I do them in my Lastly, Dream on!
head…don’t come running asking for proof Aninya Ahluwalia
!) that out of the first ten rankers in every T.E (Electronics and
class, 6 are girls!* But why hasn’t a single
girl figured in the SUC in the past 26 years
Telecommunication Engg.)
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Over The Years

T o Begin With -
BE Speaks :

RAIT was my option because I wanted a


FEs Speak : wholesome place to be in. Besides
academics, I wanted to participate in other
We opted for RAIT because we’d heard activities and basically do everything. RAIT
good things about this place. About did give me the chance to do so to quite an
Horizon, the campus, cultural activities and extent.
of course placements. Coming out of a
purely academic atmosphere, experiencing RAIT has changed a lot over the past three
freedom of mind here is definitely an years. There’s a definite improvement in
upside. There’s a lot of room given for self the infrastructure, with better labs and
discovery through extra curricular upgraded computers. The hierarchy which
activities. did exist before is kind of falling apart with
the seniors becoming more approachable
We are looking forward to being a part of than they were before. On the flip side,
the fest. Also, we have heard the FE Night the interest in extra curricular activities
is going to be a lot of fun. The CSI events seems to have reduced and the crowd is
were also informative and very new not as vibrant and active as it was before.
conceptually for a lot of us. RRC, which was THE place, maggi and cold
coffee and all, is now shut. That was a
RAIT has more or less lived up to our blow.
expectations. Though, the infrastructure is
very old, where can we complain about the I’ve learned many things. About time
washrooms? And the canteen serving management, deadlines, the general
unhygienic food? Positive side, the teachers workings of a corporate world. I’ve also
are good and their efforts and experience is been introduced to people who have taught
very visible. The seniors visit our classes me lots about life in general. Learned
asking for participation and it does give us Marathi, because well, you have to. My
an idea about what is happening around the teachers always pushed me to better
college. The campus is beautiful and boasts myself both academically and otherwise,
of a lot of hang out corners after lectures. providing support and guidance. The
director Mr. Shende and the principal
So far, the RAIT experience has been good Mr.Devane have been particularly
and enriching. We hope it continues to be encouraging.
so and we become better overall by the
end of four years… Here is what I will say to the present bunch
of students- Live your college life, be open
Inputs from minded and make use of every opportunity
you get. Doing all this, do remember to
The Uninitiated have as much fun as possible and striking a
balance between studies and other
activities. There is a cheerful ambience
about this place, enjoy it. There is a lot of
responsibility awaiting us all outside these
doors; it is up to us what we carry on from
here. Let these be a confident mind and a
spirited attitude.

Inputs from

Stiff-Upper-Lipped BE(s)
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Yay!

R AIT (our college, in case you tend to Egg sitting on a wall, falling down and
shattering into a mess. This mention was
be absent-minded) has split personality, at
least in appearance. applauded by Siddhesh, Pratik and Me. Yes
Lower half: awesome, old-fashioned bricks dear people, we had almost decided upon
Upper half: awesome, chic-looking glass dear old Humpty Dumpty to be our mascot!
panes Humpty Dumpty the Noble and Broken Egg-
What can get better? mascot of RAIT’s The Wall. You can say we
Yay! were high on coffee or we had lost it or we
were all trying to create something really
I had a toy-tank once. It had been made in really different from the usual stuff.
Russia. No, not the Soviet Union. Yes, my Needless to say, this idea was bashed up by
tank was politically right-wing and not a the remainder of the Ed-Team. The four
‘Commie’. It was huge, remote-controlled, members were not ridiculed but were
could climb over pillows and run fast if I indeed surprised at their confidence that
wanted it to. Then one cloudy day, the tiny others are going to love their ‘eggs-cellent’
speaker inside caught my fancy and I idea of a mascot. :)
smashed and smashed and smashed that So Humpty Dumpty, impaired forever
beautiful tank against the wall… It took one anyway, was lifted away by all the King’s
whole day for me and my equally stupid horses and all the King’s men. They took
cousin to just break the hard-plastic- him away from the work-table of The Wall
armored vehicle and get that tiny magnet forever. We lost the idea of his inclusion
out. I lost my tank forever. But I got the forever.
magnet. :) Yay? :P
Yay!
It was the 20th of July 2009 and the first
The other day, I took it as my responsibility day of college after summer-monsoon
to complete a Tom Clancy novel in one day. vacation. I felt good walking across the
That certain day was, unwisely, the day Glass Doors again, seeing the same old
before the Analog Electronics exam. So, not crazy crowd and a couple of changes
surprisingly at all, I failed in the exam… (including new paint and the board with
miserably. Don’t sympathize if you were room numbers written on it). I didn’t insult
ever going to. :) my intelligence by hoping that the elevator
But I completed the book in one day. must have started working… but did expect
Yay! a change in washrooms. Voila! I was
pleasantly surprised indeed! The ground
There was this time when I yelled and floor washroom had one pot less! It does
yelled a lot at my girl (now my ex). teach us tolerance, doesn’t it? We learn to
I was angry. Later- I regretted it. control our bladder and consequently our
But the damage had been done. sphincter. ‘Self-control’ lessons which
We still exchange rude texts when the prove to be helpful someday later for sure.
either of us feels jobless and immature to :) In case we ever decide to follow China
the core. Her guy then calls me up but (our slant-eyed neighbor) in the population-
that’s another story altogether. :) Thing is- curbing measures.
I lost a person in my life forever. Yay!
Yay!
RAA stands for RAIT Alumni Association.
Place was Vashi-InOrbit’s CCD and four Ed- How many of you know that? If more than
Team members were busy talking stuff on 10 people around you are aware of the
the magazine. A certain bloke Rahul (who same, I’m jolly happy! :)
claims to be a Jedi Knight) mentioned an Yay!

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He went on ‘breathing’ (Mr. Vader never
speaks, he breathes) about meeting Aragog

(of the ‘Harry Potter’ fame) in the so-


Yesterday the Ed-Team was talking about called dungeon (Canteen). I then called up
the zaniest place in the college. Megan Fox (of the ‘Transformers’ fame)
- I argued that the beloved Washrooms and asked her out for a chat over coffee in
with their glorious wet ruins are the the same Hideout aka Canteen.
best. Yay!
- A girl preferred the Air-Conditioned
Library where the cold is enough to She readily agreed because she loves
make an Eskimo happy. Coffee-Bite candy (available in the market)
- Then a pal suggested the Law mixed in hot water with 5 tablespoons of
Gymnasium where all other activities sugar. And that’s exactly what the ‘coffee’
are barred because the gym is solely found in basement Canteen tastes like.
dedicated to Physical Exercise. So Umm… such aroma!
naturally, it’s where we focus on health Yay!
and fitness regimes… everything but
drama, dance and event-planning. So there were Darth Vader and Aragog in
Right? Right? deep conversation… here I was making out
- A bloke then advised us Glass Doors with Megan Fox… Sid (the sloth of the ‘Ice
where we are allowed to stand Age’ fame) prancing around… Results being
wherever we want to… the Lawns announced and everyone getting
where we are allowed to sleep on the distinctions… A.R.Rehman performing at
grass. RAIT…
- Someone stood by the Basement Yay!
Canteen but we all tore the idea down.
That place is way too good for Am I getting carried away?
comparison. Our choices stood no I don’t think so… I’ve been in the Basement
chance before the all-conquering Canteen for just around 2 hours… it’s
Basement Canteen in terms of pure ventilated…
awesomeness. There is absolutely no danger of excess
- Unchained Arena? Naah… it is way heat and excess CO (Carbon Monoxide, in
too clean and crowded for our taste. case you skipped studying for 12th)
- The Red Rock Café? But it’s always concentration. That is because there are
crowded and most importantly OPEN… fans… no sorry, exhaust fans… no sorry
not enough space to order one’s coffee again, WINDOWS for absolutely amazing
and also- the impressive tiling work can ventilation.
be intimidating to wanna-be Engineers. As Simon Webbe would laughingly sing- “No
- SUC Room? Too well lighted, smoking worries, no worries…”
is not allowed and looks like anything
but an Anti-Social den. So I’m perfectly alright in the head, thank
you.
Billy Joel lovingly sings- And the ambience, fresh-paint is anything
“We didn’t start the fire. but a sore-eye!
Though we did ignite it, we’re trying to It’s making me puke… err, revitalizing me!
fight it…” Need to write another article as long as I
Yay! stay conscious… err, excited. :)

The other day I was walking alongside Love you all, especially girls!
Darth Vader (of the ‘Star Wars’ fame) to Yay!
the basement canteen. Yes, the very
famous hideout which lies in the cluster of Sushrut Munje
well-ventilated Polytechnic laboratories. TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
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Silent Lucidity

S ure enough, I am a deployed soldier


helping out our injured ones coming home
Silent Lucidity means a small phase of
sanity between long phases of insanity, for
the band members it was just that. The
at this time and everyone loves your Jams have been the most memorable; with
Eclipse songs too. Better believe it; I play each performance the shows always
your songs as much as I can, so everyone compelled us to get better; the
may hear it. If you don't mind, here is my appreciation humbled us; the love of our
address of a friend where I get mail. friends supported us!
Thanks guys, and here’s my address:
… Silent Lucidity is also a term used to
… describe the act of controlling your dreams
I appreciate it, and I will play it as much as (lucid dreaming). We loved to Jam and to
I can thanks. test how we were progressing we would go
out to perform in a competition or any
This was probably the mail that made all show that we could get. We encouraged
the hard work and sacrifice, we ever made, active feedback and jammed harder to iron
worth the while… out our flaws. In spite of all the passion and
hard work, it wasn’t until January 2006
It all started sometime in the year 2003 that we actually started sounding like a
when a bunch of guys got together. We all decent band. We believed in making
had one thing in common and that was the original music, hence recorded a two song
desire to play the guitar, preferably on demo and played them at every chance we
stage. This bunch of SEs were preparing for got! The band was ambitious, to the extent
the FE night. Everyone wanted to be in a of booking a three hour long show when all
band, playing the guitar of course! Now a we had was 30 minutes worth of music. We
band with five newbie guitarists would had a little more than 45 days to prepare,
have spelled disaster, therefore, we had nevertheless we pulled it off and that too
two play the guitars, one was asked to sing in an impressive fashion.
and one was asked to play the top two
strings of a six string guitar, a bystander Sitting outside RRC (now-extinct Nescafe
who said he could play the drums was outlet outside Dental College) one
thrown the sticks. And I just stood by afternoon, I got a call from Go 92.5 FM.
hoping I could be in a band someday, this The voice on the other end said, “Your
band. band has been short listed among the top
ten bands. When can you come to the radio
The two guitarists from that day (Ashley station? We need to record few promotional
and Ganesh), the guy playing the two interviews.” This was our lucky break - a
strings (Sandeep) and I (Himanshu) along competition inviting original music from
with a FE (Chakku) who sang impromptu Indian artists from any genre. Surprisingly,
with the band that night went on to form Silent Lucidity was the only rock band in
Silent Lucidity. All this wasn’t as the top ten. We took the competition by
immediate as it sounds, it took many storm, not only survived our first break but
months before the band was formed also went on to rock the finals at
sometime in 2004. Soon after, a few Polyesthers in Colaba. Silent Lucidity stood
months and a couple of shows later, third at this competition. The success
Ganesh left the band leaving the four to meant that we could get extensive radio
continue with Silent Lucidity. To clarify, play for our original “Eclipse”. The band
Sandeep played the Bass guitar and I played was on a high and firing on all cylinders!
the Drums, Ashley juggled between rhythm That night we performed another show at
and lead guitars while Chakku handled the (Not Just) Jazz by the Bay and the
vocals. subsequent morning we rocked at RAIT for

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Unchained – the amateur Rock band Perhaps, Silent Lucidity lived up to its
competition as part of Horizon. I am sure; meaning and our dreams were controlled,
the idea of performing three shows in 24 but for me Silent Lucidity provided those
hours would thrill even the most hardcore few moments of sanity in this insanity
stage performer to the extent of goose that’s life.
bumps. All this new-found recognition
provided us with the honor of performing as August 2006, the issue of RSJ (Rock Street
a guest band in a college festival in Journal) Magazine [for the uninitiated, this
Ahmedabad. We were on the road, hanging is the Rolling Stones Magazine of India, this
out with other bands and performing a kick is huge!] had an article about a band called
ass show on a cold evening in January. We Silent Lucidity. It was an article about the
were in dreamland!! album launch gig and the album review for
‘Emotikon’ which released on 14th July
The final semester of Engineering (for three 2006. But there was no band to celebrate
members) had the band playing fourteen this feat; because as fate would have had
shows in those three months. Soon the new it, the band was already spread across
album was being planned, interspersed three cities in two different continents!
with a lot of memorable shows, band fights What should have been a new beginning
and some hard hitting jam sessions with turned out to be their final bow to the
neighbors pelting stones at our window as audience. Ironically, the album launch gig
we continued to rock! In spite of all these was the last that the band played.
glitches our passion for Rock shone bright
and the album was released. The album
sales exceeded all expectations as it sold “…dream is over… or has it just begun?”
out on release night.

But just when you would expect it to take


off, the band split. The album launch was
the last gig for Silent Lucidity. Within the
next 15 days the band had dispersed across
Silent Lucidity, Queensryche
the globe, real life had taken over.

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Wired Anxiety
salvages some sense for the name. The logo
W ired Anxiety is the new wave of
heavy metal at RAIT. Home to Unchained,
has been designed by Dheeraj, another
typical Metal-head RAITian, Priyam’s batch-
mate, and a talented, prolific logo-
formerly Amrock (Amateur Rock), one of designer.
the most coveted gigs of Mumbai’s
underground music scene, RAIT is a metal The band attributes its influences to Black
culture-rich haven that WA thrives on. Sabbath, Children of Bodom, Death and
Pantera. In their first-ever gig, at
The band was formed by two quintessential neighbouring SIES, their repertoire
RAITians, Priyam & Niti Nirvan. The consisted of only covers. This, they admit,
formation of the band was almost meant to is an embarrassing account. The set list
be. The members hung out together since included trite tracks like ‘The Trooper’ by
they were kids, so it was inevitable that Iron Maiden and ‘Sad but True’ by
they’d take up music as they took up Metallica. It was after that gig they
everything else- as a ‘fad’. So when decided to play originals. As of now they
Priyam’s elder brother, a trained drummer, have three, viz. ‘Hell Shall Cry’, ‘Deprived’
landed a new drum-kit in his room, the and ‘Ascent to the Abyss’. The band’s
very next day a new band was formed. philosophy is to capture and explore the
Priyam was automatically assigned the grim facet of life with groovy, melodic
percussionist’s role and Ninad was shoved music. Lead guitarist Keshav delivers solos
up as vocalist, as none of the others were reminiscent of Randy Rhoads and Janick
ready to stand on the stage without an Gers while vocalist Ninad renders guttural
instrument to fidget with. Niti and Keshav screeches. Their music is a sort of a
promptly purchased electric guitars and haunting melody on the backdrop of a
amps and, soon enough, cacophony crunchy metallic sound. You can listen to
conquered the building. Now all they their maiden original on www.xion.fm,
needed was a bass guitarist. We all are myspace.com/wired anxiety (for free! :P).
familiar with the paucity of bass players in
a world which is ridden by a plethora of Within 6 months of inception, they got to
guitarists. Priyam and Niti had to canvass open for Zygnema (Thrash Metal) at ‘Calm
all the F.E classrooms making an ‘official like a Bomb’, the Main-Stage Rock Fest at
announcement’ (LOL) for the requirement Father Agnel’s COE, Vashi. A month on, in
for a bassie. A hand was meekly raised, March ’09, Wired Anxiety won ‘Sattva’-the
that of Adwait’s, (F.E. metal head… LOL) Main Stage Metal Fest at NM College,
who was to become the final supplement to beating seasoned bands that had performed
the line-up. at ‘Unchained’ (RAIT’s most-awaited Metal
experience) the same year. They also
Line-up: shared stage with Launch Pad’09 winners
Niti (RAIT) – Guitar ‘Reverse Polarity’. Their maiden victory
Priyam (RAIT) – Drums won them studio recording with Xion
Adwait (RAIT) – Bass Studios. This, the band unanimously opines,
Ninad (TSEC) – Vocals was the platform and the breakthrough
Keshav (SIES) - Guitar they needed to take their music seriously.
An honest confession!
The name ‘Wired Anxiety’ commands an
instinctive surmise of being a psychedelic Now, as the new gigging season beckons,
rock or, at most, progressive metal band. they are striving to conquer everything
Not even close. It is a Melodic Death Metal there is!
group, which has undergone metamorphosis The Wall Masons
from Extreme Thrash. The logo/crest

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Metal-Head Haven
source of energy. But what it definitely is-
R AIT as an institute reaches far beyond
its title as an Institute of Technology.
is a phenomenon rapidly growing
indiscriminately all over the world. It is a
common thread that connects the youth of
the world, encompassing all and alienating
It has always been famed for its extra- none. It is overwhelmingly powerful in its
curricular enthusiasm and confluence of core, but not very easy to like. It will
cultures. Cultures not just geographic or always be the music of a select few; of
political, but extending to Art and Music those who dare to step out, of those who
also. Amongst the myriad genres of music dare to question the credence of what the
that RAITians cultivate, there is one public deems ‘Cool’ and ‘Hep’. Fickle and
particular genre that stands out as original, feeble minds cannot digest the vastness of
radical and one that it is proud of the most its Spectrum of Sound. From a deep bass to
- Metal. a screaming treble, it will but appear as
noise to shallow ears. From simple rhymes
In the mid 90s, a group of pioneering RAIT to intricate incomprehensible technical
students decided to break free from the pieces, metal stresses on the fact that that
perpetually existing ethos of pop music it is but Imperfection that leads to
competitions. It was the golden period for creativity.
Heavy Metal or Rock in general and the
perfect time to bring it to their own Unchained supports this belief and it
beloved college. With a modest budget and believes in Metal. Since inception it has
with their own hands, they kindled a rock created some of the Best and Biggest Metal
band competition called ‘Amrock’ (Amateur bands of the country. Winners of
Rock), hoping to provide a head-start to ‘Unchained’ (‘Amrock’) include ‘Kryptos’,
budding Metal enthusiasts, to subsist on a ‘Myndsnare’, ‘Demonic Resurrection’,
stage dominated by Pop or Bollywood ‘Pentagram’ all of whom are regarded to
music. Little did they know that they had be top notch in their respective genres.
started an era, a cult that was later to
become a sensation amongst youngsters of Due to an unfortunate mishap some years
the country! ago, ‘Unchained’ has been denied an
official stage and finance by the
At that time there were very few events authorities. But rather than discouraging, it
that allowed Metal, let alone support it. further intensified the Metal-heads' resolve
But those that were, ‘Independence Rock’ in keeping the legacy alive. ‘Unchained’ is
for instance, had loyal and passionate held every year in the month of January in
followers that never let the fire die. This an atmosphere of a venue so befitting a
clan of Young Turks was welcomed by RAIT metal fest, that one simply credits it to
with open arms, at ‘Amrock’. It became a destiny.
revelation; a symbol of the college. It
became an important annual event on It is up to us to further enrich this symbol
every aspiring Rock musician's calendar. of RAIT by giving it all we can give, and
‘Amrock’ evolved to be ‘Unchained’, slowly fulfill the dreams of the mavericks that
but surely becoming a veritable advocate sought to put our institute on the country's
of hardcore Metal music. musical map.
See you at Unchained 2010
Heavy Metal is a relatively new genre of \m/
music, very deep in itself, yet still
developing. The music is very young at Niti Nirvan
heart, which explains the absolute majority TE (Electronics engg.)
of youngsters as its followers. Some say it’s
a medium for Catharsis. Others say it’s a
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12 Best Covers

‘R espect’ - (Aretha Franklin)


‘Black Magic Woman’ - (Carlos Santana)
{originally by - Fleetwood Mac}
This Song is- Santana's BIG song. It is
{originally by - Otis Redding}
Yes. The song that is widely considered to STUPID to think of Santana and then not
be The Soul queen's signature song, the think of the one song that DEFINES the
song that exemplified the feminist greatness that this band is. ‘Black Magic
movement, is played in numerous movies Woman’ was a song which seemed like it
and completes every oldies compilation out was tailor-made for them. And nobody even
there was done by a black Guy! And though knows that Fleetwood Mac were the ones
Otis is also most famously known for who were behind it. Yes and that is how
another cover done by (‘Satisfaction’ by they play the song whenever they do- by
the Rolling Stones) him, Aretha's powerful reminding the audience that they did NOT
version overshadowed his own. Not in only cover this song… Santana Did.
in terms of the performance but also in
terms of popularity. ‘Hound Dog’ - (Elvis Presley)
{originally by - Big Mama Thorton}
‘All Along the Watchtower’ Elvis was always accused of stealing music
(The Jimi Hendrix Experience) form the African-Americans and taking
{originally by - Bob Dylan} credits for Rock ‘n Roll which has African-
When the greatest guitarist of all time American origins. But then all this was
covers a song written by one the most around fifty years ago. And who cares?!
profound songwriters and poets it has to be ‘Hound Dog’ will always be remembered as
SOMETHING. An Elvis song. Cause he is Elvis. He is Fab.
This cryptic song soon became one of the Not taking anything away from Big Mama
greatest songs done by Hendrix and is and the fact that her music is done by so
widely considered as one of the greatest many people and yet she got no recognition
covers of all time. So much so that Dylan just because she was a black woman. But
himself has admitted that he is Elvis' performance just lays rest to any sort
overwhelmed by this performance and used of this criticism this man receives and the
to emulate this version of the song in his frenzy caused by him is something no one
later Live shows especially after the can ever equal.
untimely death of Hendrix.
‘With A Little Help From My Friends’
‘The Man Who Sold The World’ - (Nirvana) (Joe Cocker)
{originally by - David Bowie} {originally by -The Beatles}
This song was performed by one of the Though the Beatles version was very
greatest bands to come out in the Nineties. popular, everyone should take a page from
Nirvana covered this relatively unknown Joe Cocker's book to know how a cover
David Bowie song in their 1993 live should be done.His version is radically
performance of the MTV Unplugged series. different from the original being more of
The Song was popularised by Kurt Cobain so rock ballad with very powerful vocals
much so that people seemed to erase from complete with Guitar lines from none other
their memory the fact that Bowie sang it then Jimmy Paige and an entire choir to
first and ultimately became one of the add to the beauty of this song. The song's
songs that was associated with him popularity soared when it was used as the
(Cobain) the most. theme song for one of the most wonderful
P.S. The entire album of the MTV shows to ever come out of American
unplugged series contains some fine covers television- ‘The Wonder Years’. And yes of
done by Kurt and his men. course the fact it still haunts.

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covered by a Country Legend Johnny Cash
well it had to be Something. :P
‘Me and Bobby McGee’ - (Janis Joplin) Johnny Cash not only took the song away
{originally by - Kris Kristofferson but from Trent but made it reach heights which
performed first by Roger Miller} it never could reach. Though it is a well
This easygoing beautiful song never quite written song (the Lyrics are simply
belonged to anyone before Janis sang it. amazing) and primarily an angst song.
She was known to perform the Most Cash's version touches those places in your
Awesomest covers- ‘Summertime’, ‘Piece heart the one's you did not know existed.
of My Heart’, ‘Ball and Chain’. This song Undoubtedly one of the Best covers ever
proved to be a massive hit for her. and the fact that it was released after his
Unfortunately it came a little too late. The death along with a video which showcased
song had hit no. 1 in the US charts after her his life, this Song will go down in History as
death and became the second no. 1 one of the Best works Of the Legendary
Posthumous Rock single. Becoming a lead Johnny Cash.
single from her album ‘Pearl’, it reminded
us of the awesome talent that was Janis ‘Nobody Knows You When You’re Down
Joplin. and Out’ - (Eric Clapton)
{originally by - Bessie Smith}
‘Nothing Compares To You’ – This Blues classic originally was performed
(Sinéad O'Connor) by its very own Empress Bessie in 1920's.
{originally by - Prince and The Family} Therefore only a True Master of music like
This heart wrenching love song was Eric Clapton can cover this song without
originally written by Prince for his side insulting the Greatness of the Woman who
project ‘The Family’ but hardly came to sang it before and introducing this Blues
anyone's notice till Sinéad O'Connor sang it classic for a whole new audience who is
a few years later. This song not only topped blissfully unaware of the great talent that
almost all worldwide charts but quickly was Bessie Smith. His version done at the
became one of the most acclaimed songs of MTV unplugged concert may not be that
the Nineties. The vocal talents of Sinead good compared to the other gems he sang
help bring out the emotion this song exudes that night but his cover is still worthy of a
and make it one of the most heartbreaking mention.
love songs to touch people.
’Hallelujah’ - (Jeff Buckeley)
‘I Can't Tell You Why’ - (Vince Gill) {originally by - Leonard Cohen}
{originally by - The Eagles} If this version does not gives you the
I will HAVE to say this. This song is one of Goosebumps, I’m pretty sure you’re not
the Most Underrated Eagles Song Ever. And Human. Jeff Buckeley's version is
is to me the Best Eagles Song Ever. (Yeah, Indescribable. And he got the emotions
more then ‘Desperado’) And what makes right. Though Cohen wrote the words, Jeff
this song awesome besides the whole takes this song and makes it his own with
simplicity of it is the Awesome Guitar Solo, the sheer power of his vocals which exude
which got replaced by a saxophone solo in with Every Note, the Beauty of this song.
the version by a Country singer- Vince Gill. An Amazing composition that this is
And though he did not make it more famous Buckeley does a much better job with
than it already was or more than it should his outstanding vocals that will Haunt you
have been, he still stayed true to the and yet Calm you. That’s the beauty of this
beauty of the song and gave it his own Song and its Singer.
velvet touch.

‘Hurt’ - (Johnny Cash) Shibani Sharma


{originally by - Nine Inch Nails} SE (Computers Engg.)
This song is Something because when a
Hard Rock song written by Trent Reznor is

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The Muse in Music
considered such a great songwriter for the
I ts 1:30 AM and I’m Having trouble
sleeping. As I type these words, a song is
very same fact that his songs have both
musical and lyrical qualities to them. He
crafted his songs in a way that was
playing on my speakers. This one is called musically brilliant and yet, dealt with
“Thank You Louise” and is by Ryan Adams issues and worries of ordinary people. Thus,
(NO, Not Bryan... Ryan). I’ve been playing he became an icon and the voice of his
this song a lot lately. It’s about a lady who generation. Sadly though, very few artists
does a lot of good deeds for other people seem to have that ability in our time. With
but ironically, karma never works for her the exception of a few like John Mayer,
and a bad tragedy happens in her life. A Ryan Adams, Coldplay etc., all we hear is
week back probably, this song would have noise. Everything from plastic pop songs
seemed farfetched to me. I wouldn’t have like ‘Boom Boom Pow’ by the ‘Black Eyed
ever related to it. But this last week has Peas’ to noisy heavy metal songs adds up to
been a strange one. Sad unexpected events be nothing but gibberish over badly
have occurred. As I listen to the song, I feel arranged music. Consequently, we still
a little less sad, just because it’s there for have to go back to 80s rock and 90s grunge
me to listen to. to find something that we can put our head
into and listen. We therefore find ourselves
It’s quite a feeling when you connect to listening to bands like Pearl Jam, Guns N
music in that way. For some of us, it’s just Roses, Nirvana even though they are no
the music that draws us towards a song. It’s more the mainstream music that we hear
the lyrics for some people. But when a on the TV or radio. It’s unfortunate that we
song, connects to you on both these levels, live in a time where good music is hard to
it is invariably, an intoxicating experience. find, so I wish all you folks have the time of
Especially if the song happens to be about your life experiencing music and finding
something, which you have been going what you like.
through in life. I am sure there is a song for
every emotion we feel. Whether its It’s really not my motive to criticise music
heartbreak, loneliness, trouble, happiness, in any way. I just want to inform my friends
love, hate (Killing and Bloodshed for you about the beauty of music that’s around
HEAVY METAL douchebags), we can turn to them and what they might be missing out
songs for relief. Also, they can make you on. I also want to say a little about the joys
feel emotions in a much more potent way. of playing and creating music. Speaking as
That’s the reason why loners or outcasts a musician, I can say with my hand on my
tend to resonate more to music. They feel heart that there is no other thing in the
understood and accepted by listening to a world that compares to the joy of making a
song and relating it to their own life. Now, song or even learning to play your favourite
I am not trying to suggest that a great song one. I urge all of my friends to pick up an
can cure cancer and end wars, but it can instrument and try a hand at learning
certainly take you to a place of comfort music. Speaking from 1st hand experience,
and break the blues. Bob Dylan is it can change your outlook on things

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completely. So good luck finding music that MuteMath (Chaos) – This one is for all of us
speaks to your heart and mind. I know for a who love good old fashioned rock n Roll.
fact that it’s a rewarding hunt. Happy This hard hitting number talks about being
Listening! in a state of metal disharmony!

Apparently ‘Crash Courses’ are quite the Portishead (Glory Box) – This song is one
craze amongst us engineering students... So you might have heard in a score of some
here is one is ‘Good Music’ movie but never noticed it as it should be.
Must hear song for all the women (this song
Bob Dylan (Hurricane) - This Song is a is Feminist).
story of a shootout that takes place in a Bar
in New Jersey. Dylan captures many Jason Mraz (I’m Yours) – A recent radio
aspects of human behaviour through this sensation, this song is just a short feel good
song. Must hear for all. song. A song for everyone!

Elliott Smith (Twilight) - This song is about City and Colour (Against the Grain) – This
being with someone you don’t love and song talks to me when I am feeling down.
loving someone you aren’t with. Elliott Almost gives me advice when I feel
Beautifully captures both sides of the coin conflicted and confused.
in this song. To songwriters, this song is a
musical masterpiece. Coldplay (We Never Change) – This song is
a simple observation of a mind of an
John Mayer (Gravity) – This song is written ordinary man. An ordinary man’s hopes and
in a way that it can be applied to anything fears. Beautiful Words over great
when you are feeling low. Also, the music music....Need I say.
perfectly complements the lyrics of the
song and adds different hues to it.

Anirudh Singh Chohan


TE (Electronics Engg.)

The King is Dead. Long Live the King.


watching. He was the first point of entry
C irca 1989 - A grainy VHS tape on
Cable ('Bad') was my first exposure to a
into the big bad world of 'western' music
for me. There was no MTV here, yet. He
was the personification of what the West
performer who was so compelling to watch, had to offer, music-wise. My only exposure
that it left me really dazed. To put it to that stuff prior to 'Bad' was in the form
frankly, hadn't seen anything like it before. of a couple of mix-tapes filched from a
This was a different kettle of fish when cousin, full of 80s Pop Gems like 'We Built
compared to ABBA, for sure. This City', 'Madonna's Eyes' and 'Party All
The Time'. This guy's music was on another
What puzzled me most at the time was why totally different class level, and it was
the dude was proudly calling himself 'Bad'? evident that there was a lot more to Pop
Wasn't that a… you know… bad thing? I than 'Love Touch'. Like good, bouncy music
couldn't understand a word of what he was which didn't sound right off the bat cheesy,
singing (WTF were “Shamone!”, “Owww!” even to a kid in the third standard.
and “Cootchie coo!” supposed to mean
anyways?!). But there was something about Add to that the dancing moves which
the way he moved, and the way he seeped into my veins like Smirnoff Green
performed, that demanded that you kept Apple Twist does these Friday nights.
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It got to a point wherein I had to actually an Indian dancer! Yay! MTV must have
learn how to consciously control it in made a sound fortune off the back of this
slightly more austere and public album's videos alone… played in an endless
surroundings. loop, on the hour to boot. Of course, that
was when you know, MTV used to play
The moonwalk was a slightly more difficult music videos (remember those?!) almost
proposition. Try hard as you would to exclusively (gasp!). 'Smooth Criminal'
perfect it, you invariably ended up looking remains one of my all time favorite videos
like you were walking backwards trying not ever.
to step in something of animal/human
origin. And of course, classmates at that Post 'Dangerous', I kind of outgrew my
age can be very ruthless in their criticism. obsession with the whole thing, and
Childhood innovations then included gradually drifted off his music completely.
sprinkling the mother's talcum powder in Part of the whole growing up process, I
generous quantities on the floor, and then guess. Add to that his personal woes which
achieving markedly better results. This really affected his output as an artiste, and
workaround lasted (quite gleefully, I must overshadowed his achievements to a large
add) till that parsimonious lady suddenly extent. To the point where the music was
found herself buying two tins a month. totally forgotten, and all that was
After that, it was trying it out with socks on projected was a freak in financial trouble.
feet, which was not exactly the same thing, Of late, the odd iPod shuffle randomness
but worked all the same. would invariably hit me with a shot glass
worth of nostalgia - think the intro of
I still remember watching ‘Moonwalker’ - 'Wanna Be Starting Something' or 'The Way
the movie with desperate devotion, and not You Make Me Feel'.
caring a damn about niceties like plot and
such assorted blahs. He turns into a robot His reach, and his popularity, at the peak
at the end of the movie, and a spaceship of his powers, was a truly global
too. The way I looked at it, 'Hell, if he phenomenon (tip - think of all those
could do the Moonwalk and do those bends countless, milked-to-death-due-to-
in the 'Smooth Criminal' video, he's entitled dehydration 'Mai Ka Lal Jai Kishan' jokes, in
to do just about anything that he wants. I'm the best of Bollywood comedies on offer).
watching.' There is no one today, to cut across
barriers like he did, and achieve the same
'Thriller' was yet another dose of pure kind of connect with audiences the world
childhood pleasure. Every bleeding song over. Blame it on the shortened shelf lives
was radio worthy - there was just no filler of musicians these days, or the shorter
material on it. The sound was a little dated attention spans of people in general, or
for me, when compared to 'Bad', but there maybe, just accept that there was no Pop
was something very fresh about his voice on Star even remotely in his league, once he
that record. A sure grower, and once faded from the limelight. Think Boy Bands
hooked, 'Beat It' and the title song were on and the unspeakable things they did to the
heavy rotation. My parents especially were Pop music industry in general. All but killed
very disturbed by that laugh at the end of whatever little hope you had of listening to
the title song. something with a little more depth, even
though it was labeled 'Pop'. Everything
'Dangerous' happened at the peak of my MJ these days is an ephemeral niche. He was a
obsession. I remember staring at the lot more than that.
cassette cover for hours, while the cassette
was blaring on in the background. The man Travel well, MJ.
released videos that single handedly took
the scene to another level. At that age a Tapan Hoskeri
super sultry Naomi Campbell (phew!) in the 2001 Alum (Instrumentation Engg.)
mix definitely made things more
interesting. 'Black or White' even featured
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‘Nisarg’ - The Nature Club
I heard a thousand blended notes
while in a grove I sat reclined,
In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts
Bring sad thoughts to the mind.

To her fair works did Nature link


the human soul that through me ran;
and much it grieved my heart to think
What Man has made of Man.

–William Wordsworth

The Goals of the club are to spread the


N ature has always been a magical and
enchanting part of our life. The various
message of conservation through quality
articles, and to build awareness along with
a sense of responsibility among people,
shades of the trees, the sweet chirping of towards environment protection and its
the birds or the pleasant scent of the importance. The Club’s aim is to have a
beautiful flowers, joyfully swaying cleaner and healthier environment, and
together in the breeze, are all capable of give a chance to students to truly be able
uplifting our mood even at terrible times. to appreciate nature.

Still, despite all the beauty that nature Activities like nature walks and bird
provides us with, we ruthlessly destroy it watching, if included in the club activities,
by felling trees, spoiling our various would definitely make it more fun and
resources with poisonous substances, and exciting. Visits to wildlife sanctuaries, to
wasting them carelessly. All this has gain more information about the different
resulted in a wide number of problems, like kinds of species, may also help in making
global warming, respiratory diseases, and people realise the increasing rate of
other abnormalities. species depletion taking place and the need
for immediate action. Tying up with
Keeping in mind all this and more, RAIT- different NGOs may also be done in order
Kalaraag has decided to introduce its very to widen the audience and help raise funds
own Nature Club by the name of ‘Nisarg’, for carrying out the many activities. Tree
comprising of a group of interested plantation trips and various workshops and
students, that will help in generating seminars on nature may help a great deal
effective awareness about the environment too… Creating awareness among individuals
and its related problems. This club will act about the various harmful effects of using
as a channel, so that the students at polythene and other non-biodegradable
college level are encouraged to take up substances and of throwing stuff in the
environmental action in communities, assist middle of the street (instead of using the
in biodiversity mapping and wildlife dustbins), by holding speeches and
censuses, etc. Inter-college workshops for presentations for the common man, may
the youth will be organized on generic result in a more well informed and
development concerns and specific themes responsible society. ‘Nisarg’ hopes to make
on conservation biology and environmental RAITians aware of the efforts which need to
sciences. In addition to all this, these be put in to make the entire world a much
students will get the added benefit of being cleaner, greener and better place to live
able to attend nature camps at subsidized in.
rates.

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To make this possible, let us join our hands “If the sight of the blue skies fills you with
and take a step forward to save nature joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the
along with all its glory, for now and fields has the power to move you, if the
forever. Let us plant a hope for a better simple things of nature have a message
tomorrow… Let us plant a tree!! that you understand, rejoice, for your soul
is alive.”

- Eleonora Duse

Kalaraag RAIT

Nature Baba ko gussa kyun aata hai?

Hari, who primarily is an assistant to film


writer Anuraadha Tiwari (of Fashion and
Jail fame), woke up one day to a
scorching temperature of 42 deg cent in
his town, Ambernath. Something that was
quite unimaginable a few decades ago.
While many don’t acknowledge the
change, and others choose to ignore it,
Hari decided to be the change.
His vision was not a fleeting one; it was
something that would NOT be forgotten
in a week. And so, an oath taken in the
“heat” of the moment still lives on.
The play “NATURE BABA KOK GUSSA KYUN
AATA HAI” is a ten minute play where
green issues are discussed in an engaging
and effective manner. This play is staged
twice at the Ambernath station to
appreciative crowds, every day.
This campaign signifies that in a time

B y the sound of it, Nature Baba seems


to be an ageing, bearded saint-type.
when youngsters hunt for ways to flaunt
their coolness, nothing is cooler than
showing you care. We all dream of good
Negative. Nature Baba is a 22 year old guy futures for ourselves, and then our
named Hari Chakyar who lives in the city children, without doing our bit for the
of Ambernath... a regular guy who started planet where we harbour these dreams.
a campaign, which has its basis in It is time we join hands with people who
educating people about the environment dream big, people who dream green. If
and everything detrimental happening to we care, we have to show we do. Here’s
the not-so-green world. how...
Hari Chakyar took it upon himself to start a Do your Bit:
potentially revolutionary campaign that too If you have decided to do something,
one that only nature could gain from. Many Nature Baba and his gang are there to
will wonder why in the age of roaring help you out. All you need to do is to
motorcycles and air conditioning in every decide on a spot to plant a sapling that
cranny, this lad braved to work for a cause. you can look after. Nature Baba and his
gang would plant it for you and you just
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have to protect it from grazing animals,
pesky children and yes, water it too. Contact :
Watching it grow into a handsome tree is Phone Number: 9323388803
a reward in itself.
Blog:
Go green the simplest way by saving
water, saving electricity and saying ‘No’ http://emotionalballies.blogspot.com,
to polythene bags. WALK instead of http://nature-baba.blogspot.com/
driving to a nearby location. A walk with E-mail: duke.ambarnath@gmail.com
your special someone is more romantic On Facebook: Just search for the group
too. Read rather than watching senseless and become a member and be a part of the
television programs. Reduce your Carbon activities.
Footprint and help Nature Baba!

Contacting Nature Baba:


If you want to contact Nature Baba then The Wall Masons
you can do the following:

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The Basketball Diaries

L et me start with the start of the


season, full of hopes, aspirations and
It was clear that we were better at defense
than at going forward but we got through
endless possibilities. on the brilliance of Kobe and other
moments of magic.

The Team: In the second match we came up against


Shaq, the one man attack team but with all
Getting together the team itself was a of us on song we got through.
great task. We had lost a few key team
members in the past leaving us with a team In our final group stage game we came up
of improving talent and a collective lack of against a local Jaipur team G.I.T.(Damn!!).
height! A very tough and brutal game followed,
with a lot of swearing and bad refereeing.
We held our selection rounds in August We let the game slip from our hands after
hoping to find some Diamonds in between The Animal got into a brawl which saw the
the Stones. Savio aka ‘Papa Bear’ and whole bench pour onto the field. After a
Melphin aka ‘Kobe’ were our Chief few tense moments the game resumed but
Selectors. The whole group went through the intensity was gone and they romped
the drills on a slightly damp day at YMCA, over us in dubious fashion.
CBD. Finally the team was selected.
Finally we were beaten by a very good and
We already had a few first teamers from humble home team in the quarters. This
last year with Kobe, Papa Bear, Jerrin aka brought an end to our great Pilani sojourn.
‘The Animal’, Nitin aka ‘Road-Runner’ and
Srikanth aka ‘Sri’. To this we added lover- Back home the semester exams were
boy Harshad, the Mexican Abhishek aka approaching so we left the basketball and
Carlos and the lanky Dhanraj, an Animal in started working those ball pens…
the making.
(Others tried and failed… one fellow even Even Semester Travelling:
got his mom to call and recommend him
plus giving some excuse for his poor The semester was full of tournaments all
performance… Damn!!) far and wide. We lost in the semi-finals of
our own ‘DY Patil Dynamic Youth Games’,
We also hastily got together the girl's team then lost in various other stages of various
(with a lot of coaxing and pleading!) and other tournaments, most notably we came
after a few rounds of practice we were second in the ICT tournament after
ready for the Pilani tour… squandering an 8 point lead to the best
team in the Mumbai University.
Pilani:
Those days we hardly could attend college
After an entertaining train and bus ride we and we were almost traveling weekly to
reached the great B.I.T.S. Pilani, our Matunga, were most of these tournaments
destination for a week. were held. It was a tiring experience
numbed by the sweet smell of success at
Our first match was on the following day. various stages. Even if we did lose it was
The team was gelling well and we coasted satisfying as we all felt that we had put in
through our opening group stage game with everything into the game. Those were our
a combination of pure grit and team work. best few weeks of College Basketball. But
there was still something missing, we could
all feel it coming… VICTORY!

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Victory in a Tournament, the Pinnacle of What will I remember forever?
the Season, the Cherry Top finish
Danny's amazing 3point attempt, Kobe's
It was the TSEC tournament. After an back-to-the-basket shot, the Savi-Dance
impressive defensive and offensive display and our many interesting times together.
we beat KJ Somaiya. Everybody chipped in
with their best performance and afterword That's all folks…
we were too drained out to even go out and
celebrate. It was a victory of our faith's
perfection. It was a season which was my The Animal
most fulfilling till date. 2009 Alum (Electronics and
Telecommunication Engg.)

CPL
transfers. No money changes hands with
I t’s the final day of the season, Ajax holds
the much fancied Arsenal to a goalless first
transfers but there is the mandatory Jersey
Photo. The posters are put out, entry
collected and the season begins with
half. Juventus and Arsenal had a shot at qualifiers for the new teams.
the Most Coveted Trophy known to man,
well not really but at least they thought so. Let me paint you a picture-
Juve choked earlier in the day and lost to The ground looks like this during a CPL
Milan- the team full of veterans’ just like game… Two teams of 7 players, players
its namesake in Italy. Arsenal came back wearing cheap replica jerseys of top
hard in the final 20 minutes to score two European clubs, walking around thinking
goals and take the game and the league on they are the real deal; taking shots,
a goal difference! discussing strategies and even praying. A
few friends of the players who double up as
Of course, being SE’s, they received the fans crowded around the defunct fountains.
trophy and prize money six months later Newbies are being asked very politely
after a lot of coaxing and cajoling but (honestly) to mark the entire playing area.
that’s a different matter all together. Few others are on ball duty. Some junkies
Before you think I’m hallucinating, this is with droopy eyes in a corner (they are
an account of the last day of CPL 2008. For there quite often, NOTHING to do with CPL
the uninitiated, CPL stands for College at all). And sometimes, if you are in luck, a
Premier League. I know the name lacks cow for gardening purposes. Can’t afford a
imagination but not the idea. CPL is a RAIT lawn mower. Someone taking a leak near
tradition, one of the few things to look the corner flag, “emergency man, couldn’t
forward to during the Odd Semester, a full- wait”. Huge guy with a whistle in the
fledged league complete with some centre as the referee because it gets
exciting football, managers, transfers, heated sometimes in the middle. Need
rivalries and even fans! (Read: friends). In referees who don’t get intimidated easily.
a nutshell, it has it all. Linesmen who are tricked into doing the
job by promises of attendance. Yeah like
The year begins and old teams are on the any professor is going to listen to you when
look out for potential replacements for you say “Ma’am I was linesman for CPL”.
those who have retired (Read: passed out). Sometimes players walking in midway,
Corridors are buzzing with rumors of
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“Sorry dudes had pracs”. The odd fight. It has taken longer than usual for CPL to
start this year but hopefully by the time
Ah and yes there is Football. The beautiful this gets printed, the first round of matches
game. Most games are hard fought with would be done. For FE’s it will be their first
players well distributed between the taste of RAIT Sporting Culture and for BE’s
‘clubs’. Strategies, formations, man the beginning of the end as far their
marking everything you could possibly do in sporting activity in the final year goes.
a 7 a side game. The football team also There is no lack of enthusiasm in college as
gets some much needed practice. Then far as sports go and CPL is an ideal outlet
there is the post match analysis where for that enthusiasm especially in the Odd
people just rip on each other and Semester when there is nothing substantial
completely verbally undress those who happening on the sporting front. All that
goofed up but football still takes centre said the principal reason as to why
stage. However something missing from the everyone is gung ho about CPL is just that
CPL scene is the female support. If you are it is pure, simple FUN. Bigger and better
reading this and if you are a girl; please this year. Be a part of it, soccer-crazy or
turn up for our games. It might just make otherwise.
some people play better, lift their spirits a
little. For the betterment of the team. And
for guys who play football- turn up, the CPL Abhishek Jathan
is not elite or exclusive. There is a TE (Electronics and
‘transfer window’ to accommodate new
players. Cant say when though… depends
Telecommunications Engg.)
on the Sports Secretary.

CPL ’08 Champions


Arsenal
Sarvesh Desai

Swapnil Lawande

Rameez Wadekar

Harshad Sali

Prathamesh Kadam

Sumit Shinde

Abhishek Jathan

Abhay Suryavanshi

Guruwinder Singh

Vishal Kowe

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Clubbed
someone you would never trust your
“E k RC laana phull ice ke saath”, he
unmarried daughter with. Parents will find
for him a girl, once he finds himself a job.
Religion and caste will protect this
ordered looking rather smug. Finally
relaxed he sank further into his chair and wonderful arrangement of class. If he gets
let his gaze wander. He was at Malhar; lucky with neither a job nor, therefore, a
Anarkali down the road is better. However girl, which is relatively rare, there is
he felt a sense of belonging at this place always dadagiri and street-activism to
and also he knew the waiters here by name express his failure on others. February 14
and so he was here. Light-bulbs hung low isn’t still a date he marks excitedly on his
from the ceiling were so dim; you can calendar as Valentine’s Day. A boy holding
barely tell the person opposite you, let a girl’s hand is for him a moment of severe
alone the table beside. This is where the envy and deep resentment. He can’t stand
men sipped double Officer’s Choice one those lost in love. He can barely fathom
after another, between heavy drags of the fun they have at a disco, that too
chhota Gold’s Flake. As for the boys a beer dancing. He cannot have it. He’d rather
would mean the Kingfisher Strong, have them shut down. So seeing these
reputably mixed with whiskey again with youngsters gyrating to loud music (which he
their favorite ‘Garams’. You’d be the personally found trashy) and moving so
luckiest ever to find for yourself lager and close to each other, hand in hand, only
today he thought he would also indulge made him cringe. It isn’t that alcohol
himself with one; after all he deserved it if doesn’t make him, sitting in the corner,
the day gone by was anything to go by. move. He dances, but only at weddings,
where men gyrate against men because one
As the stereo at the counter blazed of their friends is finally getting married.
depressing notes of unrequited love he
thought aloud “This izz life mahn!” And So here he was surrounded by pretty chicks
with a satisfied grin plastered over his face and happy couples all around which made
he recollected the day gone by……He wore his feelings of resentment reappear. What
his favorite black shirt today as he was annoyed him furthermore was the sight of
asked to look presentable and entered the the females here casually sipping and
place. “Bling” ‘twas called and rightly so smoking. Thus, the final straw was the sight
cause as he looked around he could see the of so many females openly boozing and
guys dressed in their designer best and the smoking giving complete disregard to our
girls….rather babes in their shortest! He rich culture and tradition. Such loose
wished his best friend Pappu was here …. morals better suited the western world and
Boy he’d love to see the ‘rapchik items’ not his very own neighborhood. Even if they
here! Oh the girls with their voluptuous like their apple martinis or their iced
curves and sensual movements made him whiskies they should get sozzled at home,
feel fuzzy. He glimpsed them groove with ideally on the terrace, under the
guys but he couldn’t decipher the reason moonlight, over aggressive business
why they gave him a disdainful look each conversations. Ideally the women, the
time he let his gaze wander towards them. wives, are trained by tradition to serve
After all he wasn’t letching….atleast not soda and fresh pakodas on a floral plastic
now. tray, before late dinner, and a drunken
husband in bed. If he’d have his way she
Wooing girls was a social hassle. Good girls wouldn’t want to be near the bar; ideally
stay among good girls; and men will be nowhere close to even that paan-shop.
men. Never the two must mix. Families She’ll be cat-called and stared at, until she
prefer it this way. Over time, he gets is uncomfortable enough to leave.
perturbed as he anyway turns out as
So finally he reached into his pants, to the
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cell phone of his, and made that all Next day the nationwide newspapers
important call… screamed:
CLUBBED!!
“Club attacked in Mumbai by a right wing politico-religious group. The women were
mercilessly dragged and beaten up by the moral police in a suburban pub…”

As he picked up the newspaper and read the headlines, he just grinned broadly…
Vijay Sharma
TE (Electronics Engg.)

Metropolitan Momentum

T he soaring numbers and the rising


hope; the ticking time and the impatience;
little twist in the routine of life. Well, it is
a big event for someone who has had a first
the tightening of backpacks and the rendezvous with, life in a train, after 12
steadiness of the order that could be long years of protection and perfection that
equated to an airplane about to take-off! got onto the nerves like smoke in lungs!
And, the fight begins! A never ending
plethora of experiences but just the spice A 30-minute transit is not an idle affair…
of early mornings and a loophole through there is lots to keep the lost soul
monotony! entertained. With females of the weirdest
sense becoming your fellow listeners of
If experience makes one wiser, then it has complaints, another set of females testing
made me smarter and innovative… in your patience and balance by trying their
finding better ways and means to reach marketing skills through the pissing-off
destinations on time in the diciest crowd! Adding up, to high heeled freaks
situations. And credit must be poured on killing your innocent toes mercilessly, and
the means of transit that welcomes the cell-phone addicts glued to it, no-
overflowing and unlimited bombardment of matter-what!! To list I could as well write a
humans! thesis on the countless events that seem so
Not to forget, extensive shower of furious much amusing than that RJ hammering
females with the strength of a 100 nonsense into the ears!
monsters! It has to be the Mumbai railways
that carry all hanging, standing, sitting, The pace at which the urban life runs is
leaning, mourning, etc… rushing souls! just so flabbergasting… and being a part of
it, watching your pace steadily increasing
As a matter of fact, that made me aware by the day, to catch-up no matter what…
and alert of-late, life in the fast lane is brings a realization that its only the speed
fun! It’s not something that I look forward and precision that matters most; I think
to after a head-spinning day or a that IS the reason why Mumbai never
maddening morning… but it brings that sleeps?!

Ritika Gandhi
SE (Electronics Engg.)

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The Wall-Nuts!

RAIT talks. And it talks weird. Rumours are a part of the wacko life here. Snippets from the rumour
mill that works overtime to churn out crazier products...
 Microsoft- Yes, the very same, ‘Bill gates’-wala- is opening its office on the top two floors.
Yaha, the SEZs are all bombed…
 CCD is opening a branch in RAIT, replacing RRC (Red Rock Café). They must be in Dire need
of crowd and publicity.
 The Rhapsody budget was ‘rumoured’ to be a whopping 3 Crore. *faints*
 This is a direct quote from a prominent RAITian. “Arre yaar, aankh bandh kar… imagine
kar… apna stadium… beech mein stage… lights… full on sound… aur A.R Rahman stage pe…
crowd pagal ho jayega… stadium full hoga… soch pagal, soch” - yes, Rehman was coming.
Winning the Oscar and all the acclaim was not enough. Unless you get a standing ovation
from RAITians, there is little claim to your fame…
 Heard the latest? Rhapsody was a Big Success.

1(down): First thing you’ll say when someone calls you, 4(down): You sit lectures for it. You decorate your
AND is a disastrous adaption of a novel.(5) assignm ents for it. You live in fear of it. (8)
2(down): What you need before the last day of 5(down): Knee-jerk reaction when you’re frustrated,
every submission. upset, angry, in
(5) panic… (5)
1(across): Fate of 6(down): ______
most Esha Deol mera hit-hit
movies (4) soniye… (:P) (4)
2(across): The one 7(down): Hangout
favor you always for the young and
ask of those friends the hungry (:P). (8)
of yours who do sit 8(down): The hunt
for lectures. (5) for which begins in
th
12(down): the 6 semester,
Something that’s Continues for a
with your friends long-long time. (10)
most of the time, 9(down): Students
‘cause you want to swear by the notes
share all the stuff in given here.(8)
your PC. (9) 10(down): You feel
3(down): The only smug at ________
thing for which you conscious People,
will stay up all cause you have the
night, surrounded plagiarized fake
with stationary. (10) stuff too (:P). (5)
11(down): Your
professor WILL get
mad over this, but
you do it anyway ;)
(4)

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1. Find the clues and figure out this piece of a famous sitcom song:

I’lcll buee tchelre fuoer ycoulue,


‘Cacusel yuou’re tehecre floure mcle touoe.

2. What “one word” secret message is contained here?

The two of us come from a land near the sea to meet him, are not aware? Why not?
Where is he?
He's in the kitchen-eating pea and drinking tea.
Oh, I see.
3. A French scholar found this scribbled on a nursery wall. Help him figure it out

UN PETIT D'UN PETIT SA TONDEUR VOL,


UN PETIT D'UN PETIT A DEGRE TA FOLLE
(Hint: Read it out loud... :P)

Instructions: Invented in 1878 by Lewis Carroll, the author of Alice in Wonderland, this word ladder
requires you to reach from the top clue to the bottom clue. You have to do so by altering a single
letter at each step. Each step on the ladder must be a valid word! So let’s see how high your
vocabulary climbs…
1. Work on the hints, and figure out the words…. 2. Now, try this without the hints!

TEARS

Blue <-
An adhesive
Sad
He put in his thumb,
and out came a__
Add
Pious
Fasten ‘em up
<-

Pink SMILE

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Lenny Bruce – The Man Who Spoke Too Much

“I 'm sorry if I wasn't very funny tonight. I


am not a comedian. I am Lenny Bruce”.
three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha --
they'll take you away, man. You can't”.

Lenny Bruce. You could call him the one man He got branded as a sick Comic eventually for
who revolutionized Stand up act as we know it all that he spoke about. But the truth lies in
today. Or you could cal him a True satirist. Or the fact that the branding happened by, and
just a man who is too honest for a world that because of, the pretentious world who would
refuses to see the truth. not see in any circumstances that the so called
rebellious or taboo subject that he yapped
“I'm totally corrupted. I mean, really. My about are in fact Very true.
whole act, my whole economic success,
whatever that is, is based solely on the “I've been accused of bad taste, and I'll go
existence of segregation, violence, despair, down to my grave accused of it and always by
disease and injustice. And if by some miracle, the same people: the ones who eat in
the whole world would suddenly tranquilize, restaurants that reserve the right to refuse
be pured, I would be standing in an service to anyone.”
unemployment line somewhere. So you see, I'm
not a moralist”. He eventually became more of a talker then an
‘act’. He would then go on about saying things
While stand up comedians in his time were that came into his head without pausing to
content with cracking jokes about Mother-in- even censor or translate, He spoke and he
laws and women in general Lenny chose to spoke till each member present grasped his
explore the taboo subjects like racism, very excitement and understood that here was
homophobia, sexual fantasies, Jewish-Christian man who wasn’t afraid to speak his mind in the
relations, Presidents and the likes.. most honest sense of term.

“I really dig what they do with a homosexual in “Are there any niggers here tonight? Could you
this country. They put him into a prison with a turn on the house lights, please, and could the
lot of other men. That's a really good waiters and waitresses just stop serving, just
punishment”. for a second? And turn off this spot. Now what
did he say? "Are there any niggers here
Lenny appealed to a very rare yet intimidating tonight?" I know there's one nigger, because I
sort of audience. The one who were see him back there working. Let's see, there's
intellectuals in Jeans and not tuxedos. His wit two niggers. And between those two niggers
and the frankness, with which he spoke, made sits a kike. And there's another kike— that's
him a poster boy for liberals propagating two kikes and three niggers. And there's a spic.
freedom of speech. Yet all he wanted was to Right? Hmm? There's another spic. Ooh, there's
make people laugh. a wop; there's a polack; and, oh, a couple of
greaseballs. And there's three lace-curtain Irish
“The comedian I'm discussing now is not micks. And there's one, hip, thick, hunky,
Christ's jester, Timothy," he said. "This funky, boogie. Boogie boogie. Mm-hmm. I got
comedian gets paid, so his first loyalty is to three kikes here, do I hear five kikes? I got five
the club owner, and he must make money for kikes, do I hear six spics, I got six spics, do I
the owner. If he can upgrade the moral hear seven niggers? I got seven niggers. Sold
standards of his community and still get American. I pass with seven niggers, six spics,
laughs, he is a fine craftsman”. five micks, four kikes, three guineas, and one
wop. Well, I was just trying to make a point,
“The only honest art form is laughter, and that is that it's the suppression of the
comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake word that gives it the power, the violence, the
viciousness. Dig: if President Kennedy would

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just go on television, and say, "I would like to the legislative history of the statute from
introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet," Albany, he discovered that, in 1931, the law
and if he'd just say "nigger nigger nigger nigger was amended to exclude indecent
nigger" to every nigger he saw, "boogie boogie performances by actors, among others. Hence,
boogie boogie boogie," "nigger nigger nigger the law had been misapplied to him. His
nigger nigger" 'til nigger didn't mean anything argument didn't prevail .The DA recommended
anymore, then you could never make some six- that no mercy be granted, because Lenny had
year-old black kid cry because somebody called shown a lack of remorse.
him a nigger at school”.
“I'm not here for remorse, but for justice. The
He wanted only to talk on stage with the same issue is not obscenity, but that I spit in the
freedom he exercised in his living room. But he face of authority”.
ended up visiting FBI headquarters in San
Francisco to complain that there was a The face of authority spat back, and Lenny was
conspiracy between the courts of New York and sentenced to four months in the workhouse.
California to violate his rights. He got arrested During his later years the increasing drug use
15 times in a span of two years for obscenity. affected his health. By 1966 he had
He was banned outright from several U.S. been blacklisted by nearly every nightclub in
cities, and in 1962 he was banned from the United States, as owners feared
performing in Sydney, Australia. At his first prosecution for obscenity. Lenny Bruce was
show there, he got up on stage, declared "What then found dead in his bathroom in August 1966
a fucking wonderful audience" and was at the age of 40. His official cause of death was
promptly arrested. "acute morphine poisoning caused by an
accidental overdose”.
“There seems to be a pattern," he said, "that
I'm a mad dog and they have to get me no
matter what -- the end justifies the means." Lenny’s good friend the lunatic Phil Spector
was quoted as saying that he died form “an
Since Lenny always talked about his overdose of cops”.On December 23, 2003, 37
environment, and since police wagons and years after his death, Bruce was granted a
courtrooms had become his environment, the posthumous pardon for his obscenity conviction
contents of his performances revolved more by New York Governor, George Pataki, It was
and more around the inequalities of the legal the first posthumous pardon in the state's
system, His tirades against the police and the history. Pataki claimed his act was "a
law and his right to Freedom of speech. declaration of New York's commitment to
upholding the First Amendment."
“In the halls of justice, the only justice is in
the halls”. Lenny Bruce served as a pioneer of free
comedic speech, opening doors for the current
He ended up carrying law books. His hotel plethora of young performers whose abuse of
rooms were always cluttered with tapes, that freedom would undoubtedly offend Lenny.
transcripts, Photostats, law journals, legal But he would be the first to say, that's the risk
briefs. With club owners increasingly wary of of freedom of speech. (As said by Paul Krassner
hiring him, Lenny devoted more and more time editor of his Biography “How to talk dirty and
to the law. Indeed, it was his own legal influence people”)
research that provided a foundation for his
defense in his New York City obscenity trial. His Shibani Sharma
most relevant argument concerned the statute SE (Computer Engg.)
he was accused of violating. Having obtained

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Epoch - For the Movie Lovers

and the script that can reduce you to tears


C olour did make movies brighter. But
without trying too hard ,make this movie a
masterpiece. James Stewart as George has
become the character, all of him, giving
the charm of the good ol’ black and white
movie will never fade away. Watching a one of the most memorable performances
City Lights or Metropolis always takes you ever. To every movie fan, and every
to the ‘30’s, when the life was so different Skeptic, it’s A Wonderful Life is a
and so very same. Though there have been wonderful experience one can’t miss.
scores of classics since the 1960’s, here are
two of my favourite movies from the golden Casablanca-
era :
Director- Michael Curtiz
It’s A Wonderful Life-
Cast- Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman
Director: Frank Capra
Year- 1942
Cast- James Stewart, Donna Reed
The ultimate romance, where love is
Year- 1946 depicted in many shades and forms. Love
for one’s nation, love for freedom, love for
A movie as genuine and honest as this one the ‘one’, love for the one who is not the
is rarely made. The message is so earnest ‘one’ but prized anyway…The characters
and true, even after repeated viewings it are rich in history and attitude, never ideal
does enough to up your morale. The first but always intriguing. Some scenes like the
time I watched this movie, I was captivated one with the whole cafe singing the French
by every aspect of it. National Anthem loud over the Germans,
the knock-on-wood song bit, the
The brilliance of director Frank Capra is his confessions of Ilsa Lund, are so powerful in
vision. By discovering this movie in his mind meaning that you gauge the FEEL of the
and then filming it to perfection, he has tale without a lengthy script.
done a favour to generations. It’s A
Wonderful Life is a journey of self This narrative is about human emotions
discovery that ends in the protagonist, which form the ladder that takes us to an
George Baily realizing the worth of every alluring tale of love, loss, pride and
man, including himself. That everyone is sacrifice. The protagonists are one of the
indispensible to the world is a notion not strongest ever seen and are played
many can nurture in the face of amazingly by the lead actors. Humphrey
disappointments and defeats. Bogart as the quiet ill-tempered man is
bewitchingly attractive and the end only
A piece of art such as this movie, is a augments his appeal. Bergman is ever-so-
reminder of the greatest gift, Life. The beautiful and her character is far ahead of
dialogues are ingenious in their subtlety. her generation. A MUST watch movie for
The supernatural element , the Guardian romantics.
Angel takes the movie forward without
inviting any cynicism about his presence Sneha Das
The unfolding of the fantastic script, the
fresh characters, the beautiful Donna Reed
SE (Computer Engg.)

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Be the Change You Want To See
“Aee, anaadi. Mein khiladi tu anaadi,
samjha naa!” he teased his friend Aslam,
doing a little jig. Aslam, helplessly looked
“W hat’s your name?”
“Rahul. Naam toh suna hi hoga!” he replies
at me, hoping I would say something.
“Speak in English, Rahul!” I said. Also
looking smug. figured, I can’t be strict. :P :P
Just then, I turned around to another
volunteer and muttered something in Hindi.
It was my first day at the Akanksha centre.
Yes, I signed up for Teach India this year. “O didi, speak in English!” he snapped
For the uninitiated; Akanksha is an NGO back.
that educates underprivileged children
from the age of 3-18 years. “Arre didi, lots of didis and bhaiyas came
to home and told about school…mein pehli
So, that early Sunday morning, I walked baar aaya idhar…dekhte hain kitni padhai
into St. Stannislaus high school in Bandra. hoti hai…nahi toh baap ka business hai
Very honestly, I expected the Centre to be naa!” he says unintentionally challenging
amidst a few shady and intimidating lanes. me. Can you believe this kid is only 6?
But my musings came to a halt when a 3-
storey dilapidated school building emerged “Didi, you have gone to Delhi? I have gone
behind a beautiful church. One could see to Delhi, Allahabad, Agra. 3 places. I saw
‘Chak de! India’ in Delhi.” After probing
vague traces of green and white paint that
further, “Humlog maal-gaadi mein baithke
once adorned the walls, peeling off. The
architecture looked rather Victorian and gaye the!...it was very…umm…good!” he
said struggling for a better word.
really old!
Also that this building was meant for the
Midway, through his painting, (I could see
‘privileged’!
less of Warli painting and more of Salman
Turning left, an undersized single-storey Khan’s bulging biceps on his sheet!) while I
was attending others, he stood up and got
lodge-like accommodation welcomed me
with a cluster of happy faces, excited into a fist fight with Aslam.
squeaks and waving hands! I waved back at “Say sorry” I said, pulling them apart.
“Chal chal, Hindu-Muslim bhai-bhai, aaja!”
them. When you visit someone, you just
know it intrinsically if you are genuinely he said and hugged Aslam.
Is this issue so deep-rooted that even 6 yr
welcome…and here I was! :D
olds have surrendered to age-old political
All of them were running around, laughing,
giggling, yelling, dancing and doing cart- conflicts? Where has all the innocence
wheels…only until prayer began. **flash evaporated? And why wasn’t it shocking for
me to hear something like this?
back to old school times**

Today was Art Class! And the li’l champions I figured that the only way to keep him still
had to master Warli painting. These was to engross him in a conversation.
extremely rudimentary wall paintings use a He was bored…of the painting…of Salman
very basic graphic vocabulary: a circle, a Khan and his biceps. “Buddha ho gaya hai
triangle and a square and designs are woh!” he said nonchalantly. Everybody
created. It’s a skill…a skill that can be sold laughed. Mr. Salman Khan…you have clearly
lost a fan in Rahul! ;)
for thousands!

Rahul, the funniest and the sharpest of the Just then, he promptly tore his sheet of
lot, was particularly not interested in paper, got a few extra sheets and in
‘painting-shainting’ as he put it. :P minutes made 6 different types of
airplanes. I was AMAZED. Those were not

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the kind of planes that we made in school understand what we have and are letting
and threw around when there wasn’t a go. They have much less and there’s much
teacher in sight, but really innovative, more that they deserve!
complicated yet amazing stuff.
“What do you want to be when you grow The joy of brightening a child’s life is
up?” I asked not quite having an answer mammoth-like. Try it sometime!!
myself. The question that most of us loved
answering as kids but now dread more than These kids are smarter than most of
anything else. us….very inquisitive, very ambitious…with
“Pilot…But I want to know one thing” zeal to come up in life and help more
“What?” people. It’s unbelievable but most of them
“How do planes crash ?!!?!” want to become Social Workers in future.
(hahhahahhehehehohoho!) And this went on I have a lot to learn from them. :)
and on….
To Rahul and all his friends: Shine on, you
Just when we were leaving after the two crazy diamond! :D
hour session, he tugged at my denims and
said, “Didi, u’ll come naa next Sunday?”
“I should be asking this, will you be coming If interested, please visit the websites:
next Sunday Rahul?” www.teach.timesofindia.com
“Haan toh kya!” he said giving me a
toothless grin. Aninya Ahluwalia
TE (Electronics and
This is just one student…I have met sharper
and brighter kids with talents unparalleled.
Telecommunications Engg.)
We, the ‘privileged’ lot don’t quite

These Are My Favourite Things


Flambé that dances on brown roasted chicken,
Curries that bubble when they boil and thicken,
Icy blue mocktails with spriglets of mints,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Dollops of ice cream stacked in a bowl,


Juicy Kebabs laid on a bed of hot coals,
Jumbo grill sandwich with number of onion rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Rich creamy Kulfi that slides out of moulds,


Crispy red parathas with layers and folds,
Caramel custard and all sorts of puddings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the clock ticks,


When the time stops,
When I'm famished and meetings are dreary and bore,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I'm not hungry anymore! :D

Dhanashri S
SE (Instrumentation Engg.)

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Slumdog. You?

doesn’t have to travel halfway across the


city like most of us. After all he isn’t just

H is is a relatively posh address. Firstly,


his place warms up to the Arabian Sea on
some uneducated bloke who is just too lazy
to work. (I know most of you were secretly
hoping for him to turn out into some
all sides, and not from a particular corner impoverished chai-walla.) He already seems
of a certain room as most sea-view super-rich and satisfied to me. And I am
apartments in Mumbai do. He lives in a envious! He has hoarded nothing, hence
neighborhood where auto-rickshaws don’t nothing to lose. Ambition is a bitch. He has
go. His boulevard adorns only homes which little. I understand his sentiment. On some
Bollywood stars, Business honchos and nights he works on billboards, unless it’s
corrupt Babus can afford. The horizon the season of weddings, where he makes
boasts of outlines of Skyscrapers kissing the more, waiting tables. When he manages
skies on one end and an endless expanse of twice his daily income, he makes peace
the Arabian Sea in all its hues on the other. with what he has, drinks rum, lolls around
His locality is dotted with meticulously happy, the usual holiday stuff. (Now you
manicured gardens and sophisticated see why I was green with envy)
boutiques run by posh, hot and mostly
eccentric women. It’s at a neat He has mostly nothing to worry about in life
intersection from where the promise of a and sticks to his carefree ways. Mostly. His
modern city starts. Seeing this you only worry is the police which demand
wouldn’t be foolish to think that finally our ‘hafta’ from him every Monday as rent for
politicos have lived up to their promise of his park-bench-abode. If he fails, he is
making our city ‘world-class’. picked up under the Bombay prevention of
Beggary Act or at times labeled a Druggie.
Most would prefer his tony life-style on the He is neither. Yet he is beaten up by cops
beach-front near the heart of the city. Few who just wait to flex their muscles. Hence,
can afford it the way he can. He has the he makes it a point to pay them on Sunday
moonlit sky for a roof, and he’s never itself. The only other trouble are the men
bothered to pay heavy mortgage or life- who drift occasionally to his bench when he
threatening rent for his place. He wakes up is away; but they are dealt with a couple of
to greet two separate sky-lines of Mumbai obscenities easily.
every morning: ones to his left make the
mid-town districts; to his right are high- He is no Slumdog, at least not yet. In
rises that carefully hide the squalor that hierarchy, he figures much lower. The slum
stretches for miles beyond. closest to him would mean a home-deposit
of Rs. 25000 and a monthly rent of about
His comes across as a chatty, lively, Rs. 900. It gets much more expensive if he
relaxed, confident yet quaint youth. He moves to the celebrated Dharavi about Rs.
carries an entry level Nokia handset. Just 2000 a month; higher deposit, and even
the other day he was showing off his newly more towards Bandra or Andheri. There are
acquire debit card. Like most Indian youths 100,000 homeless in Mumbai. They cannot
he is passionate about cricket and you’d afford slums. There are 11 night-shelters in
spot him in his Indian jersey playing cricket Delhi. Mumbai has none. No wonder he’s
every Sunday evening. You’d easily mistake content. One day when he decides on
him for just another city-slacker from the settling down he’ll maybe carry his bride
labyrinth of the city’s middleclass who dot into one at Behrampada. Till then the park
the college campuses across the city. He bench is just fine.
also has a job to boast of. He works as an
Assistant Peon in an office nearby and he

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Usually such conversations on the supposed The next time we speak patriotically of
downtrodden like him border on hope or India, or the love for Mumbai, it may be a
despair. However he isn’t waiting to be the good idea just to know who we speak of,
object of someone’s guilt or pity. He likes besides ourselves.
to earn his own bread and has tremendous
Self Respect. Nor is he hoping to land up in Agreed we are not a country of Mystic
some reality show on television and walk Sages and Holy Cows, and we do speak
off with a million bucks. Only Middle-class English and not Indian but remember the
dreams are made of these things. He is but next time you just turn a blind eye the
a simple man who is content with his state slums realize that it’s a reality that most
of affairs. But his is no far-off ghetto. actually live. Daily. After all it’s no great-
You’ve certainly crossed his home, and shake activism to know where you live.
maybe even looked through his face. He
makes better conversation than most of my
friends. Vijay Sharma
TE (Electronics Engg.)

Television minus Vision


laughable. And THAT is pitiable. Does
T he Idiot Box has been living up to its
name with ferocious commitment. There is
decent script writing need tanker loads of
cash, technology or studios? Nada. It just
needs a creative brain willing to think
no originality, entertainment quotient or a different. Willing to take the road away
spark of decent ingenuity anywhere in the from common plagiarism. An idea can turn
100 odd channels ruling the roost. There is into a legendary franchise minus gaudy
NO vision, no aim other than pure backgrounds, over the top production and
commercial success. Networks are star-figures.
competing to churn out bizarre, irreverent
series aiming at channeling sadistic Production houses here seem to be
viewership. I refuse to believe technicians amazingly at ease, coming up with B grade
and minds behind the flood of high drama products. There is a need for someone
series do not acknowledge the absurdity of gutsy enough to invite a change. Try a
their programs. They go ahead and sweat decent sitcom, an intelligent talk show, an
to air them anyway. In that case, what authentic talent show. The more quality
gives them the complacent promise of centric one gets, the less strife there is for
guaranteed audience? Ahem, it’s us really. publicity. Word of mouth proves to be
enough. Popularity becomes a natural
Though we love to hate a cat fight in a successor. Not a contorted and
‘reality show’ or the pretext of a manipulated after-product as in the case of
swayamvar, we go ahead and tune in the running ‘hit’ shows.
anyway. We all have our reasons. Laughs.
Jeers. Ah… witty commenting. Any which The responsibility to shun mediocrity lies
way, we do provide TRPs. We do make with the media and the audiences equally.
these show run and re-run. All the while The news channels, more like the
taking away the chance for a genuine script entertainment channels, are hell bent on
writer to pluck the courage and try screening tardy shows over and over at all
something refreshing. odd times. There is a call for a regulatory
body to supervise contents on channels
The idea of a ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S.’ or a supposed to be giving facts, news and
‘Seinfeld’ from an Indian network is almost updates. The repose being enjoyed by news

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makers, who are cashing in on the thirst for by the television industry is not really a
entertainment, needs to be detracted. How huge joke on us viewers?
else do people catch a break from the in-
your-face sorry reality of Indian television Sneha Das
and media? How else do people believe SE (Computer Engg.)
there is still hope in the media industry?
How else to digest that the millions earned

From the Anarchy Within


“Anarchy of Thoughts in the Void of Silence”

Anarchy of Opinions exists in the


I n the still sanctity, there exists no law to
govern the directions in which our mind
unfathomable depths of a Soul, and that
has to be accepted. True strength of will is
when you choose certain Free Thoughts
wishes to travel. We think and we think a that complement each other, link them and
lot… the physical consequences are but a bring them out to represent a single strain
slight wrinkle on the forehead, burning of your Individuality… and this through the
wrath inside, wild mirth or a gentle smile supposed Chaos, through the Anarchy of
playing on the lips. the Void.

The spiritual consequences? Inner turmoil This chain of Yours is what appears to the
since the thoughts proceed in no direction. world and only you know what it has taken
Or rather- don’t proceed at all. They are to achieve it. The better it gets, the more
stuck and we are stuck. And they flow loved you are. It is all about Your place in
through your head… some silent some the world, Your reactions to minor and
screaming… with nothing to hold them major ripples in the smooth fabric of
back… with nothing to make you Consciousness, Your relationships with
understand. Confusion is a word. every single life form and everything You.

To make it simpler- every thought has its A Wall or rather- ‘The Wall’ which
own mind and it follows it to the end. No represents what You are to the world. You
free thoughts are suppressed thanks to make graffiti on this ‘Wall of Your
‘anarchy’ and contradictions achieve a free Individuality’, you paste Issues related to
reign. absolutely anything just because you want
to let the World know of your stance on the
Anarchist Philosophy: There should be no same. And it is up to You in the end to
government to rule the people. If every implement everything You believe in. :)
individual acts sensibly, there is no need
for a government. That is the ideal state Through Anarchy, You rise up and build
and can be called as ‘Self-Rule’. Your own Wall. The Wall.

But for functioning of a State, some


thoughts HAVE to be suppressed to make Sushrut Munje
way for the Greater Good or rather- to TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
follow the path approved by the majority.

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The Night Before

I t’s a cold quiet night. He doesn’t want


dripping like wet paint dripping from a
wall. And as the words dribble, he feels the
words inching towards his memory only to
the conversation to end so he circles
around the neighborhood once more. He dangle from a while and finally fall to the
ambles home listening to the voice at the floor. Who knew words could thaw?
other end. The undoubted confident words
pierce his ears, their arrows puncture his He lies there on the sofa and lets his
heart; his throat is so dry that he cant thoughts run free. He thinks about his girl
really voice and vent the consuming poison and wishes that she was here. He would
that doesn’t kill but stifles and mutes. embrace her and forget about his misery.
His vacant body reaches home; not numb But alas!
but numbing and crumbling from inside.
The night is sleepless. The eerie silence
He slowly switches off his cell-phone. He carries the message of hopelessness;
wishes to drown in a pool of alcohol. All announcing that everything would not be
that is left of the vodka he fancies is an the same, come morning. What’s left to be
empty bottle. So he gulps down water done, but reluctantly not?
instead, cool water that soothes his The night won’t reply so his answer is
unnerving nerves. "Maybe…"
He hopes.
He resolves to plunge into the Xeroxed
notes. But the words on the page seem to The next morning, he is still hoping....
be melting; the ink seems to be melting,
www.sozzled-soul.blogspot.com

The Hangover
child freak brother-in-law 'Alan' go for an
L et me see if I can be more brief than
this sms I received:
ultimate boy's night out in Vegas. The
writers of this movie get it bang on
everything that you could possibly think off
for an ultimate night out experience at
" A complete guy flick. 4 Guys losing it at a Vegas and throw in a whole lot more.
bachelors night out in Vegas....completely Imagine the surprise on the face of Alan
drunk...drugged one of them marries a when he finds out that there s a TIGER in
stripper...they kidnap Mike Tyson's his bathroom the next day when he is about
Tigress.....Wake up finding out that one of to take a leak. The 3 protagonists Phill,
their friend is missing (the groom) and have Price and Alan are remarkably well written
no memory of their wild wild night." and portrayed with what I am sure is
amazing on-screen spontaneity.
No I do not think I can. Every once in a
while there comes a flick which is just a Make sure that you catch this flick or get
fun ride all the way through from the first the DVD the moment it is out.
scene to the end. THE Hangover is just that
and more!
www.romanticalchemist.blogspot.com
Three friends and the groom's weird man-

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We Shit Alone
hygiene, they tend to switch on the light
O f all the things we enjoy doing with
the bits of population we are fond of, there
(should be a CFL) if you forget to do so.
That ensures your job is done in a neat
way.
are some things which we really prefer to
do alone. Did you understand that they did not
Also, in some cases, we've got no choice. trample in and made it easier... but just
switched on the light, gave you the needed
Say- you ask your bud, "Hey mate, I feel my visual support and thus you had a
bowels loosening up. Wanna accompany me (hopefully) clean job done.
to the loo?" Be sure you won’t get But hey! You did the job.
"Awesome man! Let's go…" as a reply. You (always) Shit Alone.
So you see you've got no choice in such
cases. Now don't start bugging me by telling your
childhood stories. Yes, even my dad/mum
Apply it anywhere... when you are in a have helped me but then.. I was a child! I
shitty situation, you are alone. needed people to help me out of tight
And again- it just happens that you're alone situations!
and that's always the best way to deal with Now that I've grown up, I can get myself
the crap. out of constipating situations!
I (since long long back) Shit Alone.
Most of the crappy aka shitty aka pathetic
things in life can't be understood by your And the best thing is-
best mates. These are the elements which We always feel better after doing it. That
come in your inner sphere and it is best means letting go of ruddy elements (or
others can't invade that space... even rather- excreting excreta) makes us feel
though you're willing. better and we become a new individual!
Beyond a certain point, you're always alone
in the dark. So we learn that when we shit alone, with
It's like you keeping the door open and necessary help in form of CFL lights, we
others not understanding the point of always feel better than we used to.
coming in when you're in the middle of So it is best to understand why we shit
excreting excreta. alone and get done with it in a nice
You Shit Alone. manner.

Thanks for going through one of my most


Interesting thing is- others can decide nonsensical posts… which makes sense in a
whether to provide the light or not. most nonsensical manner.
In residences of normal people, the light But then- this is how I excrete the excreta
switches are somewhere near the door so in my Cranium.
that you don't find yourself stumbling over And that too alone.
the non-existent rats in the dark... :)
Anyways, if you have enough individuals
loving you with good intentions for your

www.sushrut-strumming-his-thoughts.blogspot.com

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My “Hare Raama Hare Krishna” Kurta
Thanks to our driver, we reached
V enue:
airport!
Bangalore…oops! Bengaluru
Puttaparthi in five hours instead of three!

Venue: Ashram in Puttaparthi


I loved the smell of Bangalore the second
that I arrived. It was half past four when we reached the
ashram. At the entrance from the look of
I, on one hand, was in my Nike sweatshirt, it, it seemed like there were more
favorite pair of track pants and Converse foreigners than you’d expect at an Indian
sneakers. Ruffled and messed up hair with ashram. There were people from all over
iPod plugged into my ears blaring loud the world belonging to all age groups. Now
music. I was having a hard time pulling the I am not a ritualistic person but certainly
mammoth-like luggage along! The one to have immense faith in God in all its forms.
be blamed for this is my mom. My mother, And for me that place is sacrosanct even
like all Indian mothers, likes to pack the though it was my first time there.
entire house for a trip :P Sacrosanct because it’s a faith that has
been passed on by my parents and you
Rupa, on the other hand, was smiling. never question parents, do you?
Dressed in her plain white chikan
‘Lakhnavi’ salwaar kameez with her hair And this is when I had, what I call, my
pulled back in a loose bun, rustic ‘Jaago-Re’ moment and wondered, “What
‘kolhapuri’ chappals adorning her feet, she makes these educated, urban men and
stood tall with a book clutched tightly in women from a different (essentially
one hand. western) part of the world come to the
SPIRITUAL HUB* called India and spend time
She was Czechoslovakian. I was Indian. in saris and singing songs for Baba?”
And she still had something that I didn’t!
I didn’t know the next two hours of my life
We hopped into our cabs and were on our will not only give me a clearer perspective
way to Puttaparthi, a sacred town which is but also open up my eyes to a different
a good 150-200 kms drive from Bangalore. India that we young something-teens, living
It is a place of worship and is believed to in an urban setup can never think of!
be the home to the notable religious leader
Shri Sathya Sai Baba. Rupa was sent by the The moment we stepped into the temple
ashram to help us around. we started hearing of excited cries from
devotees “Today, Baba is coming again.
Rupa, her father an Indian and mother Very rarely he makes an appearance twice
Czechoslovakian had lived 21 yrs of her life a day” For the first time in my life, I felt
in Czechoslovakia and came to India with lucky and stupid at the same time. I
the intention of discovering her roots. She thought of how we were destined to be late
worked in a bank in Bangalore for about a and that probably because Baba knew that
year. India fascinated her and so she we were coming that he decided to forgo
embarked on this journey to discover her his afternoon snooze and bless us by
spiritual self. That’s when she visited making an appearance. Silly I know! Stop
Puttaparthi and fell in love with the place. laughing!! :P :P
She has been serving the ashram for nearly
five years now! We were divided into two groups – men and
In case you are wondering, we are women - and made to sit in this HUGE
ultimately women and we can most gathering hall where Baba addresses
probably share our entire lives in a cab thousands of devotees. Baba arrived.
journey :P Everybody- silent. The effect that Baba’s
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in words. Rupa informs us that this is the
time of the day when Bhajans are sung in It was later that I discovered that the
the glory of God. Bhajans begin. And this European lady’s son had blood cancer.
was the mix of people surrounding me: Doctors gave up on him. Said he wouldn’t
live for more than a month. It’s been 10
My mom: sitting right in front of me. years now and he’s still surviving. There
Previously chatting with a young lady, were hundreds of such stories.
Harsha, recently married, educated till her
5th grade (I told you! Two women-few Such is power of faith, of conviction!
minutes-and you have entire life stories
being shared) she had come from Gujarat Rupa’s words: “It’s just the faith that
to serve at the ashram for a week! When brings thousands of these people here
Bhajans began, my mom went into a every day, every year! If it had not been
trance, closed her eyes probably praying to Baba, but someone else and their faith so
god to bless her children with some brains strong, they would have still come, in
and wisdom :P thousands!…I have seen more life here
To my right: was this gorgeous European than I would have seen in any city…Some of
40-something woman who had it all figured us are sadomasochistic; some of us thrive
out - yellow chiffon saree, bindi, gajra, on having our minds messed with. Be it
bangles, shlokas, bhajans et al. Midway, academics/career/family/friends/job/love
she suddenly erupted and started singing- /health, there is always something playing
“Shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva-shiva”- Ball with our hearts and minds and we
so loudly, with a twang, that it actually somehow feel justified in being the victim.
made me giggle! At least, I learnt to do away with that
Behind me: Japanese mother- daughter after coming here!”
duo. The mother knew perfect Hindi. She
told me (in perfect Hindi!!) that this was I couldn’t agree more. I mean I’m a city girl
their 6th time here. with city sensibilities and feel it’s nearly
To my left: Two Gujarati middle-aged impossible for me to give up everything I
women. They had lots of miraculous stories have and settle somewhere far. It requires
to share. courage- and lots of it at that!! And I guess
Me and Rupa, in the centre: The that is what she had and I didn’t -
atmosphere around me was so charged that COURAGE.
it was impossible to not let go and
surrender to my faith for those brief *Spiritual hub: I had heard of financial
minutes. During the routine, there were hub/industrial hub/commercial
women crying hysterically, with their head hub/agricultural hub…but Spiritual Hub was
bent touching the ground. Old women new and more so hilarious because it came
sitting on the porch looking tired - of the from Rupa!! Yeah that was how she would
day, of life! There was such a lot of pain sum up India in a word. 
and anguish in the air that it made me feel
trivial. Rupa gave me the ‘I know what it P.S: I saw a lot of firangs in this particular
feels like-I have been there’ look. kurta. And I thought it was cool and very
hippie like. I bought it before entering the
The routine ended. Everybody relaxed. Two ashram. Now that I look at it, I no more
women, out of thousands, fainted. think of it as cool/hippie like. The kurta,
It was time for Baba to go. Harsha turned which I know interestingly call my “Hare
to us and said, “Look look, now the chair Raama Hare Krishna Kurta” (!!) only
on which he is sitting will suddenly reminds me of how open-minded I was
disappear!” Rupa and I looked at each after the experience.
other, we knew nothing of the sort would
happen and gave each other a known smile. Jai Ho!!

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The Placebo Effect

major role in our wellness. Placebos have


W ell... this is one topic
particularly caught my interest, and lured
which
been found to cure major illnesses, like
pain, depression or even cancer. But due to
the fact that it is deceptive and equivalent
me into writing an article on it. I had heard to fooling someone, into believing that he
of this phenomenon before in one of the is consuming a substance which is
episodes of the ‘Big Bang Theory’ where pharmacologically active. This practice may
Raj, one of the main protagonists, who result in the doctor patient’s relationship
suffers from a condition of not being able going sour.
to communicate with women, unless he’s
drunk, consumes a bottle of what he thinks Well, since every coin has two sides to it,
is alcohol and starts flirting with a species and as Wikipedia puts it, an opposite effect
of the opposite sex. Later he realizes, also exists and is known as Nocebo or “I
thanks to Howard (his friend), that he had shall harm”. It is similar to the Placebo
actually consumed a non alcoholic effect, but in this case, instead of the
beverage and alcohol had had absolutely no patient recovering, he reports worsening of
hand in his communication. Hence, in conditions, after being administered inert
actual fact he'd just been a victim of what substances… This may be caused due to the
is called The Placebo Effect. patient having a negative attitude towards
the entire treatment he’s going through or
It refers to a phenomenon where a person might just be pure coincidence.
in reality consumes or is made to consume
a substance which he believes is a Whatever be the causes for this effect, it
medicine/drug which will help cure his sure has given people enough reason for
ailment. But the substance is actually not being curious to know more about it and
that, but an inert substance not containing that is why studies are on in this particular
any of the believed chemicals in it. Since field of science. Scientists are researching
the person is not aware of this fact, his on the causes and consequences of the
condition improves without even consuming Placebo effect, and are coming up with
the said chemicals… rather interesting details. One would
wonder how is it possible to benefit from a
A Placebo is a pharmacologically inert substance which does not even have the
substance that helps in producing a similar ability to cure you. But then, my dear
effect on the patient as would have been friends, such is the power of your mind!! :D
produced by a pharmacologically active
one. It is a Latin word and means- “I shall Saumya Pant
please”.
SE (Electronics Engg.)
It is a very fascinating phenomenon, and
reinstates the fact that our brain plays a

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Reincarnation

The Bhagawat Gita says:


Y eah, so, we have half an hour. An
article is expected out of us. If we fail the
Worn-out garments are shed by the body;
Worn-out bodies are shed by the dweller
deadline-the editor is gonna kill us…we’re within the body. New bodies are donned by
not sure we’d pay him back in kind. It all the dweller, like garments.
depends on what we ‘re-incarnate’ as :P
The idea that the soul (of any living being -
Yes, people, Re-incarnation. Believe in it or including animals, humans and plants)
not…you sure as hell can’t help being reincarnates is intricately linked to karma.
intrigued by it.

This is one concept which we have been Research indicates that a person's previous
exposed to since our very childhood. Be it (parallel) incarnations can apparently
Mahabharata (or if you were out of touch shape certain aspects of their emotional
with the ‘beliefs’... ‘Bollywood’ sure must dispositions as well as their physical body.
have introduced it to you. For example Burmese children who now
remember previous lifetimes as British or
Reincarnation-a highly interesting, though American air force pilots shot down over
dubious concept. Each life that the concept Burma during World War II. All of them
of re-incarnation allots you is meant for have fairer hair and complexions than their
you to learn new lessons. In one life, you darker coloured siblings.
could be a tiny ant, in the other you could
be a rich human with a luxurious life. The Some people still bear marks or scars from
old souls…the ones which have spent some other lifetimes. Some people have fears
time on earth are the wise ones, while the and phobias as results of past life
slightly immature ones would be the new experiences. It is as if the template of the
souls, who’ll learn their lessons over-time. modern body remembered the experiences
And when they are through with their of the former body and reformed a new
spiritual enlightenment, they attain body with the old problems and physical
‘moksha’ (salvation) where they become markings.
one with the universe.
Quite a sketchy picture, no? How about
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust"...our journey some incidents, which even science failed
is eternal as we are sucked into black-holes to explain:
of the cycle and blasted out the other side
to be re-incarnated into whatever our The one thing that got us both stunned was
atoms gather to create in the super system a news piece about a World War II pilot,
that is the universe. All of which is a who crashed to death, coming back to life.
matter of pure chance.
James was Fighter pilot Huston’s re-
A "good" life results in rebirth to a higher incarnation.
quality form, and a "bad" life results in
rebirth to a lower quality form. This
forward and backward progression is based The little James started recollecting stuff
on the Law of Karma, a central foundation from the tender age of 2 itself. James’
of Hinduism and other Eastern-based sceptic parents researched everything, and
philosophies. each of it hinted at the same thing- He was
the re-incarnated pilot. He remembered
everything, right down to the detail of the
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But how legitimate are the beliefs?! The most obvious objection to
reincarnation is that there is no evidence of
Numbers of people in the world are a physical process by which a personality
increasing. Endlessly. Every minute. So, a could survive death and travel to another
little basic math would render the very body. But then, the very existence of soul
basis of re-incarnation redundant. is ambiguous!

But, as believers contest, all life forms re- So, in the end, we’re back to square one!
incarnate. And we really aren’t keeping a Somewhat intrigued, somewhat sceptic!
record of reptile population (or for that
matter, any other species) and, with Shivani Deshpande
species going extinct, re-incarnation BE (Information Technology Engg.)
concept stands somewhat agreeable!
(Forest department needs to glorify us!
They can now blame extinction on re- Surabhi Srivastava
incarnation! Ha! :P) SE(Electronics and
Telecommunications Engg.)

3G
caused by multipath interference, which
T heory:
We all rely on the largest network in the
occur when the FM signal bounces off

world, the internet. buildings, mountains, airplanes, and even


Networking is the basis of making the world weather conditions. ……..signals adjacent
into a global village. Internet, mobile in time overlap each other due to the signal
phones, ATM, television, online banking has components arriving at different times.)
become an integral part of our life.
Today we can buy tickets, shop for clothes, 2G used digital radio signals. Digital Audio
call for food, get to know the farthest Broadcasting provides crystal clear sound
place on earth just on the click of a button Three primary benefits of 2G networks over
or by dialing some numbers. Internet has their predecessors were that phone
become more accessible and handy with conversations were digitally encrypted(to
the generation of new networking systems convert text into code), 2G systems were
provided to us by our cellular service significantly more efficient on the
providers. spectrum allowing for far greater mobile
phone penetration levels; and 2G
introduced data services for mobile,
Let us know some basic facts about the starting with SMS text messages..
data providing technologies (1G, 2G and
the recently introduced 3G) and their Digital voice data can be compressed much
working. more effectively into the same amount of
2G refers to the second generation wireless radio bandwidth.
telecommunication technology. While its
predecessor 1G made use of analog radio The digital systems were designed to emit
signals (FM/AM radio signals are analogue. less radio power from the handsets. This
transmissions are plagued by interference meant that cells could be smaller, so more
cells could be placed in the same amount
of space.

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Although 3G was successfully introduced to
TALKING ABOUT THE IN THING……. users across the world, some issues related
to it
3G cellular phones were first launched in
Japan in October 2001. “Raising the bar” Cost of 3G phones is high,
3G network can serve both 2G and 3G users
in the same frequency band.3G allows Lack of coverage in some areas,
greater data transfer speed. 3G network
achieved greater network capacity through
improved spectral efficiency. 3G has to High prices for 3G in some countries,
deliver packet-switched data at great
speeds. Demand for high speed services in a hand-
(Packet switching is a digital network held device,
communications method that groups all
transmitted data, irrespective of content, Battery life of 3G phones is less.
type, or structure into suitably-sized
blocks, called packets. The principal goals Conclusion:
of packet switching are to maximize 3G is an exciting new technology that is
utilization of available link capacity, being incorporated into mobile devices
minimize response times and increase the across the globe. Users are now able to
strength of communication). download data and do a variety of other
tasks they never imagined possible all via
3G networks enable network operators to their 3G cell phones.
offer us a wider range of advanced
services. It provides us with faster
connectivity with improved quality benefits
of video calling. With 3G technology it is
possible to access any site on the Internet Yash Verma
by using your phone as a modem for your Just another FE
computer. 3G networks have potential
transfer speeds of up to 3 Mbps(about 15
seconds to download a 3-minute MP3 song).
3G phones are like mini-laptops and can
accommodate broadband applications like
video conferencing, receiving streaming
video from the Web, sending and receiving
faxes and instantly downloading e-mail
messages with attachments.
A great deal of potential exists for new
applications in the future as 3G packet
based networks will allow users to be on
line all the time.

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Why Students make good Entrepreneurs?

To overcome this potentially troubling


reality, founders must to some degree
W ell, I am sure certainly that the
topic will definitely give you a sort of
exercise suspension of disbelief and
demonstrate a degree of optimism to take
that initial step. I think this is easier to do
liking, joy and optimism. We have found when you’re a student. You’re more
many of our classes and instructors to be equipped to be optimistic than if you were
discouraging. Hardly few of them ever a corporate drone trudging through life
thought of giving it an idea. A lot of with Dilbertian bosses and having the life
instructors are negative about our energy slowly drained out of you. Students
prospects and would make off-handed (in general) are happier people and more
remarks. For many public education capable of the optimism that is required to
students, the academic experience does get started. Clearly, there are exceptions
not bring out that much recognition, to this. I’m sure there are a few people in
leadership or business emphasis. Instructors corporate land that are not faking
are generally not very reinforcing or kind. satisfaction or happiness, and are generally
But this is what many industry professionals optimistic people. My hat’s off to them.
feel. They certainly feel that students, if The world needs people like you to help
properly guided in the right direction and make big companies functional so the rest
given the encouragement, they can surely of us can use your products and services.
come up with ideas that are really great
and fantastic. This can definitely be seen Trusted Peer Network: One of the great
from the festivals that students of various things about being a student is that you
colleges organize in every college. Not to have the opportunity to meet and work
mention the recent Intel Innovators Award with a lot of different people. If you do it
where few blokes wearing spectacles and right, you can get to know some of these
looking like geeks had actually coined up people pretty well by working on projects
ideas to change the world around them. with them and hanging out with them
And guess what, they were either students outside of class. This group of people can
or had just passed out. often make great co-conspirators and
It has been found out by various collaborators. On the other hand, if you’re
professionals, companies and surveys that stuck in a big corporate world, chances are
many startup founders had began their you’re interacting with a limited set of
company either they were students or people with very well defined activities
shortly after graduating. There may be many of whom you may not like anyways.
many factors lying beneath their success Why is this so? Simple, because in
for few of them, like parents already in corporate-land you often don’t get to pick
their field or anything, but most of them who you work with. When you’re a student,
had started from ground level. Not to to some degree, you get to pick who you
mention the history of the world’s greatest “hire” for your social and academic groups.
companies ever- Microsoft and Google, who One of the single largest contributors to
were started by their respective founders startup success is the ability for more than
when they studying and ultimately they one person (however exceptional) to come
even dropped out of their college. And I am together and collaborate.
sure that the list must be long. However,
here is the list of some points on which the Higher Risk Tolerance: Let’s face it, when
argument can be proved to be valid. you’re a student your opportunity cost is
likely lower than most other points in your
Starry-Eyed Optimism: Let’s face it; career (even if you’ve been in the
starting a company takes a fair amount of workforce for a little while and decided to
optimism. You have minimal resources, and go back and get that MBA). When you’re
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you, it doesn’t really cost all that much to somehow implements or expands on the
give things a try. Besides, who needs all idea.
that sleep anyways? Students often find it
easier to take the initial entrepreneurial
leap because the new startup idea isn’t One of the great things about startups (and
competing with a regular paycheck. It’s particularly software startups) is that it is
competing with classes and academic work. so easy to get started. Getting started is
Many academic programs (even the simply a matter of beginning to think about
excellent ones) don’t consume 100% of the a problem and solving it. All the legal stuff,
available energy of an entrepreneurially company formation and other details,
minded student. There’s time left over for though important, don’t have to get in the
starting companies. way (and are not that hard). One of the
biggest barriers to entrepreneurism is that
Abstract Thinking: In many academic initial leap of faith. And students seem
programs (and especially the better ones), reasonably capable of taking this leap on a
students spend a fair amount of time frequent basis. Although the theory is not
thinking about abstract concepts. This is confined to business alone, it applies to
particularly true in engineering, computer science as well. Newton, Einstein, Abel,
science or even a business program. Galois, the list of 20+ achievers is endless.
Learning about things like microeconomics, G H Hardy once famously remarked that
data structures or calculus is to learn about mathematics is a young man’s game.
abstract ways to think about complicated Apart from the above mentioned points,
things. You look for patterns and structures one of the underlying reasons can be that
and frameworks to explain the world. As it college years can be a real source for
turns out, this kind of thinking is very positive reinforcement and bonding. This is
useful when it comes to thinking necessary for any kind of success in life.
strategically (but objectively) about a You should always set out to surround
startup. Without this, it becomes too easy yourself by positive and supportive people.
to focus too much on tactics and execution And although in a few institutions like the
-- without sufficient thought to the larger IITs and IIMs in India, students have the
problem. Since students are exposed to a powerful networking opportunities with
fair amount of abstract thinking, it may faculty and guest lecturers. And that can
come a little easier to them to think about surely be invaluable. However, some feel
strategy, competition and how their that being a successful entrepreneur has
offering might (just might) change the nothing to do with being a student or not. A
world. student’s usual motive is to learn; an
entrepreneur’s motive is to earn (keeping
Applied Learning: As a student, you’re the morality aside for time being).
quite often “drinking from a fire hose” and Whatever one wants to do, he has to do it.
bringing all sorts of new information into It only matters whether you have the heart
your brain. Some of which “sticks” and to face the odds.
some of which doesn’t. Along the way, a To wrap it out, I can say that if you are a
few of these concepts may shake your student or recent graduate, this is a great
understanding of the world a bit and every time to think about starting a company.
now and then light-bulbs go off as you Keeping your minds open, look for patterns
begin to understand what all the fuss is in the problems that you are seeing, and
about. As a student, it’s often very, very try and find unique and compelling ways to
tempting to try and apply some of these solve the problems that people care about.
concepts that are new and exciting and do And as a famous quote goes like….
something with them. One of the easiest “Starting a company is really easy. It is its
ways to do this is to build a startup that survival and growth that’s hard.”
Sagar Agarwal
TE (Computer Engg.)
Source : www.onstartups.com

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Placement Scene
Could you tell us about the vision of RAIT
T he RAIT placement department has
been effectively functioning for the past 20
Training and placement cell (TPC)

We, at RAIT believe in nurturing and


years having placed thousands of aspiring grooming our students so as to develop the
candidates waiting to plunge into the roots and yet remain well grounded. We
corporate world. also intend to provide such an extensive
platform where the students can develop
It was initiated by Prof.R.J.Kulkarni, wings and fulfill their dream to rule the
Prof.N.S.T.Sai and many others from the new horizon. I personally think it is this
year 2002 onwards, Prof A.N.Nakra took paradoxical idea that has given us such
over the Training and Placement Cell in great stories of success, the stories of our
association with seniors. He continued till students making it big in the industry. I
the year 2007. For a brief while guess it is this vision that has blessed us of
Mrs.Sundarvalli was handling the affairs. having thousands of alums holding a very
high post in the corporate sector.
Prof. A.V.Vidhate heads the training and
placement department of RAIT. In his Do you think the situation will change
tenure as a Training and placement Officer now as compared to last year thanks to
since 2007, along with Prof. A.N.Nakra Recession?
hundreds of talented engineers have been
successfully placed through the Campus Probably yes. But then the growth won’t be
placement program. Here are a few tremendous. I think all the companies that
excerpts from the interview with will approach this year will have more
Prof.Vidhate. specific requirement and they will give
more stress on academic performance.
There is a chance that the academic cut-
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Sir, could you highlight the placement  Importance of Successful counseling
process? & mentoring for professionals.
 Motivational & moral Boosting
The process of placement is basically seven measure
phase Process. I will describe it for you in
brief.
PHASE G:

PHASE A:
 Mock/simulated exercises
 In Basket Training.
Parameters of competency/competency
segments.
After following these seven steps the
placement procedure is complete.
 Concept of total personality
development
Basically the placement situation is
 Bridging gaps between company
handled by the placement committee that
expectations and academic learning is elected in the sixth semester. It consists
of 4 to 5 candidates of every Department
PHASE B: who share responsibilities. The committee
consists of the following sections:
 Developing verbal and non-verbal
communication skills  Marketing team
 Developing self-esteem and  Resource management team
confidence building schemes  Technical team
 Event management team
PHASE C:  Database management team.

 Developing emotional intelligence Are there any pointers you would like to
and interpersonal skills give to RAIT students?
 Managerial and leadership skills.
The basic requirement of Placement is that
PHASE D: the student must have a academic
excellence. At RAIT the student body is a
 Development of positive attitude perfect blend of intelligent and average
 Development of meaningful students. Till last year it was minimum of
perceptions 58% and no live ATKTs’. However the
situation has changed now and it is
deciphered from the market survey that
PHASE E: the minimum percentage required will now
hike to 60%. That is first class is now
 Value additions for self and the necessary. However academics is not the
organizations. only thing that is important. A student’s
 Invent your own superlatives profile should be like a vibrant canvas
 Overcoming inferiority and painted with different colors. It should be a
superiority syndromes and hesitant perfect mix of academic and
approaches extracurricular activities.

PHASE F: The following are certain points I would


like every student to make note of...
 Tips for conducting well in-group
interacting sessions.

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 Try and give maximum importance than 35 IT industries there are campuses
to your academic performance. like GE, Reliance Energy, Packt Publishing,
Maintaining a first class from the Transasia Biomedical, Infosys, Zeus (e
first semester is quite important. learning sector), Emerson , L&T, Rallis
Companies coming for the campus India, ASB systems (marine accessories).
interview surely give maximum We also have public sector companies like
importance to academics. the Indian Navy coming in for campus
 Apart from that the basic placement.
fundamentals is of utmost
importance, it help clear ideas and What according to you should a student
will help you out in the corporate do to brace himself to become ready for
world where your in-depth placements?
knowledge of a subject help you a
lot. As you know, because of recession the
 Logic development is necessary. situation is not conducive for progress in
Students tend to learn the content placement yet .But yes a student can
of the subject without develop himself by opting for internships
understanding. But that does not and projects in the vacations, by
really help. Logical thinking must participating in programs like ‘Campus
be developed. Connect’, by doing an internationally
 Doing some certified courses in certified course like the Oracle program.
one’s selected field could help Student can obviously mail the TPC for
building an impressive profile help.
 Students should be a part in inter
as well as intra collegiate What is the importance of internship
activities. Such experiences help according to you?
the student in the longer run.
 One should try and be a part of
Well, internship does help one get practical
some social activity. It helps to
knowledge about the industry .Hence it is
develop overall personality of the
good if you can opt for it. After the third
student.
year we have provision for internship
 I stress upon a student taking an
training programs with organizations like
industrial training within his ONGC, BARC, BPCL, ShreeRam Chemicals
course. This scenario emphasizes and fertilizers etc…
the vital importance of a good
industrial placement as an integral
part of an engineering degree. That is a really great idea. I would like to
There is no doubt that students ask one last Question. Once a student is a
who do not undergo an industrial pass out and he wants to enquire about
placement are less likely to find job opportunities can he still approach
employment than those with the placement cell?
industrial experience.
Yes. This facility exists. A graduate from
Could you name a few companies that RAIT can always contact us with related
come for campus placement every year? queries by mailing us at
placements@rait.ac.in.
We have an interesting mix of Software
companies, MNC’s and core companies Dhanashri S
coming for campus interviews every year .I TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
would like to mention that in spite of more

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Off The Wall
called trendsetting because though
“L ife ain’t so bad at all if you live it
rebellious, it stays there forever where
people read it… and follow it… and it gains
a Cult Status. This kind of a wall can be a
Off the Wall”
A humble tribute to the Late King of Pop, single ‘Personality’ or even a ‘School of
Michael Jackson, who died a pretty early, Thought’.
ugly death… I’ll be frank, like many people Also-
around me; I paid heed to his music after It can also be something which just carries
he died. age-old graffiti of ignorant beliefs which
And I am not proud of the same. make no sense in today’s world! What do
He was and will always be a musical genius. we do in that case?
We do new graffiti on the old ones… we
Now let’s talk about the issues at hand. paste new issues on individual Walls… we
And also about the issue of The Wall you’re put up hoardings and huge posters… and
holding in your hand at the moment. It may that’s it. We all do similar stuff and stay
be lying on the table in front of you but satisfied.
that’s another story altogether. Thing is- Why not call it ‘Moderate’ satisfaction?
you’re reading what you’re reading right We say that The Wall is a silent entity.
now. We say it showcases what we throw at it.
‘The Wall’ hatched in 2001 and struggled We say that The Wall is built to protect
its way to where it lies right now. It We say The Wall is broken down to connect
improved itself and saw through its allotted We believe The Wall is awakened to Lead.
quota of successes and failures (Very
Important!). A time comes when fresh issues on The
Wall become a part of the mundane
Why the name? What does ‘Wall’ signify? routine. And then there lies an option of
What does ‘The-Wall’ signify? ‘Wall’ is open taking issues ‘Off the Wall’ and taking them
to individual perceptions… ‘The-Wall’ to the streets with like-minded people. A
makes that very ‘Wall’ something particular righteous revolt led by the right people
and personal. So we know we ain’t talking does the trick!
about ‘A-Wall’ but something our very own- The Wall stands for an individual and it
‘The-Wall’. stands for a single Inspiration. Walls with
It symbolizes a barrier which can be similar issues can blend into one. It is
created for protection; it can be of clearly up to the people who stand closest
ignorance, of unity or be just a feeling of to the wall to make revolutionary graffiti
depression. Berlin Wall, Wall of China, on this ONE wall thus symbolizing Unity.
Hadrian’s Wall and even the ‘wall’ Sir Something for the masses to read,
Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) built around understand and change. Change is good
himself as a Metaphor during one of his because the Graffiti does not just remain
most memorable concerts in history. Walls as a part of The Wall but is also ripped off
can be broken and many a times, they are it in form of execution. Individual minds
built to be broken. When we bridge the gap blend into one to do great deeds…
caused by religious divide or when we ask a individual walls can blend into one single
certain someone out on a date, it is like we monument of Truth.
are breaking a wall for a new beginning.
Time to forget the Walls we live in if they
A wall can be assumed as an immovable make no sense… Time to blend them and
finality… something which stands tall and Time to forge new ones…It is Time to take
goes through the trials of Time. Every all the right ideas off the Walls and
individual has his/her own wall which the implement them the right way.“Beat it!”
world sees. Graffiti on this Wall can be
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Ajab Team Ki Gazab Kahani
(Title by the Technical Team)

moment when she can’t take the


T he magazine is finally out and for
incompetence of the work around. A short
person with smooth and silky hair and scary
eyes… She voices her weird ideas at all
some it may be a collection of thoughts,
ideas, articles and probably even a collage times. No wonder she’s the Co Ed. Also,
of RAITian Spirit. But for some 15-20 uses the word “Ditch” a lot. She has done a
youngsters, it has been more than just lot of editing work, let’s say, major amount
Spirit. We’ve worked with whole hearted of work… fooling around and finishing
devotion to bringing out the college and its other’s lunches is like her hobby… a big fan
thoughts and opinions. Days and nights of of movies and sings to
brain storming, afternoons minus lunch, herself always (all the
long hours of editing, long arguments, lots time, quite good too!).
of hopping and jumping, missing lectures, And yes, did I mention
practicals, every bus and train, hunting for she is also the BT (Brain
funds and quality guaranteeing Printers… Twin) of Ms. Shibani
Phew! Sharma? (another
Finally, all of that is done. All this wouldn’t exuberant person, read to know more!) So
have happened if it wasn’t for our very own you can imagine the chaos that ensues …
Editor-In-Charge and his clever, crazy
battalion. And just for satiating your Then there’s the English Editorial Team.
curiosity, here’s an introduction to the Ms Aninya Ahluwalia, she is another crazy
crew of The Wall ‘09 Committee. The Wall character, with even scarier eyes. She
Masons, who brought out this year’s bosses us around. A LOT, like we are
splendid edition. pawned by her or
something. Another
Let’s start off with the Editor himself. perfectionist and very
Mr. Sushrut Munje… aaah yes! Heard that particular of every little
name before, haven’t you? Maybe only too detail. Ask me, I was the
often. Little need to model when she turned
write much about photographer. Must
him, he’s quite admit, she did a brilliant
famous. For those of job, second only to me. When she gets over
you who haven’t, Mr. excited and has a surge of crazy ideas
Munje is a very (trust me, she has too many), she shouts
particular person. He and claps so loudly my ears hurt. I guess
looks out for others must have surely felt a sonic boom
simplicity and minimalism. Perfection- he’s too. She dresses up uniquely, also is a
always striving for. Apart from drinking smart-talker and gets the work done in tip-
coffee, shouting, “Timaeeh!!”; going crazy top fashion (at-least wants to), short-
and penning down every thought, he is tempered and a quick learner (now she also
prone to changing his point of views rather does the technical work). Never listens to
sporadically. That’s when things get heated me, so we end up arguing all the time and
up (especially considering that he is very apparently now she is not happy with what
diplomatic). A Sagittarian, just like a I have written …
centaur, he runs everywhere like a horse Then we have
and shoots arrows in the air aiming for the Ms Dhanashri S, a chirpy girl with a sweet
stars. Always running, smiling and chirpy voice and a cute smile,
about every Damn Thing! (he is very who gets psyched very
optimistic) quickly-too quickly.
Suddenly here, suddenly
Then there is the Co Editor Ms. Sneha Das. there… and then no-
Now that’s another crazy personality. I where. Maybe her
think she exercises her super Co Ed powers imagination takes her
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skies where fairies fly and fresh water lilies
grow. (she is very imaginative) Then we have
THE Mr. Vijay Sharma. Super sarcastic,
Mr. Mayuresh Hedaoo super witty and super fast. A cool guy he is,
A guy with a smile plastered on his face. no doubt. Low waist jeans, squeaking
When he comes, when sneakers and music tuned
he goes and where he to his ears. He has a
goes is totally another unique way of speaking,
story. Suddenly pops up that the technical team
at the HQ, gives some has mastered. His
details of the sarcasm is as sharp as his
quotations (helped a tongue, it’s a big mystery
lot in getting details of in understanding,
sponsors and printers), constantly on the whether he is sarcastic or not. Helps a lot
phone and then suddenly vamooses. An in getting things done (running around and
ultra busy guy, he has his hands in many convincing the printers, so very often) and
pies…and look, he’s back again! He is a big voicing out opinions is never an issue for
fan of The Doors and a very funny guy, if he him, his constructive criticism is worth
starts laughing, he won’t stop for a very listening. A big fan of Nirvana and The
long time and his laughter is very Doors
contagious (you might catch it too) And he
is an ACTO (Assistant Chief Technical Then comes the Marathi editorial team,
Officer), IEEE-RAIT. Now if that is not cool, comprising of only two members.
what is?
Starting off with
Then there’s the rambling BT of the Co-Ed Ms. Chaitali Patil- A small little girl…don’t
Ms Shibani Sharma. Always talking about know much about her,
music, like All the Time. Another wacko me-self. Usually pops
person in the crew, and during important
the Co Ed ‘s partner in editorial work. But
crime. The duo always whenever she comes in,
keeps rambling about she gets the work done
music and ‘FEEL’, quickly and rushes out.
whatever that is. Time is a big issue for
Sarcastic and chirpy, this girl. Has a cute laugh and talks very
always giving a Colgate quickly and animatedly.
smile, a know-it-all Then we have
(totally! ask her any damn thing). Her
articles are too long, at least I think so. Ms. Triveni Keskar.
Expresses herself way too frankly! And A quiet girl (but usually is
makes me do the strangest things, she likes talking on the phone),
to be sarcastic, but my bad luck that I usually comes once in a
never got to get a FEEL of it, or did I? while to check up on
things for the Marathi
Moving on there’s section. According to
Ms. Surabhi Srivastava. what I think, she must have done a lot of
A quiet girl (major articles gathering and editing. Did u know
correction: she is the she is also very artistic?!
opposite of being quiet)
with an active mind. Most The Marathi editorial team really works
of the time, cribbing and hard. You will know what I mean, when you
over working herself. But will go through those pages
thanks to her laptop,
more than half the work was done on time. Then in the end, comes the Tech and
Imaginative and always penning down her Creative Team- the people who really
‘musings’, has worked really hard for the (*Editor coughs hard*) do the work and I am
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and Creative Team kicks-ass, no doubt! busy schedule of IEEE events, academics
Until we get bossed around, then it’s a big and French studies, to help us with the
lame drag. poster work), Saumya Pant (helped us with
Starting off with the tech savvy the laptops till late nights and wrote what
The Wall had asked her to write) and other
Mr. Pratyush Anand. In the initial working friends who have always been ready to lend
days, this maestro did a hand, a leg and even a paw or a laptop
the work as a consultant and a crazy mind.
but later this dude with
his wicked speed got Yes! Finally coming back to me, well to be
stuff running faster and honest, it is kind of hard to write about
better. He is full of PJs myself and my contribution to the
and pranks, a sporty guy magazine (especially when I have no idea
always ready to do something fun. He also how much I helped) but what I can do tell
hugs and kisses people (yes, when he’s you is that, over the past more than a
particularly psyched). Without him, the month or so, I had the greatest opportunity
creative team wouldn’t be what it is. He of being able to make acquaintances with
gets pissed off very quickly but that’s okay, so many interesting people. Maybe before I
he IS the man who got stuff started would call them strangers, batchmates,
(Godspeed!). He collected the information class-mates, colleagues or even team
on the printers and other essential members but truly now, I can call them my
technical details. A very hip and funky guy Friends… Because of them I have learnt a
in his very own way. Helpful always! lot and will continue to…. Thanks to them,
I have got to see a new me and so here’s to
Moving on, them, to leave a mark on each of our
Mr S P Prashant, the rookie who shook us Walls.
all by his superior skill
and calmness. I think he Editor’s Note: The guy has been humble.
is the only sane person in He aimed to finish the article with not a
the team. But I think- word about himself but every single thing
with his being with us, about the Team noted by his observant
even he might begin to self. Rahul Talekar (RST) has been a fun
have bouts of craziness. guy to work with and with his ideas getting
He is a good listener, the crazier each day- The Wall thanks him for
one who listens to all of the sweat he put in. Helped me
us and I mean ALL of us. Even though revolutionize the usage of Southpark
secretly in his head he doesn’t want to and quotes, helped Pratyush and Prashant with
gets frustrated. He has made The Wall the techie work, provided feedback on
poster. Yes! He has helped make it all every aspect of the magazine and drew the
happen. A quiet, cool, calm, creative and a MOST AWESOME caricatures of the entire
technical person who happens to have team. He loves random talks about
landed in a group, where he is constantly Horoscopes, Helix-Robot-Tracks (ISA),
bossed around and always bullied by Mr. Towelie (Southpark), Food, food, Chocolate
Pratyush and me. Also, he laughs at my Walks (from the Hospital Rock Café) and
jokes so yes, he has a good sense of humor. the dope levels. Very imaginative, very
creative, crazy and very wacky… That’s RST
And then there is ME. But before I write for you! :)
about myself, you should know about the
others who helped us out-
Azriel Samson (the curly haired hip guy, At the end I wonder, will I live through this
who helped us out with the printing stuff), yet again or would I just have to look back
Mansi Jain (the quiet girl who helped in and replay all over-again the magic of The
making some interesting articles), Anirudh Wall ’09 !?
Singh Chohan (the plump caucasian who
with his awesome bike took the Editor for Rahul Talekar
long Sponsor-Talk rides, across the city), TE (Instrumentation Engg.)
Ninad Jadhav (who took time off from his

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Answers to The Wall-Nuts!

Word Grid:
Answers-> Down: 1. Hello 2. Xerox 3.Submissions 4. Termwork 5. Abuse 6. Love 7.
Canteens 8. Placements 9.Tuitions 10. Brand 11. Bunk 12. Pendrives.
Across: 1. Flop 2. Proxy

Implicit Intentions:
ANSWERS: 1. I’ll be there for you, ‘cause you’re there for me too.(Remove all the words ‘clue’
from among the letters.) 2. Hangover 3. Don’t cry over spilt milk. 4. Tennis 5. CRYPTIC (take
all the words which sound like letters, and put those letters together.)

Term Trial:
Answers (1): Blue, Glue, glum, plum, plus, pius, pins, pink.
(2): Tears, Bears, Beats, Seats, Slats, Slits, Suits, Suite, Smite, Smile

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marazI kT\Ta saMpadkIya
samast RAIT marazI vaacak pirvaaralaa ‚ navyaa marazI kT\T\yaacaa
namaskar²

THE WALL cyaa marazI kT\T\yaavar AaplaM svaagat² drvaYaI-P`amaaNao


yaMdahI ha marazI kT\Ta Aaplyaa svaagatasaazI sajja Jaalaaya. pNa “d vaa^la”caa
marazI kT\Ta Aata yaotaoya‚
‘navyaa kivata‚navao laoK
navaI klpnaa‚ navaI Jaop’ Gao}na²
marazI AismatocaI maana ]McaavaNyaasaazI
maraza ittuka maoLivaNyaasaazI..
pUNa-t: navyaa $pat‚ rMgaat AaiNa vaoSaat Aalaolyaa hyaa kT\T\yaacao navao sva$p
tumhalaa na@kIca AavaDola.

ha kT\Ta GaDivaNyaasaazI EaI.ivajaya paTIla sar‚ EaI.dovaNao sar‚ EaI.SaoMDo


sar‚ EaI.naak`a sar yaaMcao sava-taoprI sahkaya- va P`aao%saahna imaLalao. ha kT\Ta
]BaarNyaasaazI AaiNa sajaivaNyaasaazI tumha imaHa¹maOiHaNaIMcaI KUp madt JaalaI.
maukoSa paTIla yaanao banaivalaolao mauKpRYz AaiNa ]maoSa vasa[-kr yaacao vyaMgaicaHa
yaaMnaI kT\T\yaacaI SaaoBaa AiQakca vaaZivalaI² Aata AapNaca ha kT\Ta AiQakaiQak
$Md k$na sajavaayacaa Aaho.[cCa Aaho‚ kovaL tumacyaa ]dMD
P`aitsaadacaI‚tumacyaa P`aomaacaI..

marazIvar AaiNa RAIT var AsaMca P`aoma vaaZt rahU Va. ha navyaanao
sajaivalaolaa kT\Ta saadr krtanaa Aamhalaa KUp AanaMd haot Aaho.kaya maga‚
yaotaya naa‚ kT\Tyaavar ifrayalaaÆ %yaacaI sajaavaT phayalaaÆ ina puZIla vaYaI-
punha navyaanao tao sajavaayalaaÆ

My marazI‚ maaya RAIT!

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klaapqakat Baa} kama krIt. Saovaadlaacyaa “puZarI paihjao”¸ “kuNaacaa kuNaalaa maoL naahI”¸ “ibanaibayaaMcaM
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va@ta dSasahsHaoYau data Bavait vaa na vaa ÈÈ
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kaya-kto-pNa saaoDlaM naahI. laaokcaLvaLItlyaa kaya-k%yaa-Mnaa ]%pnna imaLavaM mhNaUna ]BaarNyaat Aalaolyaa
saamaaijak kRt&ta inaQaIsaazI gaavaaogaava if$na %yaaMnaI lagnaacaI baoDI yaa naaTkacao P`ayaaoga kolao. vaoLaovaoLI
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janaAaMdaolanaatIla laGaupTacaM P`akaSana krayalaa to AavajaU-na hjar haoto.saamaaijak baaMiQalakIcaI %yaaMnaa jaaNaIva
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Aavaaja Aaja Aaplyaat naahIÂ trIhI puZcaa P`adIGa- kaL tao Aaplyaa kaLjaacaa zava saaoDNaar naahI..
–hisata gavaaNakr
SE (Computer Engg.)

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maavaLtIcaa ikrana jasaa ]gavatok Qaavata…

$par itcyaa BaaLlaa mana tsaaca itcyaa maagao Qaavata.

itnaa nausata baGalyaana trI hDo maaJyaa kaLjaat jaaovata

itcyaa­maaJyaa p`omaacaao vhaL Asaao fuTana vhavata.

AbaaolaIcaao gajarao itcaao hLUca maaka KuNaona saaMgata

itka baGalyaar¸maaor ksaao maaJyaa manaat qaušqauš naacataÑ

sapnaatsauQda itnaa maga yaovana maaka BaulavaUna jaavacaa

maaJaa kaya naI tumacaa kaya p`omaat pDlyaavar Asaaca vhaovacaaÑÑ

­AaiSaYa prba
TE (Electronics and Telecommunication Engg.)

iSalpkar dgaDatUna iSalp kaortao.%yaamaagao inaima-tIcaa AanaMd Asatao tsaa kaoNaItrI


yao}na to pahNaar Aaho va pahUna AanaMidt haoNaar Aaho AaiNa %yaa AanaMdat Aaplyaa
jaIvanaatlyaa sauKdu:KaMnaa saamaaoro jaaNaar Aaho ha AaSaavaad Asatao.

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maaJyaa ³A´ip`ya gaaoYTIMcaI yaadI
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saMbaMQa ‘Azra’vyaatca Aalaa.

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]rlaa naahI AaiNa AKor maaJyaa AayauYyaat DaoL\yaaMcyaa
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P`akarcao sallao ³na maagatahI´ Aaplyaalaa do} Saktao.

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Apa~a Aaho’ yaa vaa@yaavar maaJaahI ivaSvaasa basaola‚ evaZo spYT‚ KrmarIt AaiNa P`aKr vyaa#yaana maaJao DaoL\yaaMcao
Da^@Tr malaa doto Jaalao. %yaaMnaI maaJyaa DaoL\yaaMcyaa isqatIvar P`akaSa TakUna maaJyaa Dao@yaat P`akaSa paDNyaacaa
kolaolaa P`aya%na AKor safla Jaalaa. yaaogya inavaD na kolyaamauLo caaMgalaa na idsaNaara caYmaa gaLI pDNao‚ yaa
AalaIyaa BaaogaasaI maI saadr Jaalao AaiNa malaa ‘caYmaa’ ha navaa saaqaIdar imaLalaa²
­ iHavaoNaI kosakr
SE (Information Technology Engg.)

kadMbarI mhNaUna ]llaoK Asaavaa¸


%yaalaa sau$vaat hvaI PaNa SaovaT nasaavaa¸
P`a%yaok panaavar maO~aIcao Sabd Asaavaot¸
pNa %yaa SabdaMnaa pUNa--ivarama nasaavaa²²

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vaodnaa maoGa saavaLo
dUr maavaLo
maI dgaD TakNaM baMd kolaMya kMzat fulaaMcyaa AaoLI
pNa trMga ]zayacao qaaMbalao naaihet
maI kolaMya baaolaNaM baMd pNa saavalyaaMcyaa AaDaoSaalaa
Sabd saucaayacao qaaMbalao naaihet najar caaortao caMd` kaortao
kaoNa tuJyaa kpaLIÆ
Jaaop laagat naaihca raHaBar
pNa trIhI svaPna idsat Aahot Ana\ ]nhat QaUL vaahta
imaTlyaa jarI papNyaa trI sahja Acaanak tulaa pahta
AEaU gaLayacao qaaMbalao naaihet GauMgaUr tuTtao DaoLI…

Avya@ta AsalaI trIhI maukoSa paTIla


BE (Electronics and
Baavanaa xaNaBarhI mart naahIe Telecommunication Engg.)
jaKma yaotoya Ba$na hLUhLU
pNa vaodnaa vhayacyaa qaaMbalyaa naaihet..
p`a.raKI mauLo
(Department of Computer Engg.)

102
Jak maarlaI AaiNa…
9.30 to 5.30 raoja raoja taoca taoca idvasa toca toca lecture,
KT laagalyaavar Ajauna eka subjectcaI tyaat pDto Bar.
kuzUna bauQdI saucalaI AaiNa dhavaI Paasa Jaalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Paaoranao Kup iSakavaM, [MijanaIAr vhavaM
Aaš vaiDlaaMcaI haotI hI ekcaM AaSaa,
nakao tI lafDI AMgaaSaI
mhNauna paorgaa maartaoya maaSaa.
ka^laojamaQyao AsaunahI ka^laojasaazI JaTlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
dusa­yaaMkDo pahtanaa jaIva AgadI tuTtao,
imaHaalaa trI ksaM saaMgau?
tao pNa yaaca ivaSvaat tr jagatao.
AsaM vaaTtyaM sagaLM jaga AaplyaakDo baGatyaM,
nausatM baGatcaM naahI tr ifidifid hsatyaM.
AarSyaasamaaor ]Baa rahUna svat:var hsalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Circuit maQyao component,kI componentcaM circuit,
Practical naahI kolaM tr sau$ haoto ikTikT.
Resistor AaiNa capacitorcaa duSmana maI Jaalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
9-9,10 -10 assignments maI ilahItao,
ekanao jar daona idlyaa tr dusara tIna dotao.
iSaxakaMMmaQyao assignments doNyaacaI sau$ haoto AaoZataNa,
ek idvasa ilaihta ilaihta jaatIla maaJao p`aNa.
Experiment krta krta maIcaM ek experiment banalaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Viva Gaotanaa iSaxak vaaTtao malaa yamadUt,
baajaUlaa basalaolyaa externalmaQyao idsatao malaa ica~agauPt,
p`Sna ivacaartanaa to krt naahIt care
]%tr naahI idlaM kI mhNatatM “come next year”.
%yaaca externallaa maI zssana dot raihlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Lecture maQyao basalyaavar Vayacao ekmaokaMnaa miss call,
KroKuro naahI PaNa Takayalaa imaLtat kagadI baa^la,

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GarcyaaPaoxaa maI lecture maQyao jaast Jaaoptao,
vaYa-Barat vahIcaM ekcaM pana ilaihtao,
toca toca chapters vaacaUna maI tr purta maolaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
Result baGatanaa yaoto Kup Kup majaa,
exam mhNajao Aata vaaTU laagalaI Aaho sajaa,
resultcaa maaJyaavar kQaIca effect naahI pDlaa,
karNa manaasaarKa result kQaIca naahI laagalaa.
dusa-yaaMcao f> caohro baGat raihlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
hrvalao maaJao baalapNa yaa [MijanaIArIMgacyaa naadat,
sagaL\yaaMnaI imaLuna malaa kolao purto barbaad.
Admission GaoNaa-yaa maulaamaQyao malaa maaJaa BaUtkaL idsatao,
yaa narkat yao} nakaosa ha sallaa maI %yaalaa dotao.
svat:maQyao svat:caM Aist<va SaaoQat raihlaao,
Jak maarlaI AaiNa maI [MijanaIArIMgalaa Aalaao.
-
- maMdar maaLvadkr
TE (Electronics and TeleCommunication
Engg.)

qaaoDISaI gaMmat!
saasaurvaaDI maaJaa doSa Aaho.
saasaU–saasaro saKosaaoyaro maaJao baaMQava Aahot.
maaJyaa baayakaovar maaJao P`aoma Aaho.
itcyaa Aa[-–vaDlaaMcyaa GaratIla ivaivaQatonao naTlaolyaa vastUMvar maaJaa DaoLa Aaho.
itcyaa baapacaa Garjaava[- banaNyaacaI paHata maaJyaa AMgaI yaavaI¸ mhNaUna maI sadOva P`aya%na krIna.
maI maaJao saasaU–saasaro yaaMcaa maana zovaIna AaiNa P`a%yaokaSaI svaaqaa-nao vaagaIna.
maaJao saasaU–saasaro lavakrca kaSaIyaaHaolaa jaatIla¸ ASaI maI P`ait&a krIt Aaho.
maaJaI baayakao va maovhNyaa yaatca maaJao saaO#ya saamaavalao Aaho.

104
t$Na marazI saMgaItP`aomaIMcaM EaQdasqaana

banalaolaa¸ navanavaIna ka^mpaosaISansasaiht


zovaNaItlyaa kivataMnaa AiQakca bahardar
banavaNaara¸ Aaplyaa P`aaMjaL pNa ivanaaodI
ka^maoMTsa\maQaUna savaa-McaI manao ijaMkUna GaoNaara
Aaplaa AavaDta saMgaItkar¸ mhNajaoca EaI.salaIla
kulakNaI-- yaaMnaaI ‘d vaa^la’ cyaa maaQyamaatUna
Aaplyaa P`aitinaQaISaI maarlaolyaa gaPpa :

d vaa^la : Da^@TrkItUna saMgaItakDo vaLNyaacaa inaNa-ya ksaa GaotlaatÆtao Gaotanaa¸


GarcyaaMkDUna sapaoT- imaLalaa kaÆ
salaIla : maI 3 vaYaa-Mcaa AsalyaapasaUna gaaNyaacaa AaiNa saMgaItacaa Qyaasa haotaca.pNa
Da^@TrIsauQda AavaDto¸ mhNaUna tIsauQda manaapasaUna kolaI.daonhIcyaa iSaxaNaat kuzohI
tDjaaoD kolaI naahI.GarcyaaMkDUna sapaoT- navhta tsaa¸ pNa ivaraoQahI kQaIca Jaalaa
naahI.
d vaa^la : saMidp Kro AaiNa tumacaI maOHaI kSaI JaalaIÆ ‘AayauYyaavar baaolau kahI’caI
saMklpnaa kSaI sfurlaIÆ
salaIla : kamaacyaa inaima%tanao jaSaI Anaok maaNasaM BaoTtat¸ tSaIca AamacaI AaoLK JaalaI
AaiNa ekHa kama kravaM¸ ASaI [cCa inamaa-Na JaalaI¸ mhNaUna ‘AayauYyaavar..’caI P`aorNaa
imaLalaI.
d vaa^la : tumacaM AavaDtM gaaNaMÆAavaDto gaayak¹gaaiyakaÆ
salaIla : [tr saMgaItkaraMcaM mhTlaM tr ‘maaJao jagaNao haoto gaaNao’ AaiNa maaJaM svat:caM
mhNajao¸ ‘AataSaa Asao ho..’

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lata maMgaoSakr AavaDtat ho vaogaLM saaMgaayacaI garjaca naahI¸%yaaMnaa tr maI saMgaItatlaa
dovaca maanatao.Aatacyaa gaayakaMmaQalao malaa SaMkr mahadovana\ AaiNa hrIhrna\ KUp
AavaDtat.gaaiyakaMmaQyao sauinaQaI¸ Eaoyaa yaaMcyaabaraobarhI kama krayalaa AavaDola.
d vaa^la : ‘saa ro ga ma p’ caM navaM SaoD\yaula krtanaa ksaM vaaTtMyaÆ
salaIla : KUp Cana AnauBava Aaho² ]%tma gaayakaMbaraobar knao@T haota yaotM¸
myauiJakbad\dla baaolaayalaa imaLtM¸ Aaplyaa qaa^Tsa\ maaMDayalaa imaLtat¸ prIxaNaacyaa
AnauBavahI AavaDtao.

d vaa^la : tumacaI ]dahrNaM AaiNa ivanaaodI ka^maoMTsa\ P`aisaQd Aahot saa ro ga ma p


maQalao² to ksao kaya saucatat²
salaIla : KrM tr maI kahIca zrvaUna jaat naahI. maI pUNa-pNao bla^Mk Asatao AaiNa
f@t gaaNyaakDo pUNa- laxa dotao ÂmhNaUnaca kdaicat saucat Asaavaot. tsaM vaacana pNa
bay`aapOkI Aaho AaiNa mau#ya mhNajao sToja var baaolaayacaa AnauBava AaiNa AavaD¸ daonhI
Aaho¸%yaamauLo saucatM.
d vaa^la : tumacaa AavaDta CMd kaoNataÆ AavaDtM pustk AaiNa AavaDto kvaIÆ
salaIla : CMd mhNajao¸ KrM saaMgaayacaM tr¸malaa maaNasaM jamavaUna sagaL\yaaMSaI gaPpa
maarNyaacaI¸ gadI-SaI saUr jauLvaNyaacaI KUp AavaD Aaho.AavaDtM pustk… ‘inaSaaNaI Davaa
AMgaza’.AavaDto kvaI¸jaunyaaMmaQyao baa.Ba.baaorkr¸kusaumaaga`ja¸AartI P`aBaU
AavaDtat.navyaaMmaQyao saMidp¸ikSaaor¸vaOV Cana ilaihtat.
d vaa^la : saMgaIt xaoHaatlao tumacao AadSa- kaoNaÆ
salaIla : Asaa ‘ek’ AadSa- saaMgata yaoNaar naahI.AadSa- Anaok Aahot. malaa sauQaIr
fDkoMcaI isaMiPlaisaTI AavaDto.(dyanaaqaaMcaa saMgaItacaa AByaasa Kaola Aaho. AiBaYaokI¸
KLo kaka AaiNa SaMkr mahadovana\ yaaMcyaahI ka^mpaoisaSana maQyao vaOivaQya AaiNa naavaInya
Aaho. P`a%yaokakDUnaca kahI naa kahI GaoNyaasaarKM Aaho.
d vaa^la : tumacyaa Fyaucar Pla^nsa bad\dla Aamha risakaMnaa saaMgaa naa..

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salaIla : navao Albamasa\ krNyaacaa ivacaar Aaho yaMda¸ 1 marazI¸ 1 ihMdI. ‘(dyaamaQalao
gaaNao’laa risakaMcaa ]%tma P`aitsaad AaiNa AiBaP`aaya imaLtaoya. ‘saMQaIP`akaSa’caohI kaya-k`ma
yaapuZohI krNaarca Aaho.
d vaa^la : Aatacyaa navaIna saMgaItkaraMnaa tumhI kaya saMdoSa ValaÆ
salaIla : maI evaZMca saaMgaona kI¸ klaakar mhNaUna P`aamaaiNak rha.Aaplyaa kamaavar
EaQda zovaa. 10 EaImaMt¸ sauMdr gaaoYTIMpoxaa manaapasaUna banavalaolaI ek saaQaI gaaoYT malaa
mah%vaacaI vaaTto.sajaavaTIpoxaa ikMvaa iktI pOsaa Kca- krtaoya yaapoxaa AaplaM kama iktI
KrM¸ iktI jaonyau[na Aaho¸ yaalaa mah%va Va.
Aaplaa AmaUlya vaoL idlyaabad\dla salaIla yaaMcao AaBaar² AaiNa %yaaMcyaa
]%trao%tr yaSasvaI gaItP`avaasaasaazI ‘d vaa^la’ kDUna SauBaocCa²
SabdaMkna : iHavaoNaI kosakr
SE (Information Technology Engg.)

AayauYyaat Anaok AaQaar sauTtat AaiNa navao saapDtat.pNa


Dao@yaalaa CLNaa¹yaa p`SnaaMcao AaoJao jyaacyaapuZo nao}na inaQaa-
stpNao zovaavao Asaa sahnaSaIla gau$ far @vaicat BaoTtao.

107
baaMQavaaMnaI
Aa%myaatUna
kuMpNao svat:ca paDlao baaMQavaaMnaI
mauDdo maanavatocao gaaDlao baaMQavaaMnaI

itraiht Aalao gaajavaUna gaolao Aa%myaatUna


la@tro svakIyaaMcao taoDlao baaMQavaaMnaI
gaLta fUla
AapNaasamaaor Jaukola taoca Aaplaa
na JaukNaay`aacao kNao maaoDlao baaMQavaaMnaI pDavaI BaUla

kaorD\yaa gaaHaI…
Kupsalaa pazIt saura Aaplaa
Aapulaoca r@t saaMDlao baaMQavaaMnaI dIzIsa naahI Baana

CL¸ kpT¸ AnaItI; JaalaI inakamaI


]saNao dana
taTat ivaYa maaJyaa vaaZlao baaMQavaaMnaI
maaiJayaa naoHaI…
kolaot vaar baoCUT jyaa paapaI hataMnaI
itrDIsa toca KaMdo laavalao baaMQavaaMnaI
­ maukoSa paTIla
BE (Electronics and Telecommunication
daoYa Vavaa kuNaa ivacaaravaa jaabaÆ Engg.)
paayaaSaI ramaSaasHaI¸ baaMiQalao baaMQavaaMnaI

ivasarlaat [t@yaat tumhI baaMQavaaMnaao


tumhasaazIca AayauYya¸ vaaihlao baaMQavaaMnaI

­ Amaaola baaivaskr
TE (Electronics Engg.)

108
maaJaM Gar¸ jaunaM haotanaa..

AjaUna iSaFTIMgalaa AvakaSa Aaho.


itqalaM fina-car tyaar JaalaM¸ kI saamaanaacaI baaMQaabaaMQa sau\$ hao[-la.
kpDo¸ pustkM¸ JaaDM¸ BaaMDI
sagaLM itqao hlavaUna GyaayacaM Aaho.
saamaana hlavatanaa jaimanaIvar pDlaolyaa KuNaa maaHa tSaaca zovaavyaa laagaNaar AahotÂ
maaJyaa vaoD\yaa manaacyaa eka kaopy`aat¸ maaJaM jaunaM Gar Aaho..

rMgapMcamaI KoLtanaa ]QaLlaolyaa rMgaaMcao kNa gaccaItlyaa AakaSaat AjaunahI Aahot.


idvaaLIlaa saarvalaolaa gao$ AjaUnahI kDokDonao saacaUna basalaaya.
Aa%ta JaaopaL\yaava$na ]ztanaa¸ AjaUna qaaoDa vaoL SaaMt basaUna rhavaMsaM vaaTtMya..

JaaDaMnaa GaatlaolaM paNaI¸ maatI vaahUna naotM saaobat..


tI maatI jamaa haoto¸ itqao gaccaIt mauMgyaaMnaI vaa$L kolaMya.
mauMgyaaMcaI ]%saahat baaMQaabaaMQa sau$ Aaho.
%yaaMcaM vaa$L maaHa ekTM pDNaar¸ yaacaMca malaa du:K AahoÂ
maaJyaa vaoD\yaa manaacyaa eka kaopy`aat¸ maaJaM jaunaM Gar Aaho..

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dovapUjaa krtanaa caukuna kqaItrI iBaMtIlaa laagalaolaM hLd¹kuMku Aa[-laa idsatMya.
yaa Garat kolaolyaa P`a%yaok hLdI¹kuMkvaacaI tyaarIcaI AazvaNa jaNaU k$na dotMya..
baahorcyaa KaolaIt eka iBaMtIvarcao paopDo pDUna¹pDUna A#Ka jagaacaa nakaSaa ]maTlaaya.
baabaaMnaa Anaok kivata¸ laoK ilahItanaa yaaca KaolaInao paihlaM Aaho.
ilaihlaolaI panaM javaL zovaNaar AamhI¸ pNa saaMDlaolaI Saa[- DaoLo SaaoQat AahotÂ
maaJyaa vaoD\yaa manaacyaa eka kaopy`aat¸ maaJaM jaunaM Gar Aaho..

navaM Gar¸ navyaa jaaomaanaM¸ navyaa P`aomaanaM ]BaM k$.


tohI yaa Gara[tkMca AavaDola¸ yaacaI malaa KaHaI Aaho.
jaunaM Gar idsalaM AQaUna¹maQaUna¸ kI pavalaM na@kI itkDo vaLtIla.
caar xaNa GarakDo pahtaca¸ Garacyaa sahvaasaatIla AazvaNaI jaagyaa haotIla.
%yaaMnaa SaaMt krNyaasaazI DaoL\yaaMtIla AEaU puZo sarsaavaNaar Aahot.
Ekca KrM¸ jarI maaJaM navaM Gar¸ yaa Gara[tkMca ‘maaJaM’ AsalaM¸ trI
jaunyaa Garacyaa eka kaopy`aat¸ maaJaM vaoDM mana Aaho…

-iHavaoNaI kosakr
SE (Information Technology Engg.)

110
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…ksturIp`maaNÜ duima-L AsaNaarI‚
malaa tu Ana\ tulaa maI‚inarMtr saÜbat rahNaarI²²²
KUp KoLNarI¸KoLvaNaarI¸
hsata­hsataca duÁKalaa AaplasaM krNaarIѲÑ
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
ekmÜkIMsaazI sadooOva t<pr AsaNaarI‚
saarM Sharing-Caring yaatUna fulat jaaNaarI²²²
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
dÜGaIMcyaa AayauYyaacaa AivaBaajya GaTk AsaNaarI‚
maayaa¸AapulakI¸samajadarpNaa yaaMvar idvasÜMidvasa bahrNaarI²²²
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
AayauYyaacyaa vaaTovar ekmÜkIMnaa maaga- daKvaNaarI¸
iktIhI saMkTo AalaI trI ekHa rahUna %yaaMcyaasaazI laZayalaa sajja AsaNaarI²²²
tuJaI maaJaI maO~aI…
taÉNyaacyaa baagaot svaPna pahNaarI pNa‚
vaastvaacaM Baana zovaUna ijaMkNyaasaazI laZNaarI‚
AaiNa laZta­laZtaca AijaM@ya rahNaarI‚
Aaho AaplaI maO~aI²²²²²²²²²
¹caOtalaI paTIla
TE (Computer Engg.)

111
ek “ku³maaf kra´mau”laaKt

namaskar maMDLI² ‘d vaa^la’nao AaplaM manaaorMjana krNyaasaazI AjaUna ek maulaaKt GaotlaI. yaa maulaaKtItIla
GaTnaa va paHao Aaplyaa klpnaoP`amaaNao AapNaca zrvaavaIt² yaacaa vaastivak jaIvanaaSaI saMbaMQa AaZLU Saktao²
trIhI saaQamya- AaZLlyaasa tao inavvaL yaaogaayaaoga samajaU nayao² tr maga Gyaa rIsk AaiNa caavaa³saa^rI´ vaacaa²
paHa pircaya :
saUHasaMcaalak : ‘caha ivanaa marNa’ foma¸ marNa jaaokr.
pahuNao klaakar : iglasaorIna¸ daiganao¸ maaoz\yaa iTklyaa¸ [%yaadI kMpnyaaMcyaa ]%kYaa-sa karNaIBaUt zrlaolaI¸
‘ko’kmaova¸ “ik%yaokda kpUr”²
qaoT BaoT :
ma jaao : ksaM vaaTtMya ik%yaokda¸ vaa^la saazI maulaaKt VayalaaÆ
ik k : ka^la maI “ik k” naa^T ik%yaokda² Dbala ‘k’ lakI fa^r maI²
‘ka^la’ saazI maulaaKt Vayalaa malaa KUp AanaMd haotaoya.
ma jaao : AgaM to ka^la naahI vaa^la Aaho.
ik k : Asaudo ro..naahItrI Aaplyaalaa ekHa vaoL Gaalavaayalaa kuzo imaLtao..
ma jaao : AhM¸ AhM..³Gasaa Kakrtao.´ tuJaI 5 vaYa- caavalaolaI¸ I mean, caalalaolaI maailaka nauktIca
³ekdacaI´ saMplaI.tovha ksaM vaaTtMyaÆ
ik k : du:K tr Aahoca ro..pNa maI Aata ek navaIna knsaoPT Gao}na yaoNaar Aaho.saasaU¹saUnaaMcaa irA^ilaTI
Saao² ‘kuNaItrI kuNaacaMtrI kahItrI laagatM’²
ma jaao : ha Saao Aaho² barM ¸barM² tUu KUp EaQdaLU AsalyaacaM kLtM..
ik k : hao¸ maaJaI ‘baalaajaI’ var KUp EaQda Aaho²
ma jaao : tuJyaa lagnaacaM kaya gaMÆ
ik k : tU tyaar Aahosa..Æ
ma jaao : ³ dcaktao²´kayaÆ
ik k : Aro¸mhNajao maaJyaasaazI maulaM SaaoQaayalaa²
ma jaao : hao na@kIca² malaa maulaM SaaoQaayalaa KUp AavaDola² mhNajao..tuJyaasaazI..on that note,AapNa ik
k laa ikk maa$na¸ mhNajao¸ cahacaa kIT do}na inaraop doNaar Aahaot² AapNa Aamhalaa sahna kolaMt yaabad\dla
Qanyavaad²
¹varda Baagavat
TE (Computer Engg.)

112
maaya
vaoD\yaa manaa
[-valaISaI hI icamaNa­paaKro
Aa[-cyaa ]drasa ibalagalaI¸ vaoD\yaa manaa ka ro hsaSaI¸
kLo na %yaaMnaa naatIgaaotI vaoD laavaUnaI tU majasaI
mhNao ekTI maaya hI BalaI. vaavarto maI yaa jagatI¸
ek raiQaka QauMd jaSaI.
vana­vana BaTkUnaI itnao ]paSaI
jamavaUnaI AaNalaI caNao­kabaUlaI¸ saaMga tulaa maI saaMgaU kSaI
prtUinayaa Aaplyaa GarTI tI kaoNa jaagavaI raoj inaSaI
laokraMsaI %yaa Ka} GaatlaI. vyaakULlaoho tna­mana maaJao¸
ek haovayaa tyaaSaI.
idvasaaMmaagaUnaI idvasa ]laTlao¸
paKraMnaI %yaa pMK psarlao¸ maMd JauLuk hI vaay`aacaI
mhNat haotI jaI maaya hI BalaI krI gaudgaulyaa dohaSaI¸
itca itlaa saaoDUnaI gaolaI. saaMga k$ tulanaa %yaacaI
gaaoD tuJyaa %yaa spSaa-SaIÆ
icamaNaI tI ekakI pDlaI¸
AQaI- sarlaI¸ AQaI- ]rlaI¸ AEaUQaar hI nayanaaMcaI
AazvaNaIMnaI %yaa ipllaaMcyaa iP`at maagato tujapaSaI¸
tLmaLlaI tI vyaakuL JaalaI. saaMKga kQaI va$naI naoSaI
tU majalaa tuJayaa doSaIÆ
paKraMnaI %yaa ivaSva paihlaa¸
dah jagaacaa Asa*ya Jaalaa¸
AKor ipllao GarI prtlaI¸ ­P`aa.rajaEaI
pNa Aa[-nao jaIva Taklaa.. (Department of Computer Engg.)

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“gaNaptI baaPpa maaoryaa”mhNat gaNaptI baaPpalaa inaraop dotaca maharaYT/ ivaQaanasaBaa inavaDNaukIcao
vaoQa savaa-Mnaa laagalao Aahot. sava- puZarI dova KucaI-cyaa va sa<aocyaa laalasaopaoTI kaya kaya krtat
ho %yaaMsaazI mhTlaolyaa AartItUnaca vya@t haot Aaho….

puZa­yaacaI AartI
yaugao A{avaIsa inavaDNaukIlaa ]Baa ¸KucaI-saazI Gaoš jaagaaojaagaI saBaa
matdaraMcyaa BaoTI puZarI Aaloa gaa ¸carNaI maa)aa zovaI mhNao ]QdrI jagaa
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa ¸KucaI-cyaa vallaBaa¸sa<aocyaa vallaBaa¸caavao jaIvalagaa ÈÈ
KadI sadra gaLa Gaoš kr jaaoDUnaI gaazI ¸ gaaMQaI TaopI maaqaI Ana\ gaMQa lallaaTI
gauMD smagalar ina%ya yaotI BaoTI ¸paolaIsa baa^DIgaaD- puZo ]Bao rahtI
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 1 ÈÈ
Qanya %yaaMcao kaya- ]GaDUnaI svat:cyaa SaaLa¸ DaonaoSana Gao]na iSakvaI EaImaMtaMcyaa baaLa
gaaor­gairbaaMcyaa hatI dovaUna ivaLa¸ mhNao tumhI Saotat Gaamaca gaaLa
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 2 ÈÈ
AaovaaLunaI Aar%yaa AaiNa basavaunaI gaNaptI ¸%yaaMcyaa saaxaInao ho Ba`YTacaar kirtI
kSaI imaLola hao %yaaMnaa mau@tI¸%yaaMcaI Asao f@t pOSaavarca Ba@tI
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 3 ÈÈ
laaoksaBaa ivaQaanasaBaa jaovha inavaDNauka yaotI¸]maodvaar maMDLI Aaplya darI yaotI
Zaola taSao vaajavauna p`caar kirtI¸pOSaacaa maihmaa ¸AaSvaasanaaMcaa maihmaa vaNaa-vaa iktI
jaya dova jaya dova jaya puZarI dovaa… ÈÈ 4 ÈÈ

­ p`a.]dya kaiSad
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maharaYT/ AaiNa saMtsaaih%ya
maharaYT/alaa jyaa bahuivaQa prMpra laaBalyaa Aahot %yaat saMtprMPara samaRQd Aaho.”&anadovoa ricalaa
payaa È tuka Jaalaasao kLsa ÈÈ” Asao maharaYT/atIla saMtprMParocao vaNa-na koloa jaato.saMnyaaSaacaI paorM
mhNaUna %yaa kaLcyaa kma-z samaajaanao vaaLIt Taklaolyaa &anaoSvar maharaja AaiNa %yaaMcyaa
inavaR%tI ¸saoapana ¸mau@ataš yaa BaavaMDaMnaI PairisqatISaI JagaDUna &anaacaI tpsyaa kolaI.vayaacyaa
AvaGyaa 16vyaa vaYaI- &anaoSvaraMnaI ‘Baavaaqa-dIipka’ ha Ajaramar TIkagaM̀`qa ilaihlaa.¸jaoa puZo
‘&anaoSvarI’ yaa naavaanao p`isaQd\
Jaalaa.
‘AmaRtatohI pOjaa ijaMko’ Asaa Aa%maivaSvaasa p`kT krt saMtaMnaI marazI BaaYaosa sauvaNa-kaL
p`aPt k$na idlaa. marazI saMtaMnaI ekca ek pVrcanaa na krta kavyaacao gaaOLNa ¸ABaMga
¸Baa$D Asao Anoak p`kar hataLlao.samaajaatIla ]cca­naIca Baava ¸ivavd%tocaa dMBa ¸kma-kaMD yaaMvar
tukarama maharajaaMnaI ABaMgaatUna p`har koloa.tukaramaaMcaI ABaMgavaaNaI mhNajoa p`Kr sa%yaanao
QagaQagaNaarI AnauBavaaMcaI KaNacaM²²² “SauQd baIjaapaoTI È fLo rsaaL gaoamaTI ÈÈ” ho %yaaMcao vacana
scat:laahI pUNa-pNao laagaU haoto.eknaaqaaMnaI gaaOLNa ¸Baa$Do rcalaI.samaqaa-MnaI vyavahar&ana
saaMgaNyaasaazI manaacao Slaaok ¸dasabaaoQa rcalaa.saamaaijak pirvat-na GaDvaUna AaNaNyaasaazI AaiNa
sava-saamaanyaaMcao p``Sna¸samasyaa saoaDivaNyaasaaTI saaopa maaga- daKvalaa.Sabd &anaacaa AhMkar
imarvaNaa­yaa pMiDtI prMprot janma GaovUanahI saMtaMnaI k$Naolaa maaoTo sqaana idlao.
laaOikk suaKapasaUna AaiNa SaarIrIk ]pBaaogaapasaUna AilaPt rahUna samaajaoannatIsaaTI
saMt JaTt raihlao.%yaamauLoca samaajaat pirvat-na Jaalao.maharaYT/acaI jaDNa­GaDNa haoNyaat saMt
saaih%yaacaa vaaTa far maoaTa Aaho.jagaBar p`isaQd Asalaolaa ha saMtsaaih%yaacaa vaarsaa AapNa puZo
naoNao KUp mah%%vaacao Aaho.
­caOtalaI paTIla
TE (Computer Engg.)

maanavaI vyavaharat savaa-t mah%%vaacao calana mhNajao Sabd AaiNa %yaMatUna inamaa-Na
haoNaarI BaaYaa..

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AayauYya ]w\vast Ast
AayauYyaat kQaI kQaI AayauYyaacyaa vaaTolaa yaa¸ek vaLNa imaLalao
AsaM kahI vaaTtM dao xaNaaMcyaa ijaMdgaIthI¸Baya to gaMufUna goalao
P`aSnaaMcaM AaiNa SaMkaMcaM ksao jagaavaoÆksao maravaoÆzrvaavao ho kuNaI
AaBaaL manaat daTtM..
baobaMdacyaa sa<aocaI hI¸ek Ajaba khaNaI
caalaavyaa laagatat iktItrI
taoD SaRMKlaa Apmaanaacyaa¸poT marazI manaa
vaogavaogaLyaa vaaTa
]Mca Jaop Gao itmaIramaQaUnaI¸caotvaUna AiBamaanaa
maQyaoca yaoto vaLNa
tr kuzo fuTtao faTa.. QagaQagaNaa­yaa tuJyaa manaavar¸igaQaaDaMcaI gast
barocada kLt naahI CodUna AakaSaIcyaa saUyaa-¸Jaalaa ]wvast Ast
kravao trI kaya
AsatM DaokM baiQar ­AaiSaYa prba
TE (Electronics and Telecommunication
va saunna hat¹paya.. Engg.)
P`aSna Asatat Kup
nasatao ]%traMcaa p%ta
isarIAsa maamalyaacaI yaar
basato hao}na qaT\Ta..
na kolaolyaa gaaoYTIMcaI
imaLt Asato sajaa
pNa AsaM AayauYya jagaNyaacaI
Asato vaogaLIca majaa²

¹varda Baagavat
TE (Computer Engg.)

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tUca saaMga ip`yao…

nadIcyaa kazavar¸%yaa SaaMt ASaa GaaTavar,¸maI ekTaca saMQyaakaLI basalaolaa Asaona¸


Saojaarcyaa maMidratIla idphI tsaaca tovat Asaola¸paNyaacaa p`vaah SaaMtpNao vaahat Asaola¸
pxyaaMcao qavao prtIcyaa maagaa-laa laagalao AsatIla¸
vaa­yaacaI maMd JauLUk SarIralaa hlakasaa spSa- k$na jaašla¸
nakLtcaM tuJyaa Aist%vaacaI jaaNaIva k$na došla¸
maQaUnaca paNyaat pDlaolaa dgaD tI SaaMtta BaMga krola¸
maI ]%sauktonao maana var k$na samaaor pahIna…
Ana\ maga.. daoGaaMcyaa vyaakUL nayanaaMcaI najarBaoT haošla.
eolatIravar maI¸pOlatIravar tU…
AapNa ekmaokaMcaI vaaT pahat Asatanaa
Aaplyaat AsaNaara paNyaacaa p`vaahca AaplaI vaaT ADvaola…
prtIlaa jaaNaaro pxaI kaolaahla k$ laagatIla…
GaaoMGaavaNaara vaarasauQda Aata Aaplyaalaa ivaraoQa krola¸
maMidratIla idpjyaaot Aaplao Aist%va vaacavaNyaasaazI QaDPaDU laagaola..
JaaDaMcyaa panaaMcaI saLsaL vaatavarNa AiQakca gaMBaIr krola…
maga tUca saaMga ip`yao¸yaa savaa-Mnaa DavalaUna ekmaokaMnaa BaoTNyaasaazI Aasausalaolao
eolatIr Ana\ pOlatIr Aata ksao gaM ek haotIlaÆÆÆ

­Ainakot ZvaLo
TE (Electronics and
Telecommunication Engg.)

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AnauBava
idladar vaaTlao to saaro fukDo inaGaalao
ihro vaaTlao to kacaI tukDo inaGaalao

DaoLo JaakUna zoivalaa Barvasaa jayaaMvar


saalaoca saaro jaatIcao BaamaTo inaGaalao

saaolaUna caaMbaDI svakIyaaMcaI¸ vasHaatIt Jaalao


mhNatI Aataa svadoSaa¸ kI gaaomaTo kravao

tU jaagaivalaIsa caotnaa fulapaK$ ]Dalao


spYa-taca AMgaI ]Bao raomaTo jahalao

]Dtaca baatmaI tuJyaa maaJyaa haokaracaI


idllaI­gallaItUnaI taoMDI baaoBaaTo ]Dalao

baalapNaI GaotlaI ]sanaI¸ poinsala saaQaI


BaaMDNaat Aaja tohI¸ vaaBaaDo inaGaalao

jaHaot Aaja ifrlao¸ AijaM@ya maaJao gaaDo


maOdanaI ]magalao Aaplao toca BaaDo inaGaalao

fuSaar@yaaMcao fvaaro JaaDlao janaaMnaI


toca tbaolyaatIla laMgaDo GaaoDo inaGaalao

­Amaaola baaivaskr
TE (Electronics Engg.)

ASauQd ivacaar vaa ASauQd klpnaa hI ASauQd kmaa-evaZI vaa[-T gaaoYT Aaho.

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Da^.DI.vaaya\.paTIla Aa^^iDTaoiryama

iSaxaNa AaiNa ik``Da yaasaaTI jasaM “Da^.DI.vaaya\.paTIla ivaVapIT” p`isaQd tsaoca to AaNaKI eka
gaoaYTIsaaTI p`isaQd ­ tI mhNajao “Da^.DI.vaaya\.paTIla Aa^^iDTaoiryama”²²yaa Aa^^iDTaoiryamamaQyao jaovha
pihlyaa saoimasTrmaQao maI ‘klaaraga’cyaa ‘rajyastrIya ekaMikka spQao-saaTI’ pihlaM pa}la Tovaloa tovha
malaa maaJyaa iSaxaNa saMsqaosa svat:cao Aa^^iDTaoiryama Aaho yaacaa KUp AiBamaana vaaTlaa.
vaatanaukUilat yaM~aNaa ‚677 Aasana ]plabqata ‚p`Sast [maart ‚p`kaSa AaiNa saMgaIt yaaojanaa yaa
sauKsaaoyaIMnaI sausajja AsalaolaM ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama Aaja ivaValayaatIla maaJyaasaar#yaa naaT\yapo`maIMnaa GarcaM
vaaTtM.
‘klaaraga’cyaa rajyastrIya tsoaca AaMtrmahaivaValayaIna ekaMikka spQaa- ‚naR%yaaivaYkar ‚short
film festival ASaa ek naa Anaok spQaa- AnauBavatanaa ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama maaJaM kQaI JaalaM to kLlacaM
naahI..rMgamaMcaavar koloalyaa talamaI‚maoakLyaa vaoLat Aa^^iDTaoiryamamaQyao koloalaI majaa ‚Aa^^iDTaoiryamamaQyao
samaarMBaasaazI kolaolaI sajaavaT..saarM ksaM AgadI Aa%ta Aa%ta JaalyaasaarKM vaaTtyaM.kovaL spQaa-ca
naahI tr ‘sahI ro sahI’‚ ‘saarKM CatIt duKtyaM’ ‚‘maraTI baaNaa’ ‚‘dadacaI gala-f`oMD’ yaaMsaar#yaa
vyaavasaaiyak naaTkaMnaI ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama gaajavalaM.
hLUhLU AamacaM ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama badlatyaM.saMcaalakaMcaa ]%saah ‘klaaraga’maQaIla ivaVaqyaa-McaI
klaosaazI AsalaolaI tLmaL Aa^^iDTaoiryamavarIla po`ma yaMamauLo ho Aa^^iDTaoiryama AaNaKI bahrola.Cana
sajoala.yaMda haoNaa–yaa ‘AayauYyaavar baaolau kahI’yaa p`isaQd kaya-–k`maathI to Eaao%yaaMnaa maugQa k$na
Takola AaiNa samast klaapo`maIMnaa maaoihnaI Gaalaola yaat SaMkaca naahI.
­caOtalaI paTIla
TE (Computer Engg.)

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D. Y. Patil Stadium

With a huge International Stadium in the campus, what


more can we ask for?! Impressive and complete with everything a
cricket crazy crowd (and cricket teams) can ask for- DYPSA Stadium
sets drool rolling!

It has witnessed IPL Season 1 last year and now it awaits the first
ODI match in a few months!

Look out for the grand show at ‘apna’ Stadium!

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