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Scene 1: Airport Si Mr. Boy ay nagmamaneho ng kanyang kotse habang may kausap sa telepono. Gayundin naman si Ms. Girl habang pababa ng escalator sa airport. Girl = Im going down the escalator Boy = Anong suot mo? Girl = (Describe whole outfit and brand) Boy = Magkita na lang tayo sa Bay 2D Girl = Im almost there! Boy = Whats with the accent? Girl = Dala ko pasalubong mo. Boy = Hmmm.. Ano yan? Girl = Im very sure youll like it. >:) Boy = Parang alam ko na yan. >:) I think I can see you. Girl = Where are you? I cant see you. (Girl and Ex-girl meets wearing the same clothes. Tingin taas baba with SNOB) (Boy sees Ex-girl and they start PDA. Girl sees Boy while Boy and Ex-girl hugs) (Then Sarah sees her Mama then hugged. Tapos nakita yung PDA sa kabila) Mama = Anak ganyan na ba talaga ngayon? Girl = What are you talking about Ma? Mama = Ayun oh. (Points with lips) Girl = Ohhh that. Ganyan talaga sa States Ma. Mama = Im sure pagod ka anak. Tara na naghihintay na sila sayo.

Scene 2 : Dinner (Starts with singing of A Thousand Years) Singer = Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, Lapis and Pentel pen. We have a special guest for tonight. May I call upon the stage Mr. Sesa. What is your name again? Boy = Prince Singer = Mr. Prince Sesa? Boy = Ay hindi hindi, Prince Sipe! Ahaha Just joking. (With tapik na malakas sa singer) Singer = Ano pong ginagawa niyo dito? Boy = Hinahanap ko si Mikay. (Everyone laughs) Joke lang ulit. (Tapik but iwas si Singer) Anyways, *long cough on the face of the singer* Anyways Hihways, nandito ako para sa isang bagay for one thing. HoneybunchCupcakeBittergourd, since matagal na rin tayong couple...... ExGirl= uhhhh..... mga 1 and a half month? Boy= dont you think thats long enough? ExGirl= ???? Singer= Anyways...... Girl = Ang baho!! Sinong umutot??? ExGirl= Emm...... Im sorry, I have stage fright eh (Everyone laughs) Boy= As I was saying...... ExGirl= Wait! Before you continue alam ko na yang gagawin mo.... Boy= Honeybunch........ ExGirl= (blocks lips of Boy) Boy= Cupcake.... ExGirl= (covers face of boy) Boy= Bittergourd......

Exgirl= (grabs jaw of boy) alam ko na ung sasabihin mo......at hindi! NO! Its not working out anymore. Tignan mo tumataba ka na. Hindi ka na nagwowork-out. Its time for us to part ways. It might not be the end of the world but its the end for us. (Pusong bato background music) Scene 3 : Boy, Girl and Gay (Applicants waiting...) (Girl comes in with religious items then sits down, while waiting she prays the Rosary.) (Girl knocks at door) Interviewer = come in Girl = Hello Philippines and Hello Maam! (Girl comes in then sits down immediately) Interviewer = You may sit down. Ayy.. nakaupo ka na pala. Your name is? Girl = *Funny name* Interviewer = Age? Girl = *Says everything in the resume* Interviewer = Oo nga nakikita ko nga sa resume mo. Anyways, I hope that you are aware that we are one of the leading fashion companies in the Philippines. So explain to me briefly, what is RA 5527? Janitor = Big word! *Kuya Kim Trivia* Interviewer = Jok Jok Jok! What is fashion for you? Girl = Agad agad? Interviewer = Ay hindi mamaya pag naresearch ko na. Girl = I believe that Fashion is comfort before style. I THANK YOU!! Interviewer = *Name* Ikaw na! Girl = No Tito Boy Ikaw na! Interviewer = Hindi ikaw talaga! Girl = Osige ako na. Sabi mo eh!

Scene 4 : Business Meeting Boy at Gay ay nasa loob ng conference room at nag-uusap tungkol sa proposal Gay = Good Morning Mr. Boy. Its a pleasure meeting you. *long handshake* Boy = Its a pleasure finally meeting you, the infamous (Gays name) of the fashion industry. Gay= The pleasure is mine....This way please (Everyone sits down) (After 2 hours) (everyone shakehands and go out except for boy and gay) Boy= It was great doing business with you. Gay= Id like to do it again. Boy= So... its official! Well be working closer in this project. (shakehand with gay) Gay= (pulls boy to whisper something) Gay= Gaano kaclose... Boy= Close enough! (pushes Gay away) (Gay and Boy goes out the room) (Girl goes in immediately to clean up the table) (Boy comes back in looking for his car keys) Boy= Emmm.... Excuse me, have you seen my car keys? (Girl holding car keys stares at Boy with admiration, then drops the car keys in the coffee on the table) (Gay comes in, shocked because of what he saw) Gay: Excuse me! (to Girl). Eksaherada ka!!! Yung kape ko??!! (drinks the cup with keys in it) (Boy and Girl stares at Gay with O-MY face)

(Gay chokes swallowed the keys) Boy = *disgusted face* Ay automatic pala kotse ko! (Boy and Girl exits) (Boy habol kay Girl) Boy = Excuse me! Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? Girl = Hindi Boy = Eh at second sight? Girl = Hindi parin Boy = Eh at third sight kaya? *Girl smiles* Pwede! (w/ other group) Girl = (Corny smile) Boy = Sabi ko na nga ba camera ako eh. Girl = Bakit? Boy = Kasi napapangiti kita. *Ayyyiiiiieeee! (w/ other group)* Girl = Ah teka teka, may MMDA ba ditto? Boy = Bakit? Girl = Eh kasi nagkabanggaan mga puso natin. Boy = Teka ano nga blood type mo? Girl = Type A, ikaw? Boy = Type ko Girl = Umutot ka ba? Boy = Bakit? Girl = Hindi, amoy utot talaga. (Gay comes out with LBM) (After few months of being a couple..)

Scene 5 : In a Relationship (Setting : In the apartment (with friends) Girl = Eh kasi magkasama sila sa bar nung nakita ko siya! Girlfriend1 = Hindi naman magagawa ni Steph yun! Remember best friend mo siya! Girlfriend2 = Yun na nga eh bestfriend pa niya of all people! Such a flirt! Boy = Tol hindi ba sama-sama tayo lumalabas? Alanga-naman pabayaan lang natin magisa si Steph di ba? Kaibigan din naman natin siya. Pare1 = Oo nga pre. Mahal ka lang talaga ni Girl kaya mabilis magselos. Pare2 = Eh kung puro selos na lang bakit hindi pa kayo magbreak?? Girl = (Stomach ache) Iba kasi yung tinginan nila eh! Ang SAKEETT lang!!! Girlfriends= Ng alin? Girl= Ng tiyan ko!! (magkakakasalubong si Boy at Girl at magkakasagutan) Girl= Alam mo ang bait bait mo talaga! You cant even say no kahit once lang! Dinadapuan ka na nga ng langaw na galing sa tae hinahayaan mo lang! Boy= Kaibigan naman natin sya atsaka ang bilis mong magjump into conclusion! 1 + 1 lang ginagawa mo ng 10!!! (Girl mauutot ng malakas at mabaho) (Everyone covers their nose and Girl runs through the toilet) Friends= Malaki nga ang problema nila...... Hahahaha.

Scene 6 : Boy and Kabit at Bar *Dancing people* (Boy gets exhausted then Kabit sits down with him) (Kabit is flirting with Boy) (Akala ni Boy na si Kabit ay si Girl) Kabit = Lets go somewhere.. quiet. (Akbay si Boy kay Kabit then punta Condo) (Si Boy and Kabit ay pumasok sa Condo at dumeretso sa kama) (Clothes Everywhere) (ONE LOUD SEXY MOAN AFTER) Scene 7 : Confrontation (Final Scene) (Girlfriends with Kabit and Girlfriend1 in Condo) Kabit = Girls, remember the guy that I always talk about. We finally hooked up! Girlfriends = Really? Whos the lucky guy??! Kabit = You know him very well.. >:) Girlfriends = Oh, we totally know him. You are such a slut! Hahaha. (Girlfriend1 calls Girl then tells her that something is going on with Kabit) Girlfriend1 = Girl where are you? Girl = Im almost there! Why you calling? Girlfriend1 = I have to tell you something really important. Girl = Ano yun? Sabihin mo na, wag ka ng magpatumpik-tumpik pa, Karakaraka!! Girlfriend1 = Oh-My-Gee! So G-R-R-R-R-R!! It came out from her that... Girl = Stop! (Drops call)I knew it! That Bitch..

(Girl knocks at door then Kabit opens) Kabit = Please dont make a scene Girl Girl = Wag mong iisipin if im going to make a scene, ang isipin mo the SIN you committed against mo. Ok talk, before I go hysterically OA. Kabit = I liked it and so did he. Girl = Thats because hes drunk! Kabit = Hes actually getting sick of you! Thats why hes seeking for my caress. Girl = That doesnt mean he loves you. Kabit =Ok fine. You had him. He loved you. Pero anong ginawa mo? Pinabayaan mo lang siya! And youre taking it against me that I fell in love with him. Girl = Dont confuse love and sex sweetie and its so obvious that he doesnt love you. Isa ka lang namang makating linta. Kabit = Its not the sex! I love him! Girl = Its not love either. So stop thinking that in your twisted psychotic delusional little head. Kabit = You dont have to be rude, you know. Girl = I was given that right the moment you slept with Boy. You know what, this conversation is pointless. *Walks away* Oh I forgot something. (Girl Slaps Kabit) (Kabit slaps back then Girl starts sabunot) Girl = Naliligo ka ba? Ang baho ng buhok mo! Kabit = Kumusta ka naman? Amoy putok ka! Girl = Wag ka ng magsalita! Ang baho ng hininga mo! Kabit = Yuck! May garapata ka pa! (Boy comes in then awat away) Boy = Anong nangyayari dito? Anong pinag-aawayan niyo? Girl and Kabit = Yung ulam! Boy = Talaga? Sakto gutom ako? Ay may ipapakilala pala ako sa inyo.

Kabit = Agad agad? Girl = Wala pa nga tayong closure mayron ka na agad? Gay = Hon, nasan yung mga papakilala mo? Ah sila ba, tita mo? Hello tita! (Beso-beso) (Girl and Kabit are speechless) Gay =Hon, ganyan ba talaga mga tita mo? Masyado yata akong maganda? (Gwiyomi then Macky Becky)