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I ’ve been writing the story of my own life for over forty years.
My own stormy autobiography has been my theme, my
dilemma, my obsession, and the fly-by-night dread I bring to the art of
fiction. Through the years, I’ve met many writers who tell me with great
pride that they consider autobiographical fiction as occupying a lower
house in the literary canon. They make sure I know that their imagina-
tions soar into realms and fragments completely invented by them. No
man or woman in their pantheon of family or acquaintances has ever
taken a curtain call in their own well-wrought and shapely books. Only
rarely have I drifted far from the bed where I was conceived. It is both
the wound and foundation of my work. But I came into the world as the
son of a Marine Corps fighter pilot as fierce as Achilles. He was a night
fighter comfortable with machine-gun fire and napalm. He fought well
and honorably in three wars and at one time was one of the most highly
decorated Marine aviators in the corps. He was also meaner than a
shit-house rat, and I remember hating him even when I was in diapers.
For a long time, I thought I was born into a mythology instead of
a family. My father thundered out of the sky in black-winged fighter
planes, every inch of him a god of war. My mother’s role was goddess of
light and harmony—an Arcadian figure spinning through the grasses
and wildflowers on long, hot summer days. Peg Peek and Don Conroy
brought the mean South and hurt Ireland to each other’s bloodstreams.
traps, and poisoned baits. It could hurl toward you at breakneck speed
or let you dangle over a web spun by a brown recluse spider. When love
announced itself, I learned to duck to avoid the telegraphed backhand
or the blown kiss from my mother’s fragrant hand. Havoc took up resi-
dence in me at a young age. Violence became a whorl in my DNA. I was
the oldest of seven children; five of us would try to kill ourselves before
the age of forty. My brother Tom would succeed in a most spectacular
fashion. Love came to us veiled in disturbance—we had to learn it the
hard way, cutting away the spoilage like bruises on a pear.
It took a world war to arrange my parents’ accidental meeting on
Atlanta’s Peachtree Street in 1943. Don Conroy was a hall-of-fame bas-
ketball player at St. Ambrose College in Iowa when he heard about
the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. He left the gym that day, walked
down to the recruiting office in Davenport, and joined the Marine
Corps. He learned to fly at the Naval Air Station Great Lakes. After
practicing a series of aerial acrobatics over Lake Michigan one day,
he returned to his squadron and announced, “I was better than the
Great Santini today.” It earned him his first and only nickname among
these fighter pilots, who would compose his circle of fierce brother-
hood. These pilots could kill you and do it fast. The original Great
Santini had been a charismatic trapeze artist who performed in a circus
act my father had seen as a boy. In his death-defying somersaults, the
Great Santini had seemed fearless and all-powerful—with a touch of
immortality in his uncanny flair—as he vaulted through the air on a hot
Chicago night, always working without a net.
I hated my father long before I knew there was a word for hate. My
mother would later claim that I refused to learn the word “Daddy” until
after my first birthday. From the start he was a menacing, hovering
presence, and I never felt safe for one moment that my father loomed
over me. I don’t think it occurred to him that loving his children might
be part of his job description. He could have written a manual on the
art of waging war against his wife and children. I can’t remember a
house I lived in as a child where he did not beat my mother or me or my
brothers; nor do I believe that he would’ve noticed if both his daughters
had run away from home. My mother raised me, the oldest child, to be
the protector of her other kids, to rush them into secret hiding places
we had scouted whenever we moved into a new house. We learned to
hide our shame in the madness of our day-to-day lives so that the nuns
and priests who ran our parishes everywhere we went considered us an
exemplary Catholic family.
Sometimes on the long car trips we spent rotating between South-
ern air bases, my father would tell the romantic story of his chance
encounter with Peggy Peek as she drifted out of Davison’s department
store on Peachtree Street. He said, “I was in Atlanta getting some extra
training before they shipped me out to the Philippines. I asked a barber
where I could hunt up some broads and he told me the best place was
down on Peachtree, right in the middle of the city. So I hopped a bus
and got off and started walking around, sort of scouting the place out.
Then your mother came out of a store in a red dress, carrying some
shopping bags. Man, what a package. What a figure. I mean, this was
one fine-looking Southern girl. So I followed her across the street. She
was walking with two other girls. They were sisters, but I didn’t know
that then. I started up a conversation with her. You know. Showed her
some suave moves of a Chicago boy. Told her I was a pilot—getting
ready to go to war. Back then, it was always a sure pickup line with the
broads. But I couldn’t get your mother or her sisters to even talk to me.
I mean, talk about three cold fish! But they’d never met a Chicago boy,
especially one as charming as me. So I kept going, ratcheting up the
pressure, throwing out my best lines. I told Peg I was heading off to
war, would probably be dead in a month or two, but was willing to die
for my country, and wanted to live long enough to bomb Tokyo. Then
I saw a bus coming up to the stop and watched in panic as your mother
and her sisters got on. No air-conditioning back then, so all the win-
dows were raised. Jesus Christ, I was starting to panic. Your mother sat
by the window. So I started begging, begging, which I’m not ashamed
to admit. I begged her for an address, a telephone number, the name
of her father, anything. We could go dancing, to a movie, maybe make
out a little bit.
“The bus took off and I took off with it, running my ass off, plead-
ing with this broad. I didn’t even know her name and she hadn’t said a
word to me. The bus began to pull away from me and I felt like I had
struck out big-time when your mother stuck her pretty head out of the
bus window and said, ‘BR3-2638.’ Ain’t it a bee-you-tu-ful story? And
we lived happily ever after.”
From the backseat of our station wagon, Carol Ann always wailed
out into the night: “Tell him the wrong number, Mom. One digit. Just
one digit and none of this had to happen. None of us would’ve been
born. Tell him the wrong number, Mom. Please. For all of us, tell him
the wrong number.”
In the driver’s seat, my father responded to Carol Ann, “Shut your
trap. I can always count on you to be Miss Negative.”
I thought Dad would stop the car and beat her, but now I think he
never gave much thought to what his daughter felt. That would change
later.
What made Dad’s temper dangerous was its volatility and unpre-
dictable nature. Anything could set it off and no weatherman in the
world could track its storm warnings. His blue eyes were born to hate.
Because he was a fighter pilot of immense gifts, he was also born to kill.
When I was four years old, my father was stationed at El Toro and my
parents liked to take me and Carol Ann to the San Diego Zoo on fam-
ily outings. The animal world held rapturous powers over my mother,
and a zoo was one of the happiest places on earth to her. My mother
was pushing Carol Ann in her baby carriage, with my father in charge
of looking after me. When my father stopped to get a drink of water,
I took off running, then heard my mother screaming for me to stop.
Exhilarated, I ran faster and missed the moment my father sprinted
into action behind me, unamused by my defection. Looking back I saw
him lunging at me; then I fell hurtling down a long flight of stone steps
that led to the big cats. When I reached the bottom step, Dad was on
me in an instant and went crazy when he saw I was bleeding from a
head wound I sustained in the fall. He started slapping my face harder
than he ever had before. My screams and his slaps brought two sailors
running to my rescue as Mom was crying from the steps above. When
the sailors pulled Dad off me, he turned to fight the two intruders into
his family business.
. . .
time I heard her say it was on March 10, 1956, when we lived on South
Culpeper Street in Arlington, Virginia— one of the nightmare years.
It was my sister’s birthday and Mom was lighting eight candles that
had Carol Ann dancing around the table, waiting to blow them out. My
father was reading the sports section of the Washington Post in the liv-
ing room and kept refusing to come to the table to sing “Happy Birth-
day.” The barometer within me felt the pressure in the room changing,
and I watched my father’s eyes turn predatory.
“You’re going to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to your daughter, Don,” my
mother said, the register of her voice rising a pitch.
“Shut up,” Dad said. “And don’t make me tell you again.”
Carol Ann began crying, which brought Dad to the boiling point of
his sulfurous rage. He got up and backhanded my mother to the floor,
the first overture in the long dance of my childhood. Over the years
the choreography of this musical set piece hardened into grotesque and
mistimed rhythms. My steps had been easy to learn, but they dark-
ened my whole life because I had to learn them. As Mom struggled to
rise, I ran and got between my parents. He knocked me with another
backhand that sent me sliding across the living room floor. All the
kids were screaming and the pandemonium unleashed in that house
had reached a pitch of hysteria. When Dad pulled Mom to her feet to
resume the beating, he shoved her into the very narrow kitchen. When
I got between them again, there was barely room for all three of us as
I pounded my fists against Dad’s chest before he slapped me out of the
kitchen with his right hand. Somehow, I got the feeling during those
years that my mother’s love for me depended on how many times I
placed myself between them when Dad was beating her. Taking an ugly
turn, the beating became the worst one I ever witnessed. From my van-
tage point it looked to me like my father was going to beat my mother
to death. I was hitting against him as hard as I could, now crying and
screaming loudly, joining the tribal wail of my brothers and sisters, in a
house undone by pure bedlam. Looking up, I saw my father’s hated face
getting ready to slap the living hell out of me when I saw something
else rising into the air above him. It was a butcher knife. I saw its flash-
ing blade slashing in the artificial light. A jet of blood hit my eyes and
blinded me. I had no idea if it was the blood of my mother or my father.
that day in 1956, she had hardly slept the night before because of her
rising excitement over her party. When the fight broke out, it was so
violent and bloodthirsty that she had the first psychotic break of her
life. She looked up into the kitchen and saw Mom and Dad locked in
what seemed like mortal battle; she hallucinated two wolves slashing at
each other’s throats with their cruel and lethal fangs. She remembered
the bloodcurdling curses and my terror-induced runs to get into the
middle, which sent me flying out of the kitchen onto the living room
floor. Then, for the first time, she heard the initial hisses of the voices
that would corrupt all possibility of untroubled thinking for her.
The voice was cruel and satanic: “My name is Carol-Wolf. I’m
going to be with you for a very long time. And I’m going to hurt you.
That’s a promise. I’ll hurt you.”
So my sister’s lifetime of madness was born in the wavering light
of birthday candles, and she would speak for the rest of her life in fiery
tongues of poetry to fight off that pack of wolves on the hunt in her
psyche.
In my father’s sock drawer, he kept a deadly looking knife that
fighter pilots carried into battle with them if they ever got shot down.
As the men made their way back to friendly lines, the knives could
sever the throats of the enemy or stop their hearts. It had a blade curved
like a serpent’s lips. Each time we moved, I made sure I knew where to
find that knife. Whenever Dad was on a night fl ight or away on maneu-
vers, I would study the edges and point of that frightening weapon. If
I ever witnessed a beating of my mother like that again, I planned to
sneak into their bedroom at night, unsheathe the knife, and drive it
into his throat at the windpipe, trying to sever all the way through the
backbone. I knew I would have to be swift and silent and remorseless.
A glancing blow or a missed thrust would get me killed, and I wanted
to be the killer that night. I longed to remove that malignant aviator
from my mother’s bed. My father had succeeded in turning me into a
murderous, patricidal boy. I never regretted these deplorable visions of
making an abattoir of my father’s bed, nor ever confessed these sins to
any parish priest. The only thing about that knife in my father’s drawer
that struck me as strange was that I would never leave such a deadly
weapon near a woman who had once stabbed me with a butcher knife.
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old man is something of a monster. Let’s face it, Pat, you can’t write
down the word ‘father’ without my face hovering over you. Admit it.”
It was superb literary criticism. I realized its truth when I wrote
down the word “mother” on a blank sheet of paper and my mother’s
pretty face appeared in the air above me. Once, I wrote that my father
and mother always appeared like mythical figures to me, larger-than-
life Olympians like Zeus and Hera. For many years, because of the
house they created, I’ve wished I’d never been born. I’ve felt like I was
born in a prison yard and would never be eligible for furlough or offered
safe passage into a cease-fire zone. My family is my portion of hell, my
eternal flame, my fate, and my time on the cross.
Mom and Dad, I need to go back there once again. I’ve got to try
to make sense of it one last time, a final circling of the block, a reckon-
ing, another dive into the caves of the coral reef where the morays wait
in ambush, one more night flight into the immortal darkness to study
that house of pain a final time. Then I’ll be finished with you, Mom
and Dad. I’ll leave you in peace and not bother you again. And I’ll pray
that your stormy spirits find peace in the house of the Lord. But I must
examine the wreckage one last time.
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