Backseat Driver: \bæksit draɪvər\ n.
(To go) Commando: \goʊ
A passenger in a vehicle who
appears to be uncomfortable
with the skills of the current
driver and/or feels the need
to tutor said driver.
Beemer: \bimər\ n. A BMW car.
Bishie: \bɪʃi\ n. From the Japanese
Bishounen meaning pretty-
boy.
Bitch Cakes: \bɪtʃ keɪks\ adj. Crazy.
Bitch Fit: \bɪtʃ fɪt\ n. A tantrum.
Botch: \bɒtʃ\ v. To mess up.
Brain Fart: \breɪn fɑrt\ n. A moment
of mental laxity.
Bubby: \bʌbi\ n. Infant, someone
cute.
Bukkake: \buɔkki\ n. A sex act,
originating in Japan, involving
a large group of men taking
turns ejaculating on a
woman’s face.
Bum: \bʌm\ v. To borrow without
expectation of returning.
Bupkis: \bʌpkɪs\ n. Nothing.
Burn: \bɜrn\ n. Extremely
effective/harsh insult.
Butter Face: \bʌt ər feɪs\ n. A
woman who has a physically
attractive body but
unattractive face.
Butt Floss: \bʌt flɒs\ n. Thong.
Butt Pirate: \bʌt paɪ rət\ n.
Homosexual Male.
Call: \kɔl\ v. To reserve.
Chachke: \tʃɔtʃki\ n. Small object.
Chibi: \tʃɪb i\ adj. Japanese for
“small/tiny.”
Chicken Shit: \tʃɪk ən ʃɪt\ n. Coward.
Chintzy: \tʃɪntsi\ adj. Cheap, stingy.
Chutzpah: \hʊtspə\ n. Nerve.
Cockamammie: \kɒkəmeɪmi\ adj.
Crazy.
Coinkydink: \koʊɪŋkidɪŋk\ n.
Coincidence.
kɔmændoʊ\ v. To not wear
underwear under your
pants/skirt.
Con: \kɒn\ v. To trick or deceive.
Confoozled: \kənfuzəld\ adj.
Extremely confused.
Confusled: \kənfʌzəld\ adj.
Confused.
Cougar: \kugər\ n. A middle-aged
woman who date twenty-
something men.
Cracka: \krækʌ\ n. Caucasian
human.
Crotch Rocket: \krɒtʃ rɒk ɪt\ n. A
vibrator.
Dipshit: \dɪpʃɪt\ n. A contemptible
or inept person.
Ditch: \dɪtʃ\ v. To leave an
unwanted person, place or
thing behind; to get rid of
something or someone.
Douche: \duʃ\ n. Idiot.
Face: \feɪs\ n. Protagonist.
(Wrestling term)
Five Knuckle Shuffle: \faɪv nʌk əl ʃʌf
əl\ n. Male masturbation.
Fuckwad: \fʌkwɒd\ n. An immature
or irritating person.
Full Monty: \fʊl mɒnti\ n.
Everything.
Gander: \gændər\ v. To look.
Gallavant: \gæləvænt\ v. To wander
about, in search of pleasure.
Ghetto: \gɛtoʊ\ adj. Broken down,
cheap, worn out.
(To) Google: \gugəl\ v. To use an
Internet search engine.
Happy Pills: \hæpi-pɪlz\ n. Anti-
depressant medication.
Heel: \hil\ n. Antagonist. (Wrestling
term)
Hemorrhoid: \hɛm ərɔɪd\ n. An
annoying person. (AKA: “Pain
in the ass”)
Hentai: \hɛntaɪ\ n. Anime porn.
Hoodie: \hʊdi\ n. A sweatshirt with
a hood.
I can haz…: \aɪ kæn hæz\ ph. May I
have…?
Interwebz: \ɪn tərwɛbz\ n. Internet.
Jabronie: \dʒɔbroʊni\ n. A person
lacking judgment or sense.
Jiz: \dʒɪz\ n. Semen.
Johnson Rod: \dʒɒn sən rɒd\ n.
Penis.
Kawaii: \kəwaɪi\ adj. Japanese word
for “cute.”
Klutz: \klʌts\ n. A clumsy or foolish
person.
Koochie Cutters: \kutʃi kʌtɜrs\ n.
Extremely short shorts.
Mark: \mɑrk\ n. Wrestling fan.
(Wrestling term)
Meshuganah: \mɛʃʊgɒnə\ n. Crazy
person.
MP3: \ɛm-pi-θri\ n. A short form of
MPEG-1 Audio Layer-3, which
is the specific type of
compression that is used for
music. MPEG stands for
Motion Picture Experts Group,
a research group with the
International Standards
Organization.
Nads: \næds\ n. Testicles.
Noms: \nɒms\ n. Food.
Nosh: \nɒʃ\ v. To eat.
Nuke: \nuk\ v. To cook in a
microwave.
Oscifer: \ɒsɪfər\ n. Police officer.
Otaku: \oʊtɔku\ n. Avid fan of
anime/manga.
Pissed (Off): \pɪst\ adj. Extremely
angry or upset.
Pit Juice: \pɪt-dʒus\ n. Deodorant.
Posh: \pɒʃ\ adj. Fancy.
(To go) Postal: \poʊstl\ v. To
suddenly become extremely
and uncontrollably angry,
possibly to the point of
violence.
(To) Pull a GTA: \pʊl eɪ dʒi-ti-eɪ\ v. To
“jump” over a guardrail with
a car akin to what would
happen in a game of Grand
Theft Auto.
Prairie-Doggin': \prɛəri-dɔgɪn\ v.
When you have to defecate
so bad that your feces goes
in and out of your anus, like a
prairie dog would in his hole.
Punch Buggy: \pʌntʃbʌg I\ n.
Volkswagen Beetle.
Puppers: \pʌpɜrz\ n. Any member of
the canine species.
(I have a) Rumbly In My Tumbly:
\rʌ-mbəli ɪn maɪ tʌmbli\ ph.
I’m hungry.
Schlep: \ʃlɛp\ v. To carry.
Schmooze: \ʃmuz\ v. To flatter,
friendly banter/gossip, to
converse informally.
Schmutz: \ʃmʊts\ n. Rheum, dirt,
filth.
Schpeel: \ʃpil\ n. A long and often
complicated story.
Shat: \ʃæt\ v. A past tense and a
past participle of shit
(meaning feces).
Shlomo: \ʃloʊmoʊ\ n. An idiot or
person who walks slowly.
(To Ride) Shotgun: \ʃɒtgʌn\ v. To
ride in the front passenger
seat.
Smackerel: \smækərəl\ n. Snack,
taste of food.
Snail Mail: \sneɪl meɪl\ n. Letters
sent through the post office;
mail that is carried, as
opposed to e-mail.
Shmear: \ʃmɪər\ v. To spread.
Shmuck: \ʃmʌk\ n. A clumsy or
idiotic person.
Shpritz: \ʃprɪts\ v. To spray.
Shvitz: \ʃvɪts\ v. To sweat.
(A) Solid: \sɒlɪd\ n. A favor.
Tank: \tæŋk\ n. Hummer.
Tightie-Whities: \taɪti-waɪtis\ n.
Bikini-like underwear for men
that clings to the body.
TTFN: \ti-ti-ɛf-ɛn\ ph. Good Bye.
(“Ta-ta for now”)
Tolkienite: \toʊl kinaɪt\ n. Fan of J. R.
R. Tolkien.
Trekkie: \trɛki\ n. A Star Trek fan.
Veggie: \vɛdʒi\ n. A vegitable.
Veg Out: \vɛdʒ aʊt\ v. To spend
time relaxing, doing nothing
at all.
Welch: \wɛlʃ\ v. To fail to pay a debt;
to fail to do something you
promise to do.
Wookie: \wʊki\ n. Overly hairy
person.
Yapper: \yæpər\ n. Mouth.