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    GETS 17 ica TOGETHER, Lae (i bd YOUR HANDY GUIDE to the potentially confusing world of SCOTT PILGRIM Tear this page out and tape it on your wall for sing V ‘Oh, wait, It’s Inside the cover... uh... never mind. Bd a SU ty) Ero) Tony Bree Ce ee Brea Breer) Beal UEC Cec Dd reg Paka b\) SS aS f) (4 D coi Mh SCs Sean oed Cin 1 PvE bd 47 wy hai Pir Ore SRC cna) Ce Oey Be ag Ore SAA) See Sy Nene SNOUT ne Saat) ee CN - ~~, Pe Sree (26 years old) Senay ar) Seo eeu RNY Suet Pu) celal Bs eg PSL e Beer rer + his birthday was Ly “Young Neit" Lr od Breen) saint at one cr eae bend ome Bc ee Brrr Peer aa Sex Bob-omb ert S Sete Stary Sn oon) (4 par) oe fore Poe + insensitive i ONI PRESS presents BRYAN LEE O’MALLEY's AW } Uy scenes Sete) ee ye ——— BETS IT TOGETHER NO SHENANIGANS AT MY PARTY, BITCHES! STEPHEN STILLS’ BIRTHDAY. WHAT ARE WE GONNA HAVE FOR DINNER? a . eee eae y wy ne SE 1 == WELL, IM "f DEPRESSED = Hi A NOW. you \ BU ts (| 7 ) WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU?! Eww, NO. I'M A VEGETARIAN. IT’S BEEN ALMOST TWO. MONTHS SINCE I HEADBUTTED THAT ONE GUY. edited by James Lucas Jones Cee UCR a ah U ec Reng Picers rele oC e eeceORTad Pere Meco ct Ne Cera Te Sole ea) Ae | ppashed by Ont Press, Inc. ee er en kere ne Ten Reon sas pete a) re siete erect oe eer ae eee ee iceereeesneency seyegh hae Oa Sater 1305 SE Martin Luther King Jr. Bivd Scr Portland, OR 97214 vey ee aed Peco eres eerie reread eee) ore et) MTree ety seca one ereny Cee eee v eed ORE CLE a EIR EES THIS IS SO EXCRUCIATING IM SO SICK OF ALL YOUR STEPHEN, MOST OF YOUR SONGS JUST BORE ME TO TEARS, BUT THAT ONE- THE SONG 1S ABOUT ME, PEOPLE! HE THINKS I'MA TOTAL, BITCH AND A HALF! BUT IT's SUCH A GOOD SONG! YOU'RE MISSING THE TENDERNESS. THE NARRATOR IS ‘AND HURT, SEE? BUT THE GIRL THINKS IT’S DON'T ALL ABOUT ‘YOU HER! GET IT? rs BRILLIANTI aunt's house (later) gant “f 2 AUGUST A ee YOU MEAN upont Grocery m an YOUR HOMETOWN ADVANTAGE SCRIMPING sonia. 4 HIM secs vnoie 0 .isren BUT WE WNOR BREAD 1.99 CHEAP PASTA Ge. THPORTED MARINARA aurrer ~PEPPR-HAUARTL DELI SMKO TURKEY—— 5.49 DIET coma 2 @ 1.4978R MAC A CHEESE 3 @ 199/ER Brocco. 1.49 NoTes__ $ THE RAKEN TS FoR SCOTT + WALLACE BUYS 2 DIET CORES EVERY ORY (24> # BROCCOLL-TS THE ONLY VEGETRECE WALLACE EATS £ ALL FANCY/EXPENSIVE ITEMS ARE FOR WALLACE AND SCOTT CAN?T HAUE ANY OH, HEY, AT SOME POINT OR evE Y' THis WEEK, DETER ABOUT Ce NEAT WEEK, OR... WHENEVER. our LANDLORD? 7 7 ON. PETERS WHY DO I ; BARK Is WORSE THAN HIS, BITE. HE’S JUST ALITTLE BIT INTIMIDATING SINCE HE CONTROLS OUR DESTINY! YOUR PANTS TAKING YOUR WHY ARE OFF?! STOP PANTS OFF ALL THE TIME! IT’S HOT! ALSO? IM HOT, SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN. WHAT THE HELL THE MICE GOT INTO MY RICE AGAIN! THIS 1S GARBAGE! 7 DOH. vEAH, <4 lf THEY Gor ¢& Cos\ MY BREAD | 3 TOO. Wy wee WE > SAYS f IBY sHouLD Ger SOME OF THOSE eo) REALLY BIG UH... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 9 As “ eh UH, NO, YOU SAID MARGARITAS, GUY! YOU WERE HOT I YOU WANT IN? YOU WAS GONNA GO SAID YOU WERE TO RAMONA’S IN HOT, RIGHT? A MINUTE. MOM SAYS IT TO ME ALL THE TIME. | IFYOU NEED ME T’LL BE IN H E MOVING DAY: Tr al) oe PN - ey ey Ee Rs Mt pS © , YEAH... I revesstm | sHouto Io MAIN THING! BUT YOU TOTALLY ARE. WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS YEAH... 1 MEAN, IN A GOOD Way. AND THE BEST YOU CAN IDO! YOU KNOW, ‘COME UP WITH IS I KNOW You! ALLURING, I TOTALLY KNOW MANY FACTS ABOUT SHOULDN'T YOU! LIKE ETCETERA! IM NOT TELLING. THERE'S A HEAT WAVE WARNING IN GET Our ar ORDERING YOU To UI FURNACE-LIKE APARTMENT AND GO AIR- CONDITIONED LEST YOU DIE. DRENCHED sO SOMEPLACE COOLIOR, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD FIND A JOB OR SOMETHING. I HAVE TO GO, OKAY? *CLICK* The Dufferin Mall | " (not aparticularly —_* exciting mall) OH MAN, REMEMBER HEY, HAVE: HOW YOU YOU SEEN KIM? MOVED AWAY IS SHE STILL AT NIPISSING? IM AND KIM WAS ALL- SO OUT OF DID I TELL N I'VE BEEN YOU THAT STAYING WITH My | | UH... HAVE A T'M TOTALLY SISTER, SHE HAS JOB? I KEEP MOVING TO GETTING CALIFORNIA ASKED THAT SOON? T HAVE QUESTION, AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE, CREDIT CARD MANIAC THESE DAYS, IT'S PATHETIC. YOU SHOULD COME TO OUR PRACTICE TOMORROW! KIM PROBABLY WOULDN'T MIND SEEING YOU OR HERE, I'LL WRITE DOWN MY NUMBER, IT'S My CELL, $0 YOU CAN CALL ANY TIME WITHOUT FEAR OF DISTURBING MY CRAZY-ASS for sFTT agers lite] eee ets) IT’S OVER, SERIOUSLY! ,, HE'S AN IDIOT AND HE'S LOSER AND HE'S ‘AN IDIOT! you BROKE UP WITH HIM, AGAIN? I HEARTED | THEM, TAMARA, BUT THAT WAS A SLASH OUT HIS FACE ON YOUR SHRINE, THEN? ¥ A) Be EDONT THINK a AD AWE, WOULD IDO A THING LIKE THAT? ITS TOTALLY COOL THAT WE'RE HANGING OUT. SHE'S REALLY EASy- GUESSING YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO HER, STEPHEN STILLS? GUESS WHAT? GOING TO HELP US RECORD OUR ALBUM! WHO'S A Titer) 4d Dyer Clemo’ Teese aS) I'M NOT ] _ WE HAVE BELIEVE YOU'RE TOTALLY SURE. “TO HANG OUT HERE! THIS IS AT LEAST UNTIL ALL THE TIME! THE END OF IS IT OKAY IF WE HANG OUT THE SUMMER, I THINK. ALL THE HEY, LISA. ARE YOU A FRIEND OF JULIE'S? e PSSH, space PMRMT Ser See WOW, THE STATES? I'VE HEARD IF YOU i LAW ASS d He] | if ey os Wh i im fj f I THINK THIS. IS THE LAMEST DREAM I'VE DAMN IT! WOULD. ‘YOU PLEASE STOP INVADING MY. DREAMS? IT’S SO EMBARASSING... \\hrzel Nel 5 eae, Ne G 3 HN N RULING ers HELLO? a | % Cy ae } YL fl THE GREAT I'LL HEY... UH, ARE LANDLORD? LET YOU GO THERE ANY, UH, NO WAY! THEN SINCE JOBS AT YOUR you Do IT! OBVIOUSLY JOB? YOU'RE VERY Busy. AVAILABLE? WHAT, FOR yOu? L NO, I MEAN, T HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO- I HAVE TO GO! *CLiCK* ‘Og a Sy Let rer) MOT RSA) Re 8 3 z a = UH... I WAS: THINKING I'D ASK ABOUT GETTING A JOB HERE. THEN I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IT’S NONE ANYWAY, OF YOu! IT JUST SO BUSINESS, HAPPENS THAT ‘SCOTT. WHERE STEPHEN STILLS WORKS IS HIRING, AND YOU MAY HAVE AN IN. A HAVE A /ASHING ITION EN. bo DISHWs Post A CHANCE! HEY, DOMINIQUE? CAN MY FRIEND HAVE: THAT JOB? an ——Y; =! a Ss a Sic i) KNOW! MAYBI ONE OF BOYFRIENDS? Se & Be) yF ; ree “A ©, So 1 a ie a oe x) oy ‘ NOT AT ALL. HE'S JUST A PUSSY! 0 WALLACE’S. ROOMMATE! you PROBABLY oer THOUGHT WE e ALL LIVED IN 7 IGLOOS AND. 7 YOU WEARING STUFF, RIGHT? THOSE WRisT- WHERE'S YOUR NHERE'S YOUR | BAND THINGS, IONA ANYWAY? DON'T THEY MAKE YOU SWEAT? CANADA WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO GET THIS HOT, DUDE. =) = -{£—"' ~ I’M SUPER 5 Sneaky Dee's ..;.. : » : JY NIGHT. i ye ES yp: } AV Sa] g SCR OA FSE Lh Vt INSEE a CURRENT GIRL ee || AND. YouR EX? NO. KIDDING. WELL, RIGHT NOW LISA 13 EXPLAINING HOW YOU'RE A GIANT IDIOT. IN ‘A MINUTE, Ri A WILL SEE THE ERROR OF HER HEY, , puPe KNIVES CHAU?! I’M STILL 17 YEARS. NO, I TOTALLY FORGOT, MAYBE WHEN I TELL HER, SHE'LL STOP HATING ME! U) ff | ES Lagoa WHO, JULIE? NO, SHE REALLY 1S BAD. SHE REEEEALLY SHE ISN'T TitaTad I'M TALKING HEY, SURE! ABOUT LISA, YOU po I LIKE LISA JUST DOOF. SHE’S FINE! I MEAN, SHE’S OKAY, RIGHT? IM. INDA SHORT, BUT ALLOWED TO LIKE ies Rie SO DID YOU HAVE A THING FOR HER BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL? SHE'S PRETTY CUTE, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO WERE WHAT? NO WAY... WE WERE JUST BUDS! SHE WAS JUST ONE OF THE GUYS! I MEAN, ALL MY FRIENDS WERE GIRLS, I GUESS, BUT... GOD, YOU WERE RAISED BY se , SENSITIVE TEENAGED GIRLS? b NO WONDER oer YOU'RE SUCH A SENSITIVE Boy! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING DANCING! YOU PRE-DRANK TOO MUCH AND FELL ASLEEP BEFORE EVEN GOING OUT! ISN'T THAT A FORM OF WE COULD COME NARCOLEPSY? gots OVER HERE AND CUDDLE! MEANS... CUDDLE. JUST. PRETEND I’M NOT I THINK, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THIS! I DON'T } LIKE HIM! AK WX OAky ADO Wan MX Ww Financial district 8:47 AM 83 An elevator that’s nicer than their apartment LT ce <> Sos OUR WAY THROUGH, RIGHT? MR. WELLS. IS A PLEASURE ‘AS ALWAYS, WHAT CAN THELP YOU WITH THIS MORNING? Peter, their landlord Kind of a scary guy I WASN’T REALLY LOOKING FOR PLL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT, GENTLEMEN. THE LANDLORD- TENANT RELATIONSHIP. THAT WE SHARE HAS BEEN STRAINED, I'D SAY. IS THAT A FAIR ASSESSMENT? ..BECAUSE YOU PAID FIRST-AND-LAST UP FRONT, AND THIS IS YOUR LAST MONTH, Lf YOU SIGNED A ONE-YEAR . IF YOU WANT TO STAY, I'S MONTH aueust 27™ 1S YOUR BIRTHDAY? ‘MONTH, Ae EER OUR J COaTRACT pleat LEAVING, LEAVE, AND Be arr oe LATER, BUT YOU WON'T SEE ME, BECAUSE I'LL BE DEADLY SERIOUS NEXT TIME! HEY, THIS IS A 00D i KINDA ZONED OUT THER! WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE SAMUR) SWORD THE OTHER DAY? DID YOU TELL HER ie CON RAMONA STAYED HOME, se ae ONT THINK THATS ABAD ‘SIGN? IM JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR NO, NO, IT’S... IT JUST HADN'T EVEN OCCURRED TO ME. I GUESS TLL THINK ABOUT TLL TALK TO HER. SCOTT, TILL STAY IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY. I JUST WANT YOU TO CONSIDER THE REMEMBER, POSSIBILITIES. SO WHAT? MAKE UP YOUR MIND. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? WAS HE SWINGING A HUGE SAMURAI SWORD AT YOUR NECK? EXCUSE ME, THROUGH A ‘STREETCAR AT YOUR NECK? Y'KNOW, I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS HERE. I THINK HE BRINGS HIS FAMILY IN HERE ONCE IN A WHILE FOR DINNER. IN THE KITCHEN, I DON’T SEE THEM UP CLOSE, I JUST REMEMBER ‘CAUSE HE CAME UP TO THE WINDOW AND INCOHERENTLY THANKED ME ‘ONE TIME. WHATEVER! LHAVE A TOTALLY SERVICEABLE VIEW OF THE DINING ROOM FROM HERE my OH GOD’ THERE? , WU NE | hes? \X a 4 WV SEN MW i Drs) We now join their conversation, already in progress... DOES A GIRL LIKE YOU GET TO BEA GIRL LIKE you? ROXANNE RICHTER. ME IN THE ‘AND NOW SHI WELL, I FIGURED TELLS ME SHE'S: IT OUT EVE! Ly. A NATURAL YOU DID A LOUSY JOB BLONDE! I MEAN, DESCRIBING HER OVER < ‘A BLONDE SO WHY DOES SHE WANT TO KILL ME? IS SHE DATING ONE OF YOUR EVIL EX-BOYFRIENDS OR SOMETHING? D "1 YOURE Le 3 SO I WANT TO TAKING HIS SIDE? Se - a HE’S CHEATING ON YOU, RAMONA, IT’S 30 OBVIOUS! WHY ry — ie 4hj|| PROBLEM? ae You got m running DUDE, RELAX. IVE GOT THIS SUB-TRAC CARD FOR HANDS- FREE ENTRY. 1 BET ROXIE’S TOO CHEAP FOR ONE OF UMM, WELL, LIKE, I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE FIGHTING HER, SO... WHAT'S THE PLAN? ARE WE GOING TO YOUR PLACE? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DUDE, YOU FIGHT HER CAN’T KEEP a EVENTUALLY. RUNNING. BITCH! SHE HAS. THIS GALLERY OPENING TONIGHT, ACTUALLY, DOWN SUPPOSEDLY FINE ARTIST, THESE Days. YOU'RE GOING I WASN'T REALLY PLANNING TO! I GUESS I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT My... UH... OPTIONS... I MEAN, I CAN’T REALLY AFFORD My OWN 122 YOU... COULD... I MEAN I'D TECHNICALLY... HAVE TO. I SUPPOSE... THINK ABOUT UH... MOVE IN ALOT WITH ME. FOR A BUT... LITTLE WHILE, I GUESS THERE'S PROS AND CONS. YOU'RE KIND OF INCONVENIENT, BUT YOU HAVE A JOB NOW, RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK IS UP? NOTHING'S UP! YOU ASSHOLES DON'T 11'S NOT LIKE IT’S INTENTIONAL, MAN. YOU HAVE SUMMER CLASSES, AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN PRACTICING OVER AT OUR PLACE. WE'RE RECORDING RIGHT NOW. HE’S BEEN TURNING DOWN SHOWS, YOU KNOW. THE LADY WHO. BOOKS SHOWS HERE KEEPS ASKING, AND HE KEEPS TURNING HER DOWN! Well, anyway... SHOWS WAS. THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING IN A COME ON, THAT'S NOT FAIR, EVEN IF I ADMIT I HAD A THING FOR HER, WHICH I NEVER WILL, IT'S ALL IN THE PAST. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THIS, 1 GONNA BE LIKE THIS I'M GLAD SHE'S ONLY IN TOWN FOR A COUPLE MORE DAYS! Co eae) PRESUMABLY YOU SAW HIS. JUNK, AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. LOOK, IM REALLY | guess ICANT OH, LISTEN. SOME GIRL CALLED EARLIER — DID YOU GET A JOB, BY THE WELL, UH... APPARENTLY YOU'RE FIRED FROM IT. THANKS, HEY, CAN YOU GRAB IDDY. Bul MY TOOTHBRUSH AND LIKE A CLEAN SHIRT OR SOMETHING? eS Pl 2 lL

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