Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock Kringggggggggggg!!!!!! Its morning!! And I have to wake up!! I glance at my alarm It's five minutes to ten! Grhhhhh!!!!

Hey, whats up with that alarm! It rang much, much too early! (yawn yawn yawn) I sit on my bed...Wondering....... Should I continue sleeping OR Should I wake up? I scratch my head and Perhaps I'll just day dream For a few extra moments before getting up! Yes!!! That is what im going to do Then, SUDDENLY I heard a BOOMING voice Screaming in my ears.. WAKE UP, YOU SLEEPY HEAD!!! ITS TEN OCLOCK IN THE MORNING. EVEN THE ROOSTER HAVE GONE BACK TO THE REBAN!! (mumble mumble mumble) So I get up. Slow...ly. Taking my own sweet time. Stand up and wipe teeny weeny sleepy eyes Reach and stretch for the sky (Stretch Stretch Stretch) Hold my hands way up high. Bend my body and touch the ground. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Staring out the windows and what do I see? Nothing Much The sun is brimming to my ears. What do I hear? Nothing much. The noise from the cars engine has deafened my ears. Gosh, I wish.... I dont have to go to school today! School such a bore, melancholic and old The exciting part is the gossips all told Teachers, they play on their computers all day FACEBOOK...TWITTER...MYSPACE... And FRIENDSTER??? Say what??? Friendster la Dehh..that is old school lah. (ketinggalan zaman betul) Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Theres something more exciting! Hey...what is it? Is it the cute boys ? < Pweeettt > OR is it the girls? < whoooooo> No ! No! No! No! No! Its called homework...H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K...homework! Say What! Homework! Thatz Bored.. Wait a minute! HOMEWORK!!!! That reminds me of something! Dont tell me that I O.M.G!!!!!! I forgot my homework! I forgot to put it in my book bag. By the way why bother putting it in the bookbag.. Cause I didnt do it anyway!!!! Oh, what should I do? Oh, what should I say? Should I tell my teacher... thaaaaat I couldnt do my homework cooooozz I had asthma and was wheezing. I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash, with some very painful sneezing, and itchy skin with blisters malaria and toothaches, eight spider bites and hair loss, and a broken leg with scabies, I sufferedit was awful but Im feeling better now. Could I have done my homework? No, I really dont see how.

Again!!!! That booming voice screaming at me.. Get ready! Get ready! Get ready! You're gonna be late unless you move now! There's no time to waste!

Hmmmm.. I wish the sun would not be too bright So I could enjoy my late morning slumber Dragging my lazy feet out the road.. And there I see one coming. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! Wish I could say so..grhhhhhhhh Forced to placed my big bum on the old worn-out cushion..

WHY!!!!!!!! I said Im allergic to homework. A.L.L.E.R.G.I.C It makes me cough and wheeze. You send me home with mounds to do, And I just snuff and sneeze. My teachers would never believe me. Allergic? We think not. Maybe see a doc, they would laugh, What about this excuses!!!!! I started on my homework, but my pen ran out of ink My hamster ate my homework My computers on the blink I tripped and dropped my homework in the soup my mom was cooking My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasnt looking My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer An airplane crashed into our house My homework caught on fire!! STOP IT! STOP IT! Well we did our homework! Dont you give us your LAME OLD DRAGY excuses Attention all students! Attention all kids! We are the good-good-good ones You are the bad-bad-bad ones You know why? I didnt want to add to my teachers heavy workload And.... I didnt want the other kids in the class to look bad That goes to you-you-you Huh??? Any more excuse The Gooood Ones!! Since your smart-smart-smart Well you know Pitas. Flooded, blackout and no water... So-so-so I dont see the connection here..HOW? It was FLOODED and my clumsy friend fell in the drain I jumped in to rescue him But unfortunately...my homework drown.. And BLACKOUT. There wasnt electricity bah!!! So, i had to burn my books to get enough light to see the fuse box!!!! I worked on these excuses, So darned long and I think What else can I say? I made a paper plane of it and it got hijacked I put it in the safe locker but lost the combination Some aliens from outer space borrowed it So they could study how the human brain worked I was kidnapped by terrorist And they only released me so i did not have time to do it Dragging my lazy feet once again... Walking towards the prison called school. When I got to school I tripped over and land on the ground. Thump! As, I was walking to class. A boy was close to crashing into me. Thus! Thus! In class I sneezed and everyone got a surprise. A-choo! It was then followed by lots of laughter. Ha! Ha! Ha! KRINGGGGG!!!!! There goes the school bell. HaizButterflies in my stomach My English Teacher will strangled me with all her might Oh, Please lose ur memory today teacher, Please get an emergency call from the hospital, Please forget to enter class, Please go away Teachernot today I didnt do my homework last night But i have pages of excuses... Do you want to consider it teacher? My desk is in the first two rows that's just beneath the teacher's nose Her eyes are on me, just like glue. My teacher knows -- and what I fear Is that is why she keeps me near. Damn! She picked me! At the front i look around All the eyes on me Even the kid who never looked up Always too busy picking his nose Is now looking at me too... My heart goes...dub..dab..dub..dab..dub..dab Teacher, you wouldnt punish me, would you? For something that I did not do? Of course not. Ah!!! Thats a relief! Teacher, I didn't do my homework again!

HiHiHiHi Wait! Wait! Wait! jgn mare mare..nanti tak cantik cikgu.. It was just a jooookee This is the plain truth Oh, when Im in my classroom, my classroom, my classroom, yes, when Im in my classroom I fall sound asleep. Im snoring and drooling from all of this schooling. Cause when Im in my classroom I fall sound asleep. The more I do my homework, my homework, my homework, the more I do my homework the sleepier I get. Cause homework is boring. It makes me start snoring. The more I do my homework the sleepier I get.

I believe in myself and my ability to do my best at all times. Because I am responsible for my life and for all of my actions: I I I I I I I I will will will will will will will will listen, see, speak, feel, think, reason, read, write.

I will do all these things with one purpose in mind: To do my best and not to waste this day for this day will come no more. Love me, make me feel valued Smile for me, tell me that youre happy to teach me, Notice me,See all of me: my curiousity, my anticipation Teach me,I will work on the wrongs Help Me! Help me know it matters Excite Me,I came to you in love with learning I'm Ready I want to learn. I want to know. I want to be your student. I I I I I PROMISE will return the favor will reward you with my attention, my focus, my heart will show you what I can do will show you who I can be

GET OUT OF THE CLASS!!! Standing out there wishing... my teacher would let us share answers during a test. my teacher would double recess and halve math. my teacher would let the students teach the class. my teacher would call a fire drill and then forget to bring us back inside. my teacher wouldnt punch holes in my discipline card. But stop! Why do i wish things for myself? Wishy...washy things Things only a loser would think of? How often we wish for another chance To make a fresh beginning A change to blot out our mistake And change failure into winning And it does not take a special time To make a brand-new start It only takes the deep desire To try with all our heart To live a little better And to always remembering to do my homework Because PMP..What!!! PMPWhat!!!! Practice Makes Perfect la duh

I'm excellent, fabulous, great as can be! Astoundingly splendid. Yes, seriously! I WILL SHOW YOU I CAN BE!!!!!!!!!!!

By : Tr.Caroline, SMK Pitas