1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile) b’se after S there is a mile.

2.”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai
moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

6. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri
chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha
vizhundruven illiya.

8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.

10. What is common to robbers and tennis players? They both involve rackets
(racquets) and courts!

11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en

pinnadiyae suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.

16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku

SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?

16. When did George Washington die? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours.
You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.

18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but
a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY

can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

19. Pesrson1: What is the opposite of PENGUIN? Person2: AANKING (!)

21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu
maraikkum

22. what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia

23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai

24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum.

Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai
sappida mudiyathu

25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla
oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda
mugaththildhaan irukkum )))

26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga

avanukku paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan?
‘Naan konjam thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu sonnaan.

27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role

28. . Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ‘ThaNNi’

‘kudi’ththanam nadaththum.

29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku

31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku
Vaathiyaar.
32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan
periya revolutionist aache

33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai
chuvai’ nadigar illaiyaa.

34. Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu

35. Q: heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?

36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi
went away with the mouse.

37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are
numbered.

38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday.

39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold

40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ?
Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!

41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha
nanainjudume !!!

42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water? Answer: If you
drop a Glass of Milk ….

43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha
‘pisasu’

44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga
vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi

45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa,
naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba
cheap-aa kidichuthaam..

46. Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

46. Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha! Gokulashtami:

kaal marks. Communism: Karl Marx
47. naadhaswara vidwan ‘pay hike’ venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. “Pay hike
vendum” endru vaayaal ketpaar 2. ‘oothiya’ uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48.
ulagathileye periya ‘ladder’ ethu? handavaalam

49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop
vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu
pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal
than irngale

50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat

kavunthuduthu..yaellarum iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla
mithakura…athu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai 51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna
difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a kai-raattinam spinner?

51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O)
52. Asoka the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar.
Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.

53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam.
Shyam : ‘Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma’! Teacher : Good!
paravaillayae Mela Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma!
Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma! and so on….

53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya,
mudalle sithappavai kolla vendum

54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi
irukkum!”

55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come
inbetween 55. Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil
serndhuvidum.

56. “Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?” “Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!”

57. “Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi… ean?” “Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!”

57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal “HaHa” San.

58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan “Mei”
marandhuvittan.

59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ?

Soodaan seithigal iruppadhal.
59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? “Soni”a Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna
avaar ? Usilai mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball.
Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ? Pa”kis”than Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? “Rush”ya

61. Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti.

62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal

63 . ‘Gandhi’ padathai tamil-la eduthaa enna peru vaippaanga? “Aatthaa sudhandiram

kedachiduchi!” Telugu? “Borbandar rowdy!” Hindi? “1947 A *TRUE* story!”
Malayalam? “Mohandasin oru kashta kaalathu!” (mookkinaal padikkavum

64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari

65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru

maasam

66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.

Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathu’kudi’ aache!

67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham (’Novel’ pazham)!

68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane
pudavai kattuvanga

69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son
: Well, where did you get mummy then?

69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to
shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B’cos in the tonic bottle it’s written as
“Shake well before use” !!!

70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in
MrX’s pocket and asked him, Mr X ” where is the pen?” Mr X replied ” in the pocket”
Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked
MrX, Mr X ” where is the pen now? Mr X replied ” antha pocket” Actually , he was
answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?

71. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to
write in the “Mother Tongue:….” field. Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm’