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NO ON E .
A G r u m py
Introduction
how I got to be as grumpy as
I get a lot of questions about
e answer: you have until the
I am. I give everyone the sam
claws come out.
count of three to leave, or the
es from insideyou have to
You see, true grumpiness com
like
n if you werent born with it
feel it down to your core. Eve
elop a grumpy mindset. This
me, however, you can still dev
t.
book will help you achieve tha
dream of a world in which
Why help you? Heres why: I
corner, occasionally emerging
everyone sulks in their own
l disgust for everything around
to judge one another and fee
them.
G RU M P Y CAT
ITS NOT ME
ITS YOU
Forecast for
Your Life
NOW THAT YOU HAVE THIS BOOK,
things are going to start looking down for you right
away. Heres the forecast for the rest of your life. No
matter what the weather is outside, this is what it will
be in your heart.
TODAY
TODAY
TOMORROW
TODAY
THE DAY
AFTER THAT
THE NEXT
DAY
TODAY
THE REST
OF TIME