United Road take me home ,United Road To the place, I belong; To Old Trafford, to see United; Take me home,

United road United Calypso "If ever they are playing in your town, You must get to that football ground; Take a lesson come and see, Football taught by Matt Busby; Manchester, Manchester United; A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserve to be knighted!" Glory, glory, Man United Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, And the reds go marching on, on, on. Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by We'll keep the Red Flags flying high You've got to see yourself from far and wide You've got to hear the masses sing with pride United! Man United! We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wember-ly Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly! We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly! We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three And everyone will know just who we are They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera' United! Man United! We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wember-ly Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly! We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly! We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly Glory Glory Man United Glory Glory Man United Glory Glory Man United As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On! (3x) We Shall Not Be Moved We Shall Not Be Moved "We shall not we shall not be moved; just like a team, that's going to win the football league (again); we shall not be moved" U-N-I-T-E-D "U-N-I-T-E-D, United are the team for me with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone; why don't City F*** off home"

Oh Manchester Oh Manchester (oh Manchester), Is wonderful (is wonderful), Oh Manchester is wonderful, Its full of t**s, f***y and United! Oh Manchester is wonderful! Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside), Is full of s**t (is full of s**t), Oh Merseyside is full of s**t, Its full of s**t, s**t and more s**t, Oh Merseyside is full of s**t. Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road), Is full of sheep (is full of sheep), Oh Elland Road is full of sheep, Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP! Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd), Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc), Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc, He f***ed up Leeds United, Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc! The Council House (the Council House), Is Never Full (is Never Full), The Council House Is Never Full, Unless they play Man United, The Council House is never full! The San Siro (the San Siro), Is Never Full (is Never Full), The San Siro Is Never Full, Unless they play Man United, The San Siro is never full! We'll Never Die We'll never die, We'll never die We'll never die, We'll never die We keep the red flag flying high Cause Man United will never die Que Sera Sera Que sera, sera, Whatever will be, will be, We're going to Wembley, Que sera sera... Ob La Di, Ob La Da Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, Man United, European champions! Build a Bonfire Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the Scousers on the top, Put the City in the middle, And we'll burn the f***ing lot... We Are The Busby Boys Hello, hello we are the busby boys, Hello, hello we are the busby boys, And if you are a city fan, Surrender or you'll die, We all follow United!

We Love United We love United, we do, We love United, we do, We love United, we do, Oh United we love you... Anderson Anderson-son-son He's better than Kleberson; Anderson-son-son He's our midfield magician; To the left, to the right Do the samba dance tonight; He is class, with the brass and he shits on Fabregas Now every single one of us Now every single one of us Loves Alex Ferguson Loves Alex Ferguson Loves Alex Ferguson Now every single one of us Loves Alex Ferguson John O'shea When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing 'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score... Eric The King We`ll drink a drink a drink To Eric the King the King the King He`s the leader of our football team He`s the greatest French Footballer that the world has ever seen Andy Cole Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy, Andy Cole, He gets the ball and scores a goal, Andy, Andy Cole. What a goal, what a goal from Andy, Andy Cole He gets the ball and scores a goal, Andy, Andy Cole Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, Feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs. Gary Neville Gary Neville is a Red is a Red, is a Red, Gary Neville is a Red, he hates scousers.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer, You make me happy, when skies are grey, Oh Steven Gerrard, was f*ckin ******, please don't take, my Solskjaer away! Park Ji Sung Park, Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your country, Could be worse, Could be scouse, Eating rats in the council house Wayne Rooney I saw my mate the other day, He said to me he saw the white Pele, So I asked, who is he? He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. Nemanja Vidic Nemanja whoa, Nemanja whoa, He come's from Serbia, He'll f***ing murder ye... Kiko Macheda Kiko Macheda Kiko Macheda, Scores winners like Cantona, Then kisses the Camera, Kiko Macheda... Paul Scholes He scores goals galore, He scores goals, He scores goals galore, He scores goals, He scores goals galore, He scores goals, Paul Scholes, He scores goals...