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So mine were 321, 468, 443, or otherwise known as answers, snipers, prostitutes.

Unfortunately I did not know what to do with answers (or how to interpret that exactly) so I rerolled my answers and got portals with a 200. So here we go. Setting: The year is 2051 and unfortunately for those living in Las Vegas, anyone who had slept with a certain rich playboy (you know who you are) developed super powers. The money he shoved down the hookers and strippers panties had been irradiated. With a mix of different drinks being spilled on the bills while the man was getting wasted before all his visits, it gave any woman touched by the filthy money the power to create portals between two places. Quickly the prostitutes and hookers armed themselves and rose up against their previous pimp masters. Thus began the FiascHOE of 2051. Setup: Recommended for 4+ players. Each player gets 15 points to spend on 3 stats as they choose. PORTALS, HEALTH, and AIM are the primary stats for all players. A player has a base of 1 in each stat and can increase it to a maximum of 10 (or putting 9 points into a single stat). Now each player must give their prostitute a unique name because no two prostitutes are the same, (except twins, oh god twins). Rules: Each stat is vitally important to every character. PORTALS for instance helps you stay alive and turn the tables on an enemy snipping prostitute (remember these chicks are armed). HEALTH is the total health you have. AIM is for shooting other prostitutes. Hits are considered when a d6 is rolled and is 5 or 6. The way it works is this for each player on their turn: 1. Active player may either A) choose another prostitute to attack, or B) try to gain an advantage If A, i. The active player rolls Xd6s where X is equal to their AIM + any miscellaneous factors to AIM ii. The player under attack will then roll Xd6s, where X is equal to their PORTALS stat rounded down + HEALTH iii. If the active player rolls more hits than the player under attack, the active players prostitute deals X damage, where X is the number of successes over the player under attacks hits. If B, i. The player rolls Xd6, where X is equal to their PORTAL stat. ii. If 2 or more hits, reference chart below for bonuses to the character 2. If another player was attacked this turn, the defending player gets a temporary +1 to AIM when attacking the active player until active players next turn, (you fool, you gave away your sniping position and didnt kill the target) 3. Player ends their turn A player dies if: their prostitute takes damage equal to their current HEALTH stat throughout the course of the game (damage stays, unless stated otherwise by portal jumping / option B).

Option B / Portal Jumping Hits 2 3 4 5 6 7 8+ Remove 1 damage +1 to AIM for the next turn +1 to PORTALS for the rest of the game +1 to HEALTH for the rest of the game +2 to AIM for the rest of the game and remove 1 damage +2 to PORTALS and +1 to HEALTH for the rest of the game YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!! Unfortunately your prostitute was sucked into another dimension. You lose the game. (You dug to greedily and to deeply)

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