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The 2009 Calendar

An Illustrator Experience

By Anthony

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for
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Anthony...

a name you can


trust!
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#2 “On a Good Day” (originally created 10/29/04)
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You’re under arrest He’s Dingleberry... Dingleberry


for tax fraud
His life really sucks!

IRS Guilty... Life in jail Bend over... That’s


my bitch My butt hurts
for jay-walking #7 “Normal Life?” (originally created 12/3/04)
Special Oversized Last Issue ...Lunch Break...
Judge Dialogue
Animal
at trial for You’re hired Masturbation Rock
He’s Dingleberry... Dingleberry Clinic
tax evasion New Poor Dog
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#3 “The Escape” (originally created 11/5/04)

“Your father “...but he left


His life really sucks!

died...” you a BILLION


dollars!”
Guns

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And they lived


Happily Ever
AHHHHHHHH

This has I’ve got some- I lost the I lost ALL the
After!!! thing to tell you money at
been brought wedding
ring the casino
Get him!

and the
to you by
Guards

house
Anthony burnt
down and
Salvagno our children
died...and we
and various
Dirt

both have AIDS.


He’s Dingleberry... Dingleberry
SUNY classes.
His life REALLY sucks!

#5 “The Search” (originally created 11/14/04)


He’s Dingleberry... Dingleberry I’m sorry, you don’t Bones
Nice Doggies

Rubble
Attack dogs

have any money.


His life really sucks!
Grrrrr

(Behind Dingle)

Box (for
We only have 1 house left
Dinner)
Sales
Rep
Teller

Now I need to get


money for food.
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for tax fraud Ton’s of exclusive
never-before seen
content!
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This calendar is made without most holidays marked.


In fact it only has the holidays that I care about.
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