Idiots Anonymous

Volume 1, Issue 42 Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!) INTRODUCING ANONYMOUS MAN! Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved December 2012

When is enough?!
DBy Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Whilyyweeweee As reported in Clash Daily by Doug Giles, we are sending to the Egyptians, now the Egyptian Brotherhood a terrorist organization, 200 Whileslsffoiho38484857579 M1A1 Battle Tanks and 20 refitted F-16 Fighter Jets at a I cost of 1.3 billion dollars! Did you forget that our military budget is being cut by one billion dollars over the next ten years?! Why does Egypt need so many tanks with a fleet of over 4,000 and so many F-16s, which will now number over 240?! Is the new Egyptian Government Only afraid that Israel will attack them or will they use their might in the hands of an aggressor President to attack Israel? The He\\ deal went down previous to the new Clo regime, but given the instability of Morsis dictatorial power grab in the Middle East what are we doing?! To the liberal Jews who voted for Obama, now that you got your social welfare programs, are you aware at the possible danger that awaits your brethren!?

THE END IS ALMOST NEAR!!!

By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn As December 21st looms ever closer we are haunted by an ancient civilizations prophecy that the world will end on this date! Is it just a coincidence that the Mayan long form calendar ends on the very day that is the winter solstice? The very day when the Sun is closest to the Earth? How will the end come? Will it be from the mysterious planet Nibiru that will either crash or come too close to us? Will a meteor smash us to bits? Or perhaps our magnetic poles will reverse and opposites will attract in a discreetly undesirable manner? Does that mean that we have to look forward to liberals loving conservatives? That will be pathetic! To find the truth this reporter bravely travelled deep into the South American jungle where no man has gone before to find out why the Mayan long calendar ends on the 21st of Dec.! The trip was arduous hacking vines and huge man eating plants that tried to avoid me and not in a very subtle manner. Reputations do come in handy sometimes! My guide and I had to endure torrential downpours that never seemed to end, dangerous wild beasts, raging rivers to cross, and a never ending plethora of blood sucking giant mosquitoes that constantly complained at the quality of my highly polyunsaturated juice that was running through my veins! Finally we made it to the site and low and behold after a year of investigation my findings were conclusive. They ran out of ink! Chawnaw@rocketmail.com

The Dear John Letter By John Freeman Columnist (Continued) GOP: Grand Old Pretenders In response to Chawnaws essay throwing the bums out, I totally agree. The GOP needs to light a fire under themselves. Im tired of hearing about the Republicans feeding into the hands of Obama and the Democrats. John Boehner used to cry all the time, well John, Im crying now when I hear that you want the working people of this country to have an $800 billion tax increase! Now, I point the finger, squarely at the Republican Party, because they SHOULD know better. I just can't believe that our people would not allow Romney to win the primary in 2008, and did not come out in numbers for him this time either. There were three million less votes for Romney Ryan than Mc Cain - Palin. They keep saying how they can't stand Obama; yet three million didn't show up at the polls, why? The popular vote is not as important for the electoral college, but if Romney lost the popular vote by a few million, those 3 million votes that went nowhere this time, or those Republicans who threw their vote away on Gary Johnson, (and yes that third party candidate got a million votes), in those precious swing states, maybe that "popular" vote could have spilled over into the electoral college! We must stop blaming Democrats when the GOP is letting this happen. Republicans have become a party of nitpickers, and complainers, or, as I like to call them, Monday Morning Quarterbacks. In other words they can talk about the Big Game, after the fact. They've been talking the big game for four years, and then you choke on Election Day? They can talk and talk and talk, and the Democrats keep getting their way because the Republicans are a bunch of wishy-washy yes men, and the Democrats are ruling the roost. WIN A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION can you do that!? Obama had both coasts and the media on his side, but even so, Romney came close. Without full support from the so called religious right, he lost, big time. Would you like to know the similarity between George Washington, and our Washington DC? Unfortunately, both met their demise from the bloodletting of LEECHES! MAKE IT STOP Republicans, you have the power to do it! Theres so much pork barrel spending in Washington, its making me seriously consider becoming KOSHER!!! Republicans, stop telling us how much you disagree with Democrats and GROW A BACKBONE! Take this country back for the working class heroes who pay your bills! You may contact The Dear John Letter at: jfreeman7476@yahoo.com

Work is a good thing!

By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Imagine you live in Michigan which is one of if not the most unemployed states in the Union and you are told by a UAW enforcer that you are not allowed to work for GM, because it is a closed shop. Your family is starving and you just want a job, but because you dont have the pull with the correct people, you aint gonna work! That has just been changed with the Right to Work law having been passed on Dec. 11th by a Republican majority. I guess Republicans can accomplish something once in a while! The truth is that you will find more good being done by Republicans on the local level, than on the national scene! Why is that? Probably because they know which side of their bread is buttered! With all due respect to the unions, they did serve an important function in their heydays, stopping sweat shops from taking advantage of mistreated workers. Unfortunately some of them became what they themselves wanted to change, thugs who greedily took advantage of businesses causing many companies to outsource workers. This led to the loss of many jobs in our country. Sure, now less money, but also less unemployment, more taxes, more goods being purchased, more children being fed, more hard working citizens able to pay the rent and most importantly much less liberal control of our lives!

Introducing Anonymous Man!

Believe it or not Anonymous Man has nothing to do with Idiots Anonymous; being perceived much earlier. He is a super hero and an ordinary guy and the strip may be one of the funniest cartoons on the market. The very talented Alan Scragg, (Scraggie), my partner, is the graphic artist and from Great Britain. He has worked on many creative projects including Thomas the Engine as its Creative Director. We welcome your feedback. G-d willing Anonymous Man will be available for syndication soon. Thank you! Chawnaw@rocketmail.com.