Ideas tp relieve night owls of sleep deficiency

sleep through the weekends

sleep one day awake the next etc
buy a portable mattress and sleep at work every 2 hours for 10 mins
build city sleepin hotels for sleeping during brakes in times after work,
when waiting to meet friends etc
build a body holding deivice, that holds you upright, sitting in a chair
even when sound asleep.
Add an alarm when someone gets close that uses your own voice recording
saying Hi,how are you at the moment, what can I do for you?
set alarm for 11pm and go to bed hether tired or not
do sports in the evening so you are excerted and willing to sleep early
do really boring things from 9pm
turn light down to really cosy, so you get tired
Sex at 8 pm and do not get out of bed afterwards
borrow children and go to bed with them
work at home -reduce commute time, sleep instead
live in office building and use extra time to sleep
sleep during lunch break (loose weight at the same time, if you want)
Do powernappings often/combine with use of holding device
create a pillow that looks like a scarf and use to sleep whenever
there are a few m inutes
have your electricity turn off at 11 pm so there is no TV, computer,
WLAN or light
take slleping pills early so you fall asleep early
find other people who sleep for you
do lots of meditation and thus reduce needed sleep hours
do autogenous training and reduce needed sleep hours
do an anti-sleeep-need diet
do voodoo to get rid of sleep ghosts
do a police raid to arrest the sandman
live off "energy drinks" for a month and then go to sleep for 4 weeks
don't sleep during summer and hibernate
outsource sleeping
use additional time to sleep: get additional time by hiring
a cook,
a babysitter for mornings so you can sleep longer
a driver
a nanny
a housekeeper
someone who washes, dressesyou and gets you all ready while you are still asleep
so that all you have to do is wake up and leave the house: make-up on, coffee
mug in hand
Become a participant in sleep lab studies
become a bed tester
work as night porter or security person/combine with holding device
participate in sleep resarch as study object
use sleep walking for boring routines at home and at work
become a piece of art: the sleeping beauty
-in park
-on meadows
-in shop window
-in bathtub
-under bridge
-on bridge
-on car
-on motorcycle
-in playground
-on tree
-in bushes
-on lake
-in yoga class
-in the yard
-in birdcage
......
become a sleeping nude model
learn to sleep standing up
sleep during commutes
sleep while waiting at cashier
powernap while waiting at red lights
sleep while waiting in line at gas station
sleep while waiting for bus
sleep while waiting for kids to dress
sleep while waiting for spouse/friends
sleep while spouse dresses
sleep instead of reading
become an expert tester/adjustor for areas where there is dispute like
in hotels or appartments where people complain: test out, if you can
sleep there for a night the dispute is over (if you can'T too, but thats
kind of bad as you need sleep!)
Become a tester for white noise for hotels. If you can sleep with the
suggested white noise it is good, of course thhis needs extensive testing
Have a hiding sleeping tube to carry along go inside, hide and sleep
get a key for drainage pit lid, so you can get inside and hide and sleep
create a bathroom out of order sign for the office and go sleep there
ly down in cars you are working on to sleep-no one ever knows it didnt take as long
sleep on production line and move along with the cars
reincarnate as a cat, they can sleep all thetime
reincarnate as a vampire, they dont need any sleep
research how ants live, they never sleep
stop sleeping out of free will-you will die young wich is good for economy
sleep faster, need less sleep
duplicate your brains so that one can sleep while the other is awake,
do not forget to update when switching brains!
find a doppelgaenger who does your work, while you sleep some extra hours
work part time and sleep more
start a petition to prolong the day to 36 hours, sleep additional hours
set sails onto plant so it turns more slowly
get big sticks out at night,hook onto starts and stop rotation of earth for a few hours
stop all clocks worlsdwide
set back all clocks worldwide every night
fiddle with atomic clock
abolish all clocks watches etc
Petition that working hours start at noon
get a job to sleep in empty flats so they seem busy
you will only be allowed to marry if your partners sleep cycle matches your own
sleep cycle becomes the most important criterion to group society, you marry within,
you get jobs within
Unconditional basic income for all night owls-and off you got to no work or part time
and looots of sleep-time
it becomes illegal to not sleep enough-you will be imprisoned for it until you have
caught up on your sleep
become a night dream dancer
petition to abolish time
petition to abolish money
petition to abolish worries
turn sleep gene off
change laws: the worker maybe late for work
make it a basic human right to sleep sufficiently