Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? Pati: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho. A perfect gift for u! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It's a SMILE from me to u! When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. One tree can start a forest, One smile can start a friendship One touch can show love and care One person like you can make life worth living! Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obeys you! Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would surely put U and I together. Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend main galian kyon de rahe the? Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai. Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi? Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha. You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. Husband: Tum kaun ho! Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye. Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why will you die? Husband: Because main itni khushi Bardasht nahin kar sakta. Cellphones can be irritating. Have to buy a card. Have to recharge battery. Msgs get delayed There is only one thing I love about it. It connects me & you. Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. A day without your love is a day without life. I can't think of anything but you. Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks, but promise me, You will stay there for the rest of your life. I love you not because of who you are, But because of who I am when I am with you. Wife: If I die what will you do? Husband: I will be mad! Wife: Will you marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!