Alphabet Soup-a Story of My Life

By Eliza Helmers 5-D

 A Alpha Dog

Little white furry fluff ball. Huge barking black Great Dane/Saint Bernard.
Who is the alpha dog? White furry fluff ball impossibly cute dog about five inches
high named Big-Boy. The huge female Tar Heel obeys his every command. And
when she has a problem he puts it down. Alpha dog.
• In the beginning Tar Heel comes first as a puppy. She is knee high with huge
paws and floppy ears and a wet nose. She peed when she was scared and cowered
when we came close. Big-Boy, a confident sure of himself pleasure seeking pup,
fell off the table when he was supposed to be eating there. He begged for food,
got stuck in cracks, and went under our chests of drawers. Once my dad left his
food on the floor in his office to go to the bathroom. Big-Boy ate it and well my
dad was not happy. You could hear Big-Boy crying all over the house. Tar Heel had
a leader.
 D Dreams
I was about . . . four years old when I fell asleep. I woke up and went down
stairs and to the front door I shrieked! There was a knight standing there. I ran
around the house shrieking and locking all the doors. I woke up gasping as if I had
just run a race.
Last year during the summer I went to bed. I was in the lower school p.e.
room. I looked up. I was surrounded by my classmates.There was a stage that had
curtains of purple silk with silver stars on them. There were two people in ancient
clothes getting married and no offence to them but they looked so ridiculous. I
rolled off the bed and gasped in pain and then lauphed out loud. That dream had
been so stupid and silly.
 N No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I refuse. I have said that word so many times. No
in jeopardy, no in tests, no when my mom wants me to drink more water. I
remember once that I had an argument with my friend. I refused to say I was
wrong. I always said that she was wrong. Now that I look back on it it is rather
funny.
I am good at arguing. Stubborn, consistent, and convinced that I am right.
Once my dad said I should be a lawyer but in saying that I would not. I really do
like arguments.
 R Riddles
I went down two my friend’s house and she told me a riddle. "There was once a women who went
on expedition to the south pole. Her husband, who was also on the expedition, soon after they got there
froze to death. Later the captain (the expedition had been starving) gave her a penguin sandwich. When
she was home she went to the store and ordered a penguin sandwich. Later she came back crying. Why"
said Julia (the friend)" Tick, tock, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock." She said. "No idea." I answered
promptly. "The first sandwich on the expedition had she thought had been made from her husband but
had axially been made from a different breed of penguin!" "That’s gross" I said! It was and still is gross.
I love telling riddles and being told riddles. They are so fun and tricky! Julia told me another."
There was a round house. A child was kidnapped there. When the detectives came they asked them what
they had been doing. The mother said she had been baking cookies. The father said he had been watching
his hands. The brother said he had been watching TV . The maid said that she had been reading in the
corner. Who was lying?" said Julia. "Um, I don't know" I said. "The maid, it was a round house!" I went
home laughing.
 S Scuba Diving
I spit out a mouth full of sea water. We were on the boat racing toward the
coral reef where we were going diving. We got there and I sat on the edge of the
boat. A like guard flopped me over the edge of the boat. I swam a little way and
dived. It was brilliant!
One brilliant ride later we were back the boat. Every thing had been perfect
except I had a jelly fish sting me on my ankle. I had seen wave coral, chete fish,
jelly fish and two conch shells. That sting on my ankle did sting. I spit out a mouth
full of water.
 
 V Vomit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were in Pennsylvania for our annual trip to Virginia, Pennsylvania, and
Washington. When I was going up the stairs I collapsed and could not move. I
finally got to my room. I then vomited spectacularly red gunk flying everywhere. I
was sick oh so, so, sick!
Three weeks later I had lost thirty pounds, thrown up constantly, and was so
bored. My mom coxed me into the car and I promptly vomited. When we got to
the doctor I found out I had an ear ache in both ears and a throat infection and the
throw up bug. They gave me pills. In three days I was better. (thermometer
below) 
 Reflection
I liked this project because I got to tell my life's most
exiting stories. I really like writing and this is my first
time actually writing a pretty long story. I love the
thought of memoirs it is a way of preserving your life
forever. Even when you are with your maker, people can
remember and read about you and what you did from
your point of view. This has also been my real first dead
line and the longest thing I have ever typed. It reminded
me that life is like a flower, ignore it and it wilts water it
care for it will live. I hope to make more memoirs in my
life.