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■ LOT simulator (your pubic bone area) will force blood to rush in
● Manual Penis Enlargement to satisfy the differences between that pressure
Exercises and the one inside the cylinder.
❍ JAI Stretch
❍ V-Stretch While under vacuum pressure more blood can
❍ Fowfer enter the Corpus Cavernosa than normal and
❍ How To Jelq lymphatic fluids are drawn into other distensible
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise areas of the penis. In fact, the penis can expand
❍ Sadsak Slinky well beyond the normal erect dimensions thereby
creating the proper conditions to stimulate
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growth. Eventually, with repeated sessions, these
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cellular tissues under the forces of expansion will
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gradually adapt to more stress as your workouts
❍ Sizemeister's Routine continue to progress and this should result in
❍ Ulistretch's Routine permanent gains over time.
● Mechanical Penis
Enlargement Techniques These vacuum devices were originally designed
❍ Hanging and manufactured for those individuals who
■ Wrapping for suffer from erectile dysfunction or impotence.
Hanging, Girth and Over the years the device has acquired critics
Traction that claim that the devices merely aid in getting
■ The Captn's Wench an erection and serve only their original purpose,
Bib Hanger
■ i.e., not intended to produce long term gains or
❍ Traction growth. Penis enlargement is a relatively new and
■ Zekeman's developing science and much of the latest
Stretcher advances and cutting edge techniques that exist
❍ Pumping today stem from the exchange of experiences
and ideas such as the ones by the members of
Pumping 101
this forum. The medical community has not really
■
❍ Extreme Uli's and shown interest in this field for obvious reasons
Clamping (among others) that we will not cover in the
■ Uli Thing scope of this article. However, we believe we do
■ Clamping 101 not necessarily need to have medical community
❍ Jelq Sticks endorsements to know that we learn on our own
■ Power Jelq can work. The experiences of many members
combined can serve as an informal scientific
inquiry as we forge ahead into this relatively
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❍ Lubricants two.
❍ Routines
The exercise consists of applying an OK style
thumb and forefinger grip encircling the base of
Contents the lubricated partially erect penis, restricting
blood flow, and pulling this grip forward toward
the glans. Once one hand has reached the glans
the same grip and motion is applied with the
second hand. This process is repeated for a
❍ LOT Theory
LOT simulator
It is important that jelqing is proceeded with and
■
● Manual Penis Enlargement followed by a warm wrap, to relax the tissues and
Exercises
minimize chances of injury.
❍ JAI Stretch
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Step By Step Jelqing
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❍ Jelq and Jelqing
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise 1. Apply OK grip at base with first hand
❍ Sadsak Slinky 2. stroke forward toward the glans
● Manual Penis Enlargement 3. Apply OK grip with second hand and
Routines release first hand
❍ Newbie Routine 4. stroke forward toward the glans
❍ Sizemeister's Routine 5. Apply OK grip at base with first hand and
❍ Ulistretch's Routine release second hand
6. Repeat from 2 to 5
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❍ Traction
Jelqing is, on the face of it, simple but it can take
■ Zekeman's
a while to master the intricacies of the exercise
Stretcher and improvements will be made many months
❍ Pumping after starting. Initially your penis will need to
■ Pumping 101 become accustomed to the pressure levels and so
❍ Extreme Uli's and you should aim to build the intensity and duration
Clamping of the exercise over time. This will allow for the
■ Uli Thing blood supply to the penis to develop and the
■ Clamping 101 tissues to become used to the exercise.
❍ Jelq Sticks
■ Power Jelq
Erection Level
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too low an erection level or allow your erection to
● Tom Hubbard's Penis subside for too long before correction, the
Workshop pressure during the progression of each stroke
❍ Classic will vary greatly. The start of the stroke will be
❍ 2001 low pressure and the end of the stroke will be a
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❍ much higher pressure. This will encourage more
❍ 2002 girth development toward the glans and
● Other Resources eventually result in a baseball bat shape
❍ Lubricant for Penis developing.
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❍ Bib - 19 months The minimum erection level you should allow is
❍ Hanging Sets - In 40%-50%. In general, the greater the erection,
the more effect on girth. Likewise, the lower the
Depth
erection, the more effect on length. That said,
❍ Blood Collection some gain length easily and others only find girth
During Hanging increases. Jelqing with erections higher than 80%
should be avoided initially.
Grip
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Stroke
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stretch 5 x 3 min V-
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10
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Zekeman's
area of attachment.
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❍ Lubricant for Penis is described; however, there are many variations
Enlargement that can be used depending upon the specific LOT
❍ Bib - 19 months and body fibers (ligaments/tunica) being targeted.
❍ Hanging Sets - In
Depth The V-Stretch consists of the following actions:
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During Hanging ● Warm wrap
● Create the initial overhand ok grip behind
the glans, using a suitable grip
enhancement
● Pull to a moderate tension
● Hook the thumb of the other hand over the
shaft at its mid point
● Push down carefully
● Hold for a period
● Release carefully
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1 Two pieces
●
● Mechanical Penis
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❍ Hanging with a piece of wire (or key ring).
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❍ Fowfer
Jelq and Jelqing
Butt Stretcher is kind of a misnomo because
❍
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise you're not stretching the butt, you're stretching
❍ Sadsak Slinky the penis. So, unless someone else has labeled
● Manual Penis Enlargement this technique, I will call it a "fowfer".
Routines
❍ Newbie Routine I have clock several hours in the past 2 months
❍ Sizemeister's Routine doing this exercise and have gained approx
❍ Ulistretch's Routine another 1" in flaccid length. I am definitely a
● Mechanical Penis shower now with 7" flaccid and 8.125" erect. I
Enlargement Techniques started Dec. '99 as a grower with 4.5" flaccid and
❍ Hanging 7" erect.
■ Wrapping for
Hanging, Girth and The exercise or technique is a simple no hander
Traction which makes it ideal while working on the
■ The Captn's Wench computer or watching TV and is as follow:
■ Bib Hanger
❍ Traction 1. total softie best but 20-30% would
■ Zekeman's probably work
and a warmup recommendedi
Stretcher
2. while standing, reach from behind between
❍ Pumping legs
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❍ Extreme Uli's and 3. stretch penis as far as possible either up
Clamping crack
■ Uli Thing or under check of ass
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❍ Jelq Sticks outstretched penis
■ Power Jelq letting your weight retain the stretch
5. release handhold and enjoy a hands free
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Enhancing the fowfer effect
beenthere
Senior Member When I have the opportunity I like to soak in a hot tub of
Forum Donator water for relaxation plus the heating effect for PE while I
do stretches aimed at tunica because of a 8:00 LOT.
Since I'm just hand stretching I'm hoping the hot water
soaking will help with the tough tunica, maybe even be a
key factor. When I get out of the tub I do jelqing with
vaseline while my penis is still in the warmed state from
the bath.
11-28-2003, 06:09
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koknballz
Member I too am a proponent of heat prepping PE. I find that
soaking the unit in tolerable hot water helps get a good
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: northern hemisphere stretch. Fowfers, however, seem to hit the ligs harder
than the tunica due to the extremely low angle. And so,
the heat that you are applying to the unit is not as
beneficial as say, when you are doing girth exercises or
fulcrum stretches. This is because the ligs are more
internal and getting heat on them is very difficult.
11-20-2005, 10:57
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adamander
Member Do Fowfers make you lose your angle of erection. It is not
too handsome to be erected at 8 or 7 o'clock LOT.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SWITZERLAND
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Interesting Contraption
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Interesting..
Hey Zeke,
Welcome aboard! Interesting device. I think I would
add the foam padding to the dowels and maybe use
Groa's bastard file to kind of get a sweet spot for the
top of the shaft near the head. Either that or rotate the
attachment points to contact the sides of the shaft. I
like the idea of the pivot points on the base. Let us
know how it works for you.
Dec 13 2001
ZekeMan2000 2:42 AM
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Enlarged view
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Enlarged view
Here, you can see the notches that I filed into the
dowels so that they don't slip off the metal "pusher
brackets" on the base part. (I'll add a couple more pics
of the base to show the details of the brackets.)
Dec 13 2001
ZekeMan2000 3:08 AM
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Base construction
Enlarged view
The white round part that forms the bottom part of the
base of the is made from a 2-3/4 inch (outside
diameter) PVC pipe end-cap.
At the top of the picture, you can see the flat "pusher
brackets" that hold up the sticks. These are just some
standard 1/2 inch "mending braces". They were
originally 2 inches long, with a hole at each end. I cut
off the existing holes, and drilled a hole in the middle.
Dec 13 2001
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Hey Zeke,
Looks good!
http://www.mcmaster.com/
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new Stertcher
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Enlarged view
It's hard to tell from the pictures, but the rods pivot
relative to the white circular base. You stick your penis
Zeke
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Penis Enlargement Manual > Wrapping for hanging, girth and traction
Wrapping Wrapping
Bib Hanger
■ ● Coach/ACE bandage (or any of the self
❍ Traction adhesive types)- A good elastic material,
■ Zekeman's although it can be abrasive to the skin.
Stretcher ● T-shirt material, or thin socks - Easily
❍ Pumping obtainable and are softer on the skin than
the bandage material.
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Theraband - A popular wrap material, but
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Clamping used without a cloth underwrap.
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Workshop optimal amount is found. Before starting the
❍ Classic actual PE routine, it is recommended that some
❍ 2001 time is spent experimenting with different wraps
❍ 2001 Drumsticks and methods of wrapping. Small changes can
affect comfort, so it is important to find a setup
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If theraband is used, 18" of cloth underwrap and
Enlargement
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❍ Bib - 19 months starting point. If theraband is not used, a longer
❍ Hanging Sets - In strip of cloth wrap may be required. Initial testing
Depth is done by wrapping using the instructions below,
❍ Blood Collection attaching the hanger and weight, and evaluating
During Hanging the level of comfort. If slipping, poor circulation,
numbness, coldness or pain occurs (or any other
discomfort - the hanger should use his own
judgement and not ignore the warning signals
given by the body), then there is likely a problem
with the wrap, assuming the hanger is attached
correctly and tightly enough. The usual problem is
tightness - however tight the wrap is, it will get
tighter when the hanger is on, so this is the first
thing that should be checked. If the wrap is loose
enough, the problem may be the amount used.
The wrap should be cut shorter, and another test
set done. This should be repeated until the set
can be completed with full comfort.
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how?"
Dance: "Do you lay on the side of the bed and let
it hang or hang the weight over the side of your
leg?"
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Phat,
It seems silly for me to add this point of
clarification but I will. Basically you understood
my questions correctly, but there was one
statement I was ambiguous with. I said, "if I
dropped the weight, and was really careful,
perhaps I may actually be able to hang another
day." What I meant was on the third day or the
day that I was sore from previous days. Yes I will
always start out with max after rest days as you
said, but as the days continue the weight must
drop.I was referring to a day that I am already
fatigued. Do I continue with a ridiculously small
weight and keep persevering or take off so I can
hang more weight. I understand your answer.
You yourself keep going until the weight drops
below half. I was confirming that weight was not
the issue but the stretch was. In other words,
resting a day in order to be able to hang more
pounds is not as important as taking advantage of
a ligament that has been fatigued and can still be
stretched more as long as I don't hurt myself.
Mar 20 2001
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More answers
OK.........
Mar 20 2001
Dance2 7:44 PM
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Thanks, I understand.
Mar 22 2001
Dance2 10:13 PM
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Phat,
I just stretched to each side for a full 20 minute
set, and man I got to tell you that is a good
stretch.I did 15 minutes over the leg and 5
minutes laying on the side of the bed.I can really
feel it. I still have not done the over the back one
but will try that tomorrow. Before I just laid on
the side of the bed for a few minutes. I feel sort
of stupid for not thinking this through more. I just
thought that the strait down stretch was the best
one so I stuck with that.Now I have to
incorporate stretching in all directions. I think 2
sets down, one left, right and down again. Then
maybe work in the overhead too.This will
definitely help me grow. I still think that I want
the bulk of the hanging to be strait down though.
Thanks,
Dance
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Penis Enlargement Manual > Bib's 19 months post from the old PE Forums
Penis Anatomy
Bib Feb 16 2000
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Gains
Re: Gains
Well done! After all that time you deserve it. See
everyone..? Perseverance pays :)
Answers
Tex,
This one is really a lot more complicated and
would be really hard to explain. It would take a
tech manual. I'm trying to figure out a way to
make them. I would like to send out some beta
models for a few people to try, but I don't have
time right now.
Jay,
It's 4.5 erect. It's 11.5 only when stretched
flaccid.
Bruiser,
Thanks.
Wife
Re: Wife
Thomas D,
Whatever floats your boat. I have no idea what
good that would do, but I'll ask her this evening.
Seems less believable than the picture idea.
Bigger
WOW, impressive!
Thomas D.
Sorry
Bigger
Hanger
Feb 16 2000
Global user
10:43 PM
Re: 19 months
congrats
Soma
Strokher8
Bigger
Your results
flash,
I think it is bad form to ask for photos of another
man's penis. Forget it. No time, no where,
certainly not on the Internet.
gopher,
miked,
Bigger
HI BIB
Cal Man,
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Heavy weights
❍ LOT Theory adhesive sports tape or a holy cloth, the way the
■ LOT simulator Saddhus of India do.
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Exercises Light weights
❍ JAI Stretch
V-Stretch
The inventor of the 'Circle Device' claims endless
❍
2001 Drumsticks
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❍ 2002 Surgery
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❍ Lubricant for Penis Our society lives for magic bullets, and always
Enlargement seems surprised when they have unintended
❍ Bib - 19 months consequences. Surgery is dangerous, risky, and
❍ Hanging Sets - In expensive. Don't even think about it!
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Penis Enlargement Manual > Tom Hubbard > Classic Site > Vacuum Penis Pumping
Put tube over dick. Pump air out of tube. Donkey dick! Next day,
donkey dick becomes dinky dick. Some people claim permanent
results are possible - for some reason, they always seem to be
the ones selling pumps.... If you decide to make this a hobby,
you'll probably end up one of their customers. Do this for fun,
but don't get your hopes up for permanent results anytime in
this century (or the next).
Use
Get hair out of the way or use more lubricant if you don't
get a good seal.
4. No need to shave pubic hair!
Get info: there is a site called the Vacuum Pumpers Forum, often
extremely negative, which seems to attract people who are into
perversity. I don't recommend it, but then I don't recommend
pumping either.
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Put oil or
hand lotion
(not soap!)
on hands.
With thumb
and
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squeeze penis
shaft. Pull
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❍ Bib - 19 months
❍ Hanging Sets - In What if I get an erection?
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❍ Blood Collection Squeeze harder to discourage it, or simply wait
During Hanging until it subsides. I find erections less common
when milking 'dry.'
What if it hurts?
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Effects
Fingers only?
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Timeframe
Questions
Thanks,
Peabody
Please explain...
Neo
Just a thought...
another question
AM & PM
I understand!!
ulistretch,
Thanks ulistretch,
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back pain
bib,
maybe a coincidence, maybe a connection. I have
been having lower back pains since I have started
pumping. I attributed it to my sitting posture
during pumping, or even jelqing. I do a lot of
stretching and it goes away for a few days, but
eventually comes back.
thanks.
sean
To Buffalo
Thanks, Bib....
ulistretch,
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ce1
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Multiorgasmic
thanks
Ulistretch,
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Contents Warning
● Penis Anatomy Because this exercise is capable of producing extreme pressures, it is considered to have
❍ Locating the BC muscle a high risk factor and should not be attempted by those without both good familiarity
❍ LOT Theory with penile anatomy and many months of PE experience, allowing the risk/reward
■ LOT simulator relationship to be properly weighed.
● Manual Penis
Enlargement Exercises
❍ JAI Stretch Bib's Uli thing
❍ V-Stretch
Fowfer
❍
Bib
❍ Jelq and Jelqing Co-Administrator
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise
❍ Sadsak Slinky
There are many similar exercises being performed here. Most involve grabbing at the
Manual Penis
base , trapping as much blood as possible, and pulling forward, forcing it toward the head.
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Enlargement Routines
❍ Newbie Routine
Bib's "Uli thing" diagram:
❍ Sizemeister's Routine
❍ Ulistretch's Routine
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❍ Hanging
■ Wrapping for
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and Traction
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I wrote about the Uli thing before. I thought it was too dangerous for most to try, but
then all PE has some risk. So I'll tell you what it is. Be very careful.
First, it is basically an adjustable solid @#%$ ring (not elastic) that is placed below
(toward the body)the area you wish to stress. The thing is about 1 inch wide (covers one
inch of the shaft). You wrap with Thera or some other protection and put the thing over
the wrap. Tighten a little. Begin to get an erection. You will not get nor do you need a full
blown erection. You adjust the thing so it cuts off all return blood without hindering the
incoming blood. Therefore it creates tremendous pressure.
Then you can further tighten to cut off back flow and increase the pressure some more.
Also, you can grasp the thing and pull a little creating even more pressure.
There is not an easy way to describe how to make the one I use, but this will probably
work: Go back to the HD guy and tell him you need a couple inches of the tubing. ha ha.
Make sure it is at least 1/4 inch thick.
Cut off a one inch ring. Bevel the edges. Cut the ring straight across. Get a full erection
and put the ring around at the thickest part. Cut off part of the ring to leave about a 3/4
inch gap.
Then take a band clamp (hose clamp)and cut it about 1 inch behind the female end. Then
cut off about two inches of the male end.
Drill a couple holes through the grooving of the male and female end of the clamp.
Position the female end on one end of the ring and drill holes.
Do the same for the male end only the male end should hang over the other edge of the
ring by an inch or so. Attach the ends to the ring with #8 bolts. TA DA!
Now, from past experience, I am sure no-one understands what I have written above. So
when I get some time, I will draw some instructions and get Banshee to post them. Be
careful, this is not for newbies.
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hange
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hmmm, i was actually going to post the same
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❍ 2001 Drumsticks
2002
Put on the protective covering, and wrap the tube
❍
● Other Resources around your penis again. Then put the band
❍ Lubricant for Penis clamp on 1/4 to 1/2 inch behind the head. The
Enlargement band clamp can be attached to the pvc with a
❍ Bib - 19 months recessed screw.
❍ Hanging Sets - In
Depth Do not overtighten. Experiment with the pressure
❍ Blood Collection versus the amount of weight you want to hang.
During Hanging Make sure you have enough pressure to keep the
hanger from slipping off.
Bigger
First description
Second description
Explanation
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Quote:
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Finally, you should try and make sure you are not
limited in weight from hanger attachment
problems. Pinching or any pain from the hanger is
counterproductive and can skew your perception
of the amount of stress. As I always say, the best
thing you can do in PE is become attuned to what
you are feeling. Learn to read these feelings;
know exactly where they are and why they are
occurring. If there is a hanger problem, fix it
before proceeding.
Quote:
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recovery.
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Bib,
TC
TC,
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BIB,
RWD
RWD
Lets say you want to hang 7.5 lbs. Also, let's say
the area impacted by the hanger on the head is
1.5 square inches, and the shaft takes none of
the force. That would be 5 lbs. per sq. inch on the
head alone. This is enough force to cut off most
of the blood to the head.
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Contents Warning
● Penis Anatomy Novice hangers should ensure both that they use
❍ Locating the BC muscle a suitable weight, and avoid excessive loss of
❍ LOT Theory circulation when hanging. Any feeling of
■ LOT simulator numbness or cold/blue glans should be
taken as an indication to immediately end
● Manual Penis Enlargement
the hanging session.
Exercises
❍ JAI Stretch
❍ V-Stretch
❍ Fowfer The Original Bib Hanger
❍ Jelq and Jelqing
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise
❍ Sadsak Slinky
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Routines
❍ Newbie Routine
❍ Sizemeister's Routine
❍ Ulistretch's Routine
● Mechanical Penis
Enlargement Techniques
❍ Hanging
■ Wrapping for
Hanging, Girth and
Traction
■ The Captn's Wench
■ Bib Hanger
❍ Traction
■ Zekeman's
Stretcher
❍ Pumping
■ Pumping 101
❍ Extreme Uli's and
Clamping
■ Uli Thing
■ Clamping 101
❍ Jelq Sticks
■ Power Jelq
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● Penis Anatomy Novice hangers should ensure both that they use
❍ Locating the BC muscle a suitable weight, and avoid excessive loss of
❍ LOT Theory circulation when hanging. Any feeling of
■ LOT simulator numbness or cold/blue glans should be
taken as an indication to immediately end
● Manual Penis Enlargement
the hanging session.
Exercises
❍ JAI Stretch
❍ V-Stretch
❍ Fowfer The Modified Bib Hanger
❍ Jelq and Jelqing
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise
❍ Sadsak Slinky
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Routines
❍ Newbie Routine
❍ Sizemeister's Routine
❍ Ulistretch's Routine
● Mechanical Penis
Enlargement Techniques
❍ Hanging
■ Wrapping for
Hanging, Girth and
Traction
■ The Captn's Wench
■ Bib Hanger
❍ Traction
■ Zekeman's
Stretcher
❍ Pumping
■ Pumping 101
❍ Extreme Uli's and
Clamping 1. Split and cut off a 3 inch pice of tubing
■ Uli Thing 2. Flap removed
■ Clamping 101 3. New Piece. Cut out and bevel V or U.
❍ Jelq Sticks 4. Back of new piece. Cut out 1/3 from back
■ Power Jelq and bevel both edges.
5. New piece inserted into base (bottom)
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● A knife or scissors
● A ruler (optional)
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Detach the
plastic rollers
from the
tongs.
If you are
using a ruler,
measure the
length of the
roller and
transfer your
measurement
to the foam
tubing.
Otherwise
simply hold
the roller up
to the foam
tubing and
mark a
length of
foam equal
to it's length.
Cut out 2
lengths of
foam, to the
length you
measured.
If you are a
perfectionist,
you may be
annoyed by
ragged cuts
but they
won't effect
the operation
of the device.
Next, wrap
the both
plastic rollers
with duct
tape until the
foam tube
has a snug
fit, when you
push it over
the roller.
If you don't
have duct
tape, you
could use a
self-adhesive
medical tape.
Try to use a
tape that has
good water
resistant
qualities.
You are
doing this
because the
roller isn't
quite the
inner
diameter of
the foam
tubing!
Take the
plastic
rollers, and
insert them
into the foam
pieces you
cut earlier.
A side note:
You can also
use the foam
piping with
the self-
adhesive
sticky sides.
Also
polyethylene
piping might
be a suitable
alternative.
Finally, pop
the foam
covered
rollers back
onto the
tongs.
mm
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● Expected Results
Jelq Sticks
● Potential For Injury
● Purchasing Advice
The principle behind jelq sticks is the same as
manual jelqing, where blood is forced upward
through the penis, causing expansion in the three
Contents chambers of the penile shaft and the tunica.
Stretcher References
❍ Pumping
■ Pumping 101
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Clamping
■ Uli Thing Using Jelq Sticks
■ Clamping 101
❍ Jelq Sticks Before using the jelq sticks, a warm up should be
performed to loosen the collagenous tissue in the
■ Power Jelq
penis and promote increased blood flow. The
warm up serves to reduce the risk of injury and
Appendices allows for greater expansion of the tissues of the
penile shaft.
● Tom Hubbard's Penis
Workshop Lubrication should be used to protect the skin,
❍ Classic but must be applied sparingly. Using too much
❍ 2001 lubrication will cause slipping of the sticks and
affect the quality of the workout.
❍ 2001 Drumsticks
❍ 2002
Jelq sticks can be used either on the top and
Other Resources
bottom of the shaft (horizontally) or on the sides
●
needed.
Drumsticks
Power Jelq
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Donut Effect
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Contents Welcome
Penis Anatomy
Aaron Belmont Aug 23 2000
●
❍ Fowfer
❍ Jelq and Jelqing
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise
❍ Sadsak Slinky
FROM USER SADSAK
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Routines
❍ Newbie Routine Greetings Aaron!
❍ Sizemeister's Routine
❍ Ulistretch's Routine I have noticed a quick gain in head size when I do
the following and wanted your opinion on it. The
● Mechanical Penis
way I begin, is the same as jelqing in setting up
Enlargement Techniques
the stationary hand.
❍ Hanging
■ Wrapping for
Then I place my moving hand's thumb and
Hanging, Girth and
forefinger around my penis facing the stationary
Traction hand. (like a mirror image). Then tighten my grip
■ The Captn's Wench using only my thumb and forefinger of the
■ Bib Hanger moving hand forcing the blood towards the head.
❍ Traction Without moving the moving hand, I add pressure
■ Zekeman's with the middle finger. At this point I have the
Stretcher forefinger and middle fingers tight. Then I add the
❍ Pumping grip of the ring finger, then finally the pinkie.
■ Pumping 101
❍ Extreme Uli's and When I do this, all the blood goes to the head a
Clamping little at a time and the head gets HUGE! (well,
■ Uli Thing relatively speaking) I run through the grips about
■ Clamping 101 5 times at one sitting during my exercises and
have noticed a difference already.
❍ Jelq Sticks
■ Power Jelq
TIA. R.
Greetings sadsak!
R.
Hiya riprock!
When I perform the exercise I grip the thumb and
forefinger first. I maintain this pressure then bear
down with the middle finger (while maintaining
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Enlargement Exercises
contraptions. I prowled hardware stores
JAI Stretch
and tore through junk drawers. I wanted
❍
Clamping
■ Uli Thing I have used this
■ Clamping 101 contraption - what I
❍ Jelq Sticks came to call my
■ Power Jelq "Wench" - every
day in place of my
hands. I hang with
Appendices it and use it for all
of my manual
● Tom Hubbard's Penis stretching and ADS
Workshop time. I have gained
❍ Classic a nice amount of
❍ 2001 length and stayed
completely injury
❍ 2001 Drumsticks
free. I note this just
❍ 2002 to be clear that I
● Other Resources am not rushing this
❍ Lubricant for baby out into the
Penis Enlargement world of PE before testing it with approximately 100 hours
❍ Bib - 19 months hanging and a good amount of manual stretching/ADS time.
❍ Hanging Sets - In It's proved its worth
Depth
❍ Blood Collection If there is any credit to share it is with Bib. My device, like
During Hanging almost all others, borrows most of its inspiration and all of its
function from his contributions to PE - Bib is a giant with wide
shoulders. As you'll see, the Wench works on the same
concept of lateral compression, incremental tightening, and
the virtually risk free encircling of the shaft that his hangers
are famous for. And for the record, I own a Bib Starter and
humbly admit that it is the superior device. The only
advantage to the Wench is that it is extremely easy to make
and considerably less expensive than a production model.
Supplies
Tools:
● Scissors
● Ruler
* You must use this very product for the Wench to succeed. Only the
Industrial Strength version will suffice. It is sold in a 4 foot quantity (black or
white) for apprx $6.00 at Wal-Mart and other stores.
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Construction
Please note that the following dimensions are for men with
a measurement of approximately 5" EG. People with
significantly larger girth (6" up may want to proportionately
scale these dimensions up. People significantly smaller girth
(under 4") may want to scale them down some. This may
not be necessary given that the Wench is at all times
completely adjustable. Still, as we know, flaccid sizes can
vary greatly from man to man so consider this when
constructing your own Wench.
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
This can and will vary greatly according to your needs and preference.
Some of you may want to make a variety of straps.
● Cut two 1"x2" pieces of 'soft' catch-strip Velcro.
● With the Nylon strap lying flat remove the sticky
backing of the 1"x2" rectangles and firmly attach them
to the left and right ends of the nylon strap length-wise.
Be sure that the end of each rectangle sits flush against
the respective end of the nylon strap. Be sure that you
attach both catch strips to the same side of the nylon
strap.
Step 4
Step 5
You have now completed the Captn's Wench. All that is left to
do is work out the adjustments necessary to create a custom
fit. This can best be accomplished with a few minutes of trial
and error, so I recommend reading the next post on using the
Captn's Wench.
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Wrap your flaccid penis and decide which of your hands is the
stronger - this we will call your 'Squeeze Hand'. The other
hand will be referred to as your 'Free Hand'.
have it right.
The nylon strap should form a
perfect upside-down 'U' shape
around your penis head with
at least 1" of space between
the center of the 'U' and the
tip of your glans.
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Clamping
Clamping
Once you have the clamp fully tightened test the hold of the
Wench on your penis by grabbing the nylon strap and pulling
outward, away from your body. Try to gauge whether you are
You should find that the whole process of suiting up with the
Wench (and taking it off) takes no more than a few seconds
once you have your personal adjustments correct and have
used it a few times.
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Three Uses
Arrr... The Captn's Wench: Three ways to use 'er and she
always makes your dick grow.
Hanging
Manual Stretching
ADS
All Day Stretching with the Wench is yet another subject for
another thread. I think it becomes obvious to anyone familiar
with ADS that the Wench has great potential in this realm.
With a practiced 'Squeeze Hand' technique I have learned that
I can get a good enough hold on my internal penis to use the
Wench as an ADS without the requirement of a CableClamp.
This is, of course, for use only with the small amount of
tension required for an ADS. With the absence of the clamp
the softness, shape, and size of the Wench make it very easy
to conceal under loose clothing.
Wrapping
In order to use the Wench I've found it necessary to wrap
my penis - anyone unfamiliar with the how-to's of wrapping
should educate themselves on the subject. Research the
many threads here at Thunders.
I am a big fan of using TheraWrap all on its own and have
found it ideal for use with the Wench.
Regardless of your previous wrapping experience I
recommend experimenting with different approaches. I
personally have found that the Wench interacts in a very
forgiving way with the soft tissues of the penis due to its
own rather soft construction. Therefore 'less is more' seems
to be the rule.
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Other Thoughts
Example:
in dimension)
Uli Effect
Head Size
On the issue of penis head size: Men who have a very large
glans may find a need to further customize the Wench so as
to avoid any uncomfortable contact between the Wench and
their glans when hanging/stretching. By simply marking with
a piece of white chalk those areas on the top edge of the
cylinder where undesired contact is happening, you can trim
back portions of the Wench - in essence carving a customized
top end to fit your personal needs.
I think it is just as obvious that you trim down the Wench only
AFTER having removed it from your penis.
Dorsal Nerves
This does not mean there isn't contact between the Wench
and the top of the shaft - but the contact is light and as I
have learned, of no real consequence. In fact, I think this mild
contact helps in eliminating slippage as I have experienced
absolutely no such problems with the Wench when properly
clamped.
Circulation
Cable Clamps
* A great little bonus of buying the four-pack of CableClamps is that the small
clamps can act in place of an S-hook for hanging - meaning that short of the
weight itself, the supplies I've given (not including your wrap) are all that one
needs to successfully hang. This is great for light travelers who have to deal
with an array of suspicions about sharp metal objects these days (to say
nothing of nosy friends and curious spouses at home or the office).
Ass Coverage
Good Luck
---Cap
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❍ Blood Collection
During Hanging Top
● Skin
● Ligaments
● Tunica
References
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1. Apply wrap
2. Attach Hanger
3. Add weights and hang
4. Remove weights
Wrapping
Advanced Techniques
Sets in a Session
References
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References
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Purchasing Advice
● Build quality
The hanger should be able to handle high
amounts of weight easily, it should be
remembered that if the hanger was to fail
(break) during hanging, injury could result.
A hanger that is well built will also allow for
more use.
● Area of pressure
Hangers that use a loop behind the head of
the penis should be avoided, as these will
place stress on the delicate nerves in this
area.
● Circulation
A good device will allow some circulation,
even when tight. If a hanger cuts the blood
flow completely, it will result in a greater
potential for injury and cell death.
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Appendices tension.
● Light line means structure is lax.
● Tom Hubbard's Penis ● Attachment Point is where ligs attach to
shaft.
Workshop
● Ligs extend from Pubic Symphysis to
❍ Classic Attachment Point.
❍ 2001 ● Inner penis spans from Ischiopubic Ramus
❍ 2001 Drumsticks to Attachment Point.
❍ 2002 ● Outer penis spans from Attachment Point to
● Other Resources Glans.
❍ Lubricant for Penis ● Tugback is simulated by shortening the BC
Enlargement Muscle by the Tugback Strength. Click the
"Kegel" button to simulate tugback. Click it
❍ Bib - 19 months
again to relax.
❍ Hanging Sets - In
Depth
Lig attachment toPubic
❍ Blood Collection Symphysis: High LIG length: 2
During Hanging Tugging angle: 11:30
Inner Penis
3
length:
Outer Penis
Tugback strength: 2 3
length:
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Then milk your member forward using your right
❍ Blood Collection hand, and keep going with your right hand while
During Hanging clamping down with your left hand. My head
becomes HUGE after doing this exercise. I usually
do it when I start to lose sufficient engorgement
due to fatigue. When I finish my flaccid flopper is
much bigger (for now it's temporary, hopefully
later permanent gains will occur) than with
regular jelq alone. You just have to be careful not
to milk TOO hard.
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Hi Sizemeister :o)
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Hi
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Take care,
Size
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results soon.
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❍ Traction
■ Zekeman's
Well, I decided to break out the measure tape a
Stretcher
little early and to my shock I had gained 1/2" in
❍ Pumping girth in just under two weeks!
■ Pumping 101
❍ Extreme Uli's and This is how I accomplished it:
Clamping First, while doing exercise #1 I noticed that when
■ Uli Thing I stretch my penis in each direction, that it feels
■ Clamping 101 like I am only stretching the part of the penis that
❍ Jelq Sticks bends (which is the part right above the
■ Power Jelq stationary hand).
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Before building your own, spend a few minutes seeing how the design evolved.
You'll probably find that you can pull pretty damn hard
without any pain. This in itself is a great penis
enlargement exercise.
Note: see the little red line on the left image? That
indicates the length of this penis before starting a
program of weight hanging!
larger.
❍ a quick tug or two can add "instant
size" before undressing, especially
after you've been milking for a while.
Of course, this might not be cool if
you end up with an erection in the
locker room!
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If there's one thing that guys are always asking me, it's
"how can I control myself from ejaculating so quickly?"
The answer is simple -- okay it's not that simple, but there
is a way that many of you can help yourselves. All that's
required is a little exercise that you can do while you're at
work or sitting on the couch watching Survivor .
The next time you go to the washroom and begin urinating, try to stop the flow midway.
Can you? If not, then you need to start exercising as soon as possible to maintain
penile fitness.
Another test; when you have an erection, can you squeeze your PC muscle and make
your penis jump substantially? If not, then I think you need today's sex tip more than
you know.
Just as working out your biceps will give you better definition and more strength, the PC
muscle can help you strengthen and better define your erections and orgasms. But as
is the case with everything, discipline is required.
As well, although this method may not sound enthralling, if you stick a finger in your
rectum and try contracting your PC muscle, you will know that you're doing so because
your finger will feel your anus contracting (pressure). Always try to keep your other
muscles (thigh, back and abdominal) relaxed.
Remember that the stronger your PC muscle, the more enjoyable sex will ultimately be.
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While some guys really know what they're doing and
have been well-educated in the Practice of Women's
Pleasure Patches, most guys fumble around like
goofballs trying to find a way, any way, to get her to reach
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The clitoris is a small bud-like formation (and this bud's for you) located where the top of
the inner vaginal lips meet. It usually conceals itself under a small hood of skin, but
when your baby cakes gets sexually aroused, it expands and emerges like an aroused
and awakened universe of pleasure.
The clitoris is a primary source of erotic stimulation, and most women can achieve a
clitoral orgasm more easily than a G-spot orgasm. Believe it or not, biologically, the
sweet clitoris is directly equivalent to the male penis. That's right, for the first few
months after conception, the genitalia of male and female fetuses seem to be identical.
But don't worry; your "clitoris" grows to be much bigger...
You will have to start by experimenting gently and carefully -- that means that you
shouldn't scratch, grind, bite, or squeeze it. Nor should you rub it hoping that a prize will
pop out.
Use your fingers. The idea is to excite your partner. Simply use your clean and nail-
trimmed finger(s) to softly rub her clitoris. You will know that you're doing it right
because if you're succeeding, her vaginal area will become slippery when wet, and her
clitoris will expand into a firm little bud.
Use your tongue. If you haven't gotten into the cunnilingus program yet, then it's high
time that you do. Use the tip of your tongue to lick her clit lightly, and if she begins to
moan and groan with delight, then you can get a little more aggressive with it.
Use your second favorite organ. That's right, you can use your penis to tease and
taunt her until she can't take it anymore. Use the tip of your penis and rub it against her
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If she lies on top of you and sways back and forth, pressing
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appointment, cancelled my orders and headed out
The Captn's Wench
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● Penis Anatomy
❍ Locating the BC muscle Simple Weight Hanging Device
LOT Theory
This device allows you to hang weight from your
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❍ Sadsak Slinky
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Routines
❍ Newbie Routine
Sizemeister's Routine
❍ Materials
❍ Ulistretch's Routine
● Mechanical Penis ● 2 round sticks, 4" (10
Enlargement Techniques cm) long, about
❍ Hanging 1/2" (12 mm) wide
■ Wrapping for ● an old sock to cut up
Hanging, Girth and for padding
string, tape (wire
Traction
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■ Bib Hanger
❍ Traction Construction
■ Zekeman's
Stretcher
Drill a hole in one end of each of the sticks. Tie
❍ Pumping them together. Wrap one sock evenly around
■ Pumping 101 each padding, and secure with tape to keep it
❍ Extreme Uli's and from unrolling (the best padding I've found so far
Clamping is sheepskin, rolled with the leather out, but I
■ Uli Thing can't tell you where to find some!).
■ Clamping 101
❍ Jelq Sticks Attaching to your penis
■ Power Jelq
Clamp over stretched penis with V on the bottom.
Appendices Test for comfort and grip by twisting and pulling
before securing top ends of dowels with a small
loop of string or wire. Make it tight enough to
Tom Hubbard's Penis
stay in place; it doesn't need to be tighter. When
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Other Tom Hubbard Archives Measure erect length: standing or lying down,
hold erection straight out from your body. Press
ruler against your pubic bone. Measure to the
Contents tip of the penis.
● Penis Anatomy
❍ Locating the BC muscle
❍ LOT Theory
■ LOT simulator 'Dead stretch':
● Manual Penis Enlargement measure erect
Exercises length without
❍ JAI Stretch erection...hold penis
❍ V-Stretch behind the head and
❍ Fowfer pull straight out and
❍ Jelq and Jelqing measure. Learn how
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise to make this
measurement match
❍ Sadsak Slinky
your erect length.
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Routines
❍ Newbie Routine
Sizemeister's Routine
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❍ Ulistretch's Routine
● Mechanical Penis
Measure erect Girth:
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with a piece of string or
❍ Hanging
cloth measuring tape,
Wrapping for
measure the
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Workshop
❍ Classic
❍ 2001
❍ 2001 Drumsticks
❍ 2002
● Other Resources
❍ Lubricant for Penis
Enlargement
❍ Bib - 19 months
❍ Hanging Sets - In
Depth
❍ Blood Collection
During Hanging
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● Penis Anatomy
❍ Locating the BC muscle
❍ LOT Theory Milking ('Jelq')
■ LOT simulator
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Exercises
❍ JAI Stretch
❍ V-Stretch
❍ Fowfer
❍ Jelq and Jelqing
❍ Sadsak Head Exercise
❍ Sadsak Slinky
● Manual Penis Enlargement
Routines
Newbie Routine
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❍ Sizemeister's Routine
❍ Ulistretch's Routine
● Mechanical Penis
Enlargement Techniques
❍ Hanging
■ Wrapping for
Hanging, Girth and
Traction
■ The Captn's Wench
Photo: Peabody
■ Bib Hanger
❍ Traction
■ Zekeman's This is a 'wet' technique. Not only is it messy, but
it's also erotically stimulating. It's difficult to do
Stretcher
this without wanting to jack off afterwards.
❍ Pumping
■ Pumping 101
First, lubricant your hands with KY Jelly,
❍ Extreme Uli's and massage oil or lotion; NOT soap!!! Make the "OK"
Clamping sign. Squeeze penis shaft as close to your
■ Uli Thing scrotum as possible. Pull downward.
■ Clamping 101
❍ Jelq Sticks Stop when you reach the glans (head), and
■ Power Jelq repeat with your other hand.
What if it hurts?
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Routines
❍ Newbie Routine
❍ Sizemeister's Routine
This was my first clever invention,
❍ Ulistretch's Routine and it's surprising - considering
● Mechanical Penis how limited this design is - how
Enlargement Techniques many commercial devices use this
❍ Hanging principle. It twists the penis head
■ Wrapping for upward with a vengeance, puts a
Hanging, Girth and lot of pressure on the dorsal area,
Traction where veins and nerves run.
■ The Captn's Wench Basically, it's pretty dangerous, but
it served me well :-)
■ Bib Hanger
❍ Traction
■ Zekeman's Top
Stretcher
❍ Pumping
Homemade 'Bib' Hanger
■ Pumping 101
❍ Extreme Uli's and
Clamping
■ Uli Thing Somebody told me about using a
■ Clamping 101 rubber pipe clamp. I substituted
❍ Jelq Sticks foam pipe insulation and put it on
■ Power Jelq my web site. Someone else
improved on the design. Pretty
cool the way these things
Appendices
develop. Foam pipe insulation is
comfortable and warm. Though a
● Tom Hubbard's Penis bit awkward to attach and
Workshop remove, this is comfortable and
❍ Classic cheap, and allows considerable
❍ 2001 weight to be used. I'm not sure what the clamp is
❍ 2001 Drumsticks in this photo. You can use a hose clamp, but I
recommend fitting your electric screwdriver with a
❍ 2002
non-slip screwdriver blade (flat part in a cylinder
● Other Resources of metal to prevent it coming off the screw and
❍ Lubricant for Penis potentially gouging you).
Enlargement
❍ Bib - 19 months
❍ Hanging Sets - In Top
Depth
❍ Blood Collection Waist Stretchers
During Hanging
If you're
impressed by the
Penis Plus (www.
penisplus.com),
here's an easy
way to try it for a
fraction of the
cost. All you need
is an Ace bandage and a little extra padding.
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Photo: Peabody
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Expensive and
dangerous.
No, it is NOT
possible to make
the penis longer
through surgery
(unless they come
up with a penis
transplant). It's
basically an
illusion. Though
surgery techniques may be improving, why
bother when you can get a bigger penis for, at
most, a few dollars?
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This is another of my
inventions that I
abandoned fairly
quickly. It was based
on some story from
Papua New Guinea. It
uses foam pipe insulation. I got the biggest scare
of my PE career when I attached a couple of
pounds to this and forgot about it for a while - it
really looked like I had done permanent damage.
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Steve Martin. "This `wild and crazy' guy has no need to be modest in the locker room. Steve allegedly
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Steve McQueen. According to one of his lovers: "Like two Coors beer cans welded together."
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For years, in America at least, penis enlargement has been a kind of squalid punch line, a sweaty, secret
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penis enlargement may be edging closer to the mainstream.
You can chalk this up in part to innovations in surgery, but even more so to the Internet, which is, as
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"How would you feel right now if your penis were two inches longer?" Many of the sites sport before-and-
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New medium, same old promises? Perhaps. But the Internet also offers penis-enlargement enthusiasts
something they haven't had access to before: straightforward dialogue.
Oscar Wilde said, "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give a man a mask and he will
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hopes, their flops. "I ALWAYS hot wrap before I exercise, this helps to keep from bruising." "Hey, I'm
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falling off of the penis?" "I went from being 4.25 to 5.5 flaccid, and 7.25X6 to 8.75X6.5 when erect."
The tone here -- hi-fi buffs discussing ways to soup up their systems -- highlights one of the most
remarkable aspects of the new attitude toward penis enlargement. Traditionally, the image of the do-it-
yourself enlarger has been that of a loner, hunched over himself in the sanctuary of a locked room, a
penis pump in one hand and the offending pud in the other.
The emerging Web sites -- with their statistics, methodologies, expert testimonials -- have shined the
cleansing light of science on the proceedings. Penis enlargement even has its own abbreviation -- "PE"
-- which itself lends an air of legitimacy. More important, PE sites have introduced an element of
community. You are not alone, they say. You are not a pervert, a dud, a sucker. You are one of us.
Suddenly, penis enlargement is a matter of self-improvement rather than self-abuse.
One of the most popular PE sites around is PenileFitness.com. The creation of a 21-year-old
entrepreneur named Brandon Reece, the site has been in existence for a little more than a year, during
which time it has received six million hits. In all, 50,000 men have forked over $39.95 to learn the secrets
of Reece's complete workout. ("Pull your penis directly out in front of you until you feel a good stretch in
the middle of your penis and at the base. Hold this stretch for a 10-count and repeat three more times.
Now slap your penis against your leg about 50 times to get the blood back in where you have been
squeezing.")
Reece's site is basically a compendium of accepted techniques, organized into a regimen. There's
visualization ("Focus on the size you want it to be"), hot compresses, milking (manually squeezing blood
into the semi-erect penis to engorge and enlarge the erectile tissue); there are simple stretching
exercises; and there are Kegels, which involve flexing the muscle that surrounds the anus and prostate.
An advanced regimen of the kinds of techniques listed in Reece's site can take up to three hours a day,
every day. The site promises possible gains of anywhere between one and four inches in length, and an
inch or so in girth. Like all exercise, though, it's work. And yet, as Reece puts it, his program has been
"selling like hotcakes."
His success has not been lost on competitors. "Last year I could hardly find any sites," says Reece.
"Now there are over a hundred.
"Mimic, mimic, mimic," he says. "My lawyers are looking into it."
A similar feeding frenzy has broken out in the field of penis pumps, which started out in the early '70s as
a cottage industry and has escalated into a retail free-for-all. Today, penis pumps are almost as
numerous as breakfast cereals: the Boston Brass, the Blue Veiner, the Bull Fighter ("Be a master in the
arena!"), the Stallion, the Big Bazooka, the Fireman's Pump ("For the man who wants a REAL fire hose
hanging between his legs").
Among the more high-tech -- and costly -- penis pumps on the market are those sold by Joel Kaplan,
which go for between $160 (for a manual pump) and $400 (for an electric). Though his products have
been on the market for only about eight years, Kaplan claims several innovations in pump design,
including what he calls "custom-fitted cylinders." His pumps are, he says, "the only product that's FDA
approved."
And yet Kaplan, too, complains that he's been plagued by imitators. "My sales aren't necessarily
increasing because of my competition," he says. "People are copying me." The most flagrant example of
this, he says, is a product called Dr. Joe's Penis Pump. "I'm the original," Kaplan grumbles.
In truth, though, pumps came on the market a good 20 years before Kaplan began selling his, and the
practice has probably been around for much longer. The pump technique is not complex: place the penis
in a sealed chamber and suck out all the air, creating a vacuum around the member, forcing blood into
the corpora cavernosa (the pockets that fill with blood during erections), stretching and enlarging the
penile tissue. You can add as many pressure gauges and shatterproof cylinders and easy-squeeze
triggers as you like -- we're still talking grade-school science here.
Not surprisingly, Kaplan has no intention of suing his competition. "That's capitalism," he says. "That's
how America works."
And capitalism has wholeheartedly embraced penis enlargement. Guys willing to shell out big bucks for
an extra inch or two are outnumbered only by the people willing to take their money. One enterprising
company, according to an industry insider, has a product based on the "African method" of penis
enlargement: "They sell you a rock for 20 bucks."
Though patently a rip-off, this isn't as crazy as it sounds. (Then again, in the context of penis
enlargement, nothing sounds crazy after a while.) Some men hang 20-pound weights from their penises.
Or they rig up elaborate suspensory apparatus running from knee to dick, which yank the penis when
they walk. Others manually tug and twist their members for hours on end. There are accounts of men
applying wasp stings to their organs, or mustard. Some swear by such exotic fare as bull's-penis soup.
("Chop up the BP, boil it for 1/2 hour. Add black-pepper pellets, onions, and your favorite veggie and
simmer.")
Then there are those who go to New York hypnotherapist Laurie Straub.
Like Reece, Straub got into the penis-enlargement business about a year ago. Since then she has
treated 700 to 800 men. Straub's treatment consists of a 12-week program of hypnosis, which is
administered either by tape ($295) or in one-on-one sessions ($150 per hour). Straub is aware that many
might view her as a "quack," she says, but she insists that her technique has its basis in physiology: "I
tap into the hypothalamus, same as any hypnotist. I make you relaxed, but also in control of the
neurotransmitters that tap into your pituitary gland, which releases the hormones that make the penis
grow."
Bear in mind that pumping, hanging weights, squeezing, and applying angry wasps can be damaging to
your penile health. You should consult the experts before beginning any PE regimen; following are some
resources.
* PenileFitness.com: http://www.penis-enlargement-now.com
"Surgical penile enlargement is not recommended or condoned by the American Urological Association,"
says Winchester-based urologist Peter Tiffany. "The benefits are considered to be questionable, and the
risks are significant." According to Tiffany, "These patients are usually more in need of psychological
counseling than surgery." In fact, Tiffany questions the ethics of anyone who offers the procedure. "You
think you're getting something but you're not," he says. "You're being boondoggled."
Nonetheless, penis-enlargement surgeons have no difficulty finding clients. Penis surgeon Whitehead
estimates that, since phalloplasty came into its own in the early '90s, 250,000 men worldwide have
received the treatment. Half of those have been in the US.
Traditional penile-enhancement surgery involves one or both of two basic procedures. The first, to
increase length, involves making an incision at the base of the penis and snipping the ligament that
anchors it to the pubic bone. This causes the portion of the penis that is normally inside the body to fall
forward, giving the illusion of more length -- usually about an inch.
As in all operations, infection and scarring are a concern. But the most unfortunate side effect of surgical
elongation is inherent in the very procedure. Cut loose, as it were, the penis becomes unstable, slipping
and shifting -- jarring -- during intercourse. Furthermore, to prevent shrinkage during the healing process,
patients must hang weights from their penises for up to a few months following the procedure.
Perhaps even more daunting (given that this is supposed to be cosmetic surgery), the penis can take on
several rather uninviting visual qualities. For one thing, without the ligament to keep it pulled upright, the
newly enlarged penis points south when erect. Then there's the "scrotal dog ears" syndrome, which
occurs when the penis sinks down into the scrotum, giving the appearance of a long-nosed dog with
bulbous ears. Furthermore, in its elongated state, the penis tends to look a little, well, spindly.
And so there is a second surgical procedure, called a fat transfer, to add girth to the penis. This
operation involves liposuctioning fat from the abdomen, inner thighs, or love handles and injecting it
under the skin of the penis. Patients can expect gains of about 30 percent in girth. But this technique,
too, is not without its drawbacks. "A lot of people think it feels like breasts," Whitehead says.
And it gets worse. As many phalloplasty patients have discovered to their horror, a fundamental
characteristic of body fat is that it is reabsorbed, often unevenly. The terrible irony is that guys who have
worked so hard at improving their penises often end up with something knobby and gnarled, like a ginger
root.
Not surprisingly, these technical glitches have left a lot of men less than 100 percent satisfied with their
new penises. Gary Alter, until recently one of the top phalloplasty surgeons in the country, has given up
the procedure altogether. "The complications were not something I wanted to deal with," he says. These
days, Alter spends a lot of his time reversing the damage done by previous operations.
Although most men are too ashamed to go public over their mangled members, those cases that do
make it to court have resulted in some high-profile, big-money lawsuits. In 1998, for instance, two men
sued a Toronto surgeon for a total of $6 million.
A few years ago, phalloplasty surgeons believed they had found a solution to the girth problem in a
process using something called a dermal graft. In this procedure, strips of skin are removed from the
patient's body, usually the buttock region, and inserted in layers underneath the skin of the penis.
Because dermis -- or skin tissue -- doesn't reabsorb into the body the way fat does, there is less chance
of lumpiness. The procedure can leave nasty scars, however. In the end, you're still robbing Paul to pay
Peter.
Needless to say, surgical penile enhancement has found few friends outside the phalloplasty industry.
"Do you realize how dangerous this stuff can be?" says Aline Zoldbrod. "There are arteries in there,
blood supplies. Hello? Leave your penis alone. You'll burst yourself open."
"You generally should keep sharp things away from your penis," says Brandon Reece.
"One would have to be nuts to go through these procedures," says Derek Polonsky.
Four years ago, Douglas Whitehead and other phalloplasty surgeons decided it was time to "clean up
shop" and founded an advisory body called the American Academy of Phalloplasty Surgeons. And two
years later, Whitehead hit upon a method of girth enhancement that he believes will revolutionize the
field. A product called Alloderm, he says, will one day make a bigger, fatter penis within the grasp of all
men.
"I think it's going to be extremely popular," he says. "In five years this is going to be one of the more
popular male cosmetic procedures."
Whitehead got the idea for his technique by observing procedures used on burn victims, who are treated
with Alloderm to rebuild severely damaged tissue. Like the dermal graft, Alloderm treatment entails
layering dermis around the penis -- "like a sandwich, a triple-decker sandwich" -- thereby avoiding the
lumpiness of fat grafts. Alloderm differs from the dermal skin graft, however, in one important detail.
"Alloderm comes from a cadaver," says Whitehead. "It's purified cadaver dermis."
Some have expressed concern that the Alloderm treatment could transmit disease, perhaps even HIV.
Whitehead calls this worry unfounded. "It's perfectly safe," he insists. "It's just like getting blood from a
blood bank, only in this case the tissue goes to a tissue bank."
"Oh my God!" says Zoldbrod, fairly howling. "Who are they doing this for? They're not doing it for women.
That's not what female sexuality is about. Why don't they do something useful, learn to kiss?"
Zoldbrod asks an extremely pertinent question: if not for women, who are men stretching, snipping,
stuffing, pumping, and slapping their penises for?
"My nipples are naturally large, but I don't think they're large enough," writes "Noah," in an online chat
room. "I've tried clothespins, but it's only temporary."
Noah, believe it or not, is not alone. Writing in the magazine Chest Men of America, a guy named Max
expresses similar desires. "Like most men, I came into the world with good pimple-sized nipples," he
writes, "but decided four years ago that what nature didn't give me, I'd give myself."
Unfortunately for Max and Noah, nipple-enlargement options are limited. For one thing, surgery is not
available. Even if it were, "it's not something you want to do," says one cosmetic surgeon who
specializes in breast reconstruction. In fact, the options are pretty much limited to stretching and
pumping (penis-pump magnate Joel Kaplan also has a sideline of nipple pumps).
Max proposes what he calls a "tit workout": "Pull, tug and s-t-r-e-t-c-h those tits until you can't stand it
any more. . . . If you're not sore for at least two days afterwards, then you haven't worked on them long
enough," he writes. "Clamps are useful. You should be able to wear a one-pound weight on each tit for at
least 20 minutes. You can also put a piece of elastic around your neck and attach the two ends to your
clamps and stretch your tits UP!"
But even with the pain -- or perhaps because of it -- nipple enlargement has its devotees, many of whom
are women. "Ladies, have you ever wished for a bit more sexual sensitivity?" asks one body-modification
Web site. "How about deliciously sensitive nipples that stand up and say, `Look at me'?"
Like so many fetishes, nipple enlargement has few practical justifications. What exactly does one do with
a newly enlarged nipple, anyway? Well, nothing. But, as one enthusiast puts it, "Nipples are fun to pump."
In the end, men do this for other men rather than for women," says Brandon Reece. "It's a guy thing."
Which is not to say it's a gay thing, as Joel Kaplan is quick to point out. "Many men are afraid that
expressing a desire for a larger penis will make people think they are homosexual," he says, "which is
absolutely crazy. Most people who buy my products are not gay."
The fact is, PE is once removed from the sexual act, gay or straight. It sounds kind of disingenuous to
say so, but penis size has as much to do with a sense of power as it has to do with sex. "It's like the
stockpiling of nuclear weapons," says Reece. "Who has the biggest penis?"
Aline Zoldbrod tells the tale of a man who was competing in a bicycle race. During a bathroom break,
another cyclist peeked at the man's small penis and remarked, "You'll never make it up the next hill with
that thing." This story illustrates a central fact: penis size is, at least in the eyes of other men, inextricably
linked not only to a man's sexual prowess, but to his strength, his vitality, his very manhood.
"It's sad that people will subject themselves to this stuff so they can stand in the locker room and feel
better," says Derek Polonsky. And yet the big-dick syndrome goes far deeper than simple alpha-male
baiting.
"A lot of these guys have had terrible relationships," Polonsky says. "They have this mindset that if I
have this perfect penis I'll be more of a stud and everything will be fine, rather than paying attention to
what's involved in sustaining a relationship, rather than enhancing their self-esteem. Which is not to
trivialize the worry and the concern. A lot of guys are tormented by this."
In her book Sex Smart: How Your Childhood Shaped Your Sexual Life and What You Can Do About It
(New Harbinger), Zoldbrod argues that most men who are obsessed with penis size have suffered some
kind of childhood trauma, usually at the hands of male peers. "Boys are so competitive, they say terrible
things to each other and shame each other," Zoldbrod says. "But boys won't come out and say anything
about it. It becomes this secret thing."
It's certainly true that boys -- and men -- don't generally talk openly about the fear of a small penis.
Instead they bluster, embellish, inflate, simply laugh the issue off. Or they attempt to project their pain
onto somebody else by making fun of his penis. It's a self-sustaining syndrome, and one that can have
far greater repercussions than mere embarrassment.
In some men, the obsession with penis size may be symptomatic of a condition called body dysmorphic
disorder, a pathological self-loathing brought about by a negative body image. According to a recent
study, between one and two percent of Americans suffer from BDD, 60 percent of them men. Many of
these men have what Whitehead calls "perceived penile inadequacy."
The key word here is "perceived." "Virtually all of the patients I see are totally normal in terms of
dimensions," says Whitehead. "They just want to be larger. It's a body-image issue, a perception issue."
Almost all men who opt for PE -- surgical or otherwise -- already fall within the normal size range (about
three to four inches flaccid, five to six inches erect). But, as Hubbard points out, "Bland reassurances of
normalcy don't allay the concerns."
One PE enthusiast, who goes by the name Big Al, said in an e- mail interview: "Personally, I was a bit
above average before I decided to start `enlarging.' Most men are about in the five-to-six-inch range, but
they'd feel better about themselves knowing that they had eight inches or more (eight seems to be the
`magic number')."
"There are many men," says Kaplan, "who buy my pump who are nine or 10 inches, but who still want to
get bigger."
"I think they're shooting themselves in the foot," says Zoldbrod. "Most men like oral sex, and most
women would rather not feel like they're choking."
And yet this argument holds little sway among PE enthusiasts, for whom an oversize dick is often seen
as a badge of honor. Indeed, PE chat rooms brim with reports -- presented with thinly veiled satisfaction
-- of a partner who has been staggered, startled, and downright roughed up by a newly enlarged
member. "I've bruised [my wife] internally using certain positions," says a PE enthusiast named Dave.
With a larger penis, he adds, "you feel better about yourself and more confident with your partner."
If this sounds irrational -- well, it is. It's a guy thing: pre-logical, instinctual. Maybe even inescapable. It
cuts across racial, religious, and economic boundaries. It affects the ugly, the scrawny, the handsome,
the strong. And it affects every age group.
"I'm only 14," writes a boy in one of the online PE forums. "The only reason I want to enlarge my penis is
that I haven't had sex yet. I don't want my first experience to be a bad one. And plus it makes your life
miserable if you have a bad rep."
Hypnotherapist Laurie Straub tells the tale of "a real old man" who came to her for assistance. He had
visited a nude beach, this old man, and had come away from it full of despair. "I thought I was normal,"
he told Straub. "But I have a teeny-weeny wienie."
She tells a story, too, about a man whose eight-year-old son had walked in on him in the bathroom and
remarked, "Daddy, you have a big pee-pee."
"I hope you told him he does too," Straub advised the guy, "or he'll be coming to see me in 20 years."
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