The First Epistle to the Collosal

Facebookians, beginning at the

Third Verse
Therefore, brothers and sisters
in wordly delights, know that
these things also will not
endure. You look at a page on
the screen, lo it is gone; ye click,
it is all miraged away in the
night...
You are much taken up with
worldly matters, which
cappucchino shall I buy, which
website will I frequent...?Which

dress shall I use to cover my

frequent nakedness?
But I tell you, God in Heaven
with all his angels can hack into
the least of these...!
Who among you could add a
centimeter to her minidress?
Who among you could return the
raspberry ripple with cream
once it is served...?
See not after vain things, but
serve the Lord in your
comments and postings. Seek
not to ire your weary opponent,

he is as weary of the globalized

economy as you are....
If possible, go for a walk by the
sea.
It was made by god, even if now
it is claimed by BP.
Your heart is very loving.
Preserve this virtue. Amidst all
stress, speak and post your truth
to all men.
You are already a digital miracle,
but what you will be in the
future is not yet in beta.

Eat croissants meditatively.

Strive to be happy.
St Paul to the Hugely Collosals
at Connecti-Paste-Scan-and-Cut
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