Professional Documents
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For Tashon
~Julie Malsbury
Its not Delaware County Community College,
also known as 13th grade,
formerly known as high school with an ashtray,
sometimes known as Route 252 U.
Its D-C-cubed,
grammatically and mathematically correct
Saying it all is waste of your time,
pulling each sound from your mouth.
You might accidentally insinuate
that this is real school.
Delaware County Community College isnt real.
DC3 has no real accreditation
least of all for the past 351 years.
It doesnt get reviewed every decade.
There are definitely no follow ups.
Accreditation isnt real.
DC3 has no offer real classes with credits,
real credits, that transfer to a four year university.
Credits arent real.
DC3 doesnt hire real teachers, just adjuncts
They definitely dont have a real masters degree or often a doctorate.
Professors arent real.