This accurate & funny PR Bingo sheet was created by an unknown author and circulated on social media. If anyone knows who made it, I am happy to attribute. Please contact me @jeffrey_ventre
This accurate & funny PR Bingo sheet was created by an unknown author and circulated on social media. If anyone knows who made it, I am happy to attribute. Please contact me @jeffrey_ventre
This accurate & funny PR Bingo sheet was created by an unknown author and circulated on social media. If anyone knows who made it, I am happy to attribute. Please contact me @jeffrey_ventre
SeaWorld Public Relation
B I N G
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desire to travel | receive veterinary | parks, your dollars will | thousands of safe
long distances | cere in our help save wild interactions with
in captivity facilities, animals,” orcas, se people
because thay | somathing they should stop focusing | and thereby
don’t need to a on those instances | disrespects both
hunt for their ila. where trainers ware | her and her
food.” attacked and/or family.
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whale.” something it | animals’ bestinterast’” | at our parkstoday | unsuitable for
doesn’t want to were bom there. release.”
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our parks avery low preferable to performing is
inspire people | employze- for the enimals* long- | fim for them.”
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only care sbout SeaWorld guests about nature and | of rescued animals to | dorsal fins are
whales and | existed, people | inspire them to care | the wild every year!” | not e result of
dolphins if they | used wild orcas about the
are given a for tarcet environment.”
chance to see practi
them up close
in-person.”
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reproduce in | perform in shows | our animals, so there's orcas can live our animals
our facilities | are extensions of ‘no punishment because we've only | here benefits
indicates that | their natural involved” > sping orcas in | their wild
they are heppy | beheviors in the our fasilities fora | counterpasts.”
here.” wild” few decades, and the
study of wild
populations is
ongoing.”
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