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Examples of black cards: (translated from Czech)

1. Taxi stops, the taxi driver opnes the door and a dead men falls on the road. What had
happened? (Answer: The previous passenger was a spider lover and he forgot a box
with his spider there. This dead men panicked when he saw it and so he was bitten by a
poisonous spider.)
2. A man was lying in a pool of blood in a telephone box. The windows of the
telephone box were broken. (Answer: The man was a fisherman. He had caught a big
fish. He went to phone his friend and while he was explaining how LOOOONG the
fish was, he broke the glass walls and cut himself and bled to death.)
3. When John made one step back, he died. (he was a window cleaner at a skyscraper.
His shift was over, so he looked at the window, combed his hair and made one step
back to see better. This was his end.)
4. When the light flickered, Stephan knew he was late. (His son had died in an electric
chair. Similarly - ambulance)
5. Veronica was lying dead in the middle of a meadow. No footprints around. Just a
parcel next to her. (THIS IS A TRUE STORY! She was a parachute. No lucky day she
had...)
6. A dead man was found in a train wagon at a railway station. What had happened? (I
think he woke up in a tunnel and he thought he was buried alive, so he rather killed
himself than to wait for a long death.) This is a Poes story!

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