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Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I
just keep gettin lost in your eyes. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at
sea. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Do you have a pencil? Cause I
want to erase your past and write our future. How was Heaven when you left it? You are so beautiful that
you give the sun a reason to shine. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. Honey, you
give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of
heaven. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. My mom
told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts. I'm no organ donor, but I'd be
happy to give you my heart. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has
one. Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could
interview you. Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see
straight into your soul. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my
garden forever. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die
on your lips. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. It's
not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and
two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second
one This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met
you.. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I
thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? What time do you have to be back in
heaven? there are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye "When I'm older
looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got
married, and the day that I met you. " If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don't be
alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into
your eyes I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'! Girl, your really good at this catch and
release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again. I think you've got
something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up
at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit
a home run with you. If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty. When I first saw
you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. Would you touch me so I can tell my
friends I've been touched by an angel? If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my
last breath to say "I Love You" Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over." Hi, my friend thinks
you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous. Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...)
Because your eyes are just so beautiful! Are You Blood,Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You I was
gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless. We must be near an
airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you! I always get cuts and bruises because every
single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a
storm Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
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GIYERA sa LIBYA,
TSUNAMI sa JAPAN,
LINDOL sa HAITI,
SINKHOLE sa CHINA
at unti-unting PAGLUBOG ng ANTARTICA.
-ilan lang yan sa dahilan ng pagkamatay ng libu-libong tao dito sa mundo at kumalat na ang balita
tungkol sa nalalapit na paggunaw ng mundo. subalit mayroon pa tayong pagasa! At yun ay walang
iba kundi hanapin ang mga nawawalang PITONG DRAGON BALLS para maligtas ang sanlibutan!
napanaginipan kita kagabi, pero nagising ako na unan ko lang ang yakap ko. pero alam mo kung
ano gusto kong mangyari? yung mapanaginipan ko yung unan ko tapos magising ako na ikaw ang
yakap ko!
BOY:CENTRUM KA BA?
GIRL:BAKIT NAMAN?
BOY:KASI YOU COMPLETE ME EH!
GIRL:CHEESY MO!
UTOT KA BA?
BAKIT NAMAN?
Specialist Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw. Pag wala ka, down ako.
No name Para kang holdaper. Lahat ibibigay ko sa yo, wag mo lang akong saktan.
Astroboy Boy: Anong Tagalog ng I love you? Girl: Mahal kita. Boy: Mahal din kita.
Nemotastic Ang galing mo din no? Di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa yo.
West Ice Toshiba Miss, may nakapagsabi na ba sa iyongang guwapo ko?
Neophyte Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.
Nemotastic Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.
Caramello Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.
Siko ni Kuya Mar Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng
kabiguan?
YaK/Cyril Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso
ko!
Bien Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!
Asar Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.
Grim Vixen Parang kang tae; hindi kita kayang paglaruan.
No name Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So
ano?
McDENZEL Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.
Duke Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?
Codename No_Codename Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti kamay spark!
Renj Para kang paaralan, gusto kitang pasukan araw-araw.
Blair Sana ikaw ang cardiologist kopara ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.
K2ytes Nasira yata cellphone ko, kasi wala dito number mo eh!
West Ice Toshiba Siguro freezer ka tapos tubig naman ako. Pag pinasok kita, tumitigas ako!
Austin Hojilla Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.
Dru Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!
Astroboy Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.
Eien17 Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!
Randy Jackstone Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me HOPEand MORE.
Tripleplay 23 Lamesa ka ba? Gusto kitang patungan eh!
Amia Jo Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away.
Amia Jo Para ka namang kulangot, youre so hard to get.
Amia Jo Baril ka ba? Patira naman, kahit isang putok lang.
John Lloyd Van Damme Miss may ipagtatapat ako sa yoayannakatapat na.
RVincent Minsan gusto kitang galitin, para patulan mo naman ako.
Pole Dancer Magic lamp ka ba? Sige nga, pahimas!
No name Para kang cactus. Kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.
Paul Ignatius Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh!
Blitzkrieg Tricycle ka ba? Pasakay naman, hanggang labasan lang.
D Pusher -Sana naging palay ka nalang, para puwede kitang bayuhin.
Gracia Sana posporo ka at posporo ako, para match tayo.
Spongebob Pssstmagkano?
No name Fishball ka ba? Ang sarap mong tuhugin eh!
No name Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.
Maverick Sumali ka ng contest no? Kasi PANALO ka eh!
KiD BuKid Boy: Puwede ba kitang maimbitahan para mag pizza at sex? Girl: Ayoko nga! Boy:
Ay bakit, ayaw mo ng pizza?
Maximo Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko.