There once was a man,

And his name was Stan.

He formed a great plan,
To acquire a van.
He carried the can,
For the war with Iran,
Although, his friend Dan,
Had wanted to ban,
The use of a fan,
To cool a fruit flan.
His wife, named Jan,
Was using the LAN,
When she dropped a pan,
And caused more damage than,
Everyone else.