Sister Sally

By Elton Camp
Sister Sally was a righteous old soul
Sincerely religious with a heart of gold
About her church, she did care
When open, shes always there
Bible in one hand, fan in the other
She loves the sermon of dear brother
To the flock, it was quite a surprise
When Sally suddenly began to writhe
Feet stomping, hands in the air
Whatever was going on there?
Has the preachers sermon so thrilled
That with the spirit shes now filled?
From Sallys throat, a scream arose
What was the cause, do you suppose?
The problem became plain to see
Eek! Get that mouse away from me!