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a spot in the park"What are you doing in my spot?” Foster Werthman asked the old man
who was standing next toa seeing-eye dog.
"What do you mean, ‘What are you doing in my spot, this isnot your spot, and
besides Iam reciting my poetry to whomever chooses to listen,” said the man,
"But this is my spot! ve been coming here for almost a year now performing for
these people, and you have the nerve to just show up one day out of the clear blue
sky and claim, not only my spot but my audience as well! Foster yelled accusingly.
“Tam sorry to disillusion you, my friend,” the man said taken aback a bit, "but
this is a public park and this is, infact, the public, both of which you cannot claim. 1
have just as much ofa right to recite my poetry as you do to...well, what is it that
you do, if T may ask?"
“Lam a mime," answered Foster indignantly
"A mime?" the man said surprised, are you really a mime? I cannot believe
that. I thought mimes were long gone, obsolete, outdated..you know, behind the
times...and yet, you sound so serious as if an audience in this century would really
care to watch something so passé.”
Foster looked over at the three benches that encitcled the small area. Upon
them, sat the same three figures that, for as long as Foster could remember, had
always been siting there, Three permanent fixtures..as permanent as the benches
they sat on. On the far right, a man wearing a large black overcoat, sat so perfectly
stil, that if t were not for the huge gulps he would take every so often out of a
bottle hidden by a large paper bag, Foster thought he might have easily been
mistaken for a mannequin. On the center bench, a disheveled man in a purple
sports-coat, sat beside a large cardboard box overflowing with newspapers and pages
from magazines. As usual, he was having an in-depth conversation with himself,
though today he was glancing furtively to his right and then to his left as if he
thought someone was watching him. At the bench on the far left, a woman withJong knotted black and grey hair, ie curled up in fetal position sound asleep. She
‘was snoring loudly and Foster thought the expression on her face seemed quite
peaceful as though she were a child tucked away in a warm bed forthe night.
"Of course Iam serious!” Foster said hysterically gesturing at the group like a
conductor would at his orchestra, "Every day they watch me! I give them some joy
in their pitiful lives..alitde bit of happiness and entertainment..something to take
them aveay from their miserable existences! And anyway, how would you know?"
Foster's voice crescendoed causing the huge German Shepherd to bark
furiously. Foster bolted back, startled, having hardly expected a seeing-eye dog to be
s0 vicious.
"Ie aleight Stella, the man isnt going to hurt me," the old man said as he
rubbed the soft far underneath the dog's chi. “She's very protective of me if she
senses hostility," he continued, “But back to my point, my friend, I believe that my
poetry has the real potential to truly talk to people..to say something useful and
Inspirational, To teach them, no, to show them, how itis possible to see beyond the
surface of things and transcend sormaley into something unique and fresh. I vant
to improve their vision, if you know what I mean, to make them see, for once in
their lives, how beautiful life really is and ean be. Discovering the beauty from
within..ah...what a challenge but what a grand discovery! Ifa blind man can do
that, than surely anyone can.”
"My god, you cannot be serious! [ mean, look at them!" Foster demanded.
forgetting the man could not see, "They just want lo be entertained! ‘That's alll
bring them entertainment..movement.a visual spetacle..something they can sink
their teeth into, not gum to death. Poetry is s0..s0 abstract and frankly, they would
be bored. Don't you see? They need me..they watch me; they do not merely pause
for afew seconds on their way to catch the subray, nor do they walk right past me as
if I do not exist! These people watch from beginning to end, from the onset throughto the exciting denouement. They expect me to be here..they wouild be devastated
without me."
With that, Foster walked to the middle ofthe small space readying himself to
begin his mime routine. Stella emitted a low, but threatening growl and Foster
stopped immediately.
“What are you doing” the man asked as he pulled Stella towards him,
“Lam preparing to perform," Foster stated.
"Maybe you did not quite understand what I was trying to say, my friend, am
performing now. I am reci
18 my poetry, You cannot just push me away. This is a
free country..this is a public place...you do not own this park!" The blind man was
obviously becoming upset and was beginning to get on Foster's nerves.
"OK. I tried to be civil about this but if that isthe way that you would like to be,
well, then, will just have to bring in the authority.” Foster picked up his book bag
holding three large textbooks on performance art during the Bauhaus period (a
course he was currently taking a the university) then turned and walked towards
the police station on the other side of the park. As he marched on, he heard the
blind man begin reciting his idiotic poetry. Oh God, how ridiculous this whole
situation is. Why did he have to take this spot in the park? There are thousands of
parks inthis city, and he had to come to this park ancl take my spot! Now those poor
people have to suffer through his pseudo-philosophical garbage...
Foster reached the police station and walked right up to the counter
slamming his book bag on top of a pile of paperwork. "Can Thelp you?” the
policeman asked without looking up.
"Yes, you can..1 was in the park and this man~""Hold on, hold on," the policeman said finally looking up at Foster, “what the
hell are you wearing on your face?"
"tis make-up. Iam a mime. But, wait, Iam getting to that, you see, I was about to
do my routine in the park when this man~
“Hey,” the policeman broke in suddenly, "I think I once saw you do your litle
shiick...Im not much ofa critic though, in fact, was always kind of bored with the
whole mime thing...seems kind a strange that someone who can talk decides to tell
a story without talking...kind a weird if you really think about it...and T always hated
guessing what you guys were doing..you know, like ‘oh now he's in a room that's
closing in on him’ or ‘now he's walking outside on a really windy day’ or"
“Can I please get to my point?" Foster asked impatiently, "As we speak, that... that
man is stealing my audience and my spot and you must stop him!"
‘Slow down now..who, which man are you talking about?” the policeman asked
confused
“This man in the park today. He's reciting his inconsequential and ridiculous
poetry fo an audience who do not care to listen to his drivel. While in the
‘meantime, I could be bringing them what they really need by doing my silent but
beautiful routine for them."
“Who's them?
“Well, those that come to see my show everyday, of course."
“Who could possibly want to come and see a mime everyday? No offense you
kuow.t
"No offense taken since you obviously do not understand, nor will you ever
appreciate the subtle beauty in the artistic performance of a mime," Foster stated
resentfully.
"So who are these people?” the policeman asked again."Well, there's this... don't know them all by name, of course, but they are
always there because they enjoy my performances..they think that what I do is
wonderful..oh, we are wasting time..can't you just remove that abominable man
and his awful dog away from my spot and let me perform?" Foster pleaded.
“You know I can't do that. Ie a public park. He has a right, just as much of a
right as you to do whatever itis that you do. I'm sorry , thefe is just nothing I can do
about it, and besides, you shouldn't have a need for the police in a situation like
this. [have more important things to worry about..accidents, rots, robberies, crazed
lunatics..you know this isa big city,” the policeman explained.
"Oh.-oh..this is completely
jculous! Why can’t you just tell him to go to
another park, or find another spot? That’ all | want; just for him and his dog to go
somewhere else. I mean, Ive been going there for almost a year now, and I'm just
beginning to grow as a performance artist, 'm Just beginning to break through the
‘mold, just beginning to be one with my audience...just beginning. just beginning.
Foster implored,
“| really can't help you and anyway, why don’t you go somewhere else?” the
policeman asked suspiciously
"Because I was there frst! I shouldn't have to be the one to move if was there
first. Besides, I care about those people! They care about me and seeing my
performance! We have a relationship already established. communication..an
understanding..they want..well..they..oh, Tam just so mad!" Foster said pouting
ke a ehita
"Listen, go talk to the guy and settle this on your own. You are obviously a well-
educated and certainly refined young man so you must be rational enough,” the
policeman said in a slightly sarcastic tone, "Tm sure you can think of something
that solves the problem for both of you."G
Foster picked up his book bag and stormed out ofthe office yelling about the
justice system and how corrupt iti, as loud laughter erupted behind him.
When Foster returned to the spot, the blind man vas still labbering on, Oh,
how utterly trite and cliche. This blind buffoon actually thinks that his so-called
poetry is going to have an affect on these people, that they are going to feel
something! Foster glanced at the three figures; the man still drinking out of a paper
‘bag, the man in the purple sports coat now picking his nose tenaciously and the
‘woman still sleeping soundly.
"Sir, IFT may interrupt,” Foster said aggressively.
"My name is Craseoff and no, you may not interrupt Iam just getting om to a
‘wonderful sonnet about how a blind person has no conception of ugliness because
we have never seen ugliness, and the whole idea that"
“Listen, Mr. Casco" Foster interjected, "I will not accept this! T just won't do
itl Who's to say that you won't start coming here everyday now and take up my
usual spot and recite your ridiculous poetry for my audience! I simply will not
tolerate the idea that you may show up anytime, any day..this has to stop now
before it gets out of hand! I demand that you and your dog leave now!"
"You have no right to demand anything from me. Why don’t you find another
spot? You have the ability to seo, to actully look for, search out, and discover
another spot. I couldn't have found this spot on my ov
ever in a million years.
1 was Stella who led me to this particular park and to this particular spot, and now I
have grown used to it, the way the ground feels, the way the air smells. And if, in
the future, Ifeel particularly inclined or inspired to recite my poetry, Sella will
know exactly where to take me..surely you must be able to see the situation Iam.
in..surely you must
"Alright, alright," Foster said having a difficult time controlling his frustration,
“maybe there is an even more civil and certainly more American way of settlingtle dispute, Since we both obviously believe that our personal forms of
expression will have more of an affect on these people, we should have to prove it
to them. We shall, therefore, have a small debate on the issue andl then, they will
vote." Foster pointed atthe three figures, “That will be fir, they will choose who
they want, they will choose what they want. Tt will be democratic and the outcome
will, ofcourse, be what was meant to be al along... naturally."
Without even waiting for Mr. Crascoff's response, Foster walked over to the
three benches. He looked at the man in the purple sports-coat, who was mumbling
something about how cockroaches area delicacy in some countries, then bent over
and lightly tapped him on the shoulder.
“Excuse me," Foster said, "Tm sure you couldn't help noticing the litle confit
we've been having over there regarding who should be the one to entertain you,
and we've decided that to solve our dispute, we will have a small debate on the
{issue and then, after we both have had a chance to speak, you will ll vote and
decide for yourselves whom you prefer.
‘As Foster spoke, the woman had woken up and as she stared at Foster, he
noticed that she had the most peculiar look on her face, He saw thatthe alcoholic
‘was also staring at Foster oddly, though he seemed to be having dlificuty
‘head olled back and forth in his inebriated state.
maintaining his focus as
"So," he continued, "ust to let you know, that is what will ensue, and please, if
‘you have any questions, ask now before we begin.”
Foster walted there for afew minutes, But the alcoholic just burped very loudly
and the women put her head down again and immediately fell asleep. Finally, just
as Foster was about to turn and walk away, the man in the purple sports-coat took
his finger out of his nose andl said, “What do we get fr it, mean, what are you
gonna give me for it..what are we gonna gets?""Well said Foster delighted that someone had said something, "you wil, of
course, get the opportunity to be entertained exacly how you wish to be; whomever
‘wins the debate will be here everyday to bring you what you really want.”
Foster again waited fora reply, and when he heard the man begin mumbling
quietly about how he had once heard that dog meat is actually quite a popular meal
in some counties, Foster walked away.
"They are with us one hundred percent" Foster said to Mr. Crascoff, "They agree
to go ahead with whatever we do.”
“T think this is absolute silliness," Mr. Crascoff said, "There's just no need for
this. Why do you feel such an urgency to go to these lengths just so you can have
your usual spot? I don't know ifT want to participate in this kind of lunacy... just
don't know=-"
"Mr. Crascoff, you will begin,” Foster stated, not having heard a word the man
had just said, "Stand right here." He prodded Mr. Crascoff along until he reached the
center of the space facing the three benches. Then, satisfied, he walked over to Stella,
thinking to plop himself down on the cement next to her, but instead, he
accidentally sat on her tale, crushing it completely underneath his buttocks and the
dog let out a screeching howl. Mr. Crascoff jumped back.
"What happened?" he screamed, "What did you do to Stella?”
"Oh nothing, I just accidentally sat on her tale..she'll survive. Come on, come
‘on, get on with your presentation, we haven't got all day..prove to these people that
‘you would be the best enterlainment* Foster jeered
“I guess I have no choice in the matter. You have forced this situation,” said Mr.
Crascoff sounding weatied by Foster's persistent bantering. He stood stil for a
‘moment, then shifted his weight a few times, first on the right leg, then on the left,
then back to the right and finally, settling on the left, cleared his throat and began.
"believe that poetry is essential forall people"“Louder please," Foster yelled.
Mr. Crascoff put his hands on his hips impatiently. “Are you quite through?"
he asked Foster though he was looking directly ata large yellow garbage can.
"Yes, just speak up a bit, project sir, you are a poet..you can surely do that,"
Foster teased.
Dy this time, Foster noticed that a few passersby had gathered around the spot,
‘whispering, no doubt, about the strangeness of the scene. And yet, it seems they
‘were held there, fascinated by the curious spectacle. As he observed the growing
‘group, he noticed people that he had never seen before on this side of the park. A
melee of men, women, students, business men, housewives..it seemed that every
walk of life had assembled in this particular spot.
“Well,” Mr. Crascoff continued unaware of what was happening, "lam blind. I
‘was born into a world of darkness. It was all I knew and all I understood. Eventually,
my life, and everything I had, everything that I even remotely cared for, had also
taken on this blackness, becoming something, I believed, I could never really have
or love because I couldn't see it. It all became so unattainable..eclipsed and obscured
by, shall we say, my own narrow-sightedness. But it was when I discovered poetry
much later in my life, that I also found my eyes and alas, my happiness, All the
‘emotions and feelings that I had so carefully and systematically hidden away in the
blackness for so long, became clear and light, and so much more important than
seeing the form and shape of things. And so, I began imagining what things looked
like, and as I did, the images my mind described transcended even their imagined
form taking on an entirely new dimension; a dimension that included an
emotional response. When I discovered poetry, I was in a sense, reborn. I realized
that poetry does not need to be seen at all, unlike a painting, or a sculpture; poetry is
simply words; words that then move from the mind to the heart, taking on any
shape or form that one wishes upon them.You see, ultimately, what I discovered, is that things are really not what they
appear to be..that everything has a million different, though equally valid
‘meanings to a million different people and yet, stil, we all are able to communicate
how we think and feel and see, and that. that wondrous reality... s precisely the
beauty and mystery to life ise!
‘Applause exploded fom the crowd, and when Foster looked around! he could
not believe how many people had erammed into the small area, So many, in fat,
that Foster suddenly had a panicked feeling in the pit of his stomach. He was not
used to speaking in front of such a large group of people. Mr. Crascoff continued
talking, but Foster could not concentrate He desperately tried to make sense of it
for he knew he had to prepare a rebuttal, but the words jumbled together into a
reaningless drone. For a moment, he actually thought Mr, Crascoff was speaking
ina foreign language..none of it made sense at alll His heart was beating rapidly and
he tried doing his deep breathing exercises, but there were just too many
people..wway too many people..too many face staring,
“And now" Mr, Crascoff said, "it is the mimes turn to talk.”
‘There were a few subdued giggles at that remark, but Foster heard them as if
they were booming over a loud speaker or amplified by a bull horn. The laughter
echoed in his ears, and he put his hands over them to stop the unbearable sounds
from penetrating and cracking an ego he secretly knew to be delicate and fragile. He
felt a terrible headache coming on, and was having difficulty remembering why he
‘was in the park at all When he etood up, the crowd became silent in anticipation.
Suddenly someone in the yelled, "Why don't you get a real job with that fancy
college education of yours and stop bothering our poor city with that mime stuff?
Don't you know by now that people are annoyed with you guys? Haven't you
realized that people avoid you? Haven't you seen us walk the other way? Mimes are
just really annoying, plain and simple. Everyone knows it..1'm surprised you don’ttBe easy on yourself and go home.-let the poor man recite him poetry. It's all he's
got; his poetry and his dog, Go find a job with that fancy college education...it'l be
easy for you with that fancy college education.”
Well the nerve of him! Foster thought, after seeing the large man with the cigar
dangling out of his mouth had been the source of such rudeness.
Hey, wait just a minute I am so sick of hearing that kind of utter baloney!” a
man about Foster's age yelled from across the circle, "Just because someone has a
college education doesn't guarantee that they're going to get a job! What makes you
think itl be so easy? I've got two degrees and I'm still unemployed. You have no
right to assume that someone wito even has the opportunity to go to college, is
somehow set for life..that things are going to be handed to him on a silver platter!
Come on, man, let's be honest here, a college education doesn't get you shit these
days, and you know it as wel as I!"
Thank you for clearing that up, Foster thought.
"But atleast you won't have to choose between a job flipping burgers and a job
emptying trash cans!" a bald man wearing overalls shouted furiously.
Yeah!” an angry voice hollered in agreement.
"What's happening here?" Mr. Crascoff yelled nervously, “Stop this..please stop
this! Let the mime have his turn to speak...et the mime talk.uit's his tum to talkt
Stella? Stella..where are you..Stella? Stella? As he yelled for the dog, Mr. Crascoff
walked around with his arms outstretched looking lost andl frightened. Foster knew
that Stella could never get through the stil growing number of people that
continued to crowd the small area, and she stood with her ears pointing upwards,
‘whimpering and whining on and on and annoying Foster. “Oh shut up! Foster
said, "Just keep quiet, you'll have to wait until this is all over."
"Oh. I can’t stand this! Iust cant stand this!” a woman with flaming red hair
screamed, obviously with a desperate need to be heard, "None of you men will everunderstand the problems that a woman has to deal with. We are treated with such
double standatds...we have to work twice as hard and still, we have to play those
little gender roles to get our way!" Foster saw she was spitti
Was she spoke. "It's a
man's world! she continued screaming, “It will always be that way...a goddamn
man’s world!"
‘Then a black man, who was standing next to Foster, let out a moan and
sounding disgusted by the vociferous red-head said, "Jesus, give me a break. Atleast
_just be thankful for that. You have no idea what real
ination is like, so why don’t you just cool it with the feminist pontification,
At least you're white”
twas at that point, that Foster felt an incredible wave of tension move through
the crowd. People grew restless and Foster heard bickering all around him and soon,
like a chain reaction, the bickering became shouts and the shouts became
accusations, Foster watched as the group slowly closed in on itself, Everyone was
yelling about something at someone else. And then personal spaces were beginning
to disappear, as words became shoves and finger pointing and still, the ruckus grew
‘more violent, Foster saw the fat man with the cigar jabbing his finger into the
younger man’s sternumy he watched the women with the flaming red hair waving
her arms hysterically as she approached the black many and then, from across the
throng, he saw the bald man in the overalls, standing on top of the bench, holding
the yellow garbage can high above his head as if ready to toss it up into the blue sky.
Suddenly, Foster felt very strange. I's as if he lost the sensation of time..the
feeling of time..and when he looked around him he saw the whole crazy scene at
‘once..ike a painting hanging on the wall or a picture in a photo-album..the whole
loony scene..ike a circus.a freak show..and that garbage can..that yellow garbage
can..the only thing that started moving.-and he watched it.as it slowly rose up into
the blue sky..so slow, like it was on an elevator..and then it came to it's peak untilit eventually just stopped altogether..and there it was..suspended in the clear blue
sky..it looked so strange, that huge yellow garbage can like that, suspended in mid
air..but how beautiful the yellow looked against the blue..perfect complimentary
colors. And he did not move his eyes from it..as f hypnotized, he watched as
papers and cigarette butts and newspapers and magazines slowly rose up and out of
the yellow... like a black andl white fountain..spreading ttself over the entire
scene..and he watched in amazement how everyone had looked up at exactly the
same moment...how everyone watched the shower fall upon their heads like a
ticker-tape parade.
‘But when the can hit the ground, the explosive sound seemed to energize the
crowd into a frenzy. And as people began running in all directions, someone
smacked into Foster's side, and he lost his balance, falling directly on top of Stell.
He scrambled to his feet, but Stella was barking at Foster with such fury that foam
and saliva began building up on the sides of her mouth, and Foster did not know
‘quite what to do. He was really very scared for he thought she looked possessed with
an urgency to kill..to sink her sharp fangs into Fosters juicy thigh. She was barking
and barking without taking her coal black demon eyes off of him. Foster slowly
backed away but Stella moved forward, coming dangerously close and becoming
‘more vicious with every step. Foster carefully reached his arm down, hoping to
catch the strap of his book bag and run from the rabid seeing-eye dog, but without
giving him a chance, Stella leapt up towards him, aiming her gleaming white fangs
at Foster's jugular. Foster managed to catch the strap and without thinking he lifted
the book bag high into the air and brought it down on top of Stella's head, smashing
it on her hard skull over and over again with more strength than he had ever had
in his life and he continued, hitting the dog again and again, until eventually her
legs gave away and she collapsed into a pool of her own blood.Foster watched Stella's light brown color change to an almost jet black as the
blood soaked her fur, and suddenly the realization of his act struck him, No... oh.
my... god...oh... god...what have I done? He tilted his head to look at Stella's face
and saw that she looked so friendly now...wiy did she look so friendly now? She
was mean and vicious..cidn't she try to kill me? Oh..t just..can’t..my god what
have I done? Foster just could not believe that he had that kind of anger and
hostility inside of him..enough to kill another living thing! His head felt as if it
‘were going to burst. It was the first time in his life that he had ever felt such intense
‘emotions... they were so real...s0 real. Tt was the fits time in his life he had ever flt
strongly about anything in fact; anything that really, truly mattered. He wasn’t sure
Jf it was sadness or remorse; he wasn't sure if it was an act of sell-preservation or a
sign of selfactualization. He wasn't sure of anything, other than the fact that Stella
‘was dead and he had killed her. He felt a tremendous heaviness in his heart and as
the tears began streaming down his face they carted with it the white make-up he
had been putting on for almost a year now.
‘When Foster finally looked up, he was shocked by what he was witnessing.
‘Through his clouded vision, he saw papers and bottles flying through the air, and
people running in all directions. He saw the three benches had been knocked over
but he didnot see the three figures that normally occupied them and he wondered
where they went. He saw fights taking place and clothes being ripped and blood
everywhere. It was the craziest thing he had ever seen, and as he looked on, he
suddenly saw a fire standing alone in the middle of it al,
Standing perfeclly stil right inthe midst ofthis crazy commotion, was Mr.
Crascoff, staring at Foster with wide open eyes. His arms were bent at the elbow, his
palms facing upwards, his fingers and hands open, questioning. He was asking why.
‘That was it.he was asking Foster why ad he done it. But how could he know?
How could a blind man possibly know? But that look..that knowing look..Postercouldn't understand it, but he was sure that somehow with some other sense, Mr.
Crascoff knew exactly what Foster had done, He felt a shiver run through his entire
body and all he wanted was to get out of the park as fat as possible before someone
else see's. he has got to leave now..nov.
Foster heard sirens and when he turned around, a group of policeman was
running towards him waving their clubs in the air and behind them, men clad in
white were following with a stretcher. He would go the other way. He quickly
threw his book bag over his shoulder and ran as fast as he could, right past Me.
Crascoff without stopping, without looking back.
Foster ran faster and faster through the park, leaping over hedges and rocks,
between trees and and fences. The park seemed never-ending..oh god it went on
forever..where did it end..when did it finally end? But he kept running, on and on,
though the park seemed larger than usual or maybe it had always been this way or
maybe he just never noticed before. His book bag was banging against his shoulder
and his legs were tring.-he dripped with sweat, panting and heaving but he kept up
his pace..running on and on... so thankful tobe far from that spot.-he was safe
now..away from that awful park. And on and on Foster ran, looking for the place
where the park ends and the city begins
‘When Foster reached his apartment, he ran up all twelve flights of stats,
bolted into his apartment and locked the door behind him. He immediately bent
over trying, with difficulty, to catch his breath. When he looked up at the clock
above his sink, he couldn't believe it was only three o-clock. Fe was never home at
three-o clock, he was usually in the park until six! Foster felt strange. He wandered
around his apartment aimlessly. He could find nothing to do. He walked into the
bathroom and caught his reflection in the mirror. Almost all of the make-up wasoff of his face and he thought he looked grotesque and hideous. He stared at his
reflection for awhile, amusing himself by making faces. Then he picked up the tube
of white make-up that sat on his sink andl carsied it into the small living room. He
sat down on the couch, squeezed the tube of white make-up into his palm, and
carefully and methodically began covering his face with it, When he felt he had
‘Onished, he put the tube of make-up down and sat quietly on the couch until so
lock.