Allison Swann

2/28/15
Period 6

GOSSIP GOSSIP JUICY GODLY GOSSIP

OMG DID U HEAR ABOUT HERA AND ZEUS? Nope. Nothing new there, they
broke up AGAIN. But of course they werent actually able to break up, but you get
the gist. Something about Zeus seducing a snake or whatever old news. But u know
whose new news? Its our goddess APHRODITE!!! Now Aphrodite is widely known
and favored. Heck she is most prayed to (especially by Hippomenes; he is trying to get
his wife, Atlanta, to calm down. She sure didnt like being beat by a BOY, A BOY FOR
OLYMPUS SAKE). So, Atlanta has filed a police report for conspiracy between
Aphrodite and Hippomenes because they cheated in the foot race. Luckily for Aphrodite
the case has been closed (mostly due to Aphrodites persuasion techniques). But now
Aphrodite has bigger problems, Psyche has filed a restraining order against her motherin-law, Aphrodite, who has tormented her and attempted to destroy her marriage to Eros.
Zeus is now the only god who can decide what to do. The pressure is on him!!! Troubles
between Hephaestus and Athena have been stirring, below is a conversation between
them through email:

A Correspondence with Hephaestus

To: hephy.metalman@godsofolympus.com
From: athena_the_wise@godsofolympus.com
Subject: Experience the wrath of Athena

Allison Swann
2/28/15
Period 6

Hephaestus,

You are a disgusting and vile man, and your very presence is revolting to me. I am
appalled at your recent attempt to "woo" me. It is widely known that I am a virgin
goddess, and that I'm determined to maintain this status. If you attempt such a thing again
I will be forced to sever each and every appendage from your body.

Sincerely,
Athena
To: athena_the_wise@godsofolympus.com
From: hephy.metalman@godsofolympus.com
Re: Experience the wrath of Athena

Athena,

You don't have to be so mean about it. I was just lonely because Aphrodite has been
spending so much time with stupid Ares.

Sorry,
Hephy

Allison Swann
2/28/15
Period 6

Wow such a conversation!!! Hope Hephy doesnt try anything again this could
get ugly. We all know how mad she got when Poseidon filed that police report accusing
her of fraud and bribery of the people of Athens. After that Poseidon wished he were
never born!! Even Zeus was tired of all the fighting. Now he knows how everyone else
feels with him constantly bickering with Hera. Such a big fight over a few mortals and
gods. Ha youd think the gods were OBESESSED with mortals for all the trouble they
have with them!!

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