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17 March 2015
7.30 pm ( sharp)
Venue :
Date :
Kick off:
Team Sheets
Home Team
Graydon
Spell
Jonny
Kris
Will
Blackie
Will
Away Team
Stub
Luke
Chris
Nick
Malky
Alan
Spell
Graydon
Kris
Malky
Luke
Jonny
Blackie
Nick
Alan
Chris
Stub
100%
100%
Home Team
Away Team
8.33
4.33
4.00
52.29%
47.71%
8.67
4.17
4.50
53.52%
46.48%
5 wins out of 5
4 wins out of 4
Latest Odds
Home Win Away Win
3/1
2/1
N.B Odds courtesy of William Hill, odds are subject to change.
This weeks teams, so aptly illustrated by Luke, look like being the most evenly matched of 2015 so far. Two teams have not been this close
since Helicopter Sunday. With the teams so evenly matched the helicopter might be changing direction on more than one occasion.
There is literarily a "baw hair" between both teams for tonight's game. Both teams look fit and sharp with an average 8.33 appearances and 8.67
appearances respectively this season. Average wins for each team stand at 4.33 and 4.17 from the opening 10 games. That in turn represents a
52.29 % and 53.52 % win percentage for the two sides.
With so little between the teams we need to take a look at potential match winners for both sides, namely, Blackie and Chris. (See appendix 3 for
individual stats on both.) With both teams seemingly going to end up the trenches, stats go out the window. Its all about character, heart and
desire.
Graham, the ultimate enigma? Very few possess the natural ability of this man and on his day, an undoubted match winner. The burning
question for his team mates tonight will be, which blackie will turn up? Some worry not only is he combat ready but is he even combat inclined?
His injury ravaged season has meant little playing time with his team mates tonight (see appendix 1). In fact Graham has only recorded victories
with two of his teams mates, Jonny (two) and Graydon (one). Tonight also marks his debut performance with Spell. Graham started the season
poorly (see appendix 4) with three straight defeats but after a heart felt letter to Jim'll fix it, his fortunes turned around with three dynamic
performances which seen him move to a respectable 42.86% win rate (see appendix 2). It's the latter, that his team mates hope turn up, give
them the edge and lead them out of the trenches and forward to glory.
At the other end of the field trying to lead his team to glory is Chris. He has a slightly better win/loss ratio compared to Graham (see appendix
2) from nine appearances this season. Only a nightmare of a commute stopped him from a 100% appearances record. The stats show a mixed
bag of luck with his team mates recording both wins and losses with most his teams mates. The noticeable highlight is the four victories from
five appearances when playing with Luke. Right now you are probably thinking, but how is Chris a match winner? What you can guarantee from
Chris is a work rate and honesty from the first to the last whistle. What my stats don't show you is Chris's spectacular ability to score screamer
after screamer. Some have likened him to Lord Nicklas Bendtner..... he doesn't score tap ins. No really , he doesn't score tap ins. One minutes
he's Paul Pogba'd one in the top bin, the next, he's fluffed one from three yards. His teams mates are hoping he picks up the shooting boots
before setting off tonight.
Unquestionably, every one of the twelve men on show tonight is a natural born winner. Each with the hunger and desire to get one over his
mate so after the match he can slag him rotten. It also happens to be an immutable law of sport that serial winners often make for the worst of
losers. With so little between the teams and so much on the line, who will walk off the park like a greetin' face wean?
A very stupid man once said " life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get." Well, the chocolates tonight can be either
Lindt or Lidl. To a man we must all ask ourselves what chocolate am I?
42.86%
57.14%
42.86%
57.14%
Win % Loss %
55.56%
44.44%
55.56%
44.44%
Win % Loss %
Total
Players
Total
Values
Blackie Win %
Players
Blackie Loss %
43%
57%
Values
Chris Win %
Chris Loss %
44%
56%
Away Team
Jonny (Team
Mate)
Player
Blackie
W
L
2
2
Graydon (Team
Mate)
1
1
Jonny (Team Mate) Kris (Team Mate) Graydon (Team Mate) Spell (Team Mate) Will (Team Mate)
Player
Chris
W
L
2
1
5
4
1
Match Result
1
1
1
1
Values
Nick (Team Mate)
Malky (Team Mate)
Alan (Team Mate)
Stub (Team Mate)
Luke (Team Mate)
L
Chris
Blackie
Players
5
1
4
Malky (Team
Mate)
Luke (Team Mate) Stub (Team Mate) Alan (Team Mate) Malky (Team Mate) Nick (Team Mate)
Values
Players
Match Result
Player
Alan
Blackie
Chris
Gary C
Gary H
Glassford
Graydon
Jonny
Kris
Luke
Malky
Marc
Mark A
Nick
Potti
Scott P
Spell
Steven A
Stub
Will
% of
2015
Total Fixtures
2015
Fixtures 2015 Total Wins Total
in 2015
Apperances
Played In
Losses
100.00%
10
10
3
7
70.00%
10
7
3
4
90.00%
10
9
5
4
10.00%
10
1
0
1
60.00%
10
6
4
2
20.00%
10
2
0
2
70.00%
10
7
5
2
90.00%
10
9
7
2
100.00%
10
10
3
7
100.00%
10
10
7
3
40.00%
10
4
4
0
50.00%
10
5
5
0
10.00%
10
1
0
1
90.00%
10
9
5
4
10.00%
10
1
0
1
10.00%
10
1
0
1
90.00%
10
9
6
3
10.00%
10
1
0
1
100.00%
10
10
1
9
80.00%
10
8
2
6
Win %
Loss %
30.00%
42.86%
55.56%
0.00%
66.67%
0.00%
71.43%
77.78%
30.00%
70.00%
100.00%
100.00%
0.00%
55.56%
0.00%
0.00%
66.67%
0.00%
10.00%
25.00%
70.00%
57.14%
44.44%
100.00%
33.33%
100.00%
28.57%
22.22%
70.00%
30.00%
0.00%
0.00%
100.00%
44.44%
100.00%
100.00%
33.33%
100.00%
90.00%
75.00%
Home Team
Fixture Dates
06/01/2015
L
W
L
W
L
13/01/2015
L
W
W
W
W
L
20/01/2015
L
W
W
W
W
L
27/01/2015
W
L
W
L
L
03/02/2015
W
W
W
L
L
10/02/2015
W
13/01/2015
L
W
W
20/01/2015
L
W
L
27/01/2015
L
W
W
03/02/2015
L
L
L
10/02/2015
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
L
L
W
L
W
W
13/01/2015
20/01/2015
27/01/2015
03/02/2015
10/02/2015
L
L
17/02/2015
24/02/2015
03/03/2015
L
W
W
L
L
L
W
L
L
W
W
W
L
W
L
17/02/2015
W
L
W
W
L
24/02/2015
L
W
W
W
L
L
03/03/2015
W
L
W
W
W
L
17/02/2015
24/02/2015
03/03/2015
10/03/2015
L
L
W
W
W
Away Team
Fixture Dates
06/01/2015
W
L
W
W
L
10/03/2015
L
L
W
W
L
Bench
Fixture Dates
06/01/2015
L
W
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
10/03/2015
L
W
Fixtures
Players
Jan
Feb
Mar
Blackie
Graydon
Jonny
Kris
Spell
Will
1
2
4
2
3
0
2
3
2
0
1
1
0
0
1
1
2
1
Total Wins in
2015
3
5
7
3
6
2
Away Team
Sum
Fixtures
Players
Jan
Feb
Mar
Alan
Chris
Luke
Malky
Nick
Stub
1
3
3
1
0
1
2
3
2
2
1
1
0
1
2
2
0
Players
Jan
Feb
Mar
Gary H
Glassford
Marc
Mark A
Potti
Scott P
Steven A
Gary C
1
0
3
Total Wins in
2015
3
5
7
4
5
1
Bench
Sum
Fixtures
2
0
0
0
0
0
Total Wins in
2015
4
0
5
0
0
0
0
0
(All)
Appearances
Players
Alan
Blackie
Chris
Gary C
Gary H
Glassford
Graydon
Jonny
Kris
Luke
Malky
Marc
Mark A
Nick
Potti
Scott P
Spell
Steven A
Stub
Will
Fixture Dates
06-Jan
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
13-Jan
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
20-Jan
a
a
a
27-Jan
a
a
a
03-Feb
a
a
a
10-Feb
a
a
a
17-Feb
a
24-Feb
a
03-Mar
a
a
a
10-Mar
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
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a
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a
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a
a
a
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Fixtures
Jan
4
3
4
4
4
3
Away Team
Appearances
Players
Alan
Chris
Luke
Malky
Nick
Stub
Fixtures
Jan
4
4
4
4
4
Bench
Appearances
Players
Gary H
Glassford
Marc
Mark A
Potti
Scott P
Steven A
Gary C
Fixtures
Jan
1
2
3
Months
Jan
25.00%
25.00%
75.00%
100.00%
0.00%
66.67%
100.00%
50.00%
75.00%
#DIV/0!
100.00%
#DIV/0!
25.00%
#DIV/0!
#DIV/0!
75.00%
#DIV/0!
0.00%
0.00%
#DIV/0!
Feb
25.00%
100.00%
50.00%
66.67%
#DIV/0!
100.00%
66.67%
0.00%
75.00%
100.00%
100.00%
0.00%
66.67%
0.00%
0.00%
33.33%
0.00%
25.00%
33.33%
#DIV/0!
Mar
50.00%
0.00%
0.00%
50.00%
#DIV/0!
0.00%
50.00%
50.00%
50.00%
100.00%
#DIV/0!
#DIV/0!
100.00%
#DIV/0!
#DIV/0!
100.00%
#DIV/0!
0.00%
50.00%
0.00%
YTD Win %
30.00%
42.86%
55.56%
66.67%
0.00%
71.43%
77.78%
30.00%
70.00%
100.00%
100.00%
0.00%
55.56%
0.00%
0.00%
66.67%
0.00%
10.00%
25.00%
0.00%
Monthly Win %
100.00%
90.00%
80.00%
70.00%
60.00%
50.00%
40.00%
30.00%
20.00%
10.00%
0.00%
Date
Jan
Feb
Mar
Players