were are many areas. of
ought with which Michael
2c4S0 fans entertain the
eves wher faced with such exer
‘ating ordeals as wating outside a
‘concert venue fr eightoen hous i
ab-7070 temperatures (ys, that's
ght ~ Bremen). These thoughts
an range from the vital concert
pays, et. 0 Comparatively mu
save questions, such as the mean
of ite Whatever the tain of
there is always one ques
that puzzles and aggravates to
ntreme The one that has Been
08 many times before but
ontvives 10 be fueled by new ev
dence. and more materia
Using these examples, the
question has. been scrutinised
analysed, a soir des, a mote
fies, (0098, sony) but, as yet
there is stil no answer
Even the greatest writers of al
Dickens, _ Shakespeare
Wordsworth and Meltzer have not
solved th probie = who buys the
ona Enquie apart rom su
reputable newspapers as the Sport
and the Stay of course)? Who
actually beteves any ofthe ‘stones
in his “news'paper? Who eve
tuys i for a laugh? The ‘stones
are $0 ridiculous that they are
‘beyond be, never mina huryou
Let me tke, for example, a recent
sory, and ft's use this word ite
ally in the Sport (which had so
‘dwously been taken from
Navona Enguirer,
The story began, “Once upon a
time.” Wel did't, butt stous
have done, and was ened, Jacko
is Flogpo in Sacko. Now Ive
heard of wit, but these guys realy
do deserve a med, you know,
‘th the repetition ofthe 0" sound,
gosh theyre 50 clever. Anyway
me tale went on to say that,
‘ocording to 'a source’ (| wonder
what a souree' 1s; whatover tis,
obviously knows and says alot as
ve nev cea a tabloid story with
fut one) Lisa Mare Presley ox
jackson has claimed that Mica
is useless in ed. and said this in
reaction to another NE report
laming that Michael wants chads
wth et to create an omnipotent
op god, a sort of ‘Black Elis
eaves ows why Michae!
tant this when YOu consider that
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A headline
iN agree on
is true!
') according to his autobiog
Michao! doesn't even lke
‘music
But that wasnt ll. The Sport
then decided to report that he ony
reason Michael and Lisa Marie mar
‘ed in the fst piace was to "ake
the heat off Michael’ during the alle
(ations, Okay, now Im sure Ive
‘ard tat before, yes, detiniey “a
urce said that three years ago,
vel. semember Whatever a
o® 1, "has @ bad memory
yam | bothering tying to
snd ris Oak pain
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Wrong About Hi
AllAlong
change
person byaim
Tabiods, then
has been wort
ignore the tabi
Aan actof submission,
army of fans are not ready fort
yet, not by along shot
‘Muth upon the people Fox s