A Story to Remember

Police Officer: Hello. 24th Precinct. Officer Jones speaking.

Man: Help. eah! "h! it #as #il$! % mean really bi&arre.
Police Officer: 'alm $o#n sir( )o#! #hat $o yo" #ant to report*
Man: +ell! %,$ like to report a -.O sighting.
Police Officer: A #hat*
Man: +hat $o yo" mean /#hat*/ An "ni$entifie$ flying ob0ect(
Police Officer: +ait! tell me e1actly #hat yo" sa#.
Man: +ell! % #as $ri2ing home from a party abo"t three ho"rs ago! so it #as abo"t 2:33
AM! #hen % sa# this bright light o2erhea$.
Police Officer: Okay. An$ then #hat happene$*
Man: Oh! man. +ell! it #as o"t of this #orl$. % stoppe$ to #atch the light #hen it
$isappeare$ behin$ a hill abo"t a kilometer ahea$ of me.
Police Officer: Alright. 4hen #hat*
Man: +ell! % got back in my car an$ % starte$ $ri2ing to#ar$ #here the -.O lan$e$.
Police Officer: )o#! ho# $o yo" kno# it #as a -.O* Perhaps yo" only sa# the lights of
an airplane 5)o6! or the hea$lights of an approaching car 5)o6. 4hings like that happen!
yo" kno#.
Man: +ell if it #as that! ho# $o yo" e1plain /the 78AS4/*
Police Officer: +hat $o yo" mean! /the 78AS4/*
Man: Okay. % kept $ri2ing for abo"t fi2e min"tes #hen all of a s"$$en! this giant! hairy
creat"re 0"mpe$ o"t in front of my car.
Police Officer: Oh! yeah.4hen #hat*
Man: +ell! then! the beast picke$ "p the front of my car an$ sai$! /9et o"t of the car. %,m
taking yo" to my master(/ Something like that.
Police Officer: +o#* A hairy alien #ho can speak 8nglish( 'ome on(
Man: %,m not making this "p! if that,s #hat yo",re s"ggesting. 4hen! #hen % $i$n,t get o"t
of the car! the beast opene$ the car $oor! carrie$ me on his sho"l$ers to this ro"n$:shape$
flying sa"cer! an$ #ell! that,s #hen % #oke "p along si$e the roa$. 4he beast m"st ha2e
knocke$ me o"t an$ left me there.
Police Officer: +ell! that,s the best story %,2e hear$ all night! sir. )o#! ha2e yo" been
taking any me$ication! $r"gs! or alcohol in the last 24 ho"rs* o" mentione$ yo" #ent to
a party.
Man: +hat* +ell! % $i$ ha2e a fe# beers! b"t %,m telling the tr"th.
Police Officer: Okay! okay. +e ha2e a great therapist that $eals #ith 4H8S8 kin$s of
cases.
Man: %,m not cra&y.
Police Officer: +ell! #e,ll look into yo"r story. 4hank yo".