Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Present: Terry Preston, Afsheen Panjalisadeh, Martin Friend, Neal Purser, William
Worthington, Kiegan Vallalelelely, Sam Dixon, Jacket, Tom Highstead, Skins,
Stephen Vidler, Craig Fowle, Emma, Dean Renphrey, Peter Meldrum
4. Sams Gag
a. SD told a good joke about a newt on his shoulder. SD SD
is to circulate full notes of this gag at a later date.
5. Kit
a. It was decided that fancy kit would need buying and
hence cost money. It may also give us the image of
being a decent cricket team, therefore a club decision
was made to wear your own whites. If any two or more
team members are caught wearing matching shirts they
will be labelled cunts and be forced to carry out a
forfeigt.
7. Tour
a. Suggestions were made for tour venues. They were the
following:
i. East Fife
ii. Ice Cricket
iii. Magaluf
iv. Somewhere sunny and nice (not magaluf)
v. Trinidad & Tobago (This was discounted as
each member was only allowed to make one
suggestion, this was deemed as two). SD
vi. Eastern Europe
vii. Bollocks
8. Tel’s Shirt
a. Tel showed us his pink, tent like t-shirt.
b. It was deemed a good shirt
9. Lemon in Japseye
a. Fowle took lemon juice to the japseye.
b. He screamed and then suggested it tingled.
11. A.O.B
a. A constitution was not written, PM to write a
constitution and PM circulate to all founding members PM
to sign.
b. Suggestions were made as to what will be going into
the constitution:
i. Britton will have to wear white jeans if he plays
for the club
ii. Skins can take flexi time so should be available
for most games
iii. AMADEUS is the law
iv. Everyone should be forced to watch the
facebook spot videos where puss went
everywhere.
v. PM needs to bring new hair
vi. Penis is tingling
vii. No