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? Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala - Eid Mubarak Sms
Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.
? Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara - Friendship Fun Sms
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!
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? Tumi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! Music shunchho? Uhu! Tv
dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho.
Hashte thako.
? Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi
thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi
bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi..
? Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e
darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta clore-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele
ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!
? Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke
tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?
? Jodi amar ekta camera thakto, ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti, tomar protiti
muhurter chhobi tultam. Ar rakhtam...... amar............. rannaghore. Indurder
bhoy dekhate.
? Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar
3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire kimbhut banor!
? Kemon achho, mojay? Shorir kemon? Shob kichhu thhik achhe to? Anggule betha nei
to? Chokh-o ok? Mejaj-o to bhalo, tai na? Khub bhalo holo dosto, amar paa gulo
darun betha korchhe. Ektu tipe dao to!
? keu pathor merona amar bhoktoke. Keu pathor merona amar bhokto ke. "JMB"r
jamana, bom mere urie dao shalake.
? Allah beheshter janala khule amake dekhe jiggesh korlen, ajker dine tomar
chahida ki? Ami bollam, he khoda doya kore shei shundor manushtar ichchha puron
korun je amar sms ta porchhe.
? Fuler shob koli dek shubash tomay. Shurjer shob roshni jeno dey alo tomay. Amar
to kichhu nei, deyar jonno tomay. Kintu ami chai, je dey she jeno shobi dey tomay.
? Allah ke bollam amake ekti brikkho dite, tini dilen bon. Bollam ekti ful dite,
tini dilen bagan. Take bollam ekti beheshto dite, tini dilen tomar moton ekjon
bondhu.
? Amake sms korte thako ebong jite nao akorshonio puroshkar. Prothom- onek
bhalobasha. Ditio- azibon bondhutto. Tritio- amar hreedoye obosthan, ekdom bina
mulle. Prostaber meyad totodin. ami benche achhi joto din.
? Bondhutto holo, haat ebong chokher moddhe shomporker moton. Eta erokom je,
jokhon haate kono aghat lage, tokhon chokher osru jhore. Abar, jokhon chokher osru
jhore, tokhon haat ta muchhe dey.
? Hoyto keu, kothao, tomar ek chilte hashir shawpno dekhe ar tomar kotha bhabte-
bhabte bhabeje jibonta kotoi na modhur, proshantir. Tai jokhoni tumi eka thako,
mone rekho eta shotto je, kono ek jon tomari kotha bhabchhe.
? katay bikkhoto hobe tomar angul, ei bhoye golap tulte bhul koro na.
? Ki diye tumi porimap korbe amar bhalobasha? Sismograph kingba onubikkhon! Tateo
kulobe na.
? He bondhu,
bhalobashi, bhalobashi e kothati mohashunne darie chitkar koreo bolte pari. Ar
jodi moreo jai, amar bhalobashar artonad shunte pabe.
? Ojosro bhalobasha tomar jonno, Opirimeyo. Ami jani ami parbona hote Majnu ba
Farhad, emonki Devdash-o. Tai bole bhebhona kom bhalobashi tomay.
? Jibone jokhon tomar moto shongi elo, bhanga tori jeno tirer dekha pelo. He
bondhu, prarthona kori tomar jibon khushite bhore uthhuk, aloy jholmol koruk. Jodi
kokhono tomar jibon andhare chheye jay, alor jonno khoda jeno amakei jalay.
? Tumi achho bolei ekta notun shokal, ekta notun alor roshni dekhi. Shawpno gulo
bhasha jagay. Ar amake ami khuje pai, ei prithibite.
? khanik aage, mishti ektu batash boye gelo. Shunie gelo ekti premer gaan, tomake
nie. Shei poroshtuku ekhono roye gechhe mone, jamni- muchhbena kokhono. Joma
thakbe gohine.
? Srishtikortar kachh theke ektu doya bhikkha nitam. Tomar moner bethar oushudh
kine nitam. Jodi kothao bikri hoto shukh gulo amar, tahole amar shukhgulo beche,
tomar shob dukkho kine nitam.
? Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI
TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
? O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani
bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.
? Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo..
Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke
biroto thako.
? jokhon tomar sms ashe amar shorirer poshom darie jay. Protiti ongge shurshuri
hoy. Eta tomar sms er dosh noy. Fazil mobile tar vibration-e hoy.
? Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam
likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART
ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!
? Mosha tomake kamriechhe, eta moshar bodobbhesh chhilo. Tumi shei jayga
chulkechho, eta tomar obbhesh chhilo. Shoto ragboshoto-o tumi moshatike na mere
doya korle, karon tar roge tomari rokto dourochchhilo!!!
? Allah dekhlen ami khudharto, tini pizza srishti korlen. Allah dekhlen ami
trishnarto, tini coke srishti korlen. Tini dekhlen ami klanto, bichhana srishti
korlen. Tini dekhlen ami bhabna hin, omny tomake srishti korlen.
? Ami thhik korechhilam, tomake prithibir shobcheye shundor ebong mishti upoharta
pathhabo. Kintu postman amake chitkar kore bollo,............... "postbox full!!"
? Akasher dike takie dekho.. chad ta nei. Tumi jodi chad ta dekhte chao tahole
aenarr samne gie darao. Tumi jake dekhte parbe se amer sob chaite priotoma.. I
love U so much :-)
Md.Ashraful Haque
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