FHM Philippines Sexypedia 2014

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Afterparty, Ass,
Attraction, rules of
Aids, Art
Angel Locsin
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BDSM, Breast
Bedroom, Beauty Queens,
Bikini
Bela Padilla,
Boxers vs. Briefs
Bianca King
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Colegialas and
Cheerleaders, Cunts
Cristina Garcia
Condoms
Cristine Reyes
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Ellen Adarna
Endings, Happy
Eula Valdes
Empress, Erotica
Erection, Ejaculate
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Fellatio, Foreplay
Fetish, Francine Prieto,
Fifty Shades of Grey
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G-Spot, Girth
G Tongi
Girlfriend Experience, The
Gaby Dela Merced
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Hands, Hottie, 100%
Hentai, Horniness Meter
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Illicit Sex
Instagram
Intercourse, Science of
Iwa Moto
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Jackie Rice, Japan Special
Jamilla Obispo
Jizz, Joanne Quintas x
Jackie Forster cover
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K-pop, Kristine Santamena
Kama Sutra
Karen Montelibano
Katrina Halili
Kissing, KTV
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Legs, Lips
LJ Reyes
Lovi Poe, Lust
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Marian Rivera
Massage Parlors
Mommas, Hot
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New Pogi, Nia Jose
Nipples, Nymphomania
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Onanism, One-night Stands
Orgasm, Ornusa Cadness
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Paloma, Poledancing
Patricia Javier, Pheromones
Poking, Prophylactics
Pornography
Positions, Sexual
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Quark/Quentin, Quickie
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Ramon Revilla
Rica Peralejo
Ritz Azul, Ron Jeremy
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Sam Pinto
Schoolgirl Uniform
Sexting, Sexy Seles
Sixty-nine, Swingers
Sunshine Cruz
Solenn Heussaf
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Tantric sex, Tera Patrick
Threesome
Tongue, Tonsil
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Underboob, Underwear,
womens
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Valerie Concepcion
Viva Hotbabes, Viagra
Vixen, Vixens Premiere
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Wingman Principle
Working Women
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X, XX, XXX (ratings)
X-Ray Vision, Xerex Xaviera
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Yam Concepcion
Yoga
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Zeroes, Zipper, Zohan
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Deep Throat, Desperation
moves,
Deviances, sexual
Dildo, Diana Zubiri,
Dina Bonnevie
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The more relaxed gathering that

follows the main celebration. Where
actual parties can sometimes be too
formal, too crowded, too organized,
or too loud, afterparties are informal
events that ofer the alternative.
Here, guests can freely interact with
the host or other guests, which they
probably couldnt do at the main party
because of seating arrangements or a
tight program schedule. Afterparties
are mostly held in a club or bar, or in
someones house or apartment.
Also known as arse, buttocks, bum, or booty.

The ass, found at the posterior of the pelvic region,
allows bipeds like us to absorb the shift of body
weight from our feet to our glutes. Estrogen makes
females store more fat on the ass than the males
thats why theyre rounder and more prone to
ogling. In most cultures, the ass is a common target
for corporal punishment. Or for sadomasochistic
activities to stimulate sexual arousal.
PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF ASS IN HISTORY
Ancient Creeks emphasized asses in
their marbIe masterpieces
Ming China compares them to
the much revered fuII moon
19th century Victorian
fashion accentuated bottoms
7he rise of the thong or
C-string (from the IoincIoth of the
primitive eras of cIothing) in the 1990s
7he return of the Iow-rise jeans (from the 1960s)
for men and women in the 2000s, giving a speciaI
preview of the ass crack
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MONKEYS SAY:
ASSES ARE
THE BEST!
Sexologist Alfred Kinsey argues that
male fascination to breasts are derived
from its likeness to buttocks. Female
baboons asses, for example, blush
when theyre ready for mating. While
the same cant be said about human
asses, you could get a little blush
going with a little spanking.
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It bafes our brains why our less attractive
brothers (at least we think so), are swarmed by
ladies, while we arent. Evolutionary psychology
theories pin it down to more obvious reasons:
humans, as animals, select sexual partners
based on their capability of passing good genes
to potential ofsprings.
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SYMMETRY IS POGI
Evolutionary biologist Randy Thornhill studied
the science of symmetry for 15 years and
found that men who appear (and calculated
by computers) to have symmetrical features
enjoyed more sexual partners.
BEWANG MATTERS
Women with a waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) of 0.67
to 1.18 are attractive to men0.7 being the most
desirable. While 0.8 to 1.0 WHR in males turn
women on, psychologists say.
EVERYONE HAS TASTES
Do your exes look the same? Or do you see your
beloved mother in her? Thats because were wired
to nd partners with genes that have been tried
and tested to work with our genetic makeup, and
therefore will breed successful, healthy ofspring.
ODOR MATTERS
Smelling your partner is like snifng your food
before you bite. Because of pheromones,
ovulating women nd mensmells more
appealing. The same way men nd womens odor
more tempting when theyre at their most fertile.
YOURE IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
People say you and your lover look like
twins. Thats because your primal
selves seek partners similar to you in
intelligence, status, and personalities, in
short, someone whos in your league. J.
Philippe Rushton, a psychologist at the
University of Western Ontario, found
that having similarities accomodates
34 percent of your decision-
making process when choosing
a mate.
AIDS, Art
Acquired Immunodeciency Virus.

This is phase two of the Human
immunodeciency Virus or HIV. AIDS
weakens and debilitates a persons
immune system, making diseases,
viruses, and even simple colds,
difcult to deathly experiences. The
virus exists in bodily uid and can
be transmitted in ways aside from
bumping nastiesit can be inherited
from your parents, hitched on shared
needles, and lurk in shady blood
transplants. But chances are you
arent a healthcare worker or a drug
addict, so youre probably getting it
through sexual contact. Bodily uids
can enter through tiny tears in your
private parts or your mouth.
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Platonic hugs,
handshakes,
and other non-
penetrative/oral
physical contact
Breathing the same
air
Touching doorknobs
and buttons
Mosquito bites
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CERAMIC DEPICTING FELLATIO
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Refers to any work of artdrawings,
paintings, engravings, sculptures,
music, photographs, writing, an
FHM shoot, a masterfully written
Ladies Confession narrative if you
willthat depicts or alludes to the
act of doing the nasty, which causes
an involuntary shooting up of ones
body temperature. Examples range
from Paleolithic cave paintings and
carvings, to works by the likes of
Andre Collot, Bernard Montorgeuil,
Peter Fendi, douard-Henri Avril, and
Pablo Picasso, to Japanese Shunga. Oh
yes! Art!
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FUKUJUS, Katsushika Hokusai
OINOCHOE
EROTIC ART, douard-Henri Avril
Angel Locsin
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Graced our cover four times. The rst time in a modestly-sized two piece in October of
2003, The second time, in a cocktail dress with four other girls sharing her limelight. The
third time in playful motoring-babe garb, with race car ags to boot. And the fourth time,
in oral and striped swimwear, her delicious curves glistening in the sun.
Why do we insist on repeat cover appearances from an FHM fan favorite? Apart
from the obvious tells of her name: Angelic face, angelic grace, angelic body, and angelic
personalitywell, we enjoy seeing this charismatic, hardworking cookie do what she does
best: y.
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Queen of the harnessesthis is where weve
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PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EGE OF LIGHT

BDSM, Breast
An acronym for the erotic practices
of Bondage, Discipline, Dominance
and Submission, and Sadomasochism.
Lets break that down: Bondage is
the use of restraints like ropes, chains,
harnesses or cufs. Discipline is the
use of punishment. Dominance and
Submission happens when one
partner takes control of the other
submissive partners and instructs
him or her on what to do.
Sadomasochism is sexual
gratication derived from
experiencing physical pain
and sufering, or inicting
that pain on someone else.
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BDSM MYTHS
All domlnanls are abuslve.
No. They actually care about
the submissive partner.
The domlnanl ls ln conlrol.
Not always. The Dominants
role is really to satisfy the
submissive partner.
Submlsslves are weak and have
low selfesteem.
Its quite the opposite, actually.
They like giving up control
because they know theyre
strong enough to do so.
8DSM ls prlmarlly aboul paln.
Nope. Its about power
exchange between the
dominant and the submissive. P
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OTHER NAMES FOR
BREASTS
Boobs, Tits, Titties,
Bazungas, Fun Bags,
Cans, Rack (pertains to
both), Puppies, Melons,
Girls, Dyoga, Dede,
Suso, Bobas, Bobelyas,
Honkers, Knockers,
Jugs, Tatas, Chesticles,
Twins
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The measurement of breasts using cup

sizes originated in 1932. It was created by
American physiological supports company
S.H. Camp Company from Jackson, Michigan.
The cup sizes A, B, C, D actually pertained to
how the breasts dangled out versus actual
size. Todays cup sizes now range from AA all
the way to L, which is not standardized and
based on each manufacturers preference.
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Breasts are diferently-sized
protrusions of fat and tissue
that factor into mate-choosing
in males; females with bigger
racks score more points. The
word breast nds its root in
the base bhreus-, which
means to swell, to sprout. A
scientic study from a New
Zealand university shows that
47 percent of men zero in on
a womans chest rst. Of the
images presented to the men
in the study, 80 percent xated
on the breasts.
The nipple response
to external stimuli is
more similar to that of a
stimulated hair follicle,
i.e. tumaas ang balahibo,
tumaas ang utong.Female
nipples are so enervated
that some women are able
to orgasm just from nipple
play alone.
AREOLA
NIPPLE
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Bedroom, Beauty Queen, Bikini
At its barest, a private room where people

usually sleep for the night or relax during the
day. But tell that to the celebrities featured
on MTV Cribs, who swear that it is where all
the magic happens. Ironically, the bedroom
is not the most popular choice of setting in
our Ladies Confessions stories, where sex
happens in the most unexpected places.
BIKINI-OGLING AT THE BEACH, THREE WAYS*
1. Convenient: Stretch and crack your neck in her direction while managing to
keep her cleavage within your peripherals.
2. Bordering on obvious: Stare at women swimming in the beach, when she
confronts you, say you were looking at the ocean.
3. Slimy: Follow her wherever she goes, keeping a 2-meter distance.
*Practice ogling-then-looking-away at ve-second intervals, max.
Number of FHM Hot Turistas whod let a
guy in their bedroom after the third date:
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MISS WORLD
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Admittedly, we love beauty pageants because of swimsuit segments and the unintentional humor that comes
from question-and-answer portions. Its a bit confusing with all the pageants running around, so here are the
Big Four you need to watch (dont video yourself screaming as you watch excitedlysomeone might upload it
on Youtube, ending your manhood for good)
MISS UNIVERSE MISS INTERNATIONAL MISS EARTH
How she gets there: Win
Miss Universe Philippines
in the Binibining
Pilipinas
pageant.
Peg:
Margarita
Moran,
1973;
Gloria
Diaz,
1969
How she gets there:
Win Binibining Pilipinas
International in the
Binibining Pilipinas
pageant.
Peg: Precious
Lara Quigaman,
2005; Melanie
Marquez, 1979;
Aurora Pijuan,
1970; Gemma
Teresa Cruz, 1964
How she gets
there: Win Miss
World Philippines.
Until 2010, you
had to win
Binibining
Pilipinas
World instead.
Peg: Megan
Young, 2013
anyone?
How she gets there:
Win Miss Earth Philippines.
This is a proudly made-
in-the-Philippines
competition, but dont
bank on hometown
advantage as weve
only won once since its
inception in 2001.
Peg: Karla Henry,
2008
Youd be hard-pressed to nd a guy in all of history that isnt fan of the

bikini. Why, this magnicent piece of clothing dates as far back as 5600
B.C. during the Chalcolithic era when the goddess of an Angolian com-
munity, Callhoyuk, was represented rocking such provocative wear.
This fact suggests that civilizations of yore always knew that the bikini
was meant to be put on a pedestal of adoration and worship. Fast-for-
ward to present-day FHM: who could forget our 150th issue featuring
godsent Marian Rivera with that cherry red bra-top on? Underwear
hypnotism as its nest. Or remember sultry Solenn Heussafs 11th
anniversary stunner with that little brown thing on? We bet it brought
you some of your most genuine tears of joy.
NOTE TO SELF:
MARCH IS BIKINI
APPRECIATION
MONTH
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Its rare that we allow our-

selves to be called racists for
a covergirl. And with actress
and March 2012 covergirl Bela
Padilla, thats exactly what
happened. But those of you
who have followed us since
the inception of FHM know
that were not perfect. We
make mistakes, we learn from
them. Yet somehow, putting
Bela on the cover is something
that doesnt induce regret. She
handled the tribulation and
controversy with poise, her
sensual debut a ne example
of grace under pressure. Now
thats true sexiness. And now
that all of it is in the past, we
can say were sorry for the
mishap, but sorry we are not
for featuring Bela.
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES
Bela Padilla, Boxers vs. Briefs
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Theories as to what kind of man you are can be gleaned from various things, and choice of under-
wear is no exception. Here, the pluses and minuses of having to wear either drawers. Were not
counting wearing boxers and briefs at the same time, though. Even the ladies would agree, thats
not the slightest bit sexy.
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Does little to secure
balls (compared
with tight boxers,
which well count
here as briefs)
Trendy,
modern
Sometimes feels
lumpy inside
pants
Comfortable when
sleeping
Traditionally masikip
Provides better
protection than
boxers
Old-fashioned
Neat and tucked in
Comfortable when
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ILLUSTRATIONS: MARTIN COSME

Bianca King

Bianca King has achieved the impossible. The 28-year-old has managed to slip in and out of dramatic
lead-, comedic-, and villain rolesplaying the conniving mestiza in teleseryes Marimar and Dyesebel.
Then a woman taking blame for a murder for her lover in Sinner or Saint, in between exercising her
comic knack in Sosy Problems and recurring appearances in Bubble Gang. The half-Canadian actress
has also expressed a desire to create a career behind the scenes. We hope it pans out for her. But selshly,
we hope to see as much of her sexy self onscreen even more.
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Frencheska Farr.
PHOTOGRAPHY: ADAM WATSON
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Colegialas and Cheerleaders, Cunts, Cristina Garcia
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What do we know about Cristina Garcia? We met her when she was a model, but she admits she hated interviews
and disliked self-promotion even more. She can look classically Pinay at one turn, (as in her September 2000 cover
debut), then bleach her hair blonde and look like a foreign Parisian beauty the next (as in our 2007 Girls of Lingerie
Special and FHM
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Lingerie cover). Eheads guitarist Marcus Adoro once confessed that Cristina is his favorite FHM
lady. Even when the woman is shuttling between continents and rarely visits the country, you cant easily forget a
beauty like Cristina.
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The 1-2 punch of every man's wet dream. Colegialas and cheerleaders are
like Ferraris and Bentleys: they never go out of style and you always want
a ride. Generations of men have temporarily lost IQ points at the mere
sight of these creatures in microscopic skirts. Of course, what men lose in
brain function, they gain growth in the trouser region.
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Colloquial. A looser, more
ofensive term for a womans
vagina, vulva or pussy. For a
broader denition, see: Vagina.
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If we've learned anything
from the '70s, it's that
colegialas go crazy for a
guy called a "kilabot." We're
not clear on the procedures
for obtaining kilabot status,
but it may involve growing
a mustache worthy of Burt
Reynolds.
A girl between 17 to 21
years old who is studying in
a co-ed university, although
the term has come to
exclusively pertain to
female students in
all-female Catholic
schools. We're not
sure how the word
mutated, but we're
certain the guy who
came up with it went
to an all-boys school
located next to an all-
girls school.
Long-legged,
short-skirted,
pert-bosomed
women in
ponytails doing
splits in midair
Source and chief stimulus
of pep and school spirit in
campus and interschool
sporting events. Cheerleaders
in the Philippines show
less skin. In fact, there's
more body suit action than
wardrobe malfunction.
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Mini-whip
With its elastic nature,
you can pull on one
end, and let it crack.
Party balloon
Like the penis which it
covers, condoms can
expand from accid
to awesome with one
committed blow.
Tourniquet
Condoms are made of
a stretchy material that
allows it to be used as
an emergency medical
implement in case the
sex gets too wild and
you lose a limb in the
process.
Thief mask
Good for attempting to
look like a bank robber,
whether for real or
during a kinky role-
playing session.
Condom
Flavored
Great for oral
sex.
Dotted
To rub her
vaginal walls
with, giving
her extra
pleasure.
ILLUSTRATIONS: MARTIN COSME JAMES ANDRES
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A barrier device typically used during
intercourse to prevent a mans sperm
from ever reaching a womans egg,
therefore reducing the dreaded
possibility of conception by as much as
98 percent. As some of you may know,
conception leads to things like fetuses,
babies, and the end of a life free of care
and willy-nilly pleasures. This is partly
the reason why the Church has always
considered the innocent condom as a
gift from the devil himself. An ancient
gift at thatbecause the condom has
been in use for 400 years, the earliest
of which were made from animal
intestine.
HOW TO REALLY USE A CONDOM
1 Carefully tear the condoms packaging. But
dont take it out yet. Place it in your pocket or on
top of the side table, practically anywhere away
from your still-mellow dong.
2 Proceed to perform foreplay on your woman.
If you are a healthy, young male, you should
soon feel something funny stirring in your loins.
3 Hopefully, that something funny will evolve
into something hard. Once you successfully
complete that transition, take out the condom.
4 Let the condom roll out and let it wrap your
now-erect penis.
5 Let natural instinct take over.
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Glow-in-the-dark
condoms
Apart from providing
pleasure for ecstacy
addicts, solves the
problem of a pitch-
black bedroom.
Where is it? Oh,
there it is!
Super thin
For your extra
pleasure.
Cristine Reyes
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Two-time FHM cover girl, and 2009s Sexiest. But if youve been paying
attention, Cristine Reyes has never really left the 100 Sexiest list, has she?
We hate bringing up how she was on the roof of her house waiting for
a helicopter rescue at the time Typhoon Ondoy swept the country, just
like everybody else. But unlike everybody else, Cristine was a glistening
specimen of beauty in her barest, we hate to say it, helpless formand
not even Ondoy could take that away from her. Screw super typhoons.
Hail Cristine Reyes!
PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO
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Deep Throat, Desperation Moves, Deviance, Sexual
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1 Codename of the secret informant who revealed information about
the Watergate scandal (we can sense your disappointment).
2 The act of a woman (or man, but do you really want to talk about
that here?) taking a penis through her mouth deep enough so it
appears its almost sliding down her throat.
3 Famous '70s porn ick about a woman with a clitoris in her throat.
The premise of the movie may be laughable, but Deep Throat is
widely considered as one of the most popular porn movies of all
time. By the way, the movie is supposed to be a comedy. We're not
sure how many people noticed.
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Basketball jargon. Desperation
moves occur when a player rallies his
squad back from a decit with little
time left on the clock. The ballers
devil-may-care attitude combined
with his maxed-out
eforts can result
in either of two
scenarios: 1. He
leads a photo-
nish win, or
2. The team
sufers a tough
loss.
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Game situation 1: You spot
a stunner in a club. You give
it time and try to wait for an
opening. Before you know it,
shes leaving.
FTW strategy: Calm and
composed, approach her. Lock
down eye contact. Ditch the
cheesy pickup lines. Smile and
spark a convo, but dont ask
where and why shes going. If
she looks uninterested, move
on. But if she starts to
talk, let her do most
of the talking. Let her
leave, but not before
securing her number.
Game situation 2: Youre
running late for a crucial dinner
with her familys whole clan.
You nally arrive but she looks
pissed.
FTW strategy: Flash your
best earnest/apologetic smile
in Z-formation to cover a
wordless apology to everyone
in the table/gathering. Lock
in on your woman, and move
towards her. Come clean on
why youre late and promise it
wont happen again.
3 THINGS
YOU DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT
DEEP THROAT
(THE MOVIE)
How much?
Deep Throat cost
$30,000 to make.
The lm's star, Linda
Lovelace, was paid
just $1,200. Her co-
star, Harry Reems,
received just $100.
How long?
The movie was
completed in less
than a week. The
location of the hotel
where interior scenes
were shot is now
a dormitory for a
university.
Who watched?
It is estimated that 10
million people in the
US saw the movie.
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Sometimes called sexual preference disorders, these are sexual desires and behaviors that go beyond whats
considered normal, such as getting sexual gratication from particular sexual objects instead of people.
Deviants may or may not recognize the negative efect of their actions, but they dont have the ability to
control them. You get an erection at the sight of dirty socks? Ding!
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FETISHISM: The achievement
of sexual satisfaction through
inanimate objects to stimulate
arousal. Examples include
clothing such as lingerie or
footwear, textures such as
rubber or leather, or even
conditions such as obesity.
EXHIBITIONISM: Gratification
by exposing private parts to
strangers in public places.
Sometimes self-gratification
in public is also done.
Exhibitionists are turned on by
the excitement, attention, and
peoples reactions.
VOYEURISM: Gratification by
watching other people undress
or engage in sexual intercourse.
There is no physical contact,
simply an observing stance. And
most voyeurs are men.
PEDOPHILIA: Preferring
children: boys, girls, or both
over adults. Unlike voyeurism
where there is no physical
contact, pedophilia includes
sexually molesting children,
often by heterosexual men.
A criminal act we DO NOT
CONDONE.
FROTTEURISM: Arousal
by rubbing genitals against
unsuspecting strangers, often
in public places. Deeds are
performed in the middle of a
busy or crowded place like a
packed train.
ZOOPHILIA: Feelings or actual
sexual experiences with/towards
dogs, sheep, or goats, while some
may engage in actual sexual
intercourse.
ILLUSTRATIONS: MARTIN COSME
Diana Zubiri
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We called it rst: We had no doubt Diana would make it big in the industry after
posing along Edsa in her pink bikini. From her budding career as a sexy actress to
her unimpeachable sex symbol status in the early 2000s, Diana Zubiri exude a kind of
innocence that makes our imagination go wild. Our three-time cover girl has since shifted
from sex symbol to comedienne and TV drama actress. We miss you, dear Diana, but were
proud of your dodging the limelight in exchange for continuing your education. For the
meantime, we still wonder: how would you like causing trafc again?
PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO
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In terms of Pinoy-context MILFs,
Ms. Bonnevie is the original.
This FHM momshell graced our
December 2001 cover like a
seasoned pro, putting to shame
the many younger but less
experienced women who had
nothing on her. That she was once
married to Bossing should clue
you in on her hotness levels. But
never peg her as mere arm candy
because shes a woman with as
many roles as she has fans that
adore her: actress, wife, mother to
Danica and Oyo Boy, FHM icon.
Dildo, Dina Bonevie

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By denition, a dildo is just a
cylindrical rod used for vaginal and
anal penetration; it aids those seeking
pleasure, endurance, and longevity.
And surprising as it may seem to the
less adventurous people who shy
away from using one, dildos have
been around long before our lolos
scored one on our lolasthe oldest
dildo from Germany dates as far back
as 30, 000 years. This ever-reliable
toy also comes in diferent materials
such as silicone, rubber, glass, wood,
and stone (now thats a hard-on!).
Over the years, the cylindrical rod has
evolved into a more phallic-looking
tool enjoyed by couplesand fun-
loving individuals. Yes, a dildo gives
your titi its well-deserved rest after
that appeasing round. Moving on
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PHOTOGRAPHY: HEIDI AQUENDE, RONNIE SALVACION
ACCORDING TO WWW.
ADAMEVE.COM, MANY
REALISTIC DILDOS ARE BASED
ON MOLDS TAKEN FROM MALE
PORN STARS.
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Ellen Adarna
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Before the Internet made cats and Charice Pempengco famous, there was Ellen Adarna,
who shot into unwitting cult fame when someone built an entire identity on the web
using her photos. Of course, this got her pissed at rst. And it probably isnt the best
way to get famous on the Internet, but after the air was cleared and she came out of the
ordeal unscathed, were kind of glad it happened, or else the rest of the world wouldnt
have found out about this Visayan beauty. Our favorite Cebuana has since graced our
cover twice, was recruited as a Kapuso, dipped into a few indie acting gigs, and became
a celebrity in her own right. Last weve heard though, shes returning home to handle the
family business and resume her role as a motel heiress. Sucks for us. But heres hoping she
misses us enough to come back in the future.
SERENE!
The Serenity Prayer is
inked on Ellens left side
torso, just beside her boob,
which goes: God, grant me
the serenity to accept the
things I cannot change. The
courage to change the things
I can, and the wisdom to
know the diference.
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT
Endings, happy, Eula Valdes
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A massage that ends with the masseuse
giving the client as one or all forms
of the following sexual service: hand
jobs, oral sex, or, vaginal intercourse.
Of course, all this depends on how
much youre willing to shell out above
the regular massage rate. And you only
get your happy ending at select spas/
massage parlors.
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To set a minor detail straight: Eulas last name
actually ends with an S. It may have spelled out
Valdez with a Z back in 2006, when she first
debuted on our covers, but thats only because
she went along with the common typo that
showbiz thought better-sounding back then. Now
shes using the last name she was born with.
One of our favorite mature women (See: hot
mommas) she upped the bar as bida-kontrabida
Amor Powers back in 2000s hit teleserye Pangako
Sayo, Fast forward over a decade later and this
photo of her on our July 2011 cover has her
looking hotter than ever. If you cant take our
word for it, this picture should do the talking.
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Spakol is an
amalgamation of the
word spa and
jakol, the
vernacular slang
for jacking of.
EULAS
GREATEST BIDA/
KONTRABIDA HITS:
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Empress, Erotica
We took a gamble on child

star Empress, choosing to put
just her face (with a little bit
of cleavage, of course) on our
March 2013 anniversary issue.
We can tell ourselves that the
gamble paid of, as Empress
went on to star in movies
like Tuhog and On the Job.
And when she returned a few
months later for FHMs 100
Sexiest Victory Party looking
sultrier and sunnier, we knew
that our decision was right, be-
cause this girl is all grown up.
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Derives from the Greek word
eros (desire), and pertains
to any work of art that deals
with sexually stimulating
material. The medium ranges
from painting, photography,
music, literature, lm,
sculptures to stage plays. The
diference between erotica and
pornography is gratuitous sex, it
just is. Erotica is sex and art.
EROTIC CLASSIFIABLES:
Fifty Shades of Grey
sometimes called soft porn
by haters, and mommy
porn by critics
Dont Look Now - was another
controversial sexy lm released
in 1973 for containing an
explicit sex scene between
Donald Sutherland and Julie
Christie. Rumor had it that the
sex scene was not a simulation.
Lady Chatterleys Lover D.H.
Lawrences novel may seem
tame now in the light of other
sexually explicit novels, but in
1959 the publishers (Penguin)
were charged with the Obscene
Publications Act over the novel.
Erotica Madonnas fth
album released in 1992. A
book called Sex was released
alongside it, containing
sexually explicit photographs,
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Also known as a boner: to feel good, youve got to get

wood. While its pop knowledge that alcohol clamps
down on erections, researchers from the University of
Washingtons Department of Psychology concludes that
your mood and intentionswhether youre down to
fuck or down on your luckplay as much of a part as the
alcohol itself.
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FREAKY
When you sufocate. Convicts who were
executed by hanging would often have stif
penises for a few moments after death. This is
the pressure the rope exerts on the poor guys
cerebellum and spinal cord. Its a normal kink
employed in autoerotic asphyxiation practices.
NON-FREAKY
During the rapid-eye movement (REM) stage of
sleep, your penis automatically gets hard. Yes,
even if youre not having a wet dream. So if you
happen to fall into the REM stages of sleeping
on a busauto schwing!
Erection, Ejaculation
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The nish line at the end of the thrust-
a-thon, its what you work for as you
furiously pump in and out of a vagina,
st, mouth, or any tight orice available.
The male orgasm is heralded by
ejaculation. Incidentally, ejaculation is
also essential for procreation. As a man
ejaculates, he releases semen, which
contain millions of sperm that will race
each other to fertilize an egg to create
a human being.
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The average speed at which semen
is ejaculated is 28 mph or 45.06
km/h. The fastest sprinter on record,
Usain Bolt, was able to cover 100m
in 44 km/h.
One of the signs of pagbibinata
is the wet dream or nocturnal
emission, also known as
spontaneous ejaculation.
The average man will have
ejaculated 14 gallons or
approximately 53 litersaround 12
cases of beerworth of semen in his
entire lifetime. Kampai!
HANDS-FREE EJACULATION
In The Rough Guide To Sex by James
McConnachie, he mentions the possibility of
ejaculating sans any external stimulation via
tensing and exing the buttocks and abdominals
coupled with extreme fantasizing. The average Joe
will have had 5,000 ejaculations in his lifetime.
Fellatio, Foreplay
More popularly known as BJs or

blowjobs, Fellatio is derived from
the Latin word Fellare meaning
to suck. The mouth is made to
slide up and down the penis like
a surrogate vagina, except with
teeth. Fellatio has been practiced
by many cultures across several
centuries. Its depiction in art and
other prints have been present as
early as 510 B.C.
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Those who can glve
themselves blow jobs (either
via extreme exibility or
penis length), aka dogs or
lucky bastards are performing
something called autofellatio.
Deep-lhroallng ls when lhe
fellator takes the entire penis
deep into the mouth, sort of
like Xtreme fellatio.
ln 2009, fellallo became
illegal in Malaysia. Punishment
for those found guilty include
20 years ln |all and whlpplng.
ln some cullures ln rural areas
of Cambodia or Thailand, it is a
customary display of nonsexual
afection to briey take a male
infants penis into ones mouth.

lemale frull bals are lhe only
known animals not belonging
to the primate species who
perform fellatio on male bats
during the mating ritual.
Is Batman one lucky
SOB or what?
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A pre-penetration activity to increase sexual arousal
and promote intimacy between couples, Foreplay
usually consists of different combinations of kissing,
heavy petting, stroking, fellatio, cunnilingus and other
sexually stimulating acts to help prime each other
for the main event. Foreplay is not just limited to
touching. It also includes dirty, suggestive dialogue and
flirty exchanges over text or computer chat. What do
you mean you havent been doing it?! Your girl must be
fuming mad by now!
CZECH WOMEN
HATE FOREPLAY
A survey done in Prague
indicates females arent
after foreplay, but on actual
intercourse and its duration.
Prague women also preferred
their men to last at least
15 minutes during
intercourse, so dont move
to Prague if youre a
premature shooter.
TALK
DIRTY
TO ME:
BOY
BASTOS
MEETS
BOY
PICKUP
Pintuan ka ba?
Kanina pa kita gustong pasukin e.
Ikaw ba si Robin Padilla?
Bad boy ka kasi, tigas ng ulo mo.
Target ka ba?
Sarap mong tirahin.
Kutsara ka ba?
Gusto kasi kitang isubo.
Fishball ka ba?
Sarap mo kasing tuhugin.
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Fetish, Francine Prieto, Fifty Shades of Grey

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Technically, you dont have a fetish
for cars, not even a fetish for sports
unless you admit getting sexually
aroused by the sight of vrooms and
sports balls.
Overused and often misused,
the word fetish is actually a type
of paraphilia, a compulsive sexual
response that the sex academics at
Kinsey Institute tags as unusual or
socially acceptable stimulus. Which
means youre not actually a pervert.
Not even when youre getting turned
on by the thrill of doing it in public
or by the scent of a womans tresses.
Experts prefer to call your behavior
kinky and a personal need.
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Spanking and
moaning loudly
Smelling armpits,
feet and other
groins
Doing live
shows in front of
strangers (Heres
looking at all
those Ladies
Confessions)
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Francine Prieto is easily one of the most
important gures in the FHM stratosphere,
which is why we named her an FHM Icon in our
150th issue.
The archetype of the hot girl with legs that
stretch to forever, Francine is a tall drink of water
who looks like she should be on a runway rather
than on a TV shoot. And shes shown variety, too:
from starlet in Seiko movies Liberated, Liberated
2 and Silip, to comedic roles in Bubble Gang, to
playing Xian Lim's mom in the soap Ina, Anak,
Kapatid. How she was cast in a mom role is
beyond us. Nonetheless, our unwavering love for
Francine continues.
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Critics bombarded EL James best-
selling novel, which surprisingly bagged
the Popular Book of the Year at the
National Book Awards in 2012 after be-
ing labeled mommy porn and erotic.
While the booktogether with its two
sequelssold more than 65 million
copies worldwide, and readers
are frantic over its soon-to-be-released
movie adaptation, lets take note on
how Christian Grey (knowing, expert
sadist) and Anastasia Steel (girl who
enjoys S&M) alluded to fangirls eve-
rywhere how to like more-than-just
missionary sex.
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1. Any place is a good place
While bedrooms are our favorite spot,
never underestimate the intimacy that
can build up while youre in, say, the
elevator. Mr. Grey and Ms. Steel sure
are adventurous bunnies.
2. Talk dirty
We get that your girl is already in the
mood, but like the book tips of, get
her wild by throwing in commanding
lines like, Show me how you pleasure
yourself
3. Show her your fetish
Play dress-up with a whip and
handcufs.
4. Dont do it by the book
Show her youve got your own tricks,
too.
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G-spot, Girth
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DUAL POWER POSITIONS
IS YOUR SEARCH FOR THE G-SPOT REACHING INDIANA JONES
LEVELS? TRY TWO OF THE CLOSEST WAYS TO GET THERE
Shorthand for The Grfenberg

Spot, is an erogenous zone found
in womens vagina which can call
forth strong sexual arousal, intense
orgasms and female ejaculation
upon stimulation. The G-Spot is
located along the inner wall of the
vagina, around two to three inches
upward. Unlike the clitoris, which
requires only a few coaxing icks for
it to reveal itself, nding the G-Spot
is akin to spelunking in the dark.
WHO WAS G?
The G-spot was named after Ernst
Grfenberg, a physician and scientist
who was also credited for developing
the IUD (intrauterine device/ T-shaped
birth control device). The G-Spot was
only heavily discussed forty years
after Grfenbergs death and is still a
favorite topic today.
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Woman on Top
As your lady grinds against
your shaft, she can angle her
love hole in diferent directions
to ring the bell.
Doggie style
Any rear-entry sexual
position is a closer
encounter on the G-Spot.
Sexperts advise lifting
your gals hips a little while
thrusting in a downward
motion. Youll both be
howling in no time (she from
her orgasm, you from the
satisfaction of nding the
damn thing).
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Thickness measurement. Or in this case, the measure of thickness
of a penis: you can be deodorant bottle-thick, canned corned
beef-thick, water bottle-thick, or Sharpie-thick. Genetics plays
a huge role in determining a mans girth and there really isnt a
nonsurgical way to increase it other than an erection.
Whats the global average
penis GIRTH?
Depending on which part of the world
youre from, size difers. Admittedly, the
data available is on length and not girth.
But thats good enough to determine
ones level of play. The National Library
of Medicine (MedlinePlus) pegs the
average lenggth at 6 - 7 inches, the rough
equivalent in girth being 4 to 5 inches.
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1. Barnacle
Compared with their whole body, this
arthropod is very well-endowed. They
can grow their penis to more than 10
times the size of its body. For a grown
man to have the same proportion, his
penis would have to be a few meters long.

2. The Blue Whale
As the biggest creature in the ocean, its
no surprise that the blue whale has a big
package as well. The average blue whale
penis can range between eight to ten feet.
- PENIS
3. African Elephant
We have no objection to the largest
landdwelling mammal having the
largest penis. Your average African
elephant roaming the dusty elds can
have a penis length of a little over six
feet, well leave the girth equivalent to
your imagination.

G Tongi, Girlfriend Experience
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1. Also known as a package
deal hooker. You dont
just pay a call girl for
sex, you also pay her
for company, cuddles,
holding hands while
walkingin short, the
whole girlfriend thing,
except that she isnt.
2. The Girlfriend
Experience was also a sort
of artsy porn film starring the
quintessential post-millennium porn star, Sasha
Grey. Scratch that: Its actually not that porn-y.
Director Steven Soderbergh mostly has Sashas
call girl character walking around New York,
plumbing the anxiety of the financial crash while
working on her clients plumbing.
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Giselle Tongi made a complete French
exit during the height of her local showbiz
career a decade back, in exchange for every
actresses dream: to make it to the bright
lights of NYC and live her version of the
American dream. G of course, has returned
and might we add, a completely diferent
person, yet still seizing our interests like
she did back in the 90s, era of beepers and
Skechers. Her return on our rag after 11 years
from her rst cover, was a no-brainer, and so
should us namedropping her in this book.
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Aside from
racing, shes also
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work at the stock
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portfolio manager
The fastest
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in an F3 race held
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Lets forget for a moment that Gabrielle Chanel dela Merced was the only female race car driver to compete
(let alone place rst runner up) in the full season of the Philippine National Formula championship. Or that she
was among the very few Filipinas to burn serious rubber in the Asian Formula 3 circuit. And that despite her
achievements as a decorated sportswoman of sorts, she isnt a snob, even entertaining an invitation into reality
television in the form of Pinoy Big Brother back in 2007. We saw so much of Gabys womanly charms and
endearing self inside Bahay ni Kuya. Were lucky to have captured that womanly sex appeal for posterity in her
2007 FHM cover, and remember it right here.
Hands, Hottie, 100%
A very important body part, if

it isn' t yet too obvious. Motor
skills help us grasp, touch and
grip. Our fingertips house a lot
of nerve endings, which allow
us to receive information from
our environment via touch.
In the sexual arena, hands
are soldiers sent out for
reconnaissance, to test the
waters if heavy petting can lead
to the horizontal tango. Hands
are the main stars in foreplay,
and fingers, the advance
party to prep the vagina for
dick's arrival. The hand is
every teenager's first sexual
encounter, and also the single
man's cheap Friday date.
BEDROOM HANDIWORK
AS A COURTESY TO YOUR LADY, MAKE SURE THAT YOUR
HANDS ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN BEFORE KNOCKING.
Fingering
A colloquial term for
masturbating a womans pussy
using your digits. Or hers.
Handjobs
AKA third base, gateway drug to
blowjobs and the big insertion.
Fisting
The whole hand is inserted into
the pussy or ass. Once in, it is
up to the "inserter" whether to
keep the hand clenched in a
fist or opened up ( Jazz hands!).
Of course, the risk of inserting
a clenched fist into a vagina in
some cases, result to injuries.
Handle her with care.
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1. Colloquial. A hot or sexually attractive
individual.
2. A monthly roster of females featured
on FHM.com.ph who take off an article of
clothing one slideshow at a time. The 100%
Hottie galleries feature 25 photos that start
with the hottie in question fully clothed and
end with them with practically none. In other
words, a digital, mano mano striptease of the
finest babes in FHM nation.
PHOTOGRAPHY: JERICO MONTEMAYOR
Hentai, Horniness Meter
Hentai came into this world in

1979 through one of manga icon
Azuma Hideos groundbreaking
comics, Cybele. The underground
graphic novel first featured the
anime theme, the loliconthe
desirability of underage girls
which became wildly popular
with the fans. After some years,
comics morphed into video games
called Eroge and the first of its
kind was called Tenshitachi no
Gogo (Angels afternoon). This title
featured adventure game play set
in a Japanese school and the main
player objective is focused on
seducing the campus hottie named
Yumiko Shiraishi. Now, a huge part
of the Hentai culture is getting the
hang of the language.
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1. Anaru
Sodomy
or sexual
intercourse
through anal
penetration
2. Bakunyuu
Humongous
knockers
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3. Chikan
Slimy perv.
The types
who go for
pasimple
tsansing in
unassuming
situations, like
crowded places
or the train
commute
4. Hitozuma
Common hentai
fantasy where a
wife cheats on
her husband for
a younger lad
5. Meganekko
Spectacles-
wearing
women,
connotes
corruptible
innocence
and sexual
deviancies
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her clothes on, right
next to you in bed,
masturbating
Foreplay
Dirty talk/irting
Watching porn
Getting a lap dance
Reading FHM Ladies
Confessions
Sightseeing
bikini babes
at the beach
Illicit Sex / Prostitution, Instagram

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"Lahat ng masarap, bawal" is an old adage
bandied about constantlyusually while
digging into a big chunk of crispy pata or
chugging down bottles of beer with a pack of
smokes. This adage however, also fits illicit
sex perfectly.
Forbidden sexual dalliances could mean
anything from sex in public places, sex with
people off-limits to you (e.g. your English
professor, your boss, your married next-door
neighbor, the masseuse) or legally prohibited
sex, i.e. prostitution. Prostitution occurs in
brothels (casas), bars, karaoke bars (KTV),
massage parlors and escort services. What
constitutes illicit sex can be as little as a himas
and a handjob, to full-length coitus, with
foreplay and oral on the side.
TOO MUCH?
UNICEF has reported
around 400,000-
500,000 sex workers in
the country as of 2012
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A mobile photo app developed by Kevin
Systrom and Mike Krieger that uses
smartphone-taken photos, applies lters
and shares them to social networking sites
like Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, and Flickr.
Tech website Mashable says the service
surpassed 50 million users shortly after
opening the app to Android customers (It
was previously only available on the iPhone).
About 5 million mobile photographers are
signing up each week.
According to Instagrams terms of service,
they dont allow nude, partially nude, or
sexually suggestive photos. But with more
than ve million photos uploaded to the site
each day and only a handful of employees
checking each photo, some risqu photos
are bound to pass through.

GASGAS PHOTOS
THAT SAY YOURE ON
INSTAGRAM
Feet on the beach
Food porn
Nail art
Inspirational
quotes
Tall buildings shot
from the ground
Latte Art
SMS Conversations
Airplane Wings
Bathroom Mirror
Seles
Sunsets
HOT WOMEN ALSO ON INSTAGRAM
Eva Angelina
Handle:
@evaangelina
Kiera King
Handle:
@kieraking
April O'Neil
Handle:
@heyitsapril
Jenny Hendrix
Handle:
@jennyhendrix
Savanna Stern
Handle:
@savannastern
Sandee Westgate
Handle:
@sandeecakes
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Ah, sexone of the few activities that incite extreme fear and absolute happiness at the same time. In the
grand scheme of things, sexual intercourse, coitus, or copulation serves to plant the male seed or sperm into
a womans body, fertilize her eggs, and reproduce an ofspring. And it all happens when the erect male penis
enters a womans vaginal tunnels, also known as immissio penis, Latin for insertion of the penis.But the
journey of the sperm from the testes to the female urthera is a long and interesting one.
Within the male testes are
coiled structures called
seminiferous tubulesyour
sperm factories. Once your
swimmers are born, they leave
the nursery and transfer to
the top portion of the testes
called the epididymis, where
they mature.
In two weeks time, they travel
to the tail of the epididymis
where theyre stored until
their moment to shine comes.
At some point, your sperms
leave the epididymis and
loads into the vas deferens,
a muscular tube that pumps
those babies to the nal
waiting area, the ampulla.
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Ladies who love the
bed game tend to live
longer and feel 2 to 8
years younger.
HAVE SEX FOR
LONGER LIFE!
Men who have sex 3
times a week are 50%
less likely to get a stroke
or a heart attack. Those
who have 150 to 350
orgasms per year also
live a while longer.
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During sexual intercourse,
the penis lls with blood and
becomes erect, ready to send
of your new batch of DNA-
carrying crafts. Your sperm
now exits your ampulla where
it combines with seminal uid
from the seminal vesicles,
then passes through the
prostate gland to add milky
prostatic uid into the magical
mixture, and then boards the
ejaculatory ducts for take-of.
By this time, your sperms
wake up from their long sleep
and start kicking. The semen
would be moving at around
28 mph or 45kph, carrying an
average of 120 million sperms
and when its out of penis
world, the ow slows down to
about 0.0011 mph or 0.0017
kph. And just like astronauts
exploring unknown worlds,
your semen, carrying all your
sperms, leave one urethra
and arrive at another (thats if
you dont have
rubber on).
Welcome to
the arena,
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Phase I: Excitement
our muscles lense up and
blood ow increases in and
around your sexual organs.
ou gel a sex ush on lhe upper
bodies and face.
our hearl beals fasler,
breathing rates increase, and
your blood pressure goes up.
our woman's vaglna swells up
and gets lubricated.
Phase II: Plateau
our hearl rale conllnues lo
rise and your muscle tension
increases a notch.
our bladder shuls close, so
urine wont mix with your jizz.
Her clllorls ls more lubrlcaled,
shows signs of outer swelling,
tightened muscles, and
decrease in diameter size.
Phase III: Orgasm
our lower pelvlc
muscles begin a
cycle of rhythmic
contractions, also
causing uterine and
vaginal contractions
in your partner.
our brealhlng rale splkes.
Phase IV: Resolution Phase
our blood pressure drop and
muscles relax as your bodies
try to settle and enter the
resting phase.
our bodles go lnlo a refraclory
period post-coitus, when both
of you can no longer reach
another orgasm (Sometimes not
true for lucky women who can
reach multiple orgasms). This
period can last from minutes
to daysusually longer for men
than women.
TULOG!
Compared to
masturbating, sex
releases 400% higher
prolactin (hormones
that give you the feeling
of satiety)thats why
you end up deadbeat
and snoring right after
all that excitement.
ILLUSTRATIONS: JAMES ANDRES
Iwa Moto
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Theres just something about
Iwa that tells us shes not the
type of chick you can easily
mess with, even when our
first meeting with her was as a
nervous teen when she debuted
on our cover in December 2006.
Maybe its in her trademark
chinita tiger eyes? Shes been
labeled a mean girl in the
sprouting days of her career
during her StarStruck days. But
thats not what you remember
her for. After numerous FHM
cover appearances and 100
Sexiest entries, the curvy chinita
definitely etched her place
in FHM nations hearts and
memorieswell enough to be
rewritten in this encyclopedia.
Jackie Rice, Japan special

Heir apparent to Priscilla

Almedas Sutla-fied sex appeal,
the rosy-skinned mestiza
may not have the exact
curves as the sex
goddess had during
her prime, but this
Starstruck grand
winner has the rest
of the prime goods: a
young womans charm
and glow, flawless skin, an
overall innocence and softness
about her. She made this
clear twice over in our cover
pages. No one in their right
mind would say no to an extra
serving of Jackie Rice.
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No contest: the Japaneses penchant for the odd, weird, counter-culture, and quirky is unparalleled.
Arguably, too many an intensely kinky sexual activity in the bedroom (and even beyond) could be
attributed to them.
A QUICK RUNDOWN OF FASCINATING, SEXY JAP PRACTICES
A. Bukkake. First made waves in the
Japanese adult film fare of the 1980s,
involving men ejaculating on their partner.
B. Nyotaimori. A womans naked body is used
as a platter for fresh sushi and people get to eat
of her.
C. Shibari/ Kinbaku-bi. Forms of tying,
which constitute the main pillar for the
bondage and discipline with sadomasochism
(BDSM) culture.
D. Tamakeri. Basically, a mans jewels are
physically abused during the deed. Ouch.
E. Omorashi. Means to wet oneself. Involves
sexual partners peeing on one another. R. Kelly
has been rumored to practice it.
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Jamilla Obispo
The pretty-faced and soft-spoken
lady easily turned heads back in
2007 after appearing in hit reality
show Pinoy Big Brother, where she
revealed that despite her nave
looks and slim figure, that she
wasgaspalready a mother.
That same year, she graced our rag
with a cover appearance. And we
were all but excited and curious to
hear about the naughtiness Jamilla
might have snuck behind the
pan-optic eyes of Big Brother.
Was she naughty there?
Classy woman, Jamilla tells us her
lips are sealed. Two things are
for sure though: 1.) The term hot
momma will probably be used
heavily to describe Jamilla Obispo.
And 2.) We miss her.
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Fructose Where your sperm gets their
energy
Mucus Makes your semen less viscous and
jelly-like, so your sperm can easily wiggle
their way up to the vagina and cervix, and
into the promised land.
The slang term for the male semen, secreted by the gonads during orgasm. This
slimy, bodily uid carries the spermatozoa, better known as sperm, to fertilize
the females ova. This you already know, thats why you wear a rubber. But do
you know what natures house special blend is
composed of?
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Pineapple Coffee
Banana Chocolate
Mango
Dairy
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Beer Cigarettes
Green Tea Medication
Oranges
Not enough
water
WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
In Papua New Guinea
Sambia and Etoro tribes
require their young men
to give elders a blowjob
to pass down power and
authority through semen.
Talk about sacrice.
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Bosom buddies getting a feel of each others mammaries
was an alien concept to FHM until 2002, when these two
did it for the January cover of that year. "Nakakatawa!
says Joanne Quintas of their little misdeed. It was pretty
sexy, because of the poses and the fact that we were nude.
But I found it funny because we were both nude, and Im
not used to changing clothes in front of other women, not
even Jackie. First times are always sexy.
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We know were doing things right
whenever we stumble into uncharted
territories such as this ne lady.
Then-little-known Kristine was an
occasional car show model before
she gave an FHM shoot a go just two
months past her 18th birthday. Now
she has grown into a celebrity in her
own right, scoring TV commercial and
product endorsements for a cof-
fee and a paint brand, respectively.
Ayokong ako yung magtratrabaho
para sa kumpanya, gusto ko they work
for me, she once told us. Gusto ko
ako yung boss. You can say FHM has
made her dream come true.
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Since the early 2000s, Koreans have
been satisfying not only our need
for spicy food and pretty porcelain-
skinned women, but apparently, our
need for easy dance music, too.
K-Pop, or Korean pop, is a testament
to how Asians can whip some
Western-inuenced beats and
grooves and make it their own.
Taking on multi-media platforms
by storm, our Koreano neighbors
have extended their fame from Asia
to American and European lands,
fevering everyone up with dance
song crazes like the Wonder Girls
Nobody to Psys Gentleman.
Drunk-danced to
Wonder Girls Nobody
Found Sandara Park
hip and hot when
she joined 2NE1
Tried (and failed)
dressing like Psy with
your suit and tie, and
brushed up do
Thought of splurging
on a Super Junior
concert ticket
Danced (unfortunately,
you were very much
sober this time) to Psys
Gangnam Style
Not into it? What makes you so sure?
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PHOTOGRAPHY: PAOLO PINEDA OF MIDNIGHT BONKERS
Kama Sutra, Karen Montelibano

Number of search results the keyword kama sutra yields on Google
The time historians say
the text was composed
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2 words in the title mean two things:
KINIsensual/sexual pleasure
tIIa thread that holds things together
Introduction
On sexual union
Acquiring a wife
About a wife: Duties
and privileges of the
wife
Other mens wives
About courtesans
Occult practices
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In March of 2002, we put a naked
woman on the cover. No shocker
there, except she was then a relative
unknown, but fans would know her
for her appearances in bold ick Sisid
(2002) and the year before in Diskarte
(2001). Years after, FHM bullboarders
will create appreciation threads for
Karen Montelibano, and her svelte
bronze goddess memory as she
appeared in the lm and our pages
years since. We miss her terribly.
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She comes from a well-to-do
family
My dad runs a shipping line
Shes smart
Since Ive graduated, I want to
pursue what I really wanted to
do But I also want to take up
another degree AB in Econom-
ics.
She has a tricky taste when it
comes to guys
He must not be mayaman-
looking, and must not wear too
much jewelry. Yung parang
nagtitinda ng baboy. Basta
malinis tingnan at hindi bad
breath.
Shes honest
Asked how she rates herself on
a scale of 1 to 10 in bed, Karen
says: Well, I dance well, so I
guess Im very good in bed. I
think Im a 10.
*Quotes from her March 2002 interview
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Look how far one of our favorite chinitas and StarStruck alumna has
traveled. Shes been labeled a kontrabida on and of screen. Her bad girl
image surely brought her fame as she unleashed her talent in acting,
and shes headlined a few infamous deeds with a leaked bedroom tape.
But more than that, Katrina Halili showed true girl power. After giving
birth to a baby girl, shes now on her way to breaking through all the bad
publicity and to retrieve her spot in the industry. What a woman.
Katrina Halili
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number of times shes
graced our covers
number of succeeding
times shes bagged the title
Philippines Finest
number of Katrina Halili
in our hearts (naks!)
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Kissing, KTV
The abbreviated form for karaoke television, more

popularly known as videoke. Afxed with the word
Family, theyre normally a place where you can
hang with female ofcemates or the wife and kids.
But of course, the KTV were more familiar with is
much more than that: a place to disappear to come
sweldo time or anytime you feel like snuggling up
with babes who aren't the least bit concerned about
your singing prowess.
An activity used to
show affection, respect
(beso), honor rituals
(weddings), or get a
MOMOL session going.
Anthropologists believe
there are two possible
ways kissing came
around: 1. One theory
says that it is simply an
instinctive process, like
breathing (or say, fucking);
2. The other school of
thought is that kissing
evolved from animal
behavior like grooming or
premasticationthe act
of chewing food before
regurgitating it into an
infants mouth like our
bird friendsnot the best
mental image when youre
tongue deep into your
girlfriend!
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Star Palace
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Legs, Lips
If the gospel of Hagibis is to be

believed, we should all be wearing
Ray-Bans around these things. This
come-hither body part has many
nicknames, with stems and pins
on top of the list. If you're an old
gangster from the 1920s, you call
these gams. There's also a lot of talk
about spreading and partingwe're
not so sure what thats about (okay,
we know). Unlike foot fetishism
or podophilia, though, there is no
scientic term for a strong fascination
with legs. Puzzling!
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LEGGED M
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A study by psychologists from
the University of Wroclaw in
Poland involving 200 men and
women found that both sexes are
attracted to longer legs, and with
evolutionary cause: "Long legs are
a sign of good health,"
Boguslaw Pawlowski, the lead
psychologist for the study, says.
IKLI NG LEGS M
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CHONG!
People with shorter legs, on the
other hand, have an elevated
risk of cardiovascular disease
and type 2 Diabetes. In men,
short legs may also lead to
higher levels of triglycerides
which are a type of fat found
in blood that may cause heart
disease.
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Comes from the Old
English word lippa or
lippe. Lips are used for
three things: taking in
food, verbalizing words
through sound, and best
of all, kissing.
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Lower lip,
aka Labium
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Vermilion border
Cupids bow
Tubercle, aka
tuberculumlabii
suerioris.
CHAPPY TERRITORY
Your skin has 16 cellular layers; your
lips, only ve. Fewer melanocytes
(cells that produce melanin pigment),
make the skin lighter in shade and
the blood vessels more prominent,
giving your kisser its red color. Since
hair and sweat glands are absent on
the lips, they dry out quicker and get
chapped more easily.
THE PLUM
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THE BETTER
Women have painted their lips for
centuries to make them appear
fuller. But lipstick actually wins
mens gazes, timing in at 7.3
seconds of ogling for ery red and
6.7 seconds for sweet pink. This is
what scientists at the Manchester
University found out, when they
tracked the eye movements of 50
men while looking at photos of
diferent lip-colored women.
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Stuart Brody, a psychology professor at the University of the West of
Scotland, claimed that women with prominent tubercles orgasmed faster
than women with at upper lips. Although the research and survey received
a lot of criticism and its results deemed insignicant by detractors, the
authors argue that neural circuits that shape the lip bump and afect vaginal
orgasm in women are the same. Go gure.
LJ Reyes
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First, she debuts on the magazine
cover: younger, supple, and in
diferent sets of styled wings.
Then she takes a hiatus from
showbiz and re-appears, back in
the business, and on our cover a
second time: older, more mature,
and post-bearing a child. People
who have not seen her photos
would think: Naku, baka losyang
na! But the word losyang doesnt
exist in Ms. Lourna Jean Reyes'
dictionary. In fact, quite the
opposite: shes become softer,
suppler, and sexier. If women
across the world are to follow
what LJ has done, then all women
should have babies!
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Lovi Poe, Lust

This lady needs no fancy introduction.
Lovi Poe tugged on our heartstrings the
moment she shone from behind his late
fathers shadow. Truly, Da King has gifted
us with something precious. To hell with
the haters, our September 2011 cover
girl has proven herself worthy of all the
acting awards she has bagged. More
than eye candy, Lovi is a hard-to-miss
prospect for Icon status in the industry.
No, shes not Da Princess, shes just her
own lovely self.
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Among the deadliest
of the seven deadly
sins, this is probably
the transgression men
commit the most without
realizing it. By Biblical
standards, Matthew
5:28 says: But I
say to you that
everyone who
looks at a
woman
with
lustful
intent
has already
committed
adultery with her
in his heart. Indeed,
we nd ourselves
at fault at one time or
another, but hey, were
only human after all.
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PHOTOGRAPHY: RIA REGINO
MARK NICDAO

Marian Rivera took her sweet time before touching
base with FHM. In fact, we were on the waiting list for
five years. However, when she finally gave us the time
of day, it was glorious. Our cover girl of January 2013
said she waited for the stars to align and to say what
weve all been waiting for: It took me a long time to
say yes to FHM pero this time kasi nag-swak na ang
gusto kong mangyari sa gusto niyong mangyari so
everything fell into place, she said. As if that wasnt
reward enough, putting FHM nations vote to good use
has us seeing Marian walk down the ramp again as the
Philippines' Finest. No matter what the haters say, none
of them can pull off looking like this.
Marian Rivera
MARIAN
DEVOTION
WHY MARIAN RIVERA IS TRUE LOVE
1. We all patiently courted her for (or counted
down) ve years until her matamis na oo.
2. We hungrily stalked her online presence (fake
or not) and FHM nation super-sleuthed to suss
out if she was really going to be on the cover
(tindi nyo, mga pre!)
3. We will watch anything with her in itaction,
comedy, drama, horror, or all of the above, no
matter the incredulous plotjust to catch a
glimpse of her
4. She is gorgeous and down to earthDamn
you, Ding Dong!
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Massage Parlors, Mommas, hot

JENNYLYN MERCADO
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Read: spakol. Where boyfriends,
husbands, and single men go to
relieve themselves of stress inherited
from their waking lives. Happy
endings: included. Not to be confused
with actual spas, where girlfriends,
wives, and single women go
PHOTOGRAPHY: BJ PASCUAL, XANDER ANGELES,
RONNIE SALVACION,DOC MARLON PECJO
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Also known as: MILFs, cougars, or
momshells. If anything, theyre proof that
no amount of Anmum can stop a woman
from aging gracefully. Take a look at these
immortals:
LJ REYES
JEAN GARCIA
EULA VALDES
DINA BONNEVIE
New Pogi, Nia Jose

Being just physically attractive and t
isnt enough anymore. The amount
of non-physical interactions brought
about by Facebook and the like
has reduced the power of the jock,
and raised the stock of geeks. Being
smart and geek-funny has become as
important as being able to run fast or
jump high. Money isnt everything, and
a little personality goes a long way.
Women love a man that can make
them laugh. This is the new pogi.
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Three out of ve means you
probably are
Average to questionable-
looking
Average to extremely funny
You have personality
Girls think youre smart
Youre already dating, or are
with a hot girl
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about the girls of reality TV. Take
two-time cover girl Nia Jose for
instance. It may be her candid
nature (she admitted to us the
second time around that shes still a
virgin); or perhaps her ability to be
brashly honest and carefree when
admitting personal issues (she
once shared with us her bout with
anorexia); or maybe its the realness
they deliver, permeating our pages
with that attainable quality all men
long for Nia has definitely got
a lot of this. We cant really quite
figure it out. But one things for
sure, girls like Nia Jose are a reality
we never want to escape from.
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A pair of protrusions that complete

the females breasts. Even though
wed like to believe that it is one of
Gods gifts to the adult male, its main
function is to discharge and supply
milk to a womans offspring. Nipples
are also referred to as teat, tits, or
papilla. Just like fingerprints, no two
nipples are exactly the same.
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Step 1: Tighten your
tongue into a point and lick
your way up, down, and
between her breasts using
two hands to anchor on
both tits.
Step 2: Proceed to conquer
areas of proximity with
your tongue, exploring the
sides of her breasts, while
continuing twiddling with
her nipples.
Step 3: Inch your tongues
way around the breast
area until you arrive at
her nipples. Go hard or
soft with your tongue and
gauge her reaction.
Step 4: Suck at the nipples
profusely, one after the
other, or concentrating on
one tit more than the other.
If she hasn't pulled out your
hair yet, then congratula-
tions, you're doing it right,
lover boy.
SMALLER
NIPPLES ARE
LUCKIER!
Big or small, all breasts have the same
number of nerve endings. But since nerve
endings are much closer together in
smaller breasts or nipples, they are likely
to be more sensitive than their big sisters.
Interestingly, one breast/nipple is also more
sensitive than the other. Though the left
side is medically more sensitive, asking your
woman which button to push will surely
speed things up.
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PHOTOGRAPHY: EJAY LEUNG OF MIDNIGHT BONKERS
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Females having insatiable appetites and abnormal addiction to sex (In males,
Satyriasis). Nymphomaniacs are marked by one or all of the following:: having
multiple sex partners, dipping into excessive masturbation or use of pornography,
exhibitionism, emotional detachment in your sexual relationships, and dependency
on coitus to cope with daily life.
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ONAN, THE PITIFUL
Genesis tells the story this way: Onan is the second
son of Judah. After his brother dies, Judah asks Onan
to canoodle with his brothers widow Tamar to
preserve the family line. But he doesn't want children
with Tamar, so during intercourse, Onan would
withdraw his penis right before climax. He spilled
his semen on the ground. To punish Onan, the Lord
put him to death.
Means one of two things: 1. Masturbation. 2. Coitus

interruptus, or the act of withdrawing your penis from the
vagina right before the big shebang, thereby spilling your
seed. It's a sin that has its roots in the Old Testamentsex
is for procreation; your seed a vessel to procreate; if you
enjoy the sex and shun the procreation, you have sinned.
Oh, the horror!
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Also known as a one-off, or sex with an acquaintance, friend, or complete stranger without
strings attached, or a commitment that requires you to see him/her the following day. Simply
put: a strict banging-only policy for one night only.
IT VARIES
One-night stands
may or may not be
short and sweet (See:
Quickie), and as with
any sexual encounter,
quality will depend on
how well you mix with
the other person.
Orgasm, Ornusa Cadness

The sudden discharge of accumulated
sexual tension during the sexual
response cycle, resulting in rhythmic
muscular contractions in the pelvic
region characterized by sexual
pleasure. Also known as sexual climax,
or if you want to be real "mature"
about it, the act of jizzing in your
pants.
Mechanical moaning
She might sound like a real porn
star and it might be super-arousing
but odds are shes faking it.
Unsynchronized sound efects
If you take a break and shes
still increasing her moan, shes
denitely faking it.
No PC muscle contraction
If her orgasm is real, you should
be able to feel her muscles
contract down there. You should
feel her PC muscle contracting or
gripping your penis.
Her breathing
The heavy breathing will
continue for a little while in actual
orgasm. If, like a control button,
it instantly stops shes probably
faking it.
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ONE out of three women
don't achieve orgasm
during intercourse, and
only one in 10 women
consistently achieve it
during sex.
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Ornusa Cadnesss devil-may-care
demeanor and exploits as super-
model and DJ gives us one word
to describe her: Ultracool. Thats
beside the fact that her angelic
face and long, slender body are
obviously makapanlambot-tuhod.
We want her because she seems
like the type who will drag our
lazy, videogame-playing asses of
the couch to get on some kind
of impromptu adventure. The
prospect of hanging out with
someone as cool as her along
with her free-owing rhythm
is incredibly attractive. Not to
mention, sexy.
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Paloma, Pole dancing
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A form of performance art, traditionally
associated with strip clubs, which
combines dance and acrobatics centered
on a vertical pole. This is FHM May 2013
Ryza Cenons tness routine of choice.
Paloma, who demonstrated her expertise
at the at the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory
Party in 2010, on the benets of pole
dancing: Maraming health benets
dito. Unang-una, gaganda ang katawan
mo. Pangalawa, titibay ang core mo.
Kailangan lang t ang outt mo and wear
short shorts, kasi gagamitin mo ang legs
mo the whole time. Her solid core
and legsimagine how she
would be able to wrap herself
around you scissor-like...
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The memory of her first ever FHM
appearance as a pinup sailor babe
inside the magazine, though no less
scintillating, was probably trumped by
our shared memory of Paloma Esmeria
on her April 2009 cover debuta
glorious time when she shed all her
clothes and had seeming gold balat
ng kendi things stuck to her delicate
lady parts, and glittering gold powder
showered on her skin. Her stint as
love guru succeeding Ms. Agcaoili
was an educational experience, and
her recurring appearances in Ladies
Confessions and other FHM specials
reassures us well be treated to more
of this gorgeous goddess in the days
to come.
Patricia Javier, Pheromones
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If we were to come up with an official Hall
of Fame with the title Sexiest Pinays of
All Time, Patricia Javier will surely be in
the Top 5. Weve been missing this FHM
veteran, who remind us of an era when
sexy meant panties with larger expanse of
tela, but even that couldnt hide goddesses
like Patricia Javiers curvy mounds.
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Patricia Javier
mentored and
discovered fellow
Visayan hottie
Shereetalk about a
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If youre panicking whenever your
male dog is furiously ramming
another lady dog during mating
season, then you might be ignorant
of the natural bodily excretion that
are pheromones.
First discovered in the 50s
among insectsand later on in
other animalspheromones are
emitted for the olfactory of the same
species to attract attention or alarm
physiological signals such as sex
drive.
Although highly debated on,
human pheromones are also
believed to exist. In a study
conducted by scientists in
Philadelphia in the 80s, human
pheromones are believed to affect
the sexual and social behavior of
individuals. If youre wondering why
the smell of your partner highly
triggers your sexual drive and
affection, then the pheromones are
probably working to her advantage.
Dont be amused if your girl digs
amoy-kili-kili, amoy-hininga, and
amoy-pawis because its likely that
youre marking your territory and
she loves to linger around.
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Poking, Prophylactics
Part-cute, like little kids on a playground, and part carnal, like

big kids on a bedthats the beauty of a Facebook Poke: its as
innocent or as dirty as you make it, and as far as social network
features go, its less pa-simple than a status update.
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A medicine or course of action which
preserves or defends against diseases. A word
that also applies to a vaccine catering to polio,
smallpox, measles, mumps, and influenza,
none of which are sexy. For a more practical
definition, see: condom.
BRING BACK THE POKE!
Poking perfectly sums up the early
spirit of Facebook, before corporate fan
pages, shared memes, and Instagram
pictures turned Facebook into a
megalithic Big Brotherall-seeing, all-
knowing, and completely dull. While
it still technically exists, shamefacedly
hidden away by suited Silicon Valley
higher-ups in the gear icon in every
friends timeline, the Poke seems to be a
relic of a time when Facebook
was actually pretty cool.
Pornography
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Abbreviated in the colloquial as porno or porn
otherwise known as movies, pictures, GIFs, or any erotic
material of people half or fully naked, most of the time
bonking, as an aid for jerking off or stimulating sexual
excitement. Here are the fast facts on the stuff that fills up
most of your hard drive...
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The number of monthly visitors to LiveJasmin.com,
the Internets most popular adult webcam site
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The number of porn sites blocked by Cybersitter
1,
pages per second
The velocity of goods
at which YouPorn
delivers
= 200 pages/second
STREAMING...
43:1
The ratio of searches for
MILFS as compared
with searches for
Cheerleaders on
PornHub
MILFS
Cheerleaders
4%
Percentage of all websites
are pornographic,
according to neuroscientist
Ogi Ogas, author of A
Billion Wicked Thoughts:
What the Internet Tells Us
About Sexual Relationships
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Percentage of all Internet
web searches that are
pornography related, also
according to Ogas
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The average number of page views Xvideos gets. CNN
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The average number of page views PornHub, the second-
most viewed porn site, gets. Its followed on the list by
YouPorn and Tube8
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The most popular nationality
searched on PornHub, followed
by German, French,
Japanese, and Russian.
The practice of having multiple
porn videos open in tabbed
browser windows, switching
from one to another as you do
your business.
Dopamine
The chemical released in the
brain while watching porn. Its
not special porn juice produced
by your brainexercise, eating,
and generally pleasurable
activities also produce this too.
A kind of meta-porno, where
performers break the fourth
wall by openly acknowledging
that theres a camera around
filming them.
Gonzo
A scene in a video with no
sausage...that is, no dudes. One
of your favorites, were sure.
Veggie Scene
PORN LEXICON PORNOGRAPHY THROUGH THE AGES
21st century
The advent of
the Internet,
webcams, and
filesharing allows
for easy access
of pornographic
material. Porn
restrictions
become virtually
non-existent.
18th century
In Europe, nude
drawings and
caricatures are
used as blind-
item vehicles to
depict scandals
in royalty and the
clergy.
19th century -
20th century
Smut and sexy
magazines take
off. Motion
pictures make
the distribution
and proliferation
of porn wider.
Prompting the
birth of film
regulation (See:
X-rating).
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The literal translation of
pornography from its Greek roots.
Interestingly enough, during Greek
times, drawings of couples having
sex were drawn on the bottom of
childrens plates as entertainment.
Writing about
prostitutes
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Apps have given to the general public
access instructional sex manuals on
positions that require talent, skill, strength,
lakas loob, and an open mind to reach
mind-blowing orgasms.
But ages before the app-volution,
there were books, much like this
encyclopedia. Speculum al foderi or The
Mirror of Coitus is the earliest known
European medieval text devoted to sexual
positions. This Catalan text was discovered
in the 70s and traces back to 15th
century. Marcantonio Raimondis I Modi
(The Ways), also known as The Sixteen
Pleasures, was famous (as it was infamous)
during the Italian Renaissance, which
illustrated the baluktot-buto sexual
positions through intricate engravings.
The Catholic Church wasted no time
destroying them, but some fragments
of later editions or versions, like that of
Agostino Caracci, managed to survive until
today.
However, the most well-known sex
bible come from India, the Kama Sutra,
written by Vtsyyana. Kma, one of
the four goals of Hindu life, pertains to
sensual or sexual pleasure, while stra
literally translates to a thread or line that
holds things together, or guratively, a rule
or formula. This sex-dedicated chapter
has already advanced from 2D to 3D and
has made its way to the silver screen, the
Internet, your mobile device, and now to
your sweaty palms. (see: Kama Sutra)
Missionary
Women love the classic
position because it gives
them enough clitoris
action to reach orgasm
and the feeling of being
dominated. You may
think its boring, but its
been tried and tested.
Why deprive her of such
pleasures?
Cowgirl
Gives her the reins
and guarantees deep
penetration. Just lie on
your back, let her do
all the work, and follow
her rhythm. Nothings
sexier than a woman
who knows how to
pleasure herselfand
you watching from the
front row seat.
Spoon
If shes all about comfort, then this is the way to
go. This frees up your hands to grab her breasts
and allows her to let go and make all sorts of
sexy faces without worrying what youll think.
Standing/Ballerina
It may take awhile for both of you to climax,
since this position takes a lot of work, but
theres something about a mans brute strength
and being pinned to the wall that turns a
woman on. If you lack the power (or shes on
the plumper sidedont tell her we said that),
switch to the Ballerina position, so she can
balance herself on one foot and wrap her other
leg around you.
Positions, Sexual
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Folded Deck Chair
Gives you deep
penetration, even if
youre somewhat short
on mileage down there.
Requires a relatively
exible partner, but
ensures tight entry
and better angle of
penetration to hit the
G-spot.
Lotus
Just like the Cowgirl
position, your lady
will be doing most of
the rocking. With her
legs wrapped around
you, theres a higher
probability of her hitting
your G-spot. Let her
ride you near a wall for
balance, and enjoy her
breasts rubbing onto
your chest.
Doggy Style
Doggy style is for girls who
like it roughbut not too
rough. Instead of fast and
deep thrusts, go for slow
and shallow, so you wont
ram her cervix. You may
love the great rear view and
that shes on all fours, but
dont forget to stimulate her
clitoris while stroking her
hair and back, to make sure
shes enjoying it as much as
you do.
The Mirror Banger
Watching your woman lose herself in the mirror
while you do her is like starring in your own porn
movie. If she gets conscious or insecure, reach for
her mouth so her attentions on you and not on
how weird she thinks her O-face looks like.
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LALAKE
If you fancy yourself a
little primal action, you
should try sex while
swinging. Penetration
could be difcult in
the beginning, but it
should be an exciting
thought that all your
energy is poured into
your lovemaking,
instead of making sure
youre balanced and
your cock doesnt slide
out half of the time.
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Quark/Quentin, Quickie
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Theres only two sides to Manilas music
scene. Bad: Satanic S&M bands, and
Good: bands with vocalists who look like
Glaiza de Castro
KILL BILL VOL 1 (2003)
Pregnant women are not to be
messed with.
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they know each other) Quentin Tarantino and our own Quark Henares arent without charismatic artillery
and charm ofensive to launch against the opposite sex. We think it has something to do with the fact that
they make non-mediocre lms, and rub elbows with artistas for a living.
And though we cant ask Quentin or Quark what ladies nd appealing about them (thats just gay), we can
sh this much man-lessons from their lms
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route to ejaculationin short, para mairaos lang. Quickies are practical,
efcient, and by pop culture standards, usually done against tables,
and/or standing up.
KEKA (2003)
Katya Santos is hot. A
jujitsu-ing, kickboxing,
martial arts-doing
Katya Santos is even
better.
DJANGO
UNCHAINED (2012)
Having your nuts
almost cut off ups your
adrenaline.
PULP FICTION (1994)
Dont do the number
two with the toilet
door unlocked. Even
if you have a gun and
youre John Travolta.
GAMITAN (2002)
Revenge-sex always ends
in grief. So is betting on a
virgins puri.
Ramon Revilla, Rica Peralejo
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The man who became a legend in movies like
Nardong Putik and Pepeng Agimat, and who was a
Senator for a good number of years, is also known
for being the original Pinoy Casanova and Hari
ng Agimat. No, he did not get all these mythic
labels in a breeze.
Hes fathered a reported 72 children
to sixteen ladies, 38 of whom are
acknowledged and bear the Revilla surname.
He passed the Revilla Bill in 2004, allowing
illegitimate children to bear the surname of
their father. Seemingly self-serving, but an act
of kindness, might we say.
Ramon Revilla and his children are the
true siga ng Cavite of a reigning dynasty of
politicians. Now Jolo can proudly say, Wala
kayo sa lolo ko.
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Who will ever get over his fantasies of Balahibong Pusa? No one. Rica Peralejo denitely made
a breakthrough after taking more challenging, daring roles in her career. Our two-time cover
girl shifted from being a sweetheart in 90s chick icks to being the bombshell every man went
voyeur over. But her transformation didnt end there. Our favorite kitten has taken on hosting
and blogging all while being happily married to her pastor-husband. We miss your more daring
pursuits, Rica, but congratulations on the bun in your oven!
PHOTOGRAPHY: PAOLO PINEDA

Ritz Azul, Ron Jeremy
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Azul is still a virgin (unless
developments have taken
place since we featured her
on our November 2012 cover).
And just like her undeniably
seductive V-card, its the
qualities of irrepressible youth
that have us pining over this
nubile ingnue. Since her
debut on our pages, shes taken
over TV5, playing damsel in
distress to Derek Ramsays
Kidlat, made bikini-clad beach
bums look even sexier in
Misibis Bay, and has treated
us to a number of scorching
appearances at our annual
events. Though Ritz may be
getting older and gaining more
experience, we hope she,
ehem, saves herself for one
more FHM cover in the not-so-
distant future.
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Due to the small number of males in their field
of work, its easy to tell them apart. John Holmes
is The Original Gangster, James Deen is the Boy
Next Door, Peter North has those mega loads,
and Ron Jeremy? Well hes ugly. And hairy. So
hairy they call him The Hedgehog. A man
who may kindly be described as someone you
definitely wouldnt want to come across in a dark
alley at nightwhether youre a man or woman.
But hes the most successful porn star of all time,
with over 2000 hairy and sweaty appearances
on film. Due to his excessive fuzz (and ugly
mug), Ron Jeremy is proof that even the most
industrial-looking male can woo someone for
a round of sexy time. After all, the girls hes laid
cant possibly all be animal lovers seeking a bear-
like male for some coarse, grunt-filled sex, right?
A SAMPLE OF THE
HEDGEHOGS
GLORIOUS BODY
OF WORK
1. Super Hornio Brothers
2. Wizard of Ahhs
3. Throbin Hood
4. Burlexxx
5. Liquid A$$ets
6. Sex-a-fari
Sam Pinto
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A former housemate in Pinoy Big Brother, Sam Pinto has blossomed into the
Philippines Sexiest Woman in 2012. Who would have thought shed nd her way to
our collective consciousness, from a nameless face splattered on shampoo sachets,
to catching our eye in bahay ni kuya, and her iconic role as Neneng B, with her
one-word catchphrase segments in Bubble Gang. She inspires us so. Bakit? Youll
only have to see the photo.

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ON A RELATED NOTE
STILL A
CHANCE!
Can we also point out that
Sam doesnt appear to have
any high-prole boyfriends
yet, and is still apparently
single (as we work on this
scholarly book anyway). Hey,
a man can dream, right?

Schoolgirl Uniforms, Sexting, Sexy Seles
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It was August of 2012
when the word sexting
ofcially joined our lexical
consciousness. But it isnt
just about trying to stir
her with pornographic
images via dirty text
messages. You want to
make sure that your lusty
correspondence goes
as smooth as possible.
Dont come of as a horn-dog in
heat. While part of sextings magic
is its spontaneity, you should rst
be aware of the bond you and your
woman share (or dont share, for
that matter). If youve been on
one date and think sexting is
the express ticket to a second,
youll sooner nd your name
in Manilas nest blotter.
Double check
the number.
Simple yet easily
forgotten. The
dangers of a wrong number cannot
be overstated. Girlfriend? Wife?
Boss? Mother?!
If youre into sending intimate
seles, think again. Keep sexting to
simple texts as opposed to photos.
Today, theres no such thing as a
private photograph.
It wouldnt hurt to spell check.
While you may think it adds to your
charm, drop the jejemon speak. It
kills the mood faster than you can
say dried up daisy.
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As its name suggests, what a girl wears to school.
But in Japan, it is much more. The Japanese are the
worlds biggest fan and advocate of the schoolgirl
uniform. Their sailor-style Fuku uniformswhile
derived from European naval uniformshave
become a global cultural icon. So much so that
some have begun to petition changing the countrys
nickname to Land of the Rising Skirt. Since the
days of Sailor Moon, Japan hasnt had a shortage
of schoolgirls in videogames and anime. And youll
see them doing all sorts of things except for, well,
studying. Neon Genesis Evangelions Rei
and Asuka were busy piloting robots. In
Tenjho Tenge, the schoolgirls were too
caught up beating other schoolgirls
up while their uniforms routinely
got torn to bits. And in Street
Fighter, Sakura kept forgetting
her assignments because she
had a match scheduled against
Ryu. Meanwhile, every one
of us waited for the moments
wed catch a glimpse of their
panties.
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We feel theres one hashtag for the
ultimate sele, a tag that can sum up
the entire vain self-shooting culture
in one termcandid poses, lewd
comments, amers and all. And that
term is: #askingforit. Weve compiled
a useful list of attention-seeking terms
for you.
#follow
#goodnight
#sele
#cute
#hello
#potd
#me
#myself
#selfshot
#vain
#cam
whore
#cantstop
#mirror
#hot
#sexy
#style
#swag
#girl
#random
#like
#love
#portrait of
the day
#igaddict
#bored
#GGSS
#sorry
#sorry
not
sorry
#lol
#fun
#instalove
#bored
#instasmile
#instamood
#pretty
#beautiful
#eyes
#smile
#picof
theday
#goodmorning
#instafamous
#instagood
#stillup
#GPOY
#tagsforlikes
@lovedanicastano
@jinri_88

Sixty-nine, Swingers, Sunshine Cruz
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Taking care of each other is fun. But
according to a 2012 Womens Health
survey, the most mutually beneficial
of sex positions isnt too high on the
list of womens favorite coupling
configurations. Why? Its difficult for
them to get pleasured when theyre
getting busy themselves. Its better
to take turns instead. The survey
also cites a lack of intimacy is also
a problem. What would you prefer?
Looking at your partners eyes as she
goes to town on youor her gooch?
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Also referred to as The Lifestyle or more contemporarily, Wife-
swapping. Swinging is also associated with free love and hippies, when
our lolos and lolas used to eyeball in potentially seedy clubs to couple and
canoodle. But thanks to the Internet, posts such as nice couples looking
for safe sex can satisfy most stranger sexperiments. Hey, if Will Smith,
Hugh Hefner, and Bill Clinton did it, so can you.

THE SWINGING NINJA
The term Ninja parties
refers to an episode
when/where young folks
get blindfolded, then pile
into a pitch-black room
stark naked before getting
it on with strangers in the
dark.
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Before the Internet made
women with perfect bodies a
common sight, Sunshine Cruz
had already fulfilled the myth
of sexy. The numbers: 36-24-
36. Sunshine Cruz brought
those figures to life, as seen
through her titillating movies
in the early 2000s. It was
truly a dream come true. A
decade later, the reemergence
of Sunshine has gone on to
prove another myth: that
the fountain of youth exists,
and shes found it. Time itself
proved helpless to the beauty
of Sunshine that it decided
to preserve her perfection a
little while longer. Were a little
luckier.

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Its probably her French accent and baluktot na
Tagalog. Or her athleticism on the side of being a
designer. Or her sultry voice and knockout dance
moves. Or her mere gorgeousness that got our eyes
locked on her. The Survivor Philippines castaway who
once was teased Free Willy in her teens is now a
mainstay in our favorite television shows. If youve
been living under a rock for the past years, then
educate yourself with the goddess that is Solenn in
her billboards, commercials, movies, and albums.
Shes a hard-to-miss siren. And youre one dumb dude
if you didnt know why shes in this book.

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Tantric Sex, Tera Patrick, Threesome

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Now retired, we still miss the early-millennium
adult film star, whos given enough boners
to qualify for the AVN Hall of Fame and an
Exxxotica Lifetime Achievement Award. We dig
up some dirtinteresting dirt, to be sureon
one of the worlds favorite adult entertainers.
Her rst pro job was in Tokyo.
No, it wasnt porn. As a mixed-
heritage Brit-Thai gal, Tera had
the exotic looks for the modeling
industry. Her rst modeling gig was
at the age of 13 in Omotesando. She
admits to going wild in Japan at 14:
losing her virginity to a photographer,
club hopping, drug addiction, and
meeting groupies. By then, as she said
in an interview, I woke up one day
with 34D breasts!
She studied microbiology.
Which means shes probably
smarter than us. After her pre-teen
modeling, she went to college to
study microscopic forms of life, and
became an actual nurse before being
lured back into the modeling industry
and being discovered by Playboy.
She was contractually faithful to
her ex-husband.
When she married rocker Evan
Seinfeld in early 2004, a clause in
her contract read no men were
allowed to perform with her on
cam except her husband. (Girls
were welcome though) In an
interview, Seinfeld says of the
experience: Watching my wife
have sex with another man was the
strangest thing Ive experienced...it
was like facing all my fears at once.
He also admitted getting turned
on by it. By 2006, Tera was free to
work with other male leads.
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1. A sexual practice from India where sex
is seen as a dance with no beginning and
no endbut a meditative, expressive and
intimate experience.
2. A style of lovemaking that teaches
couples how to extend the peak of their
sexual ecstasy so women and men can
experience several orgasms in a single
sexual encounter.
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Rock-a-Bye Booty
Wow-Him Powow
Tub Tangle
Get Down On It
She spearheaded the Asian girl type
When I rst came in, there were
only two Asian girls in the industry,
she claims in an interview with
MTV. She broke out of the industry
chokehold by getting exclusive with
one company, taking control of her
content, setting up her own website,
and nally cashing out just before the
Internet took over. Axel Braun, director
of porn parodies like Spider-Man XXX
called her the last porn star.
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suggeststhree people. Unlike sex
with just one person, threesomes
rely on more than just pakiramdaan,
sometimes requiring advanced
preparation as to whether all three
parties will consent to the exchange of
good time and bodily fluids.
2. Also called menage a trois.
She dislikes anal sex.
Shes had an onscreen anal moment
with her ex Evan, plus a 3 anals, 3
facials lm with stars Tommy Gunn and
Jean Val Jean, and an all anal feature
called Teradise Islandbut really theres
part of her thats a prude. Girls now are
doing double and triple anal movies out
of the gate...[Back then,] we could hold
that back for a year or two, she says in
an interview with XCritic.
Tongue, Tonsil

If that flap in your mouth was made just for

tasting, then it should have looked more simpler.
Instead, it flicks and rolls and turns you into KISSs
Gene Simmons in the presence of a womans
nether-upholstery. The tongue, anatomically
speaking, is all muscle. And unlike other muscles
in our body, we are very much in control of how
we want our tongues to move. From French
kissing to cunnilingus, we can fairly say that our
tongues sex us up good.
TONGUE WORKOUT
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the most difficult tongue
twister goes The sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick.
TONGUE IN
SEX
As for cunnilingus,
well, its been around
since the ancient
Egyptians.
HOW CUNNING!
The term cunnilingus
originated from the Latin
cunnus, which is a term
for a womans vulva.
NOT MADE IN FRANCE
Although believed to have
originated in France, Brits
coined the term French
kissing after WW I when
they brought home what
they learned from France.
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Theres nothing sexy about the tonsil? Oh, come
on, youre not thinking creatively enough.
CHECK IT!
Symptoms of infection from oral sex include sore throat, oral
lesions, cold sores, or... yes, tonsilitis.
CELEBRITY TONSILS
It used to be conventional wisdom
that oral sex was safe as buttons. If
you wanted to avoid the specter of
diseases, blowjobs were acceptable.
But you know better. And so does
Micheal Douglas (aka Mr. Catherine
Zeta-Jones). His latest revelation: his
throat cancer may have been caused
by oral sex, acquired via the human
papilloma virus (HPV), presumably,
from eating out Mrs. Douglas.
TONSI L S BEST WORK
In 69
You try to nd the little man in
the canoe, she joysticks your
little bishop in a turtleneck so it
hits her tonsils. Everybody wins.
In blowjobs
Three words: See Deep Throat
Underboob, Underwear, womens
Breast describeder, best described as the slight exposure of the under-part of a

womans mammaries. Its a term that is revolutionizing the industry of sexy. Are
men sick of seeing breasts from the traditional angle? Well, not really. But as far as
were concerned, this is the new rule of thumb. This is the new zeitgeist of anything
and everything scintillating. This is the new cleavage.

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The delicately light garment women wear under their other clothes, often next to the skin, to shape the body
and provide support for their, uhm, goods. Womens underwear usually consists of a brassiere (sando bra, sports
bra, regular bra) and a panty (bikini, G-string, tanga, thong, granny panties)

Valerie Concepcion, Viva Hotbabes, Viagra
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Valerie Concepcion would be the first to
admit that making the first move isnt one
of her strong suits. It doesnt even matter if
youve got her intrigued and youre within
an easy Hi-Hello! awayshe wont budge
because in her defense, she just cant help
but let the timid Val get the best of her.
Tutupi talaga ako, she says of situations that
involve her and meeting guys. But theres a
palpable magnetism to her that draws you in
and you fully allow it even at the risk of being
involuntarily snubbed.
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During the early to mid 2000s, the Viva Hot Babes were
unanimously the countrys premiere wet dream. The
collective sex appeal of Andrea del Rosario, Maui Taylor,
Katya Santos, Gwen Garci, Sheree, Jen Rosendahl, Myles
Hernandez, Kristine Jaca, Pam Sarmiento, and Hazel
Cabrera was a national phenomenon each and every
Juan hoped would last forever. From singing those
last-song-syndrome inducing jingles to making those
titillating soft porn, VHB crossed over mediums like it
was the most natural thing to do.
Sildenal, the generic name for Viagra, was initially invented as a drug to
treat angina, a heart condition where you experience chest pain due to
poor blood circulation. When it was released in 1998, it became the object
of afection for a few dick jokes. Now, it has become one of the leading
drugs to treat erectile dysfunction. The condition that prevents men from
getting a hard-on usually sets in at 40 years old. The presence of this drug
means that well all be having sex kahit maputi na ang buhok natin. By that
measure, Viagra is probably the best drug in the world.
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2. The colloquial term
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3. A group of saucy ladies
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As close to a version of StarStruck or Star Circle Quest as this rag will ever get. The
condom brand ran an annual Vixens search between 2009 until 2012, featuring
women in a competition promoting safe sex, and taking off their clothes one
elimination at a time. Some even allowing kuhol to cover their body (ex: Carla
Bianca in 2009) for art and competitions sake. Until the competition churns out a
winner tagged as the Ultimate Vixen.
LINDA PERSSON
KAREN BORDADOR
RED DELA CRUZ
PHOTOGRAPHY: RIA REGINO, EJAY LEUNG, PAOLO PINEDA
Wingman Principle, Working Women

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1. A traditional military ying pattern in
which a single ghter jet ies in the lead,
and a second aircraft maneuvers behind
it or at the sidelines as aerial combat
support.
2. In dating, a social wingman is typically
a bro, preferably a not-handsome and/
or taken friend sent in for pre-game
reconnaissance. Typical male wingmen
duties involve talking up his bro to make
him look attractive to the other sex.
Female wingmen on the other hand,
deect attention from their pilots when
unattractive guys come hitting.
Outside the dating scene, a wingman
also refers to any good friend who
habitually comes through, and generally
has your back.
WKII | II 1t I1 KIt| | Fine examples of wingmen-hood in pop culture
BARNEY TO TED
How I met your
Mother
LUIGI TO MARIO
Super Mario
Brothers
GOOSE TO
MAVERICK
Top Gun
MERCUTIO TO
ROMEO
Romeo and Juliet
WATSON TO
SHERLOCK
Sherlock Holmes
SPOCK TO KIRK
StarTrek
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Ishmael Bernal showed us that even diligent ladies can look as
dashing as his cast in his 80s hit ick Working Girls. Decades later,
Destinys Child proclaimed to the world that independent ladies
are sexy. Yes, we get it, theres nothing more attractive than a girl
whos got brains (and sipag) with beauty (and body) on the sides.
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reward your hardworking
babe? Pay her a visit in her
ofce, maybe? Or simulate
these ofce positions at home Standing Doggy Scissors Love Seat
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X, XX, XXX (rating)
The birth of X-rated icks began in 1965 in
the US. A movie was slapped with a single
X rating by the Motion Picture Association
of America (MPAA) if it was deemed for
adults only, which meant: implied or
staged intercourse, sex-related nudity, hard
language, drugs, and the abuse of other
elements, basically, todays Restricted or
R-rated lms.
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became effective
arthouse branding,
when critic darlings
Midnight Cowboy and
A Clockwork Orange
became cinematic gold
standards, despite
their X ratings.
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were untrademarked
and free to use, the
porn industry gets in
on the act, and most
porn movies started
branding themselves
X-rated. 1971s Sweet
Sweetbacks Badasssss
Song gives itself an
X rating. Porn classic
Deep Throat (1972)
even copies the exact
typography of Midnight
Cowboys X-rated logo.
The Erotic
Adventures of
Zorro (1972)
even pokes
fun at the
whole thing
by giving
itself a
Z-rating.
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Hollywood realizes its
ghting a losing battle as
people begin to associate
the rating with snuf icks.
Last Tango in Paris (1973)
becomes the last major
Hollywood production
marked with an X. Just like
it would do to the Internet
40 years later, the porn
industry completely takes
over the X-rating.
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NC-17 to label adult-only lms.
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THE TRIPLE-X FACTOR
Naturally, an XXX rating didnt really
exist in the MPAA...it was just another
clever marketing gimmick from adult
entertainment big shots. Starlet (1969)
is probably the rst movie to use the
XXX ratinga lm so adult one X is
not enough, as its tagline went. Tony
Comstock of The Atlantic thinks the
marketing eggheads copied the Australian
classication of beer, which at one time
ran from X (weakest) to XXX (strongest).
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In the age when obtaining pornographic material meant digging through your dads stash or taking a not-
so-clandestine trip to the neighborhood video rental shop (aka the 90s), Xerex Xaviera kept the blood of
Filipino males boiling. The column had regular titles such as Bahay-bahayan and Sexperience, and ran
daily in the tabloid Abante Tonite.
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The column was responsible for
expanding the vocabulary of
the local male population when
it came to euphemisms for sex
organs. Puerta and ari were
the classics. Kargada, batuta
and hiyas were also staples.
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Xerex Xaviera revealed the
sexual exploits of the common
man. It regularly featured stories
such as threesomes involving
junk shop workers or casual
hookups between tambays
and their colegiala crushes.
Of course, half of the stories
that were published probably
werent true. But a healthy
imagination never
hurt anybody.
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sired the column is
journalist/activist/
lmmaker Jim
Libiran. He is credited
for starting, naming, and
ghostwriting a large part of the
column, but there was a time
when there was a three-man
rotation of writers.
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Libiran picked the name
Xerex Xaviera because he
wanted something that was
androgynous. Over the span of
the columns existence, people
who sent letters to the tabloid
would address Xerex as either
ate or kuya depending
on which sex they felt more
comfortable addressing.
Libiran also chose Xerex Xaviera
because he wanted a name
that had 3 Xs on it. Did you
spot that? Give yourself a hand.
Today, he spends most of
his time shooting indie
movies about Tondo.
PHOTOGRAPHY: MIKE KALIWARA,
RENE MEJIA
Yoga

Stretching exercises meant to

enhance exibility and strengthen
the spine. We have yoga to thank
for coming up with largely sexual-
looking poses that todays modern,
mostly female practitioners are
guring into.
Since its inception in India,
modern-day yoga has branched
out to different styles. Like yoga
practiced in an only 32-degree
room (Bikram yoga) or done
suspended with cloths of some
sort (Anti-gravity yoga). The
sexiest thing about yoga though,
isnt the styles but the poses
and their strangely animal-sex
suggestive names. Downward dog
anyone?
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Zeroes are strains of males who have

little to zero cash (hence, the name)
in their bank accounts, but often (not
always) have plucky personalities. For
examples, see any male telenovela bida.
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Pulse Asia Inc. held a survey to answer
this dilemma in 2010 to see which
option comes on top when considering
a lifetime partner. The result: 52 percent
of men dont mind a good-looking
laki sa hirap woman in true Good Guy
mode, while 57 percent of women were
cold-hearted enough to vote for the
ugly rich dude.

Zeroes, Zippers, Zohan
Number of references to Ben Stiller in There's Something
About Mary when we Googled "zipper scene": 9.
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Men would do well to learn from Adam Sandlers 2008 ctional
Israeli-counter terrorist character who fakes his own death in
order to start a new life pursuing his dreams as a hairdresser.
No, we dont mean every man needs to become a hairdresser,
too. Zohan Dvir is a hit with the ladies young and old, can make
any occupation look manly, and can crush his enemies to a pulp.
Hes one man to take lessons from because as everyone
knows, You dont mess with the Zohan.
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opening of fabric or other exible material, as on a
garment or a bag. Other than that, Sam Pinto made
the sexiest pitch for its proper use in an ad for a brand
of sandwich crackers: Zipper mo, bukas! According
to a study published by the British Journal of Urology
International, it is estimated that 17,616 people wound
up in U.S. emergency rooms over the last decade
because they caught their genitals, almost always
penises, in zippers. Ouch. Baka hindi pa tuli.
General Hotness
Beauty Queens
(10)
Colegialas &
Cheerleaders (18)
Mommas, Hot (76)
Viva Hot Babes
(118)
Vixen (120)
Vixen, Premiere
(120)
Classic Beauties
Dina Bonnevie (24)
Eula Valdes (28)
Francine Prieto (36)
Gaby De La
Merced (42)
G Tongi (40)
Iwa Moto (52)
Jamilla Obispo (56)
Joanne Quintas &
Jackie Forster (58)
Karen
Montelibano (62)
Paloma (86)
Patricia Javier (88)
Rica Peralejo (98)
Valerie
Concepcion (118)
Philippines Finest
Angel Locsin (6)
Cristine Reyes (20)
Diana Zubiri (24)
Katrina Halili (66)
Marian Rivera (74)
Sam Pinto (102)
Sunshine Cruz (108)
Fresh Faces
Bela Padilla (12)
Ellen Adarna (26)
Empress (30)
Jackie Rice (54)
LJ Reyes (70)
Nia Jose (78)
Ritz Azul (100)
Yam Concepcion
(128)
Models
Bianca King (14)
Cristina Garcia (18)
Lovi Poe (72)
Ornusa Cadness
(85)
Solenn
Heussaf (110)
What she wears
Bikini (10)
Underwear,
womens (116)
Schoolgirl
uniforms (104)
Zippers (133)
Works of art (4)
Erotica (30)
Fifty Shades of
Grey (37)
Hentai (46)
Japan special (55)
Kama Sutra (62)
K-pop (60)
Pornography (92)
Xerex 127)
X-, XX-, XXX-
ratings (124)
Yoga, sexual (130)
Feeling Kinky?
BDSM (8)
Deviance, sexual
(23)
Fetish (36)
Threesome (114)
Swingers (106)
Foreplay (34)
Bedroom(10)
Fellatio (34)
Deep Throat (22)
Kissing (66)
The Main Event
Intercourse,
science of (50)
One-night
stands (83)
Positions,
sexual (94)
Sixty nine (106)
Tantric Sex (112)
Quickie (97)
Orgasm (84)
Ejaculate (34)
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