Princeton Triangle Club A SONG FOR SEAN DROHAN By Sam Kaseta Last Updated: 4/6/14 Two woman are

sitting in a cruise ship cabaret, sipping their drinks and tittering in excitement. And now, presenting Liza Minnelli! ANNOUNCER WOMAN 1 Oh my god! I cant believe its really her! WOMAN 2 I know, were so lucky to be on this particular cruise ship where Cher and Barbra Streisand are also touring! ANNOUNCER Played by the famous drag queen Majestica Entertainment! The WOMEN are stunned. After a brief drumroll, MAJESTICA ENTERTAINMENT, an aging drag queen dressed as Liza Minnelli, enters and takes the microphone. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY I AM, MY DEAR YOU MAY SEE THAT IM NOT YOUR AVERAGE MAAM, MY DEAR IM SORRY, BUT I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN, MY DEAR SO I DO WHAT IVE DONE WISH I WAS THROUGH THOUGH ITS BEEN FUN BUT MY TIME IS DONE SO WHY AM I STILL HERE? ITS NOT THE PAY, I FEAR I USED TO LOVE THE LIMELIGHT, BUT NO MORE ILL LET MY STUBBLE GROW TAKE OFF MY DRESS TO SHOW IM NOT AN AGING CABARET WHORE MAJESTICA

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IVE RUN MY LUCK, MY DEAR MY BODYS SICK AND TIRED OF THE DAILY TUCK, MY DEAR I WISH I COULD SAY I GIVE A But my manager says this is a family show I CANT SAY WHAT I THINK LIKE THIS SHIP HAS A STINK OF DESPAIR AND TOO MUCH DRINK IVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS A SHAM CAREER WHAT I USED TO LOVE IS NOW A CHORE LET SOMEONE ELSES PAINTED CLAWS ACCEPT THE PAINED APPLAUSE I WONT BE AN AGING CABARET WHORE NO MORE! THEY DONT LOVE ME FOR ME THEY LOVE HOW WELL I MINELLI THEY DONT LOVE MY SINGING RANGE THEY LOVE THE FACT THAT IM STRANGE THEY KNOW THERES A MAN INSIDE SO WHY I DO I HAVE TO HIDE? PLAYING AGING DIVAS ISNT FUN WHEN YOU REALLY ARE ONE I GUESS I BELONG HERE WHERE THEYLL PAY FOR QUEER AND APPLAUD WHAT THEY MOSTLY ABHOR BUT ILL TAKE THE BOWS NO DIGNITY TO ESPOUSE I ADMIT IM A CABARET WHORE! The WOMEN in the audience applaud wildly as MAJESTICA breaks down sobbing.