Constitution If you do not have a pet tiger, bear, or lion you will be put in jail until you get

one. If you do not wear blue of Fridays you will be stuffed into a brown teddy bear with a red bow tie for one week. If you get hurt in Bosstrailia the country will not pay for your injuries even if one of our guards shot you. Plus British accents or mandatory! You always have to drive in the middle two lanes out of the four on all streets except neighborhoods which have two! And again we do not pay for injuries! If you follow these rules you will live a happy and enjoyable life! Thank you, President