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EXT: London outside baker street

Sam Winchester: So, Crowley is in London? Castiel: That is what they are telling me. Dean Winchester: What, so now youre going all angel radio on us. Sam Winchester: Lets just find Crowley and get back to Illinois. Dean Winchester: And when we find Crowley I am going to beat the crap out of him for making us come to England, I mean, everything is completely different! Sam Winchester: Yes Dean, we are in London we arent in America.

Castiel: Do they have burgers?

Dean Winchester: Dude, what is it with you and burgers? Castiel: It is probably my vessel. Dean Winchester: No Shit, Sherlock.

INT 221B BAKER STREET (Sherlock sits in 221b, gun in hand, laying out across the sofa) Sherlock Holmes: Bored! (John Watson comes in) John Watson: You need to get out. Sherlock Holmes: How can I? There is nothing interesting in London.

John Watson: Have you asked Lestrade? Sherlock Holmes: Yes, he is on some other case something to do with money and a monkey. John Watson: A monkey? Sherlock Holmes: Yes John, a monkey. It is quite simple really.. John Watson: How is that simple? Sherlock Holmes: What is it like in your tiny little brains? John Watson: Sherlock. (Sherlock points pistol at the wall and starts shooting) Sherlock Holmes: Bored! (Shoots again.) John Watson:

Jesus! Sherlock!

Sherlock Holmes: The world is so boring. Everyone is boring and ordinary, what is it going to take to get a good case?! John Watson: Well the wall doesnt have to take a beating for it. Sherlock Holmes: Oh, it was asking for it.

Int: Tardis control room The Doctor: So Clara! Where to? Hot place? Cold place? Another planet! Clara: Id like to go to London. The Doctor: London? Yes London! A lovely place London! London, London, London. Loooondon. Strange name isnt it? Looondon. Clara: Yes Doctor, I get the point.

The Doctor: Then to London we go! (The TARDIS lands) Sam Winchester: Hey, do you hear that? Dean Winchester: Yeah.. what is that? Castiel: It sounds like a vacuum. Dean: A vacuum? Out of all the words you choose vacuum? Castiel: Yes, that is what it sounds like. Now, I am going to find some pb and J. Sam Winchester: I thought you did not like it? You said that you could taste all the molecules. (Castiel vanishes) Dean Winchester: Great. (The Doctor steps out from the TARDIS)

The Doctor: The polluted air! Great city London, favourite city, have I taken you to the planet of Barcelona? Clara: Barcelona? The Doctor: Yeah, red skies, people are cats. Clara: What? Cats?! The Doctor: Yeah, nice people. Strange though, but nice. Clara: So where are we? The Doctor: Outside Baker Street it appears. Hey look! People! Dean Winchester: Is that a police box? Sam Winchester: A 1970s police box actually, what is that doing in London? Dean Winchester: Perhaps it is some monument of the past.

Sam Winchester: Yeah sure Dean, theyre really going to have a monument of the past. Dean Winchester: It was just an idea. I dont see you coming up with anything. (John Watson looks out the window) John Watson: I swear that police box wasnt there before? Sherlock: Mmm probably not. (There is a knock at the door, both turn their heads.) Sam Winchester: So, what are we going to say? Dean Winchester: Well, since we cant fake that were the FBI I am going to wing it Sammy. Sam Winchester: Its Sam. (Mrs Hudson opens the door)

Mrs Hudson: Can I help you two boys? Dean Winchester: Hey, yeah I am looking for Sherlock Holmes? Mrs Hudson: Sure, come right in. (they walk into the flat and up the stairs) Mrs Hudson: Sherlock you have a client. Sherlock: Ah! Finally! Make it brief and detailed and dont be boring. Dean Winchester: We are looking for a man named Crowley, we think he might have some connection with some strange things that are happening here in London? John Watson: Didnt Lestrade say something about weird cases recently? Sherlock Holmes: He never mentioned it to me.. do go on. Dean Winchester:

Well, that is it really. We need to find him, he is about yae high, dark hair, british accent. Sherlock Holmes: You arent clients. You have a gun in your pocket, no two guns. Not to mention you also have a knife in the inside of your jacket, you have various scars on your body, and a tattoo upon your chest. One conclusion hunters. Now, why would hunters want to see me? Sam Winchester: Youve crossed with hunters before? Sherlock Holmes: Yes once, quite a while ago, one case which was rather weird, I think it was on a ghost. John Winchester was the man who helped me in exchange for trying to find someone called the yellow eyed demon, course I lead him onto the right track. Dean Winchester: Were his sons. We are searching for Crowley, the king of hell, or rather was, now more of a business man. Sherlock Holmes: Fine. I will help you, only because there is nothing else out there at the moment. (The Doctor walks toward 221b)

Clara: The TARDIS always brings us to places that need help, so why did she bring us to this specific place in London? The Doctor: I dont know. I dont like not knowing, so lets find out.

(Gets the sonic screwdriver out and unlocks the door before stepping inside) Clara: Are we breaking and entering? The Doctor: No, we are sonicing and entering. Clara: That is a thing? The Doctor: It is now. (Sherlock hears footsteps come up the stairs) Sherlock: Did we have other guests? Dean Winchester: Not that I know of.

(There is a knock at the door, John gets up and opens it.) The Doctor: Hello! Im your new lodger! Sherlock: We didnt ask for a lodger. The Doctor: Well no I lied Im not. Im the doctor, this is Clara. Dean Winchester: The Doctor? Doctor who? The Doctor: Just the doctor. Dean Winchester: Right Sherlock: What can we do for you doctor? The Doctor: I am looking for something strange that might be happening around here. Sherlock: Nothing strange here. Dean Winchester:

Apart from that bowtie. The Doctor: Hey! Dont diss the bowtie! Bowties are cool. Dean Winchester: Sure in the 80s perhaps. The Doctor: Im a scientist of sorts. Sherlock: Ah! Finally someone who speaks my language. The Doctor: Language? I thought we were speaking human? Sam Winchester: I think he might be on something. (Castiel appears) Castiel: I couldnt find any PB and J. John Watson: Where the hell did you come from?! Castiel: Not quite. Dean Winchester: Cas, now is not the time. Have you found

Crowley? Castiel: No not yet, I think they are using some form of angel barrier.

The Doctor: Right, hello! Im the doctor hi. Very confused. Whos Crowley? Dean Winchester: Oh, just the King of Hell. Clara: Wait, Hell exists? Sam Winchester: Oh yeah. John Watson: Why does this remind me of a scene in Lord of the rings where people from across the world go on one quest? Dean Winchester: You mean the scene where ElrondSam Winchester: Dean. Dean Winchester:

Right, sorry. Sherlock: So, lets get to business. Dean Winchester: Do you have any case files? Sherlock: Yep. Sam Winchester: Are you going to show us to us? Sherlock: Nope. John Watson: Holmes, you are meant to be sharing information with these people. Sherlock: Fine, it is on my desk. (John Watson walks over toward the desk placing down the files in front of Dean and Sam. The Doctor moves beside them) Sam Winchester: Pretty gruesome, insides completely torn, organs separated from the body.. was there anything missing?

Sherlock: No, Molly is doing an autopsy as we speak. Dean Winchester: And how is this related to Crowley? Sherlock: There is a mark on the side of their necks. I think youd recognise it. Sam Winchester: The Aqaurian Star? Dean this is our symbol. Dean Winchester: Well, by knowing Crowley it is not surprising it had to have captured our attention somehow, and it is definitely captured. Sam Winchester: Wed need to see the body is it possible you can give us access? Sherlock: Of course. I am sure you can make fake I.Ds though I do not think it particularly necessary with Molly Hooper. The Doctor: Molly Hooper? John Watson: She is a friend and a pathologist.

The Doctor: Come along Clara! (The Doctor takes clara by the hand and drags her out of 221b.) Sherlock: Id suggest that you go catch up with them. Castiel: No need. (Castiel takes hold of Dean and Sams shoulder before a flutter of wings is heard and the three vanish) INT Basement. (Crowley and Jim Moriarty are in a basement, Crowley in cuffs.) Crowley: if we are to be business partners, is cuffing me really necessary? Moriarty: Quite. You may be my business partner Crowley, but it does not mean that I do not trust you. You are a demon after all. Crowley: I am the king of hell. This is as bad as working with feathers.

Moriarty: You should think putting you in handcuffs is a good thing.. Crowley: And how is that a good thing? Moriarty: You wont escape then. Crowley: It was better working with feathers, never work with humans. INT St. Barts Hospital (Castiel, Sam, Dean appear in the morgue, Molly turns around and drops the books she was holding) Dean: Were here to see the body of Jacob Hobbs, were here instead of Sherlock. Molly: Err, sure... Follow me. (Scene cuts to the body lying out across the table, Molly pulls back the cover of Jacob Hobbs, its body mangled)

Dean: Well, hes had better days. (Sam glares over to Dean, Castiel starts sniffing the body.) Castiel: He died of asphyxiation. (Dean pulls back Castiel with force) Dean: Dude! Stop sniffing the body! Sam: Cas, does this mean anything to you? (There is enochian encrypted on the body) Castiel: Its enochian, a warning. Sam: Someone knew we were going to looking for this body. Castiel: It appears so.. Sam: Thank you Molly.

(They leave the hospital only to be found by The Doctor and Clara) The Doctor: Anything good? Dean: They knew we were going to be looking. Clara: What? How did they know? Sam: They had enochian written on his neck. Clara: What is enochain? Castiel: Language of the angels. The Doctor: Oooh, I like new languages. Dean: It is also to ward off angels. Clara: Sounds as if this Crowley is frightened of Castiel. Dean: Oh, he isnt afraid of Castiel, he is anything

but afraid.

The Doctor: If there is anyone that should be afraid of, it is me. Castiel: Hold on. (Castiel takes hold of Sam and Dean they disappear, the doctor and clara are left alone) INT London, Baker Street, 221b. (Sherlock looks up towards the three from reading his newspaper) Sherlock: Youre back then. Castiel: Im going to go get the others. (Castiel returns with Clara and the Doctor) Dean: They knew we were coming, they knew that we wanted to find them.

Sam: So, I guess we need to figure out who they are going to target next, and then we will find them? Sherlock: I already have a lead. Lestrade just called there is a missing boy. Clara: Do you know where he is? Sherlock: Yes, Lestrade are on their way to get him and bring him to the station. John: Well, what are we waiting for? (Sherlock gets to his feet, pacing around the room) Sherlock: A call. Sam: from lestrade? Sherlock: Nope.

John: you think hell ring you? Clara: Im confused, who will ring? (Sherlock turns to look to Clara) Sherlock: Jim Moriarty. (The mobile phone rings, everyone turns their gaze upon the object. Sherlock cautiously picks it up putting it on loud speaker) Sherlock: Hello? Jim Moriarty: Have you worked it out yet? The puzzle. Sherlock: Yes. You have the boy. Jim Moriarty: He is your final puzzle. Work him out and you can have Crowley. Sherlock: Oh but it isnt that simple is it?

Jim Moriarty: Never is Im afraid Sherly. Sherlock: Why is the boy the puzzle? (The phone hangs up. Sherlock sighs in slight frustration) Dean: I think I might know. We need to get to the station. The Doctor: I can go in my TARDIS.. Sherlock: Too noisy. We will take a taxi. The Doctor: Think of it as a taxi ride. Clara: It is only noisy because he leaves the breaks on. Castiel: I dont understand that reference. INT TARDIS control room.

John: It is bigger on the inside! Dean: Dude. This is awesome. Sammy we need to get one of these. Sam: Its Sam. Dean where do you suppose we get one? Dean: I dont know but it is awesome. (The Doctor roams through the keys on the panel) The Doctor: Hold on! EXT Scotland Yard Police Station (The TARDIS materialises in front of the station, the doctor is the first to jump out) Clara: You actually got the coordinates right this time. (The doctor swivels on his heels)

The Doctor: Clara, I always get the co ordinates right! Sherlock: Can we please get this done over and done with. INT Scotland Yard Police station office. (The boy is tied to a chair, Sherlock looks confused, whereas Sam and Dean are not.) Sherlock: Why is he tied? Dean: Christo. (The boys eyes turn black, almost like a twitch) Sam: Moriarty said that he was your final puzzle. But I think he meant all of us. Sherlock: I dont understand. Dean: Cas, I need you to go to the impala.

Castiel: May I ask why? Dean: There is some spray paint, salt and holy water. (Castiel vanishes, Dean gets out his demon knife) Sam: Dean, wait. He is just a boy. Dean: Sam. This is a demon, whatever is left of the boy is already gone. Sam: I thought we forgot about the kill first, ask questions later. Crowley knows what you are like, he is going to want to toy with you. With all of us, torturing him isnt going to do any good. Dean: Fine. Have it your way. (Dean leans back against the door, arms folded across his chest.) The Doctor: No one touch him.

Sherlock: He isnt speaking. Sam: That is because we have not asked him to, or because he does not want to. (Castiel returns with the spray paint, demon cuffs, salt and holy water. Dean takes the cuffs first, whilst Sam takes the water.) Baldir: Come anywhere near me and the pretty one gets it. (Dean quickly puts the cuffs on the boy, Sam pours some holy water as he screams from the pain. Dean takes the spray paint creating the devils trap) Dean: Right then kiddo! Tell us where Crowley is. Baldir: Cant do that Im afraid. (Sam pours more holy water) Sam: Tell us where he is and we can let you go.

Baldir: What would be the fun in that? The Doctor: I do not like this. Castiel: Neither do I.. but Sam and Dean know what theyre doing. INT- Scotland Yard Police station CCTV room Crowley: How long is this going to last for? Jim Moriarty: A few more minutes. Crowley: That is one of my best demons down there. Jim Moriarty: I know, they wont kill him. Crowley: You clearly dont know the Winchesters. Jim Moriarty: No. But I know Sherlock Holmes, and he wouldnt let the boy die.

INT - Scotland Yard Police station office. (Sam looks toward Dean, they exchange a look before Dean gave a nod of his head) Sam:
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica...

(Baldir starts to move in his chair, screaming trying to resist the exorcisim.) Baldir: Wait!

Sam:
Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica...

Dean: Hold it. (baldir looks towards Dean and Sam) Baldir: theyre in the CCTV room.
(The group start to walk away from the room) Baldir: Where there is death, there will always be death!

Dean: not on my hands! INT CCTV Room Crowley: What do you suppose we do now? Jim Moriarty: Wait for them, it is all apart of the plan. (The group walk into the CCTV room, Dean and Sam holding their guns, as did Sherlock and John) Dean: This is low of you Crowley! Crowley: Hello boys. Jim Moriarty: I lied. The boy wasnt the last puzzle Holmes. Sherlock: it was too easy. Jim Moriarty: Is this easy? (the door opens behind them, a woman who looks a lot like Sherlock is dragged through.

Sherlocks eyes widen, there is clear fear in his eyes) Jim Moriarty: You see Sherlock, we both know that you have a heart. I was going to take Johnny boy, but then I remembered, you have a daughter. Sherlock: Stop this. Stop this right now! Jim Moriarty: Cant do that Im afraid. Now, put the guns down or she gets shot. (Sherlock lowers the gun, John looks to him in surprise.) John: Sherlock? Sherlock: Just, do as he says. (John lowers the gun at the same time as Dean and Sam) Jim Moriarty: Good boys.

Sherlock: Let her go. This has nothing to do with her, it is just you and me.

Jim Moriarty: Oh, but it has everything to do with her. She is your heart, I said I was going to burn the heart out of you, think of this as a kept promise. John: Sherlock, what do we do?! Sherlock: I dont know. Dean: What do you mean, you dont know?! Sherlock: I dont know! The Doctor: Hi! Im the Doctor, right, if there is one thing that you need to learn, is that I dont take violence as an answer. (He takes a step forward slowly, everyone turns their gaze to him)

Clara: Doctor, what are you doing? The Doctor: Something I should have done a while ago. (He takes out his sonic screwdriver, places his arm right in the air, finger on the button. Clara quickly covers her ears, and the others do the same. He presses the button, there is a loud high pitched noise, and whilst Jim and Crowley and the demon holding Amelia are trying to get away from the sound, he quickly takes hold of her.) The Doctor: Come on! Jim Moriarty: Youre too late. This building is going to blow just like the buildings around London! (Amelia turns her head toward Jim, her eyes upon Sherlock and then to John.) Amelia Holmes: I know where it is. I know where the bomb is. I can go there, I can disarm it.

Sherlock: There is no way on the planet that I am letting you go find a bomb! Amelia Holmes: Youre going to have to trust me. (There is silence for a few moments, Sherlock gives a nod of his head) Sherlock: Dean, Sam, go with her. Dean: I can do that. John Watson: Ill take Crowley. (Dean passes a metal pole beside him chucking it to John, he quickly hits both Jim and Crowley around the head, Castiel takes hold of Crowley before vanishing. Sherlock turns his head towards Amelia.) Sherlock: If you arent out in five minutes, I am going after you. Amelia Holmes: Ive done this before.

(Sam, Dean and Amelia head toward the office where Baldir is placed.) INT Scotland Yard office. Amelia: The bomb is in the floor, I need something to rip it up. (Dean searches around, he passes her a axe, she takes the axe, plunging it into the carpet before ripping up the flooring. There she sees the bomb ticking away.) Baldir: You wont be able to disarm it. Amelia: Someone shut the kid up. (She searches around the wires, going into her jacket taking out some pliers, they only have a minute left. 59. 58..) Dean: How is it looking? Amelia: We dont have a lot of time. Sam: Please tell me you know which wire to cut.

Amelia: Course I do. (Amelia carefully cuts the red wire, the number stopping on 30 seconds, she hoists herself back up.) EXT- Scotland Yard Police station. (Amelia, Dean and Sam arrive out of the station.) John: Told you shed be fine. (Dean looks over towards Sam, and then to Amelia.) Dean: How did you do that? Amelia: Do what? Sam: You knew how to disarm a bomb in less then thirty seconds. Amelia: I was trained. Now, I think we should really call the bomb disposal unit and get out of here.

John: I agree. Sounds like a good plan. Are we going into the TARDIS? Or shall we get a taxi? (Amelia looks confused.) Amelia: Whats a TARDIS? The Doctor: My spaceship! (She turns toward the Police Box) Amelia: Its just a box. The Doctor: Just a box?! She is not just a box! Take that back! (Amelia opens the door) Amelia: No. (Everyone gets into the TARDIS and inside 221b Baker Street) INT 221b Baker Street lounge Clara: Good going Doc you put it inside the room.

(They step out, Castiel is holding Crowley.) Dean: So, Crowley. Back to America? Crowley: Boys, no hard feelings? Sam: I think it is a bit too late for that. John: Well, that has most definitely been an eventful day. Amelia: Im going to hurt in the morning. Dean: You have a massive gash on your forehead. I think it is going to be more then a simple aches. (Sherlock sets himself down upon the chair.) Sherlock: Lestrade now has Jim and they will be taking him custody for his actions. As for the boy, he is probably confused, I trust the demon is back where it belongs? Crowley: Yes.

(There is a knock at the door.) Sherlock: Amelia, you get that. (Amelia gives a roll of her eyes, before heading to the door, she opens it seeing Will Graham.) Amelia: Will, youre meant to be in America? Will Graham: I know. I wanted to see you, I needed a break from Jack Crawford and the FBI. Sherlock: Got any new dogs recently to help with your unstableness? John: Sherlock, behave. Will Graham: Oh it is alright, Im used to it. I dont like being psychoanalysed. Sherlock: But it is so fun.

Dean: Well, we are going to hit the road, dont worry Crowley wont be getting out again we will ensure it. Sherlock: Oh, I hope so. I wouldnt want another mess like this one. The Doctor: We should be off too, we have new worlds to see and save, it was very nice meeting you Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Sam, Dean, Castiel. John: Would we be seeing you again? The Doctor: You might. (The Doctor takes hold of Clara and pulls her into the TARDIS, it then materialises away. Castiel then vanishes along with Sam, Dean and Crowley, now it is only left with Amelia, Will, Sherlock and John.) Amelia: Tea anyone? John: Id love one. THE END.