WIFE (Worries Invited For Ever)

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! An archaeologist is the best husband a oman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her! "achelors should be heavily ta#ed! It is not fair that some men should be happier than others! $on%t marry for money; you can borro I don%t orry about terrorism! I t o years! it cheaper!

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A psychiatrist is a person ho ill give you e#pensive ans ers that your ife ill give you for free! "achelors &no more about omen than married men; if they didn%t, they%d be married too! 'en have a better time than omen; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier! (A man ithout a bicycle!( oman is li&e a fish ithout a

'arriage is a three)ring circus* ))Engagement ring )))Wedding ring )))+uffering When a ne ly married couple smiles, everyone &no s hy! When a ten)year married couple smiles, everyone onders hy! ,ove is blind but marriage is an eye)opener! When a man opens the door of his car for his ife, you can be sure of one thing* either the car is ne or the ife! I ta&e my ife every here, but she &eeps finding her ay bac&! I as&ed my ife, (Where do you ant to go for our anniversary-( +he said, (+ome here I have never been!( I told her, (.o about the &itchen-(

We al ays hold hands! If I let go, she shops! 'y ife as in beauty saloon for t o hours! /hat as only for the estimate! +he got a mudpac& and loo&ed great for t o days! /hen the mud fell off!

+he ran after the garbage truc&, yelling, (Am I too late for the garbage(Follo ing her do n the street I yelled, 01o, 2ump in!( A couple came upon a ishing ell! /he husband leaned over, made a ish and thre in a penny! /he ife decided to ma&e a ish, too! "ut she ,eaned over too much, fell into the ell, and dro ned! /he husband as stunned for a hile but then smiled (It really or&s!( "efore marriage, a man yearns for the oman he loves! After marriage, the (y( becomes silent!