The Lord's Prayer

Our dollar which art in futures

Interest be thy name.
Thy profits come, a tidy sum
On earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our weekly check
And forgive us stock losses
As we forgive those
Who have sold short against us
And lead us not into inflation
But deliver us from taxes
For thine is the green back
And the margin and the glory
Forever and ever. amen.