Two sisters of ancient Greece both laid claim To the finest, fairest rear of their time.

Which tail forged ahead? Which bottoms true fame Topped? Which back was in front, which terce most prime? A judge chose the elder girls back matter; Her finish was more fine and far matter. She got the prize, and his heart; soon they wed. But the youngers sitters not a smatter Less meet; Ill marry her, his brother said. It went so well, their joys were so perfected, That after them a temple was erected In honor of Venus Callipygus. No other churchthough I dont know its rite Could so, from head to epididymis, Move me with deep devotion to its site.